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OVERHEARD,
Boone .astten is very coot-
.
tem) to his, wife, isn't lie?
s I forte ...Oh y he treats her
,ektorly an if .,she were it total
itl,n .er,
\'my Festive Sometimes.
'AlaG1,1.4nm was s11lwin); some
visitor, user the house. Arriving the
um -my, he _remelted. `Thi r;eott;i-.
muss is the bawl -room."
How Ho Designated It,
''foul lits. (1111 :1P, iJr.i, I;•;,
,the butter."
The Landlady- "The apple lather?"
Tont-- Ao 10; the civ butte:"
Drawing the Line.
1 nee where a main <'litnr out west
aiieeptd the Itap y^:ir proposal
at:u1 editor, provided she can cook,"
les, but PH bet he draws the lou a`
11..r aki ng pi "-lilltu..yln American.
Naturally,
chauffeur came heron' loaded last
night,"
What did ;fon do about it?"
"Fired him, lel ti:nr;e." Hai veld
Le 11111 011.
Not Often,
"Papa, you have travelled a groat deal
int the wa ter, bare a t oou't"
`Yes.pot; why do youask?'
Nell, papa, did you ct 00 susi an
greyhound chase a sea [1100;'..-Balti-
mole American,
Annie Knew,
"Mamma,' said Freddie, "wilt- the
difference between goose, end g0000;,"
Why, don't you know that'' sail
4 r
y ar-old Annie. "Ono geese is goDse,
nulla whole lot of gooses is hese."
Flow to Know the Leap Year.
"Ladies aNl gchti.mcn' i0 the p11111.,o
111 Pea's of tlucr himdred and sixty -fire
days,
.slut nineteen h cutred 1110•
, eight is lfhnu
The ladies are after dm gentlemen.
-MIarti-rd Iarnpoou,
A Transformation.
1 ;1st Aetor-"I 011111 st 11101 the nudi
tlee last night was vert- cold."
Second Actor-" they 101') 0 Ilt 111 11.
but trlttn they Bean to recollect tlat.
they lrad, )aid good money to see the
throw tliegot hot," _lllustrnled )lits.
From Life.
\r it s "Is 111, 10tf [lay 1'111
suit' es,d to die from a l,roken heart.
Ni,.'•how am 1 to know hon' n person
w 11.!1 a broken heart behaves,??"
1'te.11anage'-"1'll tc11 you truest to
do Von study the author of this play
'after lie sets the first reliears,,l. --111110-
1lated 11110,
A Daily Thought.
lloast not thyself of t o -morrow, for
thou know stnot what n der may brine;
forth, --O!) lc3tamen1,_
Makes One Feel Cheerful.
there is nothing like a good, strong
turimee full of clinkers to slake-ilal-
11mar0 Sum.
H' ppi nes;.
aril never lit uutllers I,y 1ontru'
liappiness. De 0111111111 ter git it 0 tor
jerk yo' roat an' go ter work for 11,--
Bre'r Williams, in Atlanta Constitution.
On the Ten Party Line,
Suddenly the alarm clock vent off.
The ll epee half awake, 110101 1.
It's only mac ring," hhe said. "Ours is
four rings,'
Whereupon he went to sleep ;le lin and
511104011 111 train,
IN A QUANDARY.
Brother -Yes, I like Jack well
1'holigh, 1111 how did you ever happen
to marry 11 man a head shorter than
you are?
Sister -I had to choose between a
little man with a big salary, and a
big man with a little salary.
Giving Sister Away.
Little Kitty (entertaining him)-
1lfintic thinks 1t lot of yon, Aur. Welton.
Elderly tmfnr---Dogs she, deme?
Ami do von know?
Little e fella --11M says you'll be the
dalinge-0t old meet ticket that ever
happened,
Naturally,
Rivers was walking the flow with the
bub ,
1 wish," he muttered, sleepily, "Chis
stei• wasn't au -so blamed ego
you'dhe egotistical, too,'
tins .Hirers, "if you
"teeth!"
Driven Into Retirement.
Goodman 1 onrong- 10 ' never was r
Wet a day in yer lift a l9r kuoty it. heron's) Clain e"
Wet are ,ye shnnunin now��yt7 �9 DO
'luifold liinutt (in n feetiip voice)-
f've'had 'level' afters o' wokitfeis morn- - -sic f is
in, sllovelin' crow!
