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n THE CLINTON NEW ERA.
4-71PurPrisogro,P.-
July , 1901
here'• Is
110 eSeaping tlurgerins Of eonStilnp,
tion; kill them with health, Health
Is your only means of killing them.
Scott's Emulsion a cod-liver oil
Will give you that health, if . any-
thing will.
!Mao ten FHE IIAMPLa AND TAY i..1
180OTT 4aowNE chcmilarg, TORONIreo
pc. and pm; alt druggists.
1
' 'Labeled Trunks In Demand.
Tfiere are many queer pursuits in the
eyelid, but of them all, remarks the Sat-
-• urday Evening Post of Philadelphia, it
Is doubtful if any rank higher in the
"land a the odd" than the traffic carried
on by an enterprising New Yorker. ale
has his place in the basement of one of
the office buildings on lower Broadway
and deals in ,labeled trunIts and traveling
bags -that is, trunks and traveling hags
that have seen service abroad and that
bear the labels of foreign hotels. A man
going to Europe, if he works judiciously,
can on his return get twice what he pad
for his bag or trunk at starting,
The enterprising Yankee who conducts
this queer traffic meets the passengers of
incoming steamers. He sizes up his pee-
ple with an accuracyborn of long expe-
rience, knowing instinctively who it is
that has probably exhausted his funds on
his trip on the other sideandwho will
be very willing to accept a good price for
his belabeled traveling appurtenances.
The more labeled, of course, the higher is
the price. There is almost no risk in
this business because the man has a
greater demand than he can supply for
the decorated merehandise In which he
'deals.
A Curiosity of Dipeasse.
Perhaps the most surprising assertion
by medical men is that disease in parents
often confers long life on. children. Th
contrary is believed, popularly, and 110
doubt there is some ground for the belief.
Some time ago the British Medical asso-
ciation investigated the subject of old age.
Taking 340 people aged from 80 to 90
years, they inquired into their family his-
• tory. Here is the result: •
There was cancer in 44 families; con-
sumption In 05 families; gout in 30 fami-
lies; rheumatism in .59 families; insanity
in 13 families; apoplexy and paralysis in
42 families.
Thus there was a bistory of deadly dis-
eases in the families of 253 of the old peo-
ple. In 47 more families there was like-
wise some grave disease. And only 40
families were frees or said to be free,
from those maladies which usually are
supposed to be hereditary.
. .
Benefit of clergy.
The "benefit of clergy" was a legal cus-
tom which allowed .priests to withdraw
their cases from a secular to an ecclesi-
astical court.The evidence of being a
clergyman was an ability to read. If a
man: Could read only a single verse, be
was entitled to the benefit of clergy; - •
The Jar Domestic.
•
tagerson (winding up the diseussion)-t.
Yes, I dare say. I3ut you must admit pod
• didn't anew much when you married me.
Mrs. Grierson -Yes. No doubt that ac-
coents for it.-Pearson's.
The first clocks manufactured in this
:country were by Eli Terry at Plymouth,
Conn in 1793 The manufacture soon
became extensive. and Connecticut wood-
en clocks were famous all over the coun-
try.
It takes the ash of 100 cigars to make
one ounce of cigar ash. •- • ,
A childless home is a cheerless home.
The maternal instinst exists in everywom-
an and when it is ungratified she is de -
payed of much of the happiness of life.
It often happens that childlessness is due
to some causes whiola oan be removed, +and
ofteu is removed by the use of Dr Pierce's
Favorite Presoriptaon. The •vigcr and
vitality whish this remedy imparts to the
delicate womanly °ream, puts them in a
condition ef normal health, the look of
Molt& is often the sole obstruction to ma-
ternity. Every woman should read Dr
Pierce's Common Senn Medical Adviser,
a book containing 11008 pages and 790 Blue.
• etrations It is tient entirely free on re-
oeip of stamps to pay expense of aneiling
and customs. Send 31 one -cent stamps for
the paper bound volume, or 50 steenpe for
cloth covered. Adam a Dr B. V. Pierce,
663 Main Street, Bi ff .13, N. Y.
"A GENT UNCONSCIOUS:"
How the London Cabby honoree the
Fighting Colonials.
