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Home My WebLink AboutClinton New Era, 1894-06-22, Page 6R ( I r ,J'nfP 22 1804. IIUMQR4. Wife, --Think I can't keep a secret, de att? Hosbande-Yes, I do:. i'Vifo -- Well, I've worn an old hat trimmed over 'for the past two. months, and I haven't told a soul yet, so there. Minerd'HLiniment for Ithegmatisln. "d've setout the petunias and the rhododendrons and the geraniums and the verbenas, and I'm tired," said the young husband, "I should think you Might be. I'm glad it's done. What did you do with the flower pots?" re- marred his wife. "By jove! I forgot to take. 'em off. They're planted toll;!" Pretty 1Teacher� (severely) --Johnny! Johny Stubbs! You are whispering again. Johnny, (a smart boy)—Please, I was only telling Winnie Winkles What nice things all the gentlemen said about you when you were walking along the street. HEART DISEASE RELIEVED IN 30 MINUTES: All. oases of organic or sympathetic heart disease relieved in 30 minutes and quickly oared, by Dr. Agnew's Cure for the Heart. one dose convinces. Sold by Watts & Co., and ALLAN & WILSON, druggists. Peddler --Have you any daughters, mnum? I1onsekeper — Sir! l" Please, mum, I don't ask out of vulgar curiosi- ty, ruin. I am selling reasonators." "What. are they?" "You hang one up in the hall, : mum, and it so magnifies every sound that a good -night kiss sounds like a cannon -shot." "Give me three." HOW TO GET A SUNLIGHT PICTURE• Send 25"glunlight" Soap wrappers wrap- per bearing life worda,„"Why .Does a Wom- an Leok Old,SoRner Than a,M,an")to LNvSR Biros., 'Ltd., 43 Scott St., Toronto, and yon will receive by post a pretty picture, free from advertising and well worth fram- - - 'ins. Thiel is an easy way to decorate your home. The soap ie the best in the market and it will only cost lo postage to send in the wrappers, if you leave the ends open. Write your address carefully. CONUNDRUMS What tea is commended in the Scrip- ture? Charity. When are people like a cloudy sky? When they are gray. What rose should be cultivated for soup? The onion rows. When is a door like a hastily -eaten meal? When it is bolted. What is the least desirable city in which to dwell? Infelicity. Minard's Liniment is the Best. What is the most brilliantly lighted city in the world? Electricity. Why are strawberries like the letter J? Because they come:in June and July. What kind of a horse is generall7 disliked by everybody excepting his rider? A hobby horse.; THE WHY AND WHEREFORE. There is nothing marvelous in thy. fact that Hood's Sarsaparilla should cure so mtl,ny disorders "flesh is heir to" are due impure or poisonous condition of the od, and that Hood's Sarsaparilla is an ctive and radical blood purifier, the ole thing is explained. - asides itii 'blood purifying- qualities, x. d's Sarsaparilla also contains the best -nown vegetable stomach tonics, diuretics, kidney remedies and liver.invigorants, and ;s thus an excellent specific for all disord- ers of these organs, as well as for low con- / dition of the system, or That Tired Feel- ing. PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT. Mrs Nellie Grant Sartoris, who has an income of $30,000 a year, will make her home permanently in Washington. Pierre L. Jolly, the naturalist Aof the Smithsonian Institution, who died re- cently in Tucson, Ariz., was only thir- -- y-eigl3t.years old. Minard's Liniment cures LaGrippe. Captain Joseph Waters, in declining to engage in a debate with theWomen's Populist Club, of Topeka, Kan.,sagely remarked that no power on earth is strong enough to induce him to dispute with a woman. Col. Barber, who died at the age of fifty -years in Rock Fork, W. Va., kept a grist mill, and had never charged a cent -of toll to a widow or to a soldier who had served in either thejUnion or Confenerate armies. RHEUMATISM CURED IN A DAY.