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.8118108$ /!rI LECTOR■ r
gtl<µbttn .
tpeerperetee by Act of Parllureout 1886.
(VITAL, •- $2,000, ob0
RAST, . $1.100,000
Head Office" - MONTREAL.
J. Ii, R. t\IOLSON, President.
>r WOLFERSTAIi THOMAS, General Manager.
Notes discounted, Collections ;lade, Drafts
issued, Sterling and American ex. -
change bought and sold at
lowgest current rates.
INrsager ALLOwee ON Derealre,
IS'11,-122,3VI33:11R.S—
Money advanced' to fanners on their own notes
with ono or more endorsers. No mortgage re•
qulred as security.
Ieobruary, 1864.
H. 0. BREWER,
Manager,
CLIrTON.
G. I).. cTlaggart
BANKER,
ALBERT STREET, CLINT040
A GENERAL BAaVKI NO BUSINESS
*TRANSACTED.
Notes Discounted. - Drafts Issued.
Interest Allowed on Deposits.
Clinton, June Atli, 1891 658y
t'= ARRAN (fit; TISDALL,
PRIVATE BANKERS,
Itatteubury • street - Clinton.
zecltxnz.
DRS. GENIN & GIBSON.
OFFiCE Ontario St. a few doors east of Albert St.
W. GUNN. . 11. J. GIBSON.
DR. TURNBULL.
FOR SALE.
The property at present ocoupled by the un-
derslgeied as a residence on the -Huron Road,
la the Town of Qoderieb, consisting, of one half of
an acro of land, good frame house --story and n
hail -seven rooms, lnoluding klteheu, hard and
soft water, good stows cellar, stable, wood and
carriage houses. There are else some Rood fruit
trees. This property is beautifully situated and
vorylauitabte for auy,persnn whiling to live retired•
For further particulars ripply to
642.tf
N. Rarristsr,Goderlob..
.1., L. Turnbull, M. B. Toronto Univ. ; M. D. ;
C. M., Victoria Univ. M. C. 1'. & S. Ont, ; fellow
of the obstetrical society of Edinburgh. Late of
London, Eng., and Edinburgh hospitals. Office:—
Dr. Dowsley's stand, ltatteubury St. Night calls
answered at Office.
J W. SHAW, M. D. C M
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1 W. Shaw, '.,L ll C. \L, Physician, Surgeon,
Accoueher, ete. Office in the Palace blocs, Batten -
t ury St., formerly o,vupied by -Dr. -Reeve, Clinton
pentt"ptrg.
T. C. BRUCE L. D. S.,
Surgeon Dentist. Member of R. C. D. S., of Ont.
Teeth extracted without pain by the use uf harm-
less and pleasant local anaesthetic. No unconscious•
Mess, sickness nor ill-effects accompany, the use of
this remedy, and many in and around Clinton can
testily to its genuineness, Special attention given
to the preservation of the natural teeth. Office,
Coates' Block, over Taylor's she store.
Ra ACNEW, L. D. S.
TO THE FARMERS.
Study your own mterost and go were
you can get
Reliable Harness.
I manufacture none but tee Beer or Srooa.
I)etaarr • shops that sett cheap, as they Atm
got to live. or Call and get prices. orders
by mail prompiy attended to
!1 00 }1. .1N 3 B JLJ L 9
HARNESS EMPORIUM; I,LNT11. ON'P
FOR SALE.
91HE SUBSCRIBER offers for sale tour eligible
1 Building Lots fronting on Albert Street; has
two fronting on Rattenbury Street: either en bloc.
or In separate lots, to suit purchasers. For further
particulars apply to the undersigned.—E.BDINSLEY,
Clinton.
A. O. U. W.
The Clinton Lodge, No. 144, meets In Biddlecontt s
Hall, opposite the market, the 1st and 3rd Fridays in
each utpmth. Visitors cordially. invited. It. S•rusE-
Ilasi, M. W.; J. BEAN, Recorder. 0
590y
Sergeon Dentist. Graduate of Royal
'College of Dental Sergeone of Ontario.
Best Local Anaesthetics for painless ex-
traction_ Rooms in Smith's Block op.
posite P.O.
728-y.
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i`tLINTON Lodge, No. 84, A. F. & A. 11. meets
lJ every Friday), on or after the moon. Visit -
lug brethren cordially invited.
RICII HEYWOOD, w. u. OWVEN BALLARD, Sac
Clinton Jan..14 1800.
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MANNING & SCOTT,
Barristers, cgc..
ELLIOTT'S BLCCK, - - CLINTON.
Money to Loan.
A. H. MANNINO. JAS. SCOTT.
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P
L. 0. L. No. 710,
W. J:I. OYD,
BAKER and. OONFEOTIONER.
Full Stock of Cakes and Confec-
tionery always in stock,
ONSTERS IN SEASON. -
Don't fail to call when ordering
pour xm4s supplies,'
Our make of Bread is the beet that
can he produced and is dellyered
free to all parts of the town.
CLINTON,
Meets *acorn Monday of every
month. hall, 3ad fiat, Victoria
block. Visiting brethren always
mads welcome.
WM. \V\LRER, W. M
CANTELON, Sec. TI1OS. KEAIINS, D.11.
CAMPION & JOHNSTON,
BARRISTERS, • - SOLICITORS.,
NOTARIES,
GQDERICH, - - ONT•
Office over Jordan's Drug Store.