A delightguil little story comes to
1113 -from one :whose name, alas! is
already a remembrance. Miss Kings-
ley appreciated fully the patriotism
of "the man in the street" underlye
mg much of the so-called eingoism,
aad- illustrates; her meaning by the
renewing: "'It Was a wet night, and
I. returning home from the meeting
of a learned society, hailed a slowly -
'crawling cola, 'Sorry I can't take
you in, mum,' -said the driver; 'I've
& gent uncorisaious inside.' 'Dear
ane,' said I, 'way don't you take him
to St. Georg -teat .at once?"Ile ain't
a hospital case,' said he, flooking
down on 'tate gent unconscious'
through the trap-door.
a 'He'll be bet tea by and by. ITtaa
one of them colonials of ours Islet
borne to his native land for the first
• time., and heategatue and
eat that's all.' I retired, and the
cab and the colonist drifted ,away
into the rain; but still it wet •nice
to think, in spite of the tolotaistas
conduct' and the inconvenithee it
gave of the Oltil Country, ropre,
sented y the eftbniout, taking coxes
of him Lica Opt."
Chareoal Is the great Milan fuel, Na-
ples alone consuming 40,000 tons of wood
charcoal, at it cost of front $20 to $25 pee
ton, the national consumption being 700e.
000 toes.
AN AFRICAli. PUZZLE ‘hc A'aie°r of the 'N't"r(4
4 The branches a the Temper-
ance Alliance appeat cletermineu to
force npon the attention of the Gov-
MAJAA, THE WHITE QUEEN OF THE eminent the demand for immediate
- MAKATESE TRIBE. Prebibition of the liquor traffic. Whilst
„ I am a temperance roan and a prohl-
bitiouist, I doubt if, in this, they rep -
A Illasiterlous W01111111 ot Disainetly resent- the general opinion of prohibi-
Caucasians* Tyne Who Doled Taco() tiopMs. The time and state of public
savage* of the Dark Canting/at For ownien do not. I submit, warrant such
Dalt a Ventura. * . A demand. 'believe that the plebiscite
vote, when analyzed, doeli not pis' ify
For more than •half a century the rain- the temperance People in dlnandiny
maker for all the native tribes south of it, roe would it the Government io
the Zambezi river, he South Africa, wee granting it, 60 far at least as this Ps ov.
Majaie, the white queen or the Malattese ince is concerned. Its adopt ion would
tribe, which area in the woodbush in the teoult in injury to the cause of prohtha
northern part of the Tranevaal, The Hon, We raust be willing to proceed
I t the
Zulus, the Hottentots, the Katirs, the slowly and toot march too far n o
Ihisettos and mores of other tribes me, enenoys country, and thus run the risk
ognized her as the great rainmaker, and of being outflanked, or surrounded. It
whenever there was a drought iu their may be etated in passing that Rev D .,_
provinces they sent their emissaries to McKay, in charging that members of
her with requests for ram. the Dominion Government interfered,
The tales Which white men heard con- during the Plebiscite campaig-i., with
cerning her led them to believe that Ma- the expression of nubile opinion, is
jaje was a myth, and Itider Haggard raising an issue which will binder
elaborated the report in his novel "She," rather than help the temperance cause.
which had for its leading character a Our policy should be to educate publ;c
mysterious white wonaan who ruled over . opinion up to,our views, net to alienate
a reCe of blacks somewhere in Central the sympathies ot public men and lead -
Africa. 1•Iaggard wrote his novel in the era by detraction,
eighties, while he was in South Afiica, My opinion is, after a good deal of
and long before it was establisaed that thought over the question; that our
the white queen was not a myth. The next move ought to be one to sepal at!,
fact that such a woman really lived was the liquor traffic° from the hot el busa
proved by three white mu who talked loess and from every other business or
with her, and one df those meta the late calling. This could be effected by a
Piet Joubert, commandant general of the
Boer armat was authority for this ac- license system in tbe discontinuance of
simple development of the existing
count of the woman: all licenses for the sale of 'aria in
IIenning Pretorius, one of the Trance hotels. This would confine the retail
vaal's first commandant generals, return- trafac to the shop lieensees. This prin.
ciple of separation has already been
ed from one of his frecpient journeys into
unknown regiOns of the Transvaal in tbe discussed and recognized by the legis.
latter part of 1889 and reported to life lature when the sale of liquors in con•
goVernment that he had succeeded in nection with groceries, etc., was for..
bidden. The reasons for that change
seeing Majaje. . In a voluminous report
of his journey he stated that the woman bold wood now for the entire separation
wits q peen of a .section. of the Makatese from hotels and other places where
other business is carried on: There
tribe and that her capital was surround-
ed by an almost impenetrable forest of are, in fact, special dangers in the sale
small thorn trees. On the outskirts of in hotels where travellers and others
this forest he was met by a large . ntino resort, which render this change more
ber of well arnaed tribesmen; who asked necessary than that !Ong ago made.
im- Does it not appeal to the judgment
him to depart from the neighborhood
rnediately. Pretorius refused to leave of everyone who has givenany thoueht
and batistes' upon seeing the queen to the subject, that if the retail sale
After a long discussion, during *which were r estrieted to shops and tolicensetis
many messengers were sent to the queen's limited to shop sales alone, under styli].
kraal, Pretorius was granted permission gent regulations asto hours; manner
°
He was:disarmed, and kinds of sales, that a good and sure
to visit the monarsh.
