HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Clinton New Era, 1901-04-12, Page 9IL1hJLJL
youltiveitoYou
know it, You
know all
about the
heavy f eel' g
lathe stoniach,the
i) tor formation of gas, the
nausea, sick headache,
llad general weakness of
the whole body.
You can't have it a week
without your blood
being impure and your
nerves *all exhausted.
There's Just one remedy
for you- '
•
•••
V,
• There's -nothing new
about it. Your grahd-
prareitta took it. . 'Twas
an old Sarsaparilla before
other sarsaparillas were
known.' Itnunle the word
" Sarsaparilla " Plait:Ma
over the.whole
j. There's no other Sane,
parilla like it. In age and
power to cure it's The
Telfdir of the• m
MN a beiffe. dregibla.
Ayees Pills cure constipation.
"After suffering terrinty.T was
lanced to e.'y your PareeParilia.
took three Domes and now feel iike •
a new man. 1 would advise all my
fellow creatures to try this medicine,
for *Shea stood the test of duke and
• ftS curative power cannot be ex-
acad.," 1. D. Goer),
•Jan./0.1M. •nrowetownsala.
awn -aka ariuseese •
• If yet him any sobssIstat whatever
and desire the but medical advise yon
ma possibly receive, write the.doctor
beery. Ton receive a prompt re.
IS% without eon.. Address,
Ps. J. C. ATER, Lowell, Beim
Ed, Simcoe, a 17 year-old call boy in
the enaploy of the G, T. R., at London,
• was struck by an engine and killed.
NOTHING HUNTS OUT CORNS
• Like tight boot& Nothing removes corns
with snob certainty as fintnam'a Painless
*Corn Extractor. Beware of poisonous
substitute& Ask for and get • Platnent'e
Painless Corn Extractor at druggists. For
if you get it -you've got a dead sure thing.
All druggists frail it, or by mail post paid
on receipt of twenty five ciente. N. 0. Pol.
son & Co., Kingston, Ont. -
TheOntanio Government proposes:to
grant.16,000-yearlya to the Kingston
School -s of Mines,to aid in the erection
of new Windings.
All you require is a little sugar, a' glass -
of hot water, thirty drone of Nerviline,
Take it hot. In the morning yon will woke
• aip without a cold. Nerviline is good for
other thine -such as toothache, neuralgia,
rheumatism. For pains inside and pitine
outside Nerviline is simply marvellous.
euggiite sell it.
• • Ilartartiailijosets-Itilled at- Nichol,
Dear Fergus. by the burgling of a fly-
wheel.
BEWARE OF OINTMENTS FOR CAT-
ARRH•THATOONTAIN MERCURY
As mercury will surely destroy the genies Of
smell and completely derange the vinare
system when entering it through the muos
one surfaces. Such articles should never
be used except on preecriptions from repai-
r:- -elite physicians, as tbe damage they will do
is ten fold to the good you can possibly de -
rine from them. Hall's Catarrh Curt:sanest-
ufacitured by F. j. Chesney & Co., Toledo,
contains no mercury and is taken inker-
zany, acting directly upon the blood and
,rancons surfaces of the system. Id buying
Hall's Catarrh Cure be euro you get the
genuine. It is taken internally, and made
in Toledo, 0 , by F. 3. Chesney & 0. Tee-
timonials free,
Sold by all druggists, price 75 ciente per
bottle.
Hall's Family Pills are the beet.
Fite destroyed the home of A. Mc-
Ginnis, near Fingal, and twins, ag*d
seven months, perished in the Bathes.
HE REPT HIS LEG.
_ Twelve years ago 3'. W. if all -Ivan, 01
- Hartford, Conn., scratched his leg with a
rusty wire:Inflammation and blood poi-
soning set in. For two years he suffered
intensely. Theuthe beet doctors urged am-
putation, "bus," he writes. ..r need one
bottle of EleotrioBilaers and boxes of
Backlen's Arnica Salve and my leg was
gonna and vvell as ever." For Eruption&
• . Eczema, Tenor, -Salt Rheum, Sores and•all
blood disorders Eleottio Bitten hats no
rival on earth. Try them. All draggling
will guarantee satisfaction or refund
money. Only 50 center.
