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ADAM'S WOES.
How We learn That He Was the First.
Dyspeptic.
Dyspepsia, that curse of human-
ity, should be abolished. Too long
fit has been allowed to work havoc
among the people. The time Mot
Dome to call a halt.
All good men and true should come
hlto tile aid 01 humanity and stamp
out the dreadful disease. Whiskey has
slate rte thousands, kerosene lts tens
of thousands, autotnob hes their
millions, but dyspepsia has made
several uncomfortable.
It 1e the most persistent, the most
exasperating and the moat dis-
agreeable ailment that the human
trash is air to, and it is heir to Bev-
eral eery painful complaints. It
;not only makay; you feel unhappy,
but trots you to a frame of mind
Ito make every one with whom you
oome in contact miserable.
It is not te pain. It is not an anile.
It la simply the most consummate
, 'torture ever invented. The early Ids-
, tory of the disease Is wrapped In im-
penetrable mystery, but It le thought
It started le the garden of Ilden.
Eve, not bavtng a mother to teach
her how to cook, Sed Adam plus and
cakes and things that were not Ilt
tor h,ltr digestive apparatus. Very
coon he experienced all the tortures
of the damned, and from that day,
to this, so It he averred by some,
there has been dyspepsia In the
land.
Ia the rant, there is it legend, how•
ever, that dyspepsia ie a direct Im-
portation from alae superhtmted
hereafter. They say that ono time
'tbe lid was left off lades and the
chief torment, dyspepsia, escaped out
11et0 the world. Since that tine hell
has not been itself, and the arch
fiend luta sought in vain for a tor-
ture to take its pisco.
There tae then, a compensating
thought that those who have aye-
. pepefa in this life will find nothing
worse In the other side. Atter one
has clad this disease all other ca.
families took as prosy as a 'gun.
Act in a cheap chrome,
A RECOGNIZED FACT,
ft 1s universally conceded that to
properly appreciate a trip to New
York or Boston, one meet taketbe
hsst road. That road is the New
York Central.
y` t
Another Veteran.
Chicago News.
'Base,' said the wanderer, I "went
thvou h'three battles"
"Shake I" exclaimed the man in the
cottage. "I went through three my-
self."
"Yaw del?"
"Yea, I was married three times."
Piles'lb prove re yen Ahab Dr.
Chance 0{ntmeuClsaccrtaln
and absoluis euro Inc each
and every form of Itching,
aa,�tit bleeetngand protnldint piles,
t. ttl,� ymarintaotnrerx have guaranteed it. See tee•
entitle in the dally press and ask your neigh -
whet they think of it, You cnn use It and
1�t r money back if not cured. (Oo a box, at
Yl ealo or EDMANa0N,HATes&: Co.,Torooto,
'Dr. Ohaso's Ointment
Cautious Donald
A doctor waft attending a danger-
One ee.ee where n Scotch Bidet' was
eleataged. On !catling in the fore-
noon, ho said to. Donald ; "I hope
your master's temperature is much
ower today than It tens last night."
"I'm new sae vera sure about that,"
replied the butler, "for he deed this
dorm n': f
It is to accord with the eternal
(tines of Mhinge when a million-
aire works hoarder than his employ -
pea; be gets more pay.
A sprained ankle 1s not an uncommon
Widest. Painkiller relieves and cures filmes t
as It bymagic. The greatest. household rem-
edy. void.ahetitutea. Teem le but nue
"Palnklller"-Perry
Truthful for Once.
Boston Transcript,
lass etnylor-Everybody says I
don't look mar lige.
Miss Perthlgh-0t course, you don't
dear. It would bo simply Impossible,
Treheroo, Jan. 6, 19Or-.
lifaney-Harris Co., Limited,
Wtnmlpeg, Man.
Gentlemen, -It gives me very
!Much pleasure to Inform you that
'the No. 4 Binders. which I purcllae-
441 from your Agent hero last sum -
liner has given me the, very best of
satisfaction, doing its work to
jperfeetton and drawing light -very
,-mach lighter than I expected. My
Drop was very heavy and some of
It very badly down, but your binder
did its work splendid. I had no
trouble whatever. I hope you will
jell lots of bindere for 1903 and
ism my brother farmers lots of
¥trouble. I wish yon every success.
a, M. FERRIS,
Cook's Cotton Root Compound.
