HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Blyth Standard, 1903-04-30, Page 6The Phrase of a Coward,
• •'It 18 said" Is the hedge behind
huh the slanderer lies cunt mood
(rhea he makes a murderous assault
On a spotless reputation. It Is
IMald" Is the inwards bubter11 g( who
'dares not face the necusld, who IN
'Willing to circulate a tale that lie
'guy know to he untrue, but for
*blob he does not wish to assunee
the res oneiblIlly. •' It is Bald" k
'tllo Subtle venom which many ❑tu,l-
ern Ing -o8 use to poison the nand
and ruin the pence of twentieth cen-
tury Otltelloe. "It Is sold" 18 111e
letroluctory note of every ern. cos-
tly and scandal. And In nineteen
cases out of twenty the man or wo-
Sari who prefaces a tale with "it
1a said" will bo found pretty close
to tho originator or Inventor or the
slander.—Burlington Hawkey c.
Gummed Offhand.
Ardupp—T wonder what my ances-
tor, Adatn, said when ho first met
Bee?"
Dlggby—Aro you Farr he was au
ancestor Of yours?
Ardupp—Certolnly,
Diggby—Then I gars about the
Melt thing ho said to her ons 'Lend
aye $2.'"
OR. A. W. CHASE'S 25
CATARRH CURE e„ ct.
is sent direet to the diseased
parts Jy the Improved Wore,
Heats the ulct,. clears the ur
passages, stops droppin s in the
throat and permanent
Catarrh and Hay Feve illower
fear. All dealers, or Dr. A. W. Chs.
Dedicate Co,. Tamale sad Bade.
Helen's :Vier Dream.
Whet) Helen, five years old, awak-
ened the other morning, she ran to
her aunt, saying:
1 Clad snob a glee dream. 1 dream-
ed that God put wings on me and
let Ise fly up to heaven. Then He
acid I could go down to granlma's
backyard and pick flowers, and I
had, oh, lots of fun."
"Well, wasn't that a lovely dream,"
commented aunty,
"No, it wasn't so lovely." replied
tis little maid, "'c&use when I
went back to henven God let me
come down again, and then I found
a blg el'phant eatlug up all the (low-
ers and I had to fly away."
Ask tot' Mtnard's and take no other.
Association or ideas.
Wife ; "Mohler writes that she
*111ho here to -morrow for a short
visit, my deur." "Very well," re-
lied her husband. And as he left
house lie patted his little boy
•a
the head kindly, and said; "Bob-
by, didn't yon ask me to buy you
a tin whistle and a drum the other
day ?" "Yrs, pa." „Well, 1 will
bring them home to -night."
A Witty Pauper.
While walklug through an old
street i0 Stuttgart recently a man
found a purse, and, thinking that
It might contain something valu-
able, he stuck It hastily in his pocket
and hurried home.
doe examined It then, and watt dis-
gusted to find that It contained
nothing except these four lines in
German, on a slip of paper:
Wben you thud this purse retrain
from joy ;
1'11 tell you why to a minute;
I only threw It away because
I hadn't a cent to put in it,
StomaGi1 Disorders
If you want to enjoy oach meal to
the utmost extent 1101 feel that your
stomach le taking the good out of
the food you oat you &Mould try
Dr. Carson's Tonic
Stomach and Constipation Bitters
It will givo gest to your appetite.
Om pamphleton the use of tide superior
tonic sent In exchange for your name
and address on poet Bard,
60c. per bottle at all drugginte or sent pre-
paid on receipt of price.
Sample sent on receipt of 6c. (stamp) to
cover postage.
?H6 GIIRSON MEDIGINE GO•TORWITO
Overdid 11.
Pennsylvania Punch Boni.
Jouephino—Yes, sur trip was all
right. but we had an atroolouely
fresh escort.
Geraldine—I thought they had
personal oonductore on those tours.
dopphtae—That was the trouble.
Oulu was too darned personal.
HOW'S THIS ?
