Clinton New Era, 1894-06-15, Page 7714,14741.74 7Pw'r
7 " ,-110 ,:..y,- . ,'1
Ks
HUMOR,
Father -,-'No sense in, bnyi g• kites.
If you want a kite, I will make your
one.' Son (doubtfully), ---‘But I want
one that will fly.'
First $usband—'I hear that burglars
broke into your house last night. Did`
they find anything?'Second Husband—
$140. My wife is having a spring clear -
nig just naw.'
Kr Oakland aud'Mr Bloomfield' were
exchanging confidences, Said the first:
"My wife is a most persistent talker.
is yours?" Don't ask ape," replied the
latter. "Why, my dear fellow, my
wife talks in her sleep.
Mrs McFudd—'0ch,Patl and phat are
ye doing in that tub of water?' Mr
McFudd —`Faith and didn't the doctor
say Oi should take a spoonful in water
t'ree times a day? Oi know my business'
`I hear, McGinty, that ye broke yer
leg.' 'Then ye heard wrong, Lafferty.
Ye must think I'm a fool. It was broke
by accident. What would I want to
break my own leg for?"
A TORONTO 'BUSINESR PIAN
MAKES A V'4LUAlILE DISCOVERY.
$E LEARNS HOW TO KEEP k
WF,[,L AND STRONG DUR-
ING THE HOT SUMMER
MONTHS.
When Baby was sick, we gave her Criteria.
When she was a Child, she cried for Castorla.
When she became Mise, she clung to Castorla,
When ehe had Children, she gavethem Cestorla.
Housekeeper—"Those eggs you sold
me were stale, and I asked you fo r
fresh -laid eggs." Dealer (patronizing-
ly)—"Those eggs are fresh, madame,
not salted, and they are laid eggs, ma-
dame, not manufactured. Had you
desired eggs
ghould have asked for ftaken reshly
e
nest, y
laid eggs."
THE WHY AND WHEREFORE.
Th re is nothing marvelous in the fact
that Hood's Sarsaparilla should cure so
many disorders "flesh is heir to" are due
to impure or poisonous condition of the
blood, and that Hood's Sarsaparilla is an
effective and radical blood purifier, the
whole thing is explained.
Besides its blood purifying qualities,
Hood's Sarsaparilla also contains the best
known vegetable stomach tonics, diuretics,
kidney remedies and liver invigorants, and
is tb as an excellent specific for all disord-
ers of these organs, as well as for low con-
dition of the system, or That Tired Feel-
ing.
HOW CHINESE DO THINGS.
The men wear skirts and thewomen
trousers.
The men wear their hair long and the
women wear it short.
The men carry on dressmaking and
the women carry burdens.
The Chinese begin dinner with des-
sert and end with soup and fish.
Note first that the Chinese compass
points to the south instead of the north.
The Chinese launch their vessels side-
ways and mount their horses from the
off side.
Books are read backward, and what
we call foot notes are inserted at the
top of the page.
The Chinese surname comes first in-
stead of last.
The Chinese shake their own hands
instead of the hands of those they
would greet.
The spoken language of China is not
written and the wI itten language is
not spoken.
The Chinesedress in white at funerals
andin moruning at weddings,while old
women always serve as bridesmaids.
NO MORE FITS.
MRS WILLIAM LANOLEY WAS sIIRJECT TO THEM
FOR FIVE YEARS—DODD's KIDNEY PILLS,
WHICH NEVER YET FAILED,
CURED HER.
LONDON, June 11.—Mrs Wm. Langley, of
21 Euclid Ave., London South, has for the
past five years been subject to fits. She
was treated by doctors in Lansing and De-
troit, Mich., and by three different phy-
sicians in London. No one of them could
onre her. About two months ago she be-
gan using Dodd's Kidney Pills. Since then
she has had no return of the fits. To -day
she is perfectly cured. Her trouble was
undoubtedly due to kidney disorder, a fact
which the physicians who treated her never
discovered and consequently, their treat-
ment was in vain.