.and his companions Nero left behind un., ; step towards prohibition would have •
b •en taken P. Such an advance would
der guard of it large.number of tribesmen.
Ile Was led along a narrow, winding patb tend toremovethe dangers incident to
b, and after a journey of the- telltale to a eOnsidereeble extent.': In
through the bus -
about 30 miles: he owe to the qtieen,s fact; it would a modified
dispensary system, not having 'the
° Weal kraal. In his report he described , serious objectionsattachine to that sys.
the woman minutely and'at great length. tem, and brought ,abcut without any
He said that she was absolute monarch disarrangement of the present, order ce•
•er her 1)001)10 aiid that she u.. loubtetlly mathinery of the existing -license laws.
had ' the 'power' a life and death •over
. •
them.• •• • ,•
The 'most astonishing part of his repat
was that the WoMen was not a negresa .
He :described hea as having steaight; soft
bair of a light brown, color, thin lips. and
liglet blue eyes.. The color of het skin :
•was not blade; but as white as that of a
Portuguese. Preanius statedahat she re-
fueetato tell het age or anything concern -
iia her antecedents and added that she .
appeared to be more than 100. years old -
perhaps 11e. • • •
In 1894.the Maaatese tribe formed an
alliance with Megoebst; the king of the
woodbush Kailas,: wap 'eyed Inver the
-
same •district, and Ilijaje's people were
I•
dragged into a rebellion against the Boers. Joubert, the commatidant general of the
Boer army, Was sent against the rebel- '
lioua natives, and he took ,with him a
smell :number of anemia who' had been
driven into the Transvaal from their na- '
• tive country- by Tambandate.
Wbc ' v••••••'-ert and his forces reached 1
the "batolreisti' (bewitched) tush, the war-
riors of Majaje and Megabit attaaked
firm end fought valiantly, for several i
weeks. The natives n -ere defeeted fleet-
• ly and fled, into the bush and, mountains.
The Swazis then asked Joubert for per-
• mission to follow the rebels,and it was i
granted. When. they returned, fiCiieral
days afterward,the Swazis brought with
• 1
them the heads of 3Iagoeba and several of his undimas, a headmen. • • : - i
The' day after the 'return of the victo- '
.
rious SWa218 ;sevvral messepgers atm
from Meade, bringing peaee offerings. in
the shape pf twatieory MIAs find a beau-.
• tiful white ex. 'The 'emissaries declared t
that Majaje..had been. misled by 'Alagoas I
• lei and thut she had no desire' to be an 1
enemy of the Boers. 'Joubert •told, the •
messengers to tell' their queen that if she
would surrender her arms uncenditionll
aa
and Parma some one to, go to her kraal
the war warld be ended. In her reply
she accept ed the fiest condition, but de-
clined to allow any one to visit her kraal,
ridding, however, thatshe would come out
and grant at audience to the Boer leader.
The following morning the hush we
wi-
sounded th the beating •of drums and
the shrill moisee of etude wind instra-
Aleuts. alorerunners emerged from the
bush and announced the coming oeth
'e
queen. a .
• When gleamed of the procession mach -
ed Genet:al Joubert, the priests deposit-
ed the pal/Sequin on the,ground and drew
aside the ;curtains that concealed tthe
queen. She on a beautiful iquag-
ga skin end Was clothed iu a variegated
eosturne !of skins, fur and iseadwork,
'Jad ile'observed her closely and 'found
that limning Pretorius' deselipaion Of
het was accurate in every ddtaii. The
wothan lead light soft hair, thin lips,
blue eyes and a complexion as light as
, that of telie majority of white pet:Seli
g
Who haoe dived in the tropies for unany
years. '
Many awsolis lave attempted to ,ex-
plain the 'mystery of, the queen's ances-'
try., awl the result has been that many •
avenge tales are current in the country.
