HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Blyth Standard, 1908-04-23, Page 6No Ta. DodgerHe,
Alr Fotetteettestetoree, the personal
property :10.0e0000 tea here illi, morn-
ing."
UI recattson---All right, Laura. You
call go 1100 and order that new lurid -
tine arty time you' -please."
Scored a Success.
"Boras, that hist magazine story of
yours laude a hit with me,"
Glad to hear it, N oggus, First. Blue
it Iver happened. Was it the plot of.
the story that caught you, 0r the cxeete
tion of it'?'
"Neither one. It was the novelty of
it. There was no bridge playing or
automobile riding iu 11, nnd the hero
didn't, smok,. eigarooty"
The Professor.
The 1loettn 1 1 a
1 c tc,1 mat hail a strange
ease. A i tau woman while dancing
last night nearly ruined a tendon in her
foot.
The Professor- 1 sec. Strained one 01
her c tei•isi•ho ids.
1
A IIINT.
"Aryl, my darling, If I were to die what
world you do?
"I. don't know, I'm supe, George; I never
drought of that, f must. look Into toy
of Etiquette' and read the rules for young ,
widows,•'
Cultured Curiosity.
The chauffeur was faking his load of
tourisk for a ride through the resid-
ence portion. sof the metropolis and
pointing out to Hoene the stately num.
shins of the nabobs.
"Pre often heard,'' said the portly
dowager with the diamonds, "of (lime
Oliver Wendell hones, Would you mind
showing us 000 of '10)11"
EXCELLENT CARE OF IT.
Site --Your wife has very trice hair, She
pimps take good cote of It.
Hq-Shc does, she looks It up every night.
The Proper Team.
fre, Net}til hnstcad of riving me pin-
nlolWy, my husband puts It in the soy -
fags bank for me,
Mrs. Oldwed-Sort of safety -pin mon-
ey. as 1t w'al'e. --1111 40 News,
SYMPATHETIC.
Molise -Iia tried to hiss me:
Maud -How impudent!
.Mollie -But he was interrupted!
Maud -How annoying!
The Bachelor Brand,
"1 don't believe you have n. heart," re-
marked the leap -year girl, 0110 had
fnilel to lain out.
1111, yes 1 hate" replied the hardened
bachelor. "\h physician tells al0 1. have
u tobacco heart.'' -Chicago News,
The Ends.
linicker•-'.Phe railroads have spent a
lot of money 011 terminals,
Bocker--And now they are trying to
snake them meet.
She (indignantlyy1--Yet lard no 14nsl-
tlt00 to kiss me,
136 -But it wasn't business; it was
pleasure. -Pick -Me -Up. ---
She Made a Distinction.
"You should not play with your bro-
tier's toy soldiers;" corrected Ethel's
mother. "You are getting to be ton
old." "I'm not playing with the private
soldiers, mamma," answered \lies Ethel;
"1 nm playing with tit. china's, as Sig -
or Vella does,"
His Misfortune,
"1 u'as 0 eelobrnted pianist, and 0 great
0000000 with the public," confide] the
0001'01'ed`man, to his Ammunition, "but I
had a misfortune flint threw me mit, of
favor with my audiences and mit off
my revenue s q
� , a n Icif lmm:'>
"What 1+'a1s y0110 nustmtnnc'i" tusked
his friend,
j '411y hair fell ant!" --Tram the Behe-
niina,
Astronomy,
"Uncle 11 ilyuni, did you oval! see a
01)11(ish in yo' 0pel•ienee?"
"No; I can't say 1 tither did. I ucb-
ber sei•utenizetl it star froo a teleseim of
siffioieut hosteporoik to deice' anything
dal small:"
A Notable Pine,
1'he toheher had been reading to the
clot about the peat forests of Anner-
11'10,
'And now, boys," sir- tnutolmet.,1 after-
ward, "which one of you can name the
pine that has the longest and sharpest
Needles?"
Up went a hand in the front row,
"Well, Tommy?"
"1'he porcupine, ma'am.'
A Gentle Hint.
"Life at best is but tt gloomy prison,"
mitt the ineralieiug bachelor.
"So nnleh tine 00008e for mien who de-
lihoilttely choose solitary confinement,"
1'' )IL 11te girl who had ler trap set.
1?runt 11ie April 13ohenlian,
Immune.
if v,n have a sort of grafting,
]'ilfarinl, burglarious feeling.
