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ressseersr
Her Method.
"li I turn( you, n,r little boy. 1.
unt]leim't qttel with toy i)1 1(' friend,
lilt Coil." ,aid tlu' eon -dine tvnpuut.
Ni replied the . 1.re ^i t ms pini''].
}u d
ill,' run u] n Il,<ycr turd •,torr.
stilt for
Ae tuplis:ed,
Chat buy n( 13ronn h n'na'dl env
vugrliAltimnd in college. aisettny."
'lt'liitt's !hut :"'
"1 bit can keel! hi trousers tip frith
q .belt ,just beautifully"
Unly Suspected,
•
"Do you knue', I suspect 'my wife is
taking money from my pocket's while I
sleep'!"
Suspect 111 Say, old man, when
you've been marriedi as long as I have
you'll be sure of it"
Defective.
coelia, I lioo-e been trying for five
years iii 10110 your favor. It's the only
aim 1 have in life,"
'Oh, Herbert, you're such n poor
I"
mad:smun. .i—
k1ISINPOltMTED.
Ohl Timer—The worst experience L over
100 was .when we ran out of1' port in a gale
of -wind.
The Amateur—Gracious! ^1 thought sailors
always drank. ruin.
Choosing Her Companions.
"Ella, you have been playing all the
afternoon with those toy soldiers. 'I'lult's
not a proper amusement for a big girl
like you," said her hustler,
"But, nlannna, 10m not playing frith
the soldiers, 1: picked out the officers
and played with theut."—Chicago News.
Still in Evidence.
Alittrnn tout of bouselmnting expedi-
tion)--Who
xpedbtion)--\Vho occupied these npa'tmoits
last?
Janitor—A family 11010ed Johnson.
Matron—linow anything about them?
Janitor—No madam,
Matron (sniffing the air! --Krell. I do,
That were fond of 0111000, snuirk'ant
and codfish.
The Suburbanite,
".1t last the spring has cane!" he
s11it11,
"At last it has comm to stay!"
lie patent up kis window screens --
And it menet] cold next day,
Gives Him No Trouble.
"Uncle Henry don't you find it hard
work being 0 vegetarian?"
"Not at all, my boy it's only neces-
sary to be conservative about it, When
1 feel an insatiable craving for n. big
plate of bacon and eggs 1 111tvnys yield
to it.'
NATURAL.
Torn—Did your wife ever take lessons In
elocution?
Jerry—No, she inherited R.
Encouraging Theft,
Prudent Swain—If 1 were to steal a
kiss would it scare you so that you
would scream?
Timid Maiden—I couldn't. Fright al-
ways makes me dtttnli,--llal1imore .hm-
('i'l0n11.
The Only Way.
]heregoes a mat who made a for-
tune writing poetry,"
1Vlo.hat?"
-No, I'm not joking. Ile wrote tender
verses to a romantic young heiress,"—
fiansas City Times.
The Wise Rooster,
"I now observe," the rooster mows,
• "Where I shall shortly feed;
The neighbor's wife in even rows
1'o -day is planting seed."
MOW THEY LAVE ONE ANOTHER.
Maud --Now, when I. am asked to sing, I
move] say "Oh, I can't!" but. T
always alt
00011 at the piano.
tHanile--A1d let the audience find out for
themselves? Quite so.
Offended.
One morning a rustic appeared at the
window of it postal station, and after
leering through the lints, inquired
"Bev ycau got 'hoot 50 cents' worth
of stamps, mister?"
"Ccrtttinly1" replied the clerk.
'What denomination, please?"
"Wit -al. sir, if it's (.any of your kind-
ness, I'm n ltitptist,"-Judge.
Repairs Needed,
Ile millionaire's raving machine had
(-rushed into the farntet's cart acid over-
turned the load of potttoes,
"Ell fix yon' ' roared the irate farmer,
waving his whip.
i Hous I peri fixing, oldman," sigh-
ed the meek millionaire, 00 he rolled out
of the ditch lot ,uly court plaster
end arnica bandy'!"