—South Am- erica I1henmatio Cures for Rheumatism and 2venrlgia radically cures in 1 to 3 days. Its action upon the system is re- markable and mysterious. It removes at once the cause, and the disease immediate ly disappears. The first dose greatly bene- fits. Sold by WATTS & Co., and ALLAN & Wmsos, druggists. Elvin and Elmira Fife, twin maiden sisters, who are living at Peterboro. N. H., at the age of 83 years, claim to be the oldest twins on earth. Altho.lgh living in the same house and eating at same table, each;one cooks her own the meals. Lena Sutter, a New York shop girl, from all indications has died from joy. She was supporting her mother and family on her salary. of $6 a week, and when her employer recently advanced her wages to 117.50 the girl became de- lirious and lived only two days. Phvsici sa�r9 the world over, endorse it; babies and children like the taste of it. Weak mothers respond readily to its nour- ishing powers. Scott's Pill* Emulsion the Cream of Cod-liver 01I, is the life of the blood, the maker of sound flesh, solid bones and lung tissue, and the very essence of nourishment. Don't be deceived by Substitutes! Boat&fownealellodlle.dllbrugtiete.soo.d$L "When I was a Boy," Writes Postmaster J. C. WooDsoNp Forest, Hill, W. Va., c'I had a bron, chial trouble of such a persistent and stubborn charagter, that the doctor pronounced it incurable with ordinary medicines, and advised me to try Ayer'* Cherry Pectoral. I did 50, and one bottle cured me. For the Mast fifteen years, I have used this preparation with good effect whenever I take -A Bad Cold, and I know of numbers of people who keepit in the house all the time. not considering it safe to be with- out it." "I have been using Ayer's Cherry Pectoral in my family for 30 years, with the most satisfactory results, and can cheerfully recommend it ae being espe- cially adapted to all pulmonary com- plaints. I have, for many years, made pulmonary and other medicines a special study, and I have come to the conclusion that Ayei'a Cherry Pectoral occupies a position pre-eminent over other medi- cines of the class."—Chas. Davenport, Dover, N. J. Ayer's Cherry Pectoral Prepared by Dr. J. C. Ayer tic Co., Lowell, Man. Prompt to act, sureto cure NO LIGHT IN THE WINDOW. As the train sped along in the night, with drowsy passengers outstretched upon the seats, the conductor was ob- served frequently peering out of the frosty window into the darkness. The night was black, and nothing could be seen but a sheet of snow over the shadowy landscape, and yet the con- ductor shaded his eyes with his two hands and held his face—a weary -look- ing face it was, too—close to the win- dow pane. "Looking to see if your girl is awake yet?" inquired the inquisitive passen- ger, with a coarse laugh. The conductor looked around and shuddered as with husky voice he re- plied simply: Yes. And then the inquisitive passenger became garrulous and familiar. He sat down beside the conductor and poked him in the ribs as he Lightly said : "Ah, I see. Going- to -get married and quit the road. Going to marry a farmer's daughter. Worth much?' "She's worth a million to me." Further remarks in a similar vein did the passenger make, but the con- ductor deigned no more replies. Sud- denly the whistle of the locomotive gave a long, low moan, the conductor stuck his eyes still closer to the win- dow, seemed to fasten his gaze upon some object in the darkness, and then fell back in his seat with a cry of des- pair upon his lips, The passsengers gathered round