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The Clinton New Era, 1901-07-12, Page 8Alt; ' July 12tb, it l• Verat There are a great many people yvho have heart sickness, who have no -s .!e derangement of the heart, \viten the stomach is diseased it may affect, many other organs, and produce all ties evidences of diseased heart, dis- eased liver or kidneys, or disease in some other organ. The inexperienced practitioner treats the wrong disease, and hence the con- stant statement of Dr. Pierce's corres- pondents: "Doc- tors could not help me." Doctor Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery cures diseases of the stomach and or- gans of digestion and nutrition. It increases the as- similative powers, and pnrifies and enriches the blood. When diseases of organs remote from the stomach are caused by the stomach, the cure of the stomach re- sults in the cure of thesother dis- eases, in heart, lungs, liver, kid- neys, etc. eats years ago my stomach and heart troubled me so much I had to do something, as the doctors could not help tne,” writes Mrs. S. A. ancscu and had treatment for SIll ten et i Inapt of San jo,e, California, Box' 392. w 'ratan' 6f the stmach, and was better for some time, then it came back. I then used Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery and 'Pleasant Pellets.' The: e medicines cured my stoinach. I do not have the pain and indiges- tbn as I did. It is very hard for me to tell you what I suffered before I comtnenced taking your valuable medicine. I recommend it to all the sufferers whom I meet.“ To cure constipation use Dr. Piercels Pleasant Pellets. CHARLES ANJ ELLEN KEAN. The., Famous Aetor's Quaint Attire and His Wife's Ample Hoopskirts. Clara Mor i'. in an article on Mr. and Mrs. Cl.a:•le:4 u in McClure's Maga- zine, gives a (1-1 igbtful deserlothin of the old conpit oil* the stage. "Ellen and Charles re Ilk( eai,• of old, ol I love birds -a little d i of eye. rmr quite perfect in the preening of their somewhat rumpled plumage, but billing and cooing with all the persistency and satisfaction of their first caging. Theirappearance upon the street provoked amusement, sometimes even excitement. I often saw drivers of dtays., and wagons pull up their horses and stop in the crowded streets to stare at them as they made their way toward the theater. "Mrs. 'Kean lived inside the most as- tounding hoop that woman ever carried. Its size, its weight. its tilting power were. awful. Entrances had to be cleared of all chairs or tables to accommodate Mrs. Kean's hoop. People scrambled or slid sideways about her on the stage, swear- ing mentally all the time, while a sudden gasp from the front row or a groan from Mr. Cathcart announced a tilt and a reve- lation of heelless slippers and dead white stockings. "And in spite of his dignity Charles was not above a joke on Ellen's hoop, for one rainy day as she strove to enter a carriage doer she stuck fast, and the hoop -mercy! It was well Mr. Kean was there to hold it down and, as a troubled voice from within said, 'I'm Caught some- how; don't you see, Charles?' with a twinkling eye Charles replied, 'Yes, El- len, my dear, I do see, and -and I'm try- ing to keep every one else from seeing, too!' a sneech verging so closely upon lin- propsie• y :hat, with antique "coquetry, Mrs. prinished him by tweaking his ear when be squeezeti T1 beside her. "The Kean 1-mnet was the wonder of the town. It was a large coal scuttle of w!die Irehorn. anti at the back there was, n .ort of thoince of ribbon which she•call- 1,1 her 'bonnet cape.Draped over it she wore a bright green barege veil. But she was not half so funny as was her hus- band on the street. His short little per- son was buttoned up tightly in a regular bottle green 'Mantalini' sort of overcoat loaded with frogs of heavy cord and tined, cuffed and collared with fur of such remarkable color, quality and marking as would have puzzled the most experi- enced student of natural history to name, while vicious little street boys at sight of It always put searching questions as to the price ot catskins in London. "As