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" Then, sir, you refuse to permit
no to pay my addresses to your
daughter ?"
" Moet emphntically."
" Good. This Clears the atmosphere.
Perhaps you approclate the fact that
you haven't any monopoly of daugh-
ters There aro others. Several of
there."
ilea here, what do you mean, you
vagabond, by Coming to me with such
Impertinent talk? Make yourself
scarce before I set the porter on
"Softly, my old friend. This rage
1s both unassuming and dangerous.
You bavo a Jecldod aapopletic look.
You must be careful. It to folly to
permit trifles to ruffle you. Look
at nue. Do I seem at all agitated 't
Not a bit of It. You have been rude
to me. You may be ruder. But you
can't upset my equanimity. No, sir
" If you don't get out. I'll throw
this Inkstand at you."
"Don't. There Is something about
you that convinmw mo that you
couldn't throw straight. You would
muss up the carpet and °palter the
walls and smear the furniture. And
for months these dark stains would
rise up to reproach your ball temper
and
our lack of skill. Never throw
ink if a club to handy."
"See here, any young friend-"
"Thank you, sir." ,
" What wilt you take to efface
amuse!' 7"
How unkind of ,you to suggest
ouch a thing. There are men who
can't be bought. Ian ono of theta.
I decline to efface myself."
" Woll, what do you want?"
"Da you still refuse to permit me
to pay my uddreeses to your daugh-
ter ?"
' Yes."
"But you don't stent to understand
that your refusal is crorthlosu."
Why worthless 7"
" Because she and I stole nway and
were qui51it ularrie,) yesterday."
" Eh 1 married 7 That does make n
difference. Draw U!1 a chair."-eleye-
land Plain Dealer.
His Own Free Will.
Dear Sirs, -I cannot speak too
strongly of the exreileneo of MIN-
ARD'S LINIMENT. It Is THE remedy
in my household for burns, sprains,
etc„ and we would not be withoQut it.
It 1e truly a wonderful medIFlne.
JOHN A. MA(7H)NALD,
Publisher Arnprior Chronicle.
Betbre and Alter Marriage.
Philadelnllla Record.
'• When a feilou- le In love with it
girl," Rays a cynical bachelor, " he
Rays, ' I could listen to you forever.'
.After ho marries her he lino to."
Monkey 'Brand Soap removes all stains,
rust, dirt or tarnish- but wou't wash
(lathes, se
It blokes a Difference.
With every evidence, of fear the
railway official cling to his sant.
Tho train was making about a mile
a minute and the roa,l was rough.
"Corduotor," ho sail at last, "It is
ncoeltaa.ry to run as fust ae this 7"
"It's according to your orderer, sir,"
answered the conductor. 1
"My orders 7"
"Yes air. It's a Nighty rough
stretch of road, but tho stations aro
new and fur between, and you have
trequent'.y given us orders 10 make
ppledtim, hero." ,
I have 7"
"Yes, air." . t ,
"Well," returned the official
thoughtfelaa "on the occasions when
1 lawn g'rea you thot•e orders 1 was
scatted 1n it comfortable chair in my
office, c0mur.uucating with you by
prire, n-hile now Ian on the train."
"Yee, air:"
"And IC nr•.kes a difference, condue-
tor-a grout difference. To -day I'n
not so pa1't.cula.r about getting that;
train In on tiara I man ,t good deal
more intere,:ted in making sure that
our destination to net the pearly
gates."-Calc:ago Post.
For a Cold
that hangs on
For obstinate coughs and
colds there is nothing equal
to that old reliable remedy
Gray's Syrup of ked Spruce Gum.
Prepared from Red Spruce
Gum it is soothing and
healing, to the Lungs and
Throat. It stops that tick-
ling in the throat, and after a
few doses that tight feeling
in the chest is relieved and
the cold and cough pass
away,
Try a 25 cent bottle.
Gray's Syrup
of
Red Spruce Gum
ASSESSMENT
SYSTEM
"The heart never finds that the bitle are
protested
When drawn on the firm M wife, Children
or friends.,,
Every man should entry nufhelentlnsurance
to protect Ole loved unee, and to tosure to
them the income they eujoyed during bis life
time.