Go and plunder while you sleep;
\tint, i'on e abbagtr t oil may keels
'Ti n t sttpahn4.
Orthographical Romance.
They were returning from the spelling
yea,
Spot 10re," she said, "why did
1 on 11f40 that easy word? I'on spelled
`honor' with. tt `1).'"
"I know it," ho answered, "'Ile lect-
in,* came over me all at once that 1 ,just
eoddn't het along without 'u' Ali,
Oatop,"
11'lth wh1011 old, old story he Iron her,
LONDON'S rot PAPRKS.
Cover 5,000 Acres -An Outdoor Staff of
843 Men and Women.
One of bite most useful activities of
the London County Council has been fu
the extension of the parks system of
the metropolis, which now includes, un-
der the management of the council, near-
ly 5,000 acres,
The napuirclnent.and development has
cost about $8,500,000, and the 001100!
charge for maintenance comes to $5(15,000,
which adds about a half penny in the
pound to the rates, or about two-tenths
of 1 per cent. The cost includes the sal-
aries of est outdoor stnff of 843 men
and women.
The council came into existence in
1880, and suceeded to the metropolitan
board of public works in the care of the
parks, but of course with larger powers,
In all 57 new parks have been added since
then out of the total of 101 that come
under the council's management. -Park
and Cemetery.
AM
A MOTHER
How many American women in
loner homes to -day long for this
blessing to come into their lives, and
to be able to utter these words, but
because of some or$anie derange-
ment this happiness is denied them.
Every woman interested in this
subject should know that prepara-
tion for healthy maternity As
accomplished by the use of
LYDIA E. PiNKHAM'S
VEGETABLE COMPOUND
Mrs. Maggie Gilmer, of West
Union, S. C,writes to Mrs. Pinkham:
"I was greatly ran -down in health
from a weakness peculiar to my sea,
when Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound was recommended to me. It
not only restored me to perfect health,
but to my delight I am a mother."
Mn. Josephine Hall, of Bardstown,
Ky writes :
"I was a very great sufferer from
female troubles, and my physician failed
to help me. Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound not only restored me
to perfect health, but I am now aproud
mother."
FACTS FOR SiCI( WOMEN.
For thirty years Lydia E. Pink -
ham's Vegetable Compound, made
from roots and herbs, has been the
standard remedy for female ills
and has positively cured thousands of
women who have been troubled with
displacements, inflammation, ulcers -
tion, fibroid tumors, irregularities,
periodic pains, backache, that bear-
ing -down feeling, flatulency, indigos
tion, dirtiness or nervous prostration.
Why don't you try it 2
Mrs. Pinkham invites all sick
women to write her for advice.
She has guided thousands to
health. Address, Lynn, Maes.
Would Ask No Mercy.
Mrs. Vick -Senn -What do you suppose
you would do if you were to meet the
fool•killer 1"
Her Husbaml-I'd tell him I was the
man he was looking for, all right. 1
have just given orders to have that new
addition to the house tont down and
built again exactly 01 you want it.
WHAT CAUSES HEADACHE
From October to May, Colds are the most
frequent cause of headache, LAXATIVE
BROMO QUININE rmn00e0 muse. E, w,
Grove on box, rye.
Out of the Dim Past.
Samuel Woodworth had ,just Writ-
ten "The 'Old Oaken Bucket."
"Nothing in it!" he muttered as he
read it over and reflected upon the pro.
bable price it would bring.
But posterity evidently found some-
thing in it.
o •
The Mauretania has four funnels, and
four locomotive; ahrcast could pass
through them,
"What is 'untold wealth,' pa?" "the
property you keel, out of the tax list"
-Herperls Weekly.
Valuable Samples Free
"1 have used your Coltsfoole 15xpootorant
and find It satisfactory in moos of croup,
colds and toughs. I have used It ever since
I got a Wel bottle, and have rncommeudcd
It to everyone In ntxd of )t. You may use
my name and address for testimonials if
you wish, }loping it will benefit others as
It has done my chldren, 1 remain,
MRS. AGNEES COMBER."
10614 Frances St., London, Ont.
Eollsfeote Expectorant la the greatest
cough and throat cure 1n the world. It le
the prescription of a renowned opeclallot.
In order that every family may prove its
unparalleled merits coo Bend a sample bottle
free to everyone who sande us their natno and
address and morttlons this mar. Cam be
had at all druggists at 20c. Send your name
today to Dv. T. A. Slocum, Ltd., Toronto.