'The most aleasible theory is the one/that
CcenPteandaut ‘General Joubert advaneed,
• aint ootne old cbiettains he learned
that there vim a _tradition arnougatag__
alSTiactifaiaalffarianany generations ago a
large umber :of white men bad QOM
into the Zambezi region to dig gold.
•These men humeral the enmity of the
blackse %veto masettered all' meat one .or
two. General deuhert believed, as (lid
The eldeftains, that Majaje was the 4e-
:1(4(1111mA of •one .of these survivors, hut
the (indite troditios does not egplain the
protasis by which the rose to the Posi.
tion of ruler of the tribe. Proof of the
Net that gold Was dug in that neighbor,
hood has been found in sweet of filaces !
along die Zambezi, where In recent years '
tinny old shales heve been uncovered.-
Howard C. Hillegas In New York Deco-
ing Post.
-Yours truly, .
. • Drzws rioTEB..
NNW
•.The Danish Ministry has resigned.
• At Hong Kong 45 persons die daily
of the plague.
• Mrn Montague AllaIons been' electsd
Presidentof the Mercbants' Bank.
Paul Drouin, ot Ottawa, who fell
out of a hotel window, died fromhis
mums. ;• •
Disorder and' lawlessness mark the
resumption of Chinese authority hi
Pekin. •
Friends and acquaintances have been
. summoned to tiount Tolstolt's bedside,
as he is dying. • • •
• At the auction roans:in Dublin the
other day a, 25000 policy on the life of
King Edward VII brought .22510.
The first American theater Was opened
be 1750 In the city of New York.
Ammosoconisismonimemmetarszamer
The Whole Story
in a. letter t
760111-Killey
Prom Capt. F. lave Pollee Statinti NO.
ti„,, Montreal 'We frequently nee renitir.
DAVIS' PA tx.xit.t.tn for pans in, the Wont-
aeh, Animation, *Wow, Mgt Wee, chit.
Nano, erampt, end all MIlletintls Which
befell men in otes position. Iaheve Oohed.
tatioe in saying hat Pettannean (8 the
bat rentetty to have near at beau
Deed Inteatally mid Bateentilly.
Two eats Ode and Mt bottltff
1
„
Murata Ills Chalet..
"Waiter, what's all that noise like a
pile driving machine at work?"
"That's the eook pounding your beef.
Steak. You Ordered tenderloin, I believe,
dr.". •
Samuel If. Pines, the "Golden Ittile"
mayor of Toledo, was fined $5 and
costs In the police court for contempt
of court. ,
tiiiiidren Cry for ,
CASTOR IA
.1
• Miss Mary Mitchell lost her life
near Amherst, N. S,,• While trying ' to
rescue a little girl from drowning,
• A 'document has been discovered
showing that Agninaldo had ordered.
the execution ot all American Prison-
ers. •
The German military authorities
will withdraw all German troops in
• Pekiti except the permanent establish-
ment, early in August. •
• The ninnber Winning the prize of
100,000 francs in the recent lottery in
aid of the Dee matleArtists' A.ssocialion
is held by the Rothschi'd4.
The rumor that the Manittaba Gov-
ernment intends going to the country
sometime during the coming fall or
summer wag corroborated a y
morning with good authority.
A despatch from Boston announces
the death in that city of John E. Field-
ing, brother of 'NV .S.Fielding, Minister
of Finance; hemataqyears of age and
was employed'intbe andifing offlee of
the Boston and Maine Railway.
The establishment. in Canada of a
factory for the manufacture of a .new
rifle is said to be engaging the atten-
tion of the Dominion GovernMente
The Premier thinks: favorably of the
Idea. and believes that, the enterptir
should have its home in Quebec.
The big strike'of the sheet and iron
workers in (he United States) 'has
beenelealared. One of thelergert labor
organizations has under taken to fight
one of the greate,st conabines. The
labor tepresentatives demendea that
all the Infils of the combine be Timid
according to the 'inion scale. 'The
Managere of the combine in answer
to this demand. promised to Place ewe -
era! Milts on the list Of union Mills
which had never been cinasi,'derell
union Mille.
1
LUXURY IN 01t7.7. 4iNLES AND JESTS. "k
The Deets 31aits Not Oa easels hatter Oft IT The rafferenee,
Than Die Poor Oue In lasting, I
Of course the wenithy man pays a good
deal more for his breakfast, Mechem ma
dinner than does the poor man, but is
Dives, physiologically aud physleally
spealting, any better for It? We doubt it.
