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"lr 'Wanted*° Scare Ms Wife.
John Miller, of 415 Weet Thirty-fifth
treet, Was arraigned in the Jefferson Mar-
ket police court yesterday on the Charge of
attempted suicide, says the New York Re-
F,c.'H L CLI TON NEW EVIL
o Gin Relish and Enjoy Thir Meals
ndigestion and its Terrors.
W CELERY COMPOUND,ItESTORtES PERFECT
DIGESTIVE3VIGOR.
fatltwe's Great Medicine will Give You a Healthy and
Natural Appetite, Pure Blood, a Clear Head
and Sound Sleep.
mosmi
iv 6s ;_
The
t serabler"mortals in our com-
Inanities are those who .are weighed down
by obstinate and cruel indigestion.
The digestive erge,Oe are all out of gear;
"and the sufferer 1e tormented every hour of
the day. The greatest distress le experienced
utter eating; there is heaviness or weight in
•the"_pit*llf"_'the stomach, almost continual
11ettdache, want of appetite, palpitation of
the heart, sluggish and tcrpid bowels and
'oonatipation.
The common cathartics and medicines of
ithe`day only aggravate the, sufferer's troub-
les,and pause him to sink deeper. in the
!]mire;of
suffering and despondency.
Natures wondrous remedy, Paine's Celery
4lompound,•is the only medicine now gener-
:ally.presoribed"by the best physicians. It
suite directly on the nerves, it cleans the
')blood, and removes all obstruotionsand dis-
,ritressing matter from the digestive organa,
:,Bind gives that perfeot vigor of body that
only the healthy can enjoy. After using
Taitle.'s ,Celery, Compound, sating becomes a
pleasure, Bleep ie natural and sound, and
rife` is worth living.
Mrs. H. Cormack, of Halifax, N. S., who
rid for years, writes as follows:—
is with pleasure that I add my testi-
y to the value of Paine's Celery Com.
1 pound. For a number of years, I have,suf-
fered greatly from indigestion and palpi-
tation of the heart. It was perfect misery
fo me to go upstairs or up a hill, as my
b ath waste° short and weak; and eating
a eat was something I dreaded, as I sui-
te ed ench agony afterwards. I could only
g temporary relief from doctor'e ; medr-
ci es and remedies Last summer my
h art troubled me so frequently, that I be-
w{eak and miserable —so miserable that 1
felt life abnrden. I had heard a great deal
of�the Celery Compound but had no idea it
w uld.benefit,nie in anyway. At last I
w s persuaded to try it, and by the time
the first bottle was used I was greatly ben-
efitted. I have used five bottles of the com-
pound, and say with truth, that ne other
medicine has ever given me such wonder-
ful results. The palpitation of the heart
has not troubled me for some months; I
can now eat a hearty meal, and do not ex-
perience any pain afterwards. 'r?
"Paine's Celery Compound cannot be too
highly spoken of, and I trust all who suffer
from the complaints which I have had ,will
use it without delay or fear, for I am certain
they will receive great Benefits, and will soon
be convinced that Celery Compound is the
surest, safest,and best of remedies.
WOULD BE REPEATED.
'Dean Church has told a very good
°story about the eclipse of the sun in
1864. -it appears that at Whatley—the
,dean's country parish—the eclipse was
et failure. .,,Some wag in the neighbor -
ling county town sent the common crier
::around to announce that, in conse-
quence of the disappointment, the
!+eclipse would be repeated uext day.
"I don'tknow," says the dean, "what
---effect the announcement had; I only
"know that the bellman took the fee
.:o,nd very solemnly went around crying
!the intelligence."
4COLD IN THE HEAD AND HOW TO
CURE IT.
