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" I , 1; 03oftbitlej . , 0 i , .1 .- � Wtiv4y FiV0111111%94 Which Sery #�-q routc,aad po ajj)j,,�. q ion 11 d Intl 10-L 91 b . �,'!_�4* t Ufpc ,,-I,; . ! X Ch I ;, � � ; 4E49.' I- � p'aPpefLr and the to W1410 - . - , ra. road -66 MUr '01, , , " ��_� "Ap I 4, �Q W- 4,04 W6*00i - - , _11 a `w � 'Do 20 I ,T* V , _ io 9 �. ii� 0 � after picking up , 61119 0.11 =a1%V'4V1edFlla1' i, �0,� 4 , " , I , ,� - �,� U � I , , " . _ _ 11 Ui S& . : "", .� '40F. , ��jj; P)II , '� ej� looking It all over and tak _w -P P 4 It Y 0 , Ver PlepA. , . ":1 , , 1 9rUs ft,ous Pjr , ;1 'P 011fia "lot U AWSY'ith 044 J%UU 1XoUr I . � §,WoXIU*.. #� h*'d rO for ten minutes, Mr. Bow- 11Y had 00 many horse - � I I 11004,144, 40: , 0, M I It ; O 3 'Soytik .. I I '. 1" ,# . L084 10h0d 7.',tprFd­1Cldi�e - I 10 troubles 0 jinmnj�igj I I - 1, .­­ � I � wl:�M . I 14,4t�T­T�Xp Ojpqr�Ltt *Y a . )I, "OMs to him and expressed it ,�X V# ,of, W,04 It , � ie ,"��! 1, - 1404v �� C sought put anew Place to begin. live 00tter Ilvq§,y ,IN .,. was 414 by w"its'." , . � � . U jrn9cjIj VVQc*:%4R�. xpolsteried We haAap again, 19oked "On e id . the I :,tr`,%=.L1,R97 . ( t , X�V4 11 . , "'"E"', "I"t jug- ,mant , utuif�s� �tap, . -W- � j", Was 'r � , Was, r pid-111 't flity qer 'Ir -- *Xgillp 11.4 .11 B1.0 P�wca curi'd I 1� N aj , 'cig ; - I s� X0,1011 -F- W@rt; getting around at the house and then started I ra� V�,, ��j ( " ds 41AL aro -��, r wi out Increury. � " . ..... I 10 the tat'lll UOUS6,'�Mt on the in as before The "hu!" and llnu,t.. I ion was not wickedness. tj.he. with A A I from the effects of '. �� . " r. Bowtot behaved' Well. worked up tip-top, but Instead of fteling of exhilaration etrorig upon-lifill . Young Mon sullerly. I ; . youtitfu follies or Indiscretions, .1 l 9 the blade., ,i:lght wink at a woman riding a bike . I . or -an troubled with Weakness, Nervous , ., e had Passed when Ike said to entering the grass "Swip j in the opposite direction, but It would - k DabliTty, Loss Pf Memory, Despondency, " �,', " 1, 11 , 4' � owser I , Aversion tQ,uat Y, XW11 Troubles, or I ,.L,A' , I ,,,, .,9AQ .morning : ed," along In the Wr with the rawalt be it harmless wink -a wirdr. . . '. ��_ v i,A: , - . I that Mr. . -to,- � rijigirply, 1e,. 01. I'111 going to Put In a big d Y Bowser was turned clear, announce that he saw . 1_1;;:1V_ . L 4"i'dis*650 of the Genjta��Urinayy Qr. day's -her a was )'i, 1. I tans, can here find safe and speedy cure. 1,�.'!.,,,�� ,,_W,,9r# tjorday. 41ve got ,to Wort, off I around with the jrnomenturn and the glad that she was taking needed exer i 11 .;�V. � ,he - Ir poor. 0 the Only niale It WOU14 XjQt . h4"ge2CJRA1A08-G'1tU)l�L cspx'��'kD' - AQW, e of this surplus Point of the scythe struck 08e. Even should he chin witil a fe- � I fat and narden - p RA . I . IM, UP, I think I"ll tackle the grass first. shade tree On the Place and was broken e. 4 wl.gkea 0 -T c li�p- . afterttts atd")f? � ) , . I .AS machine off short At the same time one of the her pneumatic ! It 4 vacu - & There ought to be a MOWU but Bill-lPlY inq%ilpfep e. ffiddle-Aged ..her,carorn4nytroubled uktmnol somewhere." ma I � Ire. ll 4-: ­: . 'eu 'c , . ,..� - handles Of the scythe hit him in the strise and bi�. , I N . �ofte, and Many "You mean a scythe," she said. - �, Dmettaghodfcoftbfs cr. :%,�,,:. stomach and left him gasping fol, dice and prevarl '.'�IGA! U at'N' '� 11 I . 1, ,,, E I k. t hl�31, I - 11 V 4`111 "Do I? Well, it's all the sam�7thing, breath, and as he sank down he time on as now, and If any of his con- - .. . on- � "�t�'," , I think there's one hanging up in the thought rather than gasped : gregation 41 have . ­ rn. Think of Mrs. Bowser -the "If I dont get even with Mrs. Bow his 'If overed that he was jos4rg Mrs. City Way . when �.