016ND FOR FREIE SAMPLE TO -DAY.
Hard Times in Germa
Montreal Witness.)s.
)
Muck has been sold of the seamend oun.
strides Gormally had made le technical edu-
cation, manufacturing and commerce, during
recent yours, English writers have shown
bow In many linea the products of Garman
slits and looms have supplanted those of
the United Kingdom in neutral markets and
oven In the British market at home. During
this period of prosperity population Increased
as It does In all countries at .dates of in-
dustrial expansion. Since the war with
Prance, Germany has been transformed from
an agricultural and military Into a menu -
lecturing end commercial nation, the process
causing a transfer of population, as lu Eng-
land, from Ibo rural districts to the great
city centres of Industry, Everything went
well so long 01 markets could be found for
German goods and the cost of living was
cheaper than In the countries with which
Germany competed. But a change was sure
to come, ea the Kaiser foresaw and endeav-
ored to provide against by his efforts to
establish colonies, create mer satin marine
and its natural complement an efficient navy.
}lnving adopted the protective system, and
being hedged about by nations with tariffs
ca1utlly exclusive, Germouy soon began to
realise her limitations. She was turning out
more goods of alt kinds than she could sell
Al, the stone Ince the cost of living was ad-
vancing and made more costly by the Im-
port duties on foodstuffs from abroad. The
result haus been that the glut of over -pro-
duction bas been followed by reduction 01
wages, and the Industrial classes in cities
find they can no longer dispose 0f their labor
for sulnelont stoney wherewith to purchoe.e
the neeessarles of life,
Germany le now entering on the same
conditions which existed in Great Britain at
the time when the agitation begat for the
repeal of the cern laws. These conditions
are lack of employment for the masses, in-
creased prices for foods, warehouses filled
with uneatable goods and mpital locked up or
sunk in vast national and industrial works
and enterprises undertaken with the Idea that
good times would last Indefinitely. How
these conditions effect the working' people
of Berlin Is shown by the pathetic toles of
novelty recently published, In the first
week of December, according to official
statistics, no fewer than 11,04; children al -
tending the primary schools, under the com-
pulsory edevation law, went without breaks
foot. and had 00 0000pect of n meal at mid-
day or evening when they returned home.
About holt this number received n meagre
portion of food front the Children's Canteen
Society, a charitable organization; the re-
minder wore reported actually starving to
death. Such a horrible state of affairs In
one of the grandest rtnd wealthiest Capitals
of Europe could not be permitted, and the
city had to provide the means for feeding
the little ones slowly perishing for want of
food. Never was there a more striking il-
lustration of the Inek of balance In the
modern Industrial system that results from
so -caned protection. The natural ecmwalcal
forces, reotrieted and perverted in their oper-
ation. recoil upon the weakest first by con-
signing the toners to Idleneeo and their chit,
dren t0 starvation. The fabric of German 10-
dustroliem ds thus; shown to be resting on
a rotten loundntl6n. Nor can there he any
hope of permanent Improvement until theme
is a complete change. The feudal system by
which the laud Is held 111 large estates Hurst
be abolished, and the loll placed within
reach of those who are able and willing to
cultivate It, and Import duties on ti,adotuti,
must be removed, Freedom Is absolutely
necessary to prosperity In these days of
world wide competition. It may prove nec-
essary to go farther and lighten military
burdens, atop the waste of capital In german
ant, unproductive works, Including palaces
and battloeblpe. There can be no more mon-
strous wrongs than Is made evident to ware-
houses stacked with goods and granaries
bursting with food, while millions of human
being are In want of covering and children
are starving for lack of enough sustenance
to keep body and soul together.
Y.
ENGLISH SPAVIN LINIMENT re-
moves all hard, soft and calloused humps
and blemishes front horses, blood spavin,
curbs, splints, ringbone, sweeney, stifles,
sprains, sore and swollen throat, coughs,
etc, Save $50 by use of one bottle.
Warranted the most wonderful blemish
Cure ever known. Sold by druggists,
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Recklessness,
Ruffen Wretz-What'd you do if you
wuz its rich as Rockefeller?"
Greasy Grimes -I'd build a marble
palace with sixty rooms in it, all lined
with gold leaf, 011' call it me bungalow,
•.s
Minard's Liniment for sale everywhere,
s -
Wrote 8,010 Words in an Hour.