One of the moat unpleasant and danger-
-ons maladies that afflicts Canadiang at this
season is cold in the head. Unpleasant,
laecause of the dull, heavy heaeache, in-
flammed nostrils and other disagreeable
symptoms accompanying Tit; and danger-
ous,` because if neglected it develops into
catarrh, with its disagreeable hawking and
.spitting. foul breath frequent loss of taste
and smell, and in many cases ultimately
developing into consumption. Nasal Balm
is the only:remedy yet discovered that will
instantly relieve cold in the head and cures
in a few applications, while its faithful use
will effectually eradicate- the worst case of
catarrh. Capt. D. H. Lyon, president of
the C.P.R. Car Ferry, Prescott, Ont., says
—"I used Nasal Balm for a prolonged case
of cold in the head. Two applications ef-
fected a cure in less than 24 hours. I
would not take $100 for my bottle of Nasal
Balm, if I could not replace it." Sold by
all dealers. or sent by mail postpaid at 50
cents per bottle, by addressing G. T. Ful-
ler d &Co., Montreal. '
Bert Ferguson, porter at the Imperial
Hotel, at Niagara Falls, Ont., was found
'dead in his bed on Friday morning. He
was about 47 years old, and has no relatives
:here.
When Baby was etok, we gave her Oastorfa
When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria.
When she became Mies, she clung to Castor's.
.When elle had Children, she gave them coterie,
Since Mr MacKenzie and Sir Richard
-.went out, the debt of the Dominion has
.Bono up $100,000,000, and the end is not
yet.
GET THE BEST.
The public are too intelligent to purchase,
a worthless article a second' time, on the
contrary they want the best! Physicians
are virtually unanimous in saying Scott's
Emulsion is the beet form of Cod Liver Oil.
The Hamilton Times points out that the
Canadian Government in 1894 collected
$8,245,845 duty on $38,717,226 worth of
British goods, and only $6,960,950 on $53,-
034,100 worth -of United States imports.
Talk about discrimination against Great
Britain!
SHILOH'S CURE, the great cougb and
croup cure, is in great demand. Pocket
size contains twenty-five doses, only 25c.
Children love it. Sold by J. H. Co>frbe.
Prisoner—Yes, sab, I tuck de chick-
en. I was gwine ter make some chick-
en pie, and I tuck de cook -book and
read de direcshuns, and it says, "'rak'
one chicken." It don't say buy one
chicken, or borrow one chicken, but it
says tak' one chicken. It. don't say
whose chicken to tak', so I jes' tuck de
fust one I could lay my'han's on. I
follered de direcshuns, sah, in de book.
HEART DISEASE RELIEVED IT 30 -MINUTES'
Dr Agnew's Cure for the Heart gives perfeot re-
lief in all cases of Organic or Sympathetic Heart
Dioeeae in 30 minutes, and speedily effects a cure,
It ie a peerless remedy for Palpitation, Shortness
of Breath, Smothering Spells, Pain in Left Side
and all symptoms of Diseased heart. Ono dose
convinces. Sold byWATTB & CO„ Clinton
Think of Other People.
We ought to think of other people's con-
venience more than some of us do. The
home is the place where this thoughtful-
ness ought to begin and be cultivated.
Ong who comes late to breakfast admits
that he has been guilty of an amiable self-
tndulgence,but forgets that he hes marred
the harmonious flow of tho household life,
and caused confusion and extra work. The
other day an important committee of fif-
teen was kept waiting ten minutes for one
tardy member, who came sauntering in at
last, without even an apology for causing
fifteen men a loss of time that to them was
very valuable, besides having put a soro
strain on their patience and good nature.
Common life 1s full of just such thought-
essness.
corder.
.t 10 o'oloole'on Friday ,night Mid -
Miller, John's young wife, rashes , breath,
lessly into the West Thirty-seventh pollee
station, soreamings
"My;hnsband ig. Kopf;to bang hIinself
Come quick, oh 1 Dome giilok, or he'll
be dead' 1'
Polioeo tan Pe ortid hurried off with the
woman, who explafned`that she had hada
row with 4ehn, and he Bald he was going
to kill himself.e'
"Why, he had the rope around his neck
when I came out," sobbed she.
The door of the Millers' rooms was look-
ed.` Tho policeman forced it open. There
was no light: There was the . stillness of
death, as the policeman and the wife
groped their way toward the bedroom.