LasFed J'avorks.
Is the only safe reliable
regulator on which woman
can depend "In the hour
and time of need."
Prepared In two degrees of
strength. No. 1 and No. 2.
No, 1. -For ordinary cases
is by far the best dolisr
Medicine known.
lfa 2 -Por special eases ---10 degrees
ogat-terse dollars per box.
Q.adfee-a your druggist for Cooks,
Mattes Root Oompoond. Take no other
jOall pills, mixtures and Imitations ate
sag.eous. No. 1 and No. 2 aro sold and
eardnded by alt druggist* In the Den-
on
of Cans. Stalled alled to any addr.
Do-
pier
of rIce an four S -cent patois
Mask
Gees
company,
CANADIAN ORDER OF
CHOSEN FRIENDS
STABILITY
Thr heat guaraniis, of.l".AMIA'fYtnrnIoh-
ed by any IA:ATI;1tA.11, Nuri t:l'Y la the
ability to allow -
(I ) a atnwlny: RBSFRVR }'11ND.
(L) a growing 31111111?!141111'.
(S) up to date !sutura In every respect.
The Billowing tulle exam Olden briefly and
comprehensively the slnndlug of
The Canadian Order of Chosen Friends
from the brat hyo pain to of view -
Year. t(eutbrrab)p. ]reserve.
1887 175
1888 347
1880 832 ($ 1.048 89
1890 10011 4,438 65
1891 3145 11,805 10
1892 5032 21,1311 77
1893 7803 52,713 40
1894 0710 72,501 DA
1895 11364. 100,784 00
1890 1269:! 108,877 73
1897 15027 139,284 27
1894 16152 164,290 58
1899 17833 268,047 711
1900 19918 214,254 47
1901 221(.0 084,1183 05
1902 23829 313,769 88
Up to Date' Features
(1) An Insurance In rase of death of $500,
$1000 ,1500 or *0_000.
(2) A disability benefit of one-half fare
value of c•ertt0rntr.
1Au OI,I) AGE 1(I141111'.
AYUNOA!A I, BENtFIT,thle lsnptiona'
A SICK BENEFIT, tide teals° optional
Fpr further purl len lar address
W. Y. MONTAGUE,
(Grand Ileeorder,11nndltoe,0nt.
W.F. CAM Pl(ELL,Orail d Orgnnlser,Hatn-
llton, Out. Organisers wanted.
Heaven Enough,
N.1'. Weekly.
Friend -Why did you refuse that
bandlomo yang widower 7
,Mies Malnchanoe-He hadn't any
relations that I could send his chil-
dren to.
Minard'e Liniment Lumberman'/
Friend.
Iter Analogy.
Wtahington Tides.
''1 wise," said the girl thoughtfully,
"that thep wouldn't use that ex-
pression 'launched upon the sea of
matrimony,.' t'
"And why not 7" naked the young
man anxiously.
"Well, ,you knowwhat kind of a
time 1 always have 011 a sea voy-
age"
Oil City, Feb. 5, 1807.
Hassey -Harris Co., Limited,
Toronto, Ont.
Gentlemen, -Phrase Bend me one
of your 1901 catalogues of farm
machinery. I have used no ma-
chinery that gives no good satis-
faction ne Massey -Harris.
JOAN ILtI1RIOTT,
Another Tender Heart.
New York Weekly,
Clara -Going to for charity again,
are you ? What is It this time?
Dora -We are going to distribute
cheap copies of .tieotltoven's sym-
phonies among the poor, Miele, le
811th an aid to digestion, you know!
Port afulgrave, June 5, 1897.
C. C. I=ICHARDS & (0.
Dear Slre,-IIINAR('.. LINIMENT
1s my remedy for colds, eto. It is
the best liniment I have ever used.
Wife, JOSIAH HART.
For Conundrum Lovers.
Buffalo Commercial.
