The Blyth Standard, 1902-09-04, Page 6"ore Of Reaching Them MI.
L rural Virginia preacher look ad-
vantage of neighborhood hullabnfoe
over a ribbed chicken coop In the
following manner: "Dear Frlende-
I'se about to take up n election for
t teardiechurch,ran' t)
ann' I nu ,
P
clay' dat, It dor am ny nigger here
to -night what had a han' in eleal-
in' Farmer Jones' (dickens 1 doan'
Wan' hint to put nufflu' Ill de plate,'
this le an OId
Murkiest -Supposing a fellow wag
going to °hoose a wife. colonel, how
would you (Idris° him to set about
it
The Colonel -I should advise him
to select a little one.
Mutktne-What for?
The Colonel -Because, when tt Is a
queetlon of a choice of evils, it In
best to choose the least. -Philadel-
phia Bulletin,
Lost His Rheumatism
By the use of a bottle
of M. Jacob's 011,
SF.ROEANT JEREIIIAI( MAILER, of
Ardoath, Royal L•ish ('onstabu-
' lary, says: "My (tired, Mr' Thomas
Hand, Ime betel n great sufferer
from rheumatlam In the back and
joints for the last lour years, dur-
Ing which time he has employed
many different methode of treat-
ment, but obtained nu relief whaf-
ever, and for the last two years
bee been unable to walk without
a stick, and sometimes two "Mks,
and wag in great pain constantly.
I Induced him to procure a bottle
of &t. Jacob's 011, which he applied
With the most astonishing and
marvellous effects. Before he had
DOMINI using the contente of the
first bottle he could walk readily
;without the aid of a stick, and af-
ter a few appllcatlone from the
almond bottle he was tree from
pain and has been ever since; and
although' fifty years of ago and a
farmer, he can walk and work
without experiencing any pam or
dirt[eulty whatever."
Knew Where Ile Was.
While Willie was in the cupboard
Ono day bis mother, on hearing the
iid of the sugar bowl rattle, celled
to hint, 'Here, young man, get put
Of that sugar.'
"I'm not in the sugar, it'e the su-
gar 'at's 1n me,' replied Willie, with
Itis mouth [ult.-Little ehronlele,
MIluard's Liniment to used by PO -
Octane.
A Beotouese Opinion.
Tetuher-Have you ever heard of
the "Happy Ielee of (teepee"?
Little Waldo -Yes, ma'am.
Teacher -Can you tell me some-
thing about them?
Little Waldo -They are pleeee of
Mirk entirely surrounded by beano
DreCarson's Tonic
Stomach and Constipation Bitters
Made from the formula of an eminent
Canadian physician, who hoe used the
prescription In Ste practice for many
yeah with most sadsloctory results.
A Purely Vegetable, Tonic and Blood
Partfter. Price so cents per Bottle.
Clonally you can obtain the preparn-
t tion of your local druggist, but fl you
cannot obtain it in your neighbor-
hood, we will seed one or more bus-
tles on receipt of price (10,' per hat-
' tie) carriage prepaid.
Pamphlet sent FREE on application.
1IIL GHRSON MEDIGIN . GOMPIINY
TORONTO
LIBBY'S
NATURAL
FLAVOR
FOODS
Are V. 1. oereru..i la•
,Mee. PerigpW� ge.kd
•
0kNNF,O FOelw,.se
to roe Frwb, DNa1
`d`.iklsedr In ,*i Put ep is ounv1 ealentt.t.
Es will sradar«lt nirn,Ispat PIrgsroeel( bbl'
LIB$Y, McNEILL & LIBBY, CHICAGO
The World's Greatest Caterers.
Osr
•.wo fi."o.noww r1n.0MaesfGaionverses
APPLES
DEO; YIPOND & COet Montreal
We solicit your cnn,Ignmenre I , tIonirent,
Write or wire nn. Prompt ext•.
N.B.Ciarshall&Co
191 King yl. East, Hamilton, Ont.
WAN1' RMLIA FILM Ali ENTN
10 Pell Mos, Coffee., totting powder*. .Vire.,
*straete etc., to emt0nner,, 1 m1 Cnn rusk,
money. ofakirs wanted. l.n•enrut territory
vacant now.
RQIT FARM FOR SALE-ON8 OR THIl
finest to the Mager' Peninsula, se
.nonaa,,10 miler from Hamilton obi two mM-
waya, MO acres le fa t5 of which Is in toil
rooee�q es. Will be sold in one parcel er
Q►idy in tete of H to Ib agree to Hutt poo
a . box was
aq t}aa
Isis tor, P. P. O 0 dented bargee
A1d assate
Young Plants I
QUESTION OF THE
Every fanner news that ORIGIN OF SPECIES.
