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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Huron News-Record, 1894-04-18, Page 2"Irr"."rvetilr"...lierirfr,ag 701, W.. .4t IPL14 :: PORT r"p,�, wtatMt1 WA44At'iR' COOn. c Itfi llf Saved Her Life. Texas, savre. 0, ed the life of her child by the nae of 1.yer'a Cherry Pectoral. "One of my children had Croup. The ease was attended by our physician, and was supposed to be leen under control. One night I was startled by the child's hard breathtn_g, and on going to it found it stran- glin bt had nearly ceased to breathe. a Reading that the child's alarming condition had become possible la spite of the medicines given, I reasoned that such remedies would e of no avail. Having part of a bottle of tthheechild three Pectoralst short intervals and anxlousiywaited results. From the moment the Pectoral was given, the child's breathing grew easier, qquietly'andabreathing to -ay, T110 hesittate tls osaythat well Cherry do Pec- toral saved her life." AVER'S Cherry Pectoral Prepared by Dr. J. 0. Aycr &C0., Lowell, 3Les. LP rotn pt to act, sure to cure The Huron News-Recora t e. 81.60 a Yeet--11.26 In Advance. WEDNESDAY, APRIL 18th, 1894. The Editor's Table. There's a little box of pills, There's a heap of lengthy bills, There's a caustic letter from a country reader, There's another for a stall, There's another for a ball, There's a circular about a patent feed- er, There's a lot of cigarettes, There are letters of regrets, There's a proof of highly colored litho- graphing, There'S a solitary ace, There's a photo of het' face, There are articles to start the angles laughing, There's a pretty chiming clock, There's some western mining; stock, There are stacks of verse in every. sort of metre, There's a cotton office hat, There's a badly ragged mat, There's a pipe bowl than which noth- ing could be sweeter, There's a ticket for the Zoo, There's a map of Timbuctoo, There's a guide to Palestine and one to Russia, There's the latest opera score,' There's a lump of iron ore, There's a relic of • a Rugby football rusher, There are pots of ink and glue, There are letters old and new, There are piles of old exchanges and a taper, There's a narrow pair of shears, There's a glass of that which cheers, There's a double -backed and pointed paper scraper, There's a partly smoked cigar, There's an ornamental jar, There's the circulation swearer's week- ly fa, Oh, the sight will tickle you If you ever catch a view Of the editor while writing at his table. "Say, father?" Felix Porter looked up from his read- ing."Well, my boy ?" "Hue you any objection—er, do you think it best—I mean, ahem—I should say----" "Say it." "Is it your opinion, or, rather, do you believe that young people—of course, you understand me --.' -- "No, I don't. What are you trying to get at? Don't mouth your words ; dun't etarnmer --ape tk out, sir 1" "Well--- ' Here he paused to rein- force his courage, but he waited so long that bis father groaned impatiently and resumed his reading. "Say, father," went on the son,"what, ale, what "Confound it 1 what?" Feter rd to the edgelix of hisrch jumped andgloreyed at the youth. "1'm thinking of getting married." Tile frown died out of the old gentle• man's face and he fell backward, limp and astounded, "You see, l'm in love," continued his son. "You ht to I'm ashamed of you, sir. betWho is she ?" "You don't know her." "I suppose not. But that doesn't an- swer my question. I have a right to know her now. Who is she?" "Margaret. I call •her Margy, you know ; Margy, for short. , Dou't you think it is a sweet Attune ?" • '‘Margy 1" thundered the old gentle - mans Margy what—Brown, Jones or Robinson—Margy who?" •'Kent—Margy Kent." "What does she do?" "Acts," "What? The fool 1" "Oh, no; on the stage. She electrifies vast audiences, holding them spellbound with her renditions of Juliet, Desde- mona and other classical parts. Father, you jnat ought to see her 1 I know you'd ike Margy—she's so winning." "Ralph, are you crazy ? What pos• esses you? Have I brought you up to as sociate with this class of people? ave I done anything to encourage this noral retrogression ? Am I--" "What I wish to know is--" "Silence, sir. Am I, in these the de - lining years of my life, destined to see iy only son marry an actress—a mere reature of the corps de ballet?" "Will you---" "No, 1 will not. Never shall you arry this woman of Lire stage with niy ousel* if you marry her without it, m very cept of y fortune goes tothe orae for Incurables 1" Won't you let—" "I tell you, no. Our family is respee- ble. Our good name has never been flied: The escutcheon of our honor is •ight as a silver dollar, and our in- egrrty Inas always been at par. I will ver allow you to disgrace the name of coctor•" "For the last time ---as "First, last and for�•ver understand e. 