KEPT ROBUST AND f3TRONG BY
USING PAINE'S CELERY
COMPOUND.
"Last year, I learned a very valuable les-
son," said a well-known Toronto business
man: "I found that I oould maintain and
keep up my bodily strength and nervous
energy in a simple and very inexpensive
way during the hot summer weather, and
feel as well and strong as in the winter
months. How do I accomplish it? Simply
by using Paine's Celery Compound every
day during the month of June, before the
terrible hot and enervating weather oom-
mences. In this way I brace up my system
and nerves to meet the most weakening
period of the year. Of course I find it an
immense advantage to use Paine's Celery
Compound twice a day—morning and night
—during July and August.
The towns and cities of our Dominion
are full of energetic business men, many of
whom find ;life weary and burdensome in
mid -summer. They are weak, nervous,
sleepless and run-down; often appetite is
poor; the blood is impure, and courses slug-
gishly through the body, and the whole
human machinery is like a steam engine
that cannot be worked properly until thor•
oughly overhauled and repaired.
It is pleasing to know that, like the To-
ronto business man who has given hie ex-
perience, there'are thousands of men—busy
workers—in all callings of life, who are
growing stronger, brighter and more robust
every day, by using nature's restorer,
Paine's Celery Compound.Pure, rich and
healthy blood is sent through the deep parts
of the heart, liver and kidneys, leaving in
its passage material for rapid repair, and
taking away in its stream the used -up,
dangerous elements; seeds of weakness are
driven from every organ, and all the func-
tions receive new vim r and life.
Your own family etfysician will tell you
that Paine's Celery Compound feeds worn-
out nerves, fortifies the system and clears
the brain. It is the only medicine in the
world that truly "makes people well."
Now is the time to brace up and get rid of
your troubles, if you would be strong dur-
ing the heated term. One bottle of Peine's
Celery Compound will convince the most
skeptical that it possesses virtue and great
power. It will certainly do for you what
it has done for your friends and neighbors.
You have the past testimony of thousands
of Canada's beet people to guide and encour-
age you.
THE FERRIS WHEEL.
Preliminary work incident to taking
down the Ferris wheel of the Midway
Plaisance is in progress. This consists 1
of placing false work, engines, and.
hoisting apparatus. Very soon the big
wheel will turn for the last time in
Chicago. At that time several Ferris
Wheel Company officials will ride
around on the struts that are still in
place. Some will simply hold to the
ten inch iron beams, while others more
timid, will be tied on.
It will take ten weeks to take the
wheel to pieces. The car that was
used for carrying the Krupp gun will
be used for carrying the seventy -ton
axle. The material will be taken in
five trains of thirty cars each to New
York city. There are 3,000 tons of
metal in the wheel, and 500,000 feet of
timber is needed for the false work.
Takingthe wheel down will be more
dangerous than putting it up. Only
one life was lost in erecting the big at-
traction.
The expense of taking down, moving
and rebuilding the wheel will be $150,-
000. In New York it is to be placed at
Thirty-seventh street and Broadway.
Old Vienna will be reproduced around
it. Here the wheel had 3,000 electric
lights in; in New York the number will
be doubled. The old Ferris Wheel
Company goes out of existence and a
new company, composed of New York
men, has been formed. Superintend-
ent L. V. Rice has charge of the re-
moval.
PROVERBS.
Thought shortens journey. n
To the poor carver all fowls are tough.
Courage sometimes has use for flying'
feet.
Books alone cannot teach you to
Minard's Liniment the best Hair Restorer
Experience makes a man older thltn
he looks.
Never sing in German to a French
audience.
It is a common error to mistake gold
for sunshine.
Nature seems to have fitted some
men with glass eyes.
The wise physician knows how to
put sunshine in pills.
You won't find the word compromise
in nature's dictionary.
