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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Huron News-Record, 1896-09-30, Page 2RlII Re - �a"'�'in^"?.0'Paw( , ` .c-7 T ,,�--'---- *+Rei .1 n,' ', 4s. .. M ;' �, i �.� '� ," A TALE OF THE SEA, L A I*ht weblerly wind had orowded the spacious waters of the Downs with utehored vessels, The colour, the aP__ parel, the qus4ut bravery of the ships and mariners of the last century, made a noble and sparkling show of the ma- rine pageant. The hour was a little before sundown, and the gush of warm, red glory past the giant headland went 1n a tincture of dark gold to the zenith, sad thence pale as amber to the east- ern sea --Live, with a hot eximson head of cloud here and there vaguely defin- ed upon the delicate radiance. whilst the horizon ran with a lane as dear as though scored with the sweep of the leg of a pair of compadoes. It wad an evening in the month of September, There were scarce fewer than three hundred sail of vessels gent- ly straining at their hemp cables to the easterly set of the water. They had come together as if by magic, for that morning the histosrie tract of waters had steeped bare to the white terraces of the Forelands; whilst now the mul- titudinous shipping showed like a for- est upon the sea, gay with a fluttering pennons, delicate as a bit of penciling with the wondrous intricacies of the rigging, brilliant with the red sheen of the warning luminary upon glass and brass; upon the writhing of gilt -work upon quarter -galleries and castellated sterns; upon innumerable figure -heads of fantastic device; upon yellow spars where the expiring flames in the west trembled in veins of burnished brass. An old-world scene of this kind is not to be matched nowada,yaa The iron craft has entered the soul of the ma- rine, and all is dull, flat, prasaio. Ships -of fifty fashions filled the Downs that evening. There was the towering three -decker, grand as a palace abaft, with handsome galleries and spacious windows trembling to the lustre that rose to them from off the running wat- er, the red costs of marines dotting the white limes that crow -need her adaman- tine defences, shrouds as thick as cables soaring to huge round tops, from which, higher and higher yet, rose topmast and topgallemt-mast and royal -mast into miracles of airy delicacy, from whose cemtral spire languidly floated the pen- non of the ship of the state. There was the East Indiaman outward bound,new- ly brought up, scarcely less regal im her way than the first-rate, with John Company's house flag at the main un- der the dog -vane that glanced like a streak of fire to the raining of the splendour beyond the Line of coast, the red flag at her peak, the grinning Lips of cannon along her sides, the glitter of uniforms upon her quarter-deektand rows of lively hearties aloft upon her topsail yards snugging the spaces of white cloths Into Lines of snow., There were the little bilander bound to the Mediterranean, rigged with a long la- teen yard upon her mainmast; the hrgh- sterned pink; the round -bowed sturdy snow; the galley of one hundred and fifty tons, whose long low hull, with ports for sweeps, gave her a most pir- atical Look, with a malignant fancy to follow on of a breathless calm and a stagnated vessel, towards which this same galriey is iml'belled by her huge oars, as though she were some vast deadly marine insect subtly thougib swiftly stirring to the impulse of its antennae. The scene was full of light and life. Standing on Deal beach, so quiet was everything ashore, so still this boar of sundown,you would have heard a blending of innumerable sounds soften- ed into music by distance—the strains of fiddles in the nearer craft, the voices of men singing, the pleasant noise of bells, the clank and rattle of winches and capstans and windlasses, the ebor- usings of lungs of leather stowing the canvas, the shrill chirpings of boat- swains' whistles. Then on a sudden broke the sudden harsh thunder of a gun from the line -of -battle ship. It was instantly followed by the graceful drooping of the many -coloured Bunting to right and left, denoting the boar of sunset; and now masthead and gaff -end showed bare of the bunting that had but a little before made the mass of shipping appear like a floating city of