they came 'down the street togeth- er, Mrs. Kean, majestically towering above her lord and master, looked like aa old time frigate with every inch of can- vas spread, while at her side Charles puffed and fretted like a small tug. "The street boys were a continual tor - meat to him, but Mrs. Kean appeared se- renely unconscious of their existence even when her husband made short rushes at them with his gold headed cane, crying: "cto away, yeti irreverent little brutes! Go away!' and then puffed laboriously back to her again as she sailed calmly on, - - $5,000 Reward! IF NOT TRUE. An advertisement may in- duce a person to try an article a FIRST time. But an advertisement won't induce a person to use that article a SECOND time ufdess it gives satis- faction. Sunlight Soap has a sale larger them the combined sales of tug other three soaps. As advertiaeolent may in - duo* people to try SUN- , trilirr f'31iFP once. quallay and goal* S lel/ allonti #7. tintt makes knee use UNLIGHT "PAP Poatiagoosfy always. • a •ti, . LEVER litiottiSttiiiiititliit. Seep Menuiladitrent, 16.* t Il4f4ONTO A Tt-IVI\TERING FRIOE FOR DEANS. Irlte Sequel to :thrlio•nit ttopttl,B itt 1.1, Costly Vinare. "A good tunny years ago," says u well kno‘,,ti writvr, "1 W..$ eouneeted with a morning DON Npapt.r In an Illinois city, and our ea:quill was to WI to 010 restful - mut in the railroad station for our mid- night luneh, that bciag the only plaee open at that time of ti.e night. • "There were three morelug ,papers, quite a number of the newel/riper boys made the place a rendezvous, end we used to sit and talk over all 'the things that had happenett and it good many that had not. "This reateurant was run by a man named Cull, and he isal held up enough trains with hi$ lunch counter to make himself pretty well fixed in this world's goods. "One eight when we were all gathered there the 12:07 train pulled in, and among others was a passenger who regaled lama self with it plate of beans. "The lunch couuter in Cull's absence was in charge of it yeung luau who had his eye distinctly of; the tudia chance, "The conductor called, 'All aboard!' and the man iu gteat haste asked what he owed. •" 'Fifty cents.' • "'What! Fifty Puts fee a plate of' beans?" "'That's the price.' • • • • "'Your joking. How MUCh?" "'Fifty cents goes.' • "'Well,' said • the man as he paid the money in with little evidence of temper, 'that's a • thundering, price for, beans.' And again as lie weat through- the 'door he turned and said impressively, 'A. thun- dering price for beens!' "Cull's troubles began with that mo- ment. "While we were still sitting there the eailroad operator brought in a 'telegeam to Cull, who had come in in the mean - 'time and was chuckling over the. profit • • on those beans. "Cull read the telegram. 'All it said was: 'A. thundering -price for berme. John Q. Smith.' But onthe envelope was the significant inscription, 'Collect 25 cents.' "This was the opening shot.' From ev- ery station between that town and St. Louis came that wall to Cull, 'A. thud- deriug price for beaus!'and 'each -time. Cull got madder and madder over • the 'Collect 25 cents,' In the morning -Cull notified his boy not to •receive -or pay for any more telegrams and alai) read the riot act to -the telegraph company. • "The next •day our friend -John .0. Smith started in on a new , genie. . He would pack a dozen .choice bricks in .a boxwith the same old message inclosed, and' ship them to Cull. This be did bi both freight and express, charges -• col- lect'. until Cull was fairly- frenzied, with rage. . . "Now, at .this time -Cull was playing the market through a ..Chicago 'broker, and It happened that there was a sudden and severe &Wrap, - The. broker wired Cull to put un more margins. Cull'a boy,' under instructions, declined, to:receive the message. Getting no atsweg to his tele- gram, the broker -closed Cull's adcount at a whopping loss. • "This was the Mit etre*, Call went plumb crazy in earnest. this. time. He was taken to the eirylum' andSspent •the rest of his days there, ; • "He used to sit day .hy day with his head between his hands 'repeating by tha hour' the five fatal words: 'A thundering price for beans! A thundering price for beans!'" . • „4 • . ' AN ARTISTIC UNDERTAi<ER.