Byron used a great deal of hair -dressing,
but was very particular to have only the
best to be found in the market. If Ayer's
Hair Vigor had been obtainable then,
doubtless he would have tested its merits,
as so many distinguished and fashionable
people are doing now -a -days.
The man who says "yes" only talks
a great deal too much.
There is not a cigarette's difference
between some dukes and most dudes.
I would as soon swap figs for thistles
as principles for temporary success.
It does not follow that because a
thing is hard to learn it is worth re -
mem bering.
When advised to give a man all the
rope he wants, remember the cordage
trust.
Those who dive into a cyclone cellar
at the approach of a political storm
stay there.
Every day gives an additional reason
for decent men to thank God they
were not born lords.
During the Fair the wheel went
around 10,000 times and carried 2,000,-
000 passengers. The largest single load
was carried on October 10, when at
12:30 o'clock 1,708 people were in the
cars. The largest day's business was
Oct. 10,when 38,000 people were carried.
Oct. 0, 10 and 11 there were 114,000 pas-
sengers, the largest average of any
three days.—Chicago Tribune.
Children Cu for
'purer'. Casteriae
TFIE CLINTON NEW ERA
mong the influential Conservatives
h v the adh t th
Reform party during this campaign is.
the popular and eloquent pastor or the
BereanMethodist eh urch,RevJ.F.Starr,
of Toronto. When interviewed by a
reporter, Rev Mt Starr said:="You
can publish my views on this question
whenever and wherever you like, As
a citizen of a country governed by a
constitutional government I consider
it my duty to support the Mowat Gov-
ernment at the coming election, I ask
my Conservative prohibition friends
what they can say in defencei of doing
otherwise. Has not Sir Oliver Mowat
pledged himself to prohibition ? He
has one to the country with that as a
Government issue, and is, in my opin-
ion, entitled to the votes of the tem-
perance electors, who are morally
bound to support him at the polls."
THE3NO,, W,, BAIDWTAYN
HEAD SHOULDERSOVERALLOTHERS
S OW BALL WA ON CO.STGEORGEONT
This is one of the beet Farm Waggons manu-
factured, having been on the market for 60 years,
and being very strongly built, while at the same
time adapted to all kinds of work, and is noted
for its lightness of draft and easy running. Those
who have used them will use no other, while the
price at which it is sold is no more than would
be paid for an inferior article. The undersigned
is sole agent for this neighborhood, and the wag
gon may be inspected at any time at his shop
OLIVER JOHNSTON,
BLACKSMITH
ISAAC STREET, : CLINTON
WASHIN(x MACHINES.
it B. Cole is manufacturing for sale a Patent
Washing Machine called the •' Magic Washer"
which is offered at a very low figure They can
be seen at hie residence, Isaac street.
B. COLE. Clinton.
Benmiller Nursery
BUMMER SDDOPM
City Btitchtir Shop
SMITFI'S BLOCK,
OPPOSITE THE POST OFFICE, OLINTON
The undersigned having opened out in the
Smith Block, desires to statelthat he will keep on
hand the very choicest Meats. having no ex
penseoutside or himself, bets in a position to sell
at.the very closest prices.
He will at all times be prepared to pay the
highest market price for Export Cattle.
LIVE HOGS always wanted, for export, give
him a can.
ROBT. FITZSIMONS
HURON ST. BUTCHER SHOP
I desire most cordially to thank a,.;those who
have favored us with their patronage eine° I
commenced In business, and to assure them and
the public generally that we are in better shape
than ever to cateer to their wants, having added
an improved refrigerator and other conveniences
at our shop.
11 HEATLEY & SCRUTON
Clinton MEAT Market
BUSINESS : CHANGE.
The undersigned desires to intimate that ho
has bought out the interest of Mr Couch, in the
butchering business lately oarried on under the
yle of FORD & COUCH. He will continue thr
same at the old stand, and trusts by giving the
closest and most careful attention to the busi-
ness straightforward and courteous treatment
to all, and handling only choice meat, to merit
and receive a fair share o1 public patronage. All
orders carefully and promptly filled
JAMES A. FORD .