D. Todd was found guilty of man.
slaughter at Winnipeg, in connection
with the shooting of 3'. Gordon.
phltdren_ Vry for
4STORIA4
‘•thodet GueSit
• .41 Ilepultiti
This Man knoWn what he did and
how he did it. Such endornements as
the following ate are enotoloe proof
Of it% merits.
• °abaft. Ittnn..teb.tt.isfe..
best Ma taPi mai sem drtforyoorTrrenseltIt
4116 your Sum boOk tedverthied on your
bottioN DM% L 11A.Ve Mated tWO
ittOet outs earl, VIM two bbftl•O of your Xondsith
OVUM COO JO Witt tPetka.
lasing avenue*.
tainliyeee it bia,)10 ,ditkrxii. drug
Peke, Si t• Mx tat Sn. `st a. ifintiteitttitee.
for KEINDALLLS SPAVIN also, •
Treaties Mt thit MOW' Welt free, or mitten
mamma, attansUita PAW. VE.
.0****$4.4•04,04,4444
_
TRH OUB REPORTER. " 145T1...--Wal"168*
1
HE SCORED A SIG BEAT ON ALL TH
OTHER PAPERS.
incident* That Citneed the Abandon -
talent or IH. ..tffection.
E se,
sae watt =Married, 40 yeara old, with
prosperoue buoinese and a snug little for-
tune invested, in stocks and bonds which
brought him fair lettings. Ile was tell-
• Ing n friend bow deeply in love he was at
* one time when a young man and how be
becalm disillusionea
s "ILaw I nisilove that girl!" Paid he,
"She Ilan auburn hair and laughing, melt-
ing eAlli and a Complexion of wax and
tints that made mr heart throb every
time I was near ner. It monied to • me
that if there were angels on earth *she
was one" The night I went to see her,
deterMined that we amid be betrothed
before 1 left her presence, was4,ne t shall
never forget. Iler iittle brother was in •
the room, and he told Me what great
sport they had had thatalayi that his sis-
ter hail drowned a kittenasitust threw it
into a pail of water and then eat down
on the pail. Isleft soon after and never
went baek.
"About a year and a• half ago I met a
woman toward whom !teemed irresisti-
bly, drawn. She was a widow, 30 Tears
old, with sonie property and charming in
every way. I ,became devoted in, my at-
tentions and really thought that at last
the only woman in the world for me had
come in her person. One night we went,
to a theater, The play was full of
tion.and love scenes -one of those plays
where 'heart goes out to heart,' and all
that. Both of tie- cried duringthe pee,
formance. Unconsciously, my hand sought
here,. and my pressure was returned. We
looked at each othee, and tears in her
beautiful eyes met the tears* in mine. 1
resolved the and there that that night
;should settle my tate On her arrival at
her home, at; I helped her from the car-
• riage, I tenderly adjusted' her wrap about
her, saying, 'You mist be careful not to
cateb cold, dear,' • •
• "The night was a iittle frosty, and as
stepped aside fitim adjusting her wren
my feet flew ont from beneath me, and I
fell, striking. the walk with cooeicierables.
force. --She burstsinfoliToiiil laugh, not
one ot those little, harmless, forgiving
laughs, but a laugh that echoed in the
street and shook her entire frame, Ae I
scrambled to my feet and recovered my.
hat she murmured, 10h, are you hurt?
She gave. vent to another peel of laugh-
ter. .Going up the steps shessald, 'Oh, 1,
am so'- And there followed peat after,
'.peal of laughter. As the door opened and
I turned to go down the steps she stopped
laughing long enough to say,- 'Why, aren't
•you coming in?' 'Not tonight, thank
you,' said L `Gond -night, airs. s ---I'
And I hayen't been back there any more.
"I rather guess the true love for toe
has gone some other way and we shalt.
never meet. Between women who cap
drown young kittens and giggle about It
•and women who can cry at raake belieye •
love scents and laugh at my predicament
if I Meet withan unfortunate accident, •
I'd rather get along in peace and content-
ment and live only In anticipation of the
-joys and comforts of a married life and a
111101 Mira* 11.01111E021110114 Whiella 11
• 110014 With Grin* Peterminotion
• Drought Dim tram* ba. Moro wtty
• :Rh** One and cost HIM 111* 141.1
tion,
While chatting about the oddities of- re-
portorial lite a Philaaelphia newsnitCer
in, Who spent a day in the city last
Week, told a queer story of a midnight ins
terview, "It occurren years ago," he
• said, "when I was holding down My first
• regular job on the local staff. Like all
Ohs I had been told nt the outset to elln,
Ply bang around the office within call Of
the city editor, if he should happen to
need me; but, not understanding the.no-
cessity of having a reflerve of that Rind,
chafed terribli under the inaction And
thougitt 'vaguely that I must. be in die-
-grace of some scirt.