E. CAMPION, Q. C. M. 0, JONNSTON•
1\IONEY TO LOAN.
H. J. D. COOKE,
BARRISTER, tiOLICITOR, NOTARY POBLIC,
C0NVEYANCdR, &C.
--MONEY TO LEND.
Office one door north of the ank, Q
STREET, BLYTH.700
ln�lt night
Jubilee Preceptory No. IR
(Black Knights of Ireland)
Meets In the Clinton Orange Hall, the second Wednes-
day of every month, at 7.30 o'clock in the evening.
Visiting Sir Knights will always receive a hearty
welcome.
JJAVISON & JOHNSTON, Law, Chancery, and
Conveyancing. Office—West Street, next loor
to Post Office, Godericb, Ont. . 97.
The Eureka Bakery:
Opposite the Post Office, Clinton.
Cook's Flour & .Feed Store.
A. 11. Toon, Worshipful Preceptor
GEoxca 11AXLEY, Deputy Preceptor
I'ErER. CAN'reLON, Registrar
Royal Black P
rete toC
Y 391
Honest Value in all lines.
Don't pass this established and reliable
stow when you want
CHOICE FAMILY FLO-U it, MEALS,
GRAINS, or CURED MEATS.
Quality Al and pliers as low as any in
town. We give 10 lbs, et choice rolled
Oatmeal tor a bushel of oats. Call and
see us. Goods delivered to all parts of
the town.
D. COOK, - CLINTON.
Bletck Knights of Ireland,
Meets in the Orange Hall, Blyth, the Wednesday
afteifull moon of every month.
Royal Black Preceptory 315.
•Di C. HAYS, Sollcttor, dc. Office, corner of
1l,• Square anti West Street, over Butler's Book
Store, Goderich, Ont.
67.
air Money to lend at lowest rates ol interest.
jronej to goo.
MONEY to lend In large or small sums of good
mortgages or personal security at the lowest
current rates. II. HALE, Huron et. Clinton.
Clinton, Feb. 26, 1881 ly
MONEY.
Geo. 'Prowhill
Horseshoer and General Black-
smith,
Albert :street, North, Clinton.
JOBBING A SPECIALTY.
Woodwork ironed and first class materiel and
work guar,u,teed ; Perin implements and machines
rebuilt and repaired.
Black knights of Ireland,
Meets in the Orange hall, Goderich, the Third Mon-
day of every month. Visiting Knights always made
welcome.
W H MUItNEY, Preceptor, Goderich P 0
,IA11ES RUSK, Registrar,•Goderich P 0
A. large amount of Private money to loan. Lowest
rate of Interest C. A, HART'-^,
Solicitor &c.
•-• O'hhce - - • Perrin's Block.
ltnlyttonaaxtng.
L.
S. HURON ORANGE DIRECTORY.
1892
Names of the District Masters, Primary
Lodge Masters, their post office ad-
dresses and date of meeting.
A. M TODD, W. C. M., Clinton P. O.
BIDDULPH DISTRICT.
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John Neil, W.D.M., Centralia P. 0.
219—Robt. Hutchin:+ol. Greenway, Friday
on or before full moon.
062 --Thos. H. Coursey, Lucan, Saturday on
or before full moon.
493—Richard Hodgins, Locum, Wednes-
day on or before full moon.
826—William Haggart, Grand Bend, Wed•
nesday on or before full moon.
890—W. E. McRoberts, Maplegrove, Wed-
nesday on or before full moon.
924—Henry Latnbroolc, Exeter, 1st Friday
in each month: Saturday on
1071—John halls, Elimville,
or before full moon.
1097—James Cathers, Sylvan, Monday on
or before full moon.
1210—t;iibert Grieve, Moray, Thursday on
or before full moon.
1343—G. Lawson, Crediton, Tuesday
or before lull moon.
610—Joshua Iluxtable, Centralia, Friday
on or atter full moon.
GODEHICIT DISTRICT.
Andrew Million, W.D.M.; Auburn Y.O.
145—Widlls Bell, Goderich, 1st Monday in
each month.
153—Audrew Milian, Auburn, Friday on
or before full moon.
182—Charles Tweedy, Goderich, last Tues-
day in each month.
I89—Adam Cautelon, ilolmesyille, Monday
on or before full moon.
262—Jaynes Wells, Saltford, 3rd Wednes-
day in each month.
306—Matthew Sheppard. Clinton, 1st
Monday In each month.
HULLETT DISTRICT.
James Homey, W.l±•\l., Winthrop P.O.
710—Wm. Walker, Clinton, 2nd Monday
in each mon. .t.
813—James Horsey, Winthrop, last Wed-
nesday before full moon.
928—Thomas Mcllyeen, Summerhill, 1st
Monday In each month.
793—Wm. Horney, Scaforth, 1st Monday
In each mouth.
H. W. BALL
AUCTTONEER for Huron County. Sales attend-
ed to In any part of the County. Address
orders to Oopnntati P. 0. V-17.
Photographers
FOSTER & BAYLEY
CLINTON.
Life Size Portraits a Sneoialty,
WATTl5 CO
CHEMISTS & DRUCCISTS
Great North sve:tern Telegraph office,
Albert - - Street. - - Clinton.
JOIIN - SCRU TO
• hotelier and Poulterer,
ALBