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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Huron News-Record, 1895-04-24, Page 2.41i �� ;t1:'',-'q�!L lire Atss Johnson, A er's ilis " I have taken Aver's Pills for many years, , and n:ways'derived the best re- sells Irmo their use. For Stomach and Liver troubles and for the cure of headache c(auied by lieee ctorsngerrcnts, Ayer's Dills cash, t be equaled. They aro easy totac,...d Are fee Bet al -round 1 :fly n:rdinioe I have ever k r:o tvu"- i): .. Ay ,fo1UU oON, 368 Rider Ave., New 'fork City. AYE'S PILLS L�tg, at World's; Fair. Ayer's Nkrsr par'iflafor the blood. The Ht(ren News -Record 1 25 a Yanr-$1.O0 w Advance. WEDNESDAY, APRIL 2lt1, ISiki. Spring's :9aorning. Under the blue of the heavens, Under the spring sky above - Everywhere new life is showing The proofs of (:mud's wonderful love. Buds on the maples are red'ning Touched by the heat of the sun ; Grass blades on the hillsides are spring- ing, The wakening of Spring has begun. Birds ftorn the warns lands returning Uncle' the blue heaven's dome, Fill all the daytime with singing ; Joyful they are to be home. Sheltered so warm by the pine tree, Nestling so close to the ground. The fragrant, beautiful mayflower, Tinged by the dawn -cloud is found. 'vVhat means to us this awakening ' From Winter, deathlike and cold? 'Tis the way that the story of Jesus, Who conquered death's darkness, is told. JOriN S. BARROWS. FATAL RESUL OF DELAY. Sickness generally follows in the path of neglect. Don't •be reckless ! but prudently take a few doses of Scott's Emulsion immediately follow- ing exposure to cold. It will salve you rnanv painful days and sleepless nights. Just For Fun. An old-time darky butler, such as may be found occasionally in Phila- delphia, used grander expressions the older he grew. He was helping a visitor the other day to don her walk- ing -jacket, and as he noticed that she was still struggling to push in her re- bellious big sleeves, he suggested, r'e- spectfully: "P'r'aps you will halo de goodness to :allow ape to suppress dein (puffs, madam." Proprietor of Iron 1. orks.--If 1 un- derstand you correctly, you wish to place an order tor armor-1)lat0 than nn •an1on-shot can ;-levee. We are tllr'll- ing out that, kind of thing every 11ily, and -Agent of Foreign (love: uncut -- No, you misunderst.•Lnd. I wish to know if you • a t can Man Cannon y that can pierce any 'mime -plate. Pro- prietor -Certainly, sir. \\ e are doing that kind of thing every day. Between Salford and Manchester is a glue -factory. A lady, who was obliged to take the ride between those two points quite often, always carried with her a bottle of lavender salts. • One morning an old farmer took the seat directly ' opposite her. As the train neared the factory the lady opened her bottle of salts. Soon the whole carri- age was,filled with the horrible oder of the glue. The old farmer stood it as ong as he could then leaned forward And shouted : "Madan), would ye mind puttin' the cork in that 'ere bottle ?" Some months ago a new story of Miss Edgeworth appeared in print. She and her sister had been staying with Lord Lansdowne at Rowood, and, on the morning Of their dep;Lrtere, as their host, was handling the novelist to the carriage, he said, very courteously, "i am sorry you cannot. stay longer;" to which carne the unlooked-for retort: Oh, hut, my lord, we can !" There was only one course open. The trunks were taken down, the cart'iage sent, away, and,, to the consternation of their host, the ladies re-entered tlit hoof e. 00(1491;0.9C Illy !hosts, Front llarper'e Xoarrs` eopte, ' A very good story relating to NILE tiniel Hawthorne, is being told,, Atone titue the famous author was the United States Consul at Liverpool. During this period there walked into his office one day a young man who desired assistance. He was a Yankee, he said, and had left horse to snake a fortune in foreign fields, but had failed, and now, tired of the struggle in a strange land, and heartily homesick as well, he %vented. the Consul to provide hits with looney enough to pay his way back to America. The chief clerk