�,-�'�:, ',b� goodness he would:resJg�j at tneir 0,-, � - he - df mapot. . Ways -What, Johnnie! -, I M", Warry, merry It I ser for this You gave that basket full of apples to IAA. r, wifiatllng as 'be may I never see another Several other miernl�er�'jjj�clee upo,is co,v�? , - , .sunrise!". In the green mea- the question 11VO, and COP, And it w;ks a a st.) 'Aharpens his 9 " �_he 1. 8 7 LL 11 I � 11� � i,�,r, , d9_w1 I'll shal-P I'Whistle, I'll have Note. -Mr. Bowser may make a lis, then put to a vote. By aimiljorlty o2jI7 I so Johnnie-Yeslin. I want her to have . . , ETROIT, MICH. If 0 !, - " scent R 11 . �, `� � - . a now mown hay mal failure as a mowlst, but when he votes it was decided that preachers me apple butter. -Philadelphia Press. - _11111111111111111 �. '... . I , . 1r, 4i, Ilowl: � all I O tbla country before the comes to hold the Plough he'll show can ride the bike and-loolt, a, little Belle­.Tjs It hard to love a man? ,inti . I — o)ock strikes 10 -Wasn't It a glorious Mrs, Bowser and the neighbors that srorty and act a little colty, and that Julia -Don't worry about that, it IS P I�Itl,,9 � anyone opposer! to It can go to grass. easy enough to maxry one. -New York WL ' . - % .idea of.,' mine-reating tills farm for I he's no spring chicken. M INTON 6,48H, DOOR AND BLIND FACTOflY l, , Brother Its, who holds such strong iliX th� summer ? Just hear that bluebird Aerald. 1P, ' views fn*the negative, -arose ane offer- ,(, %4vLarblific ,his lay. Wifl you ?I' . THE THOMPSON ST. BICYCLE CLU ed his resignation, but the same wan She -They must have quarreled yes- 4M , It"That's cawing," said Mrs. — B. not accepted, and he was told t,D sit terday, He -What makes you think %"X a am Me 1. _Qzng, , - More Hairbreadth Encupas and Startling down and keep quiet until the meet- so? She—He's 86 attentive now­-C,hl- " , Bowser after Se, COOPERI�o_ I " . PROPRIETOR ;;;; X. ��' - "Is It? Well, Wo all the same thing. Adventures of the organization, Inc adjourned. .I I cago Record. General wilder and Contractor, . . n 11 � ­��,"'We might have lived in town for fifty "Gern'len of de club," began Prest- Friend -Do, you always wait for In- This factory has been tinder the personal supervision and one owner for trigjk L ,r '': heard a crow trill-" dent Toots, as the Thompson street NOBODY WAS A GENTLEMEN, 15PI-tion before you write a poem? years. We carry an extensive and reliable stock and prepare plans and give , , , ,?�e�ra .and neve�. . � , 111. -%L , .1, ,:: , - . . Colored Bicycle Club was called to or- Author -No. I always need $1 .-Surn- estimates for and build A �11 , 11, I I I der, "at a late meetin' we had de One day a stranger 'came Into our erville Journal. prices. All work all classes of buildings on short notice and on the closed i 11� quesbun befo' us, 'Should a minister of camp and looked around, for a while I "Johnny!" said the nervous mother. is Bupfrvised in a - mechanical way and oatisfacti" t : ! . do gospil ride a bike ?' De sentiment and finally i "I want L You to dry up right this guaranteed. - asked it we had a man of "I can't," walled Johnny We Sell all kinds of interior %od exterlpr Material. " ;, '­ . "I I of de members was about evenly di- sand among usjudge Watkine Prompt- minute" �,.t � 1,f� , V'ded, an' no decishun wAs strove at, IY answered that we had a man who "Bill Just soaked * Lumber, Loth, Shin. -les? Ume, Sasbi DOOPS, Bfinds Ets . �. : . _______1 me,"-Indiariapcall �4 1 ­ I - 'T `4, 1 . , but de same queshun am heah beto' us wasn't afraid of any thing above or � . 'L -, � ;�,' . .� . 