HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Blyth Standard, 1902-09-18, Page 6TiIBY DID NOT MARRY.
MNoerama the Result of a Widow's
laatrimonlal Advertisement.
ODI day recently the Breus Zel-
tang, ptlbltehed at Berlin, contained
the following advertisement:
A lady of mature age, but looking
sun and feeling so—tall, blonde,
imposing and graceful, at the same
time rich—wishes to again enter the
bond$ of matrimony.
The lady received a number of re-
plies, but elle was not long in de -
aiding. One of them took her fancy,
sod she arranged an Interview. She
Would not, she said, receive the mann
In her own house before they had
Pea esoh other on neutral ground,
=motors, on a certain day she
would be on the main platform Inside
the Frledriehstrasme station wear-
ing th her eoreage a nosegay of 111-
W of the valley; while the gentle-
man wag asked to wear a red nolo
Is hie button hole.
With beating hearts they arrived
On. the platform, tnadam wearing the
1111es and monsieur hie red rose. But
before either bwl time to beat a re-
treat or stuff into their pockets the
eompromiaing badges madam found
hergelt face to face with her owe
pre 1 Madam turned as white as her
Knee and monsieur ae red as his rose,
and both speedily took to their heels.
Keep Minaret's I1,alment to the
Souse.
Dying Do Not ailed 'tears.
" I bare stood by the Weide of
hundreds of dying people," sold an
sd physician at Topeka yesterday,
"and I have yet to see a dying
pweon shed a tear. No matter what
the grief of the bystanders may be,
the stricken pergola will show no
signs of overpowering emotion. I
have seen a circle of agonised chil-
dren around a dying mother—a
mother who in health would hare
been touched to the quick by signs
of grief in a child—yet elle reposed
as calm and unemotional we
though she had been made of
atone. There is some etrango and
inexplicable psychological change
Which aeeomjwlliee the net of die -
Isolation. It le :well
known 'to all
physicians that pain disappears en
the end npproachee. And nature
seems to have arranged 11 go that
mental peace shall also attend our
last lingering n;oments."—Kansas
City Journal.
How are all at borne? Buy e bottle 01
Painkiller to -day and you will he Insured
against cholera mortiuu diarrhea and
kiedevd.trouhlon. The o1,1 rrllnhle Perry
Davis' Painkiller le sold by all dealers. 25c.
and 60e bottles.
He Knew the Sex.
Touter Wife -1 dontt see why we
can't gets plain, cook, 1 have ad-
vertised for ono daily for more
than two weeks.
Husband — Advertise for a good
looking our, tea' dear, and you'll have
a dozen applicants the first dash
out of the box.—Cbteago News.
The Ball -Headed Han.
A little tot of lire years was ..ant
to the store by her mother to snake
s purchase. On her return her mo-
ther found the goods to be nneatis-
factory and purposed returning them
herself, so mho asked the Itttle girl
to tell her from which clerk mile had
bought them. Shp received the fol-
lowing answer: "I don't lust know
has name, mamma, hut it's the man
with the piece of face on top of his
bead."
TO CVRE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take ' .tire Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
Err .fund the money If ft falls to cure.
W e'e signature neon each bor. 2Rc.
For Failing Hal,.
Self an outlet. of cal ptier with one
ounce or borax dissuitcd In a quart
of water, preferably rata water,
Make/ a very efficacious wash for
falling hair. Heat the water before
adding the camphor and borax, au
this will facilitate the dissolving of
the ingredients. Bottle, and keep
closely corked for use, Apply freely
to the scalp two or lhreo times a
tt►e&.
Piles
To more to you that Dr.
C'hase's Ointment 1; o certain
and abeobtte euro for each
and every form of itching.
bleodingand pro', 111s piles,
the Mot waterers hare gum Instead ft. Bee tee
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ealJOnf mono/ back ff Dui cure i, enc a bo:, at
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On Chase's Ointment
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SO[T CORE
Like the running brook, the
red blood that buns through
the veins has to ['MC from
somewhere.
The springs of red blood are
found in the soft core of the
bones called the marrow and
some say red blood also comes
from the spleen. Healthy bone
marrow and healthy spleen
are full of fat.
