Clinton New Era, 1895-08-30, Page 6DEN(MINATIONAL, NAMES,
The Trappists were $a-cullet:'from Ira
Trappe( the French district in which the
Usti MonasEi() establishment was found-
ed,.
The'word,,atheist comes from two Greek
' yOtdii sigpjfying "no god." ,Qin •atheist
i9'h disbeliever in the existence of any
deity.
The Sabbatarlans wore so-called from
their observing the seventh day as the
Sabbath. Their founder was named Bra -
benne.
The Redemptorist Fathers, also knovin
as 7.,iguorians, had their name from. St.
Francis Liguori, who founded the order
in 1732,
The Irvingites had their name from
Edward Irving, a religious teacher and
expounder of the prophecies; born 1792,
died 1834, •
The Unitarians were thus named be-
cause they denied the doctrine of the
Trinity. In theory they are opposed to
the Trinitarians.
The Arians had their name from Arius,
who died A. D. 336. Their maim doc-
trine was a disbelief in the divine nature
of Jesus Christ
The Polytheist took his name from
two Greek words signifying many gods.
The Polytheist believed in the plurality
of deities.
Idolatry was thus termed from two
Greek words signifying "the worship of
images." Idolatry is not to be confounded
with Paganism.
The Benedictine Monks had their
name from their founder, St. Benedict,
who brought the monastic system into
Europe about 529.
The Faith -healers were thus called
from the fact that they claimed by the
exercise of faith and by prayer to heal
all manner of diseases.
The Passionist Fathers took their name
from St. Paul Francis, better known as
St. Paul of the Cross, who founded this
order in 1737.
The Trinitarians, or, Friars of the Holy
Cross, were also called "The Crutcht:d
Friars," because of the cross ensbroirl,red
on their robes.
The Arminians took their name front
their leader, Arminius, born in 1566,
died in 1609. Their doctrines are still held
by several Methodist bodies.
The Bernardinos were so named from
St. Bernard, who founded the famous
hospice in the Alpine pass which bears
his name, about 962.
The Gnostics were thus named from
the Greek word meaning 'to know.' They
claim a larger share of revelation than
fell to the lot of others.
Protestants were at first so-called be-
cause their representatives protested at
the Diet of Spiers, in 1529, against the ^
action of the Emperor.
The Camisards, a Ftench religious
sect, were so-called from the smock frock
worn by the peasants, who constituted
the larger part of their members.
The Episcopalians are so-called from,
their belief in an episcopal form of church
government—that is, a system providing
for bishops and archbishops.
The' Mohammedans were so-called be-
cause they were the followers of Moham-
med, and believers in his doctrine as re-
vealed in the Koran. Mohammed was
born 571, A.D., and died 632 A.D.
The Secularist was so named because
he thought his principal duty was to his
fellow -men, that the end and aim of life
was to be realized in this world.
The Augustine Friars took their title
from the name of the founder of their
order, St. Augusine, the first arhbishop
of Canterbury,who died in 605. •
The Pantheist takes his name from two
Greek words, practically signifying 'God
everywhere.' The Pantheist sees in every
thing a manifestation of Deity.
The
Sacra
menta
clans-
were so-called be-
cause one of their chief doctrines was the
denial of the real body of Christ in the
consecrated bread.
Pnseyites are the followers of Dr. Posey,
a reformer in the Church of England.
Pusey,s friends and followers are also
sometimes called "Tractarians."
The word nun is derived from the Ital-
ian word nonna, meaning "grand-
mother." When nunneries were first in-
stituted the inmates were all very aged
women. '
The word Catholic means "universal,
and the name Catholic Church simply
means "universal church," as for many
centuries the Catholic Church was the
only church.
The Nonconformists were thus designa-
ted from their refusal to confom to
the usages and doctrines of the establish-
ed Church of England. They were also
called Dissenters. -
The Congregationalists had their name
from their doctrine that each congrega-
tion was a unit, should be independent
of all others, and manage its own affairs
in its own way.
The Rationalist called himself so be-
cause of his belief that reason was the
supreme good and that nothing which
lay outside the domain of reason was to
be recognized as truth.
