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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Huron News-Record, 1895-04-17, Page 2W. IL Wart:, A LIFE SAVED BY TAKING CHERRY PECTORAL "Several Years ago, I gaught n sever'• cairn atleuded tlfh a1 terrIblo con -.!1 that allowed are no rest, either (:ay or nleht. The do.• - tors pronoaneett my ease hopeless. A friend, learning of my t i oeble, sent toe a bottle or Ayer's cherry Peetort1. Cy the time 1 had er used tho inhale b":tle, 1 was completely cured, and t believe IL save(! toy Info,"—W. 11. \VAUD, 8 Quimby Ave., Lowell, Mass. Ayer's Cherry Pectoral Fi1R;h�nnt Awnrrls at World's Fair. Aycr's Pills tho Dcst Ieanaily Physic. The Huron News -Record 126 a Yaar—$1.00 in Advance. Welie etreeY, Arun, 17th, 1S05. CURREN TOPICS. From inforulattion received Ly the DepAftment of Trade and Commerce, it appears that there are prospects for goo 1 etirf ;wives for export cattle dur- ing the terming season. The demand at Chicago practically regulates the English as well as the Canadian market. For the Last quarter the receipts of cattle at Chicago have been 117,00, less than the corresponding period last year. At Kansas the receipts have been ;50,000 less, and art. Omaha the receipts have been 60,000 less, so that altogether there is a shortage of 227,000 for three months. The result has been to advance the prices of cattle by forty cents per hundred pounds in the last feev days. This is decidedly encouraging both to Ontario and Quebec. as it means larger returns to our cattle raisers in the English market. The prospect of enlarging our trade with Mexico was discussed at Ottawa last week by Mr. I). A. Ansel, Consul - General of Mexico at Montreal, with Dir. Ives, the Minister of Trade and Comnierce. The representative of Mexico expressed the opinion that a larger trade in several articles might he developed. He mentioned agricul- tural machinery, tweeds, knitted woollen goods, and furniture as spec- ially worthy of attention in this rets spect. Iu return for these, he pointed out that Mexico can furnish Canadians with fancy woods, coffee, tnuatcco, fruit, and sugar. The people of Mexico are rapidly developing the growth of the sugar -cane. They are supplying a tU ' h,tCCOPa 1 tt specially pe ciatlly adatpted for covers, x(101 they- buy from ideated large quantities of cigao'ottes, at trade in. which, Mr. .fusel thinks, ('aul;td;t might participate. 31r. Ives intimated that he would look to the matter. Some years ago, remarked the lion. J. C. Patterson at. C)rillia, it was funi.d that a great dural of lues pori- W;ls imported from Chicago, and a duty wits stat once: put on it by the Govern- ment, and it decreased from 2,700,000 to 41)0,000 pounds, and the result was that the Canadian farmer got posses- sion of the home market. Ir was facts like these that showed the care of the Conservative Government for the fat mer. Mr. Patterson contended that while the Liberal leaders were now crying for free trade on the English system, they were inconsistent. All of them wanted free trade except on the articles it which they were personally Mr. Featherstone, of Peel, favored protection 00 pork; Mr. Lowell, of Welland, and Mr. Gipson, of Lincoln, wanted duty on fruits and wine; Mr. McGregor, of Essex, on corn and wine, and Mr. Campbell, of Kent, on corn, wine, and flowers; :lir. Lister, on coal nil, 31r. Casey on flax fibre, 311. (lhaat lton on canned greets, and Mr. Joseph Martin 00 mutton. They were indeed a happy fetidly. iN THE SPRING Nearly everybody need., aL good medi- cine. The impurities which have ac- cumulated in the blood during Lhe colli months roust he expelled, or when 1 he ,nlld days ('orae, and the effect of brac- ing air is lost, the body is liable to be overcome by debility or S01114' serious disease. The reniair'kahh' success achieved by Hood's Sarsaparilla, and the many words Of praise it has re- ceived, mike it worthy your confi- dence. We ask you to give this medi- cine 0 trial. We au•' 81111' it, Will do you gond. Read t he testimonials pub- lished in behalf of Hood's Sarsaparilla, all from reliable, grateful, people. They tell the story. / The secretary of the Orange eelehrn- thin committee, Mr. .T. P. Welsh, of Seafnrth has received intimation front Sir McKenzie Rowell, Premier of Die 1)ontinien, that he would he pleased 1,, be prterit, at the great Orange dernfO- str,ttion to he held in the towel of Sea - forth on the conning 121h of July, pro - yid ing nothing interferes between now and tll'tt Lilac In prevent his doing so. It is to htr hoped that, the energetic committee will nu'et with the success that they d'srrve, in t hus early mat- ing provision to give t he brethren a treat. ('old in the head -Nasal Balm gives instant relief; speedily cures. Never fails. 