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Jame' E. Niofeotson.
CANCER AN THE LIP
CUBED BY
RC" Sarsa-
pa�.
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"I consulted doctors who prescribed for
Me, but to no purpose. I sugared in agony
seven long years. Finally, I began t:JdL
Ayer's sarsaparilla. In a week or two lI
noticed a decided improvement. Encour-
aged by this result, I persevered, until in a
month of so the sore began to heal, and,
atter using the Sarsaparilla for six months,
the last trace of rho cancer disappeared."—
JAMES Lc. NlcaoLsoar, Floreneeville, N. B.
Ayer's Sarsaparilla
Admitted at tho World's Fair,
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WEDNaSDAY, MAR. II27t1t, 18t)5,
DON'T .PUT IT OFI+.
rhe necessity of a spring medicine is
universally admitted. This is the best
gime of year in which to purify the
blood, to restore the lost appetite, and
to build up the entire system, as the
body is now peculiarly susceptible to
benefit from medicine. The great
popularity attained by Hood's Sarsa-
parilla, owing to its real merit and its
remarkable succes@t, has established it
as the very best medicine to take in
the spring. It cares scrofula, salt
rheum, and all humors, biliousness,
dyspepsia, headache, kidney and liver
complaints, catarrah, and all affections
caused or promoted by low state of
the system or impure blood. Don't
put it off, but take Hood's Sarsaparilla
now. It will do voi. good.
On Saturday week Mrs. Colinsky
and her daughter started to walk from
Mammoth Mine, Pa., to Mt. Pleasaut,
where they intended to purchase
tickets for Hungary. They had $500
in their possession. The bodies of
mother and daughter were found con.
cealed in a brush heap at the toad side
four days after. They had been rob-
bed and frightfully beaten.
The base of Ayer's Hait' Vigor is a
refined and delicate fluid, which does
not soil or become rancid by exposure
to the air, and which is as perfect •
substitute for the oil supplied by na-
ture in youth arid health, as modern
chemistry can produce.
There is a chance for the girls in the
Yokon country, an isolated corner of
Canada bordering on •Ataska, where
men are growing wealthy washing the
sands of the Yukon river for placer
gold. To reach the country one must
travel five thousand miles by water up
along the Pacific coast to the Behring
Sea and up the Yukon river. There
are a lot of British subjects there, bach-
elors, who want wives iii the worst,
way. A commissioner ftotn Yukon
stated in Ottawa the other day that if
a hundred and fifty girls were sent to
Yukon he would • guarantee that with-
in six weeks they would all be married
to gond husbands. This is an oppor-
tunity that ought not to be lost sight
of.
A Common Affliction.
Women the Greatest
Suffer,ers.
er,ers.
GRAVE RESULTS OFTEN OCCUR.
In All Cases Paine's Cel-
ery Compound Cures
and Restores Per-
fect Health.
Headaches are varied in char:der, of
frequent, occurrence, and are produce d
by a variety of causes. 'fhe common
headache is often produced by some
indiscretion in diel, or deviation from
ordinary habits of life. We have also
congestive headaches, rheumatic head-
aches, and bilious and n et'volt8 head-
aches. tVoinelt are oftener the vic-
tims of these troubles than men.
When neglected from day to day gr:<e
and fatal consequences after occur.
Some of the ablest and 1test, physici-
ans freely admit, that Paine's Celery
Compound is the safest and hest !twill -
eine for every character of headache.
Indeed, this opinion is strengthened by
the thousands who have given te'st.i-
niony in favor of Paine's e'elery (.'011 -
pound.
Headaches being more prevalent.
in the Spring season, it is of the
utmost importance that every sufferer
should know how to stet. One bottle
of Paine's Celery Compound will often
permanently cure. Nature's marvell-
OusSpring medicine will, at the sane
time, build up the entire a'rystenl.
Once upon a time there lived a poet
who had espoused an unsophisticated
little woman.
They were happy.
lie lived with her In an unassuming
little house facing towards the east.
The plot of ground on which It stood
had been forgotten by speculators, and
nobody had built upon it villas for re-
tired tradesmen or mansions for un-
sound bankers.
The poet had a modest income and
knew the emptiness of tame. He wrote
verses for his own lunusement with the
calm pleasure of a nourishing rose tree.
Outside of his art 110 paid attention to
nobody but hie companion, in the first
bdace because he loved her and secondly
ecause there were no other women in
the country.
