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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Blyth Standard, 1903-05-28, Page 6It Tells in the Show Ring If you hope to exhibit your stock at the Pall lairs, (;tart now and get them int per- fect health by using Dick's Blood Purifier It will help you to carry off thee Blue Ribbon. Flfty Cents per paoksg.. LIExMINC, struts & co., Montreal, Agents. Fetal :Mistake. Indinnnllou. sun. "You must have a hutch of humor- tetts working on yon( liholype uut- Chines, haven't yon?" asked t poet, as he entered the ()fuer. 'Haven't not1 (01 that any of them have any falling in that answered the editor. "Well, you're a poor observer. Do you read your own paper •1„ "Occasionally." "Did you read my poem. 'To Aga- tha,' in yesterday's issue?" "1 thought not. In the poem I ;wrote a line, whitth read "I lore you better than I love my life.' "That was a neat line." "And one of your linntype humor- ists made tt rerun. 'I love you bet- tor titan I lave my wife!' "Exactly -my M'Ife, And my wife, MA being acquainted with the fail- ings Of these key -thumpers, 1/1111110 the poem was printed exactly as It was written, and hasn't spoken to me sine it was published." And after taking a kick at the desk be crossed the hall and fell down the elevator shaft. Ask for MInard'a and take no other. Cantaloupe Phekle.. Cantaloupes may be pickled with good results: Take half a dozen small ones, quarter them, remove the seeds, pate and rover with vine- gar. Let stand for half a liar, then drain off the vinegar, mea.ure It, and to each quart add three pound! of sugar, one teaspoonful each of whole cloven and all -spier, hall inc much mace, and two Inches of (stick cinnamon. l'ut the spice In begs, drop It Into the vinegar, add the sugar and boil to a thick syrup. Drop In the Weeps of melon, simmer ten minutes, put in Jars, t' IC' the syrup eine-half, pour it over the melon and scilla -Hartford Time Aeenap 1811(11 1118 Purpose. Brooklyn Engle. Omer -!lir. i•rutkshauk said ll wanted to waltz with ale the worst way. Marl -Did he do It 7 !trace -Yes, the very worst. Ire • Shouting Isn't Proving 1n tum :natter „i Thr',, 'ailed Catarrh Cures: (hirers p1 arc end promise; we per- form and prove. Dr. Agnew's Catarrhal Powder it a powder put in tae nostril, not In the Mouth. It Is riot 0 remedy but the cure, and the healing effect is telt at once. The breath will come freely, filling the system with a new vigor. Golds and Catarrh aro relieved, and headache folly cured in tea minutes. Catarrh of twenty years' mantling cured in a few days, langrnrr and bowel irregularitie every pill is as good as a phyni- O clan, although they cost only • ten tents for forty doses, 1& ed it L$ 4 i Hon, George Taylor, the well known crumon politician, of S, P.., 1,11184: Elf eel of Dr.AONIIW't CATARRHAL POWDER can truly say was ',awes!, 11,1s, app!ice- tIon cleared my head instantly. 1 ns according to directions, and 1 have not had the sligl I vmpl mr.lnce," Cr. AONEW'S LIVER PIL make even a high liver a long liver, For dullness d the .skin, eruptions, The Marriage Mart !IA Lille Talk on a Gloat Matter, The man who intends to got a new Bander for next harvest and hasn't yet placed his order will be interest- ed In What lonews: The Knotter lo a very important feature of tl1c Binder. It it 18 com- plea It will probably give trouble. The simple Knotter Is the one t0 be chosen. The simplest Knotter we know of is the Massey -Harris. Simplicity Is to be desired In all farm machinery. Another Important feature of the Massey -Harris Knotter Is that It le so constructed that any wear which may occur In course of time can be readily taken up. No other Knotter equals It In tills particular. The Massey -Harris Knotter is a great twine raver, too. It uses but Uttle twine in tying the knot. Washington Star. That love is blind the poets say. To play 118 sorry tricks, When heiresses go far away To purchase these gold brick.. DR. A. W. CHASE'S, OR_ CATARRH CURE ,a C is sent direct to the disease parts .y the Improved Mosso I teals be ulcer.., clears Meat, palsagea, stops droppings in Tho throat and permanently cures Catarrh and Flay Fevet03lowet free. All dealers, or Dr. A. W. Chase Medicine Co.. Toronto and Buffalo