Plain food is, ou the whole, more ate
eeptable to the economy than are rich
morsels. It Is very, queetionable whethee
from the strictly nutritive point a view
champagne and oysters are, afteg all, in
bealth nn advatice upon ginger beer and
cockles, whether turtle is preferable to
ealf's head, or caviare to soft herring roe,
or plovers' eggs superior to the ordinary
eggs of the barn door bird. But there is
a vast difference between the price of
champagne', say, at 10 shillings a bottle
and ginger beer et a Name a'. bottle, and
• between oysters at 3s. (Id. it dozeu and
cockles at 50 for o penny, and between
turtle soup at 10s. (Id, a pint are calf's
head soup at sixpence a plateful.
We shall be pretty correct ha stating
that the man who buys common eggs fa-
sten(' of plovere' eggs and calas head hi -
stead of turtle aud a Pigeon instead of a
• partridge is the gainer, at any rate from
the economically nutritive point of
In other words, the price of au article of
food by no means sets upon it ite food
value, and the difference represented be-
twaen tbe price of clinumegne and ginger
• beer, betweeirthat•of oyeters and cockles;
etc., is the price paid for pleasingabe pais
ate, which extravagieeee is probably the
'ecnalta of a mental rather than a bodily
demand. -
But physiologically it is akin to substi-
tuting cliatnonds for coals in the steam
engine, • Lpxurious foods are, .strictly
:speaking, creature cotnforts, while plain
foods tu.e bodily nenessities. It must be
'admitted, however, that, tis a rule, choice •
tasting game and meats are necessarily
fender and therefore easy. of -aesimilation.
But clearly there must be st limit to the
appropriation of food by the body, lint".
this limit may be reaehed juet as easily
• by means of good, plain and Metier food
as by food ef a rarer sort. :•
According to this view, there must be a
great physiological- extravagance going,
• on from day to dny. In the Matter of• .
beeerages tlie same sat ef extravagance
occurs.... -Etionnoue prices are given: for
a partigularly• choice wine, . but here• ,
again, it is practically certain that the hue
man economy gale's little or nothing by it.
Does the Mae who drinks a claret of
• choice vintage at, say, 10 shilliags a bet
•tle•• derive- tiny-. material adattatigesaver •
the man who drinks his shilling bottle of
. vin' ortlinaire? It is doubtful. In ftny
. case, the, prices asked foe wine at 'big ho• •
tels areao monstrously high pee the wine
•.offered 'is sa often' bad- that tide' filet
• alone accounts for en increasing dement];
for wbiskyeasestecliestrer beverage. There
• are: ebviously...colisiderable efflysiologited
sin trud wantorimas committedin ths,.
cillimoieco.
e- of. food and 10 quantite ecu
ss
• a . • .': • .
.• Whiffed' tri 119-Iticketl.
It is• related 'of florae .Greeley, waose. •
'handwriting was -notoriously illegible,
thaton am occasiou an editorial .of "his
.fell- into the hands of a new- compositor
Who made a nailer bungle of it. • As he '
•.get it the bit of copy made sense. but it
;Vila not the_meenieg Mr. Greeley • ietend.
eti fo•eun eta. . • ' • :
• The ' renewing evening Mie Greele*
.reacbea tae office in 00 enviable aniaa'
end lost littleanne in trampinsaup to the
composing i•oom on ilia 'Oa above. Here,
• he .encountered the night Miamians and
the ale wae blue 'with ;the chica's Mara
cations. As soon as it 'beeetrie passaVis..
• to una.lte -oneself heard' abate this -verhal •
• tempest 31a. •Creeley was infertned of •
the • circunistances and •that it was. not
really the fatilt of the compositor,who
line done the best he ectuld, but that the
.1simile'sbeind rest- oit the assistant fora
man, waosteactirelesaness was the catise
gut; et 1),(1,10nopkn.,,, 1110j from
'
AS clic argunient apnealeti to Mr. 'Crest-
, ley's intelligence ameba:m(141(.111y realized
'.that in gieitig Way to bis mission lice was
.Making n spectacle of himself: he callrd
out in his equealty treble. `11 op t some.
body please •kick tus, down stairs?' upsl.
shuffled aet of the room. ' •
VALICIABLE ADVICE TO
RHEIMATTCS.
Eat meat eatirlingly oleo very little
avoid damp feet, drink water abundantly,
and always rely on Neryiline as an
late reliever of pain. Five times' strong-
er than any other its power is Binply be-
,
ond--behelaseGet-abottlese,t-youredraggis
teat it and see if it is not so. Medicine
dealers Bell it.everywhere.