As to her, she cared for flowers, t
kitchen -garden and the poultry yard
They had no donr"stics, since 1 ha
said they were happy.
Her housework finished, the simple
little woman used to sit down opposite
her husband and watch him writing.
He read to her his poems, which she
hardly understood, but which she
thought very beautiful. Her lips halt
closed, all her in farltiue thoughts strain-
ed in a sterile effort, she drank in, as if
they were waren, sweetened mills, the
measured phrases aid the sonorous
rhymes.
As for him, he preferred this trim!
faith to the hvpoeritical admiration
a. confrere. iliorcover, in this bless
place of enjntu'n ho had no confreres.
I have said that ;his little wanatt w
veru pretty and. exquisite, miracle, t
tally ignorant of her charm !
The reader will perhaps think th
this wont:nl never existed.
Her husband could have offered
splendid aid bizarre toilets But wh
was the good? Being a poet, had I
not in hi's imagination a ntagllifiee
wardrobe ? Every day, following' the
caprice of his fancy, he clothed his
sweet companion ns a Japonaise, a Swe-
do;se, a Goddess or a R alg,tche, cos-
tumes unceasingly. renewed, which
could never fade, and which adjusted
tle mselves more to her delicate beauty
than if they had been the work of the
most clever workwornan.
What ladies' tailor could contend with
the dream of an artist ?
In reality the simple little woman was
clothed in a mouse -brown robe, simple
as herself with a pretty apron and bib.
embroidcrecdwith her only hands, A
h0
•
ve
lie
df
ed
as
o-
at
poet from rhyming. But 1S.There any-
thing else 1. call» do to please your Tell
me my darling while I oil my bike."
And with a email aluminum oil oan, she
poured some fine oil into the weebanisna
of her tnount,
' I am happy," commenced our inno-
cent woman,"1 love my husband and be
loses me."
The fairy Go -head Was ton young a
tai'r to have ever heard such strange
and' old fashioned words.
"In what country atn I in?" mur-
mured she.
Laying down tor an instant her oil
can she rapidly turned over the pages of
a pocket guide for traveling fairies —
but without success—then allowed to es•
cape from between her rather long teeth
a British exclamation and continued her
work.
"But," continued her protegee,
"there is something that makes mo a
little sad. When me husband has fin-
ished in writing and speaks to me of
our love ha never speaks simply. I say
to hint : 'I love thee.' Instead of re•
plyiug to ino kindly ; 'Marie, 1 love
thee,' he compares me to flowers and
animals which I clo not know. IIo com-
pares himself. He makes pretty
phrases, but when people love one an-
other things should not be so complicat-
ed. As to me that intimidates me, and
he .reproaches rue. That is not my
fault. Why does he always indulge
ill--?"
"Metaphors," interrupted the fairy,
who had by this bine finished her work.
"Ariosto calls those thing's metaphors.
Your husband is metaphorical to his
intimacy. Well, I charge myself with
the cure of his mania. Go house; don't
be 11l1e71sv aboltt anything."
"Thank yeti"
"No, don't thunk ale. I shall enjoy
cr playing hen a trick. Good-bye?"
at Already the bicvcliste was in her
to saddle and was working the pedals with
tit sinewy strokes ; in Fess than three
seconds she had disappeared beyond
the horizon.
As soon as dinner time approached in
the dwelling of the poet, it wits demon-
strated that the fairy had kept her
word.
Tho repast was ready. Tho rhymer
quitted his work table, and, smiling
upon his wife:
"Thou are thin and pale this morn-
ing. Mariettina. Thou art a tall lily of
the Gauges inclosed in a vase of
Singapore."
Hardly had these words been pro.
bunch of keys tinkled gently at he
girdle like u sheep -bell.
The story might finish here, withou
having commenced, if the little woma
had not had a little sorrow; which pre
vented her from enjoying perfect teti
city.
She said nothing about it to her hus
band, who, naturally,saw nothing ot 1
But in the morning when the sun wa
rising and she was throwing grain to he
pigeons, elle sometimes stopped with a
heavy sigh, The pigeons,surprised look-
ed at her with beaks in the air.
One clay while the poet was still sleen-
in", having pursued far into the night a
rebellious rhyme. The little woman
went out of the garden—which happen-
ed very rarely—and took u short walk
into the neighboring forest, a forest of
maritime pines, whose summits, ever
green and swayed by the breeze, initat-
ed the caressing murmur of the neigh-
boring Mediterranean.