At a meeting of the commercial
leachers of Kansas City and vicinity
at the Central high school yesterday
afternoon Otis Dlaisdell, of New York,
wrote 6,010 words in one hour on `a
typewriter, or ninety-three words a
minute. He ,glade flier, errors.
Blaisdell is the typewriting champion
of the United States. His former
high record was 5,720 words an hour.
--Kansas City Star,
Thdre k Only One
l
Thal Is
Lam, r°ath,e Br
Uhl! OP
o Quinine
MED THE WORLD OVER TO CURE A COLD IDI ONE 'DAT.
Always remember the full name.
fier this signature on every box,
Look
Elbe.
CAPTURING AN ENGINE.
How a Plucky Engineer Overtook a
Runaway on English Railway.
Ono of the finest stories in the literary
of the 1114114 7.0 centres 1mind n. rwmtway
engine on the Stockton 6 lhu'lington
line.
The engine was observed by the driver
of another and more powerful one, See-
ing the fugit.ita speeding in the direction
on Darlington he uncoupled his own eat•
gun, crossed the points and set out in
pursuit on the same line, It sari a long
chase, but the pursuer, at top speed,
grnalunlly overhauled the runaway.
At last it tante near enough for the
driver to crawl to the front of his en-
gine and drop a stout chain over the.
tender hook of the other. Ile returned
to his footplate, shut off steam and
screwed dawn his brakes,
This steadied the one in front and so
retarded its pace that the driver was
able now to creep from his own engine
en to the runaway, put on the brake,
0 10 bring it to It standstill, almost in
the crowded Darlington Stntion.-Lon-
den Standard,
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Depressing.
"Ten, it looks 00 if spring bad come,"
said Mr. Ferguson, throwinghis over.
cont and hat onthe loam "but saw n eI n n
g,
discouraging sign as I came in just now
-a most discouraging sign"
"What was it, George?" asked Mrs,
Ferguson,
"The man who owns this house next
door to us has put a 'For Sale' card in
the front window."
I was cured of Acute Bronchitis by
11INARD'S LINI\1ENT,
Bay of Islands. J, 31, CAMPBELL,
I was oared of Facial Neuralgia by
i{INARD'S LINIMENT.
Springhill, N. S. WM. DANIELS.
I 000 cured of Chronic Rheumatism by
AWARD'S LINIMENT.
,P, I'T GLEY
Albert Co., N. L. C 0. A
Passing of Script Cards.
Shaded old English is now lite most
approved form of engraving for visiting
cards, says the New York preen. The
script style, time honored and artietic
though it be, has hod its day, according
to stationers who speak with authority.
Fashion dictates a graduated scale in
the matter of shading effeet, young folks'
cards showing lett delicate lines, while
talose adapted to the middle-aged and old
persons bears medium and heavy trac-
ings respectively. A novel process in
incitation of expensive plate printing
las lately been introduced in the metro-
politan market. The promoters of this
project, state that results equal to high-
priced tool work are available at about
half the figures usually charged.
A new
Black sensation.
A real
Watch pleasure.
Chewing
Tobacco
2270
The big
black
plug.
Clock Made of Straw.
An extraordinary addition las been
made to the exhibition of inventions now
being held in Berlin. A shoemaker nam-
ed Wegner, living in Strasburg, has sent
in a clock of the grandfather shape, near-
ly six feet high, made entirely of straw.
The wheels, pointers, case and every de.
tail are exclusively of straw. Wegner
has taken fifteen years to construct this
strange piece of mechanism. It keeps
perfect time, but ander the most favor-
able circumstances cannot last longer
than two years., -London Globe.
Wh ORMUI,AS of all the 010udard patent
medicines and toilet preparations
now in use; seed 2 -cent stamp for free
list of formulas. Address DR. MERw1N,
Windsor, OM., Canada
Advice.
Miss Penehtoy-Auntie, I find it hard
to entertain Mr. Ketclley, He seems to
have 80 little general information.
Matchmaking Aunt -Then specialize,
my dear; specialize, If Browning is too
deep for him, try hint on baseball.