!'
O
, 80000000 0000000000000000
some plant, grow better
I ;, I .tt( than �
othei'o. 5011 May be the same ThC 01'lgln of ep,oies ig placed ill a
naw light by �ho reoeoL_ rrmnrknble
and seed 111,11 seeln the sante • work of t'1•o(. Hugo de trl'tl, of .'tm-
but some pants are weak and stercblm. Tht. lotlnlet httn been
1; the first Intrellgato to watch ihr
others strong, formation and drveloptnent of new
And thtit's the way with IormesProtifncrdllltt� t 1N entnrrre ullb'
children. They are like young of rliddrot chnngs and never of pnro-
ftletralve varlatinn. The "einglr, vartu-
plants, Same food, same home, I tions" among culltvatat planta sug-
same care but Some grow big serial looking fur the some pllenonu-
j- anon in wild 'louvre. Of 100 gpeolee
and strong while others sta
Milan and weak.
Scott's Enutlsion offers an
easy way out of the difficulty.
Child weakness often means
starvation, not because of lack
of food, but because the food
does not feed.
Scott's Enullsion really feeds
and gives the child growing
strength.
Whatever the cause of weak-
ness and failure to grow --
Scott's Emulsion seems to find
it sand set the platter right.
Send for free sample.
Scott & Powue. Chemi•ta, Thome, Ontario.
Sec. sad (, oo; alt dn,ggist,
y studiod, the only one showing change
Novel Hai hers Sign.
' It yon can't rodeo 10 cents rnlee
wIlskere," len alga in a barber shop
in, a certain Indiana town.
Ask for AHnard's, and take no
other.
Ills Error •
"I tcad you to pat our adrertlee-
meet next to pure reading matter,"
acid the great agent of the great
medicine compaay.
didn't we?" queried the bust -
nem manager In aurptlsr,
"No: jou put It nett to a t'ItyCoun-
cll report."
Lifebuoy Soap--disinfectant-ia strongly
recommended by the medical profession as
it safeguard against infectious diseases, as
HOW A PERSON IS DROWNED.
was Ornothera Lnmarcktana, one of
the Amer:can evening prlmroeee, and
of 50,000 descendants of this plant
produced In ten yfre about 800 have
been an altered epontaneouely that
they nre regarded air forming seven
now 8prcles. Three epe'les are mostly
very conatant, the charaeterlstios of
the new parent l eingT reproduced In
successive generations.
Minard's Liniment Lumberman's
Friend.
Jollying Uncle Ham.
Officials of the U. S. war depart -
meat have read with biome ltmtdie-
ment an editorial in the Manila
Amet lean, nommenting upon rho
"'warlike condition prevailing ht
the United ;'States." The paper says:
"It Is time to call a halt. The
civil commleelon or the strenuous
Preeldent should got busy. Tho hon-
orable senator from Texae hue tak-
en the honorable senator from In-
diana by the throat and choked
him. Thu exact detail' aro lacking.
Hating been so long le this hlelsed
and peaceful and well ruled part
of the United States, we don't
know what has happened. Steps
should be taken to stop these dis-
graceful Insurrections In the Unit-
ed States Senate. The District of
Columbia should return to military
rule."
Curious Marriage Custom.
In some parte of Brittany a cur -
tette marriage custom prevails. On
certain fete days the marriageable
girls appear 111 red petticoats, with
white or yellow borders round
them. The cumber of border. de-
aoteo the portion the father le
willing. to give his daughter. Each
white- band denotes 100 francs per
antum; each yellow band repro -
smite 1,000 trance a year.
It Is* Fallacy to Suppose He Rises
Thrice to the Surface. ENGLISH SPAVIN LINIMENT removes
all hard, soft or calloused lumps and Diem.
It is a very common bellef that a tides from hordes, Blood Sparta, Curbs,
drowning nine most 1, :sonrtly rise
to the sttrfao:, three times, no more
and leo len, before Inc can possibly
,frown. There to little ground for this
euppositlon, although it has bees al -
moot univrreally believed le for gen-
erations. Tee truth is that a drown-
ing person ntly sink the first time
never to rime again, or he may, an
lin Indeed does In the majority of
eases, rine three times before be
strike forever.