••"So you may imagine my eagerness
• and enthusiasm when was called aver
to the desk one night and told hurriediy
to ge out and get an interview' with a
prominent lawyer who was leading a cit-
izens' antlyice.crusade that had recently
been started among the chronic reforms
ers,- Thie lawyer --call him Thoinpaon
for .conversieuce-was understood to be
..Pialittillg a, bitter attack on the .
and the tin had Just come in that he in-
tended to open fire next day.' • gee now
nearly midnight,' said the city editor,
• 'and he's probably been in bed for boors,
sbut-Illsdep-endson- you- to-routeshinx-9
and get some kind Of a talk. For hear -
en's sake, don't let him stand you, .eff!"
get him, sir,' replied fervently, "if I
bare to drag him out by the feet.' 1.
• realized pretty fully what the interview
meant not only to the paper, but to .my
own future prospects, and' as I burried
loward the residential section .1 deter-
mined to make Thompson talk or perish
sirethesatteinpt,s-ss- -
"I found his house Without lona VII-
• cultY-it was a dark, gloomy !oohing man-
sion in a quiet side street -and was about
to pull the bell when the door opened sud-
denly and a man appeared On the thresh
old, He bad on his • hat and overcoat,
and, while I• had never :met the lawyer,
..his general appearance was about what 1
had expected, We both started back in
surprise, but be was the. first to recover
himself. 'What do yon:Wantrlhe asked.
'Pm a reporter for The. ' .1 replied;
'and I presumesyou are Mr. 'Thompson.'
am, he said curtly, 'and I ask you
again .what you want? That was a had
beginning, and I. hastened, to 'tell him
briefly the nature of toy- errand. -Mohan,'
he grunted, stepping o.uteld'e and closing
the door. 'This is a most unearthly hour.
to 'disturb a man for an interview.' 'But
you seem about to go out, 'sits' I euggest-
ed. Perhaps you vein let me accompany
you a Tittle way and talk as we go.'
was going to propose it,' be replied. 'My
Wife is sick, and I have been sitting up
with her.. In fact, I With .= the point of
going ,out fora short walk -and some fresh
air when you came.' •• '• ••.
• "I -was overjoyed at this lucky turn of
events," continued the story. teller, "ad
as we walked together up the street • I
• proceeded to sound nim- as to hie contem-
plated onelanght, on the police forcer He
was brusque and reticent at first, but
Presently be warmed to the subjectsand
began to, talk' in ,G NOV that premised a
rattling:good article., •
"'The only Police preteens% we have in
the city at present,' he said, the pro-
tection given -to lawbreakers at so much
a month, and the citizen and taxpayer
• have to. look out for themselves. It is
mere chance And luck that keep my ress
idenceht town from being looted. If the
police inade a determined effort to stop
burglaries, they would glint off the reve-
nue of the Tery. gentlemen who are help-
ing to buy .them bread . and meat and •
champagne." . He rambled on in thie vi-
• Takao, us vein', denouncing the .chief as a
fat heeded incompetent end. characteriz-
ing the detectives atea lot of blackmailing
imbeciles untill- was really obliged to Put
on. the brakes for fear I: would. be tee,
late with mi 'copy.' •. , •
"I thanked him heartily ter the inter-
view,. which wits, in fact, a mere mono-
logue, hade him good night on the next
corner and sprinted hack to the office at
the top or my speed. I dashed up the shift's
four steps at a time, grabbed a pad of pi-
per and began to write ilk* mad. When
the city editor glanced over the first few
pages, his eyes stuck otit 01 theie sock-
ets. 'Why, this is the hottest stuff on rec-
ord!" he exclaimed. 'I never knew Thomp-
son to turn loose in ani such style! Are
you sure you ire:quoting him correctly?
'D.ead certain,' I replied. 'I was sur-
prised at him mondf and took particular
pains to fix his exact expressions on My
mind.' 'All right, then,' said the city ed
-
Inns grinning. 'We'll double lead thisi It
Will Wake op the town."