• The Element of Uncanniness Elimi- nated In His Pretty Shop. The most artistic undertaker's shop in New •York is on Eighth avenue. Most undertakers are content with one &le casket under a glass case for their show window display, with perhaps an im- pressive velvet curtain as a background. But this Eighth avenue mad has what might be called a "dressy" window. He has all the newest icleassfor snaking, un- dertaking and its teappings less uncanny in their aspects than formerly. • • For this purpose he has ailed his im- mense corner show windows with a quan- tity of palm trees -not the real, but the artificial sort -high and imposing, with drooping Spiked leaves and all the mel- ancholy of the willow, with a certain modern style of their own. as well as a suggestion of tropical warmth. Beneath these palms he has carelessly scattered a number of caskets of different colors, sizes and finish. For the frivolous there are shades of violet velvet from faint Mac to deepest purple and the very latest things in em- bossed cloths and fluffy interior decora4 tions. Then there are odd complicated arrangements opening with springs like folding beds and metal caskets with locks and keys a heavy and substantial make. Beneath the palms these are displayed with as much weft]] grace of arrange- ment as regards shade as though they were park benches. But the daintiest touch is given "by the tombstone models, miniature replicas of beautiful designs hi monurnents. Time was when .one selected a tombstone from a book of cold black and white designs, but here you can see.the styles, gay lit- tle arched effects and 'tiny angels shoW- Mg the color and genetal effect of the tombstone when finished. They are small, for the tall, sky piercing shafts in the samples measure no more than two feet. Little gide wander In now and then to try and buy them foe their dolls, but they are intended solely for under- taker's bric-a-brac. TUE CLINTON NEW ERA Over Here.% Mimeo. -- revere have a lot to say,sneering like at Huron; , ' Welt it to them every day -poking fita at Huron; TheY're .1 " -41it er darts, 1$'.i. tiro re.sa marts, tin Hums asss, r„ boasts -over here Mire's ssiess l.•.:.•essays are born - on the banks or Heron; 1 Brery word it worelof scorn for the folk in Blurt u Hoppers darkening the eun- .Dozenso'f weigh a ton— Born to thiOlt itS lots Or fun cracking jokes at Harm Nowife come our time to lengli-those folks in, Huron. Giving Yankees the gaff about affairs in Huron; abulging out 1,vith wheat - Flour for all the world to eat -- tier crops that (mil be beat - over here in Huron. Oaght to see the:armors grin, Strokes their lilacs on their chin, As the cash eamee roiling in -over here in du - rem, Women singing soags of glee about old fruitful Huron; Frenchwomen Talk to Advantage.. The Frenchwoman Is an excellent housewife. She makes the most of ev- erything and obtains meth from small resources. She maenges her household most economieally. She Is sober, she is ingenious, she is devoted to her husband and to her children. In the home of farmers and workingmen she representa the intellectual element. When a farmer comes to speak On business with his landlord, it Is iiltrayi the wife who talks and enters into discussions. The man looks at her and gives his opinion by nodding or effacing his head, without saying a eingle word. If a workingmen has a lawsuit On hand, he goeti with his wife to the lawyer'a °Mee. It is the' woman who does the talking and explains the case. She is evidently the Intelligent one, and her husband recognizes this fact and is forced to acknowledge Humanitarian. ;.; Peens. Pleeet11. • "Where's Mr. Schnorer?" "Ile's In the next room." ' you surer "Yes. 1 ',ILA overhead him taking a * No' Worm Medieine hots so nieeiy aaMil. lees Worm Powders ; no physic repaired. Sold by H. 13. Combo and It. P. Rookie, Clinton. I.1,1W, Hell, M. II., for ,Addington, is dead, being stricken with paralysis, r ' Liver snd Stomach Treables cured , by billiotoottrtintiliti. Sold hy 1/, 13, COMbe and R,ktReekie,.