This room was black as ink, and the
frightened gasps of the woman blew out
the first match which the policemen lit.
Another match flickered for a minute,
the gas was lit, and what the policeman
saw made him fall over on the bed and
laugh until he cried. Even the sad -faced
wile swilled.
There in the bed, sleeping comfortably,
was John Miller, ,with four yards of
clothesline coiled about his neck- The
policeman woke him up. John's eyes
blinked, but as he was fully dressed
Pepertid yanked him out of bed and took
him to the police station,where he was
looked up, In court he deified that he had
any desire to kill himself, only to scare
his wife.
"She's been gettiu' purty flip with her
tongue lately, and needed quietin'."
Mrs. Miller refused to make a charge
againts him, and he was discharged.
Pulmonary consumption, in its early
stages, may be checked by the use of Ayer'e
Cherry Pectoral. It stops the distressing
cough, soothes irritation of the throat and
lunge, and induces much-needed repose.
Hundreds have testified to the remarkable
virtues of this preparation.
ALMOST CRAZY
SUFFERING FROM CONSTIPATION.
.Z''XPECTED TO DE IN THE ASYLUM — AFTER
ALL OTHER REMEDIES FAILED B.B.B. MADE
A PERFECT CURE, RESTORING ROBUST
HEALTH.
'GENTLEMEN—To say all I ought to in favor
.of B. B. B. would, be impossible. It has
been a great health restorer to me, and I
do swear by it. T am a different man now
to what I was ten years ago, when it was
.was expected I would be in the asylum, but
,now I am in perfect robust health and it
was the B.B.F. that did it. I suffered for
$ve or'six years froth constipation, some-
-times so severely that I went oat of my
smir>d, ; T •tried various doctors, both in the
•country and in the oity, and took medicines
teat numerous to name, but everything
Mailed to have the desired effect. When I
:used ,to
Blood Bitters, however, it
-enteeeded beyond all expectations, requir-
ing only two bottles to euro me. To make
it still more certain that B-B.B, is the real
•eure for constipation, I may say that some
two years afterward I felt the symptoms
• treturning and took one bottle more, and
-from that time to this present day (over
eight years) I have never had any retnrn of
the disease. I never knew any medicine
ate work se well. It does not seem to be a
mere reliever, but a sure and certain cure.
As I oan certify to, for hnndrede of dollars'
werth of medicine and advice, failed to do
Me any good, but three dollars' worth of
B.B.B. made a permanent cure that has
- .given me years of health and comfort.
Toronto. Yours` ruly, C. L. KILMER.
Children Cryfet
it boleti °scoria.
FORGOT HIS OWN NAME.
Unveiled Once a Year.
According to a dispatch from Constanti-
nople, in consequence of the rumors cir-
culated regarding alleged plots organized
by the Mussulman element which is dis-
contented with the present government
and especially by the Softas, unusual pre-
cautions were taken on the occasion of the
sultan's annual visit to the Mosque of
Top-Cadou on the Old Seraglio Point on
the 12th inst., says the London News.
This day, the fifth of Ramaban, is the only
one in the year on which the sultan as
commander of the faithful, leaves Itildiz
Kiosk in order to perform the ancient
ceremony of unveiling and exposing to
public veneration the reliquary containing
one of the prophet's mantles. It is stated
that his majesty would this year have
gladly delegated the duty to a representa-
tive, but such a course is impossible, as it
is for -the (caliph alone to expose the relic
with his own hands and be the first to kiss
it in the presence of the imperial princess,
the clergy and the high dignitaries of
state.
As the sultan was thus obliged to per-
form the ceremony the greatest precau-
tions were:taken to prevent any untoward
incident. Ylldiz Kiosk was literally sur-
rounded by a picked regiment of Albanian
troops, who seduliously guarded all the,
entrances to the palace during -the, sultan's
absence. The route to Old Seraglio Point
was lined with soldiers through its entire
length and on the day previous to the
ceremony, which is known as°•that of
Hirkal-Cherif (the kissing of the mantle),
a special commission commanded by m
naval captain and composed of ten offi-
cers,under the direct authority of the min-
istry of marine, made a minute inspection
of the great bridge of Karakieul, which
was, moroover,oarefully guarded by sailors.