"My story; as -need* 'as I remembers
covered about a coiumn, and when I went
home after- turning in the last sheets
hed a pleasant premonition that the
night's work Would Make me peculiarly
.solid with the paper. I got up In a bap-
py triune of mind next morning and went
to the office somewhat earlier than usual,
so as not to miss any stray congratula-
tions on ray big bit. To my astoniehment
I found the mhnaging editor and city ed-
itor in excited conference and several
strangers standing afannid, ail talking at
once. 'Here he let' yelled the city editor
as moon as he saw me. 'What In thunder
does this mem; Ir?' does what
metin?•1 etanunered, steered halt out of
my wits 'Why, this fake!' he bawled.
'This blankety 'blanked fairy Story you
ran in on us laid bight!' And lie, shook
the paper under my nose, with mi arti-
cle on the outside fold. `That is no faker
I retorted indignantly. 'Mr. Thompson
said every word -I wrote' -- he
- he Immanuel.-- -you Infernal
fakir, bete is Mr. Thompson right now,
and he saye he neeer Sao, you in his lifer
I stared helplessly at the group, and a
solemn looking gentleman stepped for-
ward.. 'One moment, please,' he said to
the others, 'Now, then,' be continued,
addressing hiniself to me, "vrill'you kindly
deeeribe the exact circumstances or that
interview? •
"I did so as well ite could in my rats
tled cotidition, and he imlied 'faintly as
concluded my narrafive. think I see
through it, gentlemen.' weld he. 'My resi-
dence was burglarized laid bight, and the
eser-pereon this young man met at. the
door Was evidently the one who clid the
work. His views On the police are quite
• interesting.' be added blandly. It was
some time before I got another job," said
• the newspaper man in conclusions "In
(set, I'm on the black list of thin orients
(Ile r office to tide day,"-s-NeW Orleaue
Times. Denioereas
•
Manchester Iron nianUfacturerit Wilt
bend 4 potty Of picked workmen to
the 'Unita States to study American
methedi hi the automatic tool trade,1$
Children Cry for
CASTOFt IA
• 3ust then the train ;Mapped for Warren,
end. had to, leave the smoking •car and
the ewe bachelor friends Who had been
exchanging confidences white oceupying
the seat in front of mee •
THE: WORD HODGEPODGE.
,
Thin Carious Expression Seeman to
Ba of Origin.
' Few words in the English language
have such a variety of meanings and
spellings as hotchpotch... Hotchpotch,
• hotchpedge, botelipot, hochrepotch, hodge-
podge,' hodgepot and every other 'con-
celaable combination of the syllables con-
• tained In those Words May be found in
literature and beard in conversation.
. Nowadays, It is Chiefly. used by children
to "desigoate a game vehich they play on
-
the sidewalk, on which is roughly drawn
hi chalk the required. form. The game is
quite popular in New York, and on, e
mummer's.. day there is hardly a • block
without Its hodgepodge game, the chalk
marks need in them remaining until the
rain washes them off. , •
• The words hodgepodge are also used by
the Scotch. to denote a certain kind cif
• Pudding made up of numerous' kinds Of
ingredients. ' •
• But the words are really of legal origin..
In olden times It was the custom for a fa-
ther to give a 'daughter a portion of his
estate for her "advancement in mar-
riage." If,. upon his death, hi left the
rest of his estate to his children proper -
Bonaire'', theOneto whom the marrtage
portion ligel been given could not Partici'
Pate in the distribution indorse she agreed
to deride the land! vrhich she bad pre-
viously obtained her marriage portion
in equal proportion with the rest of the
land' descending. . "
This Was dominated bringing those
lands into hotchpot. If, however, she
thought that she would be the loser by eo
doing, she could retain the lands shiehad
it Bret received Intact. •
yrhy this custom reeelyed the
name of hotchpot does not aPpear, but In
an cad English text book the following
explanation is found: "It seemeth that
this word hotchpot is in English a pud-
dinit: for In a pudding' is not commonly
put one thing alone, but one thing with
other things together." • .
I3y this Wile meant that the marriage
portion and the lands isithisequently de-
scending should drst be fixed end blended
together and then equally' divided among
the sisters. The word hodgepodge Is note
most commonly used to designate any
kind -of mixture, although what relation
that meaning of the word has to the
game as played bi our American children
Is not very apparent.
Ark Easy Gibing Artist.