Pett;sed a Good Chance,
"I'm afraid there toast be insanity in
300' family."
%Pity so?"
"I heat' that your daughter jilted the
limn 0(1), mums the elevator in your
apartment house 10 many' a pont!"—
i'ottng's 1lagarine.
Opposed to Change.
NcnntetImre, p,rity mpolitics1"ex-
clouted the 01)00 spealsitr. earnestly.
'Bat then we wouldn't have any poli?.
tics," remarked an o tcanpaiguer, saak-
ing his bead distal mutely,—Philadel-
pl is1x'.dget,
This woman Bays she WAS saved
from an operation by Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Coni polutd.
Frank ank Easley Lindsay,
Ontario, writes to Mrs. liinkham:
"When I wrote to tom some time
ago, I waa a very sick woman suffering
from female troubles. I bad Inflamma-
tion of the feminine organs and could
not stand or walk any distance. At
last I waa confined to my bed and the
doctor said I would have to go through
an operation, but this I refused to do.
"A friend advised Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound After using
three bottles of it,
I feel like a new
woman,
"I most heartily recommend Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound to all
women who suffer with female
troubles."
FACT$ FOR SICK WOMEiN.
For thirty years Lydia E. Pink -
ham's Vegetable Compound, made
from mots and herbs, has been the
standard remedy for female
and has positively clued thousands o
woman who have been troubled with
displacements inflammation, ulcera.
tion, fibroid tumors, irregularities,
periodic pains, backache, that bear-
ing -down feeling, fiatulency,indiges-
tion,diwiness or nervous prostration.
Why don't you try it?
Mrs. Pinkham invites all sick
women to write her for advice.
She has guided thousands to
health. Address, Lynn, Mass.
Stood Their Ground.
"Hello, 'Phrogginst The last time 3
saw you, I think, you were in it peck of
trouble, Some fellow had lwtight a sub.
urban lot alongside of yours and put up
e. livery stable on it. Is be there yet?"
"No; he's gone away, and taken the
stable with him."
"Then he worked his little scheme all
right, did lie? Made the property holders
in the block pay him a big price to get
out 1"
"Not at all. We bought the lot from
him for about half whet he paid for it.
He was glad to get away."
"How did he manage it?"
"I bought a dozen hives of bees and
put them along the edge of my lot, next
to his stable. The num on the other side
of him did the same. The fellow stood
it till about the middle of dune, and then
he hiked. There's more than one array
to skin a cat, old chap."—Chicago Tri•
bone.
WHAT CAUSES HEADACHE
Prom October to May, Colds are the most
frequent cause of headache. LAXATIVE
BROMO QUININE remm'es cause, E. W.
Orove on box, Mc.
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Joke on the Judge,
The appointment of Lord Coleridge re-
calls that his father, when on the bench,
was fond of allowing ladies to sit with
him. This was particularly the ease in
the famous baccarat case. Shortly af-
terwards Sir Henry Hawkins (Lord
Brampton) was trying a case in which
some marionettes played a prominent
part. Two male dolls and a female fig-
ure were produced in court.
"Where shall we put these figures?"
asked a`lawyer.
"I suppose; replied Sir Henry, mall.
clously, "the lady ought to be accommo-
dated with a seat on the bench."—Dally
Mail,
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PiLES CURED IN 6 TO 14 DAYS
PAZO OINTMENT le guaranteed to cure any
case of Itching, Blind, Bleeding or Protrud-
ing Piles In 0 to 14 days or money refunded.
60a,
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s It Can be Done.
"So you tried to drive a sharp bar-
gain and got cheated again," said Sirs,
Corutoedei,
"That's what happened," answered the
farmer.
"Maybe you will learn after awhile
that you can't get something for noth-
ing."