Woofer One Hundred Dollars' Reward for
,ettee of Catarrh that cannot be cured by
Raa'a Catarrh Cure.
F. J. HENRY & CO., Toledo, 0.
We, the undersigned, have known F. J.
Chop for the last 15 years and believe him
pe sly honorable in all business tran-
ce and financially able to carry out any
adons made by their firm.
Waal a Trona, W boleeale Druggists, To
Iede, 0,
*cameo, $taxon * Maav,x, wholesale
buuggl.ta, Toledo, 0
niers Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally,eet•
tag dlreetly upon the blood wad mucous tour.
faces of the system. Testimonials sent foe.
PHce_er, per b.,ttle. Sold by all druggists.
Roll's Family 1'111■ are the hest.
Wood's PhoNphodine,
The Or.t Eotllah Iteaety,
le an old, well esuabe
lighted and reliable
preparation. Has been
prescribed and used
over el years. All drug.
gists iu the Dominion
of Canadasell and
recommenas being
the ole medicine of
iia kind that auras and
SHos solvers/1 emit/faction. 11 promptly and
toy entea all forms of A'ervous Weak.
,1tlscions, Rpermolor,•htra, Impotenep,
ett.teof abueoor eacesans; the excite/dm
fbboeeo, Opraetor Stimulants, Mental
in Worvp, 811 of which lead to Infirmity,
Consumption and ea Early Grave,
t tu.r package or sir for Ii. One will
111:114,4
Me.syas,,
Or mill rare. Mailed p0ruptr on re•
'Ml;sofprice. S^ndfor fro, pamphlet. Addrss
11,• Wood Cowpony,
'udtor,Oat ,Canaan,
Ware and After.
A Common
Bred Cow
When lone,' up by
lilt• ,1 Puri-
fier will g,ve as
touch and as rich
milk asallighlyf
bred aristocratic
Jerseycowgives
upon or.
denary
feed, and
a Jersey
cow when
given.
DICK'S
BLOOD PURIFIER
will wonderfully increase her yield
of milk. It saves feed too, because
a smaller amount of well digested
food satisfies the demands of the
system and every particle of Hour•
subment sticks.
50 cents a package.
Leemis:, Mlles & Co., Agents,
MONTREAL
First Past the Post, -~^
Client—flow about that account I
lett with you to collect on share.?
Colleetli,n .agent—Oh, I collected my
half all right, hut ft's simply impos-
sible to collect yours.—Chicago News.
Treherne, Jan. 6, 1002.
hfnesey-IIna•rls Co„ Limited,
Winnipeg, Man,
Gentlemen,—It giros me very
much pleasure to inform you that
the No. 4 Binder which I purchas-
ed from your Agent. here last sum-
mer hos given me the very best of
satlsfactIon, doing its work to
perfection and drawing ilght—very
—much lighter than I expected. My
crop was very heavy and some of
it very badly down, but your binder
did its work splendid. I had no
trouble whatever. I hopo you will
sell iota of binder. for 1001 and
save my brother farmers lots of
trouble. I wish you every success.
R. AL PERRIS.
Two Masters.
Little Chronicle.
In the primary class of a certain
Sunday school the lesson was being
reviewed by a visitor. When she final-
ly asked for the tiolden Text, a little
boy on the buck row eagerly raised
his baud ani) plvully retreated, "You
cannot serve (10,1 and women."
I kaon• AIINARD'S LINIMENT will
cure Diphtheria.
JOAN D. BOITILLIEIt.
Frunoh Village.
I knon' .MINARD'S LINIMENT will
cure Croup.
J. F. CUNNINGHAM.
Cape island.
I know A71NAIII) S LINIME\T is the
best remedy ext earth.
JOSEPH A. SNOW.
Norway, Mo.
oh!
'fit -Bit,:,
Husband—DarlIng, 1 believe that 1
am failing.
Wife (in alarm)—Gracious! How of-
ten I have warned you, George,
against your 'foolish specuiations.
Husband—I don't moan In business,
(sear ; I mean I'm failing In health.