LEGAL STATUS OF WOMEN. Legislation lives Sex litany Privileges 'their Mothers Did Not FStjov. Advocates of the emancipation of women from the legal thralldom to w.lticlt they hi1v0 been subject over *lila" the beginning of the world have mason to congratulate themselves upon the progress made iu recent year. This ter but gradual and iu- cr'.iohtg t•ecogeitlon of the legal elates of 001111111 11118 evoked 111uc11 legislation In regard to the dmnestio relit lions, the result of 0111011 Ian() Mon to practically abolish the the- ory of entity of man and wit,., eo long a popular fiction In legal tar- minulogy- tout pt'aotloe. The philoso- pher HMUM states that "between married perruns the cement of friendship is by the laws supposed aro strong as to abolish all 800181011 of porsrseiuu1:,111111 11116 often lu real-, Ity tit+ force assigned to Lt." tut tub' criticism of this statement Huxley *pranks m the more moderate spirit when he says, "Family affection in I the eighteenth century may have been strrntger than in the nineteenth. but Lluuu''n bachelor inexperlenve can surely alone explain hes strange ac- eomu of the a•utllslsitioi s of the mar - rings 10 w of that day and their ef- 1, 1-'l.., Thr law oertaitily abolished all divi'iutt of 310801 8811/118, but 11 did so kry 1110k lig the husbln side tn'uprl- 1111'." Bider the 014 Item nn law there 1 were three moles of anu'ringre-cun- (aute.ltiu, 11 sat'nuneutat rite, only peculate! to patricians, where the ceremony 1 mony cousistol of the two par- ties evrtiug a. wafer together; co- emilio, where a man purchased a wife in market, and 118111, ht 0111011 case he f .ossa-sse.l her, and time form' ed the bond--b•gally stilted tne "108- 01'8111011 undm• the statute of limits - tone" Spiced line,, Ono piece of the round of beef (known 1s the "pot roast"1, weigh. Inc from three to five pounds. 1'nt ttvo tablespoons of butter in a stew - Ing kettle over a hot fire; when butter melts, brown the merit (01 both sides. Remove the meat tetu• poraril.v and old flour to the butter, let It brown and thicken, then add three pints of boiling water, one bay leaf, one sprig of celery, POMO pars- ley, and one large onicn with a clove stuck to it, two carrots, one turnip, one tablespoon of salt and one shake of pepper. Replace the meat In this liquid at once and let It simmer for at least six Yours. Turn the stent over and stir it occasionall,s. The secret of the Puecess with this dish le stow cooking. When finished it should be as tender 1)e bread. Place the meat on in hot platter, strain the grnvy over it and serve garnisheed with sliced boiled carrots and sprigs of parsley. The gravy should be thick and of a dark brown color. The Elevator Chain on the Massey - Harris rusts a simple course, with ail the sprockets on which it travels INSIDE the chain area. This reduces friction. Friction, as every farmer knows, -makes heavy work for the The revolving spool shown In the cut is used as a chain tightener. There 11 only a rolling friction here. Wood's Pholrphodino, nearest Iselin Wok is an old, well seta liahed and reliable preparation. Haabeen prescribed and used over tut years, All drag- slets in the Dominion of Canada all and recommeud an bei() Before end after, the only medicine being Unkind that ',prepaid a eefver.l satisfaction. It prompt1f td maantty cures alt forma of Nervous Weak Ergo k a, Nmia8ona, Apermatorrta!a, Impotency, !gad all14teoaof abuse oreyoaases; the exoyeebe 01 Taboeco, Optern or Attmulants, Nanton ,� Brote Worry,all of which load Toto ratty, aniq Consumption and an Early Grave. Prrniaa 11 per pse kap rds for N. On welt �t{q�art N{ will cure, did prom on re- M1N �f psllM1)i Wawa Co phin eyasty, r Wkelser, o■ ', caastsa, MTN,&RD'S LINt11IEST 1s the only Liniment asked for at my store anti the only one we keep for sale. All the people use It. HARLIN FULTON. Pleasant Bay, C. D. I To Remote Mdemo. ,Some 0110 asks me to give direc- tions for retnnving mildew. I have seen garments that were badly, marked wit)• It completely freed front the stains by soaking for a long time in null--sa.y twenty -fou' hours. A friend of mine once had a Very funny experience with a mil- dewed dress. It was in the summer time and aha dress was a thin ma- terial made to 