Clinton New Era, 1894-06-22, Page 7Si3OR,T S 'oRIEs REToL'D.
The members of a theatrical ,coni-
pany, travelling through Lake Gleoege
on their way to Canada, were COM -
wearing upon e grandeur of
the
sceneryp, when the train
came to a
standstill. Oneof the men, becpining•
impatient, ventured cut, and upon his
return was asked, the cause of the de.
lay, "Well," be, replied, "a piece of
the scenery has fallen across the track."
During a strike on the North British
railway, much" difficulty was experi-
enced in finding engineers to keep the
necessary trains running. Ope of the
substitutes, a young fellow, ran some
distance pant a station, and then, put-
ting back, ran es much too far the
other way, He,was preparing to make
a third attempt,when the station
agent shouted, to the great amusement
of the passengers: "Never. mind, Tarn -
Leas; stay where you are ! We'll shift
the eftation."
Minard's Liniment the best Hair Restorer
A good story, which is of course un-
true, is told on Judge Durham. The
incident is said to have happened while
he was Controller of Currency. One
Sunday, so the story goes, the Judge,
who .s a devout man, went to church
in Washington. The audience was an
inspiring_ one, and the sermon a good
one. When the minister had quit
speaking, he said: "Now let us return
thanks to the Great Controller of the
Universe." No sooner had the words
been uttered than the Judge, who is a
gentlemen of the old school, arose and
publicly thanked the preacher for the
distinguished honor he had paid him.
Thousands of new patrons have taken
Hood'sSareaparilla this season andrealized
its benefit in bleed purified and health re-
etored,
Down in South Minneapolis there is
a barber named Hans. The other day
he found himself a victim of financial
depression, and seemed on the eve of a
crisis. He .was able, however, to bor-
row two dollars from his friend the
shoemaker, and with this financial as-
sistance he tided over his difficulties.
His gratitude to his friend the shoe-
maker knew no bounds, and be was
scarce able find words in which to ex-
press his obligation. "Johann," he
cried, "Oh, Mein Johann. if ever your
fader and rnoder die, if ever you are
hungry or haven't anything to wear,
yust come to me, Johann, and I vill
shave you for not'ing."
The tale is told in the East: A lady
one day found a man following her,
and she asked him why he did so. His
reply was: "You are very beautiful,
and I am in love with you." "Ohl you
think me beautiful, do you? There is
my sister over there, you will find her
much more beautiful than I am. Go
and make love to her." On hearing
this the man went to see the sister, but
found she was very ugly; so he came
back in an angry mood, and asked the
lady why she had told him a falsehood.
She then answered: "Why did you
tell me a falsehood?" The man was
surprised at this accusation. and asked
when be had done so. Her answer
was: "You said 'you loved me. If that
had been true, you would not have
gone to make love to another woman."
I cored a horse of the mange by using
MINARD'S LINIMENT.
Dalhousie. CHRISTOPHER SAUNDERS.
—I cured .aMine "" badly- tern - by a- pitch
fork, with MINARD'S LINIMENT.
St. Peters, C.B. EDWARD LINLIEF.
I cured a horse of a bad swelling with
MINARD'S LINIMENT.
Bather N.B. Thos. W' PAYNE.
There is a good story told in legal
circles about Hon. A. S. Hardy, Onta-
rio Commissioner of Crown Lands. It
is said that when he began the practice
of the legal profession in Brantford
many years ago, he was retained to
defend a young man charged with
forgery. When the case was called
the prosecution announced that they
were willing to withdraw. Mr Hardy,
the prisoner's counsel, at once arose
and indignantly protested, claiming
that his client was a deeply injured
person, who would be satisfied with
nothing but an honorable acquittal,
and was contemplating an action for
damages. Thus spurred up, the prose-
cution decided to go on with the case,
and it resulted in Mr Hardy's client
being sent to penitentiary for seven
years.
That W. R. Meredith has a quick
wit has often been demonstrated.