'rhe evening previous her husband
had read to her a poem ou the fairy
Esterelle, ,and she was thinking that
she would have liked to live in the times
of the fairies; perhaps she might have
met one and related her troubles.
She was formulating mentally this
wish when she saw appear in a clearing
ot the wood a young man mounted upon
a bicycle, which skimmed the ground so
rapidly as to pass over the terns and
grasses without bending them.
In the twinkling of an eye, ho was
near her, stopped short and dismounted
from his metal courser.
Sim recognized then that the young
man was a woman in cycling costume
With the aspect of a Miss her blonde
hair streaming over her jersey, the
stranger regarded the simple little wo
man with steel -blue eyes.
"You called me?"
"Are you then a fairy ?" interrogated
the little woman more surprised than
alarmed.
"Yes. You don't know me. I am
the fairy Go•a!read."
"Why do you not 'thou' me ?"
"Because >: am an English fairy, and
in England people don't . 'thou' one
another."
"And there are still fairies?"
"Do you doubt it ? There aro the
fairies of the new generation, the
fairies of progress, of modern science, of
the forward march—`Go ahead !' Do
you think, for instance, that Edison
without our help would have been able
so ingeniously to utilize a force which
no savant can define? How do you ex-
plain the marvels of electricity without
supernatural intervention ?"
"The face of the little, woman showed
that she had never put this question to
herself."
"We are practical fairies," continued
the bicyclist, with a very light British
accent. "Humanity is behind hand; it
must make up for lost time. It has
loitered too long, deceived by the use-
less dreamers and fairies of long ago."
"Those of the present day tight
against vain chimeras, especially art
and poetry. You are the wife of one of
our worst enemies."
"What?" stammered the little woman
uneasily.
The fairy Go-ahead imparted a softer
tone to her sharp voice.
"Rest assured. I hear you no ill -wilt,
but I pity you. Yes, poets and philoso-
phers are wicked genii, who resist the
mysterious progress of matter, There
are nowadays hardly any philosophers,
my American friend, the fairy Dollar,
has transformed almost all of them into
stockbrokers and members of Parlia-
ment. But there are still some poets
left, and they only become inoffensive
after they have been elected to the Aca-
demie Francaise."
""1 don't understand."
true. You are quite an innocent
little woman, and I am gossiping, I
who ordinarily employ telegraphic lan-
gnage. Let us come to the point. What
do you ask of me ? That your husband
may cease verse making?" 1
"Oh ! never. 1 do not think--"
"It would only ho a very natural
wish, but I should he unable to grant i
its fulfilment, You know that the power
of fairies is limited, notwithstanding
what you may have seen in the perfor-
mance of the `Sheep's foot,' or 'The
white eat,' "
The pantomime of the little woman
expressed her ignorance of these works.
Moreover, we could not hinder a
✓ nouneed, when the young; woman had
disappeared, and in her place was wav-
ing to and fro a talc Indian lily, which
t almost touched the ceiling.
u Rearing up against his misfortune, he
• mounted upon a chair to smell the odor
of the silver calix. Instead of the sweet
perfume of the' innocent little woman
he breathed a violent odor which gave
t. him immediately a headache, without
taking, into account that his nose was
✓ smeared with the yellow pollen from the
stamens.
The lily waved slowly to and fro with
irony.
Exasperated, he attempted to carry it
into the garden, but the pot was too
heavy.
Happily, the charm was reproved and
the little woman reappeared with her
faithful smile and her nut -brown eyes.
She only retained a very vague sen-
sation of having suddenly blossomed,
and of feeling her dainty feet lengthen
thetnselves out into thin white roots in
the fresh earth.
"Let us have dinner," she said.
"Everything is almost cold."
'I'Ite poet ate with a very bad humor.
However, in looking at his companion
face to face, he could not help recogniz-
ing how much more agreeable she was
to look upon than a flower pot.
And site was less heavy—for, having
kissed her after dessert, he earriod her
without effort to the end of the garden
to a rustic seat in a thicket of rc,se
lauriers.
He immediately began to think that
he had been the victim of hallucination
and returned to finish his interrupted
love poem.
But, in the evening, during supper,
satisfied with the day's work. and hav-
ing forgotten the incident of the morn-
; ing, he had the fatal idea instead of
1 calling his wife "my dear Marie," to
call her "my Persian gazelle."
Immediately, in place of the adored
one, a gazelle sprang upon the table,
breaking three plates of old Nevers,
and began to browse upon the lettuce
in the salad dish.
