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Tour dOotOr Itnerws all about
f0Ode and. Inedioines.
The next time you see WTI
juet ask him what he thinks
of
scors [moon
Of .0ladsTaiVer Oil 'With Hypos
PhOeiShitee, We are PWIlling
to Waist in hie answer.
Piar twenty-five years doo-
tore have preeicribed our
Erntslericin for paleness, weak -
nem, nervous exhaustion, and
fors,all diseases that cause
leSse fieslit-
Its oreamy color, and -its
(40 splea,sant taste .zatiko it es..
tally usieful for thin and
delicate children.
No other preparation of cod -
Barer. oil is like it. Don't lose
time and risk your health by
taking something uxtknosna
gad Untried. .ICeep in mind
,t Nat' SCOTT'S EMULSION
has. stood the teat for a
quarter of a century.
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SCOTT BO 4,14, Chemists, Toronto.
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411Cheers(' In swisa
The social rank of a family 111 SwIts
wetland is estimated by the age of its
cheeses and the greater the respect due
to or the affection for a guest the older
Is the cheese set before him. There
. are In each pantry at least as IslanY
cheeses as there are boys and girls in
the family, for at the birth of every
child ‘a cheese is made.
It is first cut into on his or her wed-
ding day, on which festive occasion all ..
the guests partake of a piece of the
groom's and the bride's cheese in order
to secure for them all earthly thrift
and happiness. The rest is served as
a token of friendly souvenir and heart-
felt mourning after the tomb has clos-
ed over his or her earthly career.
Moreover, when a Swiss. youth falls
In love and wfshes to pay court to the
girl of .his hart' he goes to her father
and asks permission to share the famis
ly dinner next Sunday. . This' is al-
ways granted if he is respectable, fo-r-
it would be considered a deadly insult
to refuse. The anxious question in his
• mind is, ."Will pain bring . out the .
cheese?" . •• .
Papa does not usually hurry to re-
lieve his fears, having the family dig-
nity in mind and wishing to proceed
with due deliberation. If he is indeed
satisfied with the suitor, he at length
rises from his seat, goes. solenshly to
the cupboard, takes down the oldest
piece of cheese, splits it and hands a
piece to the youth and one to the maid-
en, and from tbe moment they have
tasted it they are betrothed.
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Both Rad Been out.
"The revenue cutters of the United
States, as you may know," said en
offi-
cer of one of them who likes his little
joke, "confistatheir services, which are
really invaluable to the -government, to
g lndeed t
"rools Their Tartar.
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A young man residing in the Perth.
ern section Of the city had been coifing
for some time on a young woman, In
fact be thoroughly enloyed the cern
pally of ber whole family, One mein
he called and of the father who an
swered his ring he made his usual in
quiry, "Ave the folio in?" He was an
swered In the affirmative and asked t
Step in
Ile was ushered into the parlor, au
after the old gentleman bad eugaged
conversation with him for about
quarter of an hour he excused himself
went out, and the eldest son next enter
ed and entertained tile young man fo
about a quarter of an hour. Then an
other brother and sister, and the young
Matt's truspicions were somewila
aroused ween the mother took he
turn. A. little sister came next, follow
ed in turn by the family cat, which
rubbed itself against the young man's
newly pressed trousers.
• He gave•a sigh of relief when, after
an hour spent in misery, his sweet-
heart made her appearance. Ile begged
of her to "put him next" to the joke,
and between her bursts of laughter she
informed him that "since he was try-
ing to court the whole family papa
thought they bad best take turns."
It is unnecessary to say tat he failed
to see the joke and has ceased bits at•
• tentIones-Reading Eagle. •
THE CLINTON NEW ERA.
A Track That Won.
A. few Weeks ago. a pretty little 11
rislan actress was appearing at a th
*der iuGieneva. Olt the lea night of
- the play a tall, well dressed man Sent
g in MS card and asked permiseilon to
- thank her personally for the pleasure
• that • her perforraances had given to
• , hins. Ile entertained her at supper
o and asked permission to see her off at
tlze atationon the foliowing day. He
d arrived with his grooms who was ear.
n rying a tremendous bouquet of flowers.
a, lie told her that he had telegraphed
, to his brother, who was in Paris and
• Who had Influence both whir the press
r and .the theatrical managers and that
he would meet' her on her arrival In
• Parts. To the astonisbment of the
t actress all thls turned outto be true,
r •and she found a magnificent carriage
• at the station. A fine dinner followed.
The girl was dumb witb astonish..
went. Her host told her that it was
. all for the sake of his brother, whom
he loved dearly, and he spoke pathea
Ically of the beautiful bouquet that
she carried and which was made up of
Solversculled in the garden of the old
• homestead, She offered him the bou-
quet instently, and he accepted it with
a thousand thanks, :
Now she has found out why she was
asatirti
1 The Mension House Vend tor the relief
03' 1 of the Ottawa -dull fire sufferers emonele
te to $80,000.
1 Weims, tbeso p0518 o chfldhoo.Io
readily destroyed, end expelled by the usr
of Dr. Low' e Worm, Syrup. It is easy to
taite and contains no parodic, s
• Nicknamed by Architect.
These young architects are merciles
chaps when they are discussing the
work of some one else. The spire of
one of the new churches in Boston al-
ways attracts my attention. Away
up aloft there are angels, gracefully
poised each with a trumpet at mouth
and leaningfar out on the. air that
swims around them. I have admired
that group most mightily. I vvas (coin -
meeting in that strain in the hearing
of a Boeton architect. •
"Of what church are you speaking?"
queried the arebitect
I told him.
"Oh, yes," said he carelessly, "the
Church of the Holy Beanblowers.
That's what conies of lack of sense of
proportion. Those trumps. are too
slender."
• And now I can no longer admire that
seraphic group on the spire. • I strive
to think of angels, and I fetch up by
thinking of beanblowers. •
• And another church in Boston is fn
architects' thrms the "Church of the
Holy Thermotinter" on account Of
some decoration meant to be iniposing.
nd another is the "Church of the
Kindergarten Steeples" -for there Is
one big spire surrounded by lots of lit-
tle kid spires-"walting to grow," say
the architectural ,Phillatines.-Letris-
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ton Journal.
Look lietore Von Leap.. •
Once upon a time there as a •young
man who believed what the books said:
He left the farm and came to the
great y to rnaker une and to
climb the. ladder of fame. The books
said a great deal asset the ladder 'of
fame, sothe young man exercised him-
self en copybook morals and poor Rich-
ard's almanac in order to be able to
chin himself up a round at a time.
He was especially strong on,- run-
away horses, and one day, to his grati-
flcatlofl,h plunglng
down the , crowded Street. Be could
not see any fainting maiden attached,
but stilt be knew this was his oppor-
unity. sprang for, the bridle, but
for any one of them ettept dicta° o; the
Bering sea petrel to venture, any clie•;,
• tance out to sea.'. Nor is this Tule an t
;unsatisfactory one, for, say what you
please about it, sea :service' Is. not as •
pleasant as the noveints and -other tie -1
prancers would have -yeti -believe. •• f,
• "But I am getting off of rely story,. .•
which applies thabe cutter Grant when a
she was doing duty in New York bay .
and IleinitY, ,Stairething hid happened
to call her down- the. shore Somewhere,.
and she left the bey one; afternoon, and:. a
early the' nett 'Morning,. while,alic•warit
bowling along it about seven knots tins f
•honr, sag hailed 'a -big four. master.- `' .• b
" 'What ship is. that?' . caine the cry. 0
from the Grant. • •
"'The Royal Bengal Tigers 243 days t
out from Calcutta,' came the reply. b
'Whit ship Is that?'
"'Revenue cutter Grant,' was the . a
plaintive ansseets 'and we've been out
all night.' "-Washington Star.
