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The Wingham Advance, 1919-04-10, Page 6••• 'GERMAN 'WOMAN' WAtITS TO FIGHT Urges "gindy" to Call Her 'Sisters to Front To Beat the Insolvent En- tente Allies. Under the heading, "A Cortaau Wo - Man% Cry • of ,Distrece," the Berlin Poet of Feb, 20' prints on its firat page a cliteeic eatalliple of the articles being circulated through the GerMan Con- WW1 WAN IMHOF= eervative newepapere for tae purpose cr Melting' tne people to chastese Ma- le/ate ezzoerger, nead of the Ger- Man delegation to. 1110 Armietice ,Com- tniesien, and to reject 'the terms in- Bisted upori by the Alliee. Die Post, Which le the original Krupp organ in Berlin, introduces. the article by not- ing that Re author has several male relatives "under tae laeih of forced la- bor in France," and by clainning in advanee any reader who might chance to- "dare to laugh at the mental tor- ture of this German wolnan." The "Cry a Dietress" is as follows: "I can no loner anent under the shameless demands of the Frenchman. Foch. Aly overflowing heart trembles- and shakes and 11 Must have air if • it is not to out - locate! "Let me make a single appeal to Our highly reepetted awl. mighty Hindenburg to call , upon; the women, the German wornen'a the •German giro to ,go figlit at the front! "Our men have become tired, and eo have our youtte, or their fathers who will not let them go forward. I3ut we women and our daughters will ratber gee') out our last breath than continue to. witness theca shameful deeas, or to bear this yoke, this disgrace, for the rest of our lives. Nobody can larcener under it. We rallet at. leaet save our little cnes. we would have to ba asbained and hide our beads befere tam if we calmly accept whatever such scoun- drels dictate to ue. "What "animal does not fight for lie young, what mother does net fight ter her child? This Fcch wants to sty that we have no h -nor left; we Shall teach hun oomething, about that. Now it is a queetion of either immediate Ina CC or war? Only idiots can be thought capable of Gtanding by with bowel ha nas while everything is being taken away from them. "hie. let him come en with hie army. It all looks alike to him, and It is an extraordinarily heroic deed to fall upon us, a defeneelees PeoPle, with all its frontiers open. Such a diagraeefat deed ie unique in history. ., How can the, ncutra'.6 keep silent in :the face et this? 'alow can Frzber- ger, a single man, agree to ani elgn Gueh dreadful demands that border on lunacy? • "Why do. not our. people revolt? "Our men and .youths have got tired, but 'cur weinen and girls will take their. placcel. 'Rather death than to continue' fe endure this die - grace, this- life of extreme misery. "On our , knees, we beg the highly honored, mighty, Iron *Hindenburg tb call the elerman women and Car- man girls out to do battM with the enemy, so that the enemy may reee that the ;Germans still have honor, that they etill have a will, that they Will not surrender. until they have breathed tbeir lad. And 11 there 10 a, lack of arm& and ammunition, we women will work in the factories day and nighte;so as not to fall behind our daughters who are going forth to the war. "It cries to heaven when the Poles have the aseuranee to occupy our German land in order to rob and murder there, but it is still more revolting when 'Foch demands that We are not to defena oureelves against it. "If our men still remain weary Dow it would have been better for their eleseendarits e never' to have made their acquaintance. sort of institution for the poor in the . "Therefore, let tie once more. en - east of London?" 'treat our great leeder to -eall out the German women and girls to bat- "Yes hundreds," said Mr. Shallop. tie; so that we may. finally enforte "Of \vitae class do you mean - soup eieace. •"We do not have to allow cur - elves to be ,enelaved any longer; we will no longer anemia to seeing our German brotheree in the .enerny's land do hard lahor, with poor foci, with watery rice and dry breal, and ialth such pangs Df hunger that they too softly to be heard.. "I wish you lick out the careeel . toed. e and they would put down on your expense list are not even properly clad. one or two of these institutions. Say "We ean no tenger, .pleep, because ten guineas for the best soup kitchen our great worrY over our Father- and ten guineas each ter the best con - land, oVer .our ainprisoned brothe.e, ducted of•all others -all in the east of Over our youag thialtee,- will not 'al- L011(1612." lew tie to. ,Mr. Shallop took out a dainty mem- . ."From the furtherest depthe of orandum book, more like a lady's play - our tioule we cry: Ratlaer death than thing than a lawyer's notebook- and • tine ensiles& misery!. Here there are jotted a note to that effect. no puttee; here the question !s: You take an interest in the east of Os/eremite the enemy and bring home London?" he asked.. peace." "Eh?" said Jack, rather hesitaeingly. Die Poet opines that Me cry of The lawyer repeated his question. desperation ougbt to ring in the eyes,. said Jack, 'I saw it for the ears of all those Germane who had first time a few weeks ago," and he anything to do with effecting the ar- sie.hed. folititeet .Now, what the deuce does she want mistice, and concludes Ito continent ‘7, "But It alto ought to disturb the