banners; and Mlgb above the congrega- tion of masts the towering fabric of the three -decker loomed grim and for- bidding upon the darkness of the even- ing stealthily creeping like some dark curl of breeze out of the east. 11. Whilst the sullen explosion of the gun was echoing along the Sandwich )Tains, a large, exceedingly handsome brig, that had been quietly pushing Ler way into the heart of the shipping, heLped rather by the tide than by the faint tanning aloft, hauled by her courses and let go on balliards ; and a minute after, her anchor fell from the cathead and she swung quietly to the drag of her cable. She was from down Channel, a homeward -hounder: but those were the ambling days of trade; no fuss was made over what we now call prompt despatch. It was merely a question of how the wind sat; and a six weeks' detention in the Downs was accepted as a commonplace Incident in a voyage from the Tbames to foreign parts. A few minutes' after the brig's an- chor had been let go, a signal was made' to the shore for a boat. The twilight was yet abroad ; the line of the land dark against the rusty crimson of the west;the flag was to be readily de- scried, and there was a fluttering of air still to make a conspicuous thin gq of the bunting amid the congregat ion of colourless spars and masts, amid which, Gere and there, you already saw the twinkling of a cabin -lamp or of a lan- tern swinging pendulum -like from the forests.,*y, A M1 young fellow of some three or four andt wenty years of age stood in the gangway of the brig, impatiently gazing shorewards. He was distinctlyy handnome Bpite of a certain haggard- ness and ilo, owneiss that seemed to be- token a considerable spell of illness. His eyes were dark, and lustrous, full of Intelligence, and, as one should gay, of softness a19o. He stood a vitt is above six feet, but with the stoop of a man who bad not yet been able to stiffen bimself out of a long term of Pros- trating sicknese. His hair was tong and abundatlt pnrrd curled plentifully upon his abouldlrer's and back: an oddity in him, to enKg%gee at least a shore -go- ing eye, amusUtmred to the perukes and bags and 'tyes' of the streets. Hg was Nabi+sed 17;- in a coat with vast . :4;r,, r ,..:.,• o . a , cuffs autj pockets and metal buttons, crimson breeches, oogee gray stockings, and shovel -shaped shoes Leavy with large plate buckles. His hat was a three-oornered affair, and from time to time he fanned his face with it, whilst he continued to watch steadfastly and anxiously the approach of a boat from Deal belch. - Here comes something that looks like a punt, at last, Mr, York," ex- claimed the skipper of the brig, gp- pproaA ping him—a broad -beamed, bull - let -headed bit of a man, standing on oval shanks and carrying a fare as red as the flag he sailed under. "Hole You'll pick up ashore, I do. itemember MY w°rds—if you'll feel able to abip along with me by the time 1 am ready to sail, and that's giving you from now to December, why, all that I oa❑ say is, there's a berth ready for you." "1 am heartily Obliged to you, sir, for the offer," said the other ;and I thank you from the depths of my soul for the kindnessyou've dune me.— Indeed, Captain Settle, I shall never forget you, and if I am equal to go- ing a-oaliloring again byy December, you may reckon me wire 3y' , sir, as upon the ship's articles," They continued exchanging compli- ments after this pattern whilst the bOAt approached; presently it was alongside, and the tall young fellow au- the captain had addressed as Mr. York prepared to descend. I 'shall endeavour to be in London the week after next," he exclaimed as he swung a moment by the man -ropes; "and 1 trust, captain, you'll not for- get to put in a good word for mewith the onwem of the Coelia. It will be a matter of twenty-eight pounds to me, who am now in a condition to view even a sixpence as a very serious thing." "Trust me, trust me, Mr. York," the captain exclaimed with a cheery wave of his hand. The tall young fellow, named Jeremy York, lowered himself into the boat; a small bundle—apparenntly all the luggage he had—wad handed down tc him by the skipper; he flourished hie hat ; the crew of the brig, some of whom Ware at work upon the forecastle and some aloft, gave him a cheer; and in a moment or two he was being swept