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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Huron News-Record, 1893-12-13, Page 2f 'r 1. That tt. Ila not wisp to experiment Wig). cheap compounds purporting; to be bloocl'puriders, . but winch have Po real medicinal value. To make nee of ang other than the old stan- dard ATER'S Sarsaparilla—the Su- perior 13lootl-purifier—is imply to invite less of tune, u1.no '+ d health. If you are afflicted wit Scrofula, Catarrh, Rheumatism, Dyspepsia, Eezoma, Running Sores, Tattlers, or any other blood disease, be assured that It Pays to Use AVER'S Sarsaparilla, and AYER'S only. AYER'S Sarsaparilla c.tn al- ways be depended upon. 1t ti"3s mit vary. It la always the same ie. ,quality, quantity, and effect. 1 t iF superior 1u combination, proportion, appearance, and in all then g ccs t build up the system weal>.cne.i 1.., disease and pain. It sears lees r u a all impurities in the blood f:n+l c77.- pe'.s there by the nett za'. ctlae SsrsaI)ari55 r, �.• Fre arcdbYDr-J.Q.,AYor&C,.,I:oc;ua,._u-i Sold by all1ruggiets. Price is l ; c.i:; bottl .. Cures of ers,Will et.ICo you rhe Huron News -Record $1.50 a Year—$1.26 in Advance Wednesday, Dec. 13th 1893. THE HURON, NEWS -RECORD. A Live Local and Family Weekly Journal,,, Issued Wednesday Mornings. OFFICE.—Brick Block, Albert Street, North, Clinton, Ont. Tsiuls. -:1.60 a year, 21.25 in advance. No paper discontinued, except at•optlon of publisher, until all arrearages are settled. The month and year to which all aubscriptions are paid will be found on the address label. TRANSIENT AnvERTISINO.—Ten cents a line (non- pariel measure) for first insertion and three cehts a line for each subsequent insertion. e CONTRACT AovEarrs1No.-•Special position 10 to 25 per cent above regular rates. 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TODD, Pubiisher. FLYING L,EAVES. t.+That air is very familiar," said the musician as a gust of wild took his hat away, A youth hogged a went -end . belle to give ltiln something he could wear next his heart. She sent hint a red iiutinel chest protector. Nervous Passenger—Why are you steaming along at such a ft artul rote through this fog 1 Oceau Captain (reassuringl}+ie-Fogs are very dangerous, madam ; un, 1 ata ttlway's in a hurry to get out of them. -An old negro who had business in a law'yer's office was asked if he could sign his name. "How is dat, soh ?" "I ask," the lawyer answered, "if you can write your moue?" "Well, Do,. rah. I neber writes toy name ; 1 jess dictates 11, salt." A teacher, questioning little boys about the graduation in the scale of in- telligence, asked : "What cones next to roan?" Whereupon one little shaver, who was evidently smarting tinder a sense of pre- vious defeat, immediately distaueed all competitors by promptly "touting, "His flannel shirt, ma'am !'—Tit -Fits, - A Temporary- Inconvenience, �t ,.�r�// 1 'l E Stra \ t>� Eastern Tourist—Waiter, bring me some sugar, please ! Waiter—There ain't but three lumps in the house, cap—you kin have 'ern as soon as them gents gits through with 'ern—they've got 'em inarked,an' they're ehokin' dice with 'ern ! 1•uck. SAILING UNPgii TQM MUCH' CANVAS. Indication, o► la LTi Q op .etT)<npomeie, ono tiaumilxt, bus to Hard Thine', The nerve specialist hp already be,Iun to svu the effect of the geniis We and tear due to the stringency. Interviews with several St, Lottie physicians show three or. tour tinea the ordinary run of people who are troubled by their uerveS; - but, as Dr. Charles R. Iiughee puts it : "We Haven't begun to see what it is to Le. That won't come for some time." The effect of such a condition of affairs es the present, says the doctor, is to in- tenta:fy the nerve and trental strain. After this ie prolonged a certain length of time we !lave a reactionary exhaustion of the nerve centers, and espeoially the higher nerve eenter,the brain. When we have this nerve; center or brain exhaus- tion we have instability of action. Ate brain and nervous system