down to the east?" queried the lawyer, Coop of the wolves in sheep's cloth- his sharp eyes twinkling in the fire - lug in Europe and America, the light. "Indeed," he added, aloud, "a hYpocritee and baitera, the torturers dreadful place, was never doWn. there and wholezale Murderere. Liseauer's but once, some law btisiness, I remem- Verde againet Eng'e,nd will pa'e be- ber. fact, it was business connect - fore the songs of hatred that future ed with the Pacewell estate," and be poets and dramatists will hurl laughed, softly. against the French. They will so in- i "Yes," said Jack, not Interested, but cite the people that it Will become asking out of mere politeness, "what More terrible, even unarmed. There was RI" Will be no way to oaeape the anger of i "Well, we were looking for a miss - the Gerrilane Who Will fellow us. Ing heir; one would think yeti Would Pretteli have begun the war of cer. not have far to seelc the heir to twen- termination, tho (lantana will end ty thousand a year?" "No," said Jack, suddenly interested. f, b • "That was before my time?" he asked, Truly a Skeptical Judge. meaning the date at which.he had en- teerd Upon his fortune. Complete:burglar's kit Was foural !a "Yes," said Mr. Shallop, "and if we tbe Petetesion 'of a man living in Mel- sticteeded in finding the heir, bourne, ,AUstralia. Whet arraigned in Your time. I ani sorry to say, would eOlirt the man explained that he had I never have come at all." found the plierti In a drawer in "Qh," said Seek, "you mean the lagings, that he had Pickea IV a let died abroad?" . missing brother, the Pacewell, who ot permission ea.Ps in the peak, raid "Yes," said me, shallop. that he used the eleetrie tore't found lit his leasession to read at night. Ile . contrivett to get a glance at the easy And in leaning baek in his chair he Seemed quite tiletoniehed when an un- • face of the young man without his be - believing Magistrate sentenced hie: to ing aware et it. rix Motithe' iMpriseentent. "Yes, it Was a singular thing. Ile disappeared some years before the for- VroVerbs Circulate. tune was left,,and few know the muse. I was among the few. He disappear - Proverbs undoubtedly have a ten- ed for while, then turned up in Lon- dattey to travel, They are carried don. I always thought that if / want - front one land to another by eini" ed him shoeld be able to put MY grante, ttniriete, missionaries, trades- hand upon hint, but it proved that I Jaen end sale Men; but many whieh are , wag weeug, Ile slipped away and eloselt eitaller delibtfees OWe thelr di td let the most prOveking manner in blight tef no Cowmen stotk, but to the Australia.. 1 say Ikintc manner, Oetun2011 exparience Of Mankind. lititsatileg it Only .ti eee eeatiel in *PARTED BY CLOW "Try the capon," said Maude, with 1ntereet. "Well, I wt1I," said Jack, and Mr. Porter cut a wing, "Dare I ask your advice?" said Mr. Shallot; with a smile, but a respect- ful one. "011, Yee," said Lady Maud, grac- iously. "I should say the currie; lawyers like cases well -seasoned, you know." •Mr, Shallop laughed and went in for the currie. Jaek, feeling conversational, now turned to Lady Maud, "What are you drinking, Maud, dry or sweet?" "Dry," said Lady Maud. "Then try sweet," said Jack, with a laugh. "I heard a good riddle the other day—" "Then don't tell me," interrupted her ladyship. "I abhor riddles, con- undrums and Charades," "Never mind Maud, jack dear; tell me," said Lady Pacewell. "Well, I don't know," said Jack, "Perhaps when Maud is out of the aea "'het SO," Mid Jack, trYing to keep*. up the indifference, "May 1 ask the young 1ealy"13 .age?" aeleed Mr. Shallop. "Yon may it yen like, but I gttees if she'll tell yoU; I can't," and Jack leughed. Mr. Shallop, throW off his guard and enjoying his jeke, was incautious to run on with; 'And has she a diving -bell voice with, broWn bearish capabiltties?' but Stopped suddenly as Jagit'e lace dark- ened and his eyes assuraed that cold, haughty expression which the Pacewell lawyer knew so Well, "That you can discover for youreelf," he replied, gravely, "'rhe tether and the daughter are acting oa the same nights. „ Yea have the name of the theatre, and the tiooner you can con- veniently give the matter yaw intone tion the greater will be my gratitude." Mr. 'Shallop bowed respectfully,- and Jack, who was forgiving, passed the bottle and said: "A glass of wine to the undertak- ing." "Right willingly," said Mr, Shal- lop. And With mutual good will again they drained the glasses. "And now," said Jack, "having nearly' poked •the fire out and bored 7eou to death, I think I'll propose the drawing -roan. My aunt will be hankering after 'the cup that cheers and does not inebriate," CHAPTER VI. Lady Maud had a deliciously easy lounge beside her own in front of the great fire, and her,delicately tinted ailk swept it at the edge. She drew It aside and made room for him with a Mile of welcome. 'and be seated,"she. said. "Aunt and are browning grad- ually."