"No, I can't, Bel it seems like the
other fellow's ca]." --Washington Stat.
$e--I (cone p91hiu til ace of winning
it25 this afternoon, She—What pre
rented lea? ISS—'Cha other fellow had
the ace,—Chips. American.
Science Jottings.
'Che bee can out fly the pigeon.
'1'110 mole will starve to death in a
don
Ii hish, witch in its efforts is nodi
the sone as opium, is prepared from
the cum taken from hemp.
The Salvation Army has a foci ory in
Isotope where musical instruments are
Imola for its w011101s,
(o Chinn the property of tu' 'r:0'd
must be equally shared by t'ao el'i0u
Hien the death of the former.
Despite loner lolls, the receipts of
the Suez renal ne_re greater last year
than ever before,
The 'Russian Government has dis-
patched o part} to investigate the dis-
covery of mammoth remains which was
reported front the province of Yakutsk
in Northeast Sib''.in. A ronua'l:ahle fea•
turn of the d1seo'e'1 Is the existence
in the intestines of this ox '
ct animal
of perfectly conserved food, relies of
a vegetation until non unknown to
science. The expedition is expected to
be absent for n year or morn, The
framework of tabs mammoth is to he de•
posited in the St. Petersburg Afnsemn
of the Academy of Arts, where there is
already one other specimen.
Although electro -deposition is one of
the oldest arts in which electricity is
practically entnloyed, some remarkable
improvements have been made in it.
during the past fen' yeas. One of the
most novel of these is a meehanleal de -
vier for Dieting small ahiles !melt n
a
strays or pins. u'liici] formerly had to.
he strung by hand on wires or plated in
baskets. these arc not' damned into a
porous linnet plaeed into the plating
solution and revolved by meeldoery,
In the erection of a raihond bridge
over the Susquchnnee River At Havre
de (Grace, the American Brider Com-
pany will make ase of what is probably
tine largest wood block ever mode. It
has leen made ecpreially for the w0i'1:
ael weighs 1,350 pends, measures 30
Indies oeroos the shell mid is rated at
50 tons capneity. '1'11e shnelde is n solid
forging 3 1.2 inches thiole,
The Mikado has n cops of fro (teeters
nod 30 priests.
England consumes 70 ounces of tn-
beenn per 0011011 per heed.
Fish-hooks have been made on pre-
eis(ly 111e sante design for 2,000 rr"=
Antwerp and Amsterdam have ill'
hest 11001111 recants of all European ei•
ties,
Deep•wete' diving ran he carried on
with safely to n depth of 210 feet pro-
vided proper precattions are Olsen alai
suitable appliances used, scl'nrding in a
report of the British Admiralty Con-
mittoe appointed to investigate the snh-
jeet.
A WINDSOR LADY'S APPEAL.
'1'o All Women: I will send free with
full instructions, my home treatment,
which positively cures Letico'rhoea, I?I-
cerat:ion, Displacements, Falling of the
l'ionb,, Painful er Irregular Periods,
Uterine or Ovarian 'Tamers or Growths,
also Hot Flushes, Zo'vorsnrss, Aldan -
choly, Pains in the Bead, thick or Bow-
els, Kidney or Bladder Troubles,• tvliere
muscat by weakness peculiar to our sex.
You can continue treatment at home at
a cost of only about 12 cents a week.
Aly book, "Woman's Own lfcdieal Ad-
viser," also sent free on request. Write
to -day, Address MS. AI, Summers, Box
I1, 8, Windsor, Ont.
Sure to Sell Stock,
Cooper--lVlly in the world does
I3rainwood roll in bis sleep and blow like
a steam engine?
Guyer -41'11y, he is dreaming of his
great scheme,
Gunner --What scheme?
t uy'ef—Why, it sl'Iieme to form a
stock company and drop the north pole
into Vesuvius and supply the world with
steam.