constitutes a inacliitie. Its mechanism is as much dependent on nutrition and rest as the • coarser mechanisms of man's contriv- ances depends on man's supply of fuel, proper lubrication, and attention. You must woud up the machinery of the mind just es s ou wood the fire under a boiler. The 'Modern business -pian for- get this logical fact and the physiologi- cal law of the organic integrity of the movement in the human machine. He treats Itis bruin much as if it were en- dowed with the capacity for perpetual motion. Ile stimulates it when he ought to put it to sleep. He works it when he ouent to assist it or at least allow it to V. st. The stale of business, the anxiety, the uncertainty, the vanquished and vauish- ing confidence, says one authority, robs the organism of needed rest and repair, tind collapse must follow us the natural consequence. The situation• is breeding. and will breed still greater evil, nervous break -downs on all sides. Anxiety of the kind we have had robs the individu".1 of sleep, and this, if greatly prolonged, leads to insomnia, an inability to sleep. When the opportunity comes for Test the person thus -affected would sleep, but can't, because of the intense excitability of the brain cells. This overexcited con- dition of the idea center, .the brain, leads to prolonged insomnia and this to insanity, and this to euicide. The broker's paralysis, as used, is only an- other expression for the nerve instability resulting from brain overtax, alit when coupled with marked insomnia, insanity is not only the frequent but the usual outcome. The crop of nervous dis- ease and mental overthrow is harvested with every great national perturbation, financial, political, or otherwise, but his• tory shows that the calamity follows'ws' in the wake of the storm, so that we see it, and it is most apparent when the storm is over,. like the debris of a tornado. ip Dr. Hughes, tau others, was asked what he thoughtlthe tendency to- ward snici+.le during such a nerve con,:i- tiun of the public. He cited the fact that the suicide had already begun to appear. Suict.te, he explained, so often dependent upon a morbid depression of the urine, associated with hereditary un- stableness of the brain, is the most logi- tinnate result of such a prolonged finan- cial disturbance and may be looked for iu abundauce.—St. Louis Globe•Deino- cl•at. Brought the Court to Time. Magistrate Ladner was seated itt state behind the tall railing in his Callow hill one his dignified clerk at c street office. elbow, his dreaded constable at the other, when a well-dressed man entered, mounted the step below tl\e railing, leaned over. crept, and observed : ••Judge,•I wish you'd commit me to the IIouse of Correction " "Too late," answered his honor curtly. "Drop hround to -morrow unoru- ing.,, The magistrate was thus brief because the request was no new one. Scores of tramps apply to the police justices fur lodging and board ou the Peuuvpack. But Ladner's visitor was nut to be dis- couraged. "My name. Judge," enid he, "is Silas Elkinton ; I live at 205'2 Gratz street. Pse been drinking too touch and eating too little. I'm all broken up and 1 haven't a cent. Won't you give me a chance to brace up ?" "• You can have it to -morrow," was the reply, , "Tule boat less gone up th river, and I can't commit in the after- noon to suit thedonven;e.nce t•f any roan that wants to go to jail." " I'm desperate." rejoined Elkinton. "If you don't commit sue now I'll smash somebody's window; Bien you'll have to do it." Go ahead." said Ladner, for the roan did not look like a person to carry out the threat. "You won't commit ane?" "Non Smash! Silas Ellcington's fist went through Magistrate Ladnel"ts door -pate, price $1.75, right under the awful con- stable's very nose. "Now," said the visitor. I'll bet you'll commit me." "Youv'e thrown aces," the magistrate rejoined, red-hot. +"1'!1 commit you 11 r a vear." You are more than kind," said Elkington, and the constable marched him off to \loyalnensiug and