The soot of the Nazarenes was named
from Nazareth. Its members were Chris-
tian Jews, that is, Christian believers,
who, nevertheless, practised the vows
and ceremonies of Judaism.
The Aq.iarians, an early Christian sect,
took their name from the fact that they
insisted that wine should not be used in
the sacrament of the Lord's supper, and
substituted water for it.
DONT'S FOR GIRLS.
Don't go to a place where you cant get
the Sunday World.,
Don't wear tan shoes with befrilled
and befiounced frockn.
Don't wear diamonds to show people
how wealthy you are.
Don't think up schemes to make young
men spend money.
,IDon't go on a sailing party without
adequate chaperonage. •
Don't stare at people as they enter the
hotel dining -room.
Dont try to be a summer girl if you
are In the autumn of life.
Dont boast of the number of novels you
have read since July 1.
Don't criticise any woman's clothing
In an uncharitable spirit.
Don't try to look unconscious when
your escort Is paying a bill.
Dofl't let people think you are not en-
gaged when you really are.
Don't spend the summer talking
about what you do in the winter.
Don't attract a driver's attention by
sticking a parasol into hie back.
Don't wear a highly -colored or other-
wise conspicuous bathing suit.
Don't tank actress the dining -room to
.acquaintances on the other aide. • i
MITUM 'III P911/Q,
Take the :daughter Or a good. mother.
What was real estate worth in Sodom
live.
What,,t13ttkes life dreary is %yant et'in
•
All that is human must retrograde
it do nob advance.
Ignorance is loss removed from t
truth than prejudice.
Self•poseession is another name for eel
forgetful spins,
All love has something of bliudne
In it, but the love of money especially.
God gives every, bird its food, bat' Ii
does not throw it into the nest,
This is the very perfection of a man,
find out his own imperfections.
We have not an hour of life in whi
our pleasures relish not some pain.
dignity that is respected by the moa
petulant.
Ill-oreeding invites and authorizes th
familiarity of the most timid.
One self -approving hour whole ye
outweighs of stupid starers and of to d
hu zzas. �t
The Mind by passion driven from i
firm hold, becomes a feather to eao
wind that blows.
The natural flights of the human min
are not from pleasure to pleasure, bn
from hope to hope.
Who waits until circumstances com-
pletely favor his undertaking, will never
accomplish anything.
We should accustom the mind to keep
the best company by introducing it only
to the best books.
I think the world would go mad, just
frenzied with strain and pressure, but for
the blessed institution of Sunday.
He who murmurs against his condition
' does not understand it; but he who ac-
cepts of it in peace, will soon learn to
comprehend it.
Experience has convinced me that there
is a thousand times more goodness, wis-
dom and love iu the world than men im-
agine.
The devil loves nothing better than the
intolerance of reformers, and dreads no-
thing so much as their charity and pati
ence.
A history will live, though written
ever indifferently; and it is generally
less suspected than the rhetoric of the
muses.
Fenelon died exemplifying the mean
he had always observed between prodigal-
ity and avarice, leaving neither debts nor
money.
We should remember that'it is quite as
much a part of friendship to be delicate
in its demands as to be ample in its per-
formances.
You find -yourself refreshed by the pres-
ence of cheerful people. Why not make
earnest effort to confer that pleasure on
others.
Gloom and sadness are poison to us,
and the origin of hysterics. You are
right in thinking that this disease is in
the imagination.
A person of genius should marry a per-
son of character. Genius does not herd
with genius. The musk -deer and the
civet -cat are never found in company.
Good -breeding carries along with it a
The pleasantest hospitality waiteth not
for curious costliness, when it can give
cleanly sufficiency. More cometh of pride
and greater friendliness to your own os-
tentation, than the comfort of the guest.
By what strange law of mind is it that
an idea long overlooked and trodden
underfoot as a useless stone suddenly
sparkles out in mew lightsas a discover-
ed diamond?
Old age seizes upon an ill -spent youth,
like fire upon a rotten house. It was
rotten before, and must have fallen of
itself, so that it is only one ruin antiol-
pating another.
