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Te prove to you -that 111
Chase. Ointment is acortaln
and absolute cure for each
and every form of Itching,
blewling and iwotrndtng pits,
E&nuhofnrers have guaranteed It. See les
ntals in the daffy press and ask ) o+lr nelgh-
what Choy think of h. You ran use It and
�,rg.a•joOanr money book of not lured. rales hos, at
Nt designer EnMnN90N, Bares B. Co., Toronto,
Dr. Chase's Ointment
A Common
Bred Cow
When toned up by
Dick's Blood Pur -
fier will give as
much and as rich
milk asabighly
hredaristocratic
Jersey cow gives
Upon or.
dinary
feed, and
a Jersey
cow when
given.
DICK'S
BLOOD PURIFIER
will wonderfully increase her yield
of milk. It eaves feed too, because
e smaller amount of well digested
food atisfes the demands of the
system nod erery particle of nour-
.isbment sticks.
50 cents a package,
Looming, Miles & Co., Agents,
MONTREAL.
ST. JACOBS
016
POSITIVELY CURES
Rheumatism
Neuralgia
Backache
Headache
Feetache
All Bodily Aches
AND
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Just a little tickling cough
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but it is often the fore -runner
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soothes and heals the irri-
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t WOPIEN AND
TIiEIR CLUBS.
„1,,, Edith Sessions 'Tupper, ,,
(lo 10 any well-known woman's
club and Ihl,s i., a sample O1 what
you will bear:
"You ladies, )mill pitman come 10
order. .1t otwe. Let all chattering
_ nesse.” "ieur—fur did you say for a
_ border :"' "I 1''1131l 'have my sleeves
miffed with crepe ]lase." "Listen
now to the roll oall and reading—"
"Ito you earn for Maeterlinck, dear?"
"The minutes—." "Fre/tidy Jackson is
leading ail Mrs. Bond's (termans I
lira r." "Will eomo member move
(his—.—" "0. Fanny, will get her I
Alitorev, Sure, they sa y. Lucky wo-
man, freed from that granny."
"110 ve y 011 been to ;ser Canq)bnll'et
0,e" ploy ?" "I believe there'd a nes-
tion ;thready--" "Do you go In for
ping pong, Mari('?" "Ladies, ladles,
kindly make ready for the ballot on
next Dertnight' tea." "1e, heaven's
name, whit 1s- Allo saying':" "Weil,
hostile nn I got me, 3 ruts." Sfv pet
vice? 11'hy, of coni (r', br(dg"-whist,
playing." "('holly hastened to send
ons 0 note." "That female 0 pack-
ing Chi.: nfeeting; site's determined
to carry her point." "I like danc-
ing better than eating." '.See me
put her ol'I nose out of Joint." "If
the cl(air would but give ole one
mlmnle." "Oh, merey I 1u she going
to talks." "Let the tell yea, Milo/
Sar, you're not In it." "I shawl
vote—I nimll go for a walk" "There
bi 1lin 1 beastly old frump, Dire. Dun -
pearls " "Good gracious ! her rare
(1(11 (t have burned." "Oh, I think
w•ollleli x 01)11)9 are each fun, girls."
M it100''I eurrlyd—the melting's ad-
journel."
3iMord 'a Ltuianrnt 11e11cvcS Nrural-
gfn.
KIng's Typewriters.
King Edward of England recently
ordered holt a dozen typewritero,
ode for Inds own use and tin othere
for ht° secretaries. "TIAs le a notable
Innovation." says an English paper,
"since, hitherto, the King's corres-
pondence has been dons entirely by
land."
King Felward, however, 4s merely
following the example of other sov-
ore;gns of Europe, most of whom
hate leen using typewriters for
1rrme time. Indeed, the Tsar and
'rsaardzn orf Russia. the KI ng of the
0f Italy tle `b av
Belgians and 1 King ti
man-
ipulate typewriters, with a dexter-
ity that might almost be styled pro -
free octal.
