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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Huron News-Record, 1896-03-11, Page 2on hits and hit him a '#iri, The practical joker yelled; "For heavens sake don't bit me again, John Don't you know we?" The Inoffensive citizen said : "Great Scotts' The practical joker said in an injured tone : "Hang it all, John, it's only a joke." The (inoffensive citizen looked at the I practical joker, who now had one eye closed, and laughed. The practical joke angrily asserted that it was no laughing matter. "But you said it was a joke," re- turned the inoffensive citizen, "and I thinllyou are right." And he laughed agai u. But the practical joker hasn't been able to see the point of it to this day. Still it was unquestionably a good joke. ;d1 Dr. ii. F. Mervin. Na Other Medicine 50 THOROUGH AS AYI3RS_ Statement of a Well Known Doctor " No other blood medicine that I have ever used and I have tried them all, is so thorough used, its action, and effects so many permanent cures as Ayer's Sarsaparilla." - Dr. I3. F. Menet-1.A A.ugusta, Me. Ayer's Sarsaparilla )Admitted at the World's Fair. ' a..o.a,,.a._r Ayer's Pills for liver and bowels. The Huron News -Record 1.Yn 11 Year-dL00 In Advance WEDNESDAY, i11ARclt llt.h, 1'31U As lion Like It. There was a loan ill our town— He wasn't wise a bit ; His hasinecs kepta-going down. An advertiser? Nit. While no physician or pharmacist can conscientiously warrant at cure, the J. C. Ayer C.). guarantee the purity, strength, and medicinal virtues of Ayer's Sarsaparilla. It was the only blood -purifier admitted to the great World's Fair in Chicago, 1893. "Sh'd think this town would be full of divorces," said the visitor from the Wabash. "What on earth kin a mar- ried couple find to talk about when they ain't nit coal fires to argue over in the mornin.'?" COMPLETELY KN- OCKED OUT. "I was so much run down I had to give up work, and I felt as if life was not worth living," writes Wm. W. Thompson, Zephyr, Ont. "I took Scott's Sarsaparilla and ala now feel- ing as I did years ago." Scott's Sarsa- parilla tones up the entire system, purifies the blood, and eradicates rheu- matic and scrofulous poisons. Ask for Scott's and get it. Doctor—The trouble - is that you don't take enough exercise. Take more. Blinks—Thanks, How mach do I owe you ? Doctor—Two dollars. I-Iere is your change. Much obliged Height)! I don't feel very well myself. Blinks—You take too much exercise, doctor. Take less. Two dollars, please. PERFECT WISDOM 'Would give us perfect health. Because men and. women are not perfectly wise, they must take medicines to keep themselves perfectly healthy. Pure, rich blood is the basis of good health. *Hood's Sarsaparilla is the One True Blood Purifier. It gives good health because it builds upon the tt'ue founda- tion—pure blood. Hoon's PILLS are purely vegetable, perfectly harmless, always reliable and •beneficial. Matthew Henry—Y- ou say you are ,.keeping a record of the sayings of dy- ing men ; this is mine : That a life spent in the service of God and com- munion with Hint is the most comfort• able and plensant, life that anyone can lead in the world. It is not to be wondered at that Ayer's Pills are in such universal de- mand. For the core of constipation, hilliousnfSR, or any other complaint needing a laxative, these tittle are un- surpassed. They are sugar-coated, easy to take, tinct every dose is effec- tive. Alexander Severns. tvhn was a phil- osopher as well as ,a greet scholar, and had seen nearly all the world during his long life, summed it up in this one sentence nn his death hed : "I have seen all things, and all things are of little value." But, haw much more ex- pressive are those simple words which were last spoken hy Christ on the tress : "It is finished." For Over Fifty Years Mits. WxN^Lnw'e Soorsire HYAUP has been need by millions of mothers for tb, Ir children while teething. If dislnthed at nkht and broko n of your reat.bya sick child suftering and orvtng wt.h pain of Catling Teeth send at once and get a bott'e of "Mi e. Winslow'a Novi Mug Almy" fnruhtldren Teething. It will relieve the poor little sufferer immediately. Depend npon 0, mothers. them Is no mistake about, it. It cure. Dar. thole, regulars the Stomach and Bowels, Horse Wind Collo, sn/ttus { I15 Gum', redeems Inflammation, and gives tone and energy to the whole system. "Mrs. Winalrw's Soothing Syrup" for children t, et Ing le pleasant to She tante and is the prescription of one of the oldest and beet female physleans and nurses fn the United States. Price twenty five cents a bottle. Sold by all drn,tfllsta throngbont the world. Be sure and ask Inc "Mee. W1718VtW' HoOrs1Nn SYRUP," It Was a Joke. The practical joker was sauntering along in the dusk. The inoffensive citizen was saunter- ing along in the same dusk, unmindful of the presence of the practical joker. The practical joker, recognizing a friend in the inoffensive citizen, chuck- led to himself and quickened his steps to overtake him. The inoffensive citizen was thinking of a story he had read about footpads and wondering whether anyone would ever try to bold him up. The practical joker suddenly tipped the inoffensive citizen's hat over his eyes. The inoffensive citizen wheeled in- stantly and landed a fine, large blow between the practical joker's eyes. The practical jbker went down. The inoffensive citizen promptly sat WEAK MEN If euaw•fng nom Lcst 10anho,d Nervous Deb pity, Lauk of Vlgur Emietons 10 days treatment sent free to anyone aendiug us !dots, in Postage stamps. STANDARD MEDICAL 00., die St. James Str,.ct,111untreal rrad Y, VA. for Ili,'). Mr. James I'ayn, the London writer, tells a seasonable story. Ile says a young man was paying' 'Isis attentions to a "beloved object," contrary to the wishes of her father, "a man of thews and sinews," and one day the latter kicked the lover violently Into the street. In a day or two (after recov- ery) the rejected suitor, apparently not one whit discouraged, called at the house once more. "What, again!" exclaimed paterfa- milias, putting one his well -soled boots for action. "No, no," cried the young man, "I have given up all hope of win- ning your daughter; but In consequence of that astounding kick you gave me t'other day, I have been requested, on the strength of my earnest recommen- dation to the committee, to ask you to Join our football club." Socthe)•',. r'hlloscr,hy, I have told you of the Spaniards who always put on his spectacles when about to eat cherries, that they might look bigger and more tempting. In like manner I ma'r, be most of my enjoyments; and though I do not cast my cares away, I pack them in as little compass as I can for myself and never let them annoy others. -Southey. 'Weight of a Trler;roplr Wire, A mile of copper telegraph wire weighs about a hundred pounds. LIFE ON A FARM. ONE OF HARDSHIP AND CONSTANT EX- POSURE. FREQUENTLY THE Mt/ST RUGGED CON- STITUTIONS ARE BROKEN DOWN -A PROMINENT FARMER TELLS OF THE WONDERFUL RECUPERATIVE POWERS OF A FAMOUS MEDICINE. From the Asainibr tan, Saltcoats, N. W. T, Everyone around Yorktonknows Mr, Dan Garry, and what a pushing active husiness fanner he was until In grippe took hold of him, and when that ene- my left him, how listless and unfitted for hard toil lie became. For months he suffered fronn'the baneful after ef- fects of the trounle, and although he still endeavored to take his share of the farm work, he found that it was yer'y trying; he had become Freed y weakened, had lost both appetite and ambition, and was tired with the least exertion. He tried several remedies without deriving any benefit, and as one after the other had failed, he de- termined to give Dr. Williams' Pink Pills a triad. tit felt so utterly worn out that several boxes of the frills Were taken before he found any benefit, but with the first signs of improvement he tusk fresh courage, and continued tak- ing the pills for three months, by the end of which time he was again RAI net- ive hustling Iran, feeling better than he had for years. Mr. Garry tells his ow -n story in the following letter to the Assiniboian ;-- Dear Sir, --"After a severe attack of la grippe I was unable to recover my former strength and activity, I had nn ttuthitinn fat either work or pleasure, and to use a popular phrase, "did not, care whether school kept or not." I tried various medicines without, deriv- ing any benefit frnrrm thein. With not, much hope f decided to try 1)r, Will- iams' /'ink Pills, and 11:1,4 :ri;rePltlrly JtbPase(1 to Hnt1 after a Irw boxes, a de- cided change for the better. My