1. Journal. ' gl I " -gin, an, I shall hope to see it settled below the earth. "Bunny thing about this telephone," lvi I - and sent a i4an down ".1. ' 11 - I dis time fur good. De opinyun of yo'r to the creek after Bill Hopkins., When "What's that?" "If you swear Into it Agent for the CELEBRATED GRAYBILL SCHOC L DESK, manufactured , : - �, ", . I I I . president ant so well known dat it Rill came UP the stranger looked him they cut YOU off, and if you don't at Waterloo. Call and get Prices and estimates belcre placing your orders, , '. I Would be Idle fur me to say anythin'on over and queried ; I . swear they never hear YOU."--ChlcagO - - de sublick. We will ha'r from Brud- "Ar' You a fighter T' Record. ­� K "­. I I der Slipbacip White on de matter." "I at -1,11 modestly replied Bill. He (earnestly) -Am I' the first man We are bound to keep u , i�, . . I Brother White said he was sorry that "Rev you got a record T1 I YOU ever kissed? She -Of course you . P --.Nm& (I , � /0- the question had come up &t this time, "I hev. I've licked every crittillk who I HOW stupid men -rel are. I never �11 I as he had accidentally swallowed a has dared stand- before Into from ' knew one who didn't ask that! -New * 0 OUR REPUTATION i$ i$ I I , ­ . horse chestnut, and was not up to the Grassy Valley to Ace High." York Herald. y , I mark as an orator, but as It had come "But ar' You a gentleman as well Stylus --I understand Versifer has be- , , 1? I �1,,W-:*^ UP he must say that he was against it. 19 a fighter?" persisted tfie stranger, I come quite a poet, Buckram -Some- For alWays having NEW and up-to-date goods. F h , C,f,Al I 'k.... Near him lived a preacher who had "Of course, I arT, said Bill, "and rd , thing like that. No one can under - 1 V -1-1 learned to ride the bike, and the differ- Uke to see the blamed galoot who myv; , stand the stuff he writes.-Philadelplita This week we are offerringwm%..-�_ , 11 1ence in the demeanor of that man be- ' I hain't ! But what's that got to do N(.Wth American. .. 'nH - D NBVER SEEN A SUYTj1jB SHARPENED fore and after was something amazing, with It, and what's all tills; ri.pt New Cheese, the first and finest on the I-.,. I ' The Previous air of humility was gone, I ahout?,, . Brown -Jack was noted for his mem- I L ','� WITH A RRIURBAT. " . and its place had been taken by a sort "I'm waiting to co I e across a crit- cry When he was at college. Smith- market, only 10CtS per lb. ,, . in Was be? Brown -Yes, he carried all I , "Can't we have strawberries for din- of cock-a-doodle-doo bearing which ter with sand," replied the stranger, "'., sier? Greene there were enough on gave rise to much talk. He couldn't In soft and Oily tones. 9 I the athletic records In his head. -Brook- —0 p . . lyn Life. .1 the Place !4, , - - tlll�:v oftfly... say that the Preacher had los "You ar' wantin' a fuss?, I - - t any of I I G'', "I have I s goodness of his soul, nor that his "I ar', but the feller must be a gen- "Can you give me change for five THE CASH GROCERY. ' ,w there Is jug 0, "Strl&§'Lo�ry vine, It sermons were the less Interesting,' but tleman, same as I ar'. No gentleman dollars?" inquired the usually Impe- I - I *91,� 11 that bears i�ru�k�ejw$ ' -in contact with the frisky bike had cer- "� . I eil�gow and d - ' cunious friend. "Certainly," was the Telephone 23. OGLE COOPER & CO. . ner time I'll 114*e'lt 'Oi . i ille table. He tally worked a change that he regret- � unguarded reply. "Then lend me ,, yl told You iliere.wiii.aceallij,' . ted to see. One day the Preacher had . three."7Washington Star. ' o but I can't ��'f currants, v�rinked it him Aft -they passed. On an- ., _k I - 1, �, , . . ".0" am, er good many folks," - sald n n 111% find any bushes." other Occasion the good man had asked - I & .1. . "Bushes!" . '_,_ , e4M1a4X_Q9d . Bpweer. "Do If he saw any flies on him. Oil .the . . .L TJ cis Eben, "nett seems ter t'ink Alit %mOh fl, , - _� I e H - ­ � - 1-1 . .. I . YOU expect to And currants growing third occasion the preacher's bike had . . ,; . I Wbw, deV'0�010de i6t good, resolution. y ardware I. 11 .., On bushes ! I thought You were struck a banana cart, and the preacher - j, � !eye done tuhned out er dayls'wuh'k." . �f .1 " -WAShlogion Star. 11 brought UP on 'a farm VI and the Dago had seemed to use words �f "Where do they grow ?" she asked. of about the same length and meaning. - � �. .", -- L! I A-nd Tinware .... 6 0 0 * q I'll !, %­ - - , , ,; , .1 ­ , - He had no wish to abridge any man's , ,� �1' 4�,,Vf$s GuffbLngt0n ROW did you feel _1 "Do you see .that. -bed - 04111t, there? rights, but it Was his firm and unal- when YOU 'found that the shfp'*ogjd I L whp _ I Well, when If's time for currants we'll ttrable opinion that preachers should * . �. 6UreW go down in ten mluufb"t' Cj,'j6- have 'em mY the bushel. There you keep both feet on the ground an4 not "I " I •tall-Salted�l felt 'for a life Ai0oerfok, , . tore, and will from . .. .. , strike a gait of over five miles an -hour. . \ e .. . A _? . 4 We are now back in our old S go! What,at6'kou grinning at now- . 'That Ista, bed of Brother Bider Hopkins, who is 60 .. I -Melbourne Times. - . burdDeks out .. I - . . . ) I I I *'Dk�bler'a poster didn' . Wilk 111� riz ­. ' now, give Low Prices on all kinds of Hai'dwar,e - . there'." Ehe4� ughed. years old, and Just married to his third . . , , I I 1� � th ""A M . I 1. wife, responded to the call Of the presi- N "No, he forgot to paint 14-1- 6ft"08to-n- and Tinware. �f i -� j " . I .Dry girl and the judges had nothing to . 46 PunPing over 6UT46ks: wlth� Brother White. He f*as not a I I diverf'thern from criticizing his 'work. "BurdocIT !Never !Never, in All this dent by saying that he could not agree - . world ! I * .1 ; .1 � I , as it boy 64for� you saw the light of regularly ordained mlnistei,_40t the god- ' I , ( -Chicago Record, Jowse—GIVE -USA TRIAL -"es'" . , day„ You, think they are bur- pel, but had something of'I'Freputation - I . l0*0. 14r :a"144i wser, but what you as an exhorte n#i%_ been rid- . I , : _ 4 r. �, . Walter -Poor Dibbles, They say he . I ' dw)r�tl.knOW, i4tit farming will fill a Ing the bike for three indifths, and If 649 1 _�, got a palr of beautiful black eyes late - there was anything wicked about it - . I . ly. I feel sorry for him. Tom_yjjU HARLAND BROS. lh mighty big book. Don't you worry he ought to have felt it. Had he been needn't. He got a very handsome girl I , v,b,out currants -I'll see that we have hurt by the contact ? No ! On the . , Clinton. I sharpen my scithe:6, Now, then, to contrary, the bike had proved a bless- I � I ern by the barrel. � vylt4 ,them. -London Answers. . Ing to him and to his hearers. Form- 11 I . - . ' (31' e -I'd rather spend the winter -ON-MMIN erly he had the hardest kind of worst than the summer. Violet -I don't . I In Olive-I'd largest assortment, the new - x ­ There waq I the barn and . 'r 'q hanging u up to'.keep his congregation awake, not to licire keeps the - j '7 - ed t say Interested, and he had grave tea- � ' e how you can say such a thing, est Goods, qualit fine and r'�r 1fr . hour. "YOU AR' WANTT,q' A7 FUSE. " f ' ..,14�:We..1,rl,11Uff1g h 'I' . Vve�-Why, then W`L- could at least lo,oking for sopilething to sons to fear that he did not earn the Y l08$ I . . I" sharpen It 30 or 40 cents returned on the collet- ,ever fights *Ith a loafer'Y , have a snow man! -Judge, low in Groceries� Crockery and .. with., There *is:bothlhg better than tion plates ja W I - Irwi 11 . How was It now ? He "Wall, I don't see why We can't Cit Aunt -Why did You stare it that I : Glassware<!