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hit the front Wheel Insteat and , was
projected with violence int the gut.
er, Six months later, when he carte
ut of the hesPital, he was sent to the
Home For the IleeblemInded for try -
ng to stop afire marshal In the per -
entrance of his duty.
Moral -Qt your opportunities label.'
d.-Dartmo h Litemry Monthly.
A prophet indeed has no honor in his
wn country. An English ,gentleman
who had gone to Brentwood on an out -
ng tour, finding .himself in need Of
ooks in order to begnile a heavy hour
r two, stepped into a bookstore of
Ruskin's village and asked the lady at-
endant if she had -any of the thinker's
ooks. "Yes,", shesreplied. "There
were some, but they were int -soften
siEhd for." .
Having obtained the book he desired,
e asked her what she thought of the
reat critic and teacher. Her ideas of
uskin's personality were very vague,
owever, and she excused her igno-
ance on the ground that the people
bout there did not seem to trouble
uch about him. As for herself, she
knesv him as "the old gentleman
ho only 'fiad 'a clean collar once a
eek."
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A Bold Little Bird.
The honeybird is a. well known .deni, b
sen of many parts' of the Transvaal
It has the unique peculiarity that .it .a
does not fear men and women,- but _fa
actually files up to them, :uttering. a
plaintive low note ands- flying about w
their heads, tiles to lead them pa. to w
the nearest eluinp of rocks or kopje.
The bird knows full well that under a.
certain rock lies a store of heney, con•'••
coaled by the cunning bees, and, roes t
honey being. as much esteemed by
birds as by 'Inman beings, the clever
little fellow tries to !mince e frienSily k
being Witir two ,strollg bands to pm!)
aside tte 'rock, .that it may get Is •.1
—
If it succeeds in Its- object and the
travelee On the veldt, attracted by the
bird's fiutterings to and fro between
himself and the rOCICR. .iltnik the hetioy,
the bird changes its pleanive tone to
one of joy and Weems e, as much as to •
• , Pat's HAPPY 'Wish.
judge -So the arisoner bit you on
he head with a briek. did he?
bacGinty-Yis, yer honor.
Judge -Rut it seems he. didn't quite
111 you anyway,
McGinty -No, bad 'cess to him, but
Svishin he had Otdo be,
alldge.Whsr.de youswiah. that? .
McGinty-Begory, thin 01 would
have seen the schoundrel hanged. for
murtheri-Chicago News.
• Staying at Home,
A lady residiag in North Columbus -
meeting a girl the other day who had
lately been In her service inquired: •
"Well, Mary, where do yoU live
noWl" •
"Please, ma'am, I dOn't live no-
where," rejoined tbe girl. "Pm mar-
ried." -Indianapolis Journal.
The American Bible soelety circu-
lates the Scriptures In 96 tongues, be-
sides our own speeeht 28 European, 39
Agitate, 8 Oceanic, 9 African, 9 Ameri-
can Indian and 3 South Anlerican
lan-
guages rind dialects.
Although the Transvaal is 1,000 mites
nearer the equator, the temperature
averages mob lower than at Cape
Town.•
't'Sent firee by Mali.
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Ladies' or gents' superb ivory handled
knife, or gold plated chain, or beautiful
plated scissors, or latest pocket books, or
silver latter knife or auger spoon, or five
sheets of lidest musici and handrail of
beautiful novelties of merit (no spaoe to
ineatian tete) 4fecnii With dire aothit mail or.
der 0? Orieletiamie any prise tees or coffees,
andae, baking -powder, oh000late, pepper,
Musteirdsginger, etb, at 25o., 30o., 35o,, and
40os a pound.
4. $2.0 poet by mail gets you any two
:articles In the $1.00 list or dossheavy plat
ea sifeer fake, or tea, table, dessert:spoons
or i• doz. granite pie plates, or large sauce
dish, preserving kettle, or Splendid large
telt or coffee pottaliDavidaon's famous gran -
Reward. Your chokes
Trial order Will ceinvinee you Of the NW':
Ing and eirceptional quality; agents wanted.