Are your loved unee fully protected in the
event of you being relied brace?
This 1s n. pertinent attention, and One that
every man should apply to hlncedL
1f they am not Cully protected then the
CANADIAN ORDER OF CHOSEN FRIENDS
will provide just what you require.
Look up your ante, etude the siguree wen
here, and you will find at what a small cost
you can carry another 4500, 41,000, $t ,500
or 42,000. 1 luou ranee or protection.
TABID: 0l' MONTHLY BATES.
At the On On On On
Ages of 4100 41)0(0 41500 42000
18 veare 40 29 40 58 40 97 41 10
19 and 20 ,11 Ito 0 60 (00 1 20
21 " 22 0 11 U 62 a Wt 1 24
28 ' 24 0112 061 1) 110 128
25 " at ,0 311 Il (10 0 99 1 82
27 " 28,.• 11 34 O 61 1. 02 1 30
29 " 1000:11 0 70 1 01 1 40
al ' 32 , 0 116 0 72 1 ON 1 44
35 34 ,• 0 37 0 74 1 11 1 48
85 " 110 0 38 0 70 1 14 1 52
8 7 ' 38 0 40 0 80 1 20 1 60
81) " 40 11 411 1) 86 1 2a 1 72
4 1 " 42 0 47 0 94 1 41 1 8S
4 8 " 44 0 12 1 04 1 56 2 08
4 5 " 411 0 62 1 24 1 Mil 2 48
4 7 48 ,,, 11 77 1. 51. 2 31Oy
4 9 " 50 1 00 2 00 11 00 4 O
Should you also desire a"persona( benefit'
during oickueee, ODD by paying the (ullo)r•
Ing mu)tthle contribution. you will receive ,
benefit. of 411 per week, nod In the event of
death, a funeral tomcat of 410.
At Ages of
18 yenre 40 40
10 and 20 0 41
21 22 042
23 " 24 0 43
25 20 0 4-
27 "
0 28 8 O4
ill :12 0 41
0 48
8a :3 0 48
85 880 0549
0
117 'I8 0 050
39 " 90 0 511
41 " 42 Il 54
41 " 44
0 51
45 " 40 u 00
47 " 48
6
40 5U '
U 75
For more Information ripply to the nearest
Council or write to
W. P. 1MON't'AGUE. Grand Recorder,
Hamilton
W. F. CAMPBELL, Grand Organiser,
lin snit ion
ORGANIZERS WONTED
Their Fortunate (stupe.
They (tad Walked half -01,1tItrough
the park at a smart pace, :and sae
now hank on a shaded Kutch : he
seated huunelf 308lll1 her, Tacy were
entirely alone, ,ea.0e Por an old
1111111 at one eel of their ;rat, lm-
merw:d hi a look. The it ,agitated
conversation contiuucd,
"Oh, it Is too dreadful i" she shul-
derrd, coverino her face with he"
beets, as it to shut out Kuno un-
beatable davit,
"Fearful!" be agreed, deeply moved
nod ,mopping t protea, perspiretlon
froth loos brow,
"H'orrible3'' she added. ''I can-
not bear to think of it. The 101( or
hope, happiness, perhaps even Of..
Itself--"
"1{usb 3' hn Ioterrnpted, gently-.
'Let us strive to think of it no
more, or it may grow, to prey upon
our minds."
"Pardon rue," sold ti, old ratan
01: tho end of the, bench, his waory
eye4 dhdeuded 10 I11e1y .uppreiten-
Rfon; "11118 there been toms: awful
thanker 7 Have you leen foree;t
to look 018031 emit') awful tragedy;''
The young ooupl) regarded each
other lu soma conftsfou. Iiesitating•
ly, the youth answered:
"No, air. You flee, wo have just
become engaged. 811d we were talk -
Ing of what ncal:amity It would ((00
been lied we never met." -December
Smart Set.
Does " III" Mean Sick.