Central Butcher Shop
Jnue . 1,0,„1814,'
MY STORE IS BILLED UP.WITK NICE, NEW, Q(1OD
FURNITURE ---AT LOW PRICES—B0117Gll-1T RIGHT
TO SELL AT SMALL PROFITS
Ouse - Cleaning - Time - Coming
SIDEBOARDS—A nice Sideboard in 16th century, an-
tique, &c: Light finish, $6.50—new goods just M.
BAMBOO TABLES 25c, 30c. and 40c come to hand.
POLISHED WALNUT
A lot of Mattresses, Lounges, Spring Bede.
Parlor Suits &o, .
BEDROOM SUITS from $10.50 up
Furniture in Oak and other woods.
Large stook of Picture Mouldings in Oak,
Gilt,New Shades. Frames made to order
BEDROOM SUITS $20.
•
CUTITAI1Y POLES and Fixings, its'
ported goods, from 25o up. Poles in Oak,
Enamel, black or assorted colors.
MIRRORS in different slaws.
FANCY ROCKERS in stuffed bot-,
toms and Rattan Chairs. Centre5Tables
and Extension Tables. Tarbox's patent
Pillow Sham Holders.
J. C. STEVENSON, :: Furniture Emporium,
ALBERT STREET, CLINTON.
To our
THANKS
customers who have helped us to make our last year the best in the history of
the firm, Ike tender our beet thanks, and assure them we will will spare no
efforts to not only retain their trade, but to give them even better value for
their money or produce than heretofore. We have just closed the purchase of
ONE CAR LOAD OF SUGAR
Subscriber desires to thank the public general-
ly, for the patronage bestowed upon him; and
at the same time to say that he is now in a bet
ter position than ever to supply the wants of all.
As he gives personal attention to all the details
of the bnsinese customers can rely on their
orders being promptly and satisfactorily tilled.
His motto is "good meat at reasonable prices."
Choice Sausage, Poultry, &c.,
in season.
Cash paid for Hides, Skins, &o.
FRUIT AND ORNAMENTAL TREES,
NORWAY SPRUCE, SCOTCH
AND ASTRACHAN PINE,
The latter of which we make a specialty.
LARGE STOOK ON HAND,
The above ornamental trees and shrubbery will
bo sold at very low prices, and those wanting any
thing in this connection will save money by pur
chasing here.
Orders by Mailwill be promptly attended
to. Address,
JOAN STEWART. — Bonmlller.
JOHN SCRUTON,
Albert St., Clinton.
Direct from Redpath's refinery (without doubt the best Sugar produced in
Canada) which we will sell by the dollars worth or by the barrel at prices
that cannot be beaten.
TEAS, COFFEES, CANNED GOODS, FRUITS
Andleverything pertaining to a first-class trade as low as the lowest. We believe we
are within the mark, when we say our BLACK .TEA ,at 50e a lb.
beats the town. We have bad a large sale of CROCKERY lately
which has diminished our stook somewhat, but have a nice assortment
arriving whioh we will be pleased to show intending purchasers. Call and
get prices before baying.
•
11ICMURRA.Y & WILTSE,
N earPostOfffce—CENTRAL GROCERY—Telephone 40
Flour and Fa'ed Mores
Flour, Feed & Seed Store
The undersigned having formed a partnership,
desire to intimate that they will keep on hand
the very best
FLOUR and F EED
Of all kinds also the choicest variety of
Clover, Timothy & Small Seeds
Which will be sold at close margins for cash.
SALT also kept on hand. They will also keep a
choice variety of all kinds of TEAS which con-
sumers will find to be excellent value.
J. C. STEVENSON,
—THE LEADING—
UNDERTAKER
—ANIY—
EMBALMER.
HILL & PROUT,
HURON ST., CLINTON.