Stamp for big prize lot Write to us. So-
led your prize or wa will for you; 3 and 4
lbs Order of anything $1,00, Mc and 8 lbs.
order $2,00. Mention what you Went,
thee or coffees, or some of each.
GREAT PAOIVIO TEA. 00.,
1464 St. Oatharine St., Montreal,. Quo,
treated so well. She had been the
means of sraugglIng watch springs to The statensent of the British Board
the value of ;10,000 into Paris. of Trade for the namth of April shows
increase of £3,264,900 in imports and
Has New Stove. • ' 13,187,600 in exports.
In London, England, there axe
000 people who do not attend a plebe of
' worship.
kith Jelin Weldon of Collingwood w as
found dead in her home, and her husband
and son are under arrest.
1 DYSPEPSIA EIGHT YEARS.
Nine bottlee of Laxa-Liver Pills oured ine
of dyspepsia and painsin the stomach after
I had suffered 8 years and could get nothing
to do me auy good,
. • Nes Aria Listuraoa, 'leer River, N.S.
John A. Tiffany, who keeps a temperance
hotel in Delaware Village, is charge with
forging the names c f resideets ot the dis-
trict to a petition whidli accompanied an
application for a tavern license,
°tying to ill health, Mr S. liaison,
• Clerk and Treasurer of Paris, Ont.,
has resigned. Mr Thos. McOosh was
• appointed to fill the PI ce.
A severe cold settled on my throat and
lungs A1:1 ih It I could hardly speak. Aber
other retnelied failed I tried Dr. W nbd'e
Norway Pme Syrup • and one bottle of it
completely cured me.
Mas Tiros. Curren, Northport, Ont.
HI Drew, who lives in a village The rising of peasants in the vicinity of
not miles away, came into town last Rub:shirk, Bugaria, is assuming alarming
• proportiorits. The peasants havesueoeeded
week • n the sly to buy a birthday gift
• in dsarmms SOnle troops, and have ueed
for hi wife. He east about vigorously rifles against others, ,
and struggled In a valiant Way through
the crowds, finally being • washed
• ashore in the doorway of a hardware
establishment. Despairing of fighting
his way any farther, he made up his
tnind to make his purchase right there.
• Martha: wanted a new stove, anywey.
So he allowed himself to be taken in
hand by an energetic salesman and lia;
croon purchased for ;21 an article that
was guaranteed to cook anything and
everything all at one time. He bad it
expressed out to the village and by
cunning strategy succeeded in getting
It set up In the kitchen the next morn-
- Mg without Martha's knowledge. When
she saw it, she bugged him and beinn-
ed all over with tVelight. Then he went
• out and killed a young sucking Eng and
wo chickens and prepared Or a royal
• spread.
Suddenlf.a bia.nk look. passed over
the old man's face..
"Why, What's the matter, Drew?"
• exclaimed his Wife.
"Leokit here!" be cried. "Here I've
• been and bought a darn gas shive •for
$21,, and there ain't no gas for Pine
miles."--Ohicago Times -Herald. •
• • • some time: -Oue Morning while hunt -
lag in the hush he espied the old man
In an 000no, tree gathering the apples,.
He at once bred an arrow at the man,
• striking him • threugh the chest and
. While the body was falling placed an•
arrow in the neck. Fortunately
for, himself he managed to teach the
nearest Spanish settlement. before any
LITTLE Bur SuAnoanla,-Er, Von Stan's
Pineapple Tablets are not big nauseous
dues thet contain injurioue drngs or nar-
cotics -. they are toe pure vegetable pepsin
,the medicinal extract from Sue luscious
fruit, and tablete are prepared in as Wilt.
able form as the fruit itself. The rensedy
' searches out the weak spots in the digestive
organs-enonurages and stimulates them -
60 in a box, 85 mate.
• Quick Arrow: Shooting. .