-Olititen, Babies crowing merrily, everywherein Huron, Pretb.y girls a -buying clothes - Togging out from head. to toes - Style.! You bet your life she goes - over here ., tit Huron. When the cares of day are done on the plaine of Huron, And the kids begin to yawn, sleepy like in. stivon Thefarmer wipes his glasses, blurred, • Read.s a chapter of the word - • Then kneels down and thauks the Lord that be lives in Huron. Pe env Coes, Goderich Township. CHINOOK WI„ rieri Gaiers oftthe- DuL,iotuu and. *he• Cankee Tatat Produce Tkeni. •,. '"As the Dakotas are more or lees sub- ject to the lafiliences of what are usu- nily ‘chinook' . winds," Says a North Dakota meteorologist, "it may be interesting to many PS have a general un- derstanding of the character as well as the ceases that prodtice therm It is well known thet they are particularly noted for their remarkable heat and extreme dryness, Motintein tangos are .necessary 49t their formation, •Ifenee only:those los ealitiee adjacentto such elevations ex- periencetheir effects, • The principal ohi- eciok winds itt thin.acetion of the country reach Cs from a Westerly •direction. I will eXplffin as clearly as I ean the for- -mation of these winds:, • - ; ' "Wd alt know that if we pour alcohol .the paint of our bend •a cooling senses ,tion is experienced. Heat is requiredin eviiperation, and the.cooling sensation is due tie lees-. Of heat from our hand re- quired in the evaporation a the alcehol. According• to the kw of 'conservation of :energy,. ne energy is ever wasted, and the.- 'heat:that-le-required in evaporation Will again becotne liberated through the proc- ess of Precipitation. This ia an essential fact in the explianation of the chinook winds. It is also Well known that a .vol-• vane of air at a given temperature and ,pressure has a certain- capacityfor hold- ing Moisture and that. if Weinereaee the: temperature, thereby increasing' the vol- ume, we also inereaSe the moisture hold, ' 'Mg capacity; and,. inversely, if Are de- crease the temperature' we decrease its capacity. There must then be, a point in this redactiOn per:Seep when the gir will • , st ss ' contain a. manithuta elan:Met of -moisture for that particular temnera•ture and pres- sure, and any reduction below this Will amp a part of this meisture .to be pre- eipitated. This point is knotea as the dew point. • • • • . : , "The moist air front: the•Pacific nioving •'landward becomes coaled • by coming in contact 'With •the ..colder meuntale . and Still further by expansion due to eleva-. •tion.. Asthe air becotnes more and more elevated the deaf peitit is finally reached, •and precipitation is resumed ouce more. By this successida• of coolinge practically all the .moisture ie deposited on the West- ward bide' ef 'the mountain, and when it reaches the sumniitit is . practically dry ale. whose temperature is fat above the normalfor that elevation.. It isnow ready for its downward Journey, and. its temperature i gradually increased, due this Aline to tompression, and when it reaches the plains on the leeward side of the mountain it is likea breath from a furnace in the intensity. Of its 'heat.' Like an unsaturated sponge, it absorbs all the moisture in its -path, emising the drifts of snow to vaniSh •as if by magic,•yet not appreciably increesing the volumes of ,the rivers and creeks." • • - ' FORMS OF PICTURES. Some People Like one Shape and Some Another, it Seems. The term of picturce in use by different peoples makes clear their visual prefer- ences. Thus, with rectangular piettire$ Pine prefer height rather than width, and ethers prefer width rather than height, There are those who show a marked preference for square pictures. Round, diamond shaped and trittrigUlar fortes have their respeetive admirers. Examination of several thousand pic- tures on sale and in private collertions and emanating from the raost diveree people has interested me in tbis sttbjeet, and r will give wine of iny conclusions. In rectangulhr pictures the Japanese