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ENGLISH SPAVIN LINIMENT re.
moves all hard, soft and calloused lumps
and blemishes from horses, blood spavin,
curbs, splints, ringbone, sweeney, stifles,
sprains, sore and swollen throat, coughs,
ete. Save $50 by use of one bottle.
Warranted the most wonderful blemish
Cure ever known. Sold by druggists.
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Leap -Year Worries. ,
.Tack—What's the matter, old man?
You look worried,
Tom—Oh, Miss Faintbeart keeps me
guessing. She hasn't proposed yet.
Jack—But you told me you didn't in-
tend to marry her.
Tom -I (don't. But, after all the time
Eve waste(! on her. 1 think she might
et least give me a chance to refuse her.
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The person who hos once experienced the
pleasure of a cup of delicious "Saluda" Tea
—that feeling of satisfaction that its pur-
ity and flavor guarantee, is not a aslly per-
suaded to accept a substitute.
".l13' clerk over there at the liquor
counter," said the proprietor of the large
establishment, "iY tt believer in occult
phenomena" "So I see," replied the cuss
tnm(hr, as he noted the cleric deftly
staking a bottle up into it 710)1011)0. "At
this very moment. 1 observe, he is en•
gaged lin spieit-wrapping.'—Baltimore
I xsei° i3le All The Tirne?
Dullhcadacltc: backaches—low spirited—hate
the sight of food—(don't sleep well—a11 tired out in
the mowing—ono heart for work?
GIN PILLS
win muulie You well
Your kidneys are affected—either through over-
work, exposure or disease. It 0 the Kidneys that
are making you feel sowretched. Gin Pills cure sick
kidneys—make you well and strong—give you all
your old time energy and vitality, C . cc op—and
take Gin Pills. 5oc, a box -6 for ;lz to. Sent on
receipt of price if your dealer does not handle them.
BOLE DRUG CO. - WINNIPEG, MAO. 88
SEVERE BURNS
HEALED BY ZAM-BUK,
The little girl of 3lro, Lewis Best, of
Carlisle P. O. recently fell ngniust the
stave told loomed her forehead very bad-
ly. Mrs. Best. n'sl the Lnrn was
110)1 the size of a fifty -cent piece, and
w,)a ter the hone, It mule my lilt!)'
'101., eye swell till it :llntost Riot, and
thin she got void in it. It begat to not
mall a very badly. and 1 could not stop
it. allleittgli 1 bellied it good every night
end wonting. .1t last 1 sent for some
Zana -Bok, wilful] soon stopped the mat-
U'rotion sal very quickly healed the
Hound, 1 hale never seen a born heal
.so quickly, and f am sure %ant 1Tult has
no equal for euamg cuts, or burns, 004.1 I
shell always keep a box on hand in cline
of e niergen'y."
Every home needs Zem-Ilnk1 All dis•
rases of the skin quickly yields to it. 1t
is also ah 000011ett remedy for piles
(blind or bleediugl, rheumatism, eta .111
druggists nod stores. 10 emits a box, or
post, paid from the 7,0m-13111 Co„ 'To•
Tonto.
John Burns and the Kiddies.
A characteristic story of John Burns
is told by n correspondent, the corre-
spondent having had it from the master
of a London secondary se11ool.
.1 colleague on the staff of the school
WKS accustomed to take his boys to Bat-
tersea Park for Manes of football and
cricket. e t, A small tip to the policeman,
's i was formto erre the best
it r said, s d e(
e s u h • stall children of the
1 he lid t s
pt „ u
were turned off to allow
neighborhood 11
the boys to play. One day the police -
mat saw the nester and bis class op-
proa0hing and began to clear the ground.
A stentorian voice front 0 neighboring
tree cried, ''Leave those kiddies alone.
The park is for them and they shall not
be turned offf.' _And down clambered
the president of the Local Government
Board, ---British Congregationalist.