shorewards by the vigorous arms of a brace of Deal boatmen. It was now dark; the western hectic was gone, the stars floated in a show- ering of brilliant points to the liquid dusk, that hung glimmerless above the horizon, with here and there a round. browed cloud with a sHeen upon it like the space of a snow -clad rise to obscure a narrow space of the sparkling dome The Foreland soared wan and massive from the white wash of the water at its base, then swept darkly to the flat land upon which were grouped the houses of the town of Deal, whose fore- shore at this moment winked with its row of oil lamps, or a dim illumination Lplaces, In pla, of ;mall lozenge -paved win- dows, and a brighter streak of light striking through an open door. High and dry upon the shingle rested groups of boats; and at intervals, as York ap- proached the beach, he would catch a noise like to a rush of water upon shingle, and mark some little fabric newly launched, swiftly making off on a small buccaneering cruise of its own amongst the shipping or maybe to interceppt some sbadow hovering Past the Goodwins with her hold full of silks, tobacco, tea., and spirits, to be "run" before the morning, and un- der the noses, too, of the lookout aboard the first-rate, and the revenue People, ?rudgtng, solitary and austere, I long the tall cliffs' edge or the long gow line of beach. "Many people in Deal just now ?" York inquired of one of the boatmen. "Town choke full of allow," was the answer. "Take them there ships," with a nod in the starlight towards the phantasmal huddle over the stern Of the boat: "One person from each craft 'ud be more'n enough to over- flow us, and you'd say that one-third of every ship's company out yonder had come ashore." "A bother I" cried the young fellow, a little petulantly; "small prospect of my hiring a bed, if it be as you say.— D'ye think there's a chance of my get- tii g a night's rest in your town?" "Whey not?" answered the other boatmenruffly. "Ye're a seafaring man beloiie, and there ought to be more'n soft pplank proper for sailor's boners to lie Cound vacant at Deal." "No planking it for rue, not if there's a mattress to be hired I" cried York. "Suffer such a fever as has kept me wasting for six months in VaLpanaiso, and you'll wish your Skeleton marrow - less, that it might give over acbing." "There are inns enough, anyway,"sai.d one of the mem, "'Troy Mother Pud- dell's first. She ke,epe the aigm of the Cat o' Nine Tails, Sandown way. There should be a chance there; and oi'll tell ye whoy: her liquor's oust bad, She's beknown for tbat, 'soides high taxms. 'Tain't that I name her 'cause I love her; but when a sink gent wants abed, he ain't going to be, hindered by a shil- ling too much, let alone a quality o' liquor there's no call for him to drink." As the man spoke, the boat's keel grounded on the shingle, and the little craft swept broadside to the beach. York picking up his bundle, stepped out, and inquired the fare. The boatmen de- manded six shillings. "See here," said he, )bulling out a haido1 ulna piece, "t -lits, is all the manes I possess, and 1 shall have no more until i can beg, borrow, or steal it. If I deduct six shillings frown this, what does 1t leave me ?" "Give us faive," said the. men. "Three," be answered; "for God's sake, don't, take advantage of a sick sailor i" An altercation followed; York was re- solved, the boatmen imlrortunate and clamorous, and prrsent.ly offensive. Other (boatmen were attracted by the noise, and soon there was a crowd of Deal keen listening to the shouts of their two brethren and the old deter- mined remonstrances of Mr. Jeremy York. At last the tall young fellow cried out, "Make it four shillings, then, and you shall be paid." The others agreed; the half -guinea was changed into silver; and Yor kwalked away, followed curiously by the eyes of the group of mem who had assembled. "Tall enough for a Maypole," said one of t heem. "What's his sent?" exclaimed anoth- er, "Looks as if his bair growed from a woman's head," "Smite me," cried one of the two boatmen who had pulled the young fel- low ashore, "if ever I takes a ,job again withrmt first agreeing with the part as to terms. A dirty four ahillim't But what's a man to dew? He outs with his balf-gins piece, and says 'tis all the money he's got in the world; and whq'a to know that it ain't a forg- ed bit. tow? But that's Bialy Tucker's consarn, wino* got the coin." He Kpat with disgust and lurched Off, on which the greebroke up, and made in sever- al detachments for the various public - houses or inns in Beach Street, (To De Continued.) 