to inquire the nature of the trouble, when the brakeman assisted his chief to rise and led him into the baggage car. The conductor's face was as white as the snow banks which fringed the iron roadway, and his eye wore a look of tearless grief. "Poor Sam,"said the brakeman, up- on his return, "it's a bad night for him. Four weeks his little girl had heeu ill. Night after night he was at het bed, but then she got better and he came back to the train. He arrang- ed with his wife that if all was well with the little one she'd display a lamp right in the window of the sick room. The boys all knew it, and every night we all looked for the light almost as eagerly as Sam himself. He lives by the side of the track back here a few miles —and to -night there was no light in the window for Sam." NEWS NOTES The aggregate debt of the Dominion has increased since June, 1883, from $300,054,521 to $301,691,110. By piling up the debt in this way an imaginary "surplus" can be talked about by high tax orators. Erin county council has refused to abolish the fee system, on the ground laid down by many sensible Patrons of Industry and by Liberals generally, that the man who requires the servi- ces of a registrar, or a sheriff,ora,coun- ty court clerk, should pay for them. George Crocker, .of San Francisco, has been paid $400,000 for keeping sober for five years, and will receive the same amount five years hence if he keeps it up. His millionaire father made that a provision in his will. RELIEF IN tirx HOURS.—Distressing Hid ney and Bladder diseases relieved in six hours by the "New GItEAT SOUTH AMERICAN KIDNEY CURE." This new remedy is a great surprise and delight to physicians on account of its exceeding promptness in re- lieving pain in the bladder, kidneys, back and every part of the urinary passages in male or female. It relieves retention of water and pain in passing it almost im- mediately. If you want quick relief and cure this is yonr remedy)': Sold by Watts & Co., and ALLAN & WILSON, Druggists. A wedding ceremony in one of the Winnipeg churches a clay or two ago, was interrupted by a young man who rushed in and begged an interview with the bride. He claimed he had been courting the bride and believed she would have him, only he had not f'one through the formality of propos- ing. As it was not yet too late, -the bride was requested to step aside and, on being asked, flatly refused. The original ceremony then proceeded. Children Cry for Pitcher's Cast Via. ''". E CLINTON TON W 74RA iVTI7N IIT r1' 1 P FI , t The following is a complete list of the candidates already in the field for the coining o ' -., Ontario eleoton9;- Constituinoy Addington Algoma, E 1 Algoma, W Brant, N Brant, S Brookville Bruoe,N Bruce, S Bruoe,0 Cardwell Carleton Dafferin Dundee Conservative ,I Liberal Independent Petrone Reid Savage .'IoIntosh Jelly McIntosh Halliday Farewell Conmee Wood ., }tardy Dana Hopkins (P.P A ) Kitchen Truax Doak Durham, E Derham, W Elgin, E Elgin, W Essex, N Essex, S • Frontenao Glengarry Grenville Grey, C Grey, N Grey, S Haldimand Halton Hamilton, E Haniilton,W Hastings, N Hastings, W Hastings, E Huron, E Heron, S Huron, W Kent, E Monk Barr Whitney Fallie Reid Brower McCall Lyttle (P.li,'.A.). • Buchanan .... Gallagher .... Bueh Rorke Read ....... Kerne ..n Wood LOokhart ,... Dance, MoNeieh MOKee Balfour .. Laney Rayeide Hartman Cleland MoKeohnie Baxter . Husband Campbell Valens McDonald Jeffs Kidd Dynes Fox Ford White Boulellier McGillivray .... Wintemute Dobson Haycock McPherson Fox Gamey Metdalfe McNichol Senn Middleton .... Gibson Hudson Weismiller .. Kept, W Kingston Lambton, E Lambton, W Lanark, N Lanark, 8' Leeds Lennox Lincoln London Middlesex, E