HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Huron News-Record, 1896-10-07, Page 3E' BAY IS AT HAND.
%EV. DR, TALMAGE PREACHES
UPON A RAPTUROUS
OUTLOOK.
Fie Says It Should Stir the World to
Gladness—Arbitration Is Better Than
Battle --Rays of Dawn in the Day of
Progress.
Washington, Sept. 27.—If the clarion
note of this sermon delivered at the na-
tlonai capital would sound through Chris-
tendom, it would give everything good
a new start. Dr. Talmage's text was
Romans x111, 12, "The day 1a at hand."
Back from the mountains, and the 1
seaside, and the springs, and the farm -
bowie, your cheeks bronzed and your
spirits lightened, I hall you home again
with the words of Gehazi to the Shunam-
mlte ; "Is it well with thee ? Is it well
with thy disband ? Is It well with the
child ?" On some faces 1 see the mark
of recent grief, but all along the track
of tears I see the story of resurrection
and reunion when all tears are done, the
deep plowing of the keel, followed by
the flash of phosphorescence. Now that
I nave asked you in regard to your wel-
fare, you naturally ask how 1 am. Very
well, thank you. Whether It was the
bracing air of the mountains, or a
oath in the surf of Long Island beach,
or whether It is the joy ot standing in
this great group of warm-hearted friends,
or whether It is a new appreciation of
the goodness of God, I cannot tell. I
simply know I am happy. It was said
that John Moffatt, the great Methodist
preacher, occasionally got fast In his
sermon, and to extricate himself would
cry, "Halleluiah 1" I am In no such
predicament to -day, but I am full of the
same rhapsodic ejaculation.
Starting out this morning on a new
ecclesiastical year. I want to give you
the keynote of my next 12 months' min-
istry. I want to set It to the tunes of
"Antioch," "Ariel," and "Coronation." I
want to put a new trumpet stop into
my sermons. We do wrong if we allow
our personal sorrows to Interfere with
the glorious fact that the kingdom is
coming. We are wicked 1f we allow ap-
prehension of national disaster to put
down our faith in God and in the mis-
sion of our American people. The God
who hath been on the side of this na-
tion, s ce the Fourth of July, 1776, will
se tit that this nation shall not com-
mit suicide on November 8. 1896. By
the time the unparalleled harvests of this
summer get down to the seaboard we
shall be standing in a sunburst of na-
tional prosperity that wit paralyze the
pessimists who by their evil prophecies
are blaspheming the God who hath bless-
ed this nation as He hath blessed no
other.
NOTES OF GLADNESS,
In all our Christian work you and I
want more of the element of gladness.
No man had a right to say that Christ
never laughed. Do you suppose that he
was glum at the wedding in Cana of
GalJlee ? Do you suppose that Christ
was unresponsive when the children clam-
bered over his knee and shoulder at his
own invitation ? Do you suppose that
the evangelist meant nothing when he
said of Christ, "He rejoiced in spirit 7"
Do you believe that the divine Christ,
who pours all the waters over the rocks
at Vernal Falls, Yosemite, does not be-
lieve in the sparkle and gallop and tu-
multuous joy and rushing raptures of
human life 7 I believe not only that the
morning laughs, and that the mountains
laugh, and that the seas laugh, and
that the cascades laugh, but that Christ
laughed. Moreover, take a laugh and a
tear into an alembic and assay them,
and test them, and analyze them, and
you will often find as much of the pure
gold of religion in a laugh as In a
tear. leeep spiritual joy always chows 1,
self in Iacial illumination. John Wesley
said he was sure of a good religious im-
pression being prodyced because of what
be calls the great gladness he saw among
the people. Godless merriment la blas-
phemy anywhere, but expression of Chris-
tian joy is appropriate everywhere.
