HomeMy WebLinkAboutClinton New Era, 1894-06-29, Page 6WROTE :CO HIS BROT}JER
Toldt Rim the food News, and
,,wised Him to Use Paine's
Celery Compound.
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THE MEDICINE
THAT CURES.
A. L WOOD.
had neuralgia, and treated me for
The treatment proved useless, and I co
It has often been asserted that, if men
'and woule' use Paine's Celery Compound
when the first indications of trouble and
"disease are felt, there would be fewer sick
;,people, and less money expended for re-
enedjtier--„Sherr ie no trealiclne In the world
ar-reaching in its work and effects ae
Paine's Celery Compound. It should be
din every home where there is sickness as
it is suited for every age and class of he -
inanity.
Wo would now draw the attention of
man and woman to the fact that, if
""thuy- Ove tailed with ether medicines
Paine's Celery Compeard'-will_-give, them.
what they desire—health and strength.
As a proof of this statement we direct at-
dention to the testimony of. Mr A. L
Wood, of Great Village, N. S.; he says:
shave much pleasure in adding my letter
f testimony to the already large number
yotf have received.
It 1892 I took a severe pain in my back,
'to which I gave but little attention. It ex-
tended to the back of my neck, and became
very bad. It then seemed to settle on a
,terve under the shoulder 'blade. I used
want' remedies but got worse instead of
;better. I consulted my doctor; he said I
11 -IE CL"11TQ N NES ERA
SPRING TILTED HEELS.
►a *rraggement ThatMakes Your Think
You Are Walking on Air.
A poorly dressed, keen eyed old man who
looked like the typical Country tin peddler
got into the auditing department of the
Grand Central station a few days ago, and
dropping a
othe floor said he
n
something new.uch a man is ap-
preeiated
ap-
preeiated
at the Grand central, and as a
number of clerks gathered around hien the
old man fumbled at the look of the bag and
explained that he had something that
would put new life into the men and would
give to their Walk the elasticity and spring
of their youth. One or two of the men
smiled Sadly and turned away, but the old
man said, "Hold on a minute; here it is,"
and reahin$ into the bag be pulled out a
stout spiral spring.
"Now, young men," continued the old
man, "I put these here springs into the
heels of your shoes, and the weight of the
body in walking cornea upon, these springs
!netea' of on the tough leather. You are
put on springs, you see. I put them in
at A5 cents a pair. Does any one want to
try a pair?”
One of the clerks took off his shoes, i id
the old man bored a hole about a third of
an inch in circumference in the inside of
the heel. Into this hole ho dropped one of
the springs. The spring projected quite a
little above the surface of the inside of the
bottom of the shoe.
Then he fitted a stiff piece of steel, arch-
ed slightly like a bow, over the spring, and
Ithen he replaced the leather lining of the
shoe over the piece of steel. The other
� shoe was fixed in the same way and then
the old man said, "There, young man, see
if that ain't one of the great things of the
age."
"Geel that's like walking on nice,
springy turf. It puts a Yellow on springs.
I You'd think you were walking on air," tes-
tified the clerk as he took a trial trip
across the room.
"Yes, it is one of the things of the age,"
added the old man. "Anybody else want
'em?" he queried. Soon he'was doing a
profitable business, and as he worked he
remarked: "It's one of the things of the
age.It's a great idea. I'm going to get
it patented as soon as I get money enough,
and I'm starting a joint stock company to
carry on•the business. I'm working on it
now, and someday after the company is
organized there will be money in it."
The old man appeared to have great
faith in the success of his idea, and he
worked happily at the men's shoes. Then
he packed his belongings in his bag,
thanked the men for the money he had
earned and left.
The men who bad their shoes fixed all
believe in the old man's idea, though they
aro doubtful as to the success of his stock
company. They say the spring lessens the
jolting a man gets over the rough pave -
it. went and gives quite a little extra elastic-
in sty to his walk.—New York Sun.