are alone, preferring those whose width ex- ceeds their height. The English and Americans do not have marked prefer. enees in this respect. Other People lulve pictures whose width is less than height, their taste In this respect being more or lest; pronotteced. so that the proportion of high pictores to flint of wide pictures is 'in the ratio of 2 among the Germans anil Freneli, 2 in Turkey, 4 in Italy, 10 hi Spain and 15 in Bessie. The Slays delight most of all in the height of their pictu res. 9 • Por the square form the Japanese eX- Whit the greatest preferenee. Then, In decreasing order, the Germans, the Eng. lish, the Russians and fitially the Latin races. The diamond form Is appreciated by the Germans and Italians. The trian- gular, very seldom seen elsewhere, is oe- cesionally met with in Austria and Bel- giuni. As to pictures ef a round form,. they are numerous only In Gerrnany, in Austria and In Russia. .Two quite interesting peculiarities may be cited, One Is the disposition shown by the Itussians to make the right anglea of rectangular picteres disappear, either by cutting them off by the aid of a cir- cular are or by adding to them a part of a circle, The other peculiarity is fur- nished by the Turks, who delight in mod- ifications of the lower side of their ree- tangular pictures. Such are the visual preferentes awing diverse nations according to the Indica- tion given by their picture:tr.-From the Preach of M. Delanney iti Jewelers' Cir- cular -Weekly, • Children. Cry for CASTOR IA.. These pills are a specific for all diseases arising from, diyordered nerves weak heart or watery blood. They cure palpitation, dizziness, smothering, faint and weak spells, shortness of breath, swellings of feet and ankles, nervousness, sleepless- ness, anmmia, hysteria, St. Vitus' dance, partial paralysie, brain fag, female 'complaints, gene -al debility, and lack of Vitality. Price Soc. a bog. WHAT YOUR STRIVING DOES FOR OTHERS, • it all the end of this continuous striving " igfitre simply to attain, NAM or would seem the planning and eontriv- - . The endless urging and the hurrled driving 01 body, heart and hraini • But ever in the wake of true achieving , There shines this glowlhg train Some other soul will be spurred on, conceiving New strength and hope, in itB ow u power believ- ing, • .. • Because thou didst not fail. • Not thine alone the glory -nor the sorrow, if thou dost miss the goal; •. Undreamed ot lives, in many A far tomorrow, Prom thee their weakness or their force dull borrow; On, on, ambitious soul! • Wheeler Wilcox in Success. .• ,CURING CONSUMPTION,. :Ilarly'netentiOn of the Dipeame DI Of ',Prime Imintrtance, . Now that the value. Of the open air treittmeitt of donsumptionshas been dem- onstrated, the great 'importance of in early diagnosis Of the disease ie evident. --Unfortenately it is by no:means-easy to recognize the disease•in its incipiency, for .the early symptoms are not distinc- tive, and the cause of the failing health Is not often suspected until •the disease • has become firmly established. • . The symptoms calling attentiOn Pee-. chilly to -disease of the lungs are general- , ly late in appearing, and the phyeician's suepieions 'Will usually have been ambits - ed long before these is any severe cough or arofuse. expectoration. . I At first there is merely a falling off in health; the persen is "a little below .Pas." and bis friends remark that be is lpsing • flesh.' He is not actually ill; andliis cpn- dition causes him little 'anxiety, beieg at- tributed to a reali of woek or to woiii- nieut caused by a business hitch Or some - family trouble.- • . • . ' • put aa.time gees On and the supposed cause of the trouble has been' rentoved; ;lie patiept does not recover his strength. On- the 'doetreris the gradual' decliae continues, arid a 'noticeable pallor an• . ............Tho iips are bluish, the oyes are abnormally white, the •pinkish hue est the naila• fades - out, . the mucous membrane of die month is pate -'-fn medical lan- guage, the patient' ia 'anaemic. This pallor is a en s ' • lous sign, and an- other symptom of n. ,ted significance is a rapid pulse, one that beats continuously 90. or 100 'times a minute: At this tune there is usually 'else more or•less fever, although it may be so slight as to be de-. I ecterrpnly by a frequent use of the ther- mometer. • .. ' . • • A fourth symptom of importance is in-' creased Perspiration, usually most mak- cd in the first helix% after midnights-. night aweats-hut sometimes troublesome in the daytime as well: • • • .