'ELASTIC` HOTEL SILLS, Hew Drantmerr may Bent a Tattoo on Thole Employer's Bank Account. "Hew much shall I make out your bill tor ?" invuil'ed the country hotel clerk, as the guest was leaving. "Make it out for what I owe," replied the mail a tittle surprised. "The bill is $6," continued the clerk, with an ingratiating smile,"bot I'd just as soon make it out for $9 or $10. We all the SA MI to es." :'Perhaps it is," the puzzled guest ex- (' a illIl d, but it isn't to me, Why 'till I pay $9 or $10 when my hill is "Aren't you a drummer?" the clerk suddenly demanded, "Certainly not." There was a Pause, and then the guest suddenly exclaim- ed : "What's all this business about fake bills. anyway.' "We always make out bills 'to suit' for dr11uinler4," explained the clerk, "so's thay can come out even on their expense accounts. A travelling man who pays us $0 e;. 1 get a receipt Mr $10 if he likes, sand when ho settles with his employers lie shows them the receiptid bill and pocket the difference. I thought y'011 were a tlrinie ler." "No, 1'111 nut," replied the guest, "but I knew a good many drummers. 111 fact, 1 employ about a hundred, and I notice that when they cone to this town they always stop at this hotel. 1 ob- serve, also, dist it's a $2 joint and that I'm always ehatt•ged $3.50. Never mind, though, I'll lay for the next man who step. here." And as ho went 0111 the clerk looked as it be thought he had put his toot right in it and the toot was Iu'Id there, !'p Co Date. She -I wish to purchase a new hat - one in the very latest style. He -Ah, yes. Will madam kindly take a seat and wait for a moment ? The styles are just changing, A Gond Thins; Bard to Sell. "Do you think you can sell a good thing for its value ?" asked the major, as the crowd were s•tting its a promi- nent cafe. "it' you (10,3 uu ars away oaf yonder rand I'll toll you why I say so. I went out to Leadvillo in the clays when its boom was booming. 13y good luck I got hold of some eight or ten pieces of mining property right in the lulst por- tion of the camp. Money WAR ueed•'d to develop the property end I came east and organized a company. The company was composed of the very best then in a certain town. The com- pany issued stock and sent Inc out to sell it. "But it wits almost impossible to sell it. Le.nvitg Pittsburg. one night for Philadelphia to try toil -lake hale 0f 80111e ()Utile stock, 1 mot on Ibe pain a metlt- h.•r of a whel' sale firm that 1 had known .r i }n years, '.went to the snwkul n car to eel l . enjoy a cigar ( . 1 sail({ all ! t! 1 n / r 1 iucid.'utaby toll him what 1113- objeet ryas for r•• - turning to the east. He remarked at. once : 'It your stock is all right you can sell it." " 'Well,' I repli •d. 'you can't always seal a good thing, and I'II prove it right 110W. You see those two hell sitting in the front of the car acres, the aisle. Well, here's a gond $3 ball. I'll het you Sl') that yen cite 't ;;o over there and sell it to either of them for as notch as $y)"HIe tool. tart bet, and after he had made the trial. 1 took his money. tic came near taking n licking, too, from the men. He tried all his ants of per - Suasion, but he couldn't get them to even take the hill in their hands. They thought it was some kind of a bunco Baume, and he couldn't have gotten either of them to take it as a gift. No, indeed, you can't nlways s el a good thing for its value."-Plidadelphia In- quirer. Absent Minded. There is an Illinois congressman who s a trifle absent minded. His friends tell a story about him which exasper- ates him so that he has threatened to kill the very next person who repeats it. 