appe- tite, which had failed rue, returned, and i began to leek feu' MV rnea.ls half an hour hefnre time, rind 1 was able to get around with Iny old time vire. i continued the rise of the Pink Pills for• three months, and find myself nr'w better thnn ever. You may therefore depend upon it that from this out i will he among the thousands of other enthusiastic admirers of i)r, Williams' wonderful health restoring medi- cine." Yours gratefully, DAN (1.itRY. i)r. Williams' Pink Pills strike at, the root of the disease, driving it, fermi the system and restoring the patient to health and strength. In (;tees of ptr.r- alyt(is, spinal troubles, locnnrotor at.nx- in, sciatica, rheumatism, erysipelas. scrofulous troubles, etc., these pills are superior to all other treatment. They are also a P ecitic for the trenbles which make the lives of so many women a burden, and speedily restore the rich glow of health to pale and sallow cheeks. Men broken down by over- work, worry or excesses, will find in Pink Pills, a certain cure. Sold by ail dealers or sent, hy mail, post paid, at 50c n, box or six boxes for $2.60, hy ad- dressing the Dr. Williams' Medicine Company, Brockville, Ont, Beware of imitations and substitutes nlleged to he "just as good." t 'I44 RANPX'Mji,ggNAhi . now Ida Cort it<t+21)1.1,' 21dt jtt l kip Acta' with 1p' �aktwater.. A friend of mine hats not only gear.. tied waterr Into the Unclip; IA 'TWA!but with his own hands has Made a oonnectton for the kitchen stere whish beats an abundance of water for all household purposes, without lifting arid, without any danger of exploaiotts 1T/ �trtteirt. X011 ':►i4 Wattle t o vltai io a AM yy'0 1�1t11 a_Ster lijs.� vrXnt Aktaft 1f9�('� *Ai F llj Q lW(F t 4i lrtii0 a sot t,ist'SR8 ern got 1st a tiler Atnaeuiao aid Mupiworga. d0111 altltk' } s• Ohle, meiaseiVa, !humorous fIttlf ng ilIRetKyttistat ttlkett 00 tits, 'Pot @ pages, only't11.40. ant_ 40 ata. tor otya;@aaaiott book. Agents melee i15 00 to 80,8,00 weekly. Btsdley-Gnrretten Vu.. Ltd,i @ntatford, Ontario. Pxoperty Fin Sale. A (FIANCE FOE GAI;DICSABS. eteam. A box holding four to twenty gallpns of water muet be mounted near the sink and lined with copper or tin; or a strong iron -bound keg will do. In either case 1t must not hive a tight- fitting lid, or an explosion of confined steam would result. To fill the tank, a short piece of pipe or trough is placed so that water will run'•from the cold water faucet Into it. (See A fn cut). Another faucet for the water from the tank makes the work easter than dip- ping it out. The heating is done as follows: The water tank is higher than the kitchen stave. A pipe connected with the box at the bottom is carried along the wall to the back of the stove, enters It through the pipe above the collar, turns in several coils just over the oven, and passes out as it came, ending midway in the side of the box close to the wall. With tight joints all the way, no leakage -a very annoy- ing thing in any kitchen -will occur. The coldest water falls to the bottom of the box always, wherce it finds its way to the stove, and, being heated, returns, entering the top of the tank by the other pipe. The arrows in the cut show the motion of the water, In- stead of expensively drilling the side or back of the stove, a slot is merely cut In the stovepipe, which Is easier, and just as effective for the entrance of the water pipes. Galvanized pipe is not needed in the stove, and prob- ably it will be neceesary to get a length coiled for the purpose by a plumber, as this Is a difficult job to do without spoiling it. If one be fortunate enough to own a stove or range with a water front, of course the pipes may be sim- ply connected with it. Two pairs of pipe nippers will be required to screw on the joints, but these can easily be borrowed where the pipe is bought. After taking measurements, the differ- ent lengths of pipe can be cut and threaded in a short time at the same place. The only soldering required will be for the tank and lining and pipe attachment, If a keg be used, a strong oak one should be selected, and the pipe screwed into holes bored a trifle too small and painted. When wet the wood will swell and make a tight seam about the pipe. Galvanized pipe, con- nections, elbows and faucets may be bought so cheap that it is a shame not to have many country houses arranged for comfort in at least the simple man- ner shown. that the time and strength of the ever -too -busy farmer's wife may be saved. One will be surprised to see how quickly and easily the work may be done after the arrangements are completed, and will wonder how he ever lived previously with so small a supply of hot water. By using a larger tank, water for a bathroom may be always warm and ready, and be con- veyed thither by a separate pipe.