It all depe:ubn upon the quantity of
water that he owallows when he
stoke and the site of his lungs. The
human body in life naturally floats
reline the lunge aro Inflated. As long
ns tine keeps !tie head above the our -
(neo of the water he can float face
up Without having to move found or
foot.
But as soon as a person sinks he
gulps and Imbibes n quantity of
waive. If after he Sae swallowed the
water he haus any air Jett bit his lunge
he will undoubtedly rise again and
will continue to sink nndl rise alter-
nat•ely until all the air le expelled
from hie lunge, when be, will drown.
1;. most CASON the frightened victim
01 an accident swallows enough
w:l ter when he fleet sinke to leave
him In a very exhausted condition,
but tie there is stip air left In his
lungs he goon finde himself on the
enrfnce agatln. Each time he sinks,
however, the supply of air In his
{nogg grows less until ultimately
there le no longer sufficient to sup-
port film,
hays fall and brume themeelf. Grownup
n tl tetra opralu muscles by overdoing whole-
some exereloe. The when and .orange Oro
1077e11 not w lib Perry Duthie PaInklller. Rub
11 well Into the thruhing flesh and relief le
immediate.
Splints, Slug Bone, Sweeny, Btlffee,Sprafos,
Sore and Swollen Throat, Coughs, eta. Save
150 by use of one bottle. Warranted the
most wonderful Blemish Cure ever knows.
Sold by all druggists.
The Mother-in.lew Tabooed.
According to Professor Baldwin
Spencer, rormert' of Oxford, now of
Melbournei University, the blacks of
central Australia aro tree from one
"whtto man's burden." Ile has spent
towered year, mak* ethnological
Invrsligntions among them, awl one
of hie dltcoveries was that a mother-
in-law was not allowo.t to come with-
in a mile of the "mia-mla" (hut) of her
married daughter. If eho did eo the
husband was authorised by the tribal
law to use Ids club.
HOW'S THIS ?
We offer One Hundred boilers' Reward Inc
any '11011 of 1'nl,11rrh that tenuot be cured by
Hail's Catarrh 1'tire.
F. J. ('HENEY & CO., Toledo, 0.
We, the undersigned, have known P. J.
Cheney for the hist 16 year, and believe him
perfectly honorable In all 'matinees trans-
actlone nud financially nbte to carry oat any
nbllgnthono made by then' arm.
WRIT a T'.rtdx, fbulraale Druggists, To-
ledo, O.
11'o1.n1e17, FnnauN & M1avIN, wholesale
Druggists, Toledo, 0.
Hell's catarrh cure Is taken lntersahy,aet-
Ing directly upon 1 he blood and mucous sur-
face of the system. Trettmnnlala gent free.
1'rlee-75e per bottle. Sold try all druggists.
Hall's Family Pill. are the best.
A Chance for the Lord.
"Dear," said the fond mother, "I
must punish you for disobeying my
Wise Ways of Women.
No " prizes" offered with common
soaps will long tempt the wise wo-
man to use common soaps. The
wise woman soon sees she has to
pay dearly for "prizes" in the low
quality of soap, in the damage com-
mon soaps do her clothes and her
hands. The wise woman considers
hen health -bio soon ruined If she
were to continue breathing the
steam of adulterated common soaps,
The wlee woman recognizes the
difference between such soaps and
Sunlight Soap -octagon Dar. 113
Volcano's Freak.
During the recent volcanic erup-
tion at Martinique a strange phen-
omenon was noticed at certain min-
eral springs near Prague. The water
first turned brown and then red, re- 1
tabling this latter calor for a full .
hour. Scientists are unable to ac-
cotutt for this sudden change In the I
water, but these who resale near the
eprluige are certain that It was
caused by the volcano and do not
tall to potawt out that a similar phen-
omenon was ollecraed Ln 1755 on the
day when there was a terrible earth-
quake Ln. Lisbon.
Messrs. C. C. Richards & Co,:
Centletnea-in June, '95, I had
my hand and wrist bitten and
badly mangled by a vicious horse.
I suffered greatly for eeveralJaye'
anti the tooth outs refused to heal,'
until your ag^nt „ave me a bottle
of MINARD'S LINIMENT, which I
begat) using, and the effect was
magical. In five hours the pals had
ceased, and In two werke ay,
wounds had completely healed and
my hand and arm were as well as
ever. Yours truly,
A. E. ROY.
Carriage maker, St. Antoine, P.Q.
Pollee and 8tolnn,h Alike.
