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May 18, 190C
If You have it,you
know it, You
know all
;" about the
heavy feeling
IC it $ in the stomach, the
formation of gas, the
nausea, sick headache,
wand general weakness of
the whole body,
You can't have it a week
without your blood
being impure. and your
nerves all exhausted.
There's just one remedy
for you---- •
a a �r
r i
There's nothing new
about it. " Your grand-
parents took it. 'Tomas
an old Sarsaparilla before
other sarsaparillas were
known. It made.the word -
"Sarsaparilla" famous
over the whole world.
There's no other sarsa-'
parilla like it. In age and
power to cure, it's "The
leader of them all."
11.00 a bottle. Alt Salukis.
Ayer's Pills cure constipation.
inducedetostryy outer Sarsaparilla. Was
took three bottles and now feel like —
a new man..I would adviseall my
fellow creatures to try this medicine
for Rhea Stood the test of time and
Its curative power cannot be ex .
celled." L D. GOOD,
Jan. 80, 1899. • Bmwntewn, V a.
Wahl fire Doctor.
1t yon have any complaint whatever. , -
and desire the beat medical advice you
can possibly receive, write the doctor
freely. You will receive a pron)pt re- -
ply, without cost. Address, •
Da. J. C. AYER, Lowell, MIO,
in 'Odd Coincidence.
"Late one night some years ago In a
western town," said an old telegraph
operator, "I received a message which to give t rattling good story."
read, 'If you wish to see your brother And he did.
alive, you will have to come imnledi•
•:. A Savage Publisher:Francisco and was addressed fo an Old t at.the latter d All 1 a > umblebees butterflies and beetles
1- Take six to ten onions, according to The Crown' s' Pro.
size, and chop fine; put in a largo sp!•
duction O a Great
•
der over a hot fire, then add about the
same quantity of rye ineal and vinegar •
-
enou ;'h to make it a thick paste. In
the tueturatlje stir it thoroughly, let -
'
et
' ting it simmer five or ten .minutes,
Then put in a cotton bag large enough
to cover the lungs and apply it to the
chest as hot ae-tale patient can bear.
When it gets cool, apply another and
thus continue by reheating the poul-
tices, In a few hours the patient will
be out of danger.
Thin simple remedy has never hailed
In this too often fatal malady,
Usually three or four application
will be sufficient, but continue always
until perspiration starts freely from
the chest,
This simple remedy was formulated
many years ago by one of the best ply-
! sicians New England has ever known,
who never lost a patient 6y this dis-
• ease and won bis .renown .by saving
persona by simple remedies after the
best medical talent had._ pronounced
their cases hopeless. Personally -we
know of three persons who were saved
by the remedy last winter in Boston
aftertheirphysicians
h had. i en them
g v
up to die, and if a record was made of
• all similar' eases during the last six
years It would fill a good sized - vol,
ume•—"The World's Progress," •
T y E CLINTON NEW ERA
Cure Per Pneumonia.
•
affective Prayer.
A very. nice and gentle curate went
to a Yorkshire parish where the parish-
ioner�s bred horses and sometimes rac-
ed'them. .lie was asket1 to invite the
Physician, prayers of the congregation for Luck
I Gray. Ile did so. They prayed three
' An Amerloan Reporter.
They have a reporter on one of •the
Williamsburg papers who may not be
much on style, but for'placid, nervy
"get there" he •is a jewel. A little
while ago he was assigned to a' politi-
cal meeting and asked to give a good
.report of It' Now, It. happened that
the festivities were conducted entirely
in Potidit a • language of• which the
young man. knows nothing: This fact,
however•, did not feaze -him a bit. He
made his way through the hall, pushed
up to the plattorin and sat down with
the secretary. For several, minutes he
'--°--• Sundays for Luck gray. On the fourth
the clerk told the curate be need not.
do it any more,
aWhy?" asked the curate. "Is she
dead?"
"No," said the .clerk; "she's won the
steeplechase."
The curate became quite a power in
the parish.
Paine's Celery Compound
The Great Life Renewer
and Health Giver.
A Noted Physician's
Opinion
Pain's Celery Compound was theorown-
ing production of America's most eminent
physioian—Professor E. E. Phelps, M. D.
Snob a physioian could only give • what
was worthy of his great and eleve led elm. -
actor to suffering bum utcy, •Uis beet
hours were devoted tb the perfecting' of
what is now known•kna.n in millions of
bomes in Britain, Eueo,ie and on this cone
tinont as Paine's . Celery Compound, nae
ture's food' medicine for the nerves, • brei,
a co .