Middlesex, N Middlesex, W Monok Muskoka Nipiesing Norfolk, N Col. Watson .. Clancy Smythe Preston Matheson Beatty Meacham Hisoott Meredith Gilmour Fox Leitch Langford .. Norfolk, S Northumberland, E Northumberland, W Ontario, N Ontario, 5 Ottawa Boughner ...t Willoughby Mitchell Glendinning Miller Vermilyea Gibson McLean Carrow Ferguson Harty McCormick . McKenzie Caldwell Clarke Smith Han000k (P.P.A) Baggerty iggar sioComb McCallum (PPA) Gurd (P.P.A.) .. Symington Thompson! Hobbs O'Dell' Taylor Ross Harocurt Cockburn Loughrin .. „ Carpenter Charlton Webb Field Chappie Dryden Metier (P.P.A.) . . Fournier Oxford, N Oxford, 5 Parry Sound Peel Perth, N Perth, 5 Peterboro, E Peterboro, W Prescott Prince Edwart' Renfrew, N. Renfrew,S Russell Simcoe, E Simcoe, C Simcoe,W Stormont Toronto,E Toronto, W Toronto,N Toronto, S Victoria, N Victoria, W Waterloo, N Waterloo, 5 Welland Wellington, E Wellington, S Wellington, W Wentworth, N Wentworth, 5 York, E York, N York, W Beattie Crawford ... • Smith ... •.. Magwood .... McPherson Ballantyne Lanoaeter .,• .. Blezard Winch Stratton Evanturel . Gibson McDonald ... Shaw Barr Mowat McKay Sharpe ,Armstrong .. Sprott Misoampbell Thompson Duff Ryerson Crawford ... ?darter Howland Carnegie Bryans McCleary .... Hampton .... Wilson Ryckman . • St. John Tierney Robillard Harvey Patton Hartman Race Laird McLaren Milne, Connolly Darliug Pardo Wood Ferguson Wilson Oliver Shore Alexander Welch Crawford Dalton Cruse Ewing Horseman Nancekivel Weiderholt McNeil Quinn Cross Coven Lindsay Tait Moss Armstr' ng (labor) Rothwell Lawson Coutts Currie Bennett McKay Robertson Moore . . German Craig Mutrie Allan Flatt Awrey Richardson Davis Hill • Thursdon Campbell Shoemaker Sipes Park Darby Tucker Nicholson Hutchinson .. Varlcecete, Emissions, Nervous Debility, Seminal Weakness, Greif„ Stricture, Syphilis, Unnatural Discharges, Self Abuse, Kidney and Bladder Diseases Positively Cured by Tile Rev 1lletliod Treal�eotoO Wogdertul Diseover9 C!"You can Deposit the Money In Your Bank or with Your Postmaster to be pald us alter you are CURED under a written Guarantee! Self Abuse, Eceeeses and Blood Maumee have wrecked the lives of thousands of young men and middle aged men. The farm, the workshop, the Sunday school, the office the profes- sions—all have its victims. Young man, if you have been indiscreet, beware of the future. Middle aged men, you are growing prematurely weak and old, both sexually and physioally. Consult US before too late. NO NAMES USED WITHOUT WRITTEN CONSENT. Confidential. VARICOCELE, EMISSIONS AND SYPHILIS CURED. W. S. COLLINS. W. S. Collins, of Saginaw. Speaks. W. S. COLLINS. "I am 29. At 15 I learned a bad habit which I Contin- - ned till 19. I then became "one of the boys" and led a gay life. Exposure produced Syphilis. I became nerv- ous and despondent; no ambition; memory poor; eyes' red, sunken and blur; pimples on face; hair loose, bone pains; weak back; varicocele; dreams and losses at night; weakarte; deposit in urine etc. I epent hun- dreds of dollars without help, and was contemplating suicide when a friend recommended Drs. Kennedy & Kergan'e New Method Treatment. Thank God I tried it. In two months I was cured. This wee six \ 'years ago, and never had a return. Was married two years ago and all happy. Boys, try Drs. Kennedy & Ker- nEBOliE TREATM'T gan before giving up hope." 8. A. TONTON. Seminal Weakness, Impotency and Varicocele Cured. "When I oonsnited Dre. Kennedy & Kergan, I had little hope. I was surprised. Their new Method Treat- ment improved me the first weak. Emissions ceased, nerves became strong, pains disappeared, hair grow in again, eyes became bright, cheerful in company and strong