regarding the lad with suspicion, and feeling that his story was cooked up for the occasion, informed him that Mr. Hawthorne could not be seen, hut the boy was persistent, cul finally carried his point. The clerk yielded to his solicitation, and went into 11r. Hawthorne's private office. "There's a boy nut there %110 insists upou seeing you," he said. "lie says he's an American, hut 1 don't believe it." "I'll see hint," said the Consul, and walking out into the aurin office, he said, "Well my lad what do you %Vint?" The boy told Iriut his story. "\Vhat part oi' Aticrira do you conte from ?e "Ignited States." "What State ?" "New Hampshire, sir." "\Vhattown ° "Exeter." Hawthorne looked at the buy stead- ily for a tu)uieut. Then he said, "Exeter, eh:?" Yes, Sir," replied the boy. "Who sold the best apples in your town ?" asked i Iawthorne. "Skier -milk Folsom, sir," returned the boy. _. "Ile's all right," said Hawthorne, with a smile to the clerk. Niive him Iris passage," As Ton Like It. Being nobody iu particular, he t;aS placed hast on the list of the speakers. 'he chairman introduced several speakers whose nacres were not on the list, and the audience were tired out,- when ut,when he said : "Mr. Bailey will now give us his address." "My address," said Mr. Bailey, rising, "is No. 45 Loughboro Park, Brixton Road, and 1 wish you all good night." Mother of nine children (looking into the stocking basket) : "Well, Brid- get, for one thing, I am sure we shan't have to darn stocking after ten o'clock at night in the next world." Bridget (sympathetically) : "Sure, an' that's true for you, ma'am ; for all the pic- tures ay angels that iver 1 saw was barefutted." Aunt Maria: "I think you and Mr. Mann ought to get along nicely to- gether. You know you Loth like the same people." Matilda: "Yes, • and what is better, we hate the 88100 peo- ple. Just think what nice long talks we shall have together." "I've got a cold or something in any 'ead," was what the simple little chap - pie said. Tile summer girl, with roguishness demure, replied: "0, it must be a cold, I'm sure." "i-Iaven't, yolk got some ice that isn't quite so cold ?" asked the lady of the house when the usual lump was left in the morning. "Dr. Hammond says that ice water is more injurious to health than coals of fire. hereafter leave us the warmest ice you raise." The daughter was going over her father's fisting tackle, the other day, straightening it up for himto he ready for the spring campaign, when she cause across a corkscrew. "Wil y, utannua," she exclaimed ; "what's this for?" "Um," sniffed mamma, "I guess that's a hook to catch bait with." CATARa1H ROL1,:vED IN 10 TO 60 M1N1'1'r.4. - Cen ahort puff of the breath thrnuirh the Blown, aupplin•l with each bottle of 1)r.ANnew'a Catarrhal Pow• der, i ,ldiffuse..this Powder over the surface of the i assn res. Palnles'I and dnii�•htful to us • it re- nns y 6 , lieu v instantly,and ser, permanently cures Catarrh, 1 C1 Da Flay ('Iver, Colds, Headache, snre'Throat, Tunstlttis and llea(nees, (10 cents. At Watts & Co's. Spring is full of terrors to all whose constitution is not able to resist the sudden changes of temperature and other insalubrities of the season. To put the system in condition to over- come these evils, nothing is co effective as Ayer's Sarsaparilla. Take it now. Mr. Csspsr W. Whitney, eorres• pondent for Harper Bros., who is on a hunting expedition in the far north, left Fort Resolution on February 20, and has not been heard of since. 1lood'.s Sarsaparilla gives great bodi- ly nerve, mental and digestive strength, simply because it purifies, vitalizes and enriches the blood. Adelnrd Wilfrid, a single young man, attempted to jump from a G. P. It. • train near Ilocbelaga, but was caught and dragged under the wheels and killed almost instantly. HAPPY CHILDREN Because their clothes look new and neat. An old frock or suit can be changed into a new one by a ten -cent package of Diamond Dyes and they come in more than forty colors and are made for home use. The methods is easy and the result permanent. Sold everywhere. Direction Book and forty samples of dyed cloth sent tree. Watts & RICt1AADSOt( Co., Montreal, P.Q. Be... Guarded when Intying your dyes. See that your dealer hands you out the Diamond, Dyes. INSIST. ......... _ ... UPON.. . .... . THIS f'4 FERTILIZING IN S ' tiVO• WISE FARMERS STUDY THE WANTS OF THE LAND. A Law of Holl kxhausilon-A Mistaken Economy That Is neatly Exlravugance- Wasto of keening Material. Perhaps there will be a greater use of fertilizers this month and next than at any other season of the year, and farmers who procure them may easily expend more than is necesary or fail to secure the kinds which will be the most beneficial to them. The wants of the land and the crop should be studied before the fertilizers are applied, and it is in that respect that the farmer can be wise or make a mistake. If, by study or experiment, he can understand how best to apply plant food to the most favorable advantage, he will not only effect a saving in expense but in- crease the products of his farm. Ma- nure is a staple plant food on all farms, and a farmer cannot use too much of it, but it is seldom that a sufficiency can be had. The progressive farmer now uses fertilizers not only to increase his crops but also to prevent loss of fer- tility. Soils may be rich in some sub- stances and poor to others, being un- able to produce full crops because a sin- gle substance is needed to supply the crop with complete plant food. SOIL EXHAUSTION. Soil exhaustion occurs mostly on farms where but one or two crops are grown as specialties. For instance, when corn and wheat are grown on the Name land in succession for a few years, there will be a heavy drain on the soil for the elements that enter into the composition of those crops, the moat costly of which is nitrogen. When applying fertilizers to such land nitrogen and phosphoric staid should be abundant, as the soli will perhaps contain more potash than of the other substances, and especially If the ma- nure used is from dairy cows, as a large portion of the nitrogen and phosphates are sold off the farm in the milk. If clover, however, enters into the rota- tion, it will add nitrogen, thus permit- ting the farmer to buy the phosphates and potash salts as the principal sub- stances required, and avoiding the ex- pense of the more costly nitrogen. There Is no rule that can be followed, how- ever, as their is a wide diversity of characteristics In soils and personal observation must be made to assist In the matter. IIOONOMtV IN THE USE OF FERTILIZERS. The most extravagant farmer 1s he who does not use fertilizers, as he de- prives himself of a large crop and loses the fertility of his soil, as well as ap- plying his labor to a smaller crop than could be secured with their use. Some soils may need but little to enable them to produce full cites. Where a clover crop has been plowed under, an appli- cation of wood ashes may be all that is necessary, as both potash and phos- phates are contained in ashes, the lat- ter in a small quantity, however. Ashes also contain lime In large proportion. An application of 200 pounds of ground bone with the liberal use of wood ashes on clover sod land should give good results with a favorable season. If wood ashes are not obtainable use sulphate of potash, in any quantity that may be preferred, not less than 200 pounds per acre being a fair proportion, with 200 pounds of bone meal, if the land is otht.rwise in good condition from the clover sod. The object should be to buy the right kind of fertilizer for your requirements, instead of buy - Ing that which may not be Inching in the soil. EARLY SPRING WORK. A Variety' of Snnrstioas for the farmers of the Land. Although this winter has been se- vere, with snows and rains in abun- dance, shocks of cornfodder can now be seen in the fields along the railroads. After uur•h oxnosnr^ the fodder will not be very highly relished by stock, and its value is so reduced as to render it more suitable for the barnyard than as food. Such waste of valuable feeding material is not•re c dltable The teams will soon be busy, and with all the usual preparations for a busy season, do not overlook the collars and harness. It is Important that. the cel- lar on the horse should be comfortable when the service Is being performed. Many poor animals labor with pain, because of the chafling from the collar or harness. Lima beans cannot be planted until the growing season opens, but poles should now be prepared or made ready. Wire may also he used as supports forllma beans. For an early supply grow the dwarf lima, which requires no poles, but the standard varieties are those that grow upon poles. Let your crimson clover grow until the apple trees blossom, then turn It under. It cannot compete with red clover as a hay crop, but it grows off so rapidly in spring that It can be made to provide food fora crop that Is to follow. if you wish to arld nitro- gen to your soil the crimson clover will be found very useful. Sidewalks nn country roads are sel- dom seen, yet they are of great con- venience at times. Just why farmers who have occasion to walk at times should be content to keep in the marl is unknown, but they should have side- walks when the roods are had. Cabbage are hardy. Transplant the enrly kinds as soon as it can he done. Kale is a plant that also grows early in the season, and gives a supply of greens when other kinds are not ready. Some plants prefer a moist Mention, but no crop can he grown on wet land, that is at all limes cold and undrained. Ditches are necessary, and should be bent open and clean, or the land should be tiled. There is much waste land that could he made serviceable at a small cost for drainage. Those who take prizes on vegetables at the fairs know the value of fertil- izers* It is seldom that the expert growers rely on manure, though they do not discard it, but they are Ili',•rnl overs of fertilizers and apply It at the proper time. "Do -you know the count actually ad- dresses her In public as his treasure ?" "Treasure ? Hie English is a little off. He means Investment."-Indlanapolis Journal. Hobson -"I understand your daughter Is taking great pains with her singing." The poor father-" 'Taking' is not the word ; 'giving' is more like R. -Phila- delphia Record. Mrs. Watts -"So it was in the Chicago wheat market that you lost your all ?" Everett Wrest -"Yes, mum, all save me honor -and an elegant thirst." -Indian- apolis Sentinel. Willie -"Papa, Maud and James do not need a light in the parlor, do they ?" Papa -"Why not ?" Willie -"Because I thought you said love was blind." -Har- vard Lampoon. She -"You were behind me at the play last night, weren't you ? How did you enjoy it ?" He -"I thought it was one of the prettiest ones you ever wore." - New York Herald. "What is the meaning of this, Mary ? This is the second time I have found a policeman in the kitchen ?" "Lor,' mum! 'I'n1 so afraid of the cockroaches." - Pall Mall Budget. "No, George," said the mature, but still lovely maiden to her youthful ador- er, "I can never be anything more than a mother to you. Your father spoke first." -Chicago Tribune. "Where 1s the pretty girl you were making love to last summer ?" "Oh, she's married long ago." "Jilted you, eh ?" "No, worse than that ; she mar- ried me." -Chicago Inter Ocean. Oculist (presenting bill) -"I think your Right has been improved." Patient (looking at bill) -"I could have seen a thing as big as that before I saw you." -Philadelphia Inquirer. Figg (to Fogg, who has married a wlrlow)-"Wonder If you ever remind your wife of her first husband ?" "I don't know about that ; but she often reminds me of him." -Boston Tran- script. Brownsmlth-"So your daughter is marrled ? What is her husband's busi- ness ?" Montmorency -"Well, he's a count, I believe, or something of that sort ; but he doesn't work at it now," "What time does the last train leave ?" asked the traveler. And the gatekeeper at the Boston depot gave him a haughty look and replied : "When the road quits business." -Washington Star. "Isn't it sad," asked the young girl, romantically, "to think of the roses of yester year ?" "It is," said the young man, e nphatieally. "I have an unpaid florist's bill of $24." -Chicago Record. "Mamie and i have made a wager on the age of the prima donna we saw -last week," said the young woman. "Are the stakes high ?" "Yes, indeed. We het a hra.nd new theatre hat." -- Washington Star. Miss Blanc (contemptuously) -"That's a nice -looking watch ; did you have to buy a suit of clothes to get that ?" John Ware (reflectively) -"No : on the cnn- ti nry, I had to sell one." -Harvard Lam- poon. Mrs. Inquisitive -"Your husband must be earning more than he used to. i see you have a new sealskin jacket." Mrs. Straightface--"No, indeed. Tie's learned how to fix the gas meter." - Sound Boats' Bulletin. Crltic.