Melon case of Leo porrigao
which shows that skin diseases here-
tofore considened hopeless cau be cured.
Since childhood, Leo Corrigan had
been torhrred with the burning agony
and itching of Eczema, Ills parents
bad spent a great deal of money it eon -
suiting physicians and buying medicines
-but all to no purpose,
As he grew older he sought other
doctors -some of thein specialists, rle
was eleven weeks in a Toronto hospital -
eight weeks in bed. At times the irri-
tation aid pain caused by the Fczema
were so severe, life was a burden. He
would get so bad he could not walk.
Several winters he could do no work,
He wrote, on February z0, toed:
"In November, egos, Thad another attack,
aad was advised io use Mira Ointment. (I
thought this would be like the other remedies
I had tried, and of no use to me). Ant, to my
• great delight, a few hour after the first
application, I felt great relief.
I have used it, now, two and 0 -half months,
and unhesitatingly state that it to the beat
remedy I ever used. It boa worked wonders
for me. Since using Mira Ointment I have
been able to work every day -without irritation
or patu-no stiffness of the limbs or soreness,
1 ted anew person.
"Prom a state of great irritation and some-
times excruciating pains to freedom from all
such, being capable of doing )lard work every
day, 11 a marvelous change, Mira Ointment
hes etfected it.
1 strongly recommend any person afflicted
with this terrible complaint -Eczema -to nee
Mien Ointment."
What this wonderfully effective Oint-
ment has done in this extreme chronic
case, it can do in other aecmii giy incur-
able conditions, If you suffer from any
form of skin -disease, don't dela.
Certain relief and cure is waiting you in
Mira Ointment. Get a box to -day, Sec.
-6 for $2.,50. At drug -stores -or from
The Chemists' Co, of Canada, Ltd.,
Hamilton -Toronto. 15
racer Maast *LWaicaeo.
What Art Should be.
Things (inn painting) must not have
the appearance of being brought to.
getber by 01101100 or for a purpose, lint
must have a necessary and inevitable_
connection. i desire that the creations
which 1 denier should have the air of
being dedicated to their sl nation, so
that one could, not houghs . that they
would dream of being anytlii* , else than
what they aro, A work of art ought
to be all one piece, and tate men and
thillIgs in it should always be there for
, a• reason. 1t were better that things
weakly said should not be said at all,
because in the former case they are
only, as it were, deflowered and spoiled.
Beauty d008 not consist so much of the
things represented, as in the need one
has had of expressing them; and this
need it is which creates the degree of
force with wide]) one acquits oneself
of the work. One may say that every-
thing is beautiful provided the thing
turns up in its own proper time and in
its own place; and, contrariwise, that
nothing can be beautiful arriving in-
appropriately, :Let Apollo be Apollo, and
Socrates Socrates, 1Vhich is that more
beautiful, a straight tree of a crooked
tree? Whichever is most in place. This,
then, is my conclusion; The beautiful
is that which is in place. --Joan Fran-
cois Millet,
Minard'a Liniment Cures Burns, etc.
Bobby's Question.
Why are you always awake so wide,
01, little gold moon on high?
I've twisted my "thinker" from side to
side,
Yet it will never tell me why.
The world is quiet at night, :I know;
The hollyhocks droop their heads,
And the butterflies nod as they go
To sleep in their leafy beds,
But you are always awake, old fellow,
And so is each tiny star;
And you're just 110 pretty and soft and
yellow
As the little buttercups are,
I guess God knows how little boys creep
And tunable and toss about, '
When mother says, "Bobbie, go right to
sleep!"
And then blows the candle out,
Perhaps Ile thinks we'd he afraid of
things
Alone in the dark old night,
And 10 He's made a candle on wings,
And never blows out the light!
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Science Condensed.
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;:rdifl'
vliards (0y'101' 115111151 Lm, of
0011 yea
s f, -i •0 I1 u -a id _'•. 1s:'= to
[,trot the Eiffel tower,
The 01111)0 v ane poplllitie i +. `ih.0:1
11,11'0 not 100(0 70000)111.
Steel raft. average 130 tons of metal
to the Amite, iron, 145 tons.
The tariff of the 'Hideo railways ere
lowest of any in the world.
Over 0110 million nKilea 1have loch
transported to Siberia since 1040.
Four and a hall loin, of lotion rags
will male 24-.01, tons of paper.