Moreover, the outlook of the world
ought to stir us to gladness. Astrono-
mers disturbed many people by telling
them that there was danger of stellar
collision. We were told by these astro-
nomers that there are worlds coming very
near together, and that we shall have
plagues and wars and tumults and per-
haps the world's destruction. Do not be
seared. If you have ever stood at a rail-
road center where 10 or 20 or 80 rail
tracks cross each other and seen that
by the movement of the switch one or
two inches the train shoots this way
and that without colliding, then you
may understand how 60 worlds may come
within an inch of disaster and that Inch
be as good as a million miles. If a
human switch tender can shoot the trains
this way and that without harm, cannot
the hand that for thousands of years has
Upheld the universe keep our little world
out of harm's way ? Christian geologists
tell us that this world was millions r,f
years in building. Well, now, I do not
think God would take ml lions of years
to build a house which was to last only
1,000 years. There is nothing In the
world or outside the world, terrestrial
or astronomical, to excite demos,. I wish
that some stout gospel breeze might
scatter all the malaria of human fore-
boding. The sun rose this morning at
about 6 o'clock, and I think that is Just
about the hour in the world's history.
"The day Is at hand,"
VICTORY FOR PEACE.
The first ray of the dawn I see le
the gradual substitution of diplomatic
skill for human butchery. Within the
last 26 years there have been interna-
tional differences which would have
brought a shock of arms In any other
day, but whirh were peacefully adjusted,
the pen taking the place of the sword.
The Venezuelan controversy In any other
age of th- world would have brought a
shock of arms, but now le being so
quietly adjusted that no one knows just
how 1t Is being settled.
The Alabama question In any other age
of the world would have caused war be-
tween the United States and England.
How cart it settled ? By men-of-war off
ablk
•
the Narrows or off the MerseY T BY tate toarirl t8ee #4 tWlr MI" the Plat Neil d(i'
gulf stream of the ocean crossed by a their work ill 44 hours. The WIWI, seines
atilt stream of human blood? By the times derides. the church for elownstea or
pathway of nations incarnedlned ? Na movement. 716 egience any quickeiKf l7iltt1t
A few wise men go into a quiet room not take`let,I en$e 4,062 Year, to find oat so
at Geneva. talk the matter over and tele- simile a thing illi the Circulation ot the
graph to Washington and to London, human blood? With the earth and the sky
"All settled." Peace, peace 1 England Lull of electricity, science took 6,800 years
pays to the United States the amount before it even gueeeed that there was any
awarded—pays really more than she ought a tUteiclee t emthat mightelement. be madeWhen of this
to have paid. But still all that Ala -
barna
good
barna broil is settled—settled forever. Ar men possession of all these sctentltic
Wtratlon instead of battle. forces telco and all these agencies of invention,
So the quarrel about the Canadian I do not know that the redemption ot the
fisheries in any other age would have world will be more than the work of bolt
caused war between the United States a day Do we not read the Queen's speech
and England. England Bald : "Pay we at the proroguing of Parliament the day
tor the Invasion of my Canadian fish- I More In London? If that be so, to it any
cites." The United States said, "1 will , thing marvelous to believe that in 24 hours
not pay anything."Well, the two mer . a divine communication can reach the
whole earth ? Suppose
tions say, "I guess we had better leave I Pp a Christ should de
the whole matter to a commission," ' The 'acetic' on the nations—many expect that
commission is appointed and the corn- Clint will come upon the nations per- 1
mission examines the affair, and t1 .. com-
mission reports, and pay we ought, pay
we must. pay we do. Not a pound of
powder burned, no one hurt so much as
by the scratch of a pin. Arbitratlon In-
stead of battle.
So the Samoan controversy in any other
an would have brought Germany and
the United States into bloody collision.
But all is settled. Arbitration Instead of
battle.
France will never again. I think, through
the peccadillo of an ambassador, bring on
a battle with other nations. She sees that
God, in punishment at Sedan, blotted out
the French Empire, and the only aspirant
for that throne who had any right of ex-
pectation dies in a war that has not even
the dignity of being respectable. What is
the leaf that England would like to tear
out of her history ? The Zulu war. Down
with the sword and up with the treaty I
We in this country might better have
settled our sectional difficulties by arbltra-
tion than by the trial of the sword. Phi-
lanthropy said to the north, " Pay down
a certain amount of money for the pur-
chase of the slaves, and let all those born
after a certain time be born free." Phi-
lanthropy at the same time said to the
south, " You sell the slaves and get rid
of this great national contest and trouble."
The north replied, " 1 won't pay a cent."