-"Has that painting of yours, 'At Work in the Fields,' received any favorable comments ?" Artist -"A rath- er seedy -looking man stopped to look at it the to -day, and he said it made him tit ed." -Philadelphia Record. Teacher -"You say the tendency of heat is to expand and increase, and Of cold to contract and lessen. Can you give some familiar ilustratlon of these effects ?" Bright pupil -"The population of our seaside resorts."-Ilarper's Bazar He (encouragingly) -"I'm sure of one thing, my angel, you and I will never ' quarrel as that couple are doing," She (with decision) -"Indeed we won't. 1f you ever speak to me as he did to her, I'll call the pollee." -New York Week- ly. Lover -"You are getting prettier every day." Sweet girl -"Just now I am living on brown bread and water to improve my complexion." "How long can you keep that up ?" "Oh, Indefinite- ly." "Then let's get married." -New York Weekly. A Terror.--Bulkets-"Don't you think your sister will he awfully sorry to marry and leave a nice little boy like you ?" The pet -"Yes. She said she'd a got married a dozen times over If it hadn't been for me." -Smith, Gray & Co.'s Monthly. The big -eye -el girl-"isr't it perfectly lovely, the reckless manner in which he threw that bag of gold aside ?" The sharp -nosed girl -"Yes, very lovely, in- deed. If he were used to the real article he would handle it with more respect." -Indianapolis Journal. "No man ever obtained anything worth having without working hard for it." said Mrs. Bickers to her husband,' who was in a discouraged mood. "That's so," replied Mr. Blekers, reflectively. "I remember 1 obtained you without the slightest difficulty."-Harper's Bazar. "Eustace has been cured of his habit of boasting." "How was that miracle accomplished ?" "He was dilating on the size of his Income the other even- ing In a mixed crowd when one of the persons present spoke ub and remarked that he was an Income tax collector." -Chicago Record. Mrs. Twtckham (entertaining Mrs. Bingo at dinner) -"Have another olive, Mrs. Bingo. I do think they are such a luxury." Bobbie Bingo -"You must like them, don't you 7" Mrs. Twickham- "Yes, Bobbie, I do. Why 7" Bobble - "Mother says you don't have many, luxuries." -New York Herald. MOTHER AND DAUGH Rejoice Together: Nine Year Old Maggie McRitchie, a Victim of Chronic Fainting Spells and Nervous Weakness, Completely Cured by South American Nervine After all Other Efforts had - failed. The Mother, a Sufferer From Nervous Prostration and Indigestion, Likewise Cured. Hear What the Thank- ful Father Has to Say. MR3. JAMES McRITCHIE AND DAUGHTER. A leading local physician, whose profession takes him among the chil- dren of the various public institutions, remarked to the writer, that one would hardly believe that se many children were affected by nervous troubles, which sap the system and prevent proper development. In many cases the doctors are powerless to cure these troubles. They can relieve the suffering little ones, but in South American Nervine we have a medicine that does more than simply give relief. its peculiar strength is that it completely cures where physi- cians relieve. A case in point came to us the 24th ult., in a letter from Mr. James W. McRitchie of Bothwell, Ont. He says :—"My daughter Maggie, ag(d 9 years, was afflicted with nervous fainting spells for over a year, which left her in such a con- dition of weakness afterwards that the child was practically an invalid. We tried several remedies and doctor- ed with her in one way and another, but nothing,gave relief, Seeing South American Nervine advertised, as par- ticularly efficacious in nervous dis- t eases, I decided