0 Fate'slustrumen.ts The Marquis, after taking tea with Neaera and satisfying himself that the lady was not planning immediate flight, strolled back to his hotel In e' thoughtful mood. He enjoyed a little triumph over Mr. .Bdodwell and Bid - mouth Vane at dinner; but thin did not satisfy him. For almost the first time in his life, he felt the need of an adviser and con- fident; he was afraid that he was go - Lug to make a fool of himself. Mr, Blodwell withdrew -after dinner, to grapple with sono papers which had pursued him, and the Marquis sat smoking a cigar on a seat with Vane, struggling against the impulse to trust; that young man with his thoughts. Vane was placidly happy; the distant, hypothetical relations between himself and Neaera, the Like of wllioh his busy idle brain constructed around every at- tractive marriageable woman he met, had no power to disturb either his soul or his digestion. if it so fell out, It would be well; but he was conscious li that the object would wring from him no very active exertions, "Mrs. Witt expected to find George here, I suppose ?" he asked, flicking the ash from his cigar, "Yes, I think so," "Anything on there i" "Nothing at all, my dear fellow," re- plied the Marquis, with more ooafi- dence than he would have shown twelve hours before. "She knows he's mad about little Laura Pocklington." "I'll call on her to -morrow," said Vane, with his usual air of gracious concleseenslon. "She's living very quietly," remark- ed the Marquis. Vane turned toward him with a smile aad almost a wink, "Oho l" he said. "Be respeotful to your elders, you Young dog," said the Marquis. "You make us forget your claims In that respect. You must be mare ven- erable," answered Vane. After a moment's silent smoking, "Why don't you marry?" asked the Marquis. It is a question which often means that the questioner's own thoughts are trending in that direction. "I'm waiting for that heiress." Then he added, perhaps out of good nature, "If it to that, why don't Y1.1111.1;_ ou ?" "I'm not anxious to have people point- ing at me for an old fool." Oh, hang people I Besides, you're not old." ; Fifty-six." "That's nothing nowadays." "You're laughing I" said the Marquis, auspiciously. The Marquis laughed too, and put his cigar back in his mouth. He took it out again almost at once. "It wouldn't be had to have a son," he said. "I mean an heir, you know." "Tho first step is a wife then, no doubt." Most women are so tedious. Still, you understand my feeling?" "I might in your position. For my- self, I hate brats." Ah, you will feel it some day." Vane thought this rather barefaced. "When did rt attack you?" be asked with a smile. This afternoon," answered the Mar- quis, gravely. Vane's cynical humor was tickled by the denoument this admission sug- gested. "Gad I I should like to see Geraid Neston's facet" he chuckled, forgetting his own design in his grati- fication. ; "Of course she's—well, the deuce of a flirt," said the Marquis. Vane risked a philosophical general- isation. "All nice women are flirts," he said. "That's what you mean when you call them nice." "Very pretty and attractive, though." "And the shoes?" "Damn the shoes I" said the Mar- quis. The next morning, Mr. Blodwell and Sidmouth Van went to London; but the society ppaalpteers recorded that the Marquis of MapLedurham prolonged his stay at Brighton. CHAPTER XX. Summer and autumn came and went, The season died lingeringly and suffer- ed its slow resurrection. Grouse and partridges, autumn scares and vacation' Is*chcs, the yield of the crops and the beginning of the season each bad their turn of public favour, and the; great Neston sensation died away, gal- vanised now and again into a fitful spasm of life by Mr. F.spion's pe xsever- rngg battery. Itis efforts were in vain. All the cake were out of all the ba and the, interest of the public was sati- ated. The actors in the drama, re- turning to town, as most of them did' In the winter: found tbemselves restor- ed to obscurity ; their story, once