'That only proves that it is true, you kiiow. However, this is the story. The congressman was walking along a Chi- cago street one day with a friend, when he was estopped by a beggar. The congressman -you know how tender-hearted congressmen are -went down into his pocket, He looked at the beggar sympathetically as he handed hien a hall' dollar. "How long have you been dumb?" he 1181(etl. 'Twenty years," said the beggar. "Dear 111: ! dear me 1" murmured the congressman, as he walked on. "Isn't that dreadful ! Dumb twenty years.'' And thou the point dawned on him. - Washington Post. !lode !larder. The Bacillus shrugged his shoulders. "'Phis kiss theory makes me tired, ' Ito exclaimed. My mission was cer- tainly unpopular enough without dragging trio into the chaperone busi less. " With which he glowered savagely into space, -Detroit 'Tribune. True Charity. Flowery Fields -W'ero ye bin fer do last, two months, \Vtllic'1 Wayside Willie-\V'y, 'twas dis way. 1 asked a kind-lookin' lady fer alms. She tak, S me hl ; gives me a square; asks me does 1 went ter sleep over night on it feather -brad. Does I? Course I 11,ms. Nes' tnornin' her husban' 'rosts nue, tries me. Cues aur, twenty dollars nn (est -i sat' puts 111e in de cooler ter work It not, 11' wllz de local jmfg an' .rel h. if do lin•) nil' most 01' de tutitr:,- 1 u lt; . TWINKLi GS. n "Are you musical, Professor Job- kins?" asked Miss De Jinks. "Yes: but if you were going to play anything don't mind my teelings," re- plied the. "VV ht' didn't you go to the help oldie defendant iu the fight?" ask the tnag- istra to. "1 didn't know which one of theta was going to be the defendant," replied the witness. Mr. Pedegogs-Benny Bloobumper how do we know that the Moon is two hundred and forty thousand miles dis- tant from the earth? Benny (alarmed at the teacher's nlaiuer)-Y-Y•You said so yourself, sir ! Smith -That was a pretty hard doc- tor's bill 1 had to pay, Jon's --How WAY that ? Smith -You sen it wits for injuries re- ceived by being thrown from at hors.) I was riding by the doctor's advice. Two newsboys were fighting. Billy having got the worst of it went away crt•ing, when a benevolent gentleman CAr11c rorwaf(1 and gave hilts sixpence, contl'orted hien, and told hint not to cry. When the g.•utlematu lett, Jimmy rant up to hint and said : "Isere, Billy, sive ale halt' of that, for if I hadn't thumped yer, ser wouldn't ha' got it at ell," A gentleman who bad been allured by this announcement of A tunica. 001111 - try hotel in the north earn( down tite morning after his arrivals complaining that his booty had been outside his door all night and until 8 o'clock that morn- ing, and nobody 1184 touched them. iris landlord, who, in his shirt sleeves, was tipped back in his chair, beaming- ly remarked: "Law, bless ve, sir, ye might have left ser purse out there all night ; no- body would have touched it, honest folk dawn Isere, I tell ye." Press Proverb$. Prayer is to many people a sort of last resort. It takes two to make a marriage, but only one to get a divorce. The pleasures of'memory are as no- thing to the pleasures of forgetting. The days which seem too long gener- ally outnumber those which seem too short. It is thought the coining woman will hardly allow her age to be put on her tombstone. The geese that lay golden eggs are most frequently killed before they begiu to lay. You cannot always be sure it is Sun- day simply by listening to the average "sacred concert." A woman will often trust a marl with her heart whom she wouldn't trust with her pocketbook. Truth would prevail much oftener than it does if it didn't have so much trouble in getting a hearing. Some people lose a good deal of sleep for fear their unrighteous neighbor will not get his just deserts. The man who believes that the means are always justified by the end is in danger of coming to a mean end. People may fervently pray, "Good Lord, deliver us," and yet continual to place their chief reliance on good luck. The preacher who objects to Sunday newspapers is 118101111' the most anxious to have his sermon appear in a promi- nent position in Monday's issue. 