A French writer traveling in
Rus.la rends hone a clever mot of
a Russian official. The writer was
complaining of a remarkable and
eupefciour delay in his mail. A let-
ter rent by him had taken (heydays
to reach Parte. The official -aid:
"'The delay Is deplorable. It Is
with the police as with the stom-
ach -when one Is aware of it it ie
working badly."
Imitations abound, but Insist upon getting
the genuine "'19te D & l.," Menthol Plaster.
"The 1l. & I.." has BTnod the test of para.
It tuna. Iia Imitation. are Impotent. " he
D. & 1.." ha made by the well -know It flavin &
Lawrence Co., Ltd.
It Didn't Master Anyway.
The following explanatory note ac-
oompRaiod a Liberty, Mo., young
mam'e wedding gift to a friend: "My
dear girt -Yon will find In the ‘lox
a thingamajig, which haw something
to do with rating. It's a cross be-
tween a harpoon and a hayfork. It
may be for spearing pickles or stack-
ing chopped eabbage. Anyway, you
will be so happy that you won't
care."
stops the Cough
and Works Ott the Cold.
LnxattnearamoluhdoeTablet" eurescold
to one day. No cure, No pay. Price 25 ceute.
Now Feet Cali a Bird Fly 7
A*'erlann, Engtldtt and French oft)
eerverr rectally' have compared
9dtos, and practically agree on the
speed of beet known birds.
The carrier pigeon has heretofore
been credited with 110 miles an hour,
but it le now agreed he le entitled,
to rd). A quite recent test of 500
Mlles clawed that the most rapid
pigeons swede 37 tulles au hour. On
shorter dtlrtaneos none made morn
then 50 miles,
Frigate. birds have been credited
with a speed of from 151) to 200 miles
an hour. 11 ter,- did fly at that speed
they would have to overcome an at-
mospheric pressure of from 1(2 to
180 pounds to the lemma, foot of fly-
ing ieurfnoe. T)iero 19 no certaluty
that they fly more rapidly than a
paesoDger pigeon.
The swallow, a rapid flyer, le cred-
ited with 180 mitre an hour but he
can only Dy (15 tallest according to
orders.' the test mentioned.
"Plante, nut," said the little One, The teal duck Is brought down from
1401 to 50 miles an hour.
Small birds appear fo fly more rap-
idly than the largo one and have
droeived many observers. The hum-
ming bird does not fly as fast as
"may I go to my room first?"
"Yee," coneented the parent, and
she e(uttousf,e followed her first-born
Pearls Before swine, upstairs. Thrro Robert was kneeling
The evening woe advanced when a_ by hie bed, and lite mother heard him d n earirtl ,
say; "Dear Lord, 1f you ever wanted larger, glow many awkward
Ilitynng birch. very much
to beep a little fellow In trouble,
now's your thane."
The whipping wag lndefinttely post-
poned. -New York Evening Sun.
venerable squire of ancient name _
and lineage arose to propose a toast.
S°Idom have Il heard one more sen-
( eyeful. He begnq modeetly, It Is
always well to begirt modestly. "I
feel," ,old the good man, "that for
y plain reentry squire like myself to
To prove to you that 17n
Chasse Ointment I;acertain
M ■ ■ VY and aboolate cure for each
address a dignified body like the and every form of itching,
g Y blsedingnndpro:nldin��ccpiles•
Prrsbylrr,v of 8l. Andretv'e, luelud-I the manulwcturere have guaranteed ff. flee lee
tag in Ito number vnrloue learnt"! Moonlsleln the daitrnrru and ask yournelgh•
professors, is indeed to cast pearls her et they back bon what they think ell ' Yon
can use 11 and
beton.. I:wlite." peyotecured. ,6e a b n, at
all &were or 6nxaN8ON,BATra & Co., Toronto,
He had to pause long urn he got •Chase's Ointment'
further. Thu',drroue flirtation broke �r&
1 ill Tl urine rhrere,l as If they -__
or . le
would never leave off. We all knew
perfectly alt.lt t.lr 1:111.11 meant. I
wad sitting next to hint (Ia ho epoke
lb" words. I heir t th,m whit there
ears•-"Twenty-Ih'e Yeure of Bt.
Andrews."
Keep Mlnard'e Liniment in the
House.
New York Central and Hudson River
Railroad.
The above name le a household
word and the raperlor excellence of
the road should be ,iUtIolent to at
tract most people. but now that the
rate is the game to New York and
points east as by other noes no
further recommendation should be
etwgbt. Everybody will tell you 14
to the beat.