Tho Culture llgiorobe,
The culture microbe is a dangerona or-
gelnism. When it attacks persons after
their )Bret youth and without previous ins
=illation, the result is often disastrous:
A family of consequence -0t recent con-
sequence, it must be interpolated --are fond
of entertaining the various celebrities two
drift toward the occident, and as they
have abundant means and a handsome
home this very laudable ambition: is often
gratified,
Not long ago Edmund Russell dawned
upon the place and kindly consented to
permit his refulgent beams to shine is
their drawing :room, A large reCeptian
was arranged. Among the plans for the
entertainment of the guests was one which
provided for a scene from "Macbeth," to
be rendered by a young woman of local
elocutionary fame.
Unfortunately the host and bead of the
family was not fully informed of all that
was to happen, and of this especial dart of
the programme he was quite ignorant.
At the proper moment the personating
Lady Macbeth appeared at the end of the
drawing room, dressed in a trailing robe
of. white and bearing a light. She moved
slowly forward, an expectanthnsh Lalling
upon the assemblage.
The host looked up, saw and wholly
misunderstood. He hesitated only a mo-
ment, then hastened forward with hospita-
ble zeal: "Why, Miss Smith, good even-
ing. I'm very glad to see yon. May I re-
lieve you of your candle?" --New York
Times.
sulted two other doctors with no better te-
sults.
I could not turn over in bed, wash my
face, or dress myself, I was so helpless.
After a time, a time getting a little easier,
I went to my father•in-law's to spend
Christmas; while there my attention was
called to a paper on the merits of Paine's
Celery Componnd, and I read of a party
who had been cured, whose case was similar
to mine.
sent for a bottle of Paine's Celery Com-
pound, and after taking it, I found that I
"Scald seat -easily, and, tarnin bed without
1 difficulty. The virtues of one bottle of the--
compound
he
compound seemed to drive all trouble away.
I might also state that I had a brother in
California who, owing to sickness, was un-
able to work for three months. He had
.,een to mineral springs without receiving
any good results. I immediately Wrote to
him and advised him to give my medscine
a trial. After using one bottle he was
• cured and able to regime work.
I make these statements voluntarily and-
; for the benefit of those who suffer, and
•
strongly recommend Paine'. Celery Com-
pound to all"
7nogapnth,�at 76ahy cad Yidhdfe dyed Nen are annually swept to a premature grave
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Chi". Pattarrt
n. atDRS. KENNEDY 85 KERGAN Done.
"At 14 years of age I learned a bad habit which almost ruined
me. I became nervous and weak. My back troubled mo, I could
stand no exertion. Head and eyes became dull. Dreams and
drains at night weakened me. I tried seven Medical Firma, Eloo-
tric Belts, Patent Medicines and Family Doctors. They gave lie
no help. A friend advised me to try Dre. Kennedy & Kergan. They
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�� �• ' "Boma 8 yews ago I contracted a serious oonstitntlonal blood
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killed mo. After a while the symptoms again'appeared. Throat
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lose of hair, glands enlarged, etc. A medical friend advised Dre.
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Caren
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Capt. Townsend.
"I am 88ears of age, and married. When yoan I led a
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factory and my home unhappy. el tried everything -all failed till
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Ten thousand people cheered Cal-
verley, when for the first time since
his accident he appeared on his wire,
85 feet high, at Ontario Beach, N. Y.
As he performed the same program of
feats as last year, no one, according to
the Rochester papers, would have
imagined that he had even had but
pleasant experiences on the wire; and
although he has practiced but little at
Rosedale, he displayed alt his old-time
ability.'
Gastronomic Geometry.
In the Massachusetts Institute of Tech-
nology the students of architectnre have
to solve some very abstruse problems in
descriptive and analytical geometry in
connection with architectural forms, and
the shades and shadows cast by a certain
ring at tbe bottom of a column called tbe
torus, and the angles and intersections
made by supposititious sections of this
ring are exceedingly perplexing to niw
students.
One day a student came to another....
dent, a:yvung_.-ladywho hada repatatlM
for knowing about *Lege things; 0nd m0•
fessed his inability to understand'the first
principle of a certain problem.
"Oh, it is easy enough," said the young
lady. "All you have to do is to consider
the torus a doughnut; which you• bite so
and so, and you will see what the sections
are."