A great lie e is like e a great fish on dry
labd; it may fret and fling, and make a
frightful bother, but it can not hurt you.
You have only to keep still and it will
die of itself. •
The fruition of what is unlawful must
be followed by remorse. The core sticks
in the throat after the apple is eaten,
and the sated appetite loathes the inter-
dicted pleasure for which innocence was
bartered.
It is at the approach of extreme danger,
when hollow puppets can accomplish no-
thing, that power falls into the mighty
hands of nature, of the spirit giant -born,
who listens only to himself, and knows
nothing of compact. '
The haunts of happiness are varied and
rather unaccountable, but I have more
often seen her among little children
anti the home fireside, and the country
house, than anywhere else—at least, I
think so.
Even sleep is characteristic. How
charming are children in their lovely
innocence! How angel -like their bloom-
ing hue I How painful and anxious is
the sleep and expression of the counten-
ance of the guilty.
It is well for gamesters that they are
so numerous as to make a society of
themselves, for it would be strange abuse
of terms to rank those among society at
large, whose business it is to prey on all
who compose it.
Every blade of grass in the 'field is
measured; the green cups and the colored
crowns of every flower are curiously
counted; the stars of the firmament wheel
in calculated orbits; even the storms have
their laws.
Reading and conversation may fur-
nish us with many ideas of men and
things, yet it is our meditation that
must form our judgment. That is, in a
groat degree, true of all men, which was
said to the Athenians, that they were like
sheep, of which a flock is more easily
driven than a single one.
The first law that ever God gave to
man, was a law of obedience; it was a
commandment pure and simple, where-
in man had nothing to enquire after or
to disputa, for as much as„to obey is the •
proper offioe of a rational soul acknowl-
edging a heavenly superior and benefac-
tor.
A BLIND SURQEON..
A #Aertorme nipieult Qpetd)sious Though ire
1t Han Seen Nothing Since Birth,;
When Dr. James Cooke, of Huntington
' avenue, was 2 ppppths old, both. of his
if • eyes were ruined by a Wandering doctor,
whq ad/ministered a wrong medicine.
he Since then he has been totally blind. Be
is now 82 years of ago, and he is consulted
in difficult cases by the most eminent of
f- the regular physicians of Boston. He has
I performed the present week two very diffi-
ss oult and delicate surgical operations, and
in both cases the patients are doing well.
e He locates a disease by his sensitive touch,
and he tells the colors of goods in the
to same way, singular as it may appear. A
lady who had eight or ten samples of
oh dress'sgoods, each about 3 inches square,
and of different colors and shades of colors,
banded them to Dr. Cooke the other day,
and he at once told aoourately the color
and even the shade of color of each, and
e selected the samples of best quality. When
handed several national bank and Gov -
ars ernment currency bills, he at onoe told the
Ion
denomination of each, and the color,
• whether green or black. He tells the cour-
ts plexion of a person by touching the skin.
h It is difficult to believe that a blind man
could do this, but he is seen to do it, and
d aoourately, too.
t
Women in Singular Callings,
Buffalo has a "lady mortuarist. "
Arizona's best mining expert is a wo-
man.
An expert tea teeter in San Frandsco
is a young girl.
On Sixth Avenue New York is an ex-
pert woman silversmith,
One of the greatest wood engravers is
Miss Donlevo New York.
In the Coggewell polytechnic school
the hest blacksmith is a girl.
New ()Henna has the only woman vet
ertnary surgeon In the world.
in Reston a well ',duetted woman oleo-
tropiates in gold silver and nickel.
Nebraska has a woman who earns her
living by operating a ?team thrasher.
The finest raining in California are
grown and placed by three women near •
Fresno.
Dr. Cooke went among Buffalo Bill's°
Indians the other day, and designated
their oharacter by their voices, spoken in
the Indian dialect.. He has three diplo-
mas from colleges of this and foreign coun-
tries, and four certificates of commenda-
tion from institutions where he has taken
special courses of study. He went through
a course of study under the famous Weir
Mitchell.
Before Dr. Cooke was 21 years of age he
was employed by a large tobacco house to
select the raw tobacco for him. He never
failed in getting the best quality and the
most desirable color—all by the touch.