The south replied, " I won't sell." War
war t A mllliom dead min, and a national
debt which might have ground this nation
!to powder I Why did we not let William
H. Steward of New York and Alexander
H. Stephens of Georgia go out and spend
a few days under the trees on the banks
of the Potomac and talk the matter over
and settle it, as settle it they could
rather than the north pay in cost of war
$4,700,000,000 and the south pay $4,750,-
000,000, the destroying angel leaving the
birstborn dead in so many houses all the
!way from the Penobscot to the Alabama ?
Ye aged men whose sons fell in the strife,
do you not think that would have been
better 7001). yes I We have come to be-
lieve that, I think. in this country that
arbitration is better than batle.
TOO DEAR A PRICE.
I may be mistaken but I hope, that the
last war between Christian nations is end-
ed. Barbarians may mix their war paint
and Chinese and Japanese go into whole-
sale massacres and Afghan and Zulu hurl
poisoned arrows, but I think Christian
'nations have gradually learned that war
-is disaster to victor as well as vanquished.
and that almost anything bought by blood
is bought at too dear a price. I wish to
God this nation might be a model of will-
ingness for arbitration. No need of kill-
ing another Indian. No need of sacrific-
ing any more brave General Custers. Stop
exasperating the red man, and there will
be no more arrows shot out from the am-
bushments. A general of the United States
army in high repute throughout this land,
and who perhaps had been In more In-
dian wars than any other officer, and who
had been wounded again and again in be-
half of our Government in battle against
the Indians, told me that all the wars that
had ever occurred between Indians and
white men had been provoked by white
men, and that there was no exception to
the rule. While we are arbitrating with
Christian nations let us toward barbari-
ans carry ourselves in a manner unprovo-
cativo of contest.
Let me put myself in their place : I In-
herit a large estateand the waters are
rich with fish, and the woods are songful
with birds, and my cornfields are silken
and golden. Here !a my sister's grave.
Out yonder under the large tree my father
died. An invader comes and proposes to
drive me off and take possession of my
property. He crowds me back, he crowds
me on, and crowds me into a closer corner,
until after a while I say, " Stand back I
Don't crowd me any more, or I'll strike.
What right have you to come here and
drive me off my premises ? I got this farm
from my father, and he got it from hie fa-
ther. What right have you to come here
and molest me ?" You blandly say, " Oh,
I know more than you do. I belong to a
higher civilization. I cut my hair shorter
than you do. I could put this ground to
a great deal better use than you do."
And you keep crowding me back and
crowding me on Into a closer corner and
closer corner, until one day I look around
ufon my suffering family, and, fired by
their hardships, I hew him In twain.
i Forthwith all the world comes to your fu-
neral to pronounce eudoglum, comes to
my execution to anathematize me. You
are the hero. I am the culprit, Behold the
United States Government and the North
American Indian I The red man has stood
more wrongs than I would, or you. We
would have struck sooner, deeper. That
whirl, le right In defence of a Washington
home is right In defence of a home on top
of the Sierra Nevada. Before this dwin-
dling red race dies completely out I wish
that this generation might by common
justice atone for the Inhumanity of Its
predecessors. In the day of God's Judg-
ment I would rather be a blood -smeared
Medoc than a swindling United States of-
ficer on an Indian reservation. One was a
barbarian and a savge, and never pre-
tended to he anythtng but a barbarian
and a savage. The other pretended to he a
representaflve of a Christian nation. Not-
withstnnling all this the general disgust
with war and the substitution with (tiplo-
matir skill for the glittering edge of keen
stere 1s a sign unmistakable that " the
day Le at hand-"
TFIE WORLD'S NEARNESS.
I Lind another ray of dawn In the com-
pression al the world's distances. What a
slow, snaUlIke, almost impossible thing
would have been the world's rectitiratbon
with 1,400,000,000 of population and no
facial means of communication, but now,
through telegraphy for the eye and tele-
phonic intimacy for the ear and through
eteamboating and railroading the 21,000
miles of the world's circumference are
shriveling up into sfgnlcant brevity,
Hong Kong le nearer to New York than a
few years ago New Haven was, Bombay,
Morrow, Madras, Melbourne within et -wak-
ing dletance. Purchase a telegraphic chart.
and by the blue lines see the telegraphs of
i the land and by the red lines the rahles
under the ocean. You see what opportunt-
ty this is going to give fort he final move-
ments of Christianity
A fortress may be months or years in
building, but atter It 1e constructer] It
may do all its work In 20 minutes. Chris-
tianity has been planting its batteries tor
19 centuries and may go on in the work
through other centuries, but when those
batteries are thoroughly planted. those
acutelly ; suppose that to -morrow morning
the Son of God from a hovering cloud
should descend upon these cities. Would'
not that tact be known all the world over
in 29 hours ? Suppose he should present I
his Gospel In a few words, saying i " I am
the Son of God. I came to pardon all your
eine and to heal all your sorrow. To prove
that 1 am a supernatural being I have
just descended from the clouds. Do you
believe me, and do you believe me now ?"