Wife (reli ve:B-0h, is that alit
011 City, Feb. 5, 1903.
Massey -Harris Co., Limited,
Toronto, Ont.
Gentlemen,—!'!rase Bend me one
of your 190'1 catalogues of farm
machinery. I have used no ma-
chinery that gives as good satis-
faction as Massey -Harris.
JOHN MARRIOTT.
Editorial Amenitles in Missouri.
Bethany, 31o., Owl.
There 1e a gander eyed, yonk Jaw-
ed, long nosed, hatchet faced man in
the Pleasant Valley neighborhood
that wants to always keep up a fuse
in his neighborhood. He Is running
for office now.
Wash greasy dishes, pots or pane with
Lever's Dry Soap a powder. It will re.
move the grease with the greatest ease, 36
Precise.
eyeemt,"' Kahl mamma, apprehen-
sively, "have you ever hearts Hugh
use any bad words?"
"Nem," nnvwerc,l the little f I•
low. T!e'n, "Well, yes, d did, too,
mamma. The other day he said git
for got."—Little Chronicle,
Spoke Mather Loud.
Two ministers went as deputies
from the Free Church Assembly to
Shetland. One of them, who hod
somewhat stentorian mugs, preaelt
ed on the Sabbath In Lerwick, the
county town. On its follow deputy
comieg there In the course of the
week, he happened to ask a gentle-
man, whom he stet, how Ma neigh-
bor had got on, "Very well, indeed,"
was the reply, "only we thought, 11P
spoke rather loud." "Rather loud,"
was the w'!) ty rejoinder. "How is that
poseLill( '1 Are yoe net aware that
we mace been sent ro shpt land, the
One to Yell and the other to Bray?"
Braised Tongue.
Select a fresh tongue for braising.
Platte It 1n a Kettle, saver with bull-
ing water and simmer two hours.
Remove tongue from water, skin it
ttl•efully and trout the roots. Place
in a deep pan or earthen dish and
eut'round will) 1-4 pound of salt
pork cut to dire, 1-2, cup each of
carrot and celery cut in dice, 1-3
clip of onion, cut the same, a spray
of purele-r:, a bit of bay' 100, 1-4
teaspoon peppercorns,2 cloves; pour
over 2 cups brown stock, rover close-
ly and bake hl ((4014 2 boars, turn
once after cooking 1 hour. Let cool
im t he liquor bp which it brnlsad:
serve cold.-"Piltuheth 0. holler in
April Housekeeper.
Mtncrel's Liniment Lumhrrmnn's
Friend.
How He trot, Even.
N. Y. Sun.
Hh--Say, ye know that roll of green
paper Chet that city feller hornswog-
gloei me anter buying last week?
S1—Yae.
Hi—Wal, Iles' wrapped a couple of
620 hills round 11, sees to make it
look real, an' bought a $1,000 gold
brick off the same feller with it.
Minard's Liniment is used by Phy-
siclans.
A Cautious Apologist.
Teterboro (10v1uw,
We do not Irish to be misunder-
stood ; wo hold no brief to defend
every detail of the redistribution of
1811. T1here may be blots In It, as In
every ease of complex arrangements
devised by human beings,
Tinker's
Dam
Is the bank of dirt he
makes to hold In the
melting solder.
?here's nothing so worthless s
,econd after except Spoon mcdieina
Or Catarrh.
Dr. Agnew's Catarrhal
Powder is an antiseptic, healing
dressing, applied directly to the
liseased surface by the patient him.
elf, who blows the powder through
tube into his nostrils.
The cure dates from the first puff.
You needn't snuffle from colds
Ind hay fever, if you have Dr,
kgnew's Catarrhal Powder in the
louse. It relieves colds or catarrh
tad cures headache in ten minutes.
The American Medicine Co., Allentown, Pa.
'rites: — " Your Dr. Agnew's Catarrhal
'owder is the best seller in catarrh remedies
re have in our store, and our customers praise
t very highly."