There are otgnn of an exietingpro-
pece:ity to constrain the partial
withdrawal of the word "sick' from
the American 4:nguago In favor of
the word ''111 " Newsplpero In their
head -linen and eloew11ere speak
l,OWUd aya of "a very 111 man•" It
weal to be "a very 13031 maul,' Why
the change? "An 111 wind" ,s a ;;a.t-
htfactory use of language, but
"tan. 111 man" t_raam; 00 the car,;old
eounde like an attempt to Improve
on to 11 050 that land no perceptible
defect. They 00,e thin ,1100 wulna
is a cuphcm'.em Imported from Eng-
land. A coi'eapoudaut of a Hoa.
ton Flew. dt-el((i,s and disapproval
it, prolthtbl„ not only against the
use of the, nuwarre ntahie adverb
"lily, het egainet ''the growing use
of the word 'III' in pl:Ice of the home,
ly word 'elek."' Thic 19 010,, pro.
ted; Int, (10011(2 Webster, Untie that
Hetkespeare with Itoa'dly an estop
11911 11sen "ill" to n)r:1n mentnl•,or-
ci. 0^ l:nper.sOual ((0:ordcrs. "111 at
ease," "111-0112 "iii -bred, '•til-brehd, "ell-
feros," ore nil fit and familiar )see
of 1' good and lud111011loun 111tlew.)rd
that bins plenty of legitimate work
of ito own to do, tritheat being 0on-
ntratn1i to fl'{ere tie a •teelee eubstl-
tut" for "rich." -H lrjxlr'a Weekly,
Don't Swear.
rxenange•
It elide my blood to hear the Blest
Supremo
Rudely .;µpealed to on each trifling
theme ;
MAnte in your rank -vulgarity de-
spite,
To sn'e 1r le neither brave, polite, nor
wase:
You wool/ not swear upon a bed
of death,
Reflect, your Biker now may stop
your breath.
Proof Positive.
Chicago Nowt,.
Hix -I noticed your wife afttingfn
tho window sewing this morning. I
thought you told mo yesterday she
was 111.
Dlx-So she was; but to -day she's
on the mend.
Irving and the Newsboy.
New York Tlmon.
Sir Henry Irving Is telling In
London with mueh guide of 1111 In-
cident that he eatye occurred during
ids last visit here.
"I was attuning down Broadway
one afternoon with my long locks
floating over the volley of my top
coat. when 11 newsboy rushed np
to ate, and, gestleolathig vloleutl;t,
Kilolitre! at me in a tragle voice :
"Deck, hack, Sir Henry ! Fly for
your life!"
"1 contest) I W3(a a bit flustered,
anti as 1 ,looked nervously round, 1
askel:
'What's the matter, my lad 1' "
" "Orclhle danger, Sir! There's it
barber in that hotel opposite!"
Minard's Liniment Cures Distem-
per.
IIIc Secret Beller.
Cleveland Plein Dealer
"Do you Menne1in the equality of
the seem, 3"
Tea, 1 do. Bak 10001(111'1 like tar
wife to know 1[." -Cleveland, Nide
Dealer, -- --
Minn rd's Lluhuent Carrs laph-
therin,
CrLulnal's Lucky Pierce,
"Nearly every criminal," said a de-
tective, "curie's some snot of htoky
piece 1n 1114 pookel, nail will venture
on 110 Undertaking of moment 1f he
lute lett this piece at 1301ne. Holmes,
the murderer, carried 11 111119, which
he hid Mond on u country lane 10
his boyhood. Mme. Humbert, the
French swindler, has a lucky stone
Dam Mount Vesuvius, one of the
French Uetectivel told me, and there
is melt, 1n ell her dresses n SpeeitII
i:rk rt rte.
some time. Bredell, tho
counterfeltlr, used to carry au Feryp-
Han seance. 1 know a pickpocket
who cartes a tome of tt cat that
het 11101, 1(11)1 that he nfterWItrde
killed, and its it fact that this plck-
pocket hasn't come to grief elate he
0001s 1p the tooth. One of the thirst
proficient card eliari s lu 1'ltiladel-
1Milt carries tt lock of hale from the
arae of Ills divorced wile -not from
sentiment or regard, tor he, will ex-
plain, If yon task 11 in, but 100132'
the leek of heir Menge hint heck, I
don't 101100'1, as 30 matter of fact,
(11111 I ever met a crook who didn't
War 10010 Nott of pocketpleee to rely
on." -Philadelphia Record.