WelcosoSpigidlaratilani,110110001::::Timo
We offer fulllines of Scrubbing Bruebes, Stove Brushes, Shoe Brushes, Whitewash
Brushes, Self -wringing Mops and Mop handles, Patent Brooms, &o., Whiting, Pearline,
Sapolio, Washing Soda and V4 ashing Crystal.
SOAPS—Sunlight, Sunbeam, Home Sweet Home, Surprise, Wide Awake, N. P.,
Viotor, 0. R., Electric, Dingman's, Amonia, Niagara, Standard, Cautery Soap.
TOILET SOAPS—Pure White Castile and Oatmeal Bars, Heliotrope, Baby's Own,
Home Comfort, Carbolic, Tar, Sulphur, Master Mechanics will remove tar and grease
from the hands.
CROCKERY—During April we offer Toilet Sets, Dinner and Tea sets at greatly re-
duced prices for cash. We cannot be expelled in the quality and flavor of our TEAS,
either in Black, Green or Japans. Special cats in Teas and Sugars in quantities. Cann-
ed goods, Pickles, Spices. Hams, Bacon, Lard, Cottolene, Oatmeal, Cornmeal, Flaked
Peas, Flaked Hominy. We continue to offer special inducements to Dash purchasers
N. RO RSO N, - Clinton
COOK'S
FSouriFeedeStore
BRAN & SHORTS
In large or small quantities.
OIL CAKE and MEAL
OF ALL KINDS. •
10 pounds Choice Oatmeal for 1
bushel of Oats.
D. COOK, CLINTON.
A FULL LINE OF
GOODS KEPI' in STOCK
ThebestEmbalming Fluidused
"Beware the pine tree's withered branch,
Beware the awful avalanche!"
was the peasant's warning to the aspiring
Alpine youth. Dangers greater than these
lurk in -the pathway of the young man or
young woman of the present as they jour-
ney up the rngged sidehill of Time. But
they may all be overcome by a judicious
andltimely use of Dr. Pierce's Golden Med-
ical Discovery, the celebrated cure for colds,
coughs, catarrh, and consumption. Better
than hypophosphites or cod liver oil; un-
rivalled and unapproachable in all diseases
arising from a scrofulous or enfeebled con-
dition of the system.
The "Discovery" is guaranteed to euro
in all oases of diseases for which it is rec-
ommended, or money paid for it will be re-
funded.
Hernia, or Rupture, permanently cured
or no pay. For treatise, testimonials, and
numerous references, address World's Dis-
pensary Medical Association, Buffalo, N.Y.
At Indianapolis, Ind., on Thursday Theo-
dore P. Haughey, President of the Indian-
apolis National Bank, was gentenoed to six
years in the penitentiary for his part in the
wrecking of that institution.
Jas. W. Spence, a prominent shorthand
teacher of Toronto, came home to dinner
Tuesday afternoon and remarking to his
wife that he was not feeling very well went
to bed. An hour or so later his wife called
to him, and on reaching hie side he asked
for salt and water, crying out that he had
taken too much of it, and apparently e-
sirous of making himself vomit sometfiTtig
he had recently taken. Hie wife brought
him the salt and water, but Spence grew
weak rapidly, and expired before a physi-
elan could be obtained. A search revealed
no symptoms of poison, but the body turn-
ed bleok an hour or two after death.. 1t is
attributed to a diseaeeci,tin
Splendid Hearse.
ALBERT ST. ,CLINTON
Residence over store.
OPPOSITE TOWN HALL
0.
TRY
O41E APPLICATION pains
OF THE
sa , "MENTHOL
a&cel 0 PLASTER
TT�DISPEL 'rHEPAIN LIKEMAGIC.
datAry
ic
& Net nt1gic
When we assert that,
Dodd's
Kidney Pills
v�nnnnnnn
Cure Backache, Dropsy,
Lumbago, Bright's Dis-
ease, Rheumatism and all
other forms of Kidney
Troubles, we are backed
by the testimony of all
who have used them.