�-� . gentleman so rudely, 19thel? Little TEAS. 1�1 a brickbat, and he worked away with walked Into the Pulpit after a live -mile together," said Bill. "buT I don' TEAS. -Black Green ftud Japans are unequalled in quality slid , ' that and whlftled', - "Yankee Doodl::" . spin on his bike, and in less than ten the, objlck ex�&­ctly.,, t' gee Ethel -Oh, he's a drefful man; he'Aever 10- prices; you will save be. and . ,until he thought he had worked up -An minutes half his audience were shout- ; C' Pound if YOU buy me instead of Tea Peddlers; coat . Ing "Amen!" Re could rip Satan up "The obJlck is to'lick you,!- . goes to ,church or nothing. I heard pare quality and prices. I I edge. Whtle he was working and the back In a way be had never hoped . "Ob! &e &�'! . father say he was an acrostic, -Judy. SUGARS. -We are h6adquarters, we buy direct from Montreal Refineries, keep best quajjt3 whistling a farmer who was driving FV.4_4..01�x.q, your. x and sell at close prices. I to attain, and after an exhortation of O.-Vil. �;ay, ant`; I'l be on hand!" L&W7er-Do"Yotr thtnk-tbat You 'are along the road stopped to ask : two hours his congregation still cried After consulting' with Judge Wa,t- capable of filling the position, young NEW FRUITS aud'PEELS.-We 11avo, already disposed (Itiri Holiday 80 . ason of over "Hello, naybur. Bittin' ready for for him to go on. He had also wink- kine and others, the stranger arranged man? 130Y-LCapable! Why, my lag four tons and still have large stock on hand, difreren't brandsiggelling cheap as to quality. ; hayin' ?" ,ed at men (not women) of t "That's what I'am," replied Mrf Dow- quaIntance-he had also made It his aa- matters. He wanted to light Bill rough bogs said I knew more than he did. CROCKERY, CHINA, GLASSWARE AND LAMPS. -We . . Fe'r . Bible for flies to alight on his impos- and tumble, and he Wanted the two That Is why I had to leave, -Vaulty. leave. 90t to make room for out . .. I had even choked back -be of them to 90 UP on the hill after dark Applicant -r understand, madame, Imported Goods and we have reduced our prices on Dinner Sets, Tea Sets, Toilet Sete, . "Know all about mowin', I s'pose." a Dago half to death, Berry Sets, Water Sets, Broad and Butter Plates, Cups and Saucers and Lamps, all kinds . '. but In spite of all that be felt that he and have It out alone, desire to employ the servicets Call and see Goods and Prices; no trouble to show l, e Of a chaperone for your daughter? . "Guess I do -why?" was gaining In goodness and leaving murred to this, ss they wanted to see goods* di Oh, nuthin'. I kinder thought You Satan further behind each day that he the fun. 'When the battle was over the Mrs. Croesus-Yes, I do. Can you ride . d from the way yo q Oirpened that Ilved. Let ministers ride the bike It victor was to hoot and we 'would go a bicycle? -Somerville Journal. ­::2��Terms Cash or Trade. Scythe. Goin' to hev a fine day of it .you want red hot sermons. —_ - by the looks of things.11 . Brother Washington Tobias, who still up and bring down the mangled ra- The deaf man no longer needs - — ties himself on his bike when he goes MaIns of the vanquishel, We had To walk the railroad ties; Bargains'l Bargains! At the Cheap Cash Store. "What was he saying T" asked Mrs. Out, that there may be no sudden sep- Just started to go up at the end of The scorcher finds him on the street s! Bowser, _06111e, came out and the farm- aration and resultant heartburnings, an hour when till came down 'to us. And