„ "All right,” he said, sinking into the tieat of down and velvet an dholding his strong, white hand out to the Wage. "Aunt is now going to get cooked in another way; Mr. Shallop hag got her, you see." "And there will be nothing but share lists and 'Change talk, advanced rentals and income tax for the rest of the evening," said Lady Maud, glaanc- ing languidly at the table where Lady Pacewell and the amusing lawyer were iteated. "Never mind, we will have e. game kganamon," eald Jack. non-stop LonelonAceParis air service. "No," said Lady Maud, "I want Twelve cordrortable, chairs would be hae'you . lin, each of the two passenger cars, to enjoy your evening, not to be bored which were fitted with windows or Ao death. I know you hate backgam- prertholp...e, so that the passengers mon, and, between me and Fido here, should nove a view outwards during I hate it, too." Jack laughed. the flight. There, would be room in VAII right," he said, in his lazy way.. the ,,cars for light refreshments to be "Give me. a cup of tea then, and we serveel en route. 'Betides the pueengers and attend - will Play the idle apprentices." ..Lady Maud gave him a strong cup ants „there would be a space in the of tea in a delicate toy cup, and held rear oi't each car for 250 lies. of express the piece of sugar suepended in the parcels. A compartment was set aside tongs over it. for the ',..navigation of the machine, . "Oh, never mind the sugar," said and the %navigating officer would also Jack, with indolent gallantry. "It will act as wilrelesa operator. The engines be quite sweet enough if -you pour it were installed in a central nacelle, out," where ,ehe Mechanic could attend to • Lady Maud laughed, and after plat- them and. effact any temporary repairs hig the cups at her aunt's and Mr. while in the air. They were three in Shallop's elbows, sat down again. • number, meg, of 600 holse-power and "Jack, you are improving, I ant sure each driving la spparate propeller. of it. That was not a bad compliment. Another machine was sbecially de - Rather, a knockdown, rough-and-ready signed as a email high-speed mail car - kind, but still not bad for you." at Three choke bulls 13 to 16 months ,DEAVER HILL ABERDEEN ANKlb Old, fit to head any herd, prices right, to make room. .A.100 A few females. ALEX. MoKTNNEY, R.R. 1, grin, Ont. the other it was an excellent and most wise thing, for I need not eay the fortune is better applied in its Present Owner's hands." And• he inclined his head respect- fully to Jack, who quietly poked thq fire, "I don't know that," he said. "But why ehould he have been in hiding? What had he done?" "Well, I never could. find out quite," eaid Mr. Shallop. "The Pacewells were always a close family. I fancy that he was given to drinking and made a mesalliance, fell out of their circle and into disrepute; and it I am right in my conjectures, it needed nothing more to keep him out of the way. The Pacewelle were as sensitive as they were proud, and, if any man did not 'mind hie disgracing himself individually, he would change his name that he might not disgrace, his family. "I see," said Jack. "I almost wish he was alive and had the money. But see te those inetitutions, you, please? And if you cen find one for used -up actors and actresses -yea can •way.' make, it twenty guineas, . "I'll stop up my ears," said Lady Mt. Shallop's eyes opened a little, Maud, and she covered her thin, shell- but ' he took out his notebook and like appendages with her white hands made an additional bequest. sition. he asked, •quistly. "You are interested in theatrica,le?" that looked to advantage in the po- "Come," said Jack, "that's oblig- "Yes, I am," said Jack, with just hag," and, being in a good humor, he the slightest flush, "and now you pretended to pull them away, at which, mention it I don't think I can do when his hands touched hers, Lady better than ask your advice upon a Maud, with a little push and a twitch matter I have in hand. That sounds of the month, let them. fall and sat quite commercial, doesn't it?" and he patiently. e• laughed, but with a certain shyness. , "When," said Jack, is champagne "And yet," said Mr. Shelley, echoing like corn?" ,. the laugh, "I hope it' is got coremere, "When it's wheat," ,said Mr. Shal- lop, cial, for, with all due deference, you at once. "That's very easy." do not manage your money affairs "And very silly," said Lady Maud, with very great succees." with gracious queenliness. "That "No? Well, set your mind at rest, it 'came from Mr. Fopton, I suppose; it is not a speculation on 'Change. I has „an odor ,of his absurdity about it." don't want you to buy me shares in "No," said Jack, looking modest. "I the Great Wheat Bang tin mine, but Invented it. Don't look shocked, to give me your advice and assistanee Maud, I have caught you in your own as a man of the world." , ee net. And now I will have a glass of Mr. Shallop no'd'ded. the same Moet, if you please, and you, Jack poked the fire again and dear lady, shall pour it out," cleared his throat. . Lady Maud was in good humor, and ,L,Mr. Shallop," he said a "I am very when Mr. Porter, with immense grav- much interested in an individual, a ity, approached with the bottle, she gentleman, Who is, I believe,. placed in trying circumstances by -ill -luck and took it in her dainty hands and, pro- testing that she should let it fall, filled those accidents which win befall the best and worst regulated human lives. Jack's glass. Through the several courses and to That Was •neatly turned, I think. the termination of the repast, the light Thank Heave,n, if anything happens I talk ran trippingly, harmonized occas- can earn my living in the compilation ionally by a hearty laugh from Jack, of polite letter -writers." and a smootta even -bred smile from Mr. Shallop laughed. Lady Maud, and then, after just sip- "Yes," he said, "a gentleman very ping her glass of old port, Lady Pace- down in the world." well arose, saying, as Jack held the "Well, not very," said Jack, though, door open for them: fully. 