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Your .Burden of Pain aad Safer -
ill will Roll Away,
Paine's Celery Compound
Heals and Cures.
Thousands have been Given a
New Lease of Life..
Test its virtues weary self erer.
"Go with thy pains to the fountain,
Go with thy load of disease;
Use nature's carer and healer,
Thou shalt have health, strength and ease:"
Every ailing, sick and diseased man,
"woman and child most go to the same
fountain for care. Theme is no fashionable
or royal road for the elite and wealthy of
society; the noble of birth, the titled and
affluent must lay hold of the same means
for banishing disease and suffering that is
so eagerly sought after by those in Numb -
ler positions and oiroamstances.
As the sun shines on rich and poor, the
righteous and unrighteous, blessing all
alike; so does Paine's Celery Compound
give life, health, strength and a fresh lease
of life to people of every grade and class
who are victims of nervousness, rheuma-
tism, neuralgia, dyspepsia, indigestion and
liver and kidney troubles.
All troubles roll away when nature's
great medicine is used. In the past tens
of thousands have used the waters of that
unfailing fountain of virtues, and have
been made whole. Thousands are testing
it to -day, and miraculous results are the
fruits. If you are suffering, dear reader,
delay no longer; test _ the great healer that
has won so many victories, it will meet
your wants and needs. For your encour-
agement the following letter from Mrs a'.
Id. Huff, of Salmon Point, Ont., is given as
a proof of what results you may reap, if
you ue Paine's Celery Compound.
"After receiving so much benefit from
Paine's Celery Compound, I think it my
duty to inform sufferers what this great
medicine can do for all who wish to regain
health and strength. I have been a great
sufferer for years from nervousness and
weakness, and have had the advice and at-
tendance of doctors with but little benefit.
I was induced to use your Paine's Celery
Compound, some time ago, and 1 must
confess it was the best medicine I have
ever used. Nothing else has ever done me
so much good, and I now feel quite a dif-
ferent person.
"I trust sufferers will not be influenced
to use any other medicine while they can
procure yours which does such good work.
I cannot speak strongly enough in favor of
-ssasa.,Paine'e Cpleky,; Compound, :.and you, may
'"bo assfired I will always recommend rt.
You are at liberty to publish this letter in
your work."
LOOK OUT FOR COLD WEATHER
but ride inside of the Electric Lighted and
Steam Heated Vestibule Apartment trains
of the Chicago Milwaukee & St Paul Rail-
way, and you will be as warm, comfortable
and cheerful as in your own library or
boudoir. To travel between Chicago, St.
Paul and Minneapolis, or between Chicago,
Omaha and Sioux City, in these luxuriously
appointe:l trains, is a supreme satisfaction;
and, as the somewhat ancient advertise•
went used to read, "for further particulars,
see small Lille." Small bills, (and large
ones, too) will he accepted for passage and t
sleeping car tickets. For detailed informa- '
tion address A. J. Taylor, Canadian Pass-
enger Agent, Toronto, Ont.
NOT AN EVEN THING.
In one of my parishes (writes ' a
friend of the drawer), some years since,
I had a vestryman, an excellent man
ap''?a warm friend. He has now de-.
" Parted this life, and so this story may
be told as an illustration of his official
devotion to the interests of his consti-
tuency. In my neighborhood lived a
clerical brother, a splendid preacher,
arid very popular with all who knew
him, with whom I often exchanged
pulpits. His salary was $1,500 and a
rectory, while mine was $2,000 with a
similiar provision for my shelter.
_fate very hot summer not being in
^mood health, and knowing that my
people admired him very much, I ex-
changed quite frequently with him, so
as to save preparing sermons.
One day I went into the large store
of my vestryman to have a chant with
him, which he opened as follows:
"You have lately exchanged a good
deal with Mr. ."
"Yes, sir," I replied. "He is a fine
preacher. and every one in the parish
admires him."
"I know that," said he. "I like him
very much. But what is hie !salary?"
"Fifteen hundred dollars and a rec-
tory."
"But what are we paying you?"
I told him.
• "Well," he put in, "have you consid-
ered how much this parishes loses by
these exchanges?"
I told him I hail not made that cal-
culation,
_Ohne dollars and sixty cents is the
oss per Sunday," was the statement
of this careful guardian of the finan-
cial interests of his parish.—From the
"Editor's Drawer," in Harper's Maga-
zine for November.
Stark's Powders, each package of which
contains two preparations, one in a round
wooden box, the cover of which forms a
measure for one dose, an immediate relief
for Sick Headache and Stomach, also
Neuralgia, and all kinds of nervous pains,
and another in capsules, (from < to } of
tine is an ordinary dose) which acts oh the
Bowels, Liver and Stomach, forming a
never failing perfect treatment for all Head
and Stomach complaints. They do not
as most pills and so many other °medioinee
do, lose their effect or produce after con-
stipation, and aro nice to take. 25 Dents a
box, at all medicine dealers.