811011 in way that le many places it was doable. She put It to soak In a largo pan of milk and left It till the next morning. widen she found that the milk had thickened to a solid mass, even In the double parts where it easily pen- etrated when fresh. That dress was a curiosity for a while, but there Is little danger of one having a similar experience at this sen son of the gear. _Hartford Courant. Mhard's Linlmeat to used by Illy - stemma Kerosene Stains. To tike out a kerosene spot from woollen fabrics cover the staln on both sides with French chalk, and leave tt so overnight. Press between clean blotting paper with a warm Iron. Ctandlogrcaso spots are best removed ,by placing. blott hug paper next the goods on the side where the grease is, and holding a hot iron elo8e to the surfer, If the fabric is ironed the grease will run through to the other si,le,-TrlLum'. ASSESSMENT SYSTEM THE CANADIAN ORDER OF CHOSEN FRIENDS Camphor ler. White valeline, B ounces; hard paraffin, 5 ounces; camphor, 2 ounces. Beat the vaselioe and pare/. fit until incited; theft add the cam• pier (spirits of camphor ie used). and stir slowly until cold. Keep In a porcelain Jar. Camphor ice is used for many ills, for roughened hands, fon' au eruption of the tare, or fon any other irritation of the akin. The Annual Rush . N. Y. Sun, Friend -You seem to have as many customers POW PM during the hell- daye. Haberdasher -Why, those are fel- coming to exchange the neckties their wive. bought them for Christ- mas. ; Sunlight Soap will not injure your blankets or harden then!. it will make them soft, white and fleecy. 7B The Jo]'1lducss of Johnny. Princeton Tiger. Another -Johnny, I am ashnlnld of y ul 1 What (31.1 you mean by laugh- ing and giggling at your dear uuclo's funeral ? Johnny -Gee 1 I was so glad It wasn't my own, IT HAS NO EgUAb. The New York Central, with its uunerous trains, its four splendid tracks, and Its depot (Grand Central Station) ht the heart of the city of Now York, undoubtedly has no/0111141 in the passenger tralfte. Diterce a Profane Act. Harvard lampoon. Miss De byre -The Rev. 1)r. Fourth- ly hoe denoun ell (III mice as a roe fame act. Miss D. Itieenor-He's right: it ecr- taiuly constitutes taking somt'onies name to vain. Keep lfinard's Liniment in the house. The annual report of the Regis- trar of Insurance furnishes Inrl1s- putable evidence regarding the, STANDING and I'P,Ot1Rt•:s s of this purely Cneolinn Order. YEA It 1002 Total assets ,. $ 8)11,01200 Total membership 2:1,820 Members added 3,201 Amount of Insurance written t',50.i,000 00 Income 188,601 00 Increase of assets 125,682 00 Inetease per $1,000 at risk ... .. 500 Information cheerfully given and Organisers wanted, write W. F. Montague, (!rand Recorder, Hamilton, Ont, W. F. Campbell, Grand Organizer, Ifomilton, Ont. neatly the Feast, Penn. Punch Howl. "is luncheon ready ?" risked the ea a- libi chief, arrogantly. "Not quite," answered 'the cook, courteously; "he is Just combing his hair. lits Odd Mistake. The Shah of Persia 111 nand to have told the Buohees of Westminster that tate fame or her beauty had reached Teheran. "Ah," said she to some one who stood by, "he takes me for Wost- mtnrter Abbey,." Use Lever's Dry Soap (a powder) to wash woolens and Oannele,-you'll like it. 32 HOW'S THIS ? Mtnard'e Liniment Lumberman'8 Friend. ISSUE NO, 22, 1903 bra Window's boothmg Syrup shettM always be need for Children Teething. II�t soothes the child, softens the 11111111, Duras wind collo and to the beat remedy for Diarrheas. LEARN A PROFESSION IN FIFTEEN DAYS by mall eo pun ren mill c 11-„)11 ('1080 TO 111) 1)01,1,1100 A 1,0 0. 