so eagerly dished un as the latest gossipo was now the stale, stock of bores, use- ful only to regale the very young on the very provincial palate. All at once there was a revival. A rumour, a piquant rumour, began to lie whispered at the clubs. Men again looked at Gerald Neston, wondering it he had heard It, and at George, aakin haw he would take it. Mr. Blodwell had to protest ignorance twenty times a day, and Sidmouth Vane intrenched himself in the safe seclusion of his official apartment, If It were true, it was magnificent. Who knew? Mr. Pocklington hoard the rumor, but, communing with his own heart, held his tongue. He would not dis- turb theper►;+ that seemed again to have set It ed on his house, Laura, having asserted her ind ndence, had alloweul the subject to drop; she had been bright, cheerful, and docile, had seen sights, and gone to entertainments, and made herself agreeable ; and Mrs. Pocklington hoped, against a secret con- viction, that the rebellion was not only sleeping but dead. She could not ban- ish herself from London; so, with out- ward confidence and inward fear, she brought Lex daughter home. in Novem- ber, praying that George Nmton might not crosses her path, praying too, in her kind heart, that time might remove the silent barrier between her and her -daughter, against which she fretted in vain. But certain other people had no idea of leaving the matter to the slow and uncertain hand of time. There was a plot afoot. George was In It and Sidmouth VanA, and Mr. Blodwell; oro was the Marquis, and another, whose present name it would ruin our deep mystery to discless—if it be guessed, there Is no help for it. And just. when Laura was growing sad, and a little hurt and angry at Learing nothing from George. she chanced to have a conversation with Sidmouth Vane, and emerged therefrom, laughing, bluab- ____ — Ing, and riotonldlyha WNy, though the only visible outoome of the k was an ittvitatlon for her mother and her- self to join in the mild eatertainw-wt Of afternoon tea at Vane's rooms the next gay. Now, Sidmouth Vane wan Very deceitful ; he, so to say, appropriat- eld to eh � own use sad credit Laura'a and Laura's laughter, and, when the invitation came, innocent Mrs. Pocklington, without committing her- sol'f to an approval of Mr. Vane, re- jeiced to think it pleased Laura to take tea with any young man other than George Neston, and walked into the trap with gracious urbanity. Vane received hisguests, Mr. Blod- well supporting Ilim• D![ra. Pocklington and her daughter were the first ar- rivals, and Vane apologised for the lateness of the others. "Lord Mapledurham is coming," he said, "and he's leen very busy lately." "I thought he was out of town," said W -M Pocklington. He only c:ain a backyyesterday." The door opened, and Vane's servant announced with much pomp, "The Marquis and Marchioness of Maple- durham." The Marquis► advanced straight to Mrs. Pocklington; then he took Nea- era'e hand, and said, "You have al- ways beengood to me, Mrs. Pockling- ton. I hole you'll bg as good to my� wife.' It wets hushed up as fax as possible, but still it leai.ked out that, On this sole occasion, Mrs. Pocklington was at a loss --was, in fact, if the word be al- lowable, flabbergasted. Vane malici- ously hinted at burnt feathers and other extreme remedies, and there was really no doubt at all that Laura untied her mother's borulet-strings. Neaera stood looking on, half proud, half frightened, till Laura ran to her and kissers her, and called her the best friend she had, with much other emoti- onal language. Then Mrs, Pocklington came round, amd took a cup of tea, and, still un- consciously doing just as she was meant to do, drifted into the balcony with the Marquis, and had a long oonver- sation with him. When she came back she found Vane ordering a fresh pot °f tea. , "But we must really be gain sg 'she said. "Mustn't we, Laura V And as she spoke she took her daughter's hand and patted it. Do you expect nay one else, Vane?" asked Mr. 13.1odwell. "Well, I did, but he's veryy late." "Where can he have got to?" asked Neaera, smiling. "Oh, I know where he is," said Vane. "He's—he's Only In the next room." Everybody looked at Mrs. Pockling- ton and smiled, She looked at them all, and last at her daughter. Laura waa smiling too, but her