From this source ha earned over $3,000,
which paid his expenses at a university In
Tennessee, where he stood at the head of
his class. From the Tennessee univer-
sity he entered a medical .school, where he
was to the fore all through the class. He
has taken special startles in five other in-
stitutions, at part of them in Europe. So
to retain all that this remarkable man has
accomplished in the higher classics and
professional studies of the colleges, requir-
ed a large nnrl firmly knit brain, p,v'sever-
ance and self.reliance to an unusual de-
gree.
The two women patients that he oper-
ated upon last week are I>bth doing well.
In one case a large tumor was removed;
the other was a still more difficult and
delicate ease, When lifting out the tumor,
Dr. Cooke found that he had twenty-four
forceps holding veins and arteries. He
tied blood vessels and removed the forceps.
He takes up and ties severed arteries in
difficult cases more rapidly than any other
clear -seeing surgeon. Ho has no idea of
the appearance of the moon and planets
and stars, nor of the sun; and night and
day are all the same to him, except the
stillness of the night does not escape his
attention. He is a hard-working and un-
flagging student. He has a typewriter, to
whom ho dictates. His wife writes medi-
cal prescriptions in Latin.
To Telephone to the Moon.
An electrician has expressed his belief
that telephoning to the moon is within
the bounds of possibility. He argues that
the ether which hinds the planets together
with an iron hand is, while firm and solid,
infinitely elastic, an ideal medium for the
transmission of vibrations. The vibrations
which constitute light crime to us from
the sun In eight minutes,travelling at the
rate of l92,1,00 miles a second. It is pos-
sible to produce waves moving at this en-
ormous velocity by electrical menus. A
pulsation of electricity causes an ether
WAVE', and in the telephone the movement
of infinitely small waves produces speech.
The waves les prxlaloed- by ether disturbance
spread out into space, radial i n 4 further
and further in gigantic circler; until swal-
lowed up in its immensity, like resides on
the ocean. If an iron' flumes he in the vicin-
ity of these pulsations it will give out a
buzz or hum, as shown in the pas -age
of a current through some Systems of street
lighting opparattes for the transformation
of high to low pressure. The moon un-
doubtedly contains its propr„tionate
amount of iron, and therefore the theory
is advanced that if we can send electrical
pulsations to the moon, we can make
things hum on its rugged surface. Such
an experiment would involve, "the use of
a gigantic coil, mounted vertically, with
its axis in line with the moon." The pro -
jotter of the scheme adds: "If, lives exist
upon the lunar surface, if the murmur
front the earth be heard, they will listen
with sadness; they will feel that utter de-
spair that brooks no consolation and
stretches out its arms in vain." It is to
be hoped they would not tasks on in that
way; it would he poor thanks to the man
who built the gigantic coli.
Newspaper Walls.
Yesterday's cable told us that cholera
has appeared at Brest. We had supposed
this wee a stomach trouble.
We do not speak in disparaging tones
when we say that a woman who wears
bloomers has loose hahltA.
"A skirt that is divided against itself
cannot stand," as a wag remarked when
the "new woman'' took a fall
It is not our custom to criticise nature,
but we have no hesitancy In saying that
she fell down when she didn't grow
handles on watermelons.
A Wiehltit man drowned himself be.
cause his wife scolded him. it may he
necessary for the new woman to repress
her husband, lint she ahodri do it gently
and kindly,
The diferenee h.'wteen a statesman and
a Marv, politlrian. my son, e'nsists in the
fact that whereas the statesman under-
stands the art of deceiving without lying,
the politician lies without (leech ving.
The Chic:ee Dispatch says: "If New
York drops her first syllabic and hecemee
simply 'York,' why shmeld not. ('hicag
drop two syllables and hwcontv'(4,,,''" Or•
else drop the seine number of eyll;ahl+s
and become "Chir.." Thu pronuciation
will gravitate toward its appropriate de-
scription in time.
Some mouths lank like peaches and
cream, and some like a We (.hopped into
a brick wall to admit a new door or win-
dow. The mouth is a hotbed of tooth-
aches, the bunghole of oratory, and a
baby's (gowning glory. It is patriotism's
fountain head and the tool chest for pie.