The young man went away reflectively,
and next day came back, looking very
pale and miserable.
"Why, what's the matter?" exclaimed
the young lady student.
"Oh, Miss H.," the young man gasped,
"I've eaten a whole dozen of doughnuts,
and I've bitten them in oblique and trans-
verse sections, and up and down and cross-
ways and every way, and I've made my-
self sick at the stomach, and I can't un-
derstand that problem any better than I
did beforel"--Youth's Companion.
HOW TO GET A r3UNLIGHT
PICTURE.
Send 25"Sunlight" Soapwrappere wrap-
per bearing the words "Why Does a Wom-
an Look Old Sesner Than a 14 fan")to LEVER
Boos., Ltd., 43 Scott St., Toronto, and
you will receive by post a pretty picture,
free from advertising and well worth fram-
ing. This isan easy way to decorate your
home. • The soap is the best in the market
and it will only nest lc postage to send in
the wrappers, if you leave the ends open.
Write your address carefully.
It is rumored that the crown has
secured evidence which may prove
that McWhirrell was a soil of the old
radia he murdered. His couneel, Mr
Rebinett.e, does not place any credit
in the report. McWhirrell's real
name is Wherrill, and he was horn
and lived most of his life in England.
The --story- about hisrelationship is..
highly improbable.. The crown rakes
no secret, however, of the fact that
new evidence has been received, but
declines to divulge its nature. It is
understood it mainly concerns Walk-
er and may result inhis conviction.
Weighing a Hair. ,
The delicacy of the scales used in the
mint is illustrated by the following, which
we take from a contemporary. Perhaps
some persons would rather not know how
many hairs they possessthan to have them
shaven off. However, the thing can be
done. The refiner of the assay office says:
"To number the hairs of your bead is
not a very difficult task. A very close ap-
proximation can be made by weighing the
entire amount of hair on a man's head and
then weighing a single hair. The weight
of the whole mass divided by that el one
hair of average length will of course give
the desired number. If you will pluck e'et
a hair from your beard, I can show you,"
A long and stragging one was accord-
ingly detached, the refiner putting it on a
scale, which was inclosed in a glass case
and graduated with extreme accuracy.
With' little weights of aluminium he
piled up' one arm until an equipoise was
remised. The hair weighed three milli-
grams:
"If you reduce this to figures," be said,
"it world require 8,000 hairs to weigh an
ounce, and suppose you have six ounces,,
you have 48,000,"
Trollope's•Acquaintance With Dearldr
Trollope tells us in his autobiography
that he was amused by what some of tht'
reviewers wrote of those of his novels of
which the scene was laid in Barsetahire.
These critics were -so atruck by the inti-
mate knowledge which he showed of life
in a cathedral city. How excellently he
drew his bishops and his deaitwl What
close studies ho must have made stf them
in the flesh!
Over this pronouncement of the' VPndits
Trollope chuckles. He assures us that be-
fore those tales were written he had newer 1
met either a bishop or a dean, nor had lite
met, to his knowledge, any one who had -
He knew nothing, practically, of a clergy- ,
man of any sort or kind, nor of life in a
cathedral city either. Ho had drawn on
his imagination, and on his imagination
only, for every life that he had written, ---
All the Year Round.
Demoralizing to Backbiters.
Ono peculiarity of Mr. Childs is not gen-
erally known. He made it a rule of his
life never to speak ill of any one. If Smith'
went to him and told him that Brown/,
was his deadliest enemy, he sent for Brown
and intimated that Smith was the dearest"
friend they both had on earth, and owing
to the kind things Smith had said about
him he wanted to thank kiln and fjnd out
1f there was any favor Weald door him.
Ungnestiontply Mr. C ilds' rule in life
was the rare Christi t • one, that if one's
cheek wag smitten he . ould tura the oth-
er.—Philadcilphia Tim
"When I was a Boy
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For the last fifteen years, I have
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A Bad Cold,
and I know of numbers of people
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not considering it safe to be with-
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"f have been using Ayer's Cliefry
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study, and I have comp to the conclusion
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Dover, N. J.
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