WILY. ell the telegral.h statl:ins on the Earth
would be crowded au none of them were
ever crowded after a shipwreck.
I tell you all these things to show you
it is not among the impossibilities ur
even the improbabilities that Christ will
conquer the whole earth, and do It in-
stanter when the time comes. There are
foretokenings in the air. Something
great is golrig to happen. I do not think
that Jupiter is going to run Us down
or that the axle of the world Is going
to break, but I mean something great
for the world's blessing and nut for the
world's damage is going to happen. I
think the world has had it hard enough.
Enough the famines and plagues. Enough
the Asiatic choleras, Enough the wars.
Enough the shipwrecks. Enough the con-
flagrations. I think our world could
stand right well a procession of pros-
perittes and triumphs. Better be on
the lookout. Better have your observa-
tories opdn towards the heavens and the
lenses of your most powerful telescopes
well polished. Better have all your Ley-
den jars ready for some new pulsation
of mighty influence. Better have new
fonts of type in your printing offices to
set up some astounding good news.
Better have some new banner that has
never been carried ready for eudden pro-
cessions. Better have the bells in your
church towers well hung and rope with -
In reach, that you may ring out the
marriage of the King's Son. Cleanse all
your courthouses, for the Judge of all
the earth may appekr. Let all your leg-
islative halls be gilded, for the great
Lawgiver may be about to come. Drive
off the thrones of despotism all the oc-
cupants, for the King of heaven and
earth may be about to reign. The dark-
ness of the night is blooming and
whitening into the lilies of morning
cloud and the UUlfess reddening into the
roses of stronger day—fit garlands,
whether white or red, for him on whose
head are many crowns. "The day is at
hand."
RAYS OF DAWN.
One more ray of the dawn I see in
facts chronological and mathematical.
Come now, do not let us do another
stroke of work until we have settled one
matter. What 1s going to be the final
issue of this great contest between sin
and righteousness ? Which is going to
prove himself the stronger, God or Dia -
bolus ? Is this world going to be all
garden or all desert ? Now, let us have
that matter settled. If we believe Isaiah
and Hosea and Micah and Malachi and
John and Peter arad Paul and the Lord
himself, we believe that it 1s going to
be all garden. But let us have it settled.
Let us know whether we are workng
on toward a success or toward a dead
failure. 11 there 1s a child in your
house sick and you are sure he 1s going
to get well, you sympathize with present
pains, but all the foreboding is gone.
If you are in a cyclone off the Florida
coast and the captain assures you the
vessel is staunch, and the winds are
changing for a better quarter, and he
ter sure. he will bring you safe into the
harbor, you patiently submit to present
distress with the thought of safe arrival.
Now I want to know whether we are
coming on toward dismay, darkness and
defeat or on toward light and blessed-
ness. You and I believe the latter, and
1f so every year we spend is one year
from the world's woe, and every event
that passes, whether bright or dark,
brings us one event nearer a happy con-
summation, and by all that is Inexora-
ble ht chronotgy and mathematics I com-
mend you to good cheer and courage. If
there Is anything In arithmetic, 1f you
subtract two from five and leave three,
then by every rolling sun we are com-
ing on toward a magnificent terminus.
Then every winter passed Is one Severity
1 less for our poor world. Then every sum-
mer gone by brings us nearer unlading
aborescence. Put your elgebra down
on the top of your Bible and rejoice.
If it Is nearer morning at 8 o'clock
than It 1s at 2, if 1t is nearer morning
at 4 o'clock than ft Is at 9, then we
are nearer the dawn of the world's de-
liverance. God's clock seems to go very
slowly, but the pendulum swings, and
the hands move, and It will yet strike
noon. The sun and the moon stood tette
once. They will never stand still again
until they stop forever. If you believe
arithmetic as well ate your Bible, you
must believe we are nearer the dawn.
"The day is at hand."
There Is a class of phenomena which
makes me think that the spiritual and
l heavenly world may after awhile make
a demonstration In this world which
1 will brIn. ell moral and spirituel things
to a climax. Now, I am no spiritualist,
but every intelligent man has noticed
that there are strange and mysterious
things which indlcate to him that per-
haps the spiritual world Is not 80 far
off a5 vomrtlmes we conj elute, and That
after awhile from the spiritual and hea-
venly world there may be a demonstra-
tion upon our world for Its betterment.
We call 1t magnetism, or we call It mes-
merism, or we call It electricity, be-
cause we want some term to ccover up
our Ignorance. I do not know what It
Is. i never heard an audible voice from
th" other world. I am persuaded of this,
however : That the veil between this
world and the next is getting thinner
and thinner, and that perhaps after awhile
at the call of God—not at the call of
the iDavenport brothers or Andrew Jar -k-
een lavia—some of the old Scriptural war-
riors, Forty, of the spirits of other days,
mighty men for God—a Joshua, or a
Catch, or a David or a Paul—may come
down and help us in the battle against
unrighteousnesa. Oh, how 2 would like
to have them here—him of the Red Rea,
him of the valley of Ajalon. him of
M hill 1 English history says that
Robert Clayton of the English cavalry,
at the close of the war, bought up all
the old cavalry horses lest they should
be turned out to drudgery and hard work
and bought a piece of ground at Knaves -
mire heath and turned out these old war-
her i0e, into 1"iie tiiiCltQE ( b 00), ?G' ' 1
tore to spend the rept 04 their tlitya
compensation tor what they ne4 done in
other dams. One day a tbonderetorin
came tillh and these warhorses mlatook
the thunder of the ekies for the thunder
of battle and they wheeled Into line, no
riders on their backs—they wheeled into
line ready tor the fray. And I doubt me
whether, when the last thunder ot this
battle for God and truth goes booming
through the heavens. the old Scriptural
warriors can keep their places on their
thrones. Methinks they will spring 1ne
to the fight and exchange crown Dor hel-
met and palm branch for weapon and
come down out of the King's galleries
Into the arena, crying: "Make room 1 1
must fight in this great Armageddon!"
The old warhoreee mingling in the fight.
IN THE SUNLIGHT.
Beloved people, I preach this sermon
because I want you to toll with the
sunlight in your faces. I want you old
men to understand before you die that
all the work you did for God whlle yet
your ear was alert and your foot fleet
is going to be counted up in the final
victories. I want all these younger peo-
ple to understand that when they toll
for God they always win the day ; that
all prayers are answered and all Chris-
tian work Is In some way effectual, and
that the tide is setting 10 the right di-
rection, and that all heaven is on our
side—saintly, cherubic, archangelle, om-
nipotent, chariot and throne, doxology
and procession, principalities and domin-
ion, he who hath the moon under his
feet, and all the armies of heaven on
white horses.
Brother, brother, all I am afraid of is
not that Christ will lose the battle, but
that you and I will not get into it
quick enough to do something worthy of
our brood bought immortality. Oh, Christ,
how shall I meet thee, thou of the scarred
brow, and the scarred back, and the scar-
red hand, and the scarred foot, and the
scarred breast, if I have no scars or
wounds gotten in Thy service ? It shall
not be so. I step out to -day In front
of the battle. Come on, ye foes of God,
I dare you to combat. Come on, with
pens dipped in malignancy. Come on,
with tongues forked and viperine. Come
on, with types soaked in the scum of
the eternal pit. I defy you! Come on ;
I bare my brow ; f uncover my heart.
Strike 1 I cannot see my Lord until I
have been hurt for Christ. If we do
not suffer with Him on earth, we can-
not be glorified with Him in' heaven.
Take good heart. On, on, on 1 See the
skies have brightened! See the hour 1s
about to come ! Pick out all the cheer-
iest of the anthema Let the orchestra
string their best Instruments. "The
night is far spent ; the day is at hand."
CHARACTER IN FINGER RINGS.