A Toilet Luxury
Mira Skin Soap is a delight to every
woman who values a soft, beautiful skin.
Mira Skin Soap takes away all skin
irritations—cures skin troubles—and
keeps the ',kits dear and summit.
Elegantly perfumed — refreshing —
unsurpassed for toilet and bath.
a5c a cake -at dinrgisle ar sent on receipt of
price. The Chemists' ea. of Canada, Limited,
Hamilton,
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SKIN SOAP
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With a Little Help.
"Willie," asked his mother, "who is
that boy yol have been out playing
with?"
"Why, that's Fred—Fred, maw, what's
them things le the lop of tt barn?"
"Ref let's?"
"No, that ain't it. it's---"
"Shingles?"
'"Aar, no! Forder down."
"Pigeons l" suggested his father.
"Naw! \othin' like that."
"Oats?"
"Course not, It's then: things you
nail the 101 hs to."
"Yon don't mean ,joists?"
"'Chat's it! Joyce! 1 was playin' with
Fred Joyce."
IMPORTANT TO FARMERS.`
Highest prices paid for SWEET AND
SOUR CREAM shipped to
Not Particular.
"111 like to get some nice shirts for
my husband. Tomorrow's his birthday,
and I avant to surprise him."
"Yes, mm'ant, Whitt size?"
"Does that make nay difference? 0,
assorted sizes, I suppose, George can
weal' almost anything, But there must-
n't be any saw teeth of the collar. He's
got some of that kind, and he doesn't
like them"
TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take LAXATIVE BROMO Quinine Tablets,
Druggists refund money If it falls to cure. E.
W. GROVES signature le on each box, 25e.
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No Occasion for It.
"My dear," said the old man to his
oily daughter on the morning of her
wedding day, 'I that see how 1. am
going to get along without you."
"Now don't lot that worry you, papa,"
replied the fair mall, as she ad,jnsted
her bridal Veil. "George confessed to
me last night that he hadn't money
enough even to buy a secoul-hand stove
so instead of losing me it looks as if we
were going to stay right with you."
Minard's Liniment Lumbermen's Friend.
Wireless on the Great Lakes.
Wireless telegraphy proved of inesti•
mania value during the past season in
the Movement of vessels of the great
lakes By its use the captains of ves-
sels were Lent in almost constant ton_h
with the offices of their companies and
in many instances orders were given
them, changing plane by which thou-
sands of dollars were saved to the ship-
owners, colder circumstances which
could not have been accomplished in
any other planner. In some eases, it
is Raid, that wish messages were deliv-
ered in three minutes' time. The value
of the service in this capacity is demon-
strated by the fact that although it was
not fully in operation until the latter
part of the season, no less than 70,000
were exchanged. At the opening of the
season there were but two stations in
operation and three were put into ser•
vic'c.
Historic Houses of London -Somerset
House,
ht1500 1110 specie now covered by Sooner -
ISSUE NO. 20, 1b06
set house teas chaired by the Protector Som- AGENTS WANTED.
e set for the erection of a palace. To obtain
the prwes0ery stone 11t least two religious
buildings were demolished. Brat before the
building was completed the i ioimsur was be-
headed and the property 00000004 to the
(Town,
Henceforth Somerset 'Houde became a royal
residence, both the Charles asslgal❑g the
house to their respective wires, In later
Years it seems to have been converted into
a sort of Hampton Court, where favorltes
wore given apartments.
lint the Somerset House here spoken of Is
not the came building ns elands today. The
orlglnutt palace of the Protector was pulled
down about the year 1773, add the present
house )'rooted In Its place, The arcdtit0et
n•os Sir Wlillam Charubers, One ate grand-
ost features of the building Is the terrace to-
wards the river, which Is a copy of that
built by the brothers Adam In 1769 for the
Adalp'h1.