Scott's Emulsion makes new
blood by feeding the bone
marrow and the spleen with
the richest of all fats, the pure
cod liver
For pale school girls and
invalids and for all whose
blood is thin and pale, Scott's
Emulsion is a pleasant and rich
blood food. It not only feeds
the blood -making organs but
gives them strength to do
their proper work.
Rend for free nemple.
SCOTT & ROWSE, Cbc::lats,
Toronto, O,nsrie,
soc. and Poo ; all druggist..
Chance tor Study.
Ile had been etudiing the Ilnee of
her hand for several minutes,
"I'm deeply Interested in palmis-
try," he said at last,
"Perhaps y (et would like to have a
hand for practice," she suggested.
That Is how he secured hem—Chi-
cago.
rid KELPION
p! .A aro
,cess
a,eis1NT.)
indorsed by but Ingllsh medleal journals,
Supplied to British saddlers In South Africa.
ler all Throat and Oland Troubles, Lumps,
Absoossee, Old Soros, Ulcers, Felons, Skin
01Eczema Pimples, Stiff Joints,
Rheumatism, Lumbago, Sprains, Seale's,
fess, Cuts, Sore Fut Pleurisy.
Sold kr Druggists, Ela. Try It stela.
A Heave Hoy.
Pat was a seri alit of an English
lord, and wits n hrnvy drinker. Otte
morning nft'r lir got drunk, ale toas-
ter milled hint and told him to try
and not go in the salon at the
corner.
He tried It and ro11r1 hardly keep
lis feet from turning In the saloon,
so towel they were to going In. When
he got to the next corner he put
Ids band on hie shoulder and said to
himself : " Pat, you're a bravo boy ;
came back and I'll trate you."
One fact Ie better than ten beltways, Ask
Dr. Burgesa,Supt. Hospltol for Ineane,Mont-
real, where the, have (toed it for year., for
hts opinion of "'The 1).A 1,." Menthol Plaster.
Oct, the genuine, made by Davie & Lawrence
Co., Ltd.
Tonsorial Repartee.
indento Tribune.)
"How do yon part your hncr?"
said the barber after he had finished
cutting It.
" With a comb," replied the irri-
table customer.
"I didn't know. It looked, when you
came In, as 11 you might have been
doing it with a hayreke."
New York Central and Hudson River
Railroad.
The above name 1s a household
word and the superior excellence of
the road should be ,uftletent to at-
tract most people, but now that the
rate is the same to New York and
points east ae by other !Ines no
further recommendation should be
nought. Everybody will tell you It
le the beat.
Pointed Sayings.
1t 1s rather harder to be petty
outdoors; there 1s so much breadth
all around.
Do 11)0110'0 In chaperonage? Yee,
fur my boy.
1l won't do to be only partially a
lady.
Comet nro probably mate; their
0rrrlit rich i00 eau be computed.
The most uninteresting person In
the world is he who Is Interested In
everything t quaily.
Thyro 1.o more jr,.. in 0110 sinner
who makes up a quorum than over
the Mart:-:wd-nine who come regu-
iarly.
Before pt,ing one's life to a cause
It is well to bo sure that tho gift
IR or s.rmn'alue.
To oberr)th, halite of an echin-
oderm—that is science. To do the
same tiling for a man—that 1s only
fiction.
Temperament cavern it multitude of
ring.
It is queer how much tyronny ellp-
01101 pr upir rIb0c0vcr.
Lite happens to som'n folio only in
novels.
Ir mere Ideas am not truth, they
nro at least the eloth of wblcb It
is made.
Nothing worries a woman eo much
as not to belong to things.—Dorothy
Moore, In the Century.
THOUGHTS FOR EVERY DAY.
Oh, beware, my lord, of jealousy.
It is the gr(K'n eyed monster which
doth mock the meat 1t feeds on.—
Shakespeare.
A man may, if he known not how to
$aye 'ae he gets, keep his none on
the grindstone—Franklin.