When the M-r's turn came he ask-
ed tire convivial pundits to answer
him this; What le ht that has two
eyes and sees not, pour lege and rune
not, and yet can Jump as high as the
Waarhington Monument 7 Obviously "a
dead oat.' Teen the man who wants
to know always points out the weak
link in the chain, and the proponent
crushes him with the query, "Well,
how high can the monument jump?"
This Jou d'esprit Is likely to have a
great tun In too Diplomatic Corps
next winter. Perhaps the M -r will
start a eorap.book against the social
exigencies of the coming campaign
at the naikenal capital. If so ►ds army
of ftiende Lora will gladly contrib-
ute thereto. Here Le a modest yet
choice specimen with which we
cheerfully start the rtubeer1ption
"What is the difference besveee a
girl riding up a 11111 and s young man
giving a young lady a dog? Ono 1a
taking a gallop up, and one is giving
a gad a pup. You see It -Isn't half bad
when you atop and think It out.
Lever's Y-2 (Wise Head) Disinfectant
Soap Powder dusted in the bath, softens
the water and disinfects. 38
John Bull 1a O K.
Toronto Globe,
During the fiscal year 1902 the
United Kingdom exported manufa .
tared goods to the value or 1230,-
000,000, Germany to the value of
L1.50,000,000, France 085,000,-
000, and the United Btates,
000,000.
Fortunate In one Way.
Chicago Poet.
"There waa the prettiest girl at the
charity bae,aar last night who was
eefing kisses at a dollar each."
"Weil ?"
"Well, I was broke, and she
wouldn't do a crrdit buslneaa. What
do you think of that?"
tin Iancya ly thnlucgOMe man are born
PARIS' NEW FAD.
Tn
Em. cold L"otid Only the Latest Pian
ee lteduging One's Weight.
Tho new Parisian cure for tee
much. flesh is to take all food, or
nearly all, cold. The early break -
feet of toast end eggs is eaten cold,
Dud Oho food Is wnelid duwu with
cold coffee or milk.
At luncheon there to nothing but
oold (meats and cold puddings, with.
bread, 0110060 and salads. At night
the tuna! conslste of only tnat'al-
lease of bolt, cold entrees and entre-
meta; co bot vegetables, but per -
It ps as a bonne boucle, :t hot cut-
let, leen, of course.
litany people fa Paris who are in -
dined to bo //tout, ospecutlly among
the women, aro assiduously follow-
ing llto now cure, and most, of (Iwo
W110 1111v'0 trite! It atasert that they
113 NO obtained satisfactory results,
Roosevelt Texts,
Some of the humor1et1 are so de-
lighted with the notion of Col. 11010e -
vett no 1'reoideut of Harvard that
they are hunting up testa for his
"Pinning of 000aelolf," If WO may
use the impression. Tito l4•aehtngtou
Poet offers this little collection:
"Thy servant slew both the lion
and the bear." --1. Samuel. tell. 36.
'Thy children, like olive plants,
round they table.' -Psalms, male- 8.
"With thee will I break in pieces
the horse."-Jel'emiah, 11. 21.
"Hanna (1J, why weepret thou 7"
-I. eamucl, I. 8.
"So is my strength now for war"
Joshua, xiv. 11.
This Woman is Unhappy
SHE SNORES
her breath Is bad, because of Catarrh
00(s a mercy to tell her that
DR. AGNEW'S CATARRHAL POWDER
will surely Cure her,
Some remedies ere quack-Agnew's
core ie quick.
Her life is in danger from Pulmonary
disease, which co inevitably follows
Chronic Catarrh.
Thi; cure complete.nly costs lOcts. a
bottle. Relief instantly and the patient
stays cured.
It not only soothes; it heals. Colds
and Acute Catania relieved, and head•
ache cured in ten minutes.
George Lewis, of Ilellenback &
Baker, Ohatuokln, I'n., writes:
I have used a great many Catarrh
remedies and have never had any relief
until I used one box of Dr, Apert Ca.
timbal Powder, which eared m0 after 1
had been troubled with Catarrh for fifty
years. 1 am 80 years old.
DR. AGNEW'S HEART CURE
keeps the heart going, which keeps the
nerves toned, which set stomach and
liver and the whole system (n order;
and that's the right way and the only
way to do (t. 15
A Unique Bridge.