After our long winter and. late spring, a
1 -
host f people i
eofeyeryage havebeen e
oh v 1
p p
g
in a weak, languid and depressed oonditiot
of health, The nerves are. unstrung, the
body isemaoiated,•the blood is stagnant
and impure, digestion h faulty andeonetip
ation is doing its deadly wo• 1• •
Your safety, health and future physician
halipinees'demand the immediate use of
Paints Celery Compound, whose Marvel -
lone virtnes'are recognized by our ablest
physicians, many of whom make 'personal
use of it in, their homes. Dr. A. • W. R.
Newton, writing to the proprietors ' of
Paine'd Celery.Compound, says ;
"The formula of Palmer; Celery Com-
pound led me to give it a personal trial, CRAMPS AND COLIC,
and I was much pleased with the result.
I prescribe' it to men and women who have Nothing gives enoh quick and effeotaai
no appetite, cannot sleep; and for the weak , relief from these distressingcomplaints as
daisorders
ndown.. For .his condition, and for Dr. Fowler's Extract of WilStrawberry.
disorders of the blood and nervep, it lies no
equal. It is the best possible energy fjdur• Two Niagara, Falls boys, Beverley
ingtbe spring and summer months." iii
pp
• A Philadelphla Slander.
Bilger—You remember Tompkins?
Yes?. I saw him down at Phtladelpbla.
the otber day. I was in the ear, be on
the depot platform. I stuck my arm
out of the window to shake hands with
biro, and 'do you know before I could
get bold of his hand— .
Jigger—The train started, eh?
"No, my arm went to sleep!" -Types.
' In the northwest provinces of India
goats frequently •eat without any' 111
effect the leaves and green stems of
the ai'au
a or raider, be ml
�, t milky juice '
of which is an acrid polsop for human
beings and is frequently used as 'suck
in Infanticide cases. •
TO PREVENT CONSUMPTION.
Hard to cure; easy to prevent,, •• Scott's
Emulsion nourishes the body, keeps all the.
organs and tissues healthy, and the con-
sumption germs cannot eaten fo'thold.
The United States Consul -General at
Hong Kong cables that the plat ne has
broken out at that port.
Hawley
awl an .Fred Clarke were supper
. ed to be lost on Sunday afternoon till
_ late on Monday, when they.weie found
industriously took notes and finally the " Sixteenth •Century'Apples. crushed • to death under a fallen pile of
secretary, turning to him, pumped out Apples be sodivera of form and sub timber. '
a volley of Polish. .
"I am not in it, dear boy," retorted stance that it were infinite to describe A. CARD''
the young man as he . turned again to •
them all. •Some copsist .more of mire We, the undersigned, do bereby. agree to
• listen to -the speaker.. then -Welter,• ns sour puffs called 'Mala •refnnd'the money,�on a twentyflve cent
Thh 'secretary looked surprised.' FI pulmonea; others more of water then. bottle of Dr, Wills L' nglish Pills, if,• after
pally he went out 'and brought in a . Wind,,iais sour Castaras and Pomo wa- - using three-fourths of contents of bottle,
- man who asked in English: ters. To be short, all apples, may be they do not relieve Constipation and Head.
We also warrant that
fourbottles
,. ., sorted into three kinds,sweet, souro ache. 1 s
Aro you a Polish reporter?" w'11 permanently cure the most obstinate
"_'.Nope." wa$-.the . rept „''I am am and unsavory. Sweet apples ease the ogee of Constipation. Satiefaotion or .no
Americen one:" : cough, 'quenellathit st, etre-inolancholly,. -pay when- Wills'• English ilis'are need. .
"Do you understand our language?" comfort the'lleatt and head,',especiaily H. B. Combe, Chemist te Druggist, Olin -
"I never beard it: before," retorted - if they: be fragrant and odoriferous,: ton ; J. E. ' Bovey. Disponeing' (lhemist,.
the scribbler, "'but I think I have pick- and luso give a laudable, nourishment. ,Qli.nton; Watts &'Co„DrugsandMedioines,
Sydney Jaokeon Druggist, '
ClintonQin.
C1
,.
Sotire apples hinder spitting, straiten
,gR
h a n
P P ,
ed u enough'
P g
(� oug since 1 have been hero ton..
the brest r e and hurt tilestomach,
,,g 1R i
.' encrease phlegin and 'weaken memory.
Sweet apples are to"be'eaten at the '
beginning. of meat, but soure and tart Plante That intoxicate,'
ately' The message came. from San The .late J. Schabelitz, • the - famous apples a •lea et en . apples are '
worst raw,and best baked nor preserve are habitual drunkards. : In some 'o1
man who lived across the street from Zurich publisher and • author, was 'a th t t i alight
y . shrewd business man, an excellent lin ed' e southern..s a ea insects a g Oil '
the station so I put on m hat and:• i'lrilt of Macedonia and Alexander, 'certain' plants, drink heartily, from the
„ iris sou, from wholne
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titpire 'Mundt, r ti. tu a.t,,iataming. 1 'G�O^
The reason why the tuee•lutnlsiu for 1 6; '
making the noises tluttative mallow to
a play are never even by the audience
is because. the Illusion would be com-
pletely destroyed if its operations were
exposed to view, explains Prank Pyles ,
in The Ladies' home Journal.