a square meal. — Philadelphia Deily Eveuieig Telegraph. Morris. Too late for last week. The Morris council met on Nov. 27th, 1893,pursuanttoadjournment. Members - all present. The Reeve in the chair. Minutes of last meeting read and pass- ed. Mr. Peter Cantelon appeared in behalf of Samuel Fisher. stating that that the said Fisher being an old ratan andwithout any visible means of sup- port; he hoped the council would con- sider his cape with a view to charity. The council agreed to grant $2 per week in support, of said Fisher until further knowledge respecting hiin could be obtained. On motion of Proc- tor, seconded by 'Kirkby, the Deputy Reeve and Clerk welse appointed •to meet a committee of the WVawanosh council at Belgrave, on Friday, Dec. 8th, in order to snake a settlement of the expenditure on the west gravel road. The following Deputy Return- ing officers were appointed to take the votes at the municipal election to be held on Jan. I st, providing' a poll be • required, also to take the votes on the prohibition plebiscite and County Poor House question, viz:—Polling subdivi- sion No. 1, Thos. Code; polling sub, division No. 2, Alex. McCall;ollingg subdivision No. 3, Chas. McCrea; polling subdivision No. 4, Mark Cardiff; polling subdivision No. 5, Chas. Camp- bell; polling subdivision No. 6, .Toseph Bosman. By-law No 15, confirming said appointments was duly read and paA number of accounts were sse hick will appear in the fluen- t' statement of 15th Dec. On motion of Proctor, ,seconded by Howe, the council then adjourned to meet again, on the kith Dec. next.—W. CLARK, Clerk. FRENCH POLISH FOR HARNESS. Four and a half pounds of stearine, six and a half pounds turpentine, and three ounces of coloring or ivory black. Beat the stearine out to thin sheets with a mallet, then mix it with the turpentine, and subject it to a water bath. While • heating, it must be stirred continually; the coloring matter is thrown in after the mass has become thoroughly heated. It is thrown into another pot and stirred until it • is cool and thick; if not stirred the mass will arire '- crystallize and the parts become ated. When used, it must be warmed, and a small quantity rubbed on the leather with a cloth; use but little at a time and put on very thin. After it has partially dried rub -with a silk cloth, and a polish will he produced equal to that of newly varnished leather. This polish is said to he good for carriage tops, and will do no injury to leather. ConSumption Cured. An old physician, retired from practice, having had.ptaced in his hands by an East India mission- ary the torrnala of a simple vegetable remedy for the speedy and permanent euro of Consumption, Bronchitis, Catarrh, Asthma and all throat and c Lung Affections, also n positive and radical erre for Nervous Debility and all Nervous Complaints, after boxing tented Its wonderful curative powers in thodsand5 of eases, has felt it his duty to make : it known to his suffering fellows. Aotudtedby this motive and a desire to relieve human suffering, I will song free of charge, to all who desire it, thin reofpe,ln German, French or English, With full directions for proparing and tieing. tient by mail bvaddreseing with stamp, naming this paper. W. A. Novas, 820050- Powr s Block, Rochester, P Y. YERV WaA tiNG, Al. Ofd Farmer's °Pinion. - "There is beiug so much said in the country about hard •dimes and the t c u• - city of money, and as everybody h s a cause and knows a remedy, I thought I would write to tell your readers w hat 1 think is the cause. The trouble is we buy more than we produce. There is too much flour and bacon shipped here every year. The things We ougat to make at home we are buying. "We let our timber rot and buy our plow stocks. singletrees, axe hundles,lioe Handles and fencing. "We throw away our ashes and buy soup and axle grease. "We give away our beef hides and buy bame strings and shoe strings. '\Ve let manure go to waste and buy guano. "We buy garden seed in the spring and cabbage in the wintar. "We let our lands grow up in wc•edi and buy our brooms. '•\Ve let the wax out of our pine nod gum trees go to waste and buy chewing guar for our children. \Ve build school houses and hire teachers and send our children off to get educated. "We land a 5 -cent. fish with a $1 fish- ing -rod. We send a 15 cent boy with a $20 gun and a $4 dog to kill birds. "We raise dogs and buy wool. "And about the only thing in this country that there is an overproduction of is politics and dogtics."