This time the poet understand that a
sovereign will was interdicting to him
the use of all metaphors in private life.
And, while the frightened beast was
bounding about the dining room and
butting against the carved panels of the
sideboard he sworn to express himself
thenceforth like a vulgar citizen; he
would even forbid himself the use of
eepressions commonly used in the lan-
guage of love, surh r►4 "my dove," or
"my kitten," provided that his Marietta
returned to him.
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The poet kept his oath, to the great
joy of his little innocent woman, who
fey retitle thanked the good fairy.
But, although still e ming, he had pass-
ed the age at which one can renounce
inveterate hah't:. The poverty of the
language of love which was imposed up-
on him caused him cruel suff.'ring-4
From the second week hie commenced
to pine away.
Ho soon grew, sn feeble that he was
obliged to (-cave. writing. He remained
in his b d, whreh the little woman had
uneasily pit tiled in front of thbalcony
where the climbing vines were interlac-
ing.
One peaceful evening in Jnne the
poet, who held the hand of his coMpan-
ion in hie own, said : '•1 feet that I am
abnnt to leave thee, Marie.'
The innocent little woman burst into
sons.
"it is my fault," stammered she
through her tears.
And she confessed to the dying
man her meeting with the fairy Go,
ahead.
"I thought as much." murmured the
poet. "It is a v 'ry nater:tl stogy. I
bear thee no 11I wi11. Don't weep. My
body does not suffer at all. O(( th ' c'on•
trary it seems to me that I am a hlue
birth who unfolds his wings and flies
away."
immediately he perceived that his
arms were converted into wings with
azure plumes.
He added quickly :
"With thee, me bird, with thee?"
And through the op 'II wi .dew two
blue birds flew towards the ruddy glow
of the settingsun. I know nothing far-
ther about tem. I think that the faire
Go-ahead, a good girl at th ' bottom,
who knows that the life of birds is rnor i
happy than that of human bein'g's. has
allowed them both to live on under
their new form. PIERRE ELZIDAa.
.RECIPROCITY WiTH THE U. S.
V. lint I,1 the U.e, of Talkl"g or' If 11
Twit, 1,, Alike a
Thu second resolution on the platform
laid dowd by the Grit party, as the one
upon which they will go to the country,
is one in favor of reciprocity with the
United States. It appears to us that the
Liberal party must regard the electors
of this country as having bad rniinori.'s
and worse judgment. What is the esu
talking reciprocity with the people of
the United States in trade matters? It
takes two to make a bargain, anct the
people of the United States have time
and again told us that the will not
make a fair bargain with Canada, We
do not intend to discuss the subject at
length; it would be a waste of space.
Let us, however, give the following
brief and pointed history of reciprocity
negotiations :
1865—As the old reciprocity troaty
was about to expire, Sir John Macdon-
ald and Hon. G orge Brown -when in
England urged the Imperial Govern-
ment to try and secure its renewal by
the British Minister at Washington.
Thie,was done, but the United States
declined.
1866—Messrs. Galt, Howland, Smith
and henry were ambassadors from
the British Provinces to Washington to
effect a renewal of the treaty. But the
United Staten abrogated it.
1867—An offer was then made through
the British Minister at the time of Earl
Russell's Government, by request of
Canada. The United States refused.
1868—In framing its first tariff, United
Canada at Confederation put a standing
offer of reciprocity in its customs laws.
It met with no response from the United
States.
1869—Canada sent its Finance Minis-
ter, Hort. John Rose, to Washington
with offers which the Liberal leaders of
those days said were too favorable.
But Uncle Sam as usual turned a deaf
ear.
1871—Sir John Macdonald, at the
Washington treaty, offered reciprocity
with Canada as one basis of settlement.
The United States representatives, re-
jected the proposition with scorn.
1873—The national boards of trade of
Canada and the States memorialized
their respective Governments in favor of
reciprocity. Canada reiterated her for-
mer willingness to i: gotiate. but the
United States authorities dcigued no
reply.
1874—Hon. George Brown, on behalf
of the Mackenzie Government, event to
Washington and a treaty was drawn
up. But the United States Senate threw
it out.
1879—In enacting protection. Canada
placed a standing offer of reciprocity on
its statute books. It never met with the
slightest response.
1888—Sir Charles Tupper, at the Fish-
eries Convention at Washington, offered
reciprocity as a basis of settlement.