The noise of the waiter Palling down 1
stairs with a tray of dishes, tor in•
stance, is simulated b, dropping as of-
ten as necessary a basket tilled with
bits of broken china, and a cylinder of
ailk, turned with a crank, drawing the
cloth over wooden -flanges, gives aper-• a
feet rain and wind storm. A'lightning
accompaniment is made by touching •
1
an ordinary file to a bit of carbon, both
on live wires, slid thunder by rolling . f
tenpin balls in a long, narrow, wooden
trough. ' '
The • rumble of the wheels of a car-
riage is imitated with a vehicle like a
'miniature freight car run on a Wooden
teack, and a stalking of wood .or metal
in hard or soft• surfaces serves to con-
alnce an audieueo, of the approach or
departure of a horse. When there is
war, a single shot or two is usually
the 'real thing, but aa rifle volley effect
is obtained by rapidly beating a dried
calfskin with rattans, while heavy
on a bass drum will n
strokes th i co fey
the idea of cannonading.
If this mechanism were seen In op-
eration by an audience, it would make
the whole performance seem ridiculous.
0 -o -o 0 0 0
The Slater Shoe for Boys
Made with the knowledge that .most foot distortions are the result of
wearing ill -shaped shoes in youth, when
the bones of the foot are passing through
the developing stage,
Boys who wear " Slater Shoes ”" will
I I�� never be troubled with foot ills in afterlife.
,�` Just made a's carefully as father's, same
selected material, same expert workman,
ship, same perfected machinery. -
Sizes, "Little Oents't' 8 to 1254
Youths' to to 24
Boys' 3 to d/ -
Prices $2.5o and $3•oo, stamped on the
Goodyear welted sole in a slate frame.
•
Longevity of Whales.
Some light was thrown upon the sub-
ject of the vitality of whales by finding
one of these animals in -Bering sea In
1890 with. a "toggle" harpoon bead in
i.ts body bearing the mark -of the Amer-.
lean whaler Montezuma. That vessel
was engaged In .whaling in Bering' sea
about ten years, but. not later than
1854. She was. afterward sold to the' -
government and was sunk- in. Charles-
ton harbor during the civil war. to serve
as an obstruction. Hence it Is estimat-
ed the: whale must have -carried the
harpoon not less than 36 years. -
' In connection with this fact William
H. Dail gives an account in The Na-_
tional Geographic Afagazine. of a dis-
cussion with Captain 111. P. Herendeen
of the United States National museum'
of cases of whales that have'lieen••sup-
posed . to . have made . their way from'
Gre'enland waters .to Bering strait and
to have been' identified by. the harpoons
they 'carried. While ,it Is very: likely •
that the whale really aeakes the pas-
" Catalogue
G 4 b• 1 4 5 4. a 0 I G *LTJ -'0.4 b 1 G
Jackson Bros, .Sole agents for Clinton.'
For torpid Liver,
A Poor Digestion,
Flatulence,
Constipation, -
Biliousness and
Sick Head -Ache.
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TAKE
e1LLs
They are Safe, j
Mild, Quick -acting,
Painless, do not weaken,
And always give satisfaction.
Theyare the most reliable Household •Medicin known,'and
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can be taken•at any•season by Adults or Children.
ALL THE LEADING -DRUGGISTS -SELL- BRISTOL'S PILLS, .
,.sage. _an uncertiono:L mast_ ales be
.allowed;• for .ships were .often cluing-
ing ownership, and their tools were
sold and put on board of other vessels, .
�.
and .harpoon 1 •oi were sometimes les iw
,irons es i g
:en et..traded to Eskimos.- It tbetefete
'becomes 'possible. that, the animal was
struck with a secondhand lain.-Popu--
lar' Science.
went over and delivered it,• seeing that - guest, a skillful. writer and' probably• P blossoms and fall to the ground eta There lino more trying -work than the
It was important that he should have it rhaps a curious.
the• most When •
ecelisber who ever and skilful herald may derive our Lang pefled, After awhile they rise •and fly weaver's. • Added to the confinement, the
heatonce. • lived. he Accepted' the famous heat and the impure aft; there is often an..