Few houses have entertained a greater
number of famous people. here Walpole,
Hallam, and Watt, alt spent many hour8;
Wilkie, Plasmon and (Rutntrey knew 11 well;
and hero Sir Joshua Reynolds delivered some
of hie finest discourses lo the students of
the Royal Aaadon y; and last, but not least.,
Nelson himself has many a time trod the
cobbled court yard, for in bis day the Ad-
miralty offices were at Somerset house.
®C. The latest
success.
1/1a6
T46
he big
black plug
chewing tobacco.
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Vindicated.
"Our readers will remember," wrote
the editor of the Spiketown Blizzard,
"(!rat when President P,00sevelt sent
that message to Congress asking for
four battleships 100 printed a doable
leaded editorial in big type, proteeing in
the name of the people against such it
rc(•.kless expenditure of their money. 1Ve
said, respectfully, hut 111001y, that it was
time 0 call a halt, IVe Insisted that
Congress should refuse to let him have
four battleships and give him two in-
stead. Some of our readers didn't like
it, but we stood firm, Two big battle-
ships, we said, was enough. Let him
have two. And Congress done It, . We
linve nothing more to say. The Blizzard
10 vindiented"
I cured a horse of the Mange with
MINARD'S LINIMENT.
CIHRIS'TOPHER SAUNDERS.
Dalhousie.
I cured a horse, badly torn by a
pitch fork, with MINAiD'S LINI-
MENT.
St. Peter's, C. B. EDW. LINLIEF.
1 cure a horse of a bad swelling with
MINARD'S LINIMENT.
Bathurst, N.B. THOS. W. PAYNE.
A Star Part.
City Yisito'--Almost every spot In
ilia to1'11 seems to have had its share in
making history. Now that old house
over there—T dare say it played a part
inthe revolution?
Native --Oh, sLorely1 That—er—why,
that house---cr--why—that's where
Washington became the father of his
country.—Puck.
Keep Minard's Liniment in the house,
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Lighter Than Aluminum.
Under the name of "rltagnalium," Dr,
L. Mach bas produced alloys of alum -
Muni and magneesittm which, while eon-
ei(lerably lighter than pure aluminum,
are harder than that metal and better
suited, it is asserted, for working. With
111 per cent, of magnesium, the alloy is
said to resemble brass in time readiness
with which it snbmita 0 the operations
of turning, boring end cutting. 13y in.
creasing the magnesium 25 per cent, an
alloy resembling bronze is produced, but
the color is silvery white.
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Ask for Minard's and take no other,
No Exceptions,
"Canvassers must go to thg rear
door."
"But I am not a canvasser, miss. I
am sent here by the agent of the build-
ing ,to take measurements for putting
awnings over the windows on the sonny
aide, aputtinnd—"
"If g up window awnings isn't
canvaaing Pd like to know what it is"
(Slams front door in his face.)
Prayer is the key of the day and
Das lock of the night,—Hebrew.
S[VAld'SMSEN WANTED 11000 "AtiTU-
t." Spray," 13001 hand sprayer made. Coa1-
preeeed air; automatic. Liberal terms. Cnt'-
ere 000o, (tall Ont.
HELP WANTED.
VET ANTI01)—BTOVID MOUNTERS. 0011-
Y1 Hey -Tilden (0❑., Limited, Hamilton,
Ontario,
Control of Milk Supply.
Since milk is so extremely variable is
quality, and Is so easily adulterated; einem
often considerable variations aro not readily
detected; above all, because the amount of
milk used by any given person or madly is
comparatively small, the consumer of milk
Is almost wholly at the mercy of the pro-
ducer and dealer, and must rely for a good
product very largely upon their boob:, 'rhe
state has recognized :bis, and to prevent
imposition by unscrupulous people, has in
various ways sought to regulate the sale
of milk and sorb products. 'rhe chief means
used has been to establish arbitrary stand-
ards of quality, and to aullect to fine those
dealers whose goods should be found to be
below the required standard, The standards
established by various states andmunicipal-
ities have varied widely. From 2.6 10 111
Per cent. of fat, and forth 11.6 to 16 per cent.