All men that aro rutted are ruined
on the side of their natural propen-
sdtis a—Burkri
Better to love am le than nothing
to Mare loco&—Crabby
b000000000000000000000coori Ragged clothes quickly--
; THE HIPPO AND ; that's what common soaps
THE LAUNCH with "premiums" cost; but
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The evening tens foggy and the
Initial' going slow, when turnlmg a
sharp bead covered with overhang-
ing trees, eve taut right talo the mid-
dle of eight or ten hippo wallowing
under the shallow Lacks. Seining a ,
.80:1 carbine which was lying near ,
me, I climbed on to the very (limey,
slippery eon deck, which had no kind
of railing or other protection round
It. Covering a hippo about twenty
yenta off, 1 fired at his spine and
bit bin hard ; the launch bad mean- 1
time eased off dead slow, and I was .
reloading when there was IN roar and I
a crash, and 1 found myself pitched.
violently on my face; 1 should have
been hurled overboard, only that II
managed to hold on to the emelt
funnel; It was indeed a ease of from
the frying pan into the fire, Tor I
though I was hoot able to remain !
on board, my handl) and arms were
badly burned, and 1 soon had to let'
go, The hippo had cosne straight for;
us, and was now under the launch
bumping ue for all he was worth ;
crawling along the deck, I Jumped on
to the stern, and only pet in time, ,
for the skipper, as :MX 101114 as I was
to get away from such unpleasant I
surroundings, hail begun to go full
speed ahead, and to consequence theI
blade of the propeller ntrnok the hip-
po—a nasty jar for both of us, as
the helm was hard on and the little
launch reeled at the blow; every-
thing 00 board was sent flying In all
directions, but next moment we
were free. I saw my hippo no more,
though we steamed about till dark
In the hope that he Wight turn up—
Empire Review.
Siluard's Llulment la used by' Pby-
sicltt es.
Pat's Idea of a Can't Hook.
Here is a true Incident which
took plaice 000 day while a number
of men were at work piling snit -logo.
Of (ouree Pal was the man chosen
to go to mother part of the woods
atter a cant -kook, but never having
seen one before, and too independ-
ent to ask what It was like, he
eta! tat off, resolved to bring the
fleet tiring which 110 thought re-
sembled one. 'After searching for
come time, he dlerosered a milky
t OW.
Be japers,' said Pnt, "I've found
0110 at litat. 111 drive her over any
way, for I see she cont -hook.'
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150 by Ina of one bottle. Warranted the
molt wonderful Blemish Cure ever known.
Bold by all druggists.
New Table Pads.
A new material for table pedaling
recently been place( upon the mar-
ket. It is made of asbestos cloth,
woven w eo(t that it cannot inJure
the most highly polished table; ltie
absolutely heatproof.
Monkey Brand Soap removes all stains,
rust, dirt or tarnish— but won't wash
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A Lincoln Joke.
In 1962, Col. Alexander, of 'Ri-
pka,
o-peka, an intimate friend of the Pre-
eident, slotted him at Washington,
and found him greatly depressed.
"This being President lent all It is
cracked up to be, to it, Mr. Lincoln?"
Inquired he, "No," said Lincoln, his
eyes twinkling momentarily. "I feel
sometimes like the Irishman, who,
niter being ridden on a tall, said,
'Begorry, it It wasn't for the honor
ar the thing, I'd rather walk 1 "
Ask for M(nard's, and take no
other.
History Rewrttten.
ftkakeepeare was asked what ho
thought of the Bacon controversy.
"Bacon'?" ho replied. "Where have
I heard that word before? Oh, yen;
you don't mean to tell me Chicago
Is elniminr my work. too?"
However, finding 11ult ('hlcagoans
were eo .crapulously refined that
they dressed their hogs, he dlemiee-
ed the idea as unworthy.
Jefferson had been grinding for
three days to turn out a suitable
Declaration of Independence, but
seemed unable to state the case
gttrongly enough.
"Eureka!" he cried, "A happy
thought! I shall centre my mind
on the cook I'4
Following this plan, he dashed off
the little remarks he had intend-
ed making when the discharged
Brklget, and the result was the
immortal document venerated by
all true Americans.
Porus, the Indian prince ,had Just
been taken prisoner when Alexan-
der asked him how he expected to
be treated.
"Like a king I" replled the east-
ern Warrior.
Pleased by the manliness d the
Answer, Alexander immedlately
made him Janitor of the Flatiron
department house, and the two
poltentatee stuck eo closely to bugl-
ns's as to be dubbed Porus plas-
ters -N. Y. Sun.
Stops the Cough
and Works UR the Cold.
Laxst ee Bromo Qulnlne Tablets ease scold
in one day. No cure, No pay. Price 25 Beata.