—H. Sage, in Rural New Yorker. THE APIARY. Some Exc'lrent Advice as to Location fro❑t an 1;x per len cod Beekeeper. If I were at liberty to choose a loca- tion where I desired, and could find such a one, it would ,be In a place where the land sloped gently to the southeast, with pasturage as follows, says Mr. Doolittle in American Bee Journal: Sarno- willow to stimulate early brood rearing, with sugar maples to fellow; then apple blossoms, as an Insurance of plenty of honey from ap- ples to white clover, which should be abundant. Next -I should want plenty of basswood, and that on a hillside or mountain, so as to prolong its bloom, and lastly where buckwheat was raised. Of course, If asters and golden rod could he plenty In the fall, 1t would be still better. I,ut most of us have other tlrs besides the bees to fix our loentlon, and .o we havo to put up with such a one as we have, and the man Is to be honored that can be con- tented and bring about good results with only limited bee pilccturago at his own home where duty calls him to remain. If 1 could have but one of the above named sources of honey i could select hasswnod first, clover second and lastly buckwheat. From all sources of Information i can gather, basswood Is the greatest honey pcn- dncer in this country, for the length of time It is in bloom. The lay of the land is not of so much importance es the forage, for tight fences or belts of evergreen can he placed around the bet yard to protect It from high winds. I would have the hives face the south or east, If possible, as the bees start earlier in the morning than when they face the north and west; also our pre- vailing winds are from the cjireetfon last mentioned. (terse Meat as Hen rood. Hundreds of barrels of cooked horse meat are sold every winter to poultry raisers. The horse flesh is cooked in tight tanks under a steam pressure of 45 lbs. This penetra'aes every particle of the meat, purifying and cooking it thoroughly. In this form the meat wilt keep from one to four weeks, ac- cotcling to the weather. There is no practical way of preserving horse meat for any length of time. nevi Moe)) isn't Genuine? The total annual production of genuine wine in the world la about 2,- 8r;0,000,000 gallons. ." ip eoaaegeeaee ei wage and lank of help, 1 bare decided to offer for sale my splendid gardening ppre- pettY consisting of Bre and a Half sures in ()Retort, some of the beet land in tho county of Huron, includ- ing hot beds and other necessary requirements. There is On the premises a frame house with cellars, soft and hard water,/barn and other outbuildings The Bsyfleld rivdr adjoins the property. Will sell st u reasonable price for half Dash and balauer, evened by aoortgsge. As 1 desire to sell. this le a ohauee seldom met with,' Apply , personally or by letter to the proprietor, lOSEPUI ALLA}t11ON, 824-t1. ralnten Don't Budd Without A Plans J. ADES FOWLER & CO., Architects and Civil Engineers, Are opeuing a permanent office In Clluton and are prepared to supply Plane, SpeoiOoations and details for Huy ohms of work at most reasunablu ratan. Patent Drawings prepared and patent') obtained. Valuations and inspections carefully made. 25 Years 1{;xt)erienceite Ontario. Mail address -P. 0. Lex 110, e . 