enwnslum
"shine lilt
il
Ileo J, L. 8(1aa x wrltea "I have
used Dr. last
two a ettarthal Powder
for the tut two mouths and am cow
completely cured of Catarrh of five
years' standing. It is certainly mag-
ical In Its effect, '350 nett applica-
tion benefited me within five min.
uteri."
NO IS THE TIME
To tax Dr. Agnew's Catarrhal
Powder, Itis an antiseptic, heal-
ing dressing, applied directly to
the diseased surface by the
patient himself, who blows the
powder through a tube into his
nostrils. The cure dates from
the first puff.
Yon needn't snuffle from colds
or hay fever if you have the
catarrhal powder to the house.
Cures a headache in ten minutes.
Dr. Agnew's Pills
costing 10 cents for forty doses,
two-fifths the price of other first-
class pills, first cleanse and then
cure the bowels and liver for-
ever. 1
lue111111,.. :.Illlll191w
Hotted to Make a Safe.
Now York Tinos.
Mrs. Newrlch•-I don't need any
powder 1 my tenth are all gold filled.
Sol'
sun n-Pli '1 p'rhnp0 ,you would
Tike to purcII005l a MA: le of our metal
polish 7
For ten months I suffered with
Rheumatism ; I could 111003 neither
hands nor feel, and felt excruciating
pains in my whole body. A German
friend recommended St, Jacobs Oil;
the result astoulshed me, all pain
vani8brxl, and I was cured. -J. B, Hy-
land, Troy, Now, York,
In 15813.
Friend -Shakespeare, your wife 10
awfully headstrong, isn't she 7
William -Yee, Ann Hathaway.
HOW'S THiS ?
We offer One hundred Dollars' llewnrd for
nay cane of Catarrh that cannot be cured by
Hall's Catarrh Cure.
1, J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O.
We, the undersigned, have known F. J
Cheney for the last 15 years and believe him
perfectly honorable in all buelneen Crane.
fictions and financially nble to carry out any
obllgatlone tuade by their firm,
W far a Torsi, Wholesale Druggists, To.
Ie 10. O
WAL I MN%, K)NNAN a MARTIN, Wholesale
Drugglota, Toledo, 0
Hall's Catarrh Cure Ie taken Internally,aeb
lug directly upon the blond and mucous sur-
face of the system. Testimonial' sent free.
Price --75c per bottle. Sold by all dr'uggleta.
Hall's Family Pill, ere the brit
it manages to get [Ito very early
nowadays,
Every Woman Should
Know.
That Prof, W. I{odgson ICllle,
Official Analyst to the Dominion Gov-
ernment, has recently made a'aumber
of analyses of mpg, and reports that
"Sunlight Soap contains that high
" pelyeutage of olio or fats necessary
"to a good laundry soap,"
What every woman does not know
is that In common soaps she fre-
quently pays for adulterations at the
price of oils and fats, 'Fry Sun-
light Soap -Octagon Bar -next wash
day, and you will see that Prof,
Ellis is right. He should know. 200
The 1111N111UNN land,
seam Aimee le.
Enuua was n talkative little girl.
Sic, woe very fond of :Irking (1ues-
(1ong, although meet of her (uee-
1l0ar wore funny ones.
Olio day her father took her for a
Walk nlong the road, and, erelnt; n
made peeking 111,1., sbr said to iter f1t-
thnr:
"Father, look al that funny borer."
Her father told her that Ile was
not a lior,et, int a Mule,
Then sum naked what a nude was.
ne Mild t0 her:
"A mole 1e lullO h -)roc amt half a
donkey."
"Which Galt is the donkey 7" sic
ask(xl.
law the Lillie OneN.