, Recentlipublished lists of prices charg-
ed by pro inent portrait Painters remind
us that If modern artiste lake the -cash -
eighteentb century • painters often took
their time. Augustus Hare says that Lord
Mexborough .ked Sir Thomas Lawrence
again and again to send home the poie
trait he was doing of Lady Mexborough
and her child. "I allow I have been a
long time," replied the artist at lash "but
if Lady Mexborough will Wittily bring the
baby and give Me Another sitting 1 really
Will finish."
"Weil, Sir" Thomas," Wag the answer,
"my wife will be happy te, give yett an-
other sitting whenever you like, but the
baby is in the guards!".
Skeptical. ,
Ilackbite-Digby is a tool.
Filikins--110 said the same of yen.
Backbitea-What? Ile's a liarl
FtilkIng-Exactly vvhat hes called Yon
When I told him you said he was a fool.
Dear Me, but yett fatalist are tikepticellse
Ohio State JoUrtiel,
arglOy Years okt ogitarra
Fifty Yilballsia, Agnew'e Caterrhel
PoWdesscures him. Want any stronger evi-
dence of the power of this wonderful remedy
over this universal disease t Want the truth
of the ease otritfIrreed ? Write George:Awls,
Shamokin. Pa. 111 sityline."1 look upon
My Cure as niiraebt,," it relieve* in ten
minntes.--89
Pad' 13Y 4i E. "1,071, draggiet,elirdtin
CTULDREN'S COLUMN.
That children of Seville. .
In the Spanish citi ot Seville there are
no kindergartens or other plum svlsere
the busy naother Cali leave her little chin
droll to be care& for while elle •does the
holuseivork or hells her husband in hie
Mae shop. The betty is left to care for
himself and An so very illell”-that is the •UYUIV
IIQIMP. • ,.
GAINEP
baby who has not learned to walk yet. I
He is placed in a Wicker ifoven arrange -III
ment which looks like a basket turned
upside down and Is just high enough so
tbe baby' e feet will touch the ground.
rompromp4M0.0!
Vtoroate, Inarch 8, 590110
The T. Milburn Co., Litilltedl
Toronto, Ont,
Deaf Sirss-Some time ago my daughter,
aged 19 years,
was troubled
with, bad head-
ache4 and loss
of appetite.
She was tired
ionfthliesttleimsse,gats:dt
Watt 100Sinir
ltath.our; truly flesh'
Her system got
• badly von clown,
so bearing_your
Heart and Nerve
Pills highly spoken of I procured 'a box,
nvenrctre'bcyt health
time she had used them she
had gained ei lbs, in weight and is now hi
2111 2
Mao. P, H. CURTIS,
• BAiiY LI HIS BASET.
He Is then set out in the street to take
care of himself. He cannot turn oyer, so
he at least remains in an upright position. ,
--The basket-sissierys light,- -so- -he often
works his way up the street and far away
from home. He will get into the middle
of the street, so that the donkeys*. who
take the places of horses and Iwagous
there Mutt go around him. This they al-
ways do, and it looks queer to see' a Jong
line of donkeys going out ef their way to
go around a baby in. the nano* streets
• of the old Spanish town. ` .
; 7-Tleallenttertirs Pocket.
The male butterflies have the proud
privilege of a pocket, but the pocket of
butterfly Is wonderfully made, says a
writer in the Philadelphia .Times. It is
really an extension. of the under. wing
folded back on the upper -side, but it is
very hard to detect, and no one has yet
discovered just how it is opened, although
undoubtedly the butterfly can throw it
, open while he is flying. • •
At firilt glance thereseems to be only
white or amber colerecl milk floes within,
but examine this with a microscope and
Yell will find twisted ribbons, slender
rods shaped like a shepherd's ciook, oth-
ers jointed battiboolike, and flexible rods
and tiny scales of variousssorts and pat-
terns. • , •
• It is known that insects hate a mar-
• velously keen scent, and it is believed
that all these odd little objects are per-
fume boxes and that the fragrance sd
• thrown abrinta is a signal can to the fe-
• male butterfly which may bOwandering
abontin the airIt to say the least, it
very interesting guess, afid there is evi-
deuce to prove that butterflies and moths
are Summoned from distances by odors
aliatwe would hardly notice.
A Ramble Friend. • .