The United States refused to consider
it.
1891—Our Ministers visited Washing-
ton and offered reciprocity minuv'tarifi
discrimination against Groat Britain,
but the United States Government de-
clined.
1S94—In the recent tariff revision of-
fers of reciprocity' were re-enacted, but
without effect.
In view of this record, it is simply
nonsense to talk about more reciprocity
negotiations. The Dominion Govern-
ment are pursuing the proper course ;—
They are endeavoring to open up our
trade with other countries, and particu-
larly to increase trade with Great Bri-
tain, and they are establishing lines of
communication with those of other mar-
kets of the world. Let them continue
to do so and at the same time to retain
the home market for the Canadian far-
mer, and they will be doing a thousand
times better service for our people, than
making futile and humiliating efforts to
make a bargain with people who refuse
to make a bargain with us.
Two Operations.
BOTH FAILURES.
A Case of Kidney Complaint that would
Not Yield to Surgery or Medicine
until 8. 8. E. was Tried.
(i(:Nrr.t:t1r':, .1f(er haying; gone 1 \\ o (l(1:11((ns 1nr 1C idney ('otn-
piniot. witlimit seertringthc least relief,
and hearing of some renuu'kahle care,
11;11••'ty li. 13. 13. in our neighh(nhood,
1 decided to try it. 1 Wr►4 given up b}}'
the doctors after the operations failed,
nod it was providential that i hertz'(! of
13. B. H. After the Ilse of six bottles 1
cxperieneed so greet, relief and so
great a change for the Iret,t,et'
Ono 1 felt the good efrects would
be lasting, as indeed they have
been, The seventh bottle pet'fectly
cured ate, rind i am now stronger nerd
!eel cr 1 ban 1 ever \,'Its before. People
who se. w are before 1 tool< I3. B. R. and
who see ire now can scarcely believe
that I am the same person.
FABIOLA RETNHARDT,
Quebec, Que.
THE SECRT
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of the system, Dyspepsia, Constipa-
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Obstinate Humors, Old Sores, Scrofula,
Rheumatism, Nervous or General
Debility, and all irregularities of the
system, caused by Bad Blood or dis-
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Goes to Europe forTreatment
Suffering For Years from Insomnia and Nervous
Debility—Prostrated, Exhausted—No Vitality
—No Rest Until "Nature's Sweet Restorer,"
South American Nervine Tonic, Built up . the
Nervous Organism, and Gave Back to the
Wearied and Exhausted Nerve -Centres their
Wonted Vigor.
ADOLPHE
LABODIE, B.C.L., J.P., OF THE WELL-KNOWN
LABODIE & LABODIE, MONTREAL.
For fourgenerations the remarkable
family of LaBodie have been promin-
ently identified with the legal andpro-
feasional life of Montreal. A long line
of active, intellectual meet, whose am-
bition to rise to prominence meant a
constant drain upon the nerve forces
and a tremendous demand for brain
power. Mr Adolphe LaBodie, B.C.L,,
J.P.,etc., has for seventeen years been
actively engaged in the legal profes-
sion, living, as the duties of intellect-
ual men of this fast age demand,
beyond the reserve limit of natural
nerve force, requiring more of the
nerve centres at the base of the brain
than they can possibly fulfil, which
always results in nervous prostration,
dyspepsia, hot flashes, insomnia,
constipation, and attendant evils.
Mr, LaBodie spared neither time
nor money to obtain relief, went to
Europe for special treatment, all to no
purpose. His attention being direct-
ed to South American Nervine Tonic,
he concluded to try it. Result—im-
mediate relief from insomnia, and a
perfect and permanent cure from all
other disorders, with but five bottles
cf t'.o Nervine.
LEGAL FIRM OF
Mr. Adolphe LaBodie, under date
of April 27th, writes from Montreal :
-" I was suffering from insomnia and
nervous debility ; prostration and
exhaustion, rather than rest, followed
a night's experience. I took five
bottles of South American Nervine,
and am wholly recovered, and now
enjoy restful nights. I have tried
many remedies, have been treated in
Europe, and can say ovith truthful ent-
phasis that the South American nerv-
ine has cured me."
There is reason in all things : busi-
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statement' herewith is the truthful
reason why, if South American Nerv-
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It is the nerve builder for brain work-
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Intense intellectual activity produces
indigestion because the brain is con-
suming all the nerve power. South
American Nervine Tonic holds nature
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duties swing to fruitful success.
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