Ont of the must carious bridges
ever built, perbiopo nnlque in the
history of the world, was that
made by the British troops In 1800.
They were marching on Pekin, but
found their progrcne barred by a
flooded river of com iderable width
and depth. A timber party woe
formed, but found nothing to put
down or borrow eultahlo for a
bridge. At last a huge store of cot-,
fins teas diecoverod In the village,
and with these the soldiers built
tlmlr bridge and crossed alive over
the receptacles re. the dead,
The Etiquette of Divorces.
Is It not time the' a little book on
the etiquette to be observed by cll-
voroed persona was published 7 "How
to be Easy though Divorced" might
serve as a title indicating the help-
ful character of the work. A few
refleotione In the Boston Journal
will perhaps give the author of
each a manual a few hints. "It
seems to us that a divorced husband
should 'treat his divorced wife when
be meets her at a gonial gathering
with the distinguished toonaldera-
tion that he should pay any woman.
He should not pregame on any form-
er Intimacy, Tuna he 'should not
wink at her knowingly or poke her
slyly In the ribs. Nor should he In
the course of general conversation
say to aggressively oheerful tones:
'You remember, Elisabeth, I never
oonid eat Brussels apront', It would
also be in bad taste to aak: 'Who
keeps you to mind of your engage -
menta now?'
Jim Knew.
Senator Hanna told to a group
of aIle fellow senators the other day
Ude story : "In Lisbon. where I was
born, they gay a black man and a
white man were once riding togeth-
er pious a lonely road. The road led
past a Jell, and in the courtyard
of the Jall, they saw, rising above
the high and dismal stone wall, tl
gallows.
"lime said the white man, "where
would you be if that gallows had
Its due t"
"Guess ah'd be rldin' alone, fah,'
Jim replied. -Washington Star.
What shrunk your woolens ?
Why did holes wear so soon ?
You used common soap.
REDUCES
EXPENSE
Ask for the Octagon Bar.
005
Ilia !within( ion.
A genteel carter 11Iwoy0 sits when
ho carves, 001 ys . a work on eti-
quette. Perhaps; 11e doter; but It he
pretty tertian that there are times
when yw youthfully yearns to pet
ono foot on the table and the other
on the bird 01111. 5truggiiug with
tho fowl.
Keep Min:tars Liniment in the
House,
The Brave Sex,
Wasbin8(oo filar.
"Do you think haat women are as
rimae RN men?"
"Braver," answers! Here Cnyenno.
"You will obeervo that the sclentiete
who keep talking with terror about
the bacilli In a kegs aro all males."
Maumee Liniboent is used by Phy-
sicians.
Jetferann'a Maxims.
"Tho 'gage of Monticello' has been
called an Infidel, but the charge fe
a libel. Jefferson was not a devotee
of any particular form of OCetestas-
ticism, but he was 1! believer In God,
in the higher life tend in purity. 110
practiced rho golden rule tar bet-
ter than many statesmen of a Tater
11800. A fine example of the 03udlous,
painstaking, methodical, pereevcrinit,
simple, economical, and withal pow-
erfny man of affairs, Thome,; ,le flee.
tea will rrmahl for all time.
"Tho follow ingtea Plies of conchae
from his pen alight well be plashed
in the hat of every clerk, stenogrn-
phew, bookkeeper -employer and em-
pl0yed-in Chicago. Cart out, frit slid
and given a place: on every desk 0
tithe great heart of American mem-
morel/Olsen, 111080 maxims. Studied 1I0
men hustle, would make 118 all wiser
and hotter:
'Never put off till to -morrow what
you can do lo -day.
"Never trouble another for what
yon can do yourself.
"Never spend your money before
you have earned it.
"Neter buy what you dui not want
because la Is cheap.
"Pride costs metre than hunger,
thirst and cold.
"We seldom repent of Bevins eat-
en too little.
"Nothing k troublesome that we
do willingly.
"How much paha ovlls hare cost us
that have never happened.
'Take things always by the smooth
handle.
'When angry count ten before
you spank : if very angry count a
it n n d red." -1•:x.
A Better Way of Putting it.
Chicago Pest.
"Would you call her mercenary?"