'My hair Is rough, my hide le thick,
• My gait Is somewhat slots;
But, boys I don't require a stick
•,It 511 to make Inc go. '
• The new anthracite coal. schedule
adopted at New York reducesthe Price
about 25 cents 0 ton.
• A RAGING, 'ROARING FLOOD
• Washed down a telegraph tine which
Gime. 0. Ellis, ef Lisbon, Is., l•ad to re-
pair. "Standing waist deep in ioy water,"
he write& "gave me a terrible cold and
cough. Its grew worse daily. Finally the
,best doctors in Oakland, Neb., Sioux City
and Omaha taid I had Coneumptien and
could nos live. Then I begap using Dr.
• King's New Discovery and wait wholly
cured by six bottles " Positively guaranteed
forOouglis, Colds and all Throat and Lung
troubles by all Druagiete.
• Premier lweedie,of New Brunswick,
was presented with a team of bosses by
the tnetnbers of the House. '• •
s JOB C017LDN'T HAVE STOOD IT.
If he'd had Itching Pales They're ter-
ribly annoving;• but Buokien's Arnica
Salve will cure the woret case of piles on
earth, It has cured thousands For In-
jariee, Paine or Bodily Eruptien it's the
• beet salve in the world. Price 25o a. box.
Cure gnarauteed. Sold by All Druggists,
The resignatioticf 11 Corby; kI P:
for West Hastings, has been received
by the Speaker,
TIS EASY TO FEEL GOOD.
' Countless tnomands baye fOund a blees-
ing to the body in Dr. King's New Life
Pills, which positively cure Constipanon,
Sick Headache, Dizziness, Jaundice, Ma.
lsria, Fever and Ague and all Liver wad
Stomach troutles. Purely vegetable;
neer gripe or weaken. Only 25o at all
drug stores
' Geo, Bodden, a teanoeter, was crush-
ed to death at Hamilton while attend-
ing to his team, •
What% the Trouble 7 -Lan 014*
Headache? Is it Biliousnese ? Is it Slur
gish Liver? Is your ihin sallow? Do you
feel more dead than alive?• Your system
needs tnning-Your Liver isn't doing its
work -Don't resort to strong drugs -Dr.
Agnew's Little Pills, to cents for 40 doses,
will work wonders for you. --45
Sold by jah.L.Hovey, druggist, Clinton.
•Jas. Grahams was killed at Barrie
while working on the railway. • '
• A Sour CtonutCh kind ea solo
• Temper travel hand -in -band. and are the
• precursors of mental and 'physical wreck.
• J Nine hundred and ni ety-nine timesin a thou-
sand food fermeut (iedigestion) is the cause:
Dr. Von Stan's Pineapple Tablets keep the
stomach sweet -aid digestion-4reep thenerve
• centres well balanced - they're nature'e pan.
'acea.:-plestiant and harmless. 35 cents. -88
Sold by 5, E. Flovey; Druggist, Clinton.
•4r&
A 'orals word, a kindly pat,
•. Won* be 05 me much taint
And-fisarken-junt a cruet ot bread,
• %/doh you would never min.
• -Chatterbox.
-
Rewarded For Teaching Honesty.
• Some years ago a home missionary had
been preaching 00 00 islend whose prin-
cipal product is the clam. One day he re-
ceived an unexpected compliment as to
the thoroughness of his spiritual work.
The good man Was working in his shirt
sleeves on a new church. A stout sea
captain hailed him: •
"Are you the minister here?"
"Yes, sir,"
"Well, I've got $10 for you."
"For the church?"
"No; for insulated!. I like your way of
doing things here. I've come to this 1s-
t:did for clams for a good many years
rind always found them a thousand or
fifteen hundred short when 1 got home.
It will pay me to have you keep preach -
lug doctrines which make people count
their clams honestly."
Things You Can't Dep.
• Yon' ean't stand for free midaten with-
out moving if roil are blindfolded.
You can't stand at the side ef a room
with hotb of your feet touching the wain.
seining lengthwise.
You can't get out ofa chair without
• bending your body forward or putting
emir feet under it -that is, if you are sit-
4ing Millarely on the chair and not on the
Mk, of it.
Yhissenn't crush an egg when pitteed ,
leugthwist,,.4etwoen your hands -that le,' I
it the egg is'heund and has the ordinary
ellen of a hen's reg.