—Ames ican Tines -Recorder. This Item for Men. The funny barber put up a new sign in his shop last week. It read: "Suave and hair cut wliilo you wait." Old Muggridge read it ar.d grunted, "Hump! I don't see any thing funny about that." "Of course you don't," said Henry. "You don't see any fun in it because it is always somebody else who is vatting the shave and hair cut while you wait." —Newark Call. His Huse For Obtaialntr a Square Meal, "I thought you said von were going to bring; a friend bonne to dinner with you," said Mrs. Chugwater. "He couldn't conte, Samantha," re- plied Mr. Chugwater. as he sat doe n with great satisfnction to the first good dinner he had a chance to attack for a long time. Fend Mother—Hero's a letter from George—he says he hasn't much thus to write, on account of the severe head- work he is doing. Poor boy, I'm afraid he'll study himself to death before he gets through college t fi UPIIATISM .. NEPNNE aMES. AISI LAMB Dianne -7e armi Wu NY THE„®*`,e.!.42 „MENTHOL PLASTER uAp NEW AKEIIY. 0 WILSON & HOWE have bought the good -will and interest in the bakery recently carried on by Mr. R. McLennan, in addition to the Restaurant carried on by Mr. James Anderson, and have amalgamated the two bubiueeees The combination will he carried on in THE OLD STAND IN SEARLE'S BLOCK,' and will hereafter be known as THE NOVELTY BAKERY ANL) RES TAURANT. Mr. McLennan will he our baker. Bread of euFerior quality will be delivered as usual, and Bread, Cakes, &c., constantly kept on (rand and sold only at the Novelty Store. We solicit the patronage of all old customers and gra y new ones. Wilson � .,owe - Clinton. This is George, in the striped Jersey,' doing some of the severe head -wort - aforementioned. flow handle Fancies. Do not run wild after "novelties," let, the enthusiast do that. Be content with that which has been tried and found le be good. Sortie then wlio are the most careful about the lit of their own collere are the most cerclies about the fit of those their liorses wear. Some dairymen "get along" better than others, because they keep . their farun.L1ildings painted and the fences at a lawful height. •. Cultivation of the soil to kill • weeds is poor cultivation, but to cultivate so thor- oughly -'that weeds do'not grow, is the seieuee of gardening and farming. Do not think the garden made when the seeds are sown. There is all aye something tb be done until frust has kill- ed the plants, and ;tftet• that the pleas- ure of selecting seeds for another year. A slight mulching of newly -cut grass 00 the lily 1,ais will materially iiicre•ci.,e the size "f the 'lowers, and keep awn) from premature decay, because it keeps the roil moist and cool. The saute will apply to beds of annuals. A cow will kick back when beaten. and afterward may kick without provo- cation. \Vhile she is in a kicking -frame of inind her nervous system is so tiffs= limbed that she forgets to give down a part of her milk, and she soon becuttt s valUe.eSS. Trite shrubs soon after they are done flowering, and do it by cutting out all the old wood, leaving the new growth to, flower the next s pisco. Never shorten iu shrubs; it destroys their grace- fulness. ,\Iauy of thou} are r.iiu,ed in that way. A dog's usefulness is singularly mss• understood when lie is considered able merely to the VC 111 IJie cow.; 1'1'0.:1 the pasture. Some dogs, however, aro 0 bitter to drive cows thee the irrr..ix:n- stble Hired handl who will t e u,4 vile.:>l hurl stones and sticks at them. Sweet Reminders. "I