Thomas E. Champion, in the Canadian
Magazine for June, gives a couple of
instances. On one occasion of his first
contest he was addressing a meeting
the night previous to' -polling day,
when a mnn in the crowd got off the
usual query, "Does your mother know
you're out?" This as usual made a
laugh, but the laugh was turned when
Mr Meredith replied, "Yes, my friend,
and by this time to -morrow night she
will know I am in." On another oc-
casion a tough interrupted him with
the gag, "Get your hair cut." Mr
Meredith fixed his eyes on the inter-
rupter, whom he recognized as a man
whom he, as a lawyer, had been in-
strumental in "sending down" to do a
term, and quiety remarked, "It seems
to me I once had something to do with
getting your hair cut."
"I was amused at an act of polite-
ness I once witnessed on the part of a
monkey that bad a very peculiar ef-
fect on my dog," said Stephen L.
Warner, of St. Louis, "One day an
Italian organ -grinder accompanied by
a trained monkey wandered into our
town, and the man stopped before my
house to play. The monkey was an
intelligent little fellow, and was at-
tired in a jacket and cap. While his
master was grinding out the music the
monkey hopped down from the organ
where he had been sitting, and, jump-
ing the fence, came up into my yard.
He was at once spied by a fox -terrier
of mine, and the dog made a rush at
him. The monkey awaited the onset
with such undisturbed tranquility
at the dog halted within a few feet
him to reconnoitre. Both animals
k a long, steady stare at each
er, when suddenly the monkey
sed his paw and gracefully saluted
s enemy by raising his hat. The ef-
ct was magical. The dog's head and
til dropped, and he sneaked off into
e house and would not leave it un -
ll satisfied that his polite but myster-
bus guest had departed,"
TESTING 111° NESTY.
Your druggist is honest if when you sok
him for a bottle of Scott's Emulsion he
give yon just what yob. ask for. He knows
that this is the beet form in which to take
Cod Liver Oil.
A Coal tUipez's Kesene,
THE STORY OF A WORKERIN
THE WESTVLLc,E, N. S.,
MILLS.
SunzseD FROM ASTHMA AND INDIGESTION—.
UNABLE TO Woas FOR Maar Lose MONTHS
—Hz HAS. Now REGAINED COMPLETE
HEALTH. APD STRENGTH.
From the Stellarton, N. S., Journal.
Faith doesn't come to all by hearing.
With • many seeing is believing. Many
when they read of what bas been effected
in other parts of the_aonntry may shake
'their heads with an inoredilons air. To
satisfy such people it is necessary to bring
the matter home; to show it to them at
their own doors. The people of this coun-
try may not have heard, or only known
little about the places where good has been
effected by the use of the medicine, the
name of which is on everybody's lips, but'
they beard of Westville, the second most
populous town in the county, and people
far and near have heard of the mining
town where in '73, twenty years ago, over
fifty lives were lost by an explosion in a
mine, and the people of these provinces
know it to -day as ,the place from which
they draw their °apply of fuel. Hearing
of a cure that had been effected in West-
ville through the agency of Dr.' Williams'
Pink Pills, a Journal reporter thought it
might be of general interest to ascertain
the particulars. So to Westville he went,
and called at the home of Mr Thos. I&o-
Millan, who is known to every man, wo-
man and ohild in the place, having taken
up his home there twenty years ago. Mr
McMillan was not to be seen at times, un-
less our reporter sought him at a distance
of between three and four thousand feet
underground, in one of the deepest coal
mines on the continent, where he was at
work. Mrs McMillan was at home, how-
ever, and when informed the objeot of the
reporter's visit, said she could give all the
information neoeseary—and she gave it
freely. "Yes," said she, "Tom wee a very
sink man, so sink that he was unable to
work for eight months—a long time wasn't
it?" she said by way of question. "He had
been sick more or less for about a year.