The imperial procession, however, reached
the mosque without incident.
Dat Jefferson Remembered That Ho
Played Rip Van Winkle.
Some of the most amusing stories of the
tricks of memory aro thecae which illus-
trate the facility with which porper names
escape the recollection. They elude you
like greased pigs. "Then I had it on the
end of my tongue," and "I recall your
face, but for the life of me, I can't place
you," are so commonly heard as to excite
no oomment. "By the way how do you
your name?" inquired a young lady
o an old acquaintance. She took this way
of moiling, without embarrassment, a
IMMO that unaccountably escaped her
reoollootion. "S -m -i -t -h," he replied to
hoz oonfualon. It is related of Joe Jeger -
eon that he was one day introduced to
General Grant, an event that naturally
impressed him strongly. Later in the day,
•boording to the New York Mail and Ex-
press, he got into an elevator of tho hotel
at which they wore both stopping. A a6ost
heavy set man also got in, lifted hie i�
to Jefferson, and made some remark. "I
beg your pardon. Your fano is familiar to
me, but I cannot recall the name," said
the actor. General Grant courteously gave
his nano. "I got off at the next floor, for
fear I should ask him if he had ever bean
in the war," Jefferson maid in relating this
story. Worse than that, he once forgot his
own name. Ho had gone inilo a postoffiee
at some small resort whore he was un-
known and asked the clerk if there was
any mail for him. "What's the name?"
asked the clerk. "lin rneP Oh, yes, certain-
1y. Why, lot ole see! 1 ploy Rip Vim
:;." "Joffe!, on," arid
he f,• ((dig'. •' ek•rli. ,,.•ra
rilou r�1,t,ilu.:,..s, hr ; or •d-polltcly,
0, himself
Nets Bonk State's Great Cavern,
It hue puzzled the °writer snot a little to
understand why it is that so little has
been. said or written concerning Bowe'
cave, It is situated in New York state,
only about forty miles from Albany, and
is the third largest cavern in the United
States, Mammoth cave, Kentucky, and
Lury cave, Virginia, being the two which
outrank it in extent and magnlflcenoe.
The, cavern in question was discovered by
one Lester Ilowe, in the year 1840 and
was formerly known by the name ,of,;
Otagargee .cave. $owe'' penteyrbted !tris,
winding passage for a diatance,gf over
twelve miles, but ,visitors'de trot usually
go beyond Stygiatl lake, a small body'of
water about ,tour relief frog' the entrance.
The stalactities and stalagmites ate both
abundant and beautiful. It is well light-
ed with gas back as far as .the Stygian
lake, and s1',iIi thpigrttey',6 iesi UO$10r��,
one of the n ers Or the oo iitinetlt.•—St.
Louis Republic r , : '
CATARRH RELIEVED is 10 To 60 MINE' IES.
t.ne abort buff of the breet.i through Lilo Blower
supplied with each bottle of Dr. Agn 's Catar
Thal Powder, diffuses this Powder over the sur-
face of the nasal passages. Painless and delight,
fu' to use, it relieves instantly, end porinauently
cures C tarrb Hay Fuver (;o,us Head Lche, Sore
Throat, Tousilitis and Deafness. 60 acute. At
WATTS Be CO'S., Cmton,
A Love For the Good.
A love of what is high, true and pyre,
often keeps out from the heart what is
contrary to these. Even when the hetet
and hitbit are not in tho right, if once the
right bo chosen, be aimed at, be pratioed,
the base, the false. .the impure become
gradually crowded out and eventually ut•
terly supplanted. To destroy a bad habit,
cultivate thegood habit; but before this
oultivation can be real, a love for the good
mustbe felt. • The hunger and the thirst
for the good are tho best assurances that
the evil is to pass away. The great con-
verts of history, as well as the humblest
of those who have succeeded to rejecting
the evil part of their lives and substituting
good 1n its place, have been actuated by
a sort of passion for the beauty of holiness,
and this passion, deliberate, calm and pa-
tient though it may be, is sure to triumph
in the end.
Getting Ont of a Tight Place.
An old admiral, well known for his
power of exaggeration, was describing a
voyage at supper one night. "While crfus-
ing in the Pacific," ho Bald, "' we passed
an island which was positively red with
lobsters." "But," said one of the guests,
smiling Inerodiilnusly, "lobsters are not
red until boiled." Of Bourse not," re-
plied 1bounden n0ul ndntiral;"but 0118 was
a vol,vtnle island with boiling springs!"
GIVES
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SKIN ,
CURES CONSTIPATION
INDIGESTION DIZZINESS.
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An Agrieiibin axative and NERVE TONIC
Sold by Drugg ette' or Bent by Mail, 25o., 50o.
and 21.00 per package. 9amDles frac.
KO NO The Favorite TOOTH POWER
for the Toot and Breath
Sold by J. H. O0111BE.
SRISTOI.'S
PILLS
Cure Biliousness, Sick Head-
ache, Dyspepsia, Sluggish Liver
and all Stomach Troubles.
BRISTOL'S
PILLS
Are Purely Vegetable,
elegantly Sugar -Coated, and do
not gripe or sicken.
BRISTOL'S
PILLS
Act gently but promptly and
thoroughly. "The safest family
medicine,' All Druggists keep
BRISTOL'S
rims
emeaeasae
POWDERS
Cure SICK HEADACHE and Neuralgia
in 20 MINUTQB, also Coated Tongue, Dizzi-
ness, Biliousness, Pain in the Side, Constipation,
Torpid Liver, Bad Breath. to stay cured also
regulate the bowels. VERY NIDE TO TAKE.
PRIOE 26 GENTS 4T DRUG STORES,
CENTRAL BUSINESS COLLEGE
Stratford, Ont.
WHAT OTHERS .
HAVE DONE .
Youlcan do if you want to, Let u
talk the matter over at least. .d
card to us wiil do it. The troublt
to us is nothing, We are always
pleased to make your acquain
tatnce, and have something of in
terest to tell you.
Handsome catalogue free.
P. McINTOSEI, Principal.
COTTOLENE.
VarkS:1,rst'tDON'T
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Find fault with the cook if
the pastry does not exactly
suit you. Nor with your wife
either—perhaps she is nos, to
BLAME
It may be the lard In b
using for shortening. Lard
is indigestible you know. But
if you would always haven
YOVR
Cakes, •pies, rolls, and bread
palatable and perfectly di-
gestible, order the new allort-
ening,"COTTOLENE," for your
FE
Sold In 3 and 5 pound
pails, by all grocers.
Made only by
THE
N. A. PAIRBANK
COMPANY,
Wellington and Ann
Sts., Montreal
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J. C. STVENSON,
—THE LEADING—
UNDERTAKER
—AND—
EMBALMER.
A FULL LINE OF
GOODS KEPT ill STOCK
ThebestEmbalming Fluidused
Splendid Hearse.
ALBERTST.,CLINTON
Residenceoveretore ;
OPPOSITE TOW BALL
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v
Lovely Twins
at Allen & Wilson's Drug Store.
Like a fond mother I love both. Some ladies like one, some the
other. -Many knowing their great valttia like both and bay
them. Any way you can't find two better artioles for the com-
plexion. liotfi guaranteed. Cost, 75 cents each.
Lola Monies GvemelF� cumb�rrtndElder
Ehe Skin Food and Tissue builder, kr ela.
ower
p poly np
gaol opal pole, feeds through- the Elkin QW �/� Cream e o bob
the Skin and fu ele• ryry�p�1 y /y put ap 1n
gent opal taste, feeds through; the skin Q(A/er / eGf g oz. bot-
kee the skip healthyhence��@m� . Au ideal ekionio. Noted for its
pores, pe pre- �,,. m.. Greatest preventive 1
keeps skin hence tics. An ideal akin tonio. its
serves the Com lexion, prevents wrinkles, cleaning power. preventive of
P I pimples and blackheads. Pure, harmless,
old age ',sok, freckles, tau. - 1 effeotive, Leets 3 to 5 months.