see you have a great many pic- tures,” I remarked to the 'Distress of the farm -house where I had stopped to await the passing of a heavy thunder -shower which had overtaken me while out driv- ing. "Yes; we set great store by them chro- mos," replied my hostess. "They give a very attractive appear- ance to your parlor," I said with polite mendacity. "Yes; I think they do," she answered, with a little gleam of pride. • "We think they're pretty; but we value them chiefly on account of the associations." "The associations ?" "Yes; they're n 'r all we've e w ber our son, Rube, by." Ah 1 did he select the pictures ?" "N -N -No; not exactly. He had to take 'em as they come. You sec lie was sick with consumption, and fer about two years afore he died he used to take 'Mac Duff's Sure Cure for Lung Com- plaints' fer it. And we'd sate the wrap- pers off the bottles and when we get a dozen of 'eek we'd take 'em down to the store and exchange 'ern fer one of therm chromos. "So'thet's why we all set so much store by there pictures. "It was mighty hard work tolose Rube? He was a good son and one of the best workers on a , farm there ever was in this town. But, lan's sakes 1 everybody has their troubles,and we've got chromos enough for every room in this house; tlnet's one consolation. "And theca's all we have to remem- ber Rube by; that's excepting the bot- tles," said the good lady, correcting her- self. "And them I use to put up tomato ketchup in.".—Puck. r got to remem- The I'tA1111 and Its IJ, s, Our plum is the c'«'tivatr.1 plug of the garden, whose payea :.1 a native of Asia and sonthorh Y:Mope, but w ;t it'll has taken so icuuliy to the coedit bele (a' soil and climate In oar newer wurhl many of tile choicest vaticth-s 1)01:1 al- most spontaneously prn.+ 1(111 here. varieties snrpassiihr in beauty and flavor the most noted pings- of Franc,. or England, The most important form of the plum in commerce is tliat'of Arun+ -s, as they are exported from Funic,. 'lurk•'y, and our own California 10 every part of the world. The liner class of prunes passes through a very careful 000 nit) of treat stent before being put into the market. The plums are gathered w lien just ripe enough to tall frons the pees on bong; slightly shaken. They are all licked by hared, care being taken not to gather them until the sou has entirely dried off the dew. They are then spread in shal- low baskets, and 'kept in aa.l place un- til they become very tact, when 1hey ere shut in a spent oven for 24 hours, then taken out, carefully turned. and, the oven being reheated. sli„fitly warinsr than before, returned 10 it. This operation is again repeated, when they are taken out and left to get quite cold. The next step in the process' is "rounding,” an re wait ion consisting of turning the stone in the plum without breaking the skin and pres4ing the two ends together between thumb niu1finger. Twice 111o1•e are they theft submitted to (teat, after which they are packed in juts or boxes for sale. In southern h'1a.nce n spirit is ob- tained by fermenting the 11.111eed pulp and kernels of the plum with honey and flour, and distilling the apes.—llerper's Bazar. T.T S . LARDINE mAcHi'. �t. is :. qtr 9 E OIL The Champion Gold Medal Oil which cannot be Excelled. PAULUS CYLINDER OIL HAS "EQUAL MANUFACTURED EY McColl Bros. & Co., - Toronto. Ask your dealer for "Lardine" and beware of Imitations. FOB SALE BY ALL THE LEADING DEALERS IN THE COUNTRY The Burglar Came. It was an agent for a big manufactur- ing concern who was talking. "I once got oat a poster," he said, "which started in : 'Keep your eye on this ; a burglar is coming."This I die; tributed broadcast in the towns in the northern part of the State. Among other places, it -was hung conspicuously in a smalls grocery and dry goods store in one of the towns in that section. "One morning the proprietor, when he opened up shop, found that my no- tice had been amended to read : 'Keep your eye on this ; the burglar has come.' Tho correction was made in