'I would rather see yon the meanest 'er-do-well in all this great city than e husband of an actress. Actress ! uncle 1 how the word affects me. I ve no--" The door slammed, and Felix Porter left alone, 'Well, well," said he, taking breath; o this is the outcome of his theatre ing, eh? I thought he was developing reat passion for clasbical drums—and s is the upshot of it. How shall Isto s retrogression?" p Resuming his chair,lie took on`an atti- c of.reflection. 'First," he mused,, "it is undoubtedly lat:k of a home and horne comforts t has thrown Ralph upon the mad tropolis for his amusements. He has t many people, among them an act- s,and he rs indiscreet enough to faucy self in love. pecond, the chances are e can now have -the luxuries and en - melds of a home he Will forget these plc and regain his hereditary com- p sense- It follows, therefore, that I at get married and furnish him a e. I'll do it 1" elix Porter argued from effect to se and decided upon an alternative i startling expedition. Bo it said, eveathat Me Porter had been think. for some time of getting married, here was a pretest. He fondly per - ed himself that he was sacrificing gle life, blessed in the extretne—alt Ralph. Ralph must be drawn from ociety of the stage folk, and, in the t of his own desire, the senior Porter but this way of doing it. Yes, he Id get married. vying decided the matter, the ques- of whom should he marry presented here's the Widow Burlingame," he ed; "she has been married three es; she's dressy and old enough to be We. That's just the trouble. She's she's a dal•—too old, too old." ix Porter. on the shady side of 50 elf, was certainly too exacting in atter of years. hen thetas Mies Marmaluke,George &like's maiden sister. George is a fellow and belongs to my lodge, his sister is --well, site's literary, goggles and is horribly homely. on't do." • was evident from this that the must be beautiful, or at least come - o pass muster. This was unjust, dering Felix Porter's bald head, his whiskers and appearance Of general tare's Miss Martin—Rose, I think rtin calls her. But she's 201 I want to marry a school girl. Miss On—Mme. d'Aryauit—the fat Miss ngs—none of them, none of them newer. sighed and picked up his patter. ps Mr. Porter was too exacting. y rate, he Was old enough to have wn ideas, and if a man doesn't what he wants at 51 years, it be vain for him to live a hun- ave�it 1" said Mr. Porter, at he had was tuts : SONAL.—A young lady of 85. handsome face and figure and e ]3 c to c m c e H 10 su bt te P m non til Zo Ira was "s go ag thi tilt tud the tha me ate res him if h joy pec mo mu hom F cau will how ing and sued a sin for the ligh saw won tion itself T mutt tiro sena1 50, if Fel hime the m eT Marm good and weave She w It lady ly, t cones gray decay 441 Nat Ma don't Johns ,Tenni will a Ho Perha At an his o know would died, "1 It Wit PER with a • Formosa Curios. Rev. Dr. G. L. Mackay lectured on Formosa et the Canadian Institute, Toronto, on Saturday week. He said the islands were undoubtedly of vol- canic origin. The aboriginies are of Malay stock. Women tattoo the whole of their cheeks, whilst the men, have tattoo marks on their foreheads, chins and breasts. They all have the hair growing long and straight and hanging down the back. Boys, when about ten years of age, have four teeth in --'the upper jaw—two on each side of the cuspids—knocked out. They , are all head-hunters, and spend three days dancing round the bloody head of n alien foe. They subsist chiefly on game, such as bear flesh, tnonkeys, wild hoar, etc., mountain Tice, taro and wild fruits. Their villages are mostly. on the peaks or mountain ranges so that they can ob,erve any encroach- ments of the Chinese settlers. Shortly after birth the infant is washed in cold water. A young women selects the man who has taken most human heads as her husband. At •death a