The Maya [willies -have acqutred.ex-
traordinary dexterity with the bow and
arrow, Which, with the spear, is their
only weapon, though the boys before
The Profeesor'e Foresight,
Professor Frederick von 'Matthias
who holds the chulr of international
law In the St. Petersburg& university
and; is a frequeat representative of the
czar in legal councils of rooMent. Is
not a RusSion citizen, nor even a Rua -
Sian subjeet, but a ehilosaphic German.
lie Is a notable linguist and author,
and at the Venezuela arbitration eon-
fetenee in Paris, where he readthe de-
cision of the commission, be had a
pleasant fashion of addressing' each
delegate lu his own language. One of
the English jurists wonderedbow tire
professor was .able to keep ux his
knowledge of so many modern tongues.
The professor replied; "It Is self de -
Cense You see, in case 1 lose my °bah
1 wish to be prepared for any offeryou
foreigners may make" Saturday
Evening Post,
sales', re prattle.
• Every iFintiller belleres that the only
safe place Maley lire Is the recent scene
of some canummile eseapade. • When
defending a Port or ea nib. the wounded
are generally phietsi in the breaches, as
the enemy is not illarly to waste pow-
der and shot ein polnts\which have al-
ready been cleared of all . barricade;
The same holds true of naval engage-
ments. Sailors much prefer to sit in
some yawning gap still hot and smok-
ing trona •the effect of a splintering
es in • ball than behind the stoutest
ark, •
Progress.
An Egyptian paperannounces that.
"first class, up to elate,..modern dining
;Ars" are to be run this season between .
Cairo. and Luxor, and that "an Ameri-
can dentist has started In business at
A ssouan, which is on the edge of the
Sudan." A "palace hotel" at Khartum
forthe special tweet:laudation of tour-
ists will also tie completed end opened
for business In about three months.
•
• Malaga usually bas about 16 rainy
days a year and at least 200 days
when there is not a cloud in the blue
sky. ••
•
4Be1gium spends 1.213,000 francs a
dity on strong drinks
they are strong enetigh to draw the
Children Cry for'
•squirrels and small' birchi. 'The bowl' OR IA. Sea, sonable
strip of rawhide, with which they kill .
May 18, 1900
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and Soothing Syrups. It contains neither Opium,
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'bow often use a sling Made" from a
are obout five feet long, made 'of a
• thin, .tough 'strip of einem palm, well
seasoned. . The arrows are -usually car-
ried in e tiger skin quiver and can he
used with marvelous rapidity, 'as the
*following ineideitt will show:* -
. A chief of the LacOndones of my ac-
quaintance isimed•Caneit had been on '
bad teinfs with his father-in-law for.
The building laborers of London, Ont.,
are out on stike. • • •
• There are thirty million persons in
South America who have never seen a
Bible. .
• The 20th quadrennial oonference of the
Methodist Episcoind Ohurch opened , at
Chicago.• •.
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• THE Hu 0 , few
points from the recent Hell Ot tawa tire -
are learnt: -Number of lives lost, 10;
• number homeless, 15,000- number of
buildings deslroyed, 1,900; estimated
• loss, $10,000t000- origin of the fire de
ective flue private dwelling; dura-
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tion froin stai t until under control, 12
• hour ;territory covered around Ottawa
estimated at 1600 acres. •
BRA.VE MEN FALL
Victims' to stomach, liver and kidirey
troubles and feel the results id loss
of t tes b k h , ,
headache and tired, run-down feeling,
but "Electric Bitters• ere just the
thing for a man" writes3. W. Gardner, of
Idaville, Ind., "when he 18 all run-down. .
and don't care whether he liees.or dies. It
did more to giye me new strength and good
appetite than anything I could take. I can
now eat anything and baye a new lease on
Me." Only b0c. Every bottle guaranteed
-by alldruggists. • ,
The projecilf selling the Danish West
Indie tb the United States has now been
given up.
. The fourteen.montinadel boy of Mr
and Mrs J, T. C. Laing, of Centreville,
was burned to's:teeth.
Amos Loyst, a fifteen year old boy
fell off c, freight train at Comber and
waskilled.
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Vekt MIN THE SAWS OF A LION.