•
Three sons .of A. Sweede,of Hudders-
field, Were deoWed.
Miss Mina Dougan has been appoin'e
ed town treasterer of Thorold,
The strike of the Mine firemen has
caused a coal Winne in New York.
Edgar Welles, :of Oakville, fell over
board from a yaebt and was drowned.
'A. Vancouver woman was given $10
damages against'. New Westminster
woman wh m he d f in kin
comments on her bathing costume.
jake Skin, an Indian, wil8 arrested
and ranosked from Colquhoun's Island
by the Dominion police, The title to
,the island will be deeided, in the
courts.
The body of P. Sutherland, son of
Deputy Sheriff Sotherland, drowned
in Dog Pond, was recovered at Dids-
bury, N. W. T., about. four miles from
where he attempted to trona the river.
During operations with es military
balloon on an island in the Neva, near
St. Petersburg, the balloon exploded
and blazed up, One person was killed
661111' twenty were inJiirefl, several fa -
•
Down In the wets:Sand,
In tho balmy May day breeze,
, 1 wandered and I pondered
At the names rut on the trees,
And then with my dull barloW
I thought that wmild de the seine;
4o rudely I did carve a heart
And 'neath it cut ber none.
Again I mindere in the glade,
Inside the city's park,
An‘l watebed the dying; 5unbcatn0
Fade into the evening. dark.
Beneath another shelteritr oak
I stooped to carve anotrwr line;
The MN police arrested me;
• It Cost three dollars' tine.
• Penstve.
"When our author Speaks of the
pensive girl," explained the instructor,
"he means that she is thoughtful."
Aini a foreigner learning • Englisb,
• pausing only long enough to make sure
of his dialect, caalaltaadt
"Alt, je see: And ze thoughtless girl,
ees she accordingig, expensIv.e, abet' nit,
jeurquol?"
Now, this, of coprse, was huleed no
dream,
Perfectly 'Welcome. ,
"I should like to !MOW," said the re-
porter, "if you are going to alloy,
• shirt waist men to eat in your dining
cars:"
."My dear boy," said the genial rail-
-way-magi:ate, "Iewill leave it, to your-
self if you think it time for quibbling
• when a man Conies °along -With a dollar
to hand over for a 40 cent dinner."
ahanpee. •
Elie once liad gracious smiles, but now
1Ve meet with distant glances. • ,'
• Ah, how the heavenly grace reee'des
As 'worldliness advances!
A fearful blow has fallen'on
. Dan Cupid's solar plexus; .
• Sherneets me coidly since her dad
• • Has struck oil down in Texas.
••
Should lie Loehr. •
The Cheerfal Idiot -Jamaica ought to
be a very .lucky Man if there Is any
truth in the saying. ''There is luck in •
odd numbers:al . a
• The Thouglitful-For wbat reason? ••
Tiles cndrryri --td1or4W-b1; lbas•
such an odd figure:. '
ozaexammuzzargazgrivra=zziazawazkok
IFor torpid Liver,
A Poor Digestion,
Flatulence,
Constipation,
Biliousness and
Siok Head -Ache. ,
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• They are Safe,
Mild, QuLA-acting,
Painless, do not weaken,
• And always give satisfaction,
"They are the most reliable Household Medicine known, and
• oan.he taken at any season by Adults or
ALL THE LEADING OROGGliTS SELL BRISTOL'S FILLS,
zErzErpRunp22=somegnemazgentaggrty: ,
smansaystmorsommonswommeassitsomm,
•
• ...„- . .
. .. .dolltan and, the, nun. 1.0.•.„
''Callagain; said Abdul Ilamid; t'
' ";
. "Call 'again week after neat.
Yes, I know," said Abdul Ilamid,'-
"Ilut you mustn't feeLso vexed:
• Life is full of hopeful promise;
• in its weakness we are versed.
' Call again," sae Abdul Ilamid,
"Call again etate the fIrst.'!.
•
• Derivative.
. - ar'sipa," asked young hopeful, "where
, .
de ..barnacies grow v. AO •fts•napa. had In this step:at rant out stook is complete,: and we beve undoubtedls 14.. t.b 1 :111.. Lill
1 . . .
already anSwered 1,429 questions' since , • outfit in the county. Our prices are as QVi as the lowest.
breakfast he seal; "Oh, on the barn." , ' • • . ' ' ' - ' . '
Wherefore when young bopeful heard •
of tentacles he 'went to look for some in
BROADF0011,•I; 'v. "' ill -3
.. •
•
•Both. Theory and, Practi:e 'Provo
• in ri,„„„, One-Plare Frame, Unclosed Bears Rune
4" "‘:.‘" .1 nine in Oil Few Parts, pht ee Separators -in.