stixually. Having tried many Quacks, I can heartily recommend Drs. Kennedy & Kergan as reliable BEFonETaleATu'T Spocialiats. They treated me honorably and skillfully." evrER TUEATM'T. T. P. EMERSON. A Nervous Wreck—A Happy Life. T. P. EMERSON. AFTER TREAT'S B. A. TONTON. T. P. Emerson -Has a Narrow Escape. "I live on the farm. At school I learned an early habit, which weakened me physically, sexually and mentally. b'amily Doctors said I was going into decline" (Consumption',. Finally 'Tho Golden Monitor," edited by Drs. Kennedy & Korgan fell in- to my hands. I learned the Truth and t 7tuse, Self abuse had sapped my vitality. I took the New Method Treatment and was cared. My friends think I was cured of Consnmpt ion. I have sent them many patients, all of whom wore cured. Their Now le i ethod Treatment supplies vigor, vitality and man- BEFORE TREATM'T. hood." AFTER TREATMaNU. READER! Are yon a victim? Have you lost hope? Aro yon contemplating mar- riage? Has your Blood been diem-nd? Ilave yon any weakness? Onr New Method Treatment will cure you. What it has done for others it will do for your �JCTR37TJA.x& i r ri==1 oxa. N'O peg 16 Years in Detroit, 160,000 Cured. No Risk. Consultation Free. No matter who has treated yon, write for an honest opinion Free of charge. Charges reasonable. Books Free —"Tho Golden Monitor" (illus- trated), on Diseases of men. Inclose postage,2 cants. Sealed, ItAPNO NAMES USED WITHUT WRITTEN CONSENT. PRI- VATE. No medicine co sent C.i 1. Questionnlist anboxesoor envel- opes. Everything confidential. Treat- ment, FREE. No 148 SHELBY' ST. DRS KENNEDY 8b KERGAN, DETROIT, MICR. HOLERA nMiORBUS ALWAYS PROMPTLY CURED BY PERRY DAMS' PA1 N -KILLER. DON'T WORRY! 3IINUGIIT TRY: IT BRIHGS.• COMFORT ,;OPI W M DON'T MISS THIS TEN DOZEN Men's SUnmer Fiarnei SHIRTS Well worth 75c Each For 350 Each or 3 for $1 ROBT. COATS & SON, CLINTON A OHANOE FOR EVERYBODY. •--WB,wHAVEi3'(JST PURCHASED A ZINE OF== , Bedrooms Suites,1 Sideboards Savelensiot. Tables slut LellaagGe At a big:reduction on the regular price, and we are going to give our customers the benefit of this reduction; so now is your chance to make your home look neat for very little money. Spade will not allow us to quote prices, as we have so many different lines, but come and see for yourself what great bargains we have to offer you. Parlor Suites Centre Tables, .:7-a11 Raobs Book Caapc. Seoreiacries, Bed Springs, Zdaitrestees And everything in our line cheaper than ever. We want your trade, and if Good Goods, Low Prices and Honest Dealings,ia what you want, we will have it. Furniture to suit everybody. JOSEPH CHIDLEY, FURNITURE DEALER AND UNDERTAKER. JOS. CHIDLEY JR.,FunerallDireotor and Embalmer. Night Calls Answered atjhis residence, King Street, opposite the Foundry. Save Your Potatoes We have secured the exclusive right foil -this place to sell Church's POTATO BUG FINISH For -lithe destruction of that post. The Finish acts as a fertilizer for the potato, thuslaccompliehing a double purpose. Ask for it. It is used dry. Seecironlltr and testimonials. We have also a supply of: PARIS GREEN To meet the views of those who don't likeito try new things Now is the time to procure your TURNIP SEED good and cheap. HAY RAKES, FORKS, PAINTS, OIL, VARNISH, FENCE WIRE in Barbed, Galvanized :and Black. BUTTER and EGGS WANTED for Cash or Trade. ADAMS' E.ZPORIUM, LONDESBORO R. ADAMS. RUMBALL' S CM�Z FACTORY Huron. Street, Clinton We have on hand an assortment of splendid 3LIGGIES. CARRIAGES, & WAGGONS Which we guarantee to be of first-class material and workmanship. i you want a good article at the price of a poor ono, tall and see us. �C". 111-3111113,4101L411.44 -- 10LATN'TON