pencil marks: ,"And sure enough, the burglar had come. And he had carried off about • $600 in money and goods." Jingles. The prettiest girl I ever saw Sat sipping eider through a straw -a -ha, The prettiest. girl 1 ever saw Sat sipping cider through a straw. Said she to me : "Sir, don't you know That sipping cider's all the go-a-ho'1" Said she to me : "Sir, don't you know Tnat sipping cider's all the go ?" And cheek by cheek, and Jaw bylaw, They sipped their eider through a straw -a -ha. And cheek by cheek, and Jaw by jaw, They sipped their cider through a straw. —Old Jingle. "Will you for life to me be tied?" Was the young man's suggestion, "That is, 1 think," the maid replied, "A very knotty question." —Slopers. + The Sad Fate of a Cenversationlat. The man was walking along Wood- ward avenue carrying a parrot in a cage. "What you got there ?" asked a friend. "Parrot; I'm taking it home to my wife. She always wanted one." "I hope you'll have better luck than I did with one I gave my wife." "What happened to it?" "Don't kuow my wife, do you?" "No." "Neither did -the parrot. It wanted to talk during the daytime and couldn't get a chance while nay wife was around, so it stayed awake at night to do its talking, and the poor thing died of in- somnia before two weeks."—Detroit Free Press. Versus rrotectlon. agin the tariff," exclaimed a rich American, who hall recently become father-in-law to a foreign nobleman. "Why ?" inquired a friend. "I had to settle a half million dollars on that son-in-law of mine." "What's that to do with the tariff?" "A good deal. I'd got him for less than half of that if it wasn't for the tariff." "I don't see how." "He's an imported artiole, and there's where the blame tariff gets in its gag don't you sec?".—Ex. Her One Objection. Mrs. Rapsard—Didn't you have a girl to take care of your dear little Fido? Mrs. Lingerly—Oh, yes. But I couldn't get her to stay. Mrs. Rapsard—What was the matter? Mrs. Lineerly—She didn't like it be- cause we kept a baby. qtr.. rtt00000p r a JCloocr0000 .000000o40000C 000000;t3C coo Do You > gzz. ,,.4,8113 >x'n C1 1 Disease commonly comes on with slight symptoms, which when neglected increase in extent and gradually grow dangerous. If you SUFFER FROM HEADACHE, DYS- PEPSIA or INDIGESTION, , '122 111 PANS TABULES If you are BILIOUS, CONSTIPATED, or have TAKE Ri'PANS TABULES LIVER COMPLAINT, If your COMPLEXION IS SALLOW, or you SUFFER DISTRESS AFTER EATMNG, TAKE RIPANS TABULES For OFFENSIVE BREATH and ALL DISOR- DERS OF THE STOMACH, TAKE RIPANS TABULES Rrpans Tabules Regulate the System and Preserve the Health. r J E —"EASY TO TAKE' TO 1 ACT COTES iii L!E"FJ i44d41.4 4441..1 ., .4.r 14-4 SAVE' MANY A DOCTOR'S BILL. Sold by Druggists Everywhere. W O..<100000300OOOt! CYJ'.J'J:7CJ0%IU17(�Ji�Cif _1Ota'lv(3Ut700000t,t7f?`3OO 004 Leslie's Carriage Factory. BUGGIES, PHAETONS, CARTS AND WAGONS—all of the best work- manship and material. qF "All the latest styles'And most modern improve- ments. All work warranted. Repairing and repainting promptly attended tu. Prices to suit the times. j FACT IRY—corner Huron and Orange Streets, Clinton. 657—y llapy E S No investm ent that you can make for your home will pay you such large returns 111 coy:. FORT ECONOMY and ever—increasing satisfaction as a "HAPPY • THOUGHT" RANGE. There is' no other "just as good" or "just tics_ same," and the Genuine is sold only by HARLAND BROS., Clinton. In Base Burner with or without oven, the Radiant Borne leads. i�Tew Store, Maclay ! , Bros Old Stand Brill BloBloccli.k, Har!an New Goods for the Xmas Trade Just arrived `and in Stock. RAISENS, VALENCIA, Fine Selected, off Stalk and Layers. SULTANAS EXTRA DESSERT, CURRANTS, PROVINCIALS in Brie. and half Brie. FINEST VOSTIZZAS in CASES. LEMONS, ORANGES, FIGS, DATES, PRUNES. NEW PEELS, ORANGE, LEMON and CITRON. FRESH GROUND SPICES of all kinds, also full lines of CROCKERY, 011 INA Anil GLASSWARE, TEA SETTS, DINNER SETTS, TOILET SETTS. Cash for Butter and Eggs. --- N ROBS'ON. - Albert St, Clinton.