An .t D C hook, beautifully Mee -
Mated, is one of the latest advertis-
ing productions of Siassey-llarrls Co.,
Ltd., the makers of the famous Mae -
ell -Harris farm 1 Itplemeuto.
1iy mentioning Ws paper and send-
ing your nelne and address en a post-
card to the Company 11) Promo you
can obtain a ropy,
Hereditary.
Barnes-Thero goes 1111fler in his
automobile. How Ilu:ckly be hug
lrarl;ed to run the thing.
SIdril-Seo, 1 suppose It Is n faculty
tihat 11, inherited. We father used to
be quit., et expert at the wlteelbar-
row,-Hoetnn Tyenserint,
New York and Hostels 'V la New York
Central.
The nnm09110 trains, the excellent
Nervier, the uniformity of lie trains,
Ire four tracks and rho location of
111, depots in 'Melon and New York,
make the New 1ur11 Centrttt the fav-
orlte line to those pointe.
Are ticket agent will confirm the
above.
Dimple Makers.
The Parte-el-Your wile, sir, 11 try -
Ng to rail my church.
Witherby-Ii that le really the
case, the only thing for you to do is
to kiln any poker elute-learper's
Bazar,
13101,3'-Wip' was the engagement
broken off betwer11 lladeppc and
Miss lljonns 7
Slobj»—I brliete they came to the
(emcee don that her loco", weren't
largo enough to support them both.
Plle-Didn't our honeymoon pass
e311141l;, '313 resl7
Ile -Weil, I sheeted say it Mil. 1Fhy
it teemed no time before I hall
:Telt all the money 1 had.
Blanche -Mabel says that her en-
gagement to Tom is a secret.
Tellth-Yes, Even Tout lees not Sus-
pe('t it.
"I hope you do not descend to mali-
cious gossip.' said the woman with
serious Ideate.
"No," arum erel `,floe Cayenne. "330
ono that i know gossips mellciously.
They do tt merely for fun."
"They had one of the strangest
marllagre re .or led for a long timer'
"In whet re.;tect7"
"In every respect. Why, both pa-
rents on both sides were present.
There Was nothing sudden or secret
about it, end their own clergyman
performed the ceremony," -Judge.
Sim -Me mind, I'd have you under-
stand, is on something higher than
my Brews. Ile -Oh, is It 7 On your
hat. I snpposot-Pillladelphla Even -
Ing Bulletin.
"I always do as I pllyts0 when
papa and mamma aro drensed up,"
ea Sd little Willie.
"Why f" queried nether Elmer.
''Canso they can't punish me then
for fear of tmissin' their clothes."
Mlnard's Liniment Curers target
in Cows.
In it Sad Predicament.
A vaudeville artist out west re-
cently adopted fou' plckaninnleg,
ranging in ago front 4 to 6 yenta,
In order that elle Might neo them in a
comedy sketch. Now alto has loot her
voice and her employment, and will
bo obliged to tinkle for t livelihood
in some other Ilelil In order to Nup-
fort the little negrocs until they
shall bo 21.
3Hnard's Liniment Corea Colds,
oto.
Candid.
Chicago Journal.
A number of ladles began to d1s-
en1e the virtues of their respective
husbands, when every other topic
was threadbare.
"My husband," said one, "never
drinks and never swears -Indeed, he
bas n0 bad habits.,
"Does Ire ever smoker' some one
asked.
"I've, he likes a cigar Just after
he Imo eaten a good meal. But I
don't suppose on an average he
amoke4 more then once a week,"
Some of ler (fiends laughed, but
she didn't seem to undor,taud.
ISSUE NO. 5, 1903.
Mra Winslow's boolmng Syrup should
always be used for Cldldren Teething. If
soothes the childaftcnothott',uul+, cures wind
colic and b the (0,1malady for Matrixes.
--
TEN COURSES BY MAIL ''''"'""g
thnrongld,v fought, 1•:z`rthretnu•Iera. Indi-
vidual DUDE (ion, Send for handsome cut*
logo° for oft tlenh0•,. Correspandcnco Ospen-
ment CENTRAL BUSINESS COLLEGE, tomato Can.