'There are many far lower. To "Doit't let Mr. Shallop inveigle you cut the Matter short, he is an actor, Into a business chat, my dear Jack, we an actor of an east end theatre—" ellen uot have the tea in until you Mr. Shallop got out his notebook; SOMC." but Jack put out his hand with an "All right," said Jack, and returned ej<clamation of impatience. to his place. .. 'Confound it, man, not that way," . Mr. Porter, with condeseending am- he said. "I don't want you to take lability, put two easy -chairs before the instructions as if you were going to fire for the gentlemen, placed a bottle lay out five hundred pounds or draw of the special P.acewell port between up a lease. I want your advice as a, them, and withdrew. Man of the world." ' Jack strolled to the window ere he Mr. Shallop put up his notebook, not took his seat. • at all offended, and rubbed his hands. "Snowing," he said. "Well;", said Jack, '"he's an actor at .. "Heaven help the poor," murmured an east end theatrealie may be a good Jack, with a touch of sadness. actor or he may not. I am not a critic "Yes, just so," said Mr. Shallop, and can't say. He interests me, and carelessly. "Ae great deal of distress his voice is as deep as a diving -bell about lately," and he sipped his wine and sonorous as a brown bear's." . and looked at the fire as if the liquor air. Shallop laughed. . . , • and the warmth gained additional rel- "Great recominendation in a trage- ish from that reflection. dian," he, said. "Too much," said Jack, "by half. By "Just so," said Jack. "Well, then, the way" he said, "is there not some he has a. gentlemanly manner, eild: seems 8, good-hearted, well-conducted, ANIOBUR E FaceWa4BadWOistigurtecil Mor.lem.••••••••toome. 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When it comes to feet eivilizol Titan /halo a thing or twoto learn from the dog eating Igorrote or the pigeon toed Amer - time Iadlan, saYii Prof. L. j. Richardson, .1n a bulletin entitled "The Soldier 90 'Foot," and Issued by the Univereity of California. THE AIR E2:PRES. In a tecture before, the Royal 2aero- nautical Society, Lonition, Mr. Claude Graharae-,White fiend. that before long it should be possible to e,stablish a net- work of express air mails, and to ar- range returni day „services between cities so far distant as London and Glasgow. We Should soon have speeds, he said, or 200`,. 50.' and perhaps even 300 miles an home. Becoming a patron or the long abused ;pigeon toed man Profeseer Richardaon laaye that the, normal gait of man as ex•- emplified by theylAnieriCan Indian who walks' with hie -feet eet wallet or even with •the toes turned slightly Inward. In this way all the toes ,:fttnction and the lifting andItopening power of the foot olt- iis at 4 Ma' xnuM, he ear,. While de oring the army regulations. (reeuiring a soldier to stand with his toes turned out at an angle ef about 45 det, ,grees, because of the tendency to cause 'evereion. of thetfeot and weakness of the ,Pesterior anch. *Proreseor Richardson is Sufficiently optimistie oar civilized man to conclude that in spite ot the inherited .and acquired bad habits he can reform iand "learn to witile'with. fair mune. Walking in tight's oOS generation after generation is the ctse of nearly all the foot trOubles of cimilized man the -pro- fessor saye, Tins) condition he says. has left but a singtb strong toe on either foot, the others 116ng in some measures atrophied. / Frequent wash' g, trimming the toe nails and an a 'dance of change from 4high to low heeIF d shoes are suggested as la means of obsilating much foot trouble,. --.4 1 Is Evil of Sibstilution Exposed. Mr. Grahaufe-White prophesied that tha whole of the high-speed transport of the worll would be transferred gradually friom land and sea to air. The lecturer,showed slides of the four types af maphine which would be in 'common use for commercial and pleas- ure, purposes. The first was a large passenger. carrying triptane, for' 24 passengers, land a crew etive. It was hoped that I4this type would be flying, Soon on. tlie of him and his on and also some still photographs, 1 saluted an4 said Igood-by.' Ile answered lood.b),.! While walking away'1 glanced around, He was still looking after roe and talk- ing to his sem." A dee lea substitutes because he makes 'more profit on an inferior article. A local citizen was induted to take a, substitute for Putnam's Corn Extractor; with the result that the substitute burnt his toes"and fail- ed to mere. Putnam's contains no acid and is guaranteed. Always get IPutnaM'er ,Extractor, 25c, at all deal- ,ers. THETPERFECT SPELLER. 