DR. VON STAN'S PINEAPPLE TAPLETg are
he only conquerors of indigestion, dyspepsia
lid catarrh of En- stumae4, They digest thi
end, giving the stomach as long a holiday as if,
seeds tort well. Cured thmtsando, win c 3
Sweethearts -4n Buffalo.
l mast's Post.
"Then you will be stone 3"
"All yeere."
"Oh, joy to
"Oh, rapture 1" (They embrace.)
"It's getting late, dear ; one more,
king, and then good-bye My hues
band doesn't permit my callers to
Stay after 10 o'ohcok, and, beetdes,
I must put the children to bed."
"But our wedding will be goon ?"
"Yee. love, if our divorcee do not
Haigh In the pan. Goad night. Give
my love to your wife."
CANADIAN ORDER OF
CHOSEN FRIENDS
STABILITY
The best gauss tee ut8'r.1 111 LITY furnish.
dh nay F IArhR'S,11, SOCIETY
In the
ability
to show—
(1) a growing REST:CYI: PGT.
(2) a growing M1:M1H:ItSHit'.
(I1) up W date features in every respect,
The following table exemplifies briefly and
comprehensively the standing of
The Canadian Order of Chosen Friends
from the first two points of vlew—
Year, Membership. Reserve.
1+4871711
1888 37
880 852
189 806
1801 11145
1892 5032
1893 7803
894 9710
1895 11864
1896 1298
1897 15027
1898 1(1152
1899 17833
1006 10018
1901 22164
1002 1)1822
Date Features
{ 1,648 99
4,488 65
11,665 58
91,193 77
52,718 40
72,501 98
100,784 00
108,277 78
139,984 27
164,230 53
208,047 81
114,254 47
2:14,872 05
310,719 88
Up to
(1) An Insurance In ease of death of 6500,
81000,;1500 or 82300.
(2) A disability benefit of one-half bee
value of certificate.
(3)BENEFIT.
An OLD AOF.
(4)AF'UN 6:11AL1n N:N f:GI'P,thla In 'pinna
(5) a SICK BEN EF'IT, tidal,' also optional
For further 101')1, 1 1r address
0. F. 111 IN'I'AOVE.
Could Beet, rder,tLunliton,Ont
0.F. CAM I'll ELL. Grind Orgauiser,Ham•
,lam, Ont. Orinnls-rs wanted.
The Observant Ileal Walter.
Katona Clay Journal.
Fiend 1C+ ltrr—flier that man a
knife; you ,ildu't give Itim any.
Welter—III cul,; ordered
Awad W., Iter—I ;snow, but 110 11
front Oma 10,
Shirt waists and dainty
linen are made delightfully
clean and fresh with Sun—
light Soap.
'Dorset. 31isurok the Sound.
Kansas ()iy Indepeudcut.
He stood In the doorway, lust tri
hand, and the stuttering young lady
was Inviting him to call again.
" Como around S-s•s-s-s," she
began, trying to say Sunday, but
the sentence was never finished.
The dog thought oho meant "Sic
'em," and he did.
Keep hlhlard's Liniment In the
ouse.
A ItECOGNIZED FACT,
It Is nnlyersally cont'eded that to
properly appreciate a trip to New
York or Boston, one must take al
hest road. That road le the New
York Central.
Of Long Standing.
Harvard Lampoon.
First New York Girl—le your ac-
qualntnnou with Jack of long etand-
ing?
Soured Ditto—Yes, f rode uptown
with him 111 the elevated.
The Overworked Monument
Slee followed him unto 1118 grave,
And reared a marble rare,
And chiseled on this sentence sweet :
"My grief I cannot boar."
She mourned a year, and then was
wed,
And they chiseled on that stone
A single word, and now it reads :
"My grief I cannot bear—alone."
e•
But soon al' wore the weeds again,
And they turned that atone about,
And on It traced this touching line:
"My life's light has gone out."
Not long she walked in darkness Ione
Around this marbie patch,
The bells rang out, the sculptor
wrote :
" I've struck another match."