There 1000 9,914 new books published
in 1907, or 1,311 mire tharl for 1900.
hl most largo cites delta tate In 0)1)1
05 is much greater than in stunner.
Every year .I)lntunk sends a million
dollars' worth of poultry and eggs to
England.
wrLi- 1l11perccs of;ie ‘,..•01',
cal
, n.,cal le1if. of coal is wasted, 11(11 only 55
per 000 1. of that of oil,
.1 rubber tree four feet in diameter
yields t1va1)1 gallon, of sup, making 40
pou110 of dry tndierubbrr,
The infant death 1%0,0 01 1110 i '1110:1"
01110
t-
able end of Lo;ldun is 11 p'r cont. 11101.'
that of the cast end is ,19 per cent,
Englund ,pends 1010,00110) per year
for eggs and poultry,tar ono -half let
which she i0 dependent on iori;pams.
1 suit of clothes which wit; float 11e
wearer in 11101' of accident fit 5011 1510
bees patented by a Norwegian inventor,
The sanctuary of lits tomb of the pro-
phet \tahontet, at \Icdut Turkey, is to
he lighted with electalutv.'rhe contract
1100 ,just been given to an English von-
strnction company,
104 development: of t:,0 ‘ceter 000s0
growing industry in Dorset, England, is
enormous, One farm ,clone employs 40
persons in puking, puking and prepar-
ing the cress for market,
The artificial 111110atlm of snails Is
nn eetemiv0 and 1! 1ul n; 6utnstrf in
France, no less 111,n1 2,500,000 pounds of
this succulent dclicaey--00 Frenchmen
consider it -being consluned annnually.
The city of Berlin has appropriated
$12,5(11) toward the fund for lonibating
tuberculosis, to be named in honor of
Dr, Robert Hoch, About $10,00)) have
been subscribed from private sources,
1?or001001, among the !minerals, ere,,
which Russians regard as the source of
Siberia's future wealth, are gold, iron,
coking coal, manganese,u ppeo, plati-
num, emeralds, topazes. asbestos, Nati.
110 0 salt, lock salt, and, ill all [rub•
ability, naphtha.
Food Note. -
Tar n•,,3 a kindly e 111 c lervnm0. and
111 holed to 11teto011 eetthhehmesh'
of his trail men. slut at Inst 11 000
11/1/0113/1/10 Loignore the gnnlily of the
mill:. and 11e approached the milkman,
1 merely lisle to remark," uk,' said the
01;1 inn, in his kindliest, mildest mun-
e r, "that 1 require ml ). fur dietary par.
p -es, aul rot for use at christenings"
--.1udy,
i lad: 1, .'005 003
Get acquainted with
Black Watch
the big black plug
chewing tobacco. A
tremendous favorite
everywhere, because of
its richness and pleasing
flavor. 2200
Gently Broke the News.
Captain Pritchard, of the :Mauretania,
was talking ,about sailors. 'Pe Are al
bluff lot," he said. -Dill you ever hear
about the sailor and the parrot? Well,
an old lady las returning from abroad
with it parrot of which sire was very
fond. She intrusted the, bird, with Arany
admonitions,tan sailor 1or the voyage.
Seasickness, 01. something, killed the par.
rot the third day out, The sailor, know -
Ing how np et the old lady wo1(1d be,
could not bring himself to telt her the
sad tidings. but asked a companion, hum
ous for his skill in such matters, to
break the bad news to her very, very
gently. The mar assented. Approach•
ing the old lady with a tragical face,
the famous uowsbreaker touched his cap
and said: '1'm afraid that 'ere bird o'
yourn ain't goia' to lice, long, ma'am:
'Oh, dear!' exclaimed the old lady in
alarm. 'Why?' "Cause lie's dead, was
the reply.'"
♦._
Easy Enough.
Tommie was suffering with an ach-
ing tootle.
Auntie --"if that, was my tooth Tom-
mie. '1') have it out."
Tommie (promptly) -"So would I."
Tl gre Is Only qne
AN ADVANTAGE.
Markley -No, I can't let you haus a'
fiver. Why don't you get Jenks 10
Tend it to you?
aBvnrrtvueuglle-runt he doesn't know rue i Always remember the full name. Look
Markley -That's why I suggested 1for this Afghhature on every box. 46o.
ro.