Withngt It the p,illtletan woad be a wan.
darer on the face of the earth, and the cor-
netist would go down to an unhonered
grave. it is the grocer's frienil, the orator's
pride, and the dentist's Lope.
I'viI Tse of Phonographs.
A friend of parity warns ago' net the
wandering phono,arat,,h (mermen tvli , has
cylinders conI tining`obscene stories and
songs, tvhi •h r.re ground out. In re the ears
of our boy whim oct:asion for such corrupt-
ing entertainment is offered.
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HANK OF ENGLAND WELL GVARPED
>trleetrie Appliances and Aiodern, Locks anti
Bars Maine rt Burgular Proof.
01 the millionif of pounds of treasure
stored during the year in the banks, etc.,
of the metropolis, it is interesting and
pleasing to learn that,so careful and thor-
ough is the system of surveillance, that
rarely more than m few thousands got into
the hands of thieves and burglars,says the
London Tid-Bits., When a robbery takes
plaice it is most frequently perforated upon
some unhappy clerk who is conteytnil
money from an 'office to a bank, or vice
versa. Modern looks, bolts and bars, aid-
ed by electricity and other scientific
means, have caused hundreds of would-be
bank burglars to retire or to spend many
weary years under a sentence of pegnl self,
vitude. Few banks in the world are so,
'$TUB; ENpS OF THOU
.A,; woman thinks of a HlAs41
thinks f,or a woman,
Musio paints rainbow dist::. 0*
heart,
Liberty and justice are 11OPre*ett,>ii
women, because risen love .liberty :silo
justice.
When a young man burps the% P�1d
at both ends, somebody else has to:
for the candle. •
Rest is an expensive ln$ury q n
people.
A kiss to a woman is a seut$me ., i,
is merely an incident to a man.
Amfiitkm is the murderer of mailig440,,
peace. .�
Charity should not be an impulset.;.bftfl.,
it principle.
carefully guarded as the Bank of England. A woman loses her chief A
The "Old Lady of Threadneedle Street" when she begins to let her head
keeps a good watch upon her treasures. her heart.
One room alone—the specie room—is esti-
mate to contain gold coins of the total
value of £5,000,000. It is a large vault,
around whose walls are numerous iron
safes, containing bags of gold, each repre-
senting the value of £2,000.. What the
total value of the Bank of England's con-
sents may be difficult to say, but £20,000,-
000 would be a fair estimate. Day and
night is this wealth vigorously guarded.
Even if a burglar were able to pass the
bank guards on duty during the night,
he would find himself face to face with
unsuspected and insurmountable ob-
stacles. The safety of the Bank of Eng-
land is further insured by a magnificent
system of electric wires, all of which com-
;nunicate with the quarters of the bank
guards and elsewhere. Once a burglar
touched these wires he would alarm every-
one within hearing distance, and the thief
would fall an easy prey. The difficulties 1
in the way of opening the safes are also
Homeric. Many of them are by Chubb,
they will stand anything, except dyna-
mite, and in making use of that explosive
the burglar would probably find himself—.
to use an Irlshism—in pieces the next
morning;
Every bank and -insurance company's
office in London has its own strong room
and safes, in which may be stored valu-
ables, etc. The strong rooms of Coutts'
bank are a sight to sea, and if their con-
tents could ho revealed it would be found
that more crowned heads than the Queen
deposit their moneys and valuables in that
old establlehutent in the Strand. The
newer banks probably possess even safer
strong rooms, for in their construction the
latest Improvements are incorporated. The
safes and deed boxes used by the Safe De-
posit Company are remarkable for their
security. Deeds! and share certificates,
representing a value of hundreds of thou-
sands of pounds. are stored in them, and
most of the boxes are fitted with combina-
tion keys so constructed as to prevent any
one picking them or solving the combina-
tion puzzle, which is of a most intricate
description. In nearly every came the big
banks are chary of speaking of the man-
ner in which they keep their treasures.
One bank permits only its manager and
an assistant to visit certain strong rooms
while another, to guard against any ten-
dency shown by the watchman to fall
aeleep,presents its servants with chairs on
which they can sit in a certain position.