The temp o'er of Germany would ol-
eo talo become a adept e nIl 1e, the art,
Mit 1s unable, its Iia habitual nerv-
ousness pn'vente Brim from striking
the keys unerringly. Even the Sultan
of Turkey appr"etates the typewrl-
ler, and frequently (louses htmself
by picking out the alphabet on it.
A Valuable Belpre.
Town and Cowdry.
Old Party—Stick to your mother,
my boy.
Hix Young Friend—I will, air, It
costs too mueb to board any place
else.
3llnard's LIMinent Cures Burns, etc.
The Golf Craze.
There is a London story of an
old Scotch gentleman and a youth
who had spent the whole day on
the golf links, anti, as Is often the
(rase with particularly enthusiastic
players, ltnrj-)n°d some remarkably
close and exciting games. As they
left for home the old man re-
marked:
e-
mnrked:
"Itey, 110)11, but it's bin a gran'
day l"
"It hoe," the youth Resented.
"Think yo ye could come again
on lee morrow, [addle 7"
"Well," the young man answered,
reflertivelb•, "I was to be married.
but I can put It oft."—Cllppet.
3linard's Llnl.ment Cures Dandruff.
Peculiar and Pertinent.
The Nun's flames spring at times
to a 111(tancc of 8,50,000 miles from
its surface.
In dry air Round travels 1,142
feel per second, In water 4,900
feet and In Iron 17,500 feet.
No interviews with Count Leo
Tolstoi or 'Maxim (fork( may now
appear In the Russian press,
Antwerp Town Council has open-
ed a labor exchange to omelet
workmen turd servants of both 80008
to obtain employment.
On the west side or Moaat Etna
there are several villages to the
midst of former lava streams and
e ith ail the Louses built of lata.
Emerald and beryl are precisely
the some substance, except foreol-
cring matter. Amethyst and rock
crystal are likewise identical.
NN4N4N.4o4N44N44..4 In the year 79 the crater Vesu-
SMOKE
HILA
5 cent Cigar
Guaranteed Clear Havana Pilled
Mndgc—What does she mean by
'eying that min are not as
feta 101 they used to be ?
Wlrlorle—I suppose that twenty
,rears ago She used to get a seat
0 a oar.—Juige.
The Farmer ' Pays the Freight."
New York World.
Grntn exports for ten months are
181,000,00(1 smaller than Iasi. year ;
prot•lslonts and live epoch hale fallen
off $18,000,000. But manufactured
goods were sold abroad in quantlthe,
greater than last year. The 00:ry
Joke is that the Ratner gets the same
prices for home and foreign sates, d Rewar
while the manMe. "extends e. $5,000Will be paid by
Lever B Limited, Toronto, to any person
who
can prove that this soap contains
any form of adulteration whatsoever,
or contains any injurious chemicals.
Ask for Ike eetagea tar, uI
IGHT
REDUCES
EXPENSE
market" by charging American forth -
ern and other consumere 50 per tent,
more than the export price, with the
ttld of the beneficent tariff.
NOMETIMa .k COLLI settles in the
bowel*. The pain pierce' like a lance. (let
r1d Ot 1t promptly by taking ferry Bnvls'
('ells Klilor fu sseet0uwi u•u h•r. 'Phan' 1' but
One thein (Ciller, Perry Dat Ir'. Refuse <oh-
etltutru.
Mixed Up.
At a trial is a German vomit a
meat appeared as a wit 11086. "Your
uttme 7' naked the Jungl. " Veil, I
culls myself felts, bat may he 9u, I
,emit know if it is Ilenrlah. You stet',
Mr. Judge, tint urine rooster She int
two little pars; one of latent was
the and one way mine prtaler, and
toiler was my/017 : I don't know witch,
and my u1. Jer, die d mit know. 100 ;
end one of in ay(t5 named Frits, and
toiler jleurleJa, or one Ilenrleh and
totter 1'rttz. I don't know which it
eves, and ono of us got died, and m3'
mater elle colli never cell which It
owns, me or mete dneeter, who got
tied. Si you rice, Mr. Judge, Idon't
know whelp r I ;on Fritz or Hon -
rich, and Jai moiler she duu't know."
vias was to a great extent covered
with vines, and eipurtltcee and his N New
gladiators used It as a camping
place.