'Railroad President (sternly) -You look sleepy this morning, Mr. Dash, I am now sixty years old, and I have al- ways tnade it a point hi life to get to bed by nine o'clock and get ton hours' sleep. Stenographer (making short calcula- tion) -But only think, sir, that, reckon- ing your time at a just valuation, you have wasted thrice hundred And forty thousand eight hundred dollars in bed, to sac nothing of the fun you've lost by getting there before 2 a.m. Wit of the Wayfarers. A hard -looking tramp came into the office of the charities of a certain met- ropolitan church with a most forlorn story of destitution. Tho minister in charge had previously received unfav- orable reports of this very man from the Charity Organization Society. After listenig to his story ho said : "I Have heard all about you from the Charity Organization Society. They don t think much of you." "Falx thin," said the man, "we're aven, fur 1 don't think very much of shim,"-Has'per's Magazine. Weary Walker -Say, mister, gimme a dime, Dignified Wayfarer --Give youa dime 1 I think you are more in need of man- ners than money. Weary Walker -Well, I struck yer fer what I t'ou;llt ye hed most uv,- Harper's Bazar. Mustard and Cress. A man notices what you say: a woman how you say it.-Albauv Argus. "The most shapely thing in sleeves," soliloquized the policeman at the street crossing, "is the arrum."-Yonkers Gazette. It is almost as easy to believe one when he speaks in derogation of others as when he praises ourselves. -Boston Transcript. Bless the "Turfy" Sad. A jaunty young woman tossed a half withered rose into the street just before she went up the steps to the bridge. A Hop 'o My Thumb newsboy instantly darted out from the crowd to pick it up. He buttoned his jacket over it carefully and then nodding to his companions, explained in a half ashamed way, "My sister, she likes posies." W 141$ Are They aaying, slater It was St: Patrick's Day, apd they were walking down Fifth avenue to- gether. ' He--To-was her brother • -not .a real bt'other, you know but the other - kind --so site was dress int her very boat gown. The avenue was crowded ; everybody was out for agood time, and intended to have 1t, so Kate thought the smiling attention she caught as she walked briskly along was merely a reflection of her own jollity. But when Toun, who is nut a particularly observant fellow, grumbled : "Confound those people, bow they stare !" she began to fuel a bit uncom- fortable. A minute afterward two sturdy young mens each with a green rosette in his buttonhole, paused. "Look at her, 1301. She's the go !" nulls', el one to the Other. "TOM, what can be the matter? Is my hat on straight''/" Tom looked at her at IllilllLte. "\\'In•, Bate ! Good Lord ! It's green !' Katt'+ and Tout wont the rest of the way 11010.1 in a 81:101son avenue ear. An Unreasonable Teuautt. AN EMINENT MINISTER. REV. W. S. BARKER OF PETERBORO. 1 Landlord -What's Hawkins giving up the Newark house for ? CI,•rk 1I. says the cellar is full of water all the time. Landlord -Nell, what the deuce does he want there-chaulpagne' Scotch Blood. Mr. O'Cork -It's happy of ain to make y'r acquaintance, Mr. McCallum. 01 hov Scotch blood in me veins too. Mr. McCallum -Have you really?, Mr. O'Cork-Sure, didn't of fall its love wid Isle woifCphwin of saw her 3ancill' tit' Highland klieg. Henry Ward Beecher once informed a null who Cann! to him complaining of gloomy and despondent feelings, that what he most needed was a good cathartic, cleaning, of course, such a medicine aas Ayer's Cntlartic Pills, every dose being effective, The foliowing poetic appeal won for its author, the editor of the Rocky Mountain Celt, the prize of $1,00) (fried for the best appeal poem to newspaper men to pay up their suh- scriptlon : "Lives of poor 1000 oft remind us honest men won'tstand it chance. The more we work there grow behind us bigger patches on our pants. On our paints, once new and glossy, now are stripes of different hue, all because suhserihet•s linger and don't pay us what, is due. Then let us be up and doing; send in your mite, however small, or when the snort' of winter strikes us we shall have no pants at nail. OAT.laniit h er,r,:Vin IN 111 To 00 M1::er08 — Ono eho,t p1li,J the Meath thrun;;h the 1(1)00e euppliewith each bind,, of 1Ir. ts:new'e Catarrhal Pow- der, .1 ITuso- this Powder over the surface of the motel pa.tnagee. raitllt•ae Itnt1 delightful to sae, it re- lieves instantly. sod permanently nitres Catarrh, nay fever, Conde, it vtdache, :n Sure Timor, 1•ou.wilitis and Deafness. Ad eerie, At Watts d Co's. A hill introduced by :1ltcrney-Ge1- eral Mowat is iutcntcd to :uneml ILO law 80 118 to secure •I/ ' for wid,,ws of persons eI4 dying ' ltve;tat' and tt ithont children a rensocable share of the husband's estate. .11eretol'ere it cbiltt- less widow co111(1 only (•lni)n ane -third of her intestate husband's property, his relatives corning in for the lion's share. 'Phis has been toured to work hardship, and the ascending law prOVIdl'S that in such cases where the estate is not worth over $1.00) it shall go to the widow absolutely and exclusively ; where the value is over )11,1851 slit- sit 01 he ent itled to $1,000 absolutely, and in addition the sant' interest, in the resi- due as shO w(mkt hale if it had been the tt'h de of the estate and the amend- ing act had not been paused. No small objection which young folks haus to the cid-tinge springenecii- (:illes WAS their nauseousness. In ear day, this objection is reu)oved and Ayer's Sarsaparilla, the most, powerful and popular of aloud-piritlees, is as pleasant to the palate as a cordial. A Word to Correspondents. S mel us news a9 often and as folly a9 you ran. Write only on one tide of your raper, and alien your supply 10 exhausted ask for more. On not sett envelops, as they may be tot warded 1n the Deal Lotter (Men, when Only carrying a one cent stamp, bnt the flap of the envelope nuts be heated to the ropy inside. Send no it:m9 bat what yon believe to be facts. nnrl no items taut arc intended it. perianal henna, Send nothing in unseated envelop a$ exre,t what is in:oud- ed for puh:icatf"n It h w h.ippenod, th mgh rarely, that an indinereet poet ofllce Bork has divulged the names of persons rimming cnmmnnicatinns through the mail. If enr• rr•..pondeuto know of this 6ea'tg dove at any lime they should inform na of the fart, and we will sen that th'• matter Is brought to the attention , f the prul t r nut tioritio.. Get the Best ; they are Only Ten Cents. The only pure, harmless and nnaulnl- trra led dyes for hunt' use, are the Dia- mond Dyes. Each package colors from one to eight pounds of goods for ten cents. Each color of 1)innlnnd Dyes will give from three 10 eight Initial fel and handsome shades. The 11111 end explicit directions upon each package are so simple than even a child en 11 undvr'atnnd theta•, and easi- ly mat eh any desired shade. T)iarnond Dy'e' make old things look like new. Solt can rotor dresses, coats, elonks, wraps. tern's and bay's suits, shawls. scarfs, hose, abient, and a hast, of other goods, any desired shade. Diamond i)yes give the hest and strongest colors, and you are always sure of good resuits when you use theta. When you go to a druggist or dealer to buy- dyes, do not, nc'eept any bel. the "DiaLntond", they alone aregnaratnteed. Mr. W. S. Barker is a young minister of Peterboro who has by his great earnestness and able exposition of the doctrines of the Bible earned for himself a place amongst the foremost ministers of Canada. He, with his most estimable wife, believe in looking after the temporal as well as the spiritual welfare of mankind, hence the following statement for publication : " I have mnoh pleasure in re- commending the Great South Ameri- can Nervine Tonic to all who are afflicted as I have been with nervous prostration and indigestion. I found very great relief from the very first bottle, which was strongly recom- mended to me by my druggist. I also induced my wife to nee it, who, I must say, was'oompletely ran dowp and was suffering very much from general debility. She found great relief from South American Nervine and also cheerfully recommends it to her fellow-sufl&rers. " Rev. W. S. BARREL" It is now a soientifio fact that per- tain nerve centres located near the base of the brain have entire control ever the stomach, liver, heart, lungs and indeed all internal organs ; that