1'or p 1rtlrulu•a arena A. HANSEL M. N. 2 Weet North r t Ave. Hamilton, Ont, LADY AGENTS WANTED TREALL-WATi• fii'091X e saner rolt a eut:1, .0API. so, Sat lielas5 SYM .erpaat'e end Waist Muter rats t diel Good Prodi. bead lis eras to womb and terms to areata BRiLSH& C0., °CPT. H., TORONTO. USE 1,000 MILE AXLE CREASE It HAS No Equal Mannfarltired only by THE CAMPBELL MFC. CO. of HAMILTON, ONTARIO. For gale by all twit ea 'rho Ruling lost Met. The ruling instinct of the house- keeper sometunes persists unlet' sin- gular circumstances. It is told of one mistress of an exquisitely kept home, which never seemed to her quite exnulsite enough that her [fret remark one morning, un be - lug informed that th.' house had been anterod by burglars during the night, was; TIiLi house really must be kept In better older, if people nee go- ing to drop In so uncxpectlsll1'.'' Another woman, a village house- keeper, devotedly attached to the old homestead in which she lived alone, the last of h: r family, mal the crushing misfortune to 100e it by fire, Only the broken 41te11 of the matin building, and Thr charred ell and kiteheu remained. The fir occurred in tit, evening; early the 11001. morning, before any one was astir, she slipped out or the, neigh- bor's house, where she lain 1,180( 11 the night, returned to her own, 7111)1 proceeded to sweep the kitchen as clear as possible of soot, splinters, water and the singed feathers, fly- ing about from burst beth. Thee she kindled a bright fire on the 1101(1'1 11, brought 01 a few, broken chairs from 1114, littered yard, and wvlteto-ate she knew would happen -friends and neighbors Bogan to visit the yesulokbtg mine site Waif ready, 1411 I the hostess of her Thome, to receive their condolences with dignity.-Youth'8 Companion. We offer Ode Hundred Dolton' Reward for any ease of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. F. J. HENEY & CO., Toledo, O. We, the undersigned, have known F. I. Cheney for the last 111 yearn and believe him perfectly honorable to all budnees trans. actions and financially able to carry out any obligation/ made by their firm. West a Talon, Wholesale Druggists, To- ledo, 0. WALDINO, FINNAN • MaartN, Wholasde Druggists, Toledo, 0, Hall's Catarrh Core fa taken Internally,aet- leg dlnctly upon the blood and mucous aur - laces of the system. Testlmoninls seat fns. Price -75c per bottle. Sold by all druggists. Hail's Family Pills are the brat, The German Government operates 15,200 central telephone stations. '!Glaciers are the largest bodies of crystalline structure known. NOrm The New Century Ball Bear- ing Washing Machine is the home stands for clean clothes, light- ened labor - quick and efficient results. You sit while using it, and five minutes is sufficient for a tub- ful. If your dealer has it have him show it to you. If not write us for descriptive booklet. THE DOWSWELL MF0. CO., Ltd HaMitTON 087. .emrmudalorrrw'- The Home-made Hat. May Excursions IIavilltoa to Mont- real, Single 87.00 1)a +1:.01) '1 (wont° I,\Iontreal Single $0,1tt.$11,110 Also I 0 In termcdl;ue minis. !Ocala and berth 'urinated 11!)'1 MO, 111111' 1f1111dey'e and 't'in1radnve in ids..---11 nmiiton 1 0111.,'rnr.tt- t0 Lau p. n,, Fur(Iu r Clown. t ion 1)11017 t0 Agent. or 11. trn.STEC Lir 1 b"tiE, western Pneo1'nger• Agent 11, A 11.. 'Toronto, A girl having good taste and whose observation of the smartest hat models leads her to fix is her mind certain m(xloe of trimming, may with very little expense, add loos, rib- bon or a spr{ty of flowers to the ready-made maline or moueeellne teats, sold at so moderate a price at the department shops, This 1e the cheapest way to secure a pretty hut, Those who weer them as they are sold, usually appear most com- monplace In them, while those who Invest them with a laablouable air, are never suspected of their amateur cleverness, so professional does the flat look on their heads. Are yon humiliated by a akin covered with Saul, burning and Itching eruptions? hod 111• trouble and restore your skin to Its a,steraltdrness with waover`s Gram. Delicious Summer Luncheons In hot weather things must took and taste just right. What 111ol.1 dainty a.i 1 tempting than LIbby's Melrose Pate O dr'Irab•1, seasonal rmohinmion of Game, Ilam uud 'longus, or mnlr appetizing tor supper or In,aklus. than Llbbv'aCorned Beef Hash? Libbyy's home-made Pork and Beans ATA like all o11-ibby's ,Natural Flavor) Pow! Products, rnnkc,t ready to senc. Put up 10 convenient key oprniug can,. Farr. --'he booklet "!few n+ Hat, Good Thieve .,t,,,1-.' 4^80,1 r,,-, rta,.rps Fut LiblYalhrg A lb.( of 11.e 1( Arid. Libby, McNeill & Libby Clticago 4t41. ` 1-y T) l leo 1 SOFT LOOP EYELETS DEbQDpt1D4b44>1ftOCCQ00Cioodr Q 3 Mind This. It mdu Co difference whether it Is chronic. tiacute c1- tnllsmmator7 Rheumatism b the musses or pants SLJacobsOil one and cora pm/natty. Prue. $AC.,bpa 50e.