You emit' breek dsreetch if the nutlet
is htici across the nail of the naiddie finger
of either hand. and prossed'upea hy-the •
first and third. (ingots of Abut kepi, des ,
spite its isecining so easy at first silgitt.
r
Snitirf Little Bor.
Teacher -Now, boys; bow many Months
have 28 daps?
Boy- ..(in the trent aeat)-All or them,
SiroTtultatea. • .
SoVi VitgA SPOT.
Perhapa it la your 1 year bron
cilia tube& /1 yon telt cold tale,*
fleott'a Pluittlehm, It Obeekit any te title** Iv
in, your eyetent to eetione !nog trouble.
A Mullah buttermaker Is: **id to
have &coveted it new preeervative
wb th redder' cold.otoroge tot butter
&nd Meat UtinettletarY.
1
An' Exception. .
• "It nniki2s me tired to eye the 1138110(1
In which these newspapc•rs are tun,"
said the man in the smoking compart-
• ment as be took off his glasses and [et
. his paper drop tteross his knees,
The nom who sat next to him had one
lock of hair, an oasis in a deeert or sealp,
which he spent most .ot the time in
smoothing reflectively.
s'pose." he said slots*, "that you
could give 'cm' anpoinis?"
"I'm sure of it. Couldn't you?"
. "No; I don't think,. I could."
.."1.10 you mean to say that you couldn't
tell the editor how to run his paper?" ex-
claimed the man who had spoken tirst, in
atone that hnd absolute dismay in it. ,
"I do indeed," replied the roan with
the oasis earnestly.
"Well, 1 must say there are not many
like you," •
"I know it, I used to be like you. But
now l'ra trying to run a newspaper my-
self, and I tell you. my friencl, Inn not
Aayin a word; not a word," --Fun.
• A ftending trinitneier.
• Little Isaac, who was barely 6 years
old, was mild by his mother a penny a
dozen for pins picked tip from the carpet,
to keep the baby from getting them.
"Nurse," said little Isaac as his stock
of pennies increased. "do you know what
I ani going to do when 1 Mire sixpence?"
_ "No," ausvvered the nurse.
"I am going to buy a pnper of pins and
emitter them all over the lido* mid then
Pick. them 0," renned the young finan-
cier-
The only Exception.
"Etterythiug which is done has been
dein) bet ore."
'CIL no; when a man has just been
done you can't do him over again." -Des
trait PrePress. '
Making Fast Tinto"
We toe 'ng a great recent No other roue
compet onfullynkli the Page.'1
now Make) our ..te. wit* -Itet.m.neersor t
peculiar quality we ewe we now furnish
stall hau.r tenet thou ever. irricie lower this
year. Seder hook lato,it. Not Mon heti tot
'Week We alin) smonsfseinte lawn howl inal
vote. nigh In epudity sod low to pike.
The PAGE WIRE FENCE CO. (144.)
Watatkviux, OtsV.
dignation
A meeting is to be called by the people of
town and vicinity to consider the tact that a lorgs
number of the inhabitants are gcing nearly bare-.
footed. -
This should. not be,
To avoid this calamity and its dire results WO ask
you to come to this Store and procure the great •
bargain. offerings, which consists of Boots•Shoes
04 Rubbers, to be deared out. The . King
Quality ca.nnot be surpassed for men and Wohlett,
also the V, A. Slater Boot for mu* only.
Come and be convinced and
go away satisfied.
Victoria
Block
sss-
Jas.
What's the matter. with KERB,
Be's right
Just received a consignment of Pure Maple Sugar, trek olaes.quality, 'selling at $1. ,
per gallon. Try some. Good values given in all eltinde of grooms& • Try our Teas.
fresh ouPPlY Pad arrived, 51be ot good Japan tea for $1, Blue Ribbon, Oeylop,ttOnamnlif,
spade' values given in these. Seeds--01voerssredi-white, crimson, Alfalfa .dud ithas•
Grasses -Timothy and orchard gram Meld Se0daturnip,Otangtil, tiers -
rot, eto. We have Ferry's half sugar mangol, beat on the market', gives good satisfies,.
factton and is easily harvested. Garden seeds ot all kinds. Call and get prieees-
11.111% 'Old Stand. • W. 'W. NERR.„
rartcy.