She's happy now with number tour,
But all the neighbors nay
That she w111 bo a busy girl
On resurrection day.
—Syracuse Post -Standard.
Whatever
reduces the
drudgery of
house work is
worth having.
The
New
Century
Bali Bearing Washer does
away with all hand rubbing.
You do not require to touch the
clothes to thoroughly clean them
and a lubdul can be done in five
minutes.
It is needed in every home and
you cannot afford not to have it.
If your dealer has it you should
see it at once. If not, write us and
we will he glad to send you a des-
criptive booklet.
The cowawell afg. Ca. ofd„Ntmllton Ont.
tarwerwwwwwwwwsmetwausorriaumummeme
At the Trimming Counter,
"When a woman comes up and
eye, 'Hare you got thoso—er—' and
then begins to paw' her breast, we
know X10 wants pendants,” sold the
tired looking woman at the trim-
ming counter.
"And then td ask if we have them
—when wo have bece selling them
all winter" sit) went on wearily.
"It's queer, but not 0110 woman 10
ten knowa the name. No mutter
what they ask for, wo bring out
pendants and ft's the thing.
'Moet women ask for 'those hang-
ing things.'
Once In a white some one will
strike us for 'flub -dubs.'
"Flattery things,' 1e quite popular.
"'Dingle -dangles,' are called for by
many.
"So, also, ore 'bobby ends.'
"Bat most Women Just paw their
breasts and tisk, 'Ie'ave you got
those—those'—
"And wo say yes."
Just then a httlo *001811 with a
worried look fluttered up to the
counter. "I1atve you got those Jig-
gly little fly -abouts that every-
body
And the saleswoman eald In a tired
voice;
"You mean pendants. Yes, we have
them."
"That's it. I couldn't just re
enol the sono. Let me see them,
pleases"—Fhilndclphia Evening Tele-
graph.
Norma restate ordinary treatment,
but 1.k...per cru entfy cured by Wenver'e Syrup
'Ph
and W808041 a Comte, ase eemedtex 10ve
here *old for ninny years nod have cured
tiuoaisada. They wilt cure you.
ISSUE NO, IS, 19U.t.
Mrs. Winslow'.°boothing Syrup Weald
Always be used for Children Teething, It
soothoo the child, softens the gams, oares wind
code aid 1a the boat reineijv for Diarrhoea.
LEARN A PROFESSION
IN FIFTEEN DAYS
Ly0niem sn run es'u, (44p41a1r:o'l,-auvlvanuwetrWTO Tn
1.1, .
Ar HANSEL M H. ' Weft
e • Ave..aorth
Hamilton, Ont.
LADY AGENTS WANTED
Tt1Y. ALL WAYS READY
%RIOT a0PPPRTRO
e HURT AniUSTtO
Beat Selling Skirt Supporter and Walat Adleslet
NW Introduced. Sells at sight Good profit.
Sand 29 cents for sample and term. to ,pants
3111(78T1' & CO.. DEII'. R.. TORONTO.
THIND
G,
TO
FAT(
On the Lawn.
Libby luncheons
Wa,;rll t ho produrl in her -opening Cans.
Turn a l;.'y and yin iota t hr meat exactly
Raft left us. We put them up l4 ibis war:
Potted Nam, Beef and Tongue
Ox longue IWhole), Veal loaf
Deviled Nam, Brisket Best
Shoed Smoked Beef. Etc.
A11 natural flavor fonds- palatable and
whofwrome. Your grocer, mould havothem
"How to Make Gond Things to Eat" will
begat Tree loony address for the asking
Libby, McNeill & Libby
Chicago, liifnols
USE
1,000 MILE AXLE GREASE
It Has No Equal
Manufactured only by
THE CAMPBELL MFC. CO.
of HAMILTON, ONTARIO.
For sale by all leading dealers,
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Limerick Intelligence.
Columbia Jester.
TLete once ens a dignified Kts•, •
Who "biked" on a road of mumsl
When 10! by mistake,
A' rough rood bhc slid take,
And 'mitten itely thought that flab•
true.