on trying it for her, and I must say that I noticed a decided change in my daughter for the better after she had taken only a few doses. As a result of using this medicine, An is now entirely free from those faint- ing spells and possessed of that life and brightness that is the happy lot of childhood. I am satisfied it is an excellent medicine for any nervous weakness. My experience has been further supplemented in the fact that my wife has also been using South American Nervine for indigestion, dyspepsia and -nervous prostration, and has found fiery great relief." Whether the patient be man er woman, young or old, South American Nervine provides a complete medium for restoration to health. It is a medicine differing absolutely from every other. A cure is effected by application to the nerve centres of the human system, and science has proved that when these nerve centres are kept healthy the whole body is healthy. For these reasons failure is imposs- ible. FOR SALE BY WATTS & CO., CLINTON ��gg�.=®R • �ac� •i��=• PEs ll! OUT IIAB1TSIN SINFUL LATER EXCESSES IN MANHOOD K MAKE NERVOUS, DISEASED MEN of ignorance and folly in youth, overexertion of mind and body i edncl, R LT ed bylust and exposure are constants wrockine the lives and future .ITHEESU y ...happiness o! thtaaeands of promising young men. (iomo fade and wither at an Daily ewer,',� at the blossom of manhood, while others are forced to drag out a weary, fruitless anti melancholy existence. Others roach matrimony but find no solace or comfort theere. The victims are found in all stations of life: -The farm, the otlicc, the workshop, h Rthe trades and the professions. RESTORED TO MANHOOD BY DRS. K. (0 K. • Wm. A. WALHEB. Wm. A. WALKER. MRS. CHAS. FERRY, CHAS. FERRY.• Bila r'oalt TEEATMENT AFTER. TREATMENT1 Divorced but united agalr VEr NO NAMES OR TESTIMONIALS USED WiTHOUT WRITTEN CONSENT. -6'3 Wm. A. Walker of 10th Street ,aye: -"I have nnffered, untold agonies for my "gaytlife." 1 was indiscreet when young and ignorant. As "One of the Hoye" 1 contracted Syphilis and other Private diseases. I hal ulcers in the mouth and throat, bone pains, hair loose, pimples on face, finer mite came off, emissions, became thin and despondent. Seven doctors treated me with pferonry,® Potash, etc. They helped me but coald not euro me. Finally a friend induced me to try Drs.Kenneda• rtes Kersan.In) heir New Method Treatment cured me in a few weeks. Their treatment is wunclerfn1.1111 on feed yourself gaining every day. I have never heard of their failing to cure in asiugleS case."VD-CURES GUARANTEED OR MONEY REFUNDED • to KCapt. Chas. Ferry says: -"I owe my lite to Drs. K. & K. IMPOTENCY p®TEN VY A114 I learned a bad habit. At 21 I had all the eeymptome M f (.f Seminal Weakness and Spermatorrhcen, Emissions were draining and weakening my vitality.1 married at VAR@COCELE l4 under advice of my family doctor, but it was a EMISSIONSend experience• in eighteen months wn were divorced. I then consulted Drs. K. & K., who restored mo to manhood s '"by their NewMethod Treatment. I felt a new life th rill throngh CURED �• my nerves. We were united again and are happy. This was aix years ago. Drs. K. & K. aro scientific specialists and I heartily recommend the. Qom' We treat and cure Varicocele, Emissions, Nervous Debility, Seminals imin Weakness, Gleet, Stricture, Syj5leilis, Unnatural Discharges, Self AbuseOi � • Kidney and Bladder Diseases. K 17 YEARS IN DETROIT. 200,000 CURED. NO RISK SYPHILIS EMISSIONS STRICTURE CURED D Aro yon 5 victim? Rnve yon lost hnp�,? Are yon contemplating mar READER I rings? Hae your Blood been diaeasert1 Rave yon any wenknoss7 On r t�New hlethtxl Treatmont will sere von. What it hnsdono for others it will do for yyon. tx+CONSULTATION FREE. No matter who has treated yoniwrtte for'an honest opinion lrree� of (',11qrge.�C hargee reasonable. BOOKS FREE -"The olden Monitor" (illostratod), onD Di seailL�+eil Alen. Inclose postage, 3 centa. Sealed. it�'NO NAMES USED WiTHOUT WRITTEN CONSENT. PRI -R opes. Everything confidential. DQuestion list anboxes or Treat -S meat. FREE. No. 148 SHELBY ST.' DRSI KENNEDY 86 KERGAN,DETROIT, MICH. K �l.