The Ethics or Finger Rings are Interest-
ing and Slake an Interesting Study.
There ie a peculiarity in rings
which many people must have noticed,
although it is likely that very few
have considered it far enough to dis-
cover its cause. That is the tendency
which some rings have to shape them-
selves to the finger around which they
are worn. This condition does not ap-
ply only to delicate, pliable rings, or
rings worn thin by use, any of which
may be bent by the pressure while tak-
ing on and off, but it is true also of
heavy rings, solid rings, thick bands of
gold, whose strength and compactness
are well able to resist any tension that
may be put on them in the ordinary
way of their wear or handling, Many
of these rings, it will be found, al-
though perfect circles when originally
purchased and placed on the finger, will
I after a time shape themselves almost
exactly to the lines of the finger around
which they are worn. And these rings
being often heavy, broad, thick gold
bands, it seems difficult to understand
how such a condition of things can
take place.
"And ea you think you have bit on
something extraordinary, do you?" ex-
claimed a jeweler to whom I had
shown a ring that bad displayed this
peculiar tendency. "Welt, you have—
and yet it is a thing that is quite com-
mon, too. By the heat of the blood
the rings are softened, and around the
anvil of the finger, the muscles and
surface of the finger acting as the
sledge, they have been shaped into
what you see are their peculiar forms."
"One would judge from this then,"
was suggested, "that you ought to be
able to read character, in a manner,
in rings."
"1 should say so," was the reply, bet-
ter than by anything elee. Now, take
this ring right here, for instance, this
one that the lady claims is misshaping
her finger. See the peculiar curve in
it on the right side—this is the front
—and the corresponding straigtening
out and loss of curve on the other. It
means ease, carelessness. It means
that the woman who wears it has no
worry, no care, and indulges in no ef-
fort. She is a beautiful, dark -eyed
woman of the languid and yet alert
southern ty, , and her husband does
everything fo her. Even her pleasures
are brought to her, and she does not
have to foreshadow them. I have no -
tic -ed time and time again that women
of this type have fingers alike., and
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type. One would think that these
sort of women had no blood, but these
rings prove .they have. The fact Is
their blood, and the blood of all the
wiry -looking people, is the beet of all
and is the best distributed through the
syetem. Obese people seldom have ill -
shaped rings, and their fingers are not
round. Their blood fent that strong
and warm is the reason; it is exhausted
by having to do too much duty.
"Yea, I could go on all the after-
noon citing instances to you and calling
off characters from rings. Now, this
ring here is worn by a woman with
cold blood. You see it is of fine, soft
gold, and has been worn long, and yet
is perfectly round. That woman's
fingers are very soft and have no
blood in them. She is dull. Her tem-
perament is sluggish and indifferent.
She may have a well -shaped face, but
has little personality. She is dead in
the cells that ought to contain her life.
It is right here in connection with this
fact that we can judge so well. It is
but another form of the cold hand in-
dicating the bloodless woman. When
we see a gold ring that bas been long
in use on a certain finger and is still
perfectly round then we know that that
finger lacks blood and can rate its
possessor accordingly. When we find
that it takes the shape of the finger
then we know that blood is there,
and to the degree in which it changes
its shape to that degree also do we
judge of the degree of heat in the blood
and the corresponding vitality and vi-
vacity and personality of the wearer.
This is a standard which I have adopt-
ed, and I have found after a long ex-
perience and close observation that it
seldom fails.
"The ethics of finger rings are inter-
esting and make an interesting study.
And an important one, too, eepecially
for young men who are contemplating
matrimony."
A WELCOME CHANGE.
Caller—Mr. President, I have long
held the opinion that the office should
seek the man, and not the man the of-
fice, and I cannot adequately express
my detestation of the hutngry horde
who are worrying you night and day.
I simply call to pay my respects.
The president—Myl myl Come in, sir;
tat down. Won't you stay to dinner?
Caller—Thank you, but time is very
pressing. As I said before, I simply
called -to pay my r ects; but while
here I might as well leave these rec-
ommendations, and my address, so in
oase any offioe starts on a still hunt
it will know where to find me.
TO CONSUMPTIVES.