IT LOW PRICES
New styles in parlor enites, Great variety of easy chairs. Mattresses and
Wire Springs very cheap'. 'Great values in Window Shades ',Headquarters for
Baby Carriages and Waggons: Pictures framed while you wait:
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ALBERT ST.;'- cLINTos
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NOTES DISCOUNTED
. Drafts Issued. Interest 'snowed .on
deposits. • •
J. P. .TISBALL.
13ANRE‘
CLINTON, ON1'.
Private funda to. loan on •mortgages at
west current rates.
•
t Owe on epos
A
intere s 11 d d its
Sale noteshought-
s
Wholesale and retail pion()
• and organ •distributing centre.
High grade new,:pianos.
used pienos at decided bar-
gains. • •
Buy the •wontleribl
Gramaphoue.. r -
for a pleasing entertainer. We.
are headquarters for it.
Bargains to teachers and stu-
dents in Sheet Mind& 25o to. -
756pieoets for I0o-wholesale.
Instruments of all kinds sold.
Music Emporium
O. 14CIARE„, cLINTox.
General 13anking Bueiness- transected
The Nelsons Bank
Incorporated bv:Ant of Parliament Ube
CAPITAL • 82,509,000
REST FUND - 62.059,000
HEAD OFFICE hfONTREAL.
ilauesoe Maceneasoe, Preractent ,
Janes Ewer. Gen, Misusage%
Notes andiuunied, Collections made; Drefte
issued, Sterling and American eXtilltinho
bought and sold. Interest allowed on de.
posits. Samos Bout -Interest allowed on
gums of 81 and up, Money advanoed t.
farmers on their own note, with one ca
more endorsers. No mortgage requirea
H. O. BRE% ER. Manager, Clinton
RUMBILL'S .
-..wArcir-ANR
JEWELRY STORE
jtis'• necejvca*A To' of new Belts,
Buckles, Pulley Beits,Bangle Brace -
eta, • The latest goods in the
• market. .
We make speciialty of fitting
Spectacles end Eye (Slane&
• Eyes s tars mined free.
AAAAWAAA/WV•iie
• • , ... • •
DOgS IT PRY TE)
Read the following letter receipt
ed by the principal Of the
Canada Business College
Chatham. Ont.,
and learn how highly the gratin.
ttates of this school are thought,
• othy the butanes* people.
Or(. Bat Zoo,
Cent'etnen:-, Wt hays openings now for IWO
Or three good stenographers who have had ex-
perience, and it oceured to as that a large
Humber of stenographers and Other dice Men,
who' have grand:teed from your edged front
time to time and are now holding poeitions,
might dealt* to better thenwelvet If you ran
pu wim communication tath aome Of your old.
graduate& who hare had two or three year*,
eoperknee, we ihouttl he natter 4bligationg 'to
Vett*
We inight mention that the oolusern with**
'tented. intim above. letter has a Cigna Shook
of ve Million Dollars,
ettyMs reed snob oe is the ainwei
need Yon
thirteen
842 positidatt were tilled by our
ib pays to 0*(:rodeo GrpMea
Buses 1ifyoulfth
ta
ly qudty vourse ffor
time work and be
ten to spoiltion Whorl itrnduated•
rorhandtonle catalogue issued ;ay NW
breed Boliool in ilaseda,write.
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ite pages are fined by e brilliant array
ef writers and artists. Its atthoritative
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Musks Rea Art, its clever storisq, strong •
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within.the reach of' all. Reliable agents,
wanted in every town. Extrabrdinare
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'The Sick and Suffering
-are Liberated from -
Disease by
Lincoln's
Tablets
If you suffer from Indigestion
Diabetes, Bright's Disease,Ner-
vous Prostration Egad General
Debilt3r, they will set you free
nervous, pale and delicate
Women.
Worn out, despondent men
Will find them a positive bless-
ing, Price 50e. •
Preearea only by Lincoln
Medicine Company,50 Queen
street, Ottawa, .
Recommended and for sale
by J. E. Hovey, °hernia.
Central
Meat Market:
Having pnrobeseci the Imiollartag
beeinese Of F. FL Powell lent pre.
pared to furnish thepeciple Of Olkte
ton With ell Muhl of Pro& an
Onred Meati. • Sausage,
lerd, batter and egga always
hand.
It. Fitzsimons tt So114
05 McLachlan 1441Coli
ehntliatne emu
‘,1
ep
00
tirdere delivered pro** to
Ili of the town.
N.6,-Perso00 having hole'
hipatant Will "oda * tivet
*vin4 * ora; M the Abp.
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