Laxative rem° Quinine
09E0 T1s@' WORLD OVER TO CURE A COLD 114 ONE DAT.
dig
A Doctor's Siattr i'ient
)3 ne Sh Thud, C. C., Due,
Dlarch 2711, 1007,
Dr. T. A. Shrum, Limited,
1orontn, Ont.
too:Eimer.:-
lly non, thanks for )'s'0hin0 tied
,c.ctia1sion 1 inice used t h. t win
Uh'n)
bnlh in Inv
mn
511)1104(1)01,1' in . !t. el
olds cue 11,01, pleasure to : na.11J
11011)) 111u1h i; really good 111 eases
for utricle 11 t; inteudc), 1 am, yours
very t00ly,
1)1' ETINES ' .1. ALLARD.' , `
!)odors 100051110o tilt lspchine f0
one of the very best remedies for all
1.11roat, lung and stonnich troubles and
all run down conditions, from whatever
cause.. ft is the proseriplice of 0110 of
the w:orld's greatest specialists in dis-
eases
tseases of, the throat, !mos and stomach,
and all wasting diseaSes. ask your
drogpist for it let 50c. and $1, or T.
A Slocum, Limited, Toronto.
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The Making of Garden Walks,
Pcr;l in 0 :01n.11 g::101011, i;u' l a{ i::g
', cul, of tine walk,., 1s it delightful task, It
011ts the enclosure even 3100 tellingly
than the laying down of rugs within
doors; it divides sweets that may bo
11 er hLors from :weer that may nett
the introduc'tiuu of little threads of
paths will humcnoize vagrant colors ns
can 00 other derive. ice. And this is a plea
for mats of grass. It is 'true that
gravel walls given a sense of neatness
and trimness; it is true, that the strip
of cool white gravel as an institution
as honorable as the siaro; but if you
have ever been in an old-fashioned gar-
den and stopped along 11010.0011 41100110
utnellhlg wildernesses with wide walks
oft. 1,1(12 ;101180 b0tw0ci1 111' beds, then
tt n )10h11ic e0 n Il tutlh is 1t50-
1111 f1•or a0auualeyhet but charming for
nobody.
1'artieularly in naturalistic gardening
--us if gardening can ever be anything
elo -glass wolks are indispensable. And
why not let the lawn extend to the bor-
der beds' Of course narrow gravel strips
may edge the border beds 1lten they do
not mar the general effect of the lawn,
but especially in small gardens these
should be omitted. Do you not remem-
ber the old pictures of the castle gar-
dens where pr nu.esses walk all day? -
From "How to Make a Garden," by Zona
Gale in the Outing Alugazlno for Marc],,
Marion Bridge, C. B, Sfal 110.'92,
1 have handled _l•I1 1RD S P1NI-
511 )11' during the past year. It is al-
ways the first Liniment asked for here,
01111 ampleslaonnbly the best seller of all
the different kinds of Liniment 1 han-
dle.
N1i:1), FERGUSON.
Nasak.
An elderly cliarellwardcn of a small
church in Birmingham,, England, in shav-
in himself one Sunday morning recent -
i} heroic eunuch time made s1 slight cut
tyit11 010 raze• on the extreme ensu of
his nose. Ile called his life and asked
her if she )tad any court plaster in the
'louse. "You'll find some In my sewing
bask et," she replied. At church; while
assisting with the collection, he noticed
everyone smile its ),r pn::111 the plate,
and some of the younger people laughed
outright. Much anoycd to, asked a
friend if 110 noticed anything wrong
with his appearance. "Well, I should
say there is," was the answer. "What
is that on your nose?" "Court plaster."
"No," said the friend, "it is the label
front a reel of cotton, it says, "War-
ranted 200 yards'"
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1"icw
Manger Prairie Scratches and every tarn of
e11nt0111ous Itch 011 human or animals cured
Its a0 minutes by Woltord'a Sanitary Lodes.
It sever falls. Sold by drugghnil.
Preparing to Face it Atone.
"Children," hastily exclaimed airs,
Skinnnerlorn, "your father is conning!
Run out and play awhile,!"
"What do you want (10 to ran away
from papa for?" asked the children,
"1 don't leant you to hear what he
will say when he final's that his safety
razor ease has fallen on the floor, spilled
the blade out, and mixed them all up."
e..
Minard's Liniment Relieves Neuralgia.
Something on the Way.