'Test Hiralby Having Him Write ThisOumhae From Dictation. respectable man. Now, Mr. Shallop, I' want to do something for him," "Yes?" said Mr. Shallop. kitchens, night refuges, hospitals for "And it must be, done sub rose, no sick children?» charity will do; he would scent it out, Jack nodded., and very likely give me a sound hid - "Shallop," he said, suddenly, "you Mg." know mere about my money affairs "I don't think it shall be in, the than I know myself." ("I am afraid I shape of charity then," said Mr. Shal- do " murmured Mr. ShalloP, softly, lop, shrugging his shoulders.. Jack laughed. "He is very proud, and it will have to be done on the quiet and while he Is hoodwinked." "Have you thought of any channel through which the benefit might reach him?" asked Mr. Shallop. 7"Yes," said Jack, "we must get him an engagement at one of tha principal theatres." Mr. Shallop whistled. "When!" he said; easier said than done. Engagements at the West -end don't go begging.' "No;" said Jack "I suppose not, but by hook or by crook we must manage It. You know all the fashionable managers and those sort of people, and must get the thing done for Me. You said once very prettily that money could buy anything. Duy me an engagement for my friend, and I won't look twice ke the price. You under- stand?" "Hem!" he said. "Well, I mirth) n'othing until I have seen this gentle- man -on tile boards I mean. May I ask his name?" "His name," said Tack, "is ;Monta. gue-Horatius alontagee-and he plays at the Royal Sigriet." Mr, Shallop drew out his pocketbook. "You must let me jot that down," he said, laughingly, "or 'I 'shall have forgotten it befere I reach the office to.. morrow morning.' "Jot away," said Jack. "Iloratius Montague, Royal Signet Theatre. Private -address?" asked Mr, Shallop. 'I don't knoiv," said Jack, drYIY. Mr. Shallop opened his eves. "Well," he said, "I must make the best use of this, I suppose." "You will go and see him?" asked Jack, "and tell me if you think you can manage to help me?" "I will," said Mr. Shallop. There was a moinent'e silence spent by the lawyer in wondering hew Mr. Moraine' Montague had managed to catch his wealthy client's interest, Who,. suddenly Jack poked the fire and said, in a tone of the moat, sublinie indifference: "Dy the way, 1 should tell you that there' is a daughter--" "Ah," thought the. lawyer, "neer I eart understand it This is the. rais- ing Wee that makes. the puzzle plain. A daughter?". he said, "for Whom 1 products, which 'unions already Who. Must get n emsnt also?" logiCal 4011:dit101111 of the vital Organs. eonses "Thanks," said Jack. "Kind to qual- ify, it; you might make me vain." just so lightly, laid her hand upon his arm. It was a feather's weight of a carese, but ceresees from such an exquisitely beautiful woman as Lady Maud -and at that particular after-dinner hour when the senses are .already lulled to a sweet, balmy comfort are dangerous things. - , If you do not want to be cut don't play With edged tools. Jack either forgot or was Ignorant of the admonition, for with hie low, musical laugh, he laid his hand upon the one that had tapped hira 'and look- ed at it. 1.1 was a shapely hand; It was white hand; its fingers glietened with ' rubiee' and diamonde; it was a hand once bateght should be always kept, for the reeking at constantly, for the kissbag occasionally. Jack held it and looked up. The fire -glow was upon LadY Maud's face, ancl for the first time In his life, per- • haps, he realized how beautiful a one it woe; so perfect and oval, so deli- eately complexioned. such Cupid - bowed lip's, se ripe and so full; a tone of high breeding in the drOop of the cilin;' and juet new, at that mo- ment such a melting, fire -giving light in the dark, deep eyes. . • 'Oh, it was a face to set a' man's blood stirring by the mere glance thereof, but such a face looking Warn, - with "Such a light in each eyes, upofl. a man avhose hands imprisoned the face' e hand -well, it was awfully and fearfully delicious! Jack, lulled by the heat, made eoft- ly anelable by the good old port, felt all its faecination, and met the deep eyes with a •glance of wondering ad- miring that turned the light in full force to a crimson blush. Then he Seemed to realize his position, and, with a evaidennees that was startling, said: "I shall indeed he roasted. Aunt might one have a cigar in the conser- vatory yonder evithont meriting death?" 'Vain boY," she said, and lighlY, ries for the taartsport of not more than 100 lbg. cef express mails. It Minard's Liniment Curtes Burns, Etc. CUPID'S QUEER PRANK. A Wedcling plunder That Fur. nished a OUTiAltil Climax. ISSUE NO i, iei tommagozommotmomoongoomot WANT PIN ANT DAEIdtjet. 000P. eago stock, seasoned, A. rose Chas. etierloh, Cat, • iL WANTIED,--MAlog 4,0,00.00.••000,00......0.0.00.00•00.0,0,00000.0.00000,0*,..0 VJANTED-efiAWYER FOlt CIRCI1LR • mill. Apply to Reid Brea., 419the well, One t r 'WANTED, INIMBDIATELY, SZCOND • miller, fair hundred barrel mtit, State experience and when yen ean °ernes InterprovIrielal Flour mine, Iionfrewo Ont. The other evening we were talking to Mr, Braneby Williams, the delight- ful impeMonator of Dickene' charac- ters, erfd he told us this etory: The scene was a London parish, and the period recent. The vicar was eit- ting in hie etudy one morning when in buret the verger in a great state of excitement. —" (mentioning the curat6's name) "wants you at once, sir," he exclaimed, "Ile has married two cou- ples and marriej the two men to' the wrong women, and he does not know what to do!" "Have they eigned the register?" in- ouired the clergyman. "No," was the verger's response. "Then they can be married again," said the vicar. "Tell Mr. — $ will be at the church in a minute or two to perform the ceremony." In diie course the incumbent made hie way to 'the church and found the Parties gathered at the entrance, Before he could say anything one of the bridegrooms approached and said./ "We have been talking it over, sir, and we have made up our mitt& to remain as we and they did rice -Pearson% Week-. ly. Onerioccasionally comes across a eu- perior epereon who tells you he can eaellY tiPell any word ever printed in a dictionary. 