eyes were eager and imploring. If he wants any tea, he had better come in," said Mrs. Pocklington. So tills pair of shoes wrought out tbeir work, giving society yet another sen- sation, making Neaera Witt a great lady, and Laura Pocklington a happy woman, and confirming all MTO. Bort's darkest views on the immorality of the aristocracy. And the Marquis and George Nekton put their heads to- gether, and caused to be fashioned two dainty little shoes in gold and dia- monds, and gave them to their wives, as a sip and remembrance of the ways of destiny. And Neaera wears the shoe, and will talk to you quite freely about Peckton Gaol. The whole affair, bowever, shocked Lord Tottlebury very deeply, and Gerald Neston is still a bachelor. Whether this fate be a reward for the merits he displayed, or a pimishrnent for the faults he fell Into, let each, according to his prejudices or his ex- periences, decide. Non nostrum est tan- tas componere liter. (The End.) LOOKED LIKE TALLOW. Threw Away Nluety-!:our Pounds or Am- bergris, \Which Was 'Worth $56,0M. The little town of Digby, N, S., is vary much excited at present over the finding of some ambergris by Mr. Isa- iah Kingborn, a fisherman who lives in Granville, a small village across the river from Digby. Mr. Kinghorn was In conversation with a St. John Tele- graph reporter and told the story of his f Ind. He had been rowing along the bay shore at Granville in his boat. one day last week, and noticed some "stuff" floating on the water. It Looked to him like tallow. He took it into his boat and rowed to his home at Granville, where he tried to boil it down to make soft soap. Failing to do so he threw the remainder of the supposed tallow away. He had about 100 pounds of the material in all, he estimates, and had only kept six pounds Of It after the rest had been destroyed. He was told that it was a very valuable article, and in consequence he brought a sample to St. John, where it was shown to a druggist, who offered for it a price which by no means approach- ed its value. Mr. Kinghorn went back to Dighy by the steamer Prince Rupert and took the ambergris to a 1 coal druggist, who after close examination, identified it., and an looking up the price list, found that it was worth $3 per ounce. The fisherman Ia feelings can be Imagined when he learned that be bad wasted about 94 pounds of the ambergris, which, bad he kept it., would have brought him for the lot $68,000. As it is, he only hes left about six pounds, which will bring him when sold the sum of $3,000. Mr. Kinghorn left a small piece with the druggist, which weighs about one and one half ounces, and the latter will conduct the sale of the cis pounds. Tbe, same which was shown to the Telegraph reporter at the dnigstore was broken from a lump weighing 42 pounds. It. resembles a piece of tallow very much. Ambergris is a solid fatty substance, of a dull gray color, the, shades being variegated like marble, and possesses a peculiar sweet earthy odor. It is a morbid secretion formed In the intes- tines of the spermsoeti whale, and is generally found floating on the sea- shore and in lumps weighing from one half an Ounce to 100 pounds. The sam- ple is still in the hands of the Digby drugggist, and will probably be sent to the 13tates, where a deal will be made for the whole. 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POW'DER The underslgeed having been regtored to health by dimple means, after on, and tar several sears with a severe lung affection, and that dread dietsee THE COOK'S BEST FRIEND Conxumption, is anxious to make known to hie fellow ectrerera the means of cure, To those who desire It, 1L.ARGEGY SALE 1N CANADA. he will eheerfnlly send (tree of charge) a copy of the preacriptlon used, which they will find a eurecure for Conrimption, Asthma, Catarrh, Brotenehilin An BIG SPRINGS. all throat %nd Lung Maiadia. He hopes - -- all sufferers will try his remedy, ss It in invalu- able. Those desiring the prescription, whichwill cost IrennsylvnnilC Qns One Whose Flow U them nothing, Ara may prove a blessing, will please 280,000 Gallons a Minute. ,ddreee, Pennsylvania possesses a number of Itev. EDWARD A. WILSON,Brooklyu,New remarkable springy The big spring of York. — Bellefonte, the "Beautiful Fount," frons A CONTENTED CHILD. which the town derives