wafts him to the skies. $1,600 WORTH OF GROOMES and CROCKERY must be sold to malk,a 11 er had dAVVELlong. said that he had given the subject thin- There were tears in his eyes, his back -Indianapolis Journal. r� "He'd never seen a scythe sharpen- 'teen minutes of the most serious was humped up room for Stock to sTrive. Don't miss this chance to buy Goods chear. , ed With a bAdkbAr-before, I guess," thought, but could not arrive at any ,and. he dragged his � r legs as he walked. The catcher (roughly} -What do you —CASH PAID FOR GOOD BUTTER AND EGGS_— � Tcy)lled Mr. Be . - conclusion. He did d not want his � ar high colty, and go - cients usedi'm - pfre 0okAng at the howling rooters)- , "That's what the preacher to be gay an "Waal, is the corpse up that?" ask know about baseball anyhow? The urn Pdehier. Old Pliny around stepping h h and talking G. J. STEWART. Agent for Hollsoon and Kur nia TO and Sof,rates a4o�DloKones would have I ed Judge Watkins. I � about horse races and (log fights. "Nary a corpse." Nothing; I'm the umpire, you know.- - � m Does tfie thing look all right to you?" " laughed to see a ' in use a wb6t&tone. Neither did he want him to go around "Didn't nobody get llc6d? Philadelphia North American, like a pancake on legs and let every After they had departed she wept ­= I . "No. The feller slid Out Unbeknown bitterly. Suddenly she ceased. It had • "Yes, but I don't believe You ever dog bite him and every loafer kick his t before you gin the signal. and occurred to her that perhaps LeSlie's Carryge Factory handled a scyt.ho in all y coat-tails full of wrinkles, The rapid 0 Me 9our life." exhilarating motion of the bike doubt- ' th- was nUthin' fur me to fight?" -her tears f "You don't, eh ?11 he growled.. As hft "The durned skunkl Why, ;3e'sa might fall on her new silk shirt waist — j -41 �; rolled up his shirt slee-Ves. 11'rea may . Id and spot It Irrevocably. -Cincinnati BUGGIES, PHAETONS, CARTS AND WAGONS -all of the best work,, Li,. belleme wh&t,yoU., Want to, but when 110 was a gentlemanl­ 1. . I. "Yes, he said that. Enquirer. manship and material. SWAII the latest styles and Most modern improve- ` begin throwing the grass over the "And we guaranteed him that you Howland -I understand Scorcher and menta. All work warranted Repairing and repainting prom ti attended � house you'll tkke a back seat. Never _V_ a, I Was a gentleman," his wife have quarreled and separ%tedl :, handled a OcYthe, ell ? Perhaps your 7-f - — ' I ( . I "Yes. I bain't had nuthin' hurt my Davis -Yes, he precipitated &if by to. �riceq to suit the times. r; father was tbo pilly man in the United o-, . afrh OWFACTORY-oorner Huron and Orange Stre cliaton. 657 * " ' � States who ever Rent a ton of bay to I-- __ feelin's like this fur twenty years!" telling her she couldn't ride a wheel -_ � 2narket. If yotvAtin�t want that boy 1. I . "I should itly not. Gentleman, the half an well as his mother did.-Phila- — V cut In two ai� firstclipget him ,_ Tneetl]2' will now come. to order. XOW delpbla North American. ­_ __11 � �__ . --- — � ,t,lils, then : ­Whlarai one feller who said "I am very much afraid that Jhnrnv +res + + + +`�' — - - . I ,:�,I_.! - 4,i , - - - - !� Out of the Way . . CP4 be R 99Ptleman has 'sneaked out ,, 1, I i Is In mischief," sa,ld Mrs. Snaggs to her ­ " - - -_ - Young Bowser *as j3ullqd out of the I I 1. hqsband. "I can't bear h 1� gmss and se'itlid on�'the doorstep and Of a fight Witt another feller whom im," replied , �, as Mr, BOWReA <;;� We all know (9 be a gentleman; be it Mr. Snaggm. ,"That's Why I think be I . Kijl�-, of V.A . . ft - , � t* I , � , , I . I , I ' -.19pation lift hands and " 'Resolved, that MI 119�pkins ar' no must be doing something he ought not." I + r,,,, Absolutely I - flourished the scythe around. "HIM HAD 11111IN RtD[XG 7*11E Io �j + . . , Mrs. BIKE FIVE tiger a gentleman and hain't got no -Pittsburg Ohlroniele. ). Bicycles. I . P i: Bowser retreat'e'd, Mt. Bowser rnAde MONRR& cause fur Iselin' .bad &bOuIl.jt!