The Melones family were moving to
another town, Mr. McJoues had gone
ahead to get the new home in order, and
Mrs. McJories was to follow with the
family goods and °bane's. When elle
was ready to start, tips. Melones, re-
membering her mythology, wired het
husband 11s follows;
"1000 and P1111:1 1011 on hoard boat.
Will arrive to -morrow morning."
But when the telegram got to the hus-
band it was in these terms:
"Lard and peanuts on board boat, \113
arrive 10-1110rr0W meaning." --Success
Magazine,
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Useful to a Stoker.
A sight hole to enable a stoker to
set the combustion without opening
the fire door, says Power, is a very
useful adjunct to a furnace, as an in-
telligent stoker soon notes what color
indicates that the boiler is doing its
best, and learns how to regulate his
operations to obtain that color.
.The date for the Unitde Stag giving
back to the Cuban people the govern-
ment of their republic has been put off
{ill Fah.. ' 1009.
1/ISIBILITY, OF LIGHTS.
Result of Experiments Conducted' in
Germany and 'the Netherlands.
The result of the experiments 111 light
visibility conducted by, Germany and
Th, y lhr11 a r1 working in harmony
u
1te10/l 113 1011018: ,1 light„ of (me -can-
dle lamer is 5101my visible: n,''one mile,
.1 lid one of thicimandle. pourer at three
miles, . A lir candle.Tower light was
-ei,e 01 11 :I ',menhir at four miles, o10
of 20 et five miles, though faintly, and
ince of g:0mile power at the same dis-
LUlee without difficulty. On an excep•
tioually clear night a white light of
1•2•caltditi pottier could be distinguished
at three 1111100, one of 1.11 at four and
one of 17.2 at fire miles.
Thic experiments were 010110 truth
green light, 00 it ams been conclusively
proved that if. it light of that color fills
the required test a red light on the sable
intensity will more than do so. It 10110
Plum) that the candle power of green
light, which remained visible at mu,
two, three, and four miles, was 2, 15, 51
and 106 res[cctivcly, , -
4 HOSPITALS FAILED
James neerd, of Morten Park, Ont., says:
"While em9loyed at the Speciality Works, of
Newmarket, 0 or 7 Pare 100, I brofaed my
ankle, but through mewled, this brute() turn-
ed..to an ulcerated or burning sole which
caused me a great deal of sutfaing. I trial
a great many doctors, and 100 h1 tho Ilos-
pital four times. I tried ahuoat everything,
but nothing did me any goad. I could not
sleep at night with the scolding and burn-
ing pain, but from the first epi'lleatton of
Zam-Bok 1 never lost any sleep, and felt
nothing more of it than 1f I hadn't any sore
at all. It started healing and. gave 1110 no
further trouble. Shortly after this I was get-
ting on a street car, my foot slipped and 1
conte with all my might down the edge of
the step and gave my toot a terrible mangl-
ing up. Tido made 1t tar worse than ever,
hut I !darted again with Zam•Bxik, and it
dfd the same work over again as 1t did at
Mot and my ankle is sound and well as ever
It was. I cannot spank too highly of Zam-
0c.
Zant-Auk cures exits, burns, chapped bands,
cbafings, cold soros, Itch, chilblains, eczema,
running gores, sore throat, bad chest, ring-
worm. plies (blind or bleeding), bad legs,
Inflamed patches, rheumatism, neuralgia, sci-
atica, abocosees and all diseased, InJurcd and
irritated conditions of the akin. Obtainable of
all druggists and stores, 60c or past -paid upon
receipt of price trent 'Lam -Auk Co., Toronto,
How It Works.
Once there wits it struggling young au-
thor who was Brest with many friends,
all of whom told hill that he was the
coming great writer of the country,
So one day a bright thought struck
him, Ho said:
"I will publish my book, and all my
friends who admire it so much will buy
my book, and I will be rich."
So he printed his book,
And all of his friends waited for him
to send then) autographed copies of his
book.
And so his books were saki 00 jmik.
And ever after 1e didn't- Dave any
friends, -Success Magazine.
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PILES CURED IN 6 TO 14 DAYS
PAZO OINTMENT is guaranteed to cure any
case of Itching, 111nd, Bleeding or Protrud-
Ing flies to a to 14 days or money refunded.
Economy.