He was like a great many miners who had
to work in poor afr,troubled with the asthma
and indigestion. Hecouldn't eat well and
of oouree did not thrive. He lost flesh
gradually ,end at length became 'so weak
that he wee nnablg,_t0.,wo4., After he
hal been sick for some months ',:e read of
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills. We talked the
mac, overand it was agreed to give the
Pink Pills a trial—and it was a.blessing we
did. After he began to take the pills he
felt himself gradually gaining strength.
By degrees his appetite returned and with
it his strength, and by the time he bad
taken six boxes he considered himself a
well man. At this time he returned to his
work in the mine, but he continued taking
the Pills for some time, to make sure that
the trouble was driven out of his system.
He can now work steadily and is as strong
and healthy as he ever was. We are both
so pleased with the great good this remedy
did him that we never fail to recommend
it toand_sick acquaintances. This state -
ment is simple tants, and is voluntarily
given because my husband has been bene-
fitted by reading the statement of another,
and so some one"else may be benefitted by,
knowing what they have done for him.
Dr Williams' Pink Pills are a specific
for all diseases arising from an impover-
ished oondition_of the_blooi r -a. shattered
condition of the nervous forces, such as -St.
Vitus dance, locomotor ataxia, rheuma-
tism, paralysis, sciatica, the after effects of
La Grippe, lose of appetite, headache, diz-
ziness, chronic erysipelas, scrofula, eta
They are also a specific for the troubles
peculiar to the female system, correcting
irregularities, suppressions and all forms
of female weakness, building anew the
blood and restoring the glow of health
to pale and sallow cheeks. In the ease of
men they effect a radical care in all cases
arising from mental worry, overwork or
excesses of any nature. These pills are
not a purgative medicine. They contain
only life-giving properties and nothing
that could injure the delicate system.
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills are sold only in
boxes bearing the firmtrade mark and wrap-
per printed in red ink. Bear in mind that
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills are never sold in
any other style of package, and any dealer
who offers substitutes is trying to defraud
you. Ask for Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for
Pale People and refuse all imitations and
substitutes.
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills may be had of
all druggists, or direct by mail from Dr.
Williams' Medicine Company, Brockville,
Ont., or Schenectady, N. Y., at 50 cents a
box, or six boxes for 32.50.
Senator Billa Flint died at Ottawa.
on Frliday.
There are yet $3,000 of the Enniskile
len taxes for last year uncollected.
Waterloo receives and ships more
freight than any town of its size in On-
tario.
The First Presbyterian church at
Brockville is to be repaid at a cost of
$5,000.
Not many business houses in these Uni-
ted States can boast of fifty years' stand.
ing. The business of Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co.,
Lowell, Masa., whose incomparable Sar-
saparilla is known and used everywhere,
has passed its half -centennial and was
never °o vigorous as at present.
The wife of Champion Oarsman, J.
G. Gaudaur, died very suddenly at Or-
illa Friday night.
Emily Roberts, a maiden lady aged
45, was found drowned at Fleming's
dock, Coilingwood, Friday.
D. M. Howie, night agent at the
Grand Trunk, Battle Creek, was badly
injured while splitting woodTl'iirsday
morning. The axe caught on a clothes
line and cut his right ear off. His skull
was also fractured.
A LAUGHABLE MISTAKE.
Two ladies entered a book -store recently
and the younger asked the clerk for a book
called "Favorite Prescription." The puz-
zled attendant was unable to comply with
her request and she left the store disap-
pointed. Inquiry elicited the fact that she
had overheard a conversation between two
literary ladies in which "Favorite Prescrip-
tion" wag mentioned with extravagant
praise, and had jumped to the conclusion
that it was a book. She now knows that
Dr, Pierce's Favorite Prescription is a
sovereign mire for the ills and "weakness-
es" peouliar to women, for she has been
oured by its use.
It is the only medicine of its clam, sold
by druggists, under a positive guarantee
that it will care in all oases of dieeaae for
which it is recommended. or money paid
for it will be promptly refunded.
Dr. Pierod's Pellets cure permanently
oonrtipatien, sink headitdbe, bilibuenelis,
indigestion and kindred'ailmonts.