- Cough during this period is as often ab- sent ita present, and in any case is sel. awn more than a nereous hacking. Lat. et it becomes more persistent, and some expectoration appears. But by this time the physician can generally detect signs of lung trouble by an.examination erf•the chest, and the discovery of tubetcle bits eilli when the expectorated mattee is studied under the microscope will re. move all doubts as to the nature of the malady. te Of course, one ¶vlo has persistent an - a rapid puls , night sweats and perhaps fever is n t necessarily in the • enely stages of conatuription, although there is ground for suspiefon. Even if Ito is, bowever, there need be no exces- sive alarm, for the disease at this stage it; almost positively durable, and its early detection is therefore a blessing. • The Cancer 111Ierober. • Cancer is eaused by an animal microbe known to science as an atnoeba. The gerni is not the same as that of consturtp. tion and cholera, the latter being vegeta- ble growths, while the cancer germ is an animal grovvtit, coming under the same head as those of malaria, yellow fever find smallpox, It is one of the lowest forms of animal life Of which any trace • hes been found, • In shape the cancer microbe might be likened to an Ideal money bag, slightly elongated. The upper portion, where the strings would be tied around the bag, con- tains the mottth. Ender the microscope the germs are shown to possess an inter- nal organisIns embracing a digestive aps paratus. The mierebes entering the human, body by what prOcess we do not know, fastens upon the first cell which it eneounters and begins to feed upon and destroy the tell tissue. Having emptied one cell, it ads its way out and attacks another. During its life the microbe duplicates itself thou- sands of times, and the home tenanted , by the colony It thus founds constitutes a cancan HOW HE GOT THE NAME. Ate an Extra Card, Won the rot and Hence the Sonalsinet. "There is generally a hIstory behind nicknames," reniarked a rounder at one of the hotels recently, "and you will gen- erally find that the name is either Qom- menaorative of some event or it is de- scriptive of tsome striking peculiarity. I have been very much amused at the name worn, by mauy Degrees. 'Snow- ball,' for instance, is a name almost uni- versal!'" aPPliesi to negroes of the black- est cast, and other negAes have taken on names that are equallt-et.d.l. 'Big foot Pete' is the name of a negro man wile has a pair of feet that would be the delight a a Chinese belle, "But I had in mind the story of a white fellow who is now doing police duty In a 'southern city, and be is a rattling good fellow and an efficient officer. He Is a - man known from one and of the country to the other as 'Eat rEm Tip Jake,' and there is is story behind the name. The story 4eveloped many years ago in one a the western cities. Money was, plentiful and gambling was easy enough, but the stranger had to be on the square. Crook- edness itt a game of cards simply meant death to the man who practiced tt, and the average etranger' was not willing to take the chance.. .