11 ever you .meet this type oi: man Not ask somebody to dictate the /elbowing jumble to him iand ear, hoer many faistakee he will imalte: 7Antincs1s, a dieappointed, desiccat- ed. ,phyollaist, was pelting potatoes in an embatrassing and haraceing way. Hid ideolyncrasy'and privilege was to eat ro;ayfonnaise and mussele while atatiryg at the Pleiades and seizing people's tricycles and velocipedee. He Was :1,u erring teetotaler and had been on a picayune jamboree. He rOde a paLfr ay skallion and carried a salable papicir mocha bouquet of asters, phlox, chryeanthernums, rhododen- drons„fu!eheiae and nasturtiums. valoawcere-a sibyl's resplendent tur- quoisettaa aphernalia, an ormolu yash- mak skid, astrakhan chaparejos. He drank tcrerstallizable and disagreeable curacao juletie through a sieve. He stole sons moneys and hid them un- der a peddler's mahogany bedsted and mattrees$ "Ulm fa fiend in an ecstasy of gay- ety I euAhed after him into the mail - BABY'S HEALTH IN THE SPRING RISCELLAN EOM,: • FERTILIZER , Complete Fertilizer. Gardens, Lawns, Flowers, Write George Stevens, Peter', borough, Ont. S EEO CORN -FINEST G14.DIF- White Cap, (enmity guaraitteerh q•10 Per bushel, f.o.b. here (witts free).* uY from a farmer and save the WO le- man'a profit. Write S. J. McLenen, 11.11. No. 4, South woodelee, Ont. TIOMINION EXPRESS MONET 91t- - dere are on sale in five theuSand Of, flcea throughout Canada. ELID CORN AND OATS. PRIZE winning seed corn and oats. George R. West & Sons. R. R. 3, Northweed. Ont, L The Spring is a time of anxiety to mothers who have little ones in the home, Conditions make it necessary to keep the baby indoors. He is often confined to overheated badly ventilat- ed rooms and catches colds which rack -his whole system. To guard against .this a box of Baby's Own Tablets should be kept in the house and an occasional dose given the baby to keep his stomach and bowels working regularly. This will prevent colds; constipation or colic and keep baby well. The Tablets are sold by medi- cine dealers of by mail at 25 cents a box from the Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont. ammicsommiumma imaramerscooramaimimaiummeimmarmil POLICE YtatiiR SVABLE• WI.TH • ; SPOHN'S DISTEMPER COMPOUND ), c, iSPOHN'S stands alone, to:.(1(ay asl the guardian of your stable • O' iseases among horses and rrndes makes it indispensable to LDS in any form. Its .effiectiveness in; preventing these 0 4,4 t. le horeeman, farmer, ranclunatt or plantation owner. SPOHN MEDICAL CO.,1 Goshen, find. U. 8, A. 4-R C / .....00,...... .0.00.0. " • vneuld have a speed of 170 miles an from, ore melee,rand held him as in a vise. I (could n .; feaze him, however, and he. adresae 'me, with autocracy, in the followeng; imbecile worde, which coundjed ilike a epliloquy or a enters; eine./ paAan on an oboe: 'You are a %ratable lunamoth, a salaaming vizier,' an a eqhinotial coryphee and an isosceleWaguerreotype."- ..ew York nail. s— • against infectious and conrsgious disease. Whether in racing, sna,ble, on farm or plantgion, SPOHN'S polices against z DiTSTEMPER, PINIC EYE; •114FLTIENZA, COUGHS and hour, and could thrls cover the s- tance between London and Pa.ris in ane hour and a. half. It would be able to% operate in the most adverse weather conditions, and its load represented 3,200 letters of haifrounce each. The -third type' was a five -seated touring machine, which could be either privately oevned or hired for business or pleasure services. It had, two 270 Rolls-Royce engines, and at first the cost of sueb..a machine would be E 5,000 or 0,000, but afterwards this figure would be much reduced. At present the oost of Suet per mile would be about and pilot's wages, garaging, landing - fees, .etc., would bring the cost of running this type up to as. a mile. On this bails it trip to Paris watid cost E30, and. as the machine would be carrying four pas- sengers this would work (Weal £7 100. per head. Speaking of the influence of bad weather on commercial air service,s, the lecturer said that when the wind eatained the violence of a. full gale the aerial seryice might be interrupted, but then go were tho cross -Channel steamer services. Fog was the real weather enemy, but the, pilot could rise above.the fog belt, and by aid of kite ,balloons and directional ev•ireless. it would be possible to drop with act - curacy on any given course,, 4.• Mlnard's Liniment Cures Dandruff. Origin of One Proverb. And, receiving Lady Powell's gra- cious permission, strolled _into the cen- servatory and cooled himself and .his senses with a cigar. (To be continued.) • ......•••••.••••••••••••41.......