is, they furnish these organs with the necessary nerve force to enable them to perform their respective work. When rite nerve centres are weakened or deranged the nerve forte is diminished, and as a result the etomaoh will not digest the food, the liver becomes torpid, the kidneys will not act properly, the heart and lunge suffer, and in fact the whole system becomes weakened and sinks on amount of the lack of nerve forge. South Amerioan Nervine is based on the foregoing scientific discovery and is so prepared that it acts directly on the nerve centres. It, immediately increases the nervous energy of the whole system, thereby enabling the different organs of the body to perform their work perfectly, when disease at once disappears. It greatly benefits in one day. Mr. Solomon Bond, a member of the Society of Friends, of Dargton,l Ind., writes: "I have used six bottles of South American Nervine and I consider that every bottle did for me one hundred dollars worth of good,' because I have not had a good night's sleep for twenty years on account of irritation, pain, horrible dreams, and general nervous pros- tration, which has been caused by chronic indigestion and dyspepsia; of the stomach, and by a broken down 1 condition of my nervous system. But now I can lie down and sleep all, night as sweetly as a baby, and I feel like a sound man. I do not I think there has ever been a medicine introduced into thio Donay, oh tr which will at 1111 compare with this as • euro for the- etomaoh end nerves" 1 FOR 8.1 LI: )tY WATTS & CO., CLINTON. 200,000 WEAK STARTLING FACTS FOR DISEASED VICTIMS. Zig-CURES GUARANTEED OR NO PAY ARE V'1 U 1 4e Nervous apd despondent; weak or debilitated; tired mornin; nr r bit memory poor, easily fatigued; excitable and irritab e; nye.9 ennken, rod mid blurred; p niplos on {'ace; dreams and night losses; restless; haggard looking; weak back; bone pain.: hair loose; ulcers; Bore throat' varicocolo• deposit to urine and rains at stool; dir-truatful; want of conhdenee; lock of energy and strength — WE CAN OURE YOU./ RESTORED TO MANHOOD BY DRS. K. & K. JOHN A. 1'TANLIN. JOHN A. MANLIN• CHAS. Pf)WEI:S. CHAS. PrlwElis. NO NAMES OR TESTIMONIALS USED WITHOUT WRITTEN CONSENT. VARICOCELE, EMISSIONS Arlo iPOTENCY ;CURED, John A. Manlin nava:--"I was one of tate ennnt'ess vic- tims of early ignorance comma", Cl d at 15 years of age. I tried seven ntwlienl firms and spent VAX, without avail. weakeniave igrMy in11td1ect 1)1 Well aehe rn)yrsexual end physical life. My brother advised me as a teat resort to consult Drs. Kennedy k Kergan. l commenced their New Mellor I Treatment and in a few weeks was a new mon, w tl, new life and ambition. This wan four 34.4)8 sl;", 101,1 1.0•8 1 am married and hat ler. 1 rec..uamcod these notable specialists to all my afflicted fellowmen." CURES GUARANTEED OR NO PAY.-CONFIDENTAL. "The vices of early boyhood laid the foundation of my ruin. Later on a "gay life" and eapo,nrs t" hho ,l ani_ �pnt111 Emissions m season completed the wreck. I had all the 83 ra,ono of Syphilis Nervous Debi lity—ennken eyes, emissions, drain in trine, nervousness, weak back, etc. Ryphilis cawed m) hair to Varicocele Cured. fall out, bone pains, ulcers in month and on tongue, _ t blotches on body, etc. I thank rind 1 tried Drs. Kennedy do Kergan. They restored mo to health, vigor and happiness," CITAS. POWERS. VirWe treat and cure Varicocele, F'miscinrrr, Nes;enur Debility, Seminal, - Weakness, Gleet, Stricture, Sylihilis, Unnatural Ihs, harges, Self Abuse, Kidney and Bladder Diseases. 17 YEARS iN DETROIT. 200,000 CURED. NO RISK. READER! Aro rno rt victim? Ifavn yon tont. harre? Are yon rontem lasing mar- riage? Has your Blood b, en diotnoo,l.' Rave yon 11113' weakness? Our New Method Treatment will cnre you. What it. has dons for others it, will do for 0011. CONSULTATION FREE. No matter who bas treated you write for an honest opinion Gree of Charge. Charges reasonable. BOOKS FREE "Tho °olden ,Monitor" (illnatrated), on Diseases of Men. Inclose postage, 2 cents. Pealed, 112B"NO NAMES USED WITHOUT WRITTEN CONSENT. PRi- opee. Et.No confidential. Questionnllat and cost or Treat- ment, FREE. DRS. KENNEDY & KERGAN, NDETRO T MICH.