The amplitude of vibration of the
diaphragm of 'the' telephone re-
ceiver In reproducing speech is
about one twenty -millionth of au
inch.
Within the last forty years 161,-
589 persons have emigrated from
County Mayo, Ireland—nearly as
marry as Inhabit the county at the
present time.
Four railway Ilium connect Ma-
teo with the united States. In 1860
tbere was only one railway In Mex-
ioo, leading from the capital to
Vera Cruz.
Warned,
giltlmoro News.
"Air," said the plcvtding youth, "I
have won yam daughter's heart !"
".So," nose( Coe elderly sage;
"well, I redlon that's all right. But,
young man, don't you lot her shove
off her liver on you ; it's been sup-
porting one physician and three pat-
ent mediclae concerns now for five
years."
Signs or Love
borohy Dix in Ainslec's.
The earliest indication that a mas-
culine eneatnre gives of suseepttbll-
Ity to the fo10 set0 is when ho first
voluntarily hashes lerh(nd his ears.
Up to that time, Iibe morning hath,
oxer It (() eo I I 1 11 1
p fon miuso las only
described n small circle taking in Ills
'lyes, a segment of lite cheeks and
his chin.
CATARRH CANNOT BE CURED
with LO('A I, A 1'l'Lll'A'1LUSH. ax they run
not renrh the slat ,f Ute °(scan'. Catarrh In
0 1114400 or r i,s((1,mliunnl °(omni', anti in
order to rare It +uu must take internal cram
railer. Hull's , ,1(0n•h yore is Luken inner•
nilly, and note dlrertly on the blond and
mnrnux xltrhwr�. 1i n11'n 1'nLvrh Purr Is not
R quark medlelur. It w915 prrsrrlbed by nue
of the (a•xl ptynbohulx in lh(x country ter
-ears and Ix n '•gnhu• pre,u•ription. It boom.
1,0,x'41 of the hest tonins known, combined
+lith the best blood puraere, acting °(recli
on the mnrmus xurfacex. The perfect combi-
nation
ombi-
nation .of (he t wo Ingredients ix what pro.
&term such wonderful results In 'urlug ca-
tarrh. Send for testimonials, free.
F. J. CH ENEY & CO., Ihops.,'Toledo, 0,
Hold by DrugItglx(n, price 75e.
Hall's Family Nils are the best.
Treated 11101 Like a Lady,
Philadelphia Press
" BBsa Strong Is exceedingly nmeen-
line, isn'.t site 7" remarked 311es Asenm.
"most atItoclousl'- so," remarked
young Mr. Sissy, with some heat.
" You seem .to speak Irian experi-
ence."
' Yaaa, Ido. Site got into the ole-
vatah with aIle In the Skvw;w°,pi(
Building one day, and .when she saw
me she dellbewately' wemnved lair
hat and held It in her hand till t
got off."
A BOON TO HORNEMEN--One bottle of
Englishnpovin IAntment completely removed
e curb from my horse. I take pleasure In
recommending the remedy, am It acts with
myeterloux promptness In the removal from
bonne of hail, soft or calloused lumps, blood
emeriti, splints, curbs, Sweeny, intim sod
sprains.
GEORGE I1OBO Farmer,
Markham, Ont.
Sold by till druggists.
Slanderous.
Chicago News.
Be put his arm around her waist
And the color left her cheek,
But upon the slmukter of hie coat
It showed up for a week. .
The beet way to cure indigestion Is
,to ronuWe its Chub*'. Thiel Is best
done by the ,prompt use of Dr. August
Koenig's Hamburg Drops, ;which regu-
late the stomach in an effectual
manner.
The Preacher's Statement.
A kind-hearted clergyman w•ta
lately compelled to dismiss a gar-
dener who used to purloin his fruit
and vegetables. For the sake of
Ido wife and faintly 'he gave hint a
tetter of re0rnumendation, and this
is how he worded It : "I hereby err• I
ally that A—It— has been my gnrdea-
er for over two years, and that
during that time he got more out
ofo my garden than any man I ever
car. ploy col."