One Biel, and Superior Conatruetion in generod make it the
.Cleanest •Skimming, Most Substantial,
Safest, Easiest. Operated atm ilOst Dup..
able Se,parator inade. •
) . t is daily proving the ss Qf onr
In .1 fact)
theory, as testified to to , e ' uvers 11
aver the country. If interested write for a es, takt ti ea ta, ui;uo
containing hundicds ot lettere to this eff5ei.
CHARLIE
Tuckersmitb, CL,INTON -P. 0., Get', • I •egent, for
• Huron County. Local Agents ed.
. • •
'1EIVANITITRE,. , .
BROADFOOT BOX & 0' •
Tbe'stea ay. increase in onrerede is good' )of of the fact tbataour A.tv reet and
• •cur prices lower. thantbose ef other' dealers in the trade. • • •
We manafactare furniture en a large scale and eau afford' to eel! .111-e• .' 'ha) ,
frc,m:ne, solle tor you the profit; whieh, in other oases, has tau': eat ete •111 fa •
: • the retail dealer,. .
This week we base passed into stook some ot Our; new designs. :Spate S • ro. it
, us to quote pruses, blit•cenie and see for, yeurself wbst snapant. t tier , • •
.Remerolser-a ere-deteemmed that our prices Asia]. be the • owest uo tl
'UN PEi T KING. . " •
. . .
. . • ...•
i%na Slindayeadr attended to bac elling at J. • W. f.,1 r
1 00*5• reeidence
•-• , TIIA uSREAG. eass
, he. fame Una 'verses didett pay; •eaaas
•
He laid ids pen and ink away. •:.4440•
•. • rite r.vist. •- •• a •
.11e-folind no wealth, he foilnd no tame;
Ile. kept on writing. just the .same. 4 f -
No Transatlantic fistilivay.
• "Yon' re. a likely looking -gira" said
afrsaalirtta Offen, Who was questton-
ing it greenhorn- "Now,. hoar were
,you treined. acrese tho. water?"
joitid ye ara mune There does
be no trains.. I was shipped aerose.".
• •
• •
' TweaDifferent ViCvvo...;
• ,4 Said a 'physician to a fraud,
• i) "0010 thapettenis 1 attend .
. A i'ettl Itt'Shooilaff.
:aI've seen a good deal of °sharpshooting
• in my .day." said a civil Wsai. veteran' of
. Broome county, "Ina Ivo-. never • seen
.
eqimiot1 a fait peiforined o. ten by a-
neiglibor Of mine. ' lIe• Wan a man :wait
it marvalonsla (Wick eye, and he eoulti
'shoat gideker and strnighter . than nity
Men in our neighborbood. Ills hest node
was shooting two swallows With PM,
beIlet. Ile would make 'bets on thie., au,'
4sten 'feeling right •would win the -moins!i.
• mine times ant of 'ton. It isliard enough
'to shoot one .swallow on the wing. and
.16' shoot two of them with one bullet in'
.ereases the difficulty teilfeltla [Iv oi 1)1
-Stand by the side of the pond, mut wbee
'ttyo swallows crossed oath other's aeaeail
maths be week' shot justOs 'they weala
fintersett. • He seldom inised kilting tame
'the .first ghat, and whet' he 'dill Miss ale
•'paid up like a major. tisnally the otber
fellow . was Stuck,. though."
• ConVeling n Milti netsukes
• *That is migramnatical," %slid eatellap-
.perby. a smart .youtig man num') giesensto
criticism. "What is?" asked hia ',me -Mem
pgrtner, an elderle, bine eyed Milt sir a
.sly humor but unfailing good name.
"Tata sentence you just now uttered:"
"Perbaps it was. I did, not notice' hew
• I spoke it. By the way, steppes° yonaeolt,
in Webster's Dictionary lied see iitf Ton
• proncenfeeti that word ungrareetestical'
ebrreetly."
. "1. fun quite Certain I did," eutunned
Mr. Upperbe, taking the volume 'down
fecim the steatite(' opening it,
' "Why," he exclaimed', rifler armament's
seavehroa-calatatind-it-in-eliebstexte.:',
"I thought perlinps you coulthe'0" ise,
.joined his partner, with a twinkle in 'hie
.eye.
ont or ficienes Way. ..
"Wbat made you jump into the midst
vat the fight?" inquired the frieutl. • "You
had nothing to do with the feud those
men were trying to settle."