"The old man caught the train that memoirs of Count'von Arnim,. be •wrote . . eeehh'e men,' Were called . Philomell a around, just as drunken' men would do
p' amount of phys-
on the'postal card with the acceptance pie lovus:'beeause they• were never if they had the power of flying. Their � acat'etertion
left at midnight, and while be was buy- . without apples In their pockets. Yea, . antics are especially amusing • unless " . I which seems m-
ing his ticket he told me that the mss- the proviso, I reserve the right to cor-, one does; not knoll* what is the trouble.. .
sage referred to his brother who had rest your infernally bad grammar." all ,lltacedonians, his countrymen, did ' i credible. In the
To an as irifi�o, 'love thein that having neer Babylon • In. this case the suspicion that the. in- ` i • manufacture of
left home 20 years before and from P g poet who 'bad' sub..: 4
witted manuscript ` he answered p snrpt iseil a frniterer's Goy they strived sect world has: gone crazy Is upper- . ,� �? • 'plush, : for ex -
whom he had heard nothing during all 3' for it that many Were drowned.—Dr. . most.
that time.
postal a ,card : "Iof r . us'et o' b edisgraced'
., _ „A seientiat who had observed the
•
1'h Ina 1 ffet in '1, 3 •
"The next. night a party called and by printing your doggers!. I don't re- o, s io t . , .
asked if there were any messages for turn the copy because. you'didn't in-. • -
him, giving the same name as the old close enough. postage. ' If you will send
man who had left the night before. He 'it, with the price of :this' taro. 1 will;,., swallowed it and' in - a 'few minutes.
must have noticed that 1looked .athim.:send it to you, _but i don't think think the': You Will notice in thisiseue the big list. found his pulse beating'faster and '
Tether blankly, for he went on to ex- . stuff is worth "the 'extiellse" on. your '•of•prssents•we••are giying free with ,11,00.. -rise of temperat»re.. Then.11e.,dlstilled;_ the Breathe m
plain that he had a brother' In. califon•' part.", or $2.00 mail orders of any price Tea or y
' doe or till an age)?
t is . some of the blossoms and gave himself a vitiated -air 'fined With particles of dtista-
nia who was sick and that he Was aux. �' ' One or his postal cards to' a novelist ..Coffee, eta, for 60 y
our district
to-' appointed its We will give to
a' hypodermic .injection In the arm. ' poisonous coloring matter and other sub -
Help Wanted.,
drinking and its. results- collected a
teaspoonful of the pollen to see lf' it
would. affecta•man.tlte same way. He,
ample, those
\'-whoeutthepi1e
• h
aboave t thirttowalk
u
, miles a day.
And with every
Y
step, of that
thirty miles
utiles
us to hear from him. ' read nbout• as follows: . "For ,t?eavene pp y
'• , salve, come anti take away.the annai- Sour easterners' or friends every article • became decidedly dizzy as a result, . $y.. stances, • irritating. to the throat and.
Well, it turned out that the• mss• riiettoned in the $i 00 or. $2 00 list and iffurther experiments be:'found an oil de, lungs: Itis no wonder thaot or hates
sage that I had received- the night be mile mass of pap!>r, you reit. Here for you gplantshands have an obst ate c ug r that so
f
it d d f hi II • Tile to loop •atl'� Y will canvass a few friends and' et us a rived from these which affects of thein die of lung trouble.".
ore was nen a m n. a tras.A ''•
• club order and send us in '25 one. dollar or- ' human beings and animals alike.—New
. many
u gales IWagons
First•class..from $65 to $80.1 46: r
FRFI) RUMBALL, Clinton
Do You Deal: With STs ?.
If Not . , Why. Not ?
We are here to supply your assets; to:a certain extent. We carry in stock a
great variety.of goods and sell them on a very close margin of profit, -
We give 16 oz 00 the pound and 36. inches to' the yard r,r i d .not take more...
We have a supply of field seeds, viz.—Timothy, Red, Alsike and Lucerne. •
Clover,. Orchard Grass, Flax, Rape, Millett, 6: Rowed Russian Barley, Banner and New
Zealand Oats. White Beans and no end of garden seeds. We'have S;iades, Shovels,.
,Forks, etc., Wire both plain and barbed, Nails, Glass, etc.
We are making a special sale of ready made Clothing and Tweeds, ry . cheap.
We have Wall Paper, Brushes, Brooms, Soap, Carpets, etofor'apring....
Our Millinery -always pleases -the eye and is not hard on the puree.
Our terms are cash or produce for which we always pay the highest prices
Consult' your own interests and you' will giye us a fair trial. ,
• stranger In the town. and .chanced• to ' An atnbitiout; historian wits ents'hed dere or 15. two orders, we will present you York Telegram. It le to oper'ativee whose work makes -
bear the same name as the oltl ',n:in - by the Pollee -Ing, written, like all of bis • with a heavy gold plated wateb, closed case, g theini pecul;arly liable to tun• disease
that Dr. Pierce a Golden Medical Dia
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whom I had sent on n wild goose ehaso col l.i'ep00(11 nee. upon a. postai card::