WANTED, AGENTS 1't °ter)) ie w"
nod tillage 8'
Canada to sell rands to n""u,ur° hAl11FN'
Nulls, Jacket. end skirls; gaud cu u0uiasians.
Crown'1,1110ring CO., CW11ad161 Largest 'Cull -
ors, Toronto.
WANTED, AGENTS ever, town
Canada to sell MEN'S orderedlc oval dugs In
ood
emnmisolous; radon label. Crowe Tallorlug
eahl)nde'A Invest'@tllors, Toronto.
WANTED -FARM HAND, MARRIED
nauh ( without. hn•tnnbranee preferred)
mind be expe
morieneed hi general fanning and
rare of stock, and be well recommended; abut
a single man. Address I'ost Office drawer
27, Hamilton, Ont.
NyANTI:D—M EN TO LEARN BARBEIE
(rd°; steady practice furnished b3
free work; Inst venous and 1°0(1)0)0 by ex-
perte; wages end shop experience Saturdla ys:
tools presented, board aoppllod ; eatuloggue
mulled free. Muter Barber College, Chi-
cago, 18.
IN YOUR TIME FULLY OCCUPIED 0HIS
WIN'rl'lli7 It out, we ore open for an
honest and energetic Juan to represent
ns, and emr eta rt you Ina profitable business.
WL' e1 te,Portr,l t. Nu pply Co., Parkdn (,,,Toronto
BUTTER, NEW LAIj EGGS
AND POULTRY WANTED
(lon'lgnments of nutter, Poultry and neo
had lagps No11.11.• 1. Pelona Gem toreholee, uol-
itles, Choice yooug('hlekerto,dry ppleked,clea)a,
Netting 60 0, Sec per pair. 0111 ley 1100
per Ib. for BEESWAX, delivered Toronto.
('orreupondeuee suncit.d.
.701111 .1. 1155. 61 Treat St. taut, Termite
VICTORIA PROTECTOR
The only Itygoalc Nap.
hit Supporter made. No
chaflna, no soiled linen,
no trouble; npleusure to
wear it. Indorsed b,1,
thuusnnde of Who and
physicians. 10(15 BYE"
WANTED. sample 111111
terms 41.00: r.00 Orr
d,0011 Catalogue 1
1 ,L her agent's gosh:
131:5.
C. W. CANI''JJIILD & CO., Box 301,
Dept, 11, London, Ont.
ST. JACOBS
OIL
POSITIVELY CURES
Rheumatism
Neuralgia
Backache
Headache
Feetache
An Bodily Aches
AND
CONQUERS
PMN.
When an animal 11 all run down,
bas a rough coat and a tight hide,
anyone knows that his blood is out
of order. To keep an animal econo-
mically he must be in good health.
DICK'S
BLOOD PURIFIER
ha necessity where the best results
from feeding would be obtained.
It tones up the system, ride the
stomach of bete, worms and other
parasites that suck the life blood
away.
Nothing like Dick's powder for
a run down horse.
50 cents a package.
Looming, MUcs & Co., Agents,
Z1ONTRBAL
What, Jones Didn't Mean to Stay
"So y00 were m^riled on the Bret,"
wild ,Tonne to ]frown. "Well, It eer-
tnlnly was a pleasant New Year's for
you. 1 (wish you nutny happy returns
of the doy."
Piles
To prove to you that Da
t'hane's Ointment Is aortal.
and nbeolute curd for eaolh
and evory form of Itching,
bleod(ngand protruding piles,
the meant octane, have gears ,,tend k. Bee tea
I lmonials In the daffy press and a k your neigh -
bora what they think or it. Yon can two 1t and
get your money bark If not cured. fins a box, al
all dealers or EnatssoN,BA1vs lc Co.,Torouty
Dr. Chase's Ointment
Or Anything Else.
" Your son will be a oomfort to
y0a1 In your old age," remarked .the
vlsltor.
" If that bey terns out as he pro-
misee,' Bald the father, '1 won't bars
any old age." -Detroit Free Press.