••••—•••-•••••••• Memories. (By Sapper W. H. Pitcher, froln the I plucked the ebtes front her cheeks And planted them in May, I culled the pansies from her eyes And hid the blooms away. A.nri noW she wenders Why I loVe 'The neauth that gave them birth, And gaeter diadems for her When May is on. the earth. I took the profile of her face And bound it in a luxole And ht that volume I enibalmed, The beauty' of each look. And every smile 43.11d vory frown. I eonsecrate, for then I take the perfunie of her breath , Tet fill the flowing pen. ' 1 told My story to a flower - That theltered in a dell, It nestled by a laughing stream Whose tankling 'waters fell, And 43very May it comes again, Just in the self -same place, And Opens a,s it liatens to The story a her face. • English Review.) -4/ •6•10 It kays to Kee p Cheerful. 'rho, good psychological effeetts 01 eheerfultiess and cenfidenee at e8. scribed to the feet that eregational con- ditions, Ouch aa fear, leorry, eta., e1r. cite internal bodily reactions arid accelerate the secretion of hatinfel ,M(inard's Liniment RelleVes Neuralgia 4e TOOK pxo'ro OF CZAR. Movie Operator Got "Close -Up" Views cif Former Ruler. pt, RED TO SHOW LAYING PARRED " Rocks. Tobacco and careen Plants. Write for Catalogue Cho.s. lisrnaro. Leamington, Ont. Loan on First Niprtgage $3,000 IrceOltt 5 6'4YEARS,I Valor: Wan, Sold IL,roenigh0tagoeussannd cash in 1914, and at fifteen dollars per acre in 1917. Money wanted for breaking the land. C. R. Clapp & Company, 53 Ade- laide street east, Toronto. FARMSFOR 'SALE. 29,3 ACRE FARM -NEW ONTARIO-- fences, spring water; we lived nine years eel; yields excellent crops; buildings, thereon, T6iia Rainy River district; forty clear - EN DOLLARS PER ACRE 4- EASY street, ermeond.Joon,Ont.imlcKenzie, 270 William tree ion ACRES -ON -YONGE STREET - k." adjoining Newmarket; residence half -mile from Main street; P.O., schools. churches, meteopeatan and G. T. R. stations; modern conveniences; electric' lights; complete home water eystem from artesian well; artificial fish pond; arm, stock and implements included., with immediate podsession if desirable: price moderate; terms easy. G. A. Brodie, Newmarket. LI ARMS AND RANCHES FOR SALE, In Alberta. Write for our NeW Cata- logue. J. C. Leslie & Co., 301 Beveridge Block, Calgare, Alta. What Saved the Home. In the American Magazine a man who has had twenty-five years' matri- monial experience says that he and his wife were growing farther apart and constantly quarreling. The family would. have been wrecked had it•not been fOr two things, which he de- scribes as follows: "First was the baby -a healthy, charming child -to whom we were in- tensely devoted. For months the baby was -about the only subject we could agree upon. The other safeguard was our sense of humor. I have since thought that ,no two persons should ntarry unless one oz the other has a sense' of humor. With us the sense of humor usually came to the rescue at the most trying times. One or the oth- er of us would be struck with the lu- dicrous feature of our quarrel and laugh, and pretty soon we made up." e• Minard's Liniment for sale everywhere • t. A Mannish Lady. An eccentric lady who was a sauce of great amusement to the then Peace Int"Denald Thompson in Russian," 'the 4enovie bhotOgrapher tells how he succeeded in getting a picture of the czar 'after the revolution had begun, He went out to Tzarskoye Selo, the pelace near Petrograd where the royal One obtains historical gliimpses in proberbs. The' familiar "robbing Peter to pay Paul' is said tcederive its origin ifilem the fact that in the reign of EidWard VI the lands of St. Peter at Westminster -were appropriated to raise money for the repair of St. • tpnily were eonfined, and from a di.s- 'lance saw the czar and his son walk- ing in the yard. "The servants must ?lave told him, Writes Mr. Thompson, 'for the czar sdnt word to me to come saying that he would allow me to make a picture' as cloee as I wielled. I told hint that I had met him before in 1915; and had made pictures' cif him then at the front and at Lemberg. Ile remembered arid immediately spoke of Meuse, the . English photographer. While I was making pictures and the camera was being re -loaded sOhat I could put in some new film,. several of the soldiers •came tip close, while the -czar was watching how the camera was loaded. They were smoking. One of them elbowed the czar away and at the same time blew smelte directly in his face. Bat the czar didn't show that he was annoyed by this. After -I had 'made some motion picture filme Assessisiamas Parker's Will Do Ito,— By cleaning or dyelng-re More an articles to their former appearance and return them to you, good as new. Send anything from hotise hold draperies down to the finest of delicate fabrics. We pay poatage et eXpresb tharges one way. WHEN YOU THINK OF CLEANING OR DYEING THINK OF PARKER'S Olte btioklet on battlefield suggestions that VIVO yen Maley Will be tent free cit charge. Write to -day to PARKER'S11 WORKS, L!MI CLEANERS AND DYERS 79i Yong. Stroot rn ▪ Toronto of Wales in thcee earlier years was 1011 ACRES CHOICE LOAM - BRICK e' house; basement barn, cement floors; Beatty stanchions; etto; good out- buildings; spring water; twenty acres oak timber; near Mount Brydges: $8,500:' terms to suit. Archie P. Toles, R, R. No. 1. Mount Brydges. $25 0(1 -HUNDRED ACRES-TWEN- u ty bush; slightly rolling clay loam; building needing repairs; electric road, fenced, through property; good snap; west half seventeen, concession three,Caister; Canfield station eight nines, Hamilton twenty; no trading. W. Austin, Confeedration Life Building, Toronto. Lady Sophia Macnamara who le dee- cribed in "Ort the Track of the Great": She was the most independent wo- man' I have ever met -robust and breezy, wont to wear a hat of the kind we christened the "hard boiled egg" - an uncompromising looking plain straw hat, such as men wear, without any decoration whatsoever. Of an evening she used to sit next the heir to the British throne, listening to the music, wearing her "hard boiled egg" and emoking a big cigar. and when that was finished ole would light and smoke' a second. One cbuldn't help admiring a woman who was so ab- solutely indifferent to conventional- ism. almn••••••••••••3.1.01.