If one falls asleep and moves in the chair,
the furniture closes up and throws him
upon the floor. The result is that, unless
the watchmen can sleep while standing or
walking, the employes of the bank are
bound to keep their eyes open.
A Bothered Terrier.
A rat, a terrier, and a small boy caused
thousands of l,eeplc' to congregate on West
Madison street about si o'clock last night,
and it was not a real rut, either. The rat,
which was a most natural -looking rubhcr
affair,was connected with a long thin `pipe
and a bulb
Every tine+ the boy sy,teezod
the bull) the rust would leap forward in a
most life -like manner anti the ladies on
the street would shriek with terror and
then gather up their skirts, This delight-
ed the cr',wd, which syrged down on the
boy and the rat from every direction.
The fun was kept up for an hour or more,
even the policeman on the heat stopping
now and then fur a good laugh. Suddenly,
however, a sleek -looking rat terrier sprang
through the crowd and made for his mor-
tal enemy. Down he pounced. The boy
gave the bulb a jab and the rat leaped
about six feet. Again the dog made a
spring. This time he caught the rat in his
teeth and the pressure caused it to give
out a most life -like syneak,which delight-
ed the dog and the audience alike.
By this time the street was packed.
Time after time the dog would shake the
rat and put it down, only to see it leap
again, to the wild delight of the crowd.
For the first half hour it was mere play to
the plucky little terrier, but after a while
things began to grow monotonous. The
dog lay down for a rest and the rat jump-
ed over him. This was too much for can-
ine flesh and blood to stand. He leaped
up again, and now the contest kept up until
the dog fell to the pavement from sheer
"exhaustion. Panting and with eyes pro-
truding, he made a few more ineffectual
snaps at the rubber tat, then turned over 1
on his side and laid his head on the pave- I a
meat. His owner worked his way
through the crowd, picked up his pet in his
arms, uttered a few remarks, and offered
to lick the man who had killed his dog.
The crowd jeered ami dispersed, while the
small boy strolled down the street in the
search of another ambitions rat terrier.
DONT'S FOR FISHERMEN.
Don't use. a cod line for brook trout,.
or a trout line for cud.
Don't desecrate the gentle art by male
ing on a spawning bed.
Don't give an eel slack line so that his
can tie it full of knots.
Don't fish where the fish don't bite;
move on to anoher spot.
Don't peep over the bank to see where
fish are in the brook.
-Don't—don't—don't ever call a brook
trout a "speckled beauty."
Don't fail to commune with nature;
that's half the fun of fishing.
Don't think that the best fishing tackle
is made by saloon -keepers.
Don't forget to change the water fre-
quently In the minnow -bucket.
Don't boast that you can wind your•
brand-new rod round a barrel.
Don't put bait in your pocket where
it is liable to get into you pipe.
Don't bang dead fish over the side of th
boat—water will spoil them.
Don't let your boatman stop rowing i
you strike a fish when trolling.'
Don't let a fish leap into the air, an
then fall back on a tautened line.
Don't use a two -pound sinker ft)
brook fishing—half a pound will do.
Don't forget when you cast that yo
companions have feelings and ears.
Don't think that a four -ounce rod wil
work better in both hands at ono.
Don't buy live bait too far ahead;
liable to die and demand interm .lt.
Don't ridicule the small boa with aj
beanpole for a rod; he generally gets ai
mess.
Don't try to slip the landing net over]
a fish tail -foremost; put it over his head.
Don't believe all,the natives tell you;
about the big pool down under they
bridge.
Don't forget that patience is a virtue
and the foundation of successful fishing.
Don't curse the tree when it gathers
In your leader and flies; it was not all its
fault.
Don't fail to put up the bars v ^n let
down to get into a farmer's meat. w.
Don't trespass on your nei»abor's
stream if he wants ; you to fish there he
will ask you.
Don't sit on the taff rail of a yacht in a
ten -knot breeze with a bluefish line fast
to your waist.
Don't laugh when the other man loses;
a fish; men have been' murdered for lessi
provocation.