The undersigned having been re,tored to health
by simple means, .Per suffering for several years
with a severe lung affection, and that dread disease
Consumption, is anxious to make kn,,wn to his fellow
anffrrers the means of ante. To those who desire it,
he will che,rfuily send (tree of charge) a copy of the
presc,iptlnn used. ehlrh they will find a sure cure for
Consumption, .istfura. Catarrh, Brownchitis an
all th,o,t and Lung Maladies. lie hopes
all guff, rers will try his remedy, as it is invalu-
able. Those deeiring the prescription, whichwill cost
th,-m nothing, and may prove a blessing, will please
add res.,
Rev, EDWARD A. WILSON,Brookiyo,New
York.
W.EAT IT DENOTES.
You have heard her sing?
Oh, yea
Well, what do you think her method
de notes?
A total lank of sympathy and consid-
eration for others.
ONE HONEST MAN.
Thar ,Editor:—Please inform your
readers, t hat if writteu to confidenti-
ally f will mail in a sealed letter, par-
ticulars of e. genuine, honest home
Cure, by which I was permanently re-
stored to health and manly vigor,
after years of suffering from nervous
debility, sexual weakness, night losses
and weak shrunken parts. I was robbed
their rings become, shaped the same and swindled by 1 he quarks until i near -
way. It is the indication of carelessness, ly lost faith in mankind, but thank
just like the weariog down of the nut- heaven, I am now well, vigorous and
side of the heel is. strong, and wish to make this certain
"Now, here is a ring that is worn means of cure known toallsufferers. I
by a type -writer. See, it has been con-; have nothing to sell, and want no
verted into a long ellipse by the strain- 1 mmley, but being a firni believer in
ing of the fingers up and down on the the universal brotherhood of mien, I
keys. And the type -writer is a rapid am desirious of helping the unfcit'tiin-
one, as is evident from the speed that ate to regain their health and happi-
is required to put the ring to such a Hess, I promise you perfect secrecy and
tension. las 1 do not wish to expose myself
"llere in one that belongs to a rath- either, address, simply : P. 0. Box
er clever girl of ease and culture, iLondon, Ont.
whose only work is an occasional strum-
ming on the piano. You will note that
it is somewhat flat and broad, which 1 THE LAW'S MAJESTY.
peculiar shape is caused by the expand-
uig in width of the muscles of the fin -i Justice—You are nharged, sir, with
Fars, the result of the strain in reach- failing to provide for your motherless
ing the octave while playing difficult children, who are at this moment.
pieces. Now. here is a ring of 80111P- starving in your mi5erahle home. Flow
what the vame shape, but it denotes much money have you in your pockets?
an altogether different kind of wearer. prisoner—Ten dol lane.
It is the property of a servant girl who Justice—I fine you ten dollars. Next
is both coarse and slipshod. Her fingers sass,
are broad and pudgy, denoting a coarse.,
phlegmatic temperament, and them -
nicks you see in the ring are the result IFor Over )Piny wean
of washing dishes without taking the
r Off. Mas. WINSLow'S Boorman Amor has been need by
('his ring here is worn by a woman Otlidtrs o1 motkere for tbrir children while teethingg'�
of giro character. You will notice I if disturbed at nfehtand broken of yonrreet bye eiek
' ahlid suffering and erring vetch pato of Ontting Teeth
that it iA square almost to a perfect ree send at once and get • bottle of "Mrs. Winslow's
tangle. That means that the woman's soothing Syrup" forOhildren Teething. It will relieve
fingers are of that shape. They are the poor 110 -le sufferer Immediately. Depend anon It,
mothers, there is no mistake about it. It (lures Diar-
rheas, regulates the Stomach and Bowels, ewes Wind
Onlbe, softens the Gums, redness Inflammation and
gives tone and energy to the whole system. "Mrs.
Winslow', Soothing Syrup" for ahildren teething is
pleasant to the taste and is the presertptton of one of
the oldest and best female physicians and nurses ;n
the United States. price twenty By. (rents a bottle.
Bold by all druggists tbroughont the world. Be Imre
and ask for "Mas. Wnsawove Boornnro BynnP."
long and square and bony. And that
is the way the woman is in stature.
And that is the way she is in tempera-
ment. Her features are homely, de-
'oidedly so, but her mind is well develop-
ed. She is evidently a school -teach-
er. a literary woman, or poasihly a
new woman of the woman suffragist
SMALLPDX KILLS !