of total solids have been the minimum re-
quirements, :These standards, while efficient
in securing honest dealing' where -ahoy are
rigidly enforced, nevertheless may work in-
justice,
n-
] the dealer le
u ti lir as too of e
1 n ce, d, t set
y
concerned, under various circumstances, and'
miry prevent the produotfon and sale of a
comparatively low qualityproduct at a rea-
sonable primo
It wuld seem, therefore, that
the bestt means of regulating the traffic to
milk would be, not to set up an artificial
standard to which all must come, but to
require each Individual dealer to guarantee
his own etandard, and bold him responsible
if his milk were found below. In We way
It would be possible to sell milk of various
qualities, from strictly skimmed to heavy.
cream, upon a grading soale of prices, with
exact Justice to everyone.—Prot. H, H. wing,
Cornet, University.
INTERESTING TO FRUIT GROWERS
We have for sale the Canadian patent
for Smith's Fruit Gathering Apparatel,
which has proven on test to be a valu-
able acquisition to any fruit farm. With
it two men can do the work of twenty,
do it better and with less injury to the
fruit. Can be used in gathering various
kinds of fruits and nuts. Will pay for
itself in one day in saving wages,
Provincial rights for sale, which 01(0
be resold in counties at good profits.
For particulars apply to
J. 5, Rittenhouse,
70 Pearl et,, Toronto.
First Englishman In Japan.
Mr. Wilson Crewdson, chairman of
th" council of the Japan Society,
pointe out that the grave near Yoko-
suka, in Japan, of Will Adams, fam-
ous in history .a1 the first English-
man to set foot in that country, in
the reign of Queen Elisabeth, has fal-
len into decay and needs consider.
able repair. Will Adams was so high-
ly
h-
ly respected that he was ennobledhy
the founder of the last family of Sho-
guns, and his memory Is still so
highly revered in that country that
a movement has been set on foot and.
a considerable sum subscribed by
the leading Japanese statesmen, Gen.
erals, Admirals and others to restore
the imposing but fast perishing tomb
which marks the plane of his burial
among the beautiful hills that over-
look the great naval station of Yoko.
suka.—Thom the London Evening
standard.
♦-♦
ITCH
Mango, Prairie Scndohee and every foam of
contagious Mob on human or animal mired
In 90 minutes by Wolford')' Sanitary Lotfop.
It never falls. Sold by druggists,
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Dimly Remembered Her.
"How do you do, Dr. Fourthly," she
said, extending her hand.
"Your face is familiar, my dear young
lady, but I can't quite—er—"
"Why, I sing in your choir, you
know:"
"Oh—ah—yes, to be sure!" said the
Re'. Dr, Fourthly, shaking her band
warmly. "I knew I had seen you some-
where 0'
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Minard's Liniment used by Physicians.
A Valued Possession.
When Commander Peary made hie
first trip in Reach of the pole, he gave
a Prince Albert coat and a weather,
beaten sombrero to an Eskimo.
Yea's afterward, when again in the
north, the explorer received a ceremonial
visit from a native, and, to his surprise,
says the Youth's Companion, set eyes
ones more on the discarded vestments.
On the occasion of the commander's
latest dash for the pule his former native
friends took him aside and showed ]rim a
rude muusoleun. By it stood a disused
siedge. Its six dogs had been strangled
to make an appropriate funeral offering,
and on tlue pies of stones lay what was
left of the Prince Albert coat and the
sombrore.
iliow Look Here!
Why do you use WOODEN Fails and Tubs, when
those made of FIBREWARE are away ahead?
They have no hoops—no seams. They will not
leak, water -soak, or rust, and they LAST LONGER
and COST LESS MONEY.
BUT—you must ask for
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All Good Grocers sell it—and Eddy's Matches