round hole is dug three or four feet deep and the body placed in a- sitting posture with the knees drawn up to the breast. Then all the friends turn their faces and run off. Dr. Mackay then dealt with the curios which he is presenting to the institute. They are of the most interesting description. A Novel, Tiiough Good, Law. The State of Massachussets, some two years ago, passed a rather unique Taw relating to the preservation of trees along its highways, Its:provis- ions allows the selectmen of any town in the State to apply to the State de- partment of agriculture for nails the letter "M" being' stamped in the head of each nail, and then they' may select trees on the highways in their town, not more than one tree in each 33 feet, and into each tree thus selected they must drive one of these nails, the exact num- ber of inches from the ground at which the nails are to be driven being speci- fied. After this is done, no tree thus marked can he cut down or mutilated Without penalty of a fine of $500. As • 50,000 nails have been sent out, some 50,000 trees must be growing under State protection, and the State's hard- ware trade is said to be'sagumenting. S11:IN DISEASES are more or less directly occasioned by bad blood. B. 13. B. cures the follnwingSkin Diseases: Shingles, Erysipelas, Itching,Rashes, Salt Rheum, Scald Head, ri ptione, Pimples, Blotches, by removing all impurities from the blond from a ctnrntnon Pimple to the Worst Scrofu- /ens Sore. louts'• mean$, deairee to meet m oultlyat1 ed gentlemg;n. Object, amusement and, flnsU;f. If pt,rtlee ..era mtrtttaily sgrl able, mtttrinpony. ,Addritee 1., 26s TO*. Answering of s "PersonsL' sm'ack- ed of rArrtanoe just a little, and Mr, Pore ' ter.ostutiignd irascible though be tip• peered, bad. not entirely outgrown 44101 gay dispoettion, `"I'll answer that," he deal ..red loud, then glanced quilpkly about see f any 'one was near to overbesr hi The neat day he sent the following to Y.,20, The Gazette a to rn. Madame,-. aro a, widower of thereabouts; cultured, good lookin rioh. It you wish to correspond me with a vievv to matrimony your photograph to box 842, City "Of 40 or thereabouts," coughs Porter ; "oh, well, all's fair -in to war.,, Three days later the photograp handsome brunette came to box getter with this letter ; Dear Sir --Your note was reoeiv frank emenly words that you I can tell are n one to trifle with a woman's (rear send my photo. It hardly does in floe, my friends say. Isn't this cold weather we are 1 for this time of the year? Still, it be Hoping deal colder, mightn p g you have enjoyed this note, I remain;Clovingly,• P,S.--Please send me your pint du so want to see you. ""That's a fair starter," said Mr. ter. "Now, if Ralph would only to nee I pould give him some point the matter of respectable pour This is a sensible woman. I can to can read character in a person's 1 writing. See what my note has I was very careful in wording it to vertly flaunt my personal a pearan well as landed interests, Seeming did not do this in a brazen manner hinted and hid them in choice lang She hunted them out. The bait tempting. She bit. Alt, we never k tow to make love until we have once through the mill." Claire—Your charmingly worded le reached ' me yesterday. I had earning, I may say soulfully yearn or a response to mine. Indeed I an rifler, and the weather is quite cold October. Are you fond of poetry? I 1 WattsAand Dickens and Proctor's A tlas in my mahogany bookcase at row nstone front on Drexel boulev o you like brownstone fronts oulevards ? Is mahogany your fa o wood for furniture? Let me hear from you this aftern our obedient FELIX "Now," said Mr. Porter, "if her en is strong she will, by reading -reading this short note, become c need that I live in style and amid 1 .sous surroundings, There is nosh ke shrewdness and tact in love or b esti." This was Claire's reply: Darling Felix—Oh, with what rapt saw your familiar handwriting on t ar letter. I wish you could know h uch I enjoyed it. I was laughing owent and weeping the next, all use of your droll or touching s nces. Yes, I just dote on boulevards, bu efer rosewood to mahogany, a arble to brown stone. You are n gry with me, are you, dearest ? Please, please, please send me yo oto. I am just dying to see yo ndsome race. Have you read "Scottish Chiefs ?" Address your next to your loving an pectant, CLAIRE MONTOMORENCY, 29 De Pauw Street. 