We believe MINARD'3 L!SIMENT i9
Cho beet :
Matthias Foley, Oil City, Ont.
Joseph Snow, Norway, Me.
Chas. 11'hor.ten, Mu'grave, N. S.
Rev. R. 0. Armstrong, Mulgrave, N S.
Pierre Landry, sen., l'ukemouc'le, N.B.
T.holnas Waesmn, Sheffield, N. B.
A Complication.
Caller (at the house of Injured
motortet)—How In your master at -
ter the accident?
Housemaid (with some embarra9s-
meut) —Viet' they think 110 'as bro-
ken the —(bluslies) —the kilometre
record, but 'e's better to -day. —
I'uech.
L058 OF YU'S)), rough and pain on the
cheat may not menu cousumptimn, hut are
bad signs, Alleira Lung Balsam !whams the
cough and heal. tu8,mrrd air paasugea. Not
u gmlu of oplum lu Il.
Decidedly Insular.
Sir GCr
George
Birdwood d d h
g ua rt'cently
told several stories to illustrate the
Insularity and narrowness of lila own
country people, English, 111 regard to
foreigners and torelgn oouutrles.
Staying with an Eugllml family In
France, he learned that their Euglieh
servant, though long reeldent there,
turd picked up no French, but had
make the French servants speak Eng-
lish. When this was remarked upon
by lair Oeorgo her reply was, "Master
and miens may tweak French if they
like, but I'm not goln' to demean my -
welt by speakln' the laegwldge of toe
people we thrashed at Waterloo."
Shortly after, went 0e, Sip George,
the wife of a distinguished officer in
tho Colonial Office asked after the
health of his son in Jerusalem.
"He Is in Cairo, In Egypt," was the
reply.
But I thought Jerusalem wits in
Egypt," said tho lady.
"0h, no," replied Sir George. "I sup-
pose youtnow Palmitin° Soup''"
"Yes, it has Jerusalem artichokes
la it." (,
"Well, Jerusalem 19 the capital of
Pal a st l n e."—M..t A. 1',
Lever's Y•2 (W fee Heed) Disinfectant Soap
Powder is a boon to any home. It disin.
fats and olaana et the same time. is
A Celt at Cairo.
Judge A. SL Kelly used to relate,
says the St. James' (Mantle, that,
while on the bench in the Interna-
tional Court at Cairo, atter a wlt-
11095 ,whose nationality WAN a ,puzzle
had been addressed in French, dpnu-
telt, German, Portuguese, Italian and
Arabic, and failed to make any re-'
4101110 except to hndleate,by shaking
his head that he did not understand,
Judge (fell,' term (1 to a ,brother
Judge and remarked : "I wonder what
lattguage the idiot speaker" "The
nr'm0 19 ,yersetf, Yor Honor," enma
from the ,witness in the broadest
Tlpperar3 brogue.
KELPION p' :��..,
gedarsdby best English medlsalJoursai.a,
aegglidle tritish soldiers to south sail.
For all Throat and gland Troubles, Lamps,
es, Old Sores Ulcers, Felons, Skin
DI ss,, 5co. as (Pimples, MIR Joints,
tMsmatlsm, Lumbago, Sprains, Cruises,
Piles, Cu,s, tars Feet Pleurla).
told by Druggists. ktie. Trs It saes.
So Convenient,
Ht. Thomas Times.
A citizen of Norman Is named Geta
Hug. When he was courting, If be had
asked hie sweetheart for a kiss she
would hove Said, "Why, George Hug"
The Only Extrption.
"She's unusually conscientious, you
say"
Yea, indeed ; even in the smallest
details of tit."
Able to resist any sort of a temp-
tation ?"
Unquestionably." -
"Hfus she ever been to Europe ?"
The champion of the woman looked
Startle({.