TX -IE Ci#R.+r J, ev NEW ERA
THE $NOWBALL,�IV,AGON
;._STANDS TO. DAY
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a
EiAD OULDERSOVE ' LLOTHERS
OWBALLWA ONCO.STG0 GEO
lune 22, 1:S$4-
This is one of the beet Farm Waggons manu-
aetured, having been on the market for 60 years,
and being very strongly built, while at the same
time adapted to all kinds of work, and ie noted
for its lightness of draft and easy running. Thos°
who have aced them will use no other, while the
price at wbioh it is sold is no more than would
be paid for an inferior.artiele. The undersigned
is sole agent for this neighborhood, and the wag
gen may be inspected at any time at his shop
OLIVER JOHNSTON,
BLACKSMITH
ISAAC STREET, : CLINTON
WASHINti MACHINES.
Mr B. Cole is manufacturing foeeale a Patent
Washing Machine called the ' magic Washer"
which is offered at a very low figure. They can
be seen at his residence, Ieeao street.
B. COLE. Clinton.
"LIVE HOGS
WANTED—Live Hogs from 160 to 200
Pounds.
D. CANTELON, Clinton
Be .miller Nursery
FRUIT AND ORNAMENTAL TREES,
NORWAY SPRUCE, SCOTCH
AND ASTRACHAN PINE,
The latter of which we make a specialty.
LARGE STOCK ON HAND,
The above ornamental trees and shrubbery will
be sold at very low prices, and those wonting any
thing in this connection will save money by cur
abasing here.
Orders by be promptly attendrd
to. Address,.
JOHN STEWART. — BanmIllar.
J. C. srEvENsoN,
—THE LEADING—
UNDERTAKER
—AND—
EMBALMER.
A FULL LINE OF
GOODS KEPI in STOCK
ThebestEmbalming Fluidused
Splendid Hearse.
ALBERT ST.,CLINTON
Residence over store.
OPPOSITE TOWN HALL
DO YOU WANT
A First -clans Step or Long Ladder ?
A Handy Wheelbarrow?
A Splendid Churn, or anything of like
nature? Then call onl W. SMITHSON, a
shop, No.7 Frederick St., or E. Dinsley
Will be atlDineley'e cornerevery Saturday
afternoon.
PUMPS : : PUMPS
If you want a first-class, well -made pump, one
that will give you satisfaction, send your order
to the undersigned. He will dig and clean
wells and do it at the closest prices. He also
handles a first-class FORCE PUMP
JAMES FERGUSON
Opposite Queen's Hotel • High Street, Clinton
Clinton Planing Mill
—AND ---
DRY KILN!
The subscriber, having the very latest improved
machinery, and employing the moat skilled work-
men is able to do work in his line in the most
satisfactory manner, at reasonable rates and
on the shortest notice. A trial solicited
FACTORY NEAR G.T R. STATION, CLINT,
THOS. MoEENZIE
ROBERT -:- DOWNS,
CLINTON,
Manufacturer and Proprietor for the beet roma
Mill Dog In use. Agent for tho'ealeand appli-
cation of the A'FISHaa PATENT AOTOYLT10 BOILER
CLEANER. STEAM FITTINGS furnished and app
ed on short notice
Rollers. Engines, and all kinds o
Machinery repaired expeditiously
and In asatisfactory manner
Farm implements manufactured' and repaired
Steam and water pumps furnished and put in
positipn. Dry Ellin
moderato.
0n application
Charges
City BAKERY
OPPOSITE FAIR'S MILL.
The undersigned having bought out the bakery
business e0 suocessfully carried on by Mr Wm.
Young will continue the business at the old stand
He will endeavor, by supplyiYt of class
rt'
ole, to merit the liberal ell
Broad delivered anywhere in town
Wedding Cakes, Fruit or Sponge Cakes
supplied on short noiice.