'Montornorency l Isn't that grist tic? I could have sworn it. It ely that I am mistaken in my jud nt. There's no use talking, she d -over -!reels in love with mo and unl letters have passed between u Ily, I must brush up and go int ety more. It's a confounded sham este my precious time in a seclude Ah, if boys only Irnew as.rnuch r fathers 1" arling Claire—I have exchanged m iogany bookcase for one built entire 1.rosewood, and masons are now a k on my house removing' the ua tly brown stone and putting in tit st of Parlan marble. If anythin doesn't suit, just mention it atever money carr do shall be don your dear sake. purchased a copy of "Scottie! ts" iiirmediately upon receipt c • letter, and I like it, oh, so mucic act, almost all of Hans Christie ersen'e wort; aro familiar to me, and t of the opinion that "Scottish fs" is his best. picture goes along with this. this taken just as I was recovering a fever, and wy hair had all coin but it is in again, so you needn't w any trouble on that head. dn't we better meet pretty soon I call on you, or will you call o Please say which, soon, to your dear FELIX PORTER. Adored Felix—Olt, how your dear fill me with joy. They read just fairy tales, so vaguely suggestive, ing and heartfelt. But I must tell something• before we meet, Felix. e been an actress, and I fear this predudioe you against rhe. You of angry with me, dear one, for g earned my living on the stage ? then I will appoint a time and for our meeting. How I long to ou, for your photograph plainly how handsome and good you are. airing your early answer, lovingly,Gn his billet doux Felix Porter thus reply without one moment's heti- : et Claire --Yours received. Could fault with you for having been an ? Never, oli, never. Anything honest is honorable, my dear lit - ire. You do not drop oris whit estimation for having earned living behind the footlights. do I admire you for it. and exult r glorious ability to so make a ood. our next be sure and tell me I can meet you, for I burn to ou to my bosom and smother you loses, Expectantly. FELIX.. next letter tells the story," said orter to himself; "I call upon d all will be plain sailing right he altar!" what emotions the gay old fel- k up the rose tinted letter from the postman had rudely thrown opened it. Here are the contents final missive: Governor,—Say, father, what's of making such a fool of your - longer ? I have been carrying correspondence with your right ust for the purpose of getting more the bane from actresses, • WOO, 40, or g and with send P. Q, d Felix ve and h of a 242, to- ed and by your of the t, sol e jus - raving might 't it? little IRE, ure, l Por. come ers iu whip. 11. I eand- doue. vo- ce tie ,but uage. was now been erns - been Mg, 1 no for rave Star my aid? and vor- oon. acu- and on- ux- ing um- ure hat ow One be- en- tI ud of ur ur d• 0 - is g- 's y a. 0 e d as y ge• • e f n d I e n it re vi ut de ca te pr an ex cra rar hea two soci to w life thei mal wor sigh fine else W h for Cele youi In f And I an Cede My had from borro Shall own My letters like so loo you hav may are n havin And place see y shows Aw To t made tation Swe actress that is tie Cla in my your Rather in you livelih In y where press y with k "The Felix P her. an up to t With low too where it. He of that Dear the use self any on this along, j you to r 50.1 could narry'Marg . Teo. See, a friend of Margy'sFitt tliat "Pereonalr" to Titr I3'er,{<ld, and,M t o . ed 100 Ibe.' Utter from e 0 ea sit w d you, raqueatipt� at reply to t"•box g "" 1 r000gnlaed: the. handsvrlt- . ing sand Ilt0 Poetoftioe box, • so, for the furl of the thing, I offered. to carry on the correapontignee, 'The lad, ngroed, and, I have !tad tate eatiefaotton to' Secure Meeil obliged ,father. 