----a+s
PiLES CURED IK 6 TO 14 DAYS
PAZO OINTMENT is guaranteed to cure any
ease of Itchlug, Blind, Bleeding or Pretends
leg .Piles in 6 to 14 days or money refunded,
10o ---
A Queer Family,
In San Diego, Cal„ most families light
their homes with electricity and cook
with. gas. Such was tate ease where lived
the little six-year-old girl that I'm going
to tell about,
While her mother 0110 combing the
child's hair the friction excited the mag•
110110011 in the rubber comb and the hair
followed the comb. The little este asked
why the hair stood out me. Shortly after
this tic little one remarked, "Mother,
we're a queer family, sin' mer"
"What stakes you think so, my dear?"
[looause t ve cleetricity in my head,
and grandpa has gas in his stomach."
The Cynical Weepier rices to remark
that manatee is always a tie, and some.
Dealt a chain,
Disfiguring Face Sores
HOW TO CURE THEM.
Pimples, face sores, and the kindred erup-
tions common to lute winter and early
spring, are tits worst disfigurements the fair
cm; have to bear. 79(0 Indoor life of winter
has caused Impure matter wldeb 0110 akin
should got rid of for the blood, toremain in
the pores; the p'000e,s of "exhalation" is
Interrupted; the general complexion suffers,
and fust whore the bad platter collects,
Pimples, Peers and soros quloklY epiwar. TO
reawrtl the Impurltlea, rho porn must be
opened end the functions of the skin stim-
ulated, by the vigorous application of Zom-
13uk morning and night, and washing fre-
quently with Zatn-Duk Medicinal Soap. Zara -
iota reaches the root of ohs disease by soak -
Ing through the skin and tissue and 119
powerful herbal juices expel disease and
make the skin do its work, which can't be
done 0)an07 by use of Internal medicine.
Mies MUM Smith, of Somerville Ave., Tor-
onto, says: -my fate was greatly disfigured
by akin eruption which annoyed me dread-
fully 101 months. 1 was advised to try Zama -
Bilk end I atm glad I did for it quickly re-
moved the trouble and my faco is now clear
of all eruptions."
'Lam -Bok mutable no annual fat whatever,
but Is a pure healing salve. It cures cute,
burns, elmfinge, cold sores, itch, eczema,
running sores, ringworm, piles, bad logs, in-
flamed patches, and all diseased, injured and
irritated conditions of the skin. Obtainable
at n11 druggists end stores, ir0c, or post-
paid upon receipt of prions from Zant-Buk
Co„ Toronto,
Nervousness.
Ner8Onalless le Oftel) due to some
poison formed in the blood by the de.
composition of undigested food -in other
words, often arises primarily from in•
digestion.
Nervousness when clue to this cause
may sometimes continue through many
years without causing dangerous condi-
tions. On the other hand nervous dis-
turbances due to this unto -intoxication
or self-poisoning may be immediately
f atal,
Many people, however, stiffer from
"nervous indigestion," as they call it,
for twenty years or more without fatal
termination. In these eases there is of
course n gradual weakening of the gen•
end system which predisposes to many
diseases, and death is always premature,
11011aRy tieing traceable to what is called
heart. failure '-llenil14 Culture,
SHILOiI'S
Quick ease for the worst cough -quick
relief to the heaviest cold -and SAFE
to take, even for a child. Cures
is Shilolt's Cure.
Sold under a guarantee COUOhS
to cure colds and coughs & Colds
quicker than any other
medicine -or your money back. 34 years
of success commend Shiloh's Cure. 25c.,
60c., $1. 318
QUICKLY!
1f you Want to be Loved.
Don't contradict people, even if you're
stare you are right.
Don't be inquisitive about the affairs
of even your most intimate friend.
Don't underrate anything because you
don't possess it,
Don't believe that everybody else in
the world is happier than yon.
Don't conclude Gant you have never
had any opporhulities in life.
Don't believe all the evils you hear.
Don't be rude to your inferiors in so-
cial position.
Don't repent gossip, even if it does in-
terest a crowd.
Don't jeer at anybody-'% religious be•
lief.--C'In•istian World.
Minard's Liniment Cures Dandruff.
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Recreation,
Kind Old Lady (to motorman) --I sup-
pose, young man, that you do get time
for some recreation during the day?
Motorinan-Oh, cert:iinly, ma'am. For
instance, to -night I go off at 12,15, and
I get alt the rest of the evening to my-
self.
• .
Minard's Liniment Relieves Neuralgia. .
Xerxes.
Xerxes 0011' and then drank xeres,
Mounted oft his xanthic throne,
Sailed in xebecs, fished for xiphius,
Played in xyste his xylophone -
But he
Never
Wrote it
Nmas.