-risliant Major Swanie tells otbeing
knocked senseless by', a lion that lacerated
his arm. His thrilling escape from the
Jews of death is only equalled by Dr, Ring's
• New discovery for Consumption, ivhIch has
saved thousands from desperate Throat
and Lung troubles, "All doctors said my
wife woithi soon die of Oonstimption,14
writes L. C. Overstreet, of Elgin, Tenn.,
but your wonderful medicine completely
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Bunsen and His Veal Outlet..
• Absentmindedne is was a 'marked
trait in. Bunsen's character, and many
amusing anecdotes are told of the diffi-
culties it brought him. The statement
that he remained a- baciselorsbecauses
.he forgotble•wedding day is of course
apocrypha), Be is the other about hie
petting • on a suit 'of garinents on the
top of others that he had forgotten to
take oft, but the following came under
my personal observation: 1.
Bunsen.used to dine every day at a
little table reserved for him in a res-
taurant connected with the hotel in
which I lived. One spring he fell into
the habit Of ordering veal cutlets and
asparagus as the chief item for his
meal, and without reilection or feeling
that a change 'of diet woUld be agree-
able he continued to order "kalbs
cotelette and ;Target" daily for several
weeks until one day the kellner grave.
ly informed him that asparagus was no
longer in sestina and could liot be imp -
plied.
Bunsen seemed to be immensely tak-
en aback. and to realize for the that
time that he had been dining on one
dish for a long period. He Seen re.
eoVered himself, however, and asked
the Waiter for the bill of fare, from
Which, after careful examination, he
ordered mutton chops and peas, and
this was his daily diet Up to the UM.
changed my hotel.-Sclence.
MIMING OVERTIME, I
Eight hour lewd are ignored by those
tirelese little workers -Dr. King's New •
Life rills, Millions are always at work,
night and day, paring Indigestion, Bilious
nese, Constipation, Hick Headache and all
Stomaeh,Liver and I3owel troublea. Easy,
/gement; eafo, RUM. Only 25a at all drug
stores.
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children Cry for
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have on ,hand a quantity of the ,
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OURTAINS
They are..two weeks earlier than the Berly
Rose, good producere, are dry and -mealy • .
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w en riling. Mr. Tease Jackson last
season raised 13 beanie from half a bushel
sown, and Blaokall _raged a Went
pail from three hills, '
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• en Paine's Celery Coropound a •trial for
your failing health, do so at once; Wa re-
commend it. H, B. Combe,Druggist, Clin-
ton, Ont.
,
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Hike nil- Over,
DuffyilIrs. Keay, it ,pains me t'
• infarna.yez that yule' hoosband has Mat.
bin blowed oop bol a doinamoite ear-.
thridge. We found his head in wan lot..
• an his' body, in another. tot, an his lige
.in another lot, an his armsan fate in.
another lot ••
• Mrs. ' Kelly (proudly) Begorrah,'
that's Molise all 'over!-Harper's Week-
ly.
IIXtieperatinsr, •
"Gee whizz, how my wife does ag-
grawate -MeV" •
surprise me. Surely she doesn't
henpeck your!
• "No, It's her awful meekness. When-
ever we have an argument and. Vm in
• the right,. she.alwars sighs and says,
'012,• very well, deer. have it your own
• wayi' "-Pbliadelphla Press.
• Inionetatent
"Yon ke me waiting so lone" com-
\
kplained th eustorner.
. "Madam, '+• said the worried grocer:,
• who was e onornizIng In his business
by employing only one clerk, "ald't you
.111e,W.0.14.441-thatswas in hereyesterday-
kicking about short Weights?"-Ohica,
• ka Tribune.
Don't Chide the
Children.