1 :, r FOR TWENTY-SIX YEARS U tit N'S BAKING POWDER THEC00K'SBEST FRIEND LARGEST SALE IN CANADA. PALE GIRLS . Weak, languid and listless, suffer- ing from heart palpitation, ner- vousness, stomach troubles or constipation, should use Indian Woman's Balm. It cures. WEAK WOMEN - Run down, easily tired, pain in back or limbo, troubled with dizziness, rush of blood to the head, faint feeling, nausea, try Indian Woman's Bairn. It's nature's remedy for women. Sold in Clinton by J. H. Combe. PLANTING I I D 'ti th dte 1 t3 de d d Before you plant, get � pram - Meal information begun is half done. Begin we l by getting Ferry's Reeds. Don't e chance a rm ne. your crop,but plant Ferry's ee Known an sol everywhere. Ferry's Seed Annual for 1896. Contains more tieal information for farmers Eand gardeners than many high- priced text books. Mailed free. R L PaSaV a tie., WDIDSOS, ONT. Keep It Before The People. If you can get your name so Thoroughly and so permanently Associated with the business in Which you are engaged that people Will instinctively think of The name whenever the Business is suggested, Yon will ha ve achieved the acme of Advertising, 1f you will put your Hunt' and your Business together in THE NEWS -RECORD every week You will Soon. reach That Point. Yankee Justice. Hullitlo IX. V.) F:xpress. The four men who have been on trial in Barnwell County, 5. ('., fur whipping an aged eegr'o woman to death have been acquitted. They are yet to be tried for the murder of her son, but, as the evidence against thorn utast be practically the 8141110 in hotlr rases, there is no probability of their being punished. This is the case in which a young negro and his old mother were whip- ped to death and his wife nearly killed, the offense of the negro being that he was accused of having stolen to Bible several months before. It, was report- ed at the limp that there was consider- able indignation in the community, hat the prisoners scorn to have had the sympathy of the crowd nt the trial. And as for the court,- well, it, has Inng been a familiar fact that all public offl- cia.ls in South Carolina are ruled by the spirit. of ')u)1) law. ViEIVS OF A ROMAN ('ATHIOLiC PItf EST. REV. R. C. I.f11MANN, OF 8•r. MAit Y's a. r. ('HUR('H, HAMILTON, (INT., TELLS OF THE (1(1(11) SERVICES OF DR. A(INEW'S CATARRHAL POWDER. It is not the rase that cold in the head, or catarrhal difficulty, is un- known in the summer season. Many art; suffering to -day, and in some case,: the disease takes the shape of Hay Fever. .Dr. Agnew's Catarrhal Pow- der is a most effective remedy In all such cases. Readers of thioaper know of the many prominent clergy- menpof all denominations, who have felt it their duty to recommend this remedy. Added to the recommenda- tion of the Rev. Father Hinchey, of iltunilton, comes that of the Rev. R. C. Lihnlann, of St. Mary's R. C. Ohnrch, of the same city. Ever devoted to the interests of his parishioners, this faith- ful priest feels that he is doing them a kindness in telling how this remedy benefitted him in the case of catarrhal trouble. It never fails to benefit any- one. Sample Bottle and Blower sent on receipt of two 3 -cent stamps. S. G. Detchon, 44 Church at., Toronto. -Sold by Watts & Co. YEARS TROUBLJb.. With Liver Complaint and Dyspepsia ---Suffered) Greatly and Found No Relief in the Scores ►! of Medicines Prescribed. South American Nervine Was Recommended, and Before) Half a Bottle Was Taken Relief Came. Have Since Improved Rapidly, and Am Now Completely Cured-.. So Says Mr. David Reid, of Chesley, Ont. What ills come to humanity from a disordered liver! Henry Ward Beecher has said that It was impossible for a man to hold correct spiritual views if his liver was out of order. The liver Is so important a. part of the mechan- ism of man that when it ceases to work rikh ease the whole man is unable to 1 his work aright. Can we not appeal to thousands, nay, terse of thousands, for a verification of this fact? Cer- tainly It Is, that Mr. David Reid, of Chesley, Ont., felt that the enjoyment of life had been taken from him, through the unhealthy condition of his liver. For ten years he says he was troubled with liver complaint and dys- pepsia. Employing his awn language: "At times my liver was eo tender I could not bear It pressed or touched from the outside. Had tried a great many remedies without any benefit. Was compelled to drop my work, and being worse than usual, I decided as a final resort to try South American Nervine, which had been recommended to me by friends who had been cured by It. I got a bottle from A. S. Good - eve, local druggist, and commenced taking according to directions. Before I had taken half a bottle I was able to go to work again, and I have im- proved eteacllly since. I can conaolen- tlousty recommend South American Nervine to any suffering from dyspep- sia, or liver complaint." This