"Well, perhaps It would he better
to ray that in Coat i „ - .•„ , ,"t,ters
site displays good business judgment."
HOW'S THIS?
We offer One hundred Dothtra' Reward for
any rase 01 Catarrh that cannot be cured by
Hldl'e Catarrh Cure.
F. J. BEN EYACO„Toledo, O.
We, the undersigned, have known 1", J.
Cheney for the twat 15 years and believe him
perfectly huaorable in nil bualnees trans-
aetlona and financially able to carry out any
obligations made by their arm.
Wier & TRUAX, Wholesale Druggists, To-
ledo, 0.
WaLntae, K(NNAN a MARVIN, Wholesale
Drugglata, Toledo, 0.
Hall's Catarrh Crre is taken tnternnlly,act-
fng directly upon the blood and 00 mous sun
laces of the syetem, 'Ccetlmoulala sent free.
Price -75c per bottle. Bold by all druggists.
Hall's Pemlly 1'Ole ere the heat.
ISSUE NOe 19. 1903.
Mrs. Whallow'a bo0thing 8 akoald
always be used for Children Teething, 10
eoothee the child, softenithegumee nares wind
coUc and la the beat remedy for Diarrheas.
LEARN A PROFESSION
IN FIFTEEN DAYS
by mail so 700 cnn MO, from FIVR re TON
001,1,A110 A DAV. Fur purlirulaee write
A. HANSELr •Ma Ha,A a North
Hamilton, Ont.
LADY AGENTS WANTED
THE ALL -WAYS READY
.1t1aT 5VPPORTrI
1 001? n0JJrrra..
Best Selling Skirt Supporter and Waist Adjuster
ever Introduced. Sells at sight. Good profit.
Saadi 25 cents for sieges and terms to amts.
MUSH' & CO., DEPT. If., TORONTO.
USE
1,000 MILE AXLE GREASE
It Has No Equal
Manufactured only by
THE CAMPBELL MFC. CO.
of HAMILTON, ONTARIO,
For sale by all leading dealers.
SOFT Loon `EYEL"ETS
NEVIRSHOW" tROUGHTHEGOWN
NEITHER CORRODE NOR
STAINUNDERGARMENTS
AND WILL NOT RUST.
horse Health
is one of the most important
things for every farmer to
consider'.
Dick's
Blood Purifier
will build up a rundown horse.
It tones up the system, rids
stomach of bots, worms and
other parasites which under-
mine an animal's health.
so cts. a package.
LEEMING MILES & CO.
AGENTS. • - - MONTREAL.
When a „widow appears is half -
mourning It's the wise bachelor's sus
to take to the tall timber.
4.
1
.heat the same a; ever
SI.Jacobs011
continues to be the sure 8105IS
Rheumatism
Neuralgia
ral'1e1. 25.. sad 50e.
tASSIMMIONSIMMOIF
444
V..a It ton /sere,
w"laemn, u.c., No,. u, mos.
Plwe send me your •' Tfra,ira ox
the Norte end hi, Ui,e"rs.' Vara
used ICendelh e.p,,;n Cure (or aro
Rave
V n4 gladly
dly, testify to its
r aveC, Nea.e.
Je
5PAVJJV
CURE
rive eau or epnia
ebeolutelr 0.11&
nyti,ln. N. Ilakua, Jnn. ee, poi
10., ru(1 fire liar.t ehsolarely of
Sy. An in Ital.. a Inn, years with your
10. 140, Spavin cure.
Very Rely yours, ll arty nawast.
THE OLD RELIABLE
Aad Most Successful Remedy Ever Discovered for Spsvins, Ringbolts"
Splints and ell Lamenala.
This L the unqualified eaperience of thousands of horsemen and others In Reseed other
oountrier and there lane reason why you should not chars la these benefits. Just read
what theabovepeople say about "Kendalls." Web to them for your ownsatistseuoa.
In
addition to being the beat stable remedy
knee, 10 is unequaled as a lioimeat for house-
hold and family use. Sold `enereu byettdrug-
gists. Price cel' six bottles for 0. we send
valuable book, '1A Trestles oathe one, , pro.
fusely illustrates, free upon request
DR. B. J. KENDALL CO.,
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