--- *"But 'Eat 'Em tip Jake' auddenly found.himself in a hole at a big game of poker, and he had staked Ms last cent, The pot was a four figure pot. • He had In some way secured an extra card in the deal. He had a band that it would take a royal to beat, but he lied one:extra card, and he was in a fearful dilemma. He knew if he slipped the eard up his sleeve or hid,it about his 'person in any way he would get caught, and if caught he would get shot. But he was determined to win the pot, He knew he was safe if he could dispose of his extra card without detection. • "The players had just ordered it rffiind of sandwiches. His sandwich was before him on the table, and be picked it up, and, catching the attention of the other players diveited somewhat, he slipped his • extra card in between the slices of bread and began to eat it with the hurry and relish of a starving beggar. Ile got rid of it, then threw his hand down and caught everything in sight and quit the game. The men never suspected him' at all, and he never told the story until he had left the western section of the pan- try. He has told the story frequently on himself and has always claimed that it was the best sandwich he ever ate in his life. Since that time he has been known. AA 'Eat 'Em Up Jake' and seems to de- light in the name." • ' TWO -GHOST STORIES. The Phantom on the 'Ship and Or Scowling Lord Eridport. • In Ills "Story of My Life" Augustus' •Haretells a number of -.ghost stories; from Which, are the following: In November, 1873; Mr. Herman Merl - vale related the follewing story: cap- tain was crossing to America In his ship.. with very few sailors on board. One day ane of thein came up to him on the deck and said that there was a strange man In. his 'cabin; that he could see the man's face,' but that he was sitting with hig back to the door at the table writing. The captain said it was impossible there could be any one in his cabin and desired the sailor to go and look again. When be came up, he said the man was gone, but on the table was the paper on which he had written, with the ink. still svet, 'the worde, !Steer due Nouth,' The eap- tain said that as he was not preesed for time he would .net on the mysterious Warning. He 'steered due• south and met with st ship which had been, long disabled and whose crew was in the last extrem- ity. The captain a the disabledship said that one of his men was a very strange character. He had himeelf pick- ed him up from a deserted ship, and since then he had fallen into a cataleptic trance in which, whenbe recovered, he declared that he had been in another ship, begging its naptain to come to their assistance. When the man who had been sent to the cabin saw the cataleptre, sailor, he recognized him at once .as the man he had seen writing. ID January, 1874, Mr. Hare met Colo- nel Henderson of the police force at a dinner. Colouel Henderson said that his father had. been executor to old Lord Bridput•t, who had a box •vehich no one was ever allots -fel to open and of the con- tents of which even Lady Bridport was • ignorant. After Lord BritiporVs death the widow sent Colonel Henderson to look iuto tbings and then said: "I wish you would open that box. One ought to know about it." Colouel Hendersoe did not like doing it, but took the box into the library and Mt down before it with can- dles by his side. Immediately he'beard a Moveteetit on the other side of the ta- ble and, looking up, saw old Lord Mid - port as clearly as he had over seen him In his life, scowling down upon hint with a furious expression. He went back at' once to Lady Bridport and positively re- fused to open the hos, which was then destroyed unopened. Colonel Henderson said, "I shall never to- my dying day Pot - get the face of Lord Bridport ns I saw him after he was dead." • ndef the direction of the Victorian Order ot Nurses bodpitals have been erected at Sifton and Yorkton, Mani- tebs. ••••••••44.4.• •loemimoommommomme • The Whole Story In is. loiter moiror ir•rr••••• ft, Oman Front Capt 1. Loye, Pollee Station No. tS, Montreal t-"ine fropently use Peartv Lisyee Pm:elf/sten for pains itt the atom - ark theumatitet, sti pivot, /roe)* Gita, the. NOMA, erienvt, Atut ell afflictions which befall mould Otte pOtlition, .1 have taboo!. baton itt itaying that PAIN.ICIM,Att it the hist tveteay to have near at hand." treed knteenally and Two Sleet, etle, and Inc. bottles, A Barnum Trfek. • In the days when Illientinfo museum was in the height of Its popularity in NeW York it was the custom of many people to hripg their wives, children and lunch baskets and make a day of it. This was not in accorclanee with