"Oh, wept," he said, "of course if
she had a chn.nce to smuggle a few
gowns Into the country, why—wey—
that'et a dUferent matter."—Chicago
Parts ,
(Minard's Liniment for sale every-
w,ttere.
It th a eurial9 eycnoiog(eal fact
that a man can be 1n a dosen differ-
ent minds.
ISSUE NO. 49. 1902.
Mn Wlnesed f Soothing *rap lflI. 1
ld
always child for mama
Teeth yap
soothes the child, softelh theaums, mow Will
colic and Is the best remedy for Diarrhoea.
Ri811ERN U U ?IRKS r',,1,ltl,wrg
Henri tar riesrrlpl(ve het. Ail/Irene I', U. Bel
2142, Yuungal own, 0.
TEN COURSES BY MAIL 1'eOd111
prnlew(lolu
thonnlgh(r Laught. Expert Instr fetors. Ind!-
vtdtud attention. Send for bnndnome cata-
logue forun•tleutrtrs. Correspondence Depart -
m_ oat CENTRAL BUSINESS COLLEGE, Toronto ,Can.
trIPERIAL MAPLE SYRUP.
The Quality stanch rd from Ocean to
Ocean. Your money bark It :tot satisfactory
11060 & LA FLAME,
Agents, Montreal.
HIGHEST TYPE OF BACON HOGS
are produced by
OAK LOI)01•; 1'O1tKHIIIILES.
First rind Hweepeta ken (11 'Toronto lnhacon
Nasxex this year. Plod and Hweepstatee at
the winter fair four suevesslve years.
Stock of nn ng, m 01 moderato prices.
J. E. BILETIH)1IIL, Burihrd, Ont.
Lock Box 8.
411:N AND BOYS-601ND
your full Illlme and plea
011144e ad,ln'ss and receive by
return moll sunlethlug i hat
will Interest you, something
yoll all want. 'This 1e no
fake, but cOrnotl,lnyf you w111 as- 411l41ted to
know ,nod lin n'. write to -day.
Address VIM SUPPLY CO., Dept. A.,
Hamilton, Ont.
FREE
POULTRY
Conalgnmente of Poultry, (lame, Dotter,
Eggs, honey, Benne rte., solicited, 1'111 pay
$H errata per Ib. F ((.11. TontItto for bersw as.
Rofereucee—your local bunker.
Corn'apondenee Invited. Prompt, return..
JOHN Jr FEE yt. 1:=TORONTO, ONT,
QUININE
For COLDS and MALARIA
111(1 1 ido groin ten et*/
l'ne,a sent post paid for
only ONE DIME. Address
A. W. WARD, Box H, Avon, N. Y.
DEMILI
LADIES'
COLLEGE
i
IdJ;JiJJ
To nn interested In the
edurntlon of young Lori(,'
or glrlsw here tan extensive
room/ may be bail, Delud-
ing the common and high
school brooches, 11e1e014'e,
l,n ngn tiger+, ehails, Fine
Art, ('onmmrrinl Course,
V,04444 Training, Elocution,
Needle Workand Phy-
sical
. tlcni Culture, write totter,
A. B. 11E5111.1„ l'reableut,
Ht. Calhur!mw, Ont., for
calender that gives you
very //penal rates.
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Writs for it and it will be sent
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0 on receipt of arti-
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recently in a dustbin at Paris
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Freight Paid to Any Station in Ontario
Proportionate allowance made to all outside points.
What Is more imitable for an Xmas present than one of these handsome Turkish
Couches? As we deliver free of all charges to your etatlon you have no further
trouble about freight eharges. And furthermore, we will ship one of chesuCouches
upon receipt of 11.00. The balance payable upon recelpt of Couch.
TM. 910.50 Turkish
Couch
$6.93
Free of all charger, at
your station.
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spring seat—beautiful roll Turkleh head—fringe all round—Riles on both sides—
exceptionally comfortable—,and thoroughly made,—upholstered 1u the following
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Thin Is without 0nubl the biggest bargain ever offered, our nhlect being to
Increase our already large outside trade. We offer these couches at straight whole-
sale prices.
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TORONTO
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