1Oeliden could watt n better reoonlinendation for Margy. I marry her to'utgitt, and we Poole direct to your ""brotgnstone front" and take up our abode. I ant of opinion that the re- mate - fining ct a yflotu of that deplorablehabite h arbit of atnswering ""personals.' At any rote, I ant willing to make the swinge. Ex- pect Margy and rue at the (rouse to -mor• row afternoon. • How I loan to have you "press me to your bosom and smother me with kisses." Hastily, Rn.LPla he wouldix Porter's do and Fen lix ;Porter i►imsaelf said never a word to the contrary. A GENERAL UTILITY WOMAN. "Wino hi the girl that passes here hal a dozen times a day ?" asked Tony Mat- thews, addressing a roomful of his near- est and dearest. He was laid up with sprained ankle, and spent his time in great window surrounded by papers hooka and periodicals. All his sisters answered at once, "Does site live next door?'' aslced Jen use, ""Is she small and pretty ?" queried Belle, "Does she wear a dark brown dress?" inquired Fanny. "Yes"Oh 1 yes, ea,know"all aboutsaid nter,"laughing. u in chorus. "Go ou," Dried Tony. "Let the know what you do." "I thought you were absorbed in lit- erature," remarked Tony's aunt, front a far corner. "So I am, aunt; but human beings interest ine, too. Why not ? I notice that this girl goes out. rain or shine, al- ways alone. , Sometimes she walks quickly, and her expression is bright and restful. Then, again, her step is slow and her face very sad." "I can account for that," said Jennie, "She was nursing Mrs. Robins, and had a very hard siege of it—up all uight and on duty during the day." "Is she a professional nurse ?" "No; that is the trouble," explained Fanny. "If she were a professional anything she would be at least sure of a living. She is an orphan, left to Iter own resources, and has no special train_ P a a I evening. and 0 body, a s 1 h ti le c w a p tis a tl to c0 m in SI ob an Te ple en ne 11 Bit he leu of has • k n� Wit que eifo you .11 feet ens had my sti e Alle Inc. am blurt fear indu couu prop you, state are. oplw have neon drear "Yes." i* resting after lipura of tedioof *awing, and they are rushing off to dire. Inge se is ban 11114.1 3110 gebinliyalge ver ad aps in dly ry ntl er- ile Oil hi to xt be ei th th EIS 1. play their new gowne and-exch: hits of geeelp with their %vell-dres talkative friends. So far as heppine ooncerned,lier heart may be lighter t "I hope you are right, Autat and Tony turned to hiti copy of Life, Miss Barton had ascended two ill of steirs, entered a hall bedroom, taken off her hat an jaeket. She down in a creaky old rooking-chair. indutied in a few tears, Exactly 1, she cried was a problem to herself. wee accustotned to loneliness ; read was its antidote. She understood treatment accorded her by her uei bore. It was very weak and s to fret ; .for her time was all to occupied for weeks to come. and w more could elle desire? Soppose lied no wet k—no means of pay her board—then. indeed, she ini be excused for' sobbing like a ba But she was fully aware that W11911 was without engagements she ne dreamed of crying.; she went out a looked for something to do. Perb she was hungry. She had several Ito to wait before dinner would be ready the close, heated dining -room, fil with table boardere, where elle gla Baying decided that it was hung d her, and being healthy of mind a lowly enjoying them noticed a letter ler dressing -table. It was from an o "Mer DEAR TESSIE,--4 am going aye a charming little gathering ne Vednesday evening, and you must ere for dinner at seven. Den't mil In aucel any tiresome eugagements., "Yours, wait affection, Mies Barton felt her cheeks wartnin itit delightful anticipations. Fort ately, if the world is afflicted wi urse-proud people, It is blessed wi arm -hearted, thoughtful, human nie nd women, who keep the balance o right aide. On the Wednesday night evening fo wing, Miss Barton found her hoste an, whobe age was rather baling ow g to hie fairness and bright expression te presented him to Miss Barton, an served that the girl hlushed prettil el seemed rather more soy than usua "I am going to lecture Mr. Townsend sale. He's alwaye /ate ; and if i uses you Mr. Matthews will take yo to dinner. I couldn't give you a nice Ira. Townsend turned away, and Mis rton raised her eyes to meet those 0 'Mrs. Townsend is perfectly innocen told you the truth." 'She always does." 'Sire is just the sweetest woman I ow. I almost decliiied the invitation, nty affection for her settled the stion. I ant doubly repaid for the rt. I have been wisltiug to meet in this way for weeks 1" lies Barton's ditflaeuce became per- sileuce. Matthews foetid it y to tell the thoughts that for days filled his mind. I don't euppose you were aware of existeuce, ' he said simply. Yes, I was. I have seen you on the et, and heard of you from Mrs. But You never really thought about 011, no, indeed I lied no time. 1 a general utility woman." She hed and spoke very seriously: "I that my dancy will suffer. I cannot Ige in day dreams." evet mind dreams; they don't t. Will you take time to consider a oval ? That's real. 