FARMER STEBBINS AT FOOTBALL,
While welkin' up the village street, a•
fightin' there I see
Some twenty fellers, more or less, as fierce
as fierce could bel
'Twas in a medder nigh to where the col-
lege late was built,
An' not a proper plane for blood to be un-
duly spilt;
So, very peaceable inclined, an' al'ays
actin' thus,,
I thought, "I'll try what may be done to
regulate the fuss."
My goodness, how them fellers fill they'd
punch each other there
Like hungry cattle when the frost is nib-
blin' through the airs
An' one would pick up eomethin' quiok, an'
run off, fit to kill. •
With eeveral others ohasin' mum, as chick-
ens sometimes will;
Then if he on his stomach fell, there right
in his distress
They'd pounce upon him, hard an' square,
a dozen, more or less.
An' when my eyes untangled 'em an' glanc-
ed 'em through an' o'er,
To my surprise I found I'd seen
of 'em before!
Young Caleb Stubbs, who once was raised
across the road from me,
But I had never thought, before, would
bort an ailin' flea;
An' Joseph Minks, who's al'ays fit when -
e'er he had a chance,
Was now as gay an' much
Frenchmen at a dance.
An' Thomas Tufts, who's
he himself oan teaoh;
An' Samuel Strapp, who's
have a pall to preach;
An' Peter Pills, who'll some day
ogre the world, no doubt,
Was etrivin' hard, apparently, to kill and
wipe 'em out;
An' several others all appeared to do what
death they could,
From whom I'd al'ays looked for things a
thouean' times as good.
An what still deeper troubled me, a lot o'
folks near by
Didn't seem to Dare to hold 'em back, an'
wouldn't even try,
Bat sort o• toiled to help it on, an' make a
fightin' din;
An' even girls would grit their teeth an'
holler, "Boys, go ins',
An' then I says, "Them fellers all appear
in Death's employ;
If there's an undertaker here, he's sheddin'
tears of joy."
full half
to home as
bein' taught so
trainin' so's to
strive to
An' terrified at what they'd done, an' what
they meant to do,
I struggled hard to recollect a Riot Act or
two;
But naught appeared that I could reach on
Memory's cluttered shelf,
An' so I had, az one might say, to make
one up myself.
I wildly rushed into their midst, an' yelled
with all my might,
"See here, now, boys, this school wasn't
built to teach you bow to fight!"
But still they all kept on their way, as
fierce as fierce could be,
An' none of them was blessed with sense to
listen onto me;
But while I still upheld the right, in words
I won't repeat,
Th' apparent cause of all their fuss rolled
plump betwixt my feet!
An' then such baffetin' amidst the angry
waves of strife
I never yet had come across in all my
earthly life!
I've sported in a skatin'-rink, an' helped to
dust -the floor;
I've served as drift -wood in the waves of
Jersey's stormy shore;
I've clutched a tall toboggan -slide, the
while my cheek did blanch,
Then, lettin' ga., reluctantly become an
avalanche;
I've entered oars on Brooklyn Bridge 'twixt
five an' six o'olock;
But these was only zephyr breaths beside
an earthquake shock!
They jumbled me, they tumbled me, some
several fellers deep,
Until I give up every sense an' feebly fell
asleep:
An' when I woke, and midly asked if all
my bones was there,
No one contigious seemed to know, or spec-
ially to care;
But eeveral fellers, with their face all black
an' blue an' red,
Jumped up an' down, a-wavin' han's, an'
shoutin', "We're ahead!"
"Naw who's ahead?" says I, when I a list-
enin' ear could find;
"Whoever 'tis, here's one old fool that's
several rode behind!
Why are you studyin' carnage here—what
is this all about?
An' then they hollered, "Football, Dad—
we've gone an' cleaned 'em cut!"
Whereat I same, "If this is what you call a
friendly game,
Heaven shield me from your courtesies,
an' help me dodge the same!"
Then everybody laughed an' joked, rejoioin'
in the crimes,
An' said, "Old man, the trtf ble ie, you're
'way behind the times!"
An' then I said: "All right! I'll keep be-
hind 'em, if you please;
An' when I'm anxious suddenly from this
world to escape,
I'll go an' dance on dynamite, an' do it up
in shape!"
—Harper's Magazine.
IT'S A CURIOUS WOMEN
who can't have confidence in Dr. Pierce's
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tired out womanhood, a remedy for all its
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What more can you ask for, in a medi-
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The Prescription will build np, strength-
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tem. It regurates and promotes all the
proper functions, improves digestion, en-
riches the blood, dispels aches and pains,
brings refreshing sleep, and restores health
and vigor. In female complaints of every
kind and in all chronic weaenesees and de-
rangements, it's the only guaranteed rem-
edy. If it doesn't benefit or pure, in the
case of every tired out or suffering women,
she'll have her money back.