•••••••••••••••=1.7.•••MmeDIMMOOMINPV.......01••••••••V was cured of Amite Bronchitis b MINARD'S LINIMENT. Bay of Islands. J. M. CAMPBELL. I was cured of Facial Neuralgia b MINARD'S LINIMENT, Springhill, N. S. WM. DANIELS. was cured of Chronic Rheumatisi by MINARD'S LINIMENT. Albert Co., N. 13. GEO. TINGLEY. ODD FACTS ON COLD. Curious Results of Excessive Lo Temperature. Cold presents many odd facts. I the first place, water made by mel ing snow is very unwholesome an causes painful inflannnation of t throat, palate and tongue. Intense cold causes a dulling of t senses,tage and smell becoming almost nil. The leek of these two senses seems, however, to be a very kind and wise provision of riature to en- able the traveller in the cold Arctic regions to eat all kinds Of oily, dis- agreeable foods like blubber and fat, which are necessary as heat produc. ere, The effect of cold on the eyes is very dangerous. It causes them first . gradually to elose and then to freeze tight. Beards do not freeze except Where the Moisture frail the breath is con- verted into siloW, but the color glands are rendered somewhat torpid by the cold, and dark beards gradually be- come lighter, Until after a while they sclera entirely changed in color, Another turious fact about the cold Of the Arctic Malone is that when a person stops walking or 'working, in any way whereby the feet get exercise, taw sole ot the foot loses an sense of feeling, In all eXtremely cold lends, the mois tore exhaled from the body condenses into small, hard erystalc which make quite a bit of noise as tins walks about, FOR SALE. rEMENT TILE PLANT. UP TO DATE Tile plant. Five acres of gravel 9 feet deep. Pour dry kilns and all ma- chinery: Value now $16,000, itellt take half price on account of health. This Is a double money linker. Also see our lists of farms and village properties. Ap- ply to John McCormick, Real Estate, No. 3, Scotland. Ont, SHORTHORNS Bulls and females, all ages. Best of type and quality. Herd bull, Tho Duke, dam 13,599 pounds of milk. For sale at farmers' prices, Bell phone. Thomas Graham, R.R. No. 3, Port Perry, Ont. BUSINESS CHANCES ......................---.---e--....a...............-...e------..... c Olr SALE -PUMP SHOP, TOOLS AND ' " stock; excellent locality; trade good; ill -health cause of selling. Apply or call on H. II. Barnes, Cookstown, Ontario. PROPERTIES FOR SALE. Ise.WWw......^..'".......WWW'we....0..WWW,. peRICK STORE, WITH FIXTURES, IN .1-0 Conestoga, Waterloo County; 9,000 square feet, on two floors; good light basement; geenral business carried on over sixty years by same family; reason for selling berea.vement. E. Bowman, 10 Ernest avenue, Toronto. Fountain Pens Old. If 'fountain pens have not attained perfection in the present day it is not because their youth warrants their in- discretions, for, according to a writer In the Pall Mall Gazette (London), this form ef combined ink reservoir and pen has been in use for over 300 years. E. S. Bates in his "Touring in 1600" shows, he says, that travellers wrote with them at that time. In the fol- lowing century they appear to ,have , been in common use, a dictionary pub- lish'ed in 1754 defining "fountain pea" as "ti pen made of silver, brass, etc., , eontrived to contain _a. considerable quantity of ink and let it flow out by degrees. To use the pen the cover , must be taken off and the pen a, little shaken to make the ink run more free- ly." British patents were obtained for fountain pens in 1809, one being granted to Joseph Brannah of Rock fame and another to F. H. Foelsch • for a stylogmphic as well as a Min- tain a pen. , , n .... d e . Dragging Backache • . Qmckly Relieved Permanently Gated _ __. Painful back trouble indicates t110 eased kidneys. Don't neglect the first symptans, ,When you can't stoop Or bend With- out auffering pain - When you notice urinary disorder, diezy spells and cohstata headaches. -- When your back aches, moreing, noon and night, when langour and restlessness oppress you - Then will the telling merit Of Dr. Hamilton's Pills make you feel better in one day. Dr. Hamilton's Pills exert a Woe- derful influenee on the diseased tis- sues ot,the kidneys. They heal and soothe, give vitality and tone, put new life into the kideeys, and thus prevent a retain of the trouble. Kidney sufferer, . health awaits yott and happy cure is right at hand In Dr. Hamiltdn's Pills. Note *are. fully the above . shoptoms, if MO fit your ease, don't delay, but go at once to your dealer and procure the unfailing Dr. Hamilton's Pills of Mandrake and 13utthrnot, 'PM In yellow boxes, 26e each. _ ,