'I know all about and I love you. I can't add to that went. I tell you what; these people very considerate, and I've seized rtutiity. Just bear in mind ail I said, and I'll call on you, say to• ow evening, and say more." ton wondering if I am awake or ning now." "ALL HIS SISTERS ANSWERED AT ONCE." versutiOn. She dances gracefully ; she was playing. the piano, on one occasion, for some one to sing," "The fact is," interposed Belle, ethat she has no more to do with our ways and ideas than the man in the moon," "Now you have it." said Ins aunt, "Where are you all off to now ?" cried Tony, seeing his sisters pulling aside their bits of embroidery. "Oh 1 we have hours of formal calling before us, and three receptions." "I thought you were going out to- night." He sighed and glauced at his foot. "We won't be home till morning," sang Belle. "We are very seifish," said Fanny, "but this is such a lovely invitation 1" "Oh, you can't decline on my account. I only wish I could hop along with you. Don't forget to come in and let me look at you before you put on your The door shut after tbe girls, and Tony returned to his books. When he heard his slaters going out, he gazed after their alight figures iu their web - made walking -dresses, and while so doing became conscious of Miss Barton, elowly approaching them. lie observed their distant nod of recognition and her almost imperceptible movement of the head ifi return. She reached her own stoop and disappeared in the vestibule. "By Jove!" he said, "I'd like to shake "Shake what? whom?" asked his aunt. "Why, those sisters of mine. They don't behave thernseleelf..,)Yhy should they snub a girl beeatIlle of her pOverty?" "Why, indeed ? I doubt they could 401111109e Sonini let The Memorial Diploinatique, Albert eleres has commenced a series of articks on "Socialisin in China in the Elevendi Century." It was in the second century, after a series of politioal re- verses and foreign ievasions, that the movement began to spread among the masses; the philosophers commented on it immediately, giving it, as with us, fresil support. Oue finds, as with us, the war against " superstition, " the struggle against the established social order anu the power of the emperors, who were accused of hav- ing edeliberately fostered the indiffer- ence of individuals in order the more easily to put them into the joke, to ex- ploit them, to enjoy more freely and without disquiet their despotio privi- leges." The most fanatic ()nee declared that it was necessary to destroy every- thing and to completely demolish the old social edifice. The revolution was finally checked by a governmentaa genius named Wang-Ngan-The. I3ut we see that neither socialism or even itharchism Is essentially of modern and western origin.—Journal des Debate. A Gracious Palm Young Mr. Van Braun sent his card to 31r. Gaswell, with the request for a short interview. When the elder gentlernan descended to the parlor he found his caller in a state of nervousness ; so he said kindly : "Good evening, Mr. Van Bream." well." "You wished to see me about some- thing particular." "Your daughter referred me to you, sir. The young man's hesitation was pain - papa interrupted. "You are up to your I's in love. Well, you can have hot"— Pittsburg Chronicle -Telegraph. ' On Which Side Was the Incivility. A lady entered a Boston Street car the other day, mid a gentleman arose and politely gave her his seat. Something seemed to trouble the gehtleman, for he Mutely bent over and said, "I beg pardon, madam, but did you say any - "No, sir," answered the lady, curtly. Weft , Mr. Robert Ofalker, 9f Auburk Yard for Bob to clean out thle*,ro., RoGbr eisata h4esptioerra. tion. for seedlog„ boo none done yet owing to the severe cow last week. Take the ornahleOte - off Henry. Miss M. Stratford has gone to Owen ' to his farm in Colborne this Wee . Miss Reto Beadle, of Clinton arid her grandfather, of Aubnret, has'heete spending a few days with her ester, Mrs. S. Medd, of Beverton. Miss Nelly Symington, of Colborne, "is visiting at Mr. E. Ploughman's. Mr. Charles Clifton and VV. Gibson spent a pleasent evening with Mr. Taylor doing chores.