- .. "What do YOU think of the bicycle I the BeSt r,,,, three of four,Tqtlallx to gat the "fling � I - , less acted to stir up men's souls, and The preamble ,and resolution we craze?'�' "Great thing! I never took I �:j - , , I , of the thIng,0' idAd 41t6h dr6lw a long In some cases, perhaps, It made men unanjrno,qsiy adolii6d, and Bill 1`0 so much good exercise before In all *I ,Z>01�zw .��`( . I . �!; breath and made a tremendous swipe worse, but he felt that the ministry' his t Wiped my life." "Why, I didn't know you were . . oz>� . � at the grass betote him. He remem- could be trusted. If they found Satan d up his- feelings 1�,41_ ' on the saddle beh and ears away, braced Q riding." "I am not, ,� I I bered enough about wowing to reeol- Ind them they would , Was soon himself nK&In._3Ai% tia'a. � , 11 discard the bike and go about on I . cross the street once In & white." -Chi- 1 �+4,j rlgh� '�Valgbt and 11 811perfor Materfal 11�11 lect that EL ntoWe.r. should utter a. "hut" -------------- I+— It* . _: , and give a sort 0 0 "squat" stilts. Let them ride or not ride. He The iWarcl Tibies. cago, Record. !41 f?; ,flit rzVcryj1ja- , . - _::. I . , as he would not take It Upon himself to de- "Talk about hard tjmes,,- exel Millie -It looks an though the bicycle 1� �- NW11129 the odliffitt, ' �th(5 "hil" wAff all Gide. 9 neck and armed t of exist- ,, I — . and Scientific Work- ' L6+ - *I - weight diamond & paper- since. Leavitt -Not & bit of It. The - tj zjlvhrtl� '171,9.ht and the t�fttiatl' fairly Up to the When Rev. Penstock was called up the man With a big would drive the horses out - `-, Toark, but the ,0161lij: of the s0ytbe stuck on he rose with alacrity, and was evi- In his erttva.t_,-t&lk P ­ Ifflanship- . . . . ',' Into the grolind instead of dently primed for the occasion. He is a - -bout hard ttmest I never -pen "y. more bi6yeles there are the more they � .,�- I . I a regularly ordained minist end an 'tlng,,Itke what We've be t1rough, be� will need horses. Millie -What, tor? !21 - --- � the grass and jd0fi *aa Mt. e ZrI198 fore. L4&vItt-Ambulance%�-New York Her- •I I , . APE I I 4,gtjD on jite l,k,1jA,j,4* -thtit he lobi his advocate of the bike, and 't'here was 6A , much Interest to hear what he would "Did 3rou-41d 3,6ii votWdd It?,, was. aid. I , . . I .111, , tqUillbrIdni I :ftjjd,,­tUm,fijtd over him- Say. He opened on .Brother White the surprised Inquiry. "Sweet One, I love you," he wWsper� I , lielf Arid IAq , , � I D ,1 - I I jent,,bd*d `ftot Anto the tan- from the word 0. The.. man who "Did I notice It-? Why, de rarMtrb ed to his Partner at the m , _, . . ., 1. �7" _$#A*d4,,'d6*n over affizined that ruing a,41ke,thade a bev been so poor ley 0OUldn!t ln�kulge- "I ehftld th%k you Wotild,ll she II45. 1. . . I . , I , it ,094 t aaqu6rade. , -146 - -., e "Itt �'1'_h*'0*"QW All6d With -preacher sporty woo a bigot, and did In de ordlliaiy lUkudbij. Look in de 0110d, "seeing thtiLt I am your *1 .. 11 -�'I,` U r#bt, ?'", I � Urb:118ow 4.) , � a . � 110' With: - not know ,whAt he vmn -talkItig about. ain't one gold birleir tt*W6AAyjs -1,er "Didn't I know It, dArlitig? What, '_ � � 5 . ZZ 6to , 11 wito a,preacher` ` With K ftdky � lie � * 0 Other I ,Xl " ,4;;,'U,16*id,`u# "d ',#it si v 1. I " I dere u ter be a do.je".,-,W#Ahjngt6n . to?" -Boston Coutibr. I I - .1. 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