DOES TOBACCO
Road the strong endorsement given
nele SaM's
Tobacco Core.
In the Interest of the mamma, for whom these re.
porta are compiled, the UNrrsn STATER USALTH Bs'
emirs have examined and investigated many prepare
tione having for their object the cure of the tobacco
habit, bot among them all we have no hesitancy in
glying the editorial and official endorsement of then
Repose to the remedy known as "UNOLm
SAM'S TOBACCO CURE," manahctured
by the Keyetooe Remedy Company, at 218 IA Sall
street, Chicago. We have demonstrated by persona
tests that this antidote positively destroys the tact
and desire for tobacco in ten days, leaving the system
in a perfectly healthy condition, and the personae
the same forever free from the habit,
In the light of our examinations and teats of
"UNCLE SAM'S TOBACCO CURE," we re
but performing a duty we owe the public when we en
doree the same, and stamp it as the drowning achieve,
meet of the nineleeih century, In the way of destroy
Ing a habit se disgusting as It is common (FOR
ONLY $1,00); hence we earnestly advise you to
write them for full particulars.
Sold only by
ALLEN & WILSON,
CLINTON.
IFMEN
(young or old) who sale(
from `LNervous DebilitY1
SexeaWeakness and
the results of Sept
Abuse, etc„ will write
us confidentially a plain
statement of their case, and promise to use our
Remedy according to directions, we will send
prepaid by mall or express, a careful)
p epared course of Two Months' treatment,,
for which we will make no charge if it fails
to cure, Avoid Yankee frauds and Canadian
quacks. Write us at once for a Remedy which is
guaranteed to cure or cost nothing
Address N. S. M. COMPANY, Lock Box a9D,
.Piston, Ontario, Canada.
FOR TWENTY-SIX YEARS
DUNN'S
ligPOWDER
THECOOK'S BEST FRIEND
LARGiST SALE IN CANADA.
PERSONAL POINTERS.
Notes of Interest About Some of the Great
Folks or the World.
Ex -Empress Eugenie bathes in milli
every mourning.
The Rev. A. Robbins, the chaplain -in -
ordinary to the Queen, has just
preached his five -thousandth sermon.
Henceforth the Ameer of Afghanis-
tan is to he known as the "Light of
the World." His Majesty is having a
gold coin struck to commemorate his
new dignity. I
The 100th anniversary of Franz
Schubert's birth will be celebrated
next year in Vienna by an exhibition
of objects connected with the compos-
er, and a series of performances of tis) s
work.
Kaiser Wilhelm has designed asilver
oup which he will offer as a prize for
ayacht raoe from Dover to Heligoland
next year, after the celebration of the
sixtieth anniversary of his grand-
mother's Recession to the throne of
Great Britain.
The cosnurittee of the Sir Walter
Scott Memorial in Westminster Abbey
have selected from various copies of
the Chantrey bust in Abbotsford one
submitted to them by Mr. John Hutch-
inson, It.S.A. It has since been ap-
proved by the dean.
Lord Chief Justice Russell comes of
a family that ie very devoted to the
Church. Two Of his brothers are in
the priesthood,, hie sisters have taken
vows in varicule sacred orders, opieof
them, the elder, being the directress of
a San Francisco hospital.
The younger Dumas did not smoke.
When a young man he accidentally
puked up a medical work and opened it
at the chapter devoted to the ravages
of nicotine on the human system. He
had justlighted a cigarette, but threw
it away, and never smoked another.
Mme. Mori jeska he.s fi00 hives of Ital-
ia.n bees on her (ktlifornia ranch. They
collect their stcrrr from the flowers of
the exquisitely scented white sage.
which grows abundantly in the moun-
tain meadows of that State. Mme.
Mod jeska t hinks these flowers are pro-
ducing the finest honey in the world.
There are some almost priceless fur
cloaks in existence, moat of them be-
longing to me.mi esrs of the Russian
nobility. Mrs. John Mackay has a
sable oloak, valued at $16,000 which
oonsista of 10,000 small eking. The
most costly wrap of this kind is a
ftnr cloak gent to the Empress Dag
mar an her coronation. It cost $80 000.
and weighs only sixteen ounces. Agile
was a pareaent from the city of 11'
kutek, in Siberia.
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