NO NUMBUO ITR ,000 IP
llnn,.ne...na V,.tmt N' kat ,S1.11�
101,,,,,. Slape,wlns of .11 .eta 101n
eon a., N.ke, tt d,a."ntess marks ,.11
lr:.,Ih .suis blade, e,Ir.et. None.
i,mnn,.l,f0, e$Mtt 1„sane'i
tort nd f,I,rork,.,endkal.nr.Psld
U.S. Nay e, 111'; cstwt.a".lt,
'ol, ll yrs. 'MINIM sarsgaa, rWI,na, blab a a
$12 Weekly Men
reand tto
ng
Rona Fide Salary. Iagent,. Nnmr to
travel, others for local work. Rapid promo-
tion and Increase of salary. Ideal employ-
ment, new brilliant Maes. Beet plane, old
established house.
LINSCOTT PUBLISHING 00.,
Toronto.
111PERIAL MAPLE SYRUP.
The quality standard from Ocean to
Ocean. Your money bort 11 noteatletactory
;:OSE & I.AFLAIIF.,
Agents, Retreat.
ISSUE NO. 36, 190•'
>aDIJCATIOAAL
"TRINITY”
THE LEADINU
Residential University
OF CANADA
tillable Bursaries and Scholarship,
Open to all STUDENTS IN AUTO without,
restrictions 1al sex or creed.
119117 COLLIDE . !Middens" for MIM
{i. HILDA'S 001110E Iieeldeure for WOMEN
For all information address -
T. c. STREET MACl:LEM, 11.4., LL.D.
thfrinftWiNeireffireWeVrilififirifiM
Education
for the Home
To educate in the truest sense
for the home is, in a word, the
distinctive Ideal of Moulton Col-
lege.
This school for girls is fortunate
in Ito equipment. A huge endow -
moot accoants for tower charges
than would otherwise be possible, e
Address the Principe!, Mrs.
Wells, for calendar.
MOOLTON LADIES' COLLEGE
Toronto, Ont.
�aygMMtA4UINUlI;lM1WUlANIMrMVYVNUVVVVVWtlRt
ALBERT SOT 'whets carolled
tea year—ITS 708
ladlth
es and 180 young
COLLEGE diva, Two mammals -
tion Seholanhlpa val-
e ue 1160 and 1180 woo
BELLEViLLE, ONT, ems, 1001.`~ ts!~
New Pipe -organ, Do.
setae Science Rooms and Art Oallerryy resat.
1lpv added. Superior facilities ea DookkNptog,
Shorthand, tetegraply, Elocution and Ay -
steal Culture. College bedtime, "flame,
Hall," gymnasium and resldeace heated by
Pea sad lighted throughout by eledrkNy.
WHl open Sept 9, 1oea,
Far illustrated circular address
PRINCIPAL DYER, D. 8,
DEMILL
LADIES'
COLLEGE
.18th YEAR(
OPEN( DEPT. End, 1101
A thorough eourse,MIL
Meat staff, (pedal rates.
Write for new calendar to
REV. A. I. 01510.,
Preeldent, St. Caldor.
Ines, Ont.
Mention tkle Paces.
i
WEDDING
RINGS_
May be satlefeetorffy
ordered from ea t-7 malt.
Ve manufacture two
styles -the wide thin oval
and the narrow thick oval.
Latter is quite popular.
1816 gold at iive,teven and
Mae dollen. Sltecantand
Wallas sent loon re-
gjuest era.
AMBROSE.KENT&ONS
or
aseiv E +f/t
S'''atK set"."
15�jYONO
""t9••,SoP1t(11 S! WEST
TO CURit A COLD IN ONM DAY Mrs. Wlnelow', Soothing 87rup sbottd
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All always be used for Children Teething. O
druggists refund the money If It tulle to cure. soothe, the child, softensthegums cure also
E.W. drove's signature IN on each box. '25e. colic and 10 rho bent remedy for Diarrhoea.
Are
Your
Eyes
Sore?
If so, OPENS
TUE CREAT EYE REMEDY wail relieve them. Opens la
pure, pie:leant and effectual. OPENE never made an en-
emy. 'P.red, weak, sore, watery, overworked, Itching,
smarting• boning eyes will soon be as good as ever by
ug:nr OPEISE.
No fake, Absolutely al represented. Every home should
have OPENE. Remit 50 cents to our address and receive
a lxlttln of OPENS. The OPENS; CO., Woodstock, Oat.
E. B. EDDY'S
INDURATED FIBRE
TUBS, PAILS,
WASHBASINS, &c.,
Are for tale by all tiret-
claw dealers.
GIVE Th'hENI A Ti1Rt1AL.