* Come agahe boys. A new lodge of the Patrons of Indus- try was organized on the eight con., with about forty naembere, and MP, Joseph Sharnley as president, They ' are said to have high hopes of an ex- cellent harvest of ballots for Mr. Con., nolly, especially in the northern Part of this township. Mr. John Scrimegour, of Ashfield, is busily engaged drawing turnips from Jery has finished the contract of drawing stone for H. G. Taylor's mans - Mr. John Moss had his hip fractured on Sunday last by a kick from a colt. Mr. Scx•itnegour also received a severe kick on the hand while passing a horse Fez•guson's shop, WAITER ! BEEFSTEAK, HAM "God gave us meat, hut the devil sent us cooks," is a trite saying. Front bad cooking, fast eating and overeating, comes a whole train of diseases—indi- gestion, dyspepsia, biliousness, catarrh of the stomach, headache, dizzinees, and the like. Godalso gave us a brainy man, who compounded the "Golden Medical Discovery," a corrective of all the ills resulting from overeating and bad blood. Dr. 'Pierce of Buffalo, has furnished in the "Discovery," a great desideratum in America, where every- body are in such a hurry to make money, they have no time to eat, and ecarcely any time to live. lt invigorat- es the liver, cleanses the blood and tones up the system. Delicate diseases of either sex, how- ever induced, speedily and permanent- ly cured. Book of particulare 10 cents in stamps, iantiled sealed in plain el3Ve- lope. Address World's Dispensary Medical Association, 603 Main St.,' 1311ffalo, N. Y. TO BE PERFECTLY DRESSED REMEMBER THESE THINGS. Bracelets are clang•erous; but many are better than one. If not wealthy, buy your jewels first, your dress afterwards. Do not cominonize your jewels; dare not to wear diamonds in daylight. Belts are C01/11nonplace and con- tradict every line of the body ; girdles give grace. The art of dressing was ruined by the inventor of needle and scissors: ancient draperies were clasped by splendid orna- The pressure of an ordinary corset is equal to carry a sack, of flour weighing sixty pounds. Give the throat perfect freedom ; high collars are sinfull sin is doing What you know to be Wrong. Avoid broad stripes.; they make un- pleasant postures. Do notwear-asser- tire brocades : they are designed for 1111 assertive, unctiltered aristocracy. . Since color is the language of harm- ony and feeling, it is better to have cheap' 'material and good color than vice versa. An ugly neck in a low collar redeems itself ; as it can have motion rd expres- sion ; an ugly thing at least is hopeless. Art in dress is based on relation—the right thing in the right place ; jewels should he part of the general harmony of the attire. radically mos in 1 to 3 days. Ite notion open the system is remarkable and mysterioue. 51 removes at once the cause and the disease immediately die appears. The firet dove greatly benefits. 75 eentu Sold by Watts St Co, Doggiest. Here's A Chalice For Some Girl. The Winnipeg Nor -Wester says: Mr. Smith, provincial immigration agent, receives enquiries on many topics, and has been asked to secure help in various lines, but recently he was solicited to become the medium of a more delicate commission. He has been practically asked to select a wife for a well-to-do farmer, who is becom- ing lonely in his bachelor quarters, and now desires to secure e eervices of a good house keepe a ding it, postcript that plainly inti s that the ac- quaintance may "probably result in a..? closer alliance, as I have determined to marry some suitable woman." Speak- ing of the matter with a reporter, Mr. Smith acknowledge that it was rather a risky enterprise to recommend a woman for the situation, and stet - ed his inclination to withhold the real facts of the case to ap- plicants for positions. "While I hay* monial bureau, continued Mr. Smith, "I have, in reply to solicitations of farmers throughout the province, supplied them with suitable kousekeep- ers and in many instanes the acquaint- ances thus begun have terminated in marriage, and there are several letters' on file from parties thanking me for introducing them to comfoetable homes," GENTLEItItN.—Two years ago my husband suffered front severe indiges- tion, but was completely cured by two' bottles of Burdock Blend Bitters. I can truly recommend it to all eufferers from this disease. MRS. JOHN HURD, 13 Crosse St., Toronto. e