Minard's Liniment Cures Burns, etc,
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Disastrous Reaction.
"I was awfully worried about Johnny
when he had that Inst sick spell," said
Mrs. Lapsling, "and when the doctor
told me he was going to get well 1 went
fairly deleterious with joy."
ISSUE NO. 17. 11)08
AGENTS V4 ANTED.
t1ALESMP;N WANTED FOR "AUT.I-
A7 Spray," Drat hand sprayer made. Coal- -
pressed air; automatic. Liberal terms, Cur-
ers Bros, Galt, Ont.
DOGS x012 SALE.
FOR SALE- PEDIIIIIIIF.D IM1'0RT}:D
wire-haired fox Parlor; price $20, Ad-
dress, 102 Merchants 'Dank Ilullding, Mon-
treal, One.
Girl Telegraphers in India.
Acting upon the recommendation of
the telegraph coluntlttee, the Indiautlov-
eminent has just authorized the em-
ployment of women operators.
Phe candidates hetet be between 18
and 30 years of ago, and they must be
unmarried or widows. They must under-
go n training of twelve months ho the
telegraph training classes, during which
time they will receive $0.65 a month,
the same allowance that is drawn by
male learners,
the
Selected candidates on leaving
training classes will be on probation for
one year. Upon appointment they will
receive salaries varying from $10 to
$26.05, which are very largeupon
the
There
T
scale of livingexpenses in India. 1
will be pensions, with no liability to
transfer; but resignations will be com-
pulsory in the event of marriage -alter -
per's Weekly,
Bathe the Baby
with Mira Skin Soap. It cures chafing,
scalp irritation and all skin troubles,
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ToADt MARII(eEalsTrara.
SKIN SOAP
is wonderfully soothing on account of its
antiseptic, healing properties. Grateful
to the most delicate skin, fragrant and
refreshing, It is the best toilet soap as
well as the best medicinal soap,
860 a cake -at druggists or sent on receipt of
price. The Chemists' Co, of Canada, Limited,
tlontilton, 23
Out of the Air.
Recently a parachutist gave several
exhibitions of his daring skill at Glas-
gow. One afternoon a strong wind car-
ried
arried his balloon rapidly away, and it was
some time before he could make a de-
scent. He touched mother earth at a
moorland spot near a farmhouse ,and
an old 01011 stood close by staring in
blank amazement. He had seen the
gaudily dressed being drop down from
the clouds,
"What place is this?" asked the para-
chutist, in an apthoritative tone.
The, old man -reverently knelt down
and clasped his mends together, and his
voice trembled with fervent emotion as
he attsweretl:
"Good Lord, this is the parish of Corn-
wath."
Directions for Making Tea.
Warm the teapot (crockery is best).
Put in a teaspoonful of "Salads" Tea
for every two cups. Pour on freshly
boiled water and allow it to steep (not
boil) from five to eight minutes. Pour
the liquor off the leaves into another
teapot and serve. When made in this
way, if kept warm, "Salado" Tea will
retain its delicious flavor for hours, On
account of its delicious strength a pound
of "Salada" will go as far as a pound
and a quarter of other teas,
Boy Wanted.
Small Boy -ilia says they've got a new
baby girl at the grocer's.
Small Girl -Why, isn't that funny?
Will they have to keep it.
Small Boy -0f course, silly. Why?
Small Girl ---'Cause there's a card In
the window with "Boy Wanted" on 11.
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ITCH
map, Prairie Serateles and wry farm et
lesX wlnut Woliehumanotto Itch on rd's Sanitary lotion!
It DOW WIs, Sold by druggists.
Those Dear Friends.
Nan -This is Jack's latest picture.
Don't '3.4011 think he looks better in pro•
filo than in a front view?
Fan -Much better, dear. It doesn't
Amy his bald spot.
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Relationships In South ')akota.
"I notice she bowed to you. Is she an
old aequaiMance 0”
"Y -yes, we're slightly acquainted. In
fact, she's a sort of distant relation. She
was the first wife of my second wife's
first husband,"
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Why do you use WOODEN Pails and Tubs, when
those made of FiBREWARE are away ahead?
They have no hoops—no seams. They will not
leak, water -soak, or rust, and they LAST LONGER
and COST LESS MONEY.
BUT—you must ask for
Eddy9 Fibrew
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All Good Grocers sell it—and Eddy's Matches