Nothing urged in itsplane by a dealer,
though it may be better for him to sell,
can be just as good for you to buy.
Dr Pierce's Pellet; cure constipation,
pike, biliousness, indigestion and headaches
The cause of God is not helped any
by the shouting of the man who won't
pay his honest debts.
The devil works hard to keep us from
findi n out that the way to be happy
is to live for the good of others.
There are people who repeat the
Lord's prayer every day, who never
vote against the liquor business.
Chlidron Cry for ' PItoher's Costal&
PATHWAYS THROUGH LIFE.
You say thatoyour life is a failure,
Your future holds naught that is sweet,
That the troubloue years bring little but
tears,
And always, akvays defeat.
Mistakes—ay, sins you call them --
May cover your past like a pall,
Bat the soul that is strong to outlive its
wrong •
Is the bravest soul of all.
You long to go forth in the battle,
But your feet are fettered quite;
Remember, who serve in the corps of re-
serve
May beable as those who fight.
You chafe to enter the races,
For pleasure and gold and fame; •
Yat many who win 'mid the plandite' din,
Find the prize but an empty name.
The toil that is yours seems fruitless,
Your days are dreary and long;
But the low lieet duty may glow with beauty
When wrought with a cheerful song.
The world's best sweets are denied yon,
You have taeted earth's sup of woe;
Bat who suffers to give that othere may
live
Has the noblest life, I trow.
0, let us, my friend, do bravely
The work that to us is given,
And smile in belief what causes as grief
May keep us the closer to Heaven.
The pathways we traverse are many,
And some are by the barrenest strand,
But with visions grown wide we should
wonder we sighed,
For they led to the beautiful land.
The Best Medicine.
J. O. WiLsorr, Contractor and
Builder, Sulphur Springs, Texas,
thus speaks of Ayer's Pills:
"Ayer's Pills are the best medicine I
ever tried; and, in my judgment, no
better general remedy could be devised.
I have used them in my family and
recommended them to my friends and
employes for more than twenty years.
To my certain knowledge, many cases
of the following complaints have been
completely and
Permanently Cured
by the use of Ayer's Pills alone: Third
day chills, dumb ague, bilious fever,
sick headache, rheumatism, flux, dys-
pepsia, constipation, and hard colds. I
:,.know that a_moderate-use-of-Ayer's
Pilo, continued for a few days or weeks,
as the nature of the complaint required,
would be found an absolute cure for the
disorders I have named above." ,1
I have been -selling medicine for
eight years, and I can safely say that
Ayer's Pills give better satisfaction
than any other Pill I ever sold."—J. J
Perry, Spottsylvania C. H., Va.
AYER'S PILLS
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GENERAL DEALER IN TINWARE
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POWDERS
Cure SICK HEADACHE and Neuralgia
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regulate the bowels. VERY NICE TO TAKE.
PRICE 26 CENTS AT DRUG STORKS.
What
eetaiqwtn rlcapi-
cal of Western Onrihheathy wife
and joy -filled children, would to -day like to
exchange places with the Ozar of all the
Russias. The Russian ruler is dying of
one of the worst forms of cancer. The.
Czarina, hie wife, is prostrated with spo `
plexy, Their second eon, the Grand Duke
George, cannot recover from consumption.
that in the prisons and mines of Siberia
And to crown all, the Czar must know I
aresmany thousands of men and women,
languishing in chains, because they have
committed the offence of expressing a de -
aim that their country should be ruled in a
oonstitutional manner, as is almost every
civilized country on the face of the globe
to -day. A word from the Czar, in the
early pert of his regin, could have revolu-
tionized this condition of affairs, and now
hie opportunity rs past. He is a man of
keen sensibilities. How thie neglect should
now touch his conscience! Yee, it has
been well said, "Uneasy lies the bead that
wears a crown," and the stricken family of
the Romanoffe to -day afford touching ex-
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The only permanent cure for ohronio
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McKillop Mutual FiregInsurance Co
FARM & ISOLATED TOWN PROPERTY ONLY
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OFFIOERs.
D. Rose, President, Clinton; Geo. Watt Vice
Pres. Harlock; W. J. Shannon, Secy-Treas.
Seaforth; M. Mardio, Inspector of Claims,
Seaforth.
DIRECTORS.
Jae. Broadfoot, Seaforth • Gabriel Elliott
Clinton; Joseph Evanc, Beechwood • Thos. Car -
bet, Clinton ; O. Gardiner, Leadbury ; John
Hannah, Seaforth,
AGENTS.
Thos. Neilans, Harlock; Robt, McMillan, Sea -
forth; J. Ouminga, Egmonnville. Geo. Murdie,
auditor,
Parties desirous to effect Insurances or tran-
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to on application to any of the above officers
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