M. BEC7KWITH, - CLINTON
RUTC'BJER : Sli11PS
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SMITH'S BLOOK,
OPPOSITH THE POST OFFICE, W.INTON
The undersigned having opened out in the
Smith Blook ydesiree to state(thethe will keep on
hand the. very choicest Meats. Having no ex-
pense outside of himself, he is in a position to sell
at the very closest prloes.
He will at all times be prepared to pay the
bighest market price for Export Cattle.
LIVSI HOGS always wanted (for export. Give
hini a (tall.
ROBT. FITZSIMONS
HURON ST. BUTCHER SHOP
I desire most coraially to thank a,;those who
have favored ue with their patronage since I
commenced in business, and to assure them and
theTublic generally that we are in Setter shape
than ever to oateer to their wants, having added
an improvedrefrigeratorand other oonvonienoes
at our shop.
W HEATLEY & SCRUTON
Clinton MEAT Market
BUSINESS : CHANGE.
Tho undersigned desires to Intimate that he
has bought out the interest of Mr Oouob, in the
butchering business lately carried on under the
yle of FORD et COUCH. He will continue the
same at the•old stand, and trusts by giving the
closest and moat careful attention to the busi-
ness straightforward and courteous treatment
to all, and handling only choice moat, to merit
and receive a fair share of public patronage. AD
orders carefully and promptly filled
JAMES A. FORD .
Central Butcher Shop
Subecriberdesires to thank the public general-
ly, for the patronage bestowed upon him; and
at the same time to say that he ie now in a bet
ter position than ever to supply the wants of all.
As he gives personal attention to all the details
of the business customers can rely on their
orders being promptly and satisfactorily filled.
His motto is "good meat at reasonable prieee."
Choice Sausage, Poultry, &c.,
in season.
Cash paid for Hides, Skins, &o.
JOHN SCRUTON,
Albert St., Clinton.
Flour and Feed Stores
Flour, Feed & Seed Store
The undersigned having forme& a uartnership
desire to intimate that they will keel. on hand
the very best -
FLOUR and FEED
Of all kinds also the choicest variety of
Clover,. Timothy Sc Small Seeds
Which will be sold at close margins for cash.
SALT also kept on hand. They will also keep a
choice variety of all kinds of TEAS which con-
sumers will find to be excellent value.
HILL & PROUT,
HURON ST., CLINTON.
COOK'S
FlourmFeedtStore
BRAN & SHORTS
In large or small quantities.
OIL CAKE and MEAL
OF ALL KINDS.
10 pounds Choice Oatmeal for 1
bushel of Oats.
D. COOK, CLINTON.
BANKS
The Molsons Bank.
Incorporated by Act of Parliament,1855,
CAPITAL, - - $2,000,000.
REST FUND, - $1,175,000
HEAD OFFICE, MONTREAL.
J. H. R. MOLSON President.
F. W. THOMAS,....General Manager.
Notes discounted Collections made, Drafts is-
sued, Sterling and American exchange bought
and sold at lowest current rates. Interest al-
lowed on deposits.
Er A. ItrkilEFits .
,
Money advanced to (armee on their own note
with ono or mora endorsers. No mortgage re-
quired as security
H. C. BREWER, Manager.,
61E0. D. McTAGGART.
BANKER,
ALBERT ST, - CLINTON.
A. general Banking Business
tr ansacted
NOTES DISCOUNTED
Draft:Owned. Interest allowed on
deposit°.
FARRAN & TISDA.LL
BAIN KER S,
CLIl'i TON„ ONT
Advances made to farmers on their own
notes at low rates of interest.
general tanking Business transaoted
Inte"e , allowed on deposits.
rte Notes bought
J. P. TISDALL, Manage
THE COILED SPRING
Wove Wire Fencing.