"flint's perfectly true," answered ente.
nel Stillwell. "But 1 had to take tildes
ono way oe the other1 couldn't to Ve
' chances on being an innocent Lysinntler."
. 4 ;
Letter Writing,
Tilts is tile way he wrote to her: "Mol-
ly, I bas not hal n line from yen in three
weeks. Has eou Meowed me over?"
And thie is the %lay site nuswered him:
"John, imitat you heath tell that I am on
it sick liI. where am slowla a-dyin an
Can't it line to •.save in lite, you
fool., you?". • .
•• 11`, ulltussell pleaded guilty of bigamy
and was sentenced to three months'
imprisonment.
A little dattehter of A. McKey, Tor-
Onto,lost her life by her, ellthing catch-
ing fire.
'Children Cry for
'r• gone say my method •
• Iteplied the ffiend, "I'M not Id s
To doubt it, for•!tis often said •'
That dead men tell no tales."
BARB... IRE...,
has been a scarce article for some time. was new have a good etoa- cat Nod' •• •
• Come ,f or wbat .you •wantenlso.Staples. Don't forget shalt Fe. lie, its eat,
• Bandits, Maohine Oil, and ether harvest supelies.. • , • • •
• • laAlaIS' iaiRECN and )13tra illgI":'•H are in demised as clays •
• . . • • • . • . , . ,
For ii:OUSEHOI,D USE Sugar Mel Fruit jars are 110010a. Come I far alma
FOR 1111-1 1 ) 1fl't'-:Trva National Cream Separator, ett ; • : s
wi I be pleased. No 'better ma,ohine in the market.
Terms' Caeli or Prance. Ilieloest price fer butter and egge. .
R D. r
aC
Emporium, Londeaboro A
July 1211), 1901 • e-
•' she Felt it. ,
a •
is syr going to a funeral and how fs.W
A TURNED OVER
*lust think of how fond the old lady
there have been." .
1 -"I know it. It's pot so now that If this misfortune should happen your
' matenever she locate a, man over 70 sate buena remember the place to get ail "damag-
laoks at him reproachfully." es repaired properly is at Rumbling& 1VIC8
Itlaties
We Iteep good sasortment of new
s The Vigil:rot rather. stall
• There was a young fellow in Flint '
, ,:: ' Who thought he was Wile Olt ;the sprint, • •
t ••. 1Zuotatlgep;oeufngili.StnVori•a w
h
ir
l
,
•And how he.le•dene up in lint.
. ..S.,
•
• ...
. • Quit* Trohnble. .
_."Ellena did 'airs. Oadaroen say etilae
• thing' when yen told her I wasn't at
• home?" 1 , .
"Nothing, mum, except Unit she was
so.giad'ehe had •called." : • ••
ti buggies always on band, prices low.consider•
Ing quality. •
BUMBILIA MeMATII,Clint 011
Aelommemiwisolaimamanyasars-
•
• Two Diners With Doe Stone.
'ewes objects women have in view •'
• When giving•their "at homes" or "teas"--
. Ta.iteld out inviatluns try
, Their triode and snub their enemies. .
A ilopelerin Case. •
"011, he's horrid! I can't bean to look
at Itimi"
' "But something might be made of
"No. Ile listens with his mouthl"-
Life.
The. Place to Learn News.
If one-half the World doesn't know
e Dow the other half lives,
1 To our "Church Sewing club" it should go
.•' The nest moethig it gives.
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•
Grnnd Ameortsnent
Sue -Where did you ever get a foun-
• dation for a rummage sale?
Tess -We let our big tomcat serenade
the boarders and then collected the
• missiles aimed at him.
•
•
• 14. • . T ere leindne•
we attaal t
t The reason 1 ale hely• ''' t'• '1
.• se
Took the Iamb to school, thee says
.. Waa to keep him out of Wall gild.
Whoa he wouldn't last a day.
1 • -Washington. Eitst.
A RAD HOT SEA.BON,
Duriug the hot summer season the blood
gets over heated, the drain on tbe sy$ tern .
Is Severe and the appetite is often Met
Berdook liloocl Bitters purities and invtg.
orates the blood, tones up the systtm, and
and rotates IOU eippetite, ,
1f yen take a Laxat4verPill1CAlight be-
fore retiring, it will work whits you sleep
without a, gripe or pain ottring Win tuts,
CASTOR 1A constipation, dysrelt: and k the,
and MOW yal fee better in the inornitig,
•
•
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