Barnum's view of a profitable way to conduct a mu. Puns. One Saturday, when the army of picnickers was overcrowding the show and keeping others out, a brilliant idea occurred to Barnum. On a huge canvas he painted the word "Egress" in immense letters of green. This he placed over' a doorway and immediately attracted the attention of the crowd, which was just about to settle down for lunch. "Egress, egress!" cried the visitors. "Paith, that's an animal we haven't seen." "They found that animal," said Barnem, telling the story, "out on the street," t.) lupe Por the restive. Tess -Poor Polly Stoatt tTer rich aunt has left het a handsome sealskin coat, Ond she finds it several sine too Mail Mr her, , /ess-Oh, it'll fit her next winter. She'll worry hereelf thin over it -by that time. The gold dug from Australia and Cali. brain Ritmo their mines were discovered ,would fill a room 40 feet long and 20 feet wide and 20 feet high. The drum which Haydn once played al festival hi 1740 is still preserved in Hamburg. It is startedon reliable authority that Mt Whitney, Oonsetvative lead- er in the Ontario Legislature, intends to fire the opening gun in the coming provincial campaign in Toronto in the near future. An that meeting he will announce his policy. The meeting will be followed by a tour of the pre - Vince, which will, continue until Oct. ober. The date of the Toronto meet. ng ban not yet b.cen .decided upon, , For torpid torpid Liver, A Poor Digestion, Flatulence, Constipation, Biliousness and I Sick Head -Ache. :1, 6:111.21.3C-Caall ISTOL'S • They are Safn Mild, Quick -acting, Painless, do not virul::::41,f,1 And always giva satisfact:on.: ibey are the most reliable Household iVled I oine kr, own , ane 1 . can be taken at any season by Adults or Children, ALL THE LEADING ORUGGIST$ SELL BRISTOL'S NUS. ammicansamaamtommoritionuarffingewmpraTmmzsm—vr„ Both Theory and Nadia Provo In Theory ibionor.e.:Pyoe_ew Para, binolosed Gears Ran- • One Bowl, and Superior Construation in general make it the Cleanest Skimming, Most Substantial, gin Oil, Fe,Three-Separators.ina Safest, Easiest Operated anti 'Host able Separator inade. In practice ,;11.ioardaily frotyri theboorrieotntdiss of our oyer the country. If intYeireassted testified forc3by pleased Olf:rtflao containing hundreds( ot letters to this effeut, CHARLIE OORICH, Tacke.vsmith, CLINTON' P. 0., General Agent for •, • Huron County. Local. Agents Wanted. *. • .4 • • • . • 7 5 . FURNITURE BROADFOOT, BOX & CO. The steady in)rease our trade is good proof of the fact tbat our goods are sight and • our prices !ewer than those of other dealers in the tritde. We manafecture furniture on a large BOSIO and can afford to sell oheap. If you buy from us, we save foijion thesprbfilvhich, ip othernases,•hassto ;be -added • into - the retail dealer, - ' . • • • _ • • ' This week we have passed into stook some ot our new designs. Space -will not permit • ' .ns to quote prices, but come and me' for yourself whst snapswehave to offer. Remember -we are determined that our prices obeli bp the owed in the trade. ' • • • UNDERT4IiING4 • • ' - • • . • • In:this department our stookle complete, and we nave undoubtedly . the best Mum outfit in the county. Our prices are as. ow as the lowest.' • ; . BROADFOOT. BOX & 00; wA22.(1110Y P. S. -Wight and Sunday pile attended to by calling' at j. W. Silaidleyiti, '(Funer Director) residence ' . - Is the .fact that o*is theitirae to buy—turnip seed, hoes; scythe. stones, scythes, rakes, folks,- machine oil aud oi . . . . . cans, etc. We have anticipated your wants. We have sever al kinds of Sweed turnip seed also Yellow Aberdeen, White Globe andsGrey Stone. A. trial will please you. Highest price for all kinds of Produce, Emporium, liondesboro . • • • • • • • • • RNI L)A..eYes.'' June Ifith, 1901 • sItrg . • 'Turned. QverI If;thirt misfortane should happen your buggy, remeraber the plaoe to get all:darnels. es repaired properly is at Rut/man& Mc. Math' a ' We keep a •good assortment of new buggies alwafs on Muni, prices low consider- ing quality. • • rar-las ass] RUNBILL&MeMATII,Clinton