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To our customers wire bave helped ns tomak
e our last year the best in the hstc,ry
the firm, we tender our beat thanks, and assure them we will will epar'
efforts to not only retain their trade, but to give them even batter vain
their money or produce than heretofore. We have just closed the puroh
ONE CAR LOAD OF SUGAR
Direot from Redpath's refinery (without doubt the best Sugar prod
Cthatanadcana) not be
whloh e webeatenwill. sell by the dollars worth or by the barrel a
TEAS, COFFEES, CANNED GOODS, FRUIT
And/everything pertaining to a first -glass trade as low as the lowest. We bell
are within the mark, when we say our BLACK TEA at 50e
beats the town. We have had a large sale of CROCKERY la
which has diminished our stock somewhat, but have a nice assortmen
arriving which we will be pleased to show intending purchasers. Call and
get prides before buying.
INC1IUR,RA.Y & WILTSR,
NearPostOfice—CENTRAL GROC,ji RY---Tolephore 44
Welcome Slrilligidar at IhiI,Alii !cuss euuiu Time
We offer full lines of Scrubbing Brushes, Stove Brushes, Shoe Brushes, Whitewash
Brushes, Self -wringing Mops and Mop handles, Patent Broome, &o., Whiting, Pearline,
Sapolio, 'Washing Soda and V6 aching Crystal.
SOAPS—Sunlight, Sunbeam, Home Sweet Home, Surprise, Wide Awake, N. P.,
Victor, O. K., Electric, Dingman's, Amonia, Niagara, Standard, Century Soap.
TOILET SOAPS—Pure White Castile and Oatmeal Bars, Heliotrope, Baby's Own,
Home Comfort, Carbolic, Tar, Sulphur, Master Mechanics will remove tar and grease
from the bands.
CROCKERY—During April we offer Toilet Sets, Dinner and Tea este at greatly re-
duced prices for cash. We cannot be excelled in the quality and Savor off our TEAS.
either in Black, Green or Japans. Special outs in Teas and Supra in quankities., Oawa.-
ed goods, Pickles, Spines. Hams, Bacon, Lard, Cottolene, Oatmeal, Cornmeal, Flakat \
Peas, Flaked Hominy. We continue to offer special inducements to oath pnrohaseee
N. ROBSON, - Clir ,.ton
CLINTON.
Sash, Door & Blilld Factory
• •
• •
S s. COOPER, Proprietor :
Owing to my increasing business, I am bnild`isesan _sate Wave sdditldn to my
premises, and ales putting in one of the latest improved Patent Dry Kilns;` a
will then be in a better position than ever to fill all orders entrusted to me. We.
prepare plans and estimates for all kinds of residences, and execute contracts
for the same on short notice, and in a workmanlike manner. We -manufacture
to order and also carry in stock all kinds of Window Sash, Door Frames,
Blinds, Lumber, Lath, &o. Persons who intend to build will find it to their
own interest to see me before aodoing.
S. S. COOPER, Clinton
THE ONLY ONE IN THE WORLD .
--THE OXFORD-.•
OIL GAS COOK STOVE
That will burn
ROUGH WOOD and COAL
...Equally WeIl. --
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Has the Largest Oven.
IS A-FARI1ER'S STOVES
Is Everybody's
Cook Stove.
See it.
without wick.
Makes and Burns Its Own Cas
From Common Coal Oil.
NO DIRT, NO HEAT IN THE KITCHEN.
Cooks a Fam s Dinner for Two Cents..
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When we assert that
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Kidney Pills
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Cure Backache, Dropsy,
Lumbago, Bright's Dis-
ease, Rheumatism and all
other forms of Kidney
Troubles, we are backed
by the testimony of all
who have used them.
THEY CURE TO STAY CURED.
By all drugggists or mail on receipt of price,
so cents. llr. L. A. Smith & Co., Toronto.
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ALL THa WOMEN
Are healthy some of the time, some woman are
healthy all the time, but all women are not
healthy all the time unless they wash with a
SEWARD :: WASHER
We warrant the Seward Washer to cleanse any
fabric that soap and water will cleanse. Now Is
the time to wash your carpets and lace curtain.
Got a Seward Washer, manufactured by
i1. T. SErWARD, 3 Clinton, Ont
tal4ilire VANUA .in sTSr 'toeMb ip Oa