Don't try to empty rubber boots by
standing on youv head and way _. yens
legs in the air. l' t
Don't leave your fish exposed in the
boat while you go ashore; the neighbor-
hood cats may eat them.
Don't wear cotton clothing if there's a
risk of getting wet; wool, even when
soaked, will keep you warm.
Don't throw sardine cans and broken
bottles into the brook ; they may do evil
to your own tackle some future day.
Don't try to wade a brook more than
five feet deep; if it is absolutely necessary
to wade, take off your clothes and swim.
Don't boss your friend when he is try-
ingland to a d a flash; he may know almost
tvi much as you do about the gentle art.
Don't open your creel in the middle
of'a swift stream and on slippery bottom;
you are likely to lose your fish if you do.
Don't go to sleep with a trolling rod
hanging over the side or stern of the
boat; it le apt to get broken or hauled
overboard.
Don't try to lift a two -pound trout aid
of the brook with a four -ounce rod;
you're likely to lose fish, rod, and salvo -
ion if you do.
Don't try to explain to your friende
how you lost the biggest fish of the day,
when It is just as easy to show how many
you did catch.
Don't use a reel with more than triple
gear; when 'you find it necessary to have
greater speed in "reeling up," get a
steam winch'or a mine hoist.
Don't talk about "killing fish," "giv-
ng him -the -butt," "covering -his -rise,
nd other sporting slang, when you can'
tell a trout from a tomcod.
Don't throw away your unused bait
on shore; throw it into the water, where
it may make things attractive for the flab
and more sport for you on the morrow.
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A Statnrmerer's Wit.
'in one of the old stage routes of eastern
Maine was a jolly driver whose habit of
stammering was the occasion of some in-
nocent amusement on the part of his
friends.
Orn day his lumberng coach was stopped
by at foot passenger who inquired the way
to the next town. The driver attempted
to tell him, but no words came. At last,
waving his hand desperately toward a fork
n the road, he said:
"T -t -try both roads and you'll g -het
there 'fore I c' -can't tell you.
On another oceeei,n he was helping an
uncomfortably stout man into the coach,
The man was so large that there was more
or less delay in finding him sufficient
room. Irritated by the attention he had
attracted, the passenger exclaimed, in
Imitation of the driver:
"There! s -tart up your old b -b -bean -pot
of a t -team.
"All r ready, n -now, sir,—we've g -got
the p -pork in!" was the laughing reply.
She Was Beyond Milk.
Little Isabel's mother had injudiciously
allowed the child to drink weak tea with
her meals instead of milk. One day Isabel
was taken nut to lunch at a friend's house
and the friend, never dreaming that a
child could drink anything other than
milk, placed 1t before her Ina broad, low,
fancy cup. The child gazed at the milk
in silence for a while, and then astonished
her hostess by remarking disdainfully: "I
are no cat t"
SIMILARITY OF PROVERBS.
The following are famhlllar specimens
of Chinese proverbs. The English vers-
ion is given also In each instance:
"To out off a hen's head with a battle-
axe. " (Much ado about nothing.)
"It thunders loudly, but little rain
falls." (Much cry and little wool.)
"A thousand chiefs, a thousand plans."
(Too many cooks will spoil the oroth.)
"There's a time to fish and a time to
dry pets." (Ther's a time for all things.)
"One strand of silk ' doesn't make a
thread." (One swallow doesn't make a
summ)
"If er. you don't enter the tiger's den, you
cannot obtain her young."
(Nothing venture, nothing win.)
"The court is like a ship at sea—every-
thing depends on the wind." (Put not
your Tr in princes.) •a
me flies like nn arrow; days an&
months like a weaver,lu shuttle." (Tiiiya
and tide wait for no man. )
"For him who does eveything in [ts
proper time, one day is worth three." ('A
stitch in time saves nine. )
"Virtue is the surest road to longevity,
but vice meeets with an early doom."
(Virtue Is its own reward.)
"The truths which we least wish to
hear are those which are mbst to our
advantage to know." (The truth is
disagreeable, )
"Abstain from false accusing, that
the good and honest may be in safety."
(Bear not false witness against thy neigh-
bor. )