is Mr. Reld'a story as he tells it In hie own words. Were it thought necessary 1 could be corroborated by a host of wit- nesses. Mr. Reid has lived a long time in Chesley, and his case was known to be a very bad one. But that makes no difference to Nervine. This great dis- covery rises equal to the most trying occasions. Let it be indigestion, the most chronic liver trouble, as with Mr. Reid, nervous prostration, that makes, life miserable with so many, sick headaches, that sap all the effort out of man or woman, Nervine measures to the necessities of the case. It Is a great medicine and thousands to -day In Canada are happier and healthier m and women, because of its discovery There is no great secret about it, and yet there is an important secret. Lt operates on the nerve centers of the system from which emanate all life and healthfulness, or It disordered, sickness, even death- Nervine strikes promptly at the nerve centers, hence, as with Mr. Reid, where ten years' use of other me- dicines had done no good, leas Ulan a bottle of Nervine brought about en. couraging results, and a few bottles cured, 5Ol,i) BY WATTS & CO. ,,. ,,,, 2"121 11�= ® • �"C tic 9'C= 2{R5 • kC&il liSINFULtIABITS IN YOUTIIFll s LATER EXCESSES IN MANHOOD K MAKE NERVOUS, DISEASED MEN K 1THE R E1T of ignorance and folly in youth, overexertion of mind and body indne-t/ ed by last and exposure are constantly wreckinrr the lives and future,' ..happinesso t oaeandeofpromisingyoungmon. Some1'ndeand wither at an early agog 1eaat the bloesoom of manhood, while others are forced to drag ont a weary, fruitless and 1 rnelancboly existence. Others reach matrimony bet find no solace or comfort there. The victims are found in all stations of life:- Tho farm, the office, the workshop, the pnlpit,R the trades and rho proteeaione. RESTORED TO MANHOOD BY DRS. K. & K. We. A. WALSER. Wm- A. WALKER. MBs. CRAB. FERRY, CHAS. FERRY.• s SnSrbnit Ta&ATIOCIrr Arr a TnaATIMM' rgrNO NAMES OR TESTIMONIALS USED WITHOUT WRITTEN CONSENT. -GQ wm. A. Walker of lath Street nays: -"I havo suffered SYPHILIS nntnld agonies for my "gate life." I was indiscreet when MISSIONS young and ignorant. Ae "One of the Boys" 1 contracted E Syphilis and other Private diseases. 1 had niters in the month and throat bone plains, hair !Deo, e] ,hi n nd STRICTURE face, 6 m finger Halle carne off, omissions, thin became and' despondent. Seven doctors treated me with Meroury,® CURED Potash, etc. They het ed me but could not cure me. Finally a friend induced me totry Ars. Kennody dr Bergen.p heir New Method Treatment cored mo in a few weeks. Their treatment ie wonderfnl.WI Yon feel yonrseif gaining every day. I have never heard of their falling to cure in asingle case. - 'CURES GUARANTEED OR MONEY REFUNDED • e K(•apt. ('has. Ferry says: -"I owe my life to Drs. K. & K. At 14 1 learned a bad habit. At 21 1 had all the seyymptoms f tiemfoal Weakness and SpormatorrU m,'LYniesione were draining and weakening my vitality. I married at K24 tinder advice of my family doctor, but it was a sad experience• In ei htet,n months we were divorced. I ,then consulted Drs. Kali K., who restored me to manhood 'pbp their New Method Treatment, If eke new life thrill through �my nerves, We were united again and are happy. This was six years ago. Drs. it, dr K. are scientific specialists and I heartily recommend tildes?' i if Divorced but united agai) IMPOTENCY VARiCO0ELE EMISSIONS CURED fir We treat and cure Varicocele, Emirsionr, Nervous Debility, Seminal' Weakness, Gleet, Stricture, Syphilis. Unnatural Discharges, Self Abuse • Kidney and Bladder Diseases. 17 YEARS 1111 DETROIT. 200.000 CURED. NO RISK Are yon a victim? Have yon lost hope? Are yon contemplating mar READER siege? Has your Blood been diseaaed2 Have you any weakneee? Onr KNew Method Treatment will cure von. What it has done for others it will do for ou, CONSULTATION FREE. No matter who has treated yon, write fortan honest opinion of Charge. C roeeonable. ROOKS FREE -"The Golden Monitor" {illustrated), on Hindered Of Mab. close poetago. 2 Dents. Sealed. aril. A ES USED WITHOUT WRITTEN CONSENT. PRI - V TEC• ry�dto'tne sent 0.0. D. Nonap'ee on boxes ornvel- ,eg. , j Lhtng confidential. Queettot .Ilst and 00eit of Tteat IRS pat.mi le p No. 148 SHELBY ST U KENNEDY KERGA�I, DETROIT, MICH. II