Mrs Nettie Harrison, America's Beauty Doctor, 40 and 42 Geary
-St., San -Francisco; Cal. Easter -n, Officer °•54-W "54— »-
Ave., Detroit, Michigan.
Not Pamagedby
Our Stook of Sugars
and excited, we quote
Prices obt ained by calling
In Black 'TEAS we have
Package at40o,,'best value in
fact no matter what you need
low prices as oan be got anywhere,
Hams, Bacon. Lard, Cottolene
Give fie
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MCl1IURRA.Y
NearPostUffice—CENTRAL
the Frost.
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were not damaged by Frost, but as the market is higher
no prices, but will not be undersold.
at our store, also Bargains in everything in our line ii
the Dahl Kola Blend at 50cts a pound, and the Salads
town, In Japans at 25 and 85 cents we beat them all. I11.
in our line, we guarantee to give as goQd quality, and as
Canned Goods of all kinds. Soajf"sin great variety.
always in stock. Crockery and Glassware away dowr
a Call and see what we oan door you.
& WILTSE,
GROCERY—Tolepho1 e 40
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1 GOOD
INVESTMENT
WE HAVE
FOR CUTTING
18 inch
AVOID
Screen
(EARLY').
New Stare•
nack'ayBlock
is SPR4Y and spray
bour
a PUMP fruit trees
THEM—ALL KINDS, FROM $1 to $10. PREPARE
YOUR LAWN BY GETTING ONE OF OUR
Lawn- Mowers. only $5.54
THE TROUBLESOME FLYS BY PUTTING ON
Windows and Doors
WE HAVE THDEM VERY CHEAP.
Old Stand
AR`„aN Bane• Brick Bloch
LASH
GOOD EATING
You can
The ' CASH
In Canned
of table delicacies,
Teas & Coffees
a Specialty
For
or
or
Farm produce
OGLE
Cash Grocery
Is KING
is the keystone to health.
buy the keystone kind of Groceries at
GROCERY
Goods, Vegetables, Meats and all kinds
we carry a full assortment.
Sole agents for the Celebrated "Monsoon" Indian Tea,
Extra good value in Young Hyson, 5Ibs for $1.
Prompt Delivery, e
Good Goods and Fresh Groceries,
Low Prices and Fair Dealing.
taken as cash.—Telephone No. 23.
COOPER & CO.
• 1 door North of N,ew$ Record.
'
Featherbone Skirt Bone
For Giving
and
STYLESHAPE
to
.
Ladies Dresses
A light, pliable, elastic bone made
from quills. It is soft and yielding,
conforming readily to folds, yet giving
proper shape a Skirt fo Dress,
The only Skirt Bone that may be
wet without injury.
The Celebrated Feather -
bone Corsets are cords"
with this material.
For Sale by loading Dry Goods Dealers.
Adams'
wE HAVE RECEIVED
GRAND STOCK OF
For Men's, Youths'
HANDSOME DISPLAY
Special value in BOOTS,
very nice. We have also
Patent Twist. Field and
Tea and every line
ADAMS' EMPORIUM,
LONDESBORO
Emporiuni
A Ready Made Clothing
and Children. They are splendid value.
OF MILLINERY
SHOES and RUBBERS. A large line of Tan Shoes,
BARB WIRE, Black Wire, White Wire and Collins
Garden Seeds of best quality. Special value in Sugar,
of Groceries. Produce taken in exchange.
I. ADAMS,
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`aB"•.... " MASSEY-HARRIS Binders, Mowers, Drills
I►ik �t seeders, Curtivatorv, Sonlen ors and
,n: gl , all kinds of Plows
< Full line of Machinery and Plow Repairs
.�r;, s y� BINDER TWINE—Boat brands o4 Twine
; at low prices. A complete line of
�A,., Buggies, Road Carts, Waggons
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OUR MOTTO—First-Class work and best material; prioos consistent with good articles.' Prompt
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