its name, and Fond Mother—How do you like your which pours Torth 280,000 gallons per new governess, Johnny? minute, has had its story repeatedly Johnny—Oh, I like her ever so told. But almost within the limits of much. I'm so glad my little boy has a nice Bellefonte is another spring, never teacher at last- mentioned, almost unknown, because of Oh, she's awful nice. She says she its rival in the borough, which for pur- don't care whether I learn anything or ity and outpour is as large as the one In not, so long as pop pays her salary. the town. A pure crystal shies n of ONE HONEST MAN. water 2 feet deep and 10 wide agush- Dear Kditor:—Please inform your es forth the yuan• round, and the tem - readers, that if writteu to cunfidenti- peratlrre varies but 2 degrees, being ally I will mail in a sealed letter, par- r that much warmer in the winter than h ticulars of a genuine, honest. ome in the summer. Then there is the Clive, by which I was permanently re-' spring at Axe Mann, another very large StrbrPd to health and manly vigor, one; but among the marvelous springs sifter year-Rof suffering frrnn nervous ilPllllity, sexual weakness, night lOggeg in this section is file famous Rook , and weak shrunken partes. i was robbed spring. 'I•bea•e the water gushes forth andswindledbythequarksuntilInear•. from a cave in the rock, fully 10 feet ly lost faith in mankind, but thank high and 'LO feA-L wide, with a cilearne s heaven, I am now well, vigorous and that rivals even the crystal, No rain strong, and wish to rriake this certain illsuferers' I means of cure known totill sufferers' has ever bex.n severe enough to even - have nothing to sell, and want no make the water of a mut Icy color, money, blit being a firm believer in Fx(ym out of the depths of the eavecra- the universal brotherhood of inan, I ous rock come various specimens of the i "I it delirious of helping the unfortun- P g finest firth, a.m°ng them beim the de, - g ate to regain their, health and happL-' licious mountain trout, and, though ness, I promise you perfect secrecy and they can he. seen coming out, no one lig I do not wish to expose myself either, aclrlresH, simply : P. O. Box has ever been able to see a aislgI fish I swim into the cave. Whether they are :W, London, Ont, I lmti under ground, or where they come �... from, is a myatery that has never WOOD FOR LANCES. been fathomed. Another remarkable spring is in It is propc*wA to substitute bamboo Huntingdon County, near the old fur- fur nsh-wood [or the lanes of EngLisb ue by that, name.. There the cav- cavalry regiments as the ash used is ern which is the outlet of the springg dimensions that swirl to belbrittlp and not to be trust- ed in actual warfare. , is of such a team of horses can lie driven into it for a con- siderable distance, Ten rods from its For over rifYy Years source the spring gives a stream of sufficient power to run a large grist Mas.. WINSLew'S SOOTHING SYRUP has been need by miiliono of mothars for thelrchildren while teethln mill, and it was never known to be too low for this use. Then there Is the If diaturbod at night and broken of your rent bye ail -hlld suffering and crying with pain of Outling Teeth „ Blue Spring" in Bald Eagle Valley. .end at ones and get a bottle of "Mrs. Window's named so because when looked into the .inothing Syrup" forOblldren Teething. Itwill relieve water seems as Idue as indigo. This I he ppoAr IIN•le sufferer immediately. Depend upon it, la lt. It is because of its great depth, a mat- mothtre, there no mistake about sorsa Diar- rhma, regulates the Stomach and nowels, nano wind ter which to this day Ls an unsettlied conn, sottene the flume, radnees InOammation and quest ton. This spring, which in Q*- glvea tone and energy ro the whole system. '1Mra. p,oaranoo is likee, a well about 4 febi %%:inalow'n Rooth ng Syrup" rot children teetAng In In diameter, has been sounded to a . plea.ant to 1 he taxte and In the prescription of ,)ne of depth of several hundred feet without theoldentand beet female phyMo'ansand nnre-stn ,hcunir.edStates. Prioetwenty five ceniaa hnttlo. f1ti ling any IgWorn. The, water is near fold h7 all r1mgpixts throughout the -nrld. Ro onrn t encu h to file to oro that a mart g p 0611 ■ndaakfor"MAa.w1Ns1.Ow' 8OOTNINo8vnr,r." lit, dawn rind drink from t.h, Wrina,r ,