Theft Geoid the little
ones it the bed le Web In
ohilds fault. 1519 sufTer
Ing from a 'weakness of the kidneys and
bladder, and weak kidtieya need strength.
ening-thet's Alt You can't afford to risk
deiay. Neglect may *retail a lifetime oI
laffforing and tnietry. • '
DOAN'S
KIDNEY PILLS
strengthen the kidneye and bladder, then
• all trouble ift at an end. ,
Mra.E. Muer, 0. London, Ont., mother,
living at 409 Grey St., treys:
"ify little daughter, aix y
had week kidneys since birth. Last Fob -
runty 1 got a box of Doan's Kidney.Pilli
at Strong's drug store. Since taking them
she haa had no More kidney trouble of any;
•kind, I gladly make this statement be.
cause of the benefit My child had rankled
from this medloina,"
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6* Although the price in Mil- .1:
• • linery goods have gnne u,p 4
;5 I will eontinne to dispose +
• ?•my new stock at the regu-
X lar prices. 'Watch for bar -
4.• gains in Mitlinarv*
• eall and seethe new
'e styles and Shapes. • S
•
2:wserredntice loss ROSS., ..••
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BUM BALL'S
WATCH AND
JEWELRY STORE
;rust seceived a lot of new Belts,
Buckles, Pulley Belte,Bangle Brace-
lets, etc. The latest goods in the
market.
We make specialty of fitting
SPectaoles and Eye Glasses,
Eyes etamined free. • •
AAAWAAAANNAMMANYV
The Imperial
MEAT MARKET.
lo• ginThe undersigned wish to inform
they have opened up in the store
the people of Clinton and vieinitY
formerly occupied by Fair & Co.
MacKay Block9 Ontario S..
where they will keep in stock all kinds of
^4" •Freat, COoited, •Curealtild"—'
•Canned Bleats,
• oe are usually darrled,In a first class meat
store, tegothersvitn Poultry, Canned Tongue,
Beef, Pigs' Feet,ifince Meat, and all saddles ot
a like nature, which will be delivered to any
• part of the town, Orders solicited
3 lbs. good Sausage for es teats.
JOHN SOBAJTON, Manager
T. R F. CASE 8t CO. •
• • CLINTON
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Central
Meat Market
Having purchased the butcherieg
btisinees of E. H. Powell 1 am pre..
pared to furnish the'people of Clin•
ton with all kind e of Fresh and
Cured Meats. Sausage, bologna,
lard, butter and eggs alweys kept on
hand,
Orderer delivered promptly *0 all
parte of the town.
Fitzsimons & Son.
•
Telahliond 7'0. • '
N.B.-Penes* laving hogs for
• shipment will confer a favor by
leaving word at the shop.
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All widths and pieces
Robt. Coats & Son
Are Your Looking'
For a place to buy the best grade of groceries cheap
if so, "YOU WILL FIND IT HERE."
1:4;1;11 Maple Syrup, Buckwheat Flour, and a dozen kindp
choice Breakfast Food, Corn Neal, Oatmeal, Flour, Fancy
Decorated Dinner, Tea and Toilet Sets, Fancy -Glass and
China 1Berry Sets and Table ;Sets "Cheap.
Before you purchase give us a call.
N.ROBSON'S CASH GROCERY
• Chilton, February 151h, 1000.
Egeter Flour
AT NO EXTRA cosr
*bias' ni- Small Ficlir as TiinotRy; -ItCa and
Aisike Clovers. Headquarters -for Turnip, Mongold, Carr°.
Seeds. . Fresh Groceries and Canned Goods.
• Our speoialty is Teas, Try 3ur 15o Tea. Other:varietiee equally as cheap.
' Highest market pries paid ia bash for eggs.
‘7. IIIT—JTJ
Buggies
'Ow We are selling Buggies for three of the:best Carriage
CoMpanies in Canada,
GREY AND SONS, CHATHAM,
BRANTFORD CARRIAGE CO.
• CANADA6 CARRIAGE CO., BROCKVILLE.
and. the well known
RAIN WAGGON.
We are selling twine made by the very best makers at
reasonable prices. •
Also agent for the Alexander and. Mallotte Cream
Seperatori and.lfassey Harris Bicycles. Saraples can bo 40en
at the shop, Isaito Street
•Geo. Lariat
General implement Dealer, Clinton
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