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Ask for the Octagon Ear 41
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He Meant the HIrd.
A mon once recrtted AR a present
from a 0011 (01p1 (ln a floe specimen
of tho bird known ne tate 'luuguing
Jackass.'
Ae ho was carrying It home he met
an Irishman, who stopped him.
"Pliwat kind of n burnt Is that,
sore?' naked the Irishman,
"That's a laughing Jackass," ex-
plained the owner genially.
Tho Irlelunnn, thinking he was be-
ing made fel of, watt equal to the
orr1181on, and responded with a
twinkle of the eye; "It's not yerself,
its the burr] I mane, sorr."
Mears. C. C. Riehn.rds A Co.:
Gentlemen,—In June, 'RS, I had
my hand and wrist bitten and
badly mangled by a vicious horse.
I suffered greatly for several days
and the tooth cuts refused to heal,
until your agent gave me a bottle
of MINARD'S LINIMENT, which I
began using, and the effect wee
magical. In five hours the pain had
ceased. and In two weeks the
wounds had completely healed and
my hand and arta were as well as
ever. Yours truly,
A. E', ROY.
Carriage maker, St. Antoine, P.Q.
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AN ARAB t
PILGRIM'S PRAYER $
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A correspondent of oho London Post,
who ha. witnessed a pilgrimage, to
Mecca, records the foliuwing prayer,
which ho heard delivered there by
an Arab pilgrim :
"0 Almighty God 1" lie cried, "now I
am euro 'You will not mend Ino to
hell. A place In paradleo Is surely
reserved for me. ' You know I was
not rich, being only a poor barber,
but through my economy and per-
severance I laid by some money. My
first Intention was to bey a wife
with my savings, but being, as Yom
know, a 0cneible man, I thought it
more advisable to make use of them
to come to Your house, first of all,
to insure myself a hoar! In para-
dise, and remember, 0 my Lord, that
I want a palace as Weil. 1 do not
want to be tt shaver in the next
world. Wo read In the tradltlonu
that thoao who hold high poeltlona
here will be miserable hereafter,
whereat, the wretched In tide Ilfe
will be rich In heaven. Po I Im-
plore You, in the name of 5Lahomet
our Prophet, who was created be-
fore title world was made, and who
will sit on your right hand on the
day of Judgment and plead on be-
half of hie people, to Reim to my
requests. When I return home I
have nothing to live on. Therefore,
I want a comfortable living to be-
gin with. And, since it may be long
before I meets the leourl You are re-
serving for me In paradise, I want to
have a nice little wife now, You
know the kind, of woman I like. No-
thing le hidden from You. I am not
greedy, and so I Wltall not ask you
for many. But, 0 Lord, may I ask
You for two? For, al) You know
full well, tt to not in the nature nt
a man to be contented with one."
Sprained Ankle
Cured
Another
Remarkable
Case Where
St. Jacobs
011
Worked
a Wonder
Me, W. 11. Aucs, in., of 17, Denmark
Street, Aston, Birmingham, writes under
date of May 29th, 1890: "1 am a delver for
the Keystone Bottling Co., of Birmingham,
and I had the misfortune to he pitched on
my wagon, and beetdee beteg bruised from
bend to foot my ankh, lotnt was pelt nut and
my toot severely sprained. 1 tried many
embrocations, but received no benefit; I then
went to the hospital, but atter having 'twee
treated fora considerable time, I lilt, not
any better. I then determined to try Bt.
Jacobs Ott, and I can neeuro you that before
I used the contents of one bottle my ankle
was as mound us ever, and I was able to go
to work ne If nothing had happened."
ISSUE NO. 38, 1902.
Whitt a Woman Thinks.
It 1e hard to look pleasant la
too tight shoes.
We are determined; other people
are obstinate.
The beet way to keep an umbrel.
la is never to teen It.
The smart girl Is apt to say
things that snake other people
smart.
It lo a wlee WOW n who keeps
f'o'r husband's faults and fallings to
herself.
Mlnard'e Liniment Lumberman'$
Friend.
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W. otter One Hundred Dollars' Reward for
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Hall's Catarrh Cure.
F. J. t'HENEY & CO., Toledo, 0.
We, the undersigned, have known 7', J.
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perfectly honorable fu all bushes* trans-
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)blfgattans made by thele firm,
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