James J. hill was talking in Kansas
City about rnirway economy. "Economy
is excellent;" he said, "but even economy
tunot not be carried to excess. Railways
Must not he mllneged as a certain New
York necktie manufaeturcr manages his
business. t1 drummer in this nian's em-
ploy showed me the other day a letter
front the firm, 1t ran thus: 'We have
received your letter with expense ac-
count. What we want is orders. We
ourselves have big families to make ex -
Apses for us. We find in•your expense
s.oeount 50 cents for billiards. Please
don't buy any more billiards, Also we
see $2.25 for horse and buggy. Where
is the horse and what did you do with
the buggy'' The rest of your expense
account is nothing but bed. Why is. it
you don't ride more in the night time?'"'
-Chicago News,
Minard's Liniment Cures Dandruff.
Not So Terrible After Alt.
Threayear-old Edgar wav drawing on
going to draw a big black bear, and he'll
bite you!" In a moment hie mood soft-
ened and he said, soothingly: `There,
never mind, I'll rub hint out before he
sees you."
'5, ♦
it you want a woman to believe
you absolutely and implicitly, keep
telling her that elle is the sweetest
thing that over happened.
ISSUE NO. 11, 1.1108,
MEN AND WOMEN
• iA4 ds. f'd 1 1 10'+
We dewire to employ a few Bright, 15ic1n-
gout Alen and Women , , , .
§�s per day GUARANT ::ED
n .0 SALARO' ANIY`.
COMht15510i,1
(001te The J. L. Nichols Cu., Limited,'foroana
(Please mention this paper.)
STAGE DANCERS' SHOES,
Where They Are Made -Points the
Manufacturers Observe.
Samuel 0. Firth, who is interested in
the shoo manufaottming businee00, said
tint the making of eleee far drawers,
athletes and stage folk was one of the
interesting initustries into which seine
halm shoemakers had drifted,
"1n Boston, Brockton Lynn and llav-
erhill," said lir. girth, "there are a ,
number of old time cordwitincrs, who
aro now busily engaged turning out 1.11- ..
lot shoes. diming' slippers, dancing
clogs, athletic 4,0010 and dress and gro-
tesque footwear for the stage. Ballet
shoes aro made in gluustetios in Lynn
for profossion•als of the stage, amateur
dancers of the silage sohoo'q and ;col-
lege and other girls who go in.for pliy-
siocl culture,
"Dancers have small and shapely
feet. This is also true of College girls.'
who go in for phyasical:culture. The typi=
eat stage foot• is - No.,, 4, Mich 1s au
ideal size, 1510 stage foot is apt 6b be
broader norm the toes than the or"
110110ry"foot; lamellae dnteers exercise
the muscles of their feet. and develop
thou; it is a rale of good dancers 'to
11'011r 01(00 thwt will straw for spats
between the tool. It is a point of good
fit t04at all persons ellould heod,"-
Washington Herald.
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Poor RewardforGenius.
Richard Savage died in a debtor's prl-
eall.
Stow, the famous antiquarian, became
a licensed beggar, '
Camoens, Pertngal's poet, died in an
almshouse after years of beggary.
Ben Johnson perished in poverty. One
of his last ants was to return a paltry
sum sent him from King Charles.
0101011 von Hutton, the brilliant Ger-
man, was reduced to a tramp's life. IIe
was found frozen in the store,
George Gissing's work never succeeded
till lie was dead.' Itis: life vats a long
struggle against disease .and neglect,
0lids was not the only,; writer , who
died in poverty and neglect. Chatterton,
the poet, poisoned himself, rather than
die of starvation,
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An old Georgia eegro was sent to the
hospital in Atlanta. One of the nurses
put a thermometer in his mouth to take
his temperature. Presently, when the
doctor made his rotinds, he:said, "Well,
George, how do you feel?"'
"I feel right tol-ble, boss."
"IIove you had any nourishment?"
"Yassir."
"What did you have?"
"A lady done gimme a piece of glass
ter suck, boss."
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Oratorical Gem.
Here is a gem- front the latest speech
of the Hon, E. W. O'Sullivan, a promin-
ent member of the Parliament of New
South Wales: "The present ministry
may blunder along for a few menthe,
but while gazing at the eters they will
stumble over the pebbles, and then the
ambulance will take them to the hos-
pital, where the grinning skulls of their
precle0essora are stored. - London
Chronicle.
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Lamps cause 500 fires in a year in
London; gas, 219; chimneys, 179.