THEY OGRE TO STAY CURED.
By all druggists or mail oh receipt of price,
so cents. Dr. L. A. Smith & Co., Toronto.
tiotit bt ireRefifa Orient ti
Deo. x T. itateltite, Warrea. fie.
BANKS
CLINTON.
Sash, Door & ]31ind Factory
The Molsons Bank.
Incorporated by Act -of Parliament, 1855,
CAPITAL, - - $2,000,000.
REST FUND, - $1,175,000
HEAD OFFICE, MONTREAL.
J. H. R. MOLSON President.
F. W. THOMAS,.... General Manager.
Notes discounted Collections made, Drafts is-
sued, Sterling and American exchange bought
and sold at Igwest current rates. Interest al-
lowed on deposits.
FARMICRt4.
Money advanced to tarmes on their own note
with one or more endorsers. No mortgage re-
quired as security
H. C. BREWER, Manager.
61E0. D. McTAGOART.
BANKER,
ALBERT ST, - CLINTON.
_G
Ca
0
• •
• .
A , general Banking : Business
tr ansacted
NOTES DISCOUNTED
))rafts -issued. Interest allowed on
deposits.
FA.RRAIN & TISDALL
BANKERS,
CLINTON. oNT
Advanoee made to farmers on their own
nates at low rates of interest.
general 'tanking Business transaotea
Inte-e allowed on deposits.
ale Notes bought
J. P. TISDALL, Manage
THE " COILED) SPRING
WovelWlire Fencing.
1
♦ f
•
/
1i
Messrs Stanley" and Steep are agents for
the abor = lenge, whish la olAlmad.to be the
best fee "ng wire nsanntfe►alatred of ilia kbtd
s TJ, r & IST*? r OH*$*
.11
iJ.pim. Ift
lid
aNfl
Car
S. S. COOPER, ]Proprietor : :
Owing to my increasing business, I am building an extensive addition to my
premises, and also putting in one of the latest improved Patent Dry Kilns, and
will then be in a better position than ever to fill all orders entrusted to me. We
prepare plane and estimates for all kinds of residences, and execute contracts
for the same on short notice, and in a workmanlike manner. We manufacture
to order and also carry in stock all kinds of Window Sash, Door Frames,
Blinds, Lumber, Lath, &c. Persons who intend to build will find it to their
own interest to see me before sodoing.
S, S. COOPER, Clinton
THE ONLY ONE IN THE WORLD ..
.. THE OXFORD'. •
OIL GAS COOK STOVE
That will burn
ROUGH WOOD and COAL
... Equally Wen...
ibc ND GRADOATE
::
MI do It : a
Has the Largest Oven.
IS A FARMER'S STOVE
Is Everybody's
Cook Stove.
See It.
without wick.
Makes and Burns Its Own Gas
From Common Coal Oil.
NO DIRT, NO HEAT IN THE KITCHEN.
Cooks a Family- Dinner for Two Cents..
The GURNEY FOUNDRY Nili, Ltd., TORONTO,
City SAKE RY ALL TH c. WOMEN
OPPOSITE FAIR'S MILL.
The undersigned having bought out the bakery
business so successfully parried on by Mr
Young will continue the bueinoss at the old stand
s arti.
no
will endeavor,
thorliberalpsupport of the t people
Bread delivered anywhere in town.
Wedding Cake" Fruit or Sponge Cakes
suppli�d on short notice.
ljt . cTur, c;fl EON
Are healthy some of the time, some women are
healthy all the time, but all women are not
healthy all the time unless they wash with a
SEWARD :: WASHER
Wo warrant the Seward Washer to cleanse any
fabrid that soap and water Will oleanne. Now is
to time to wash your carpets and !apo curtains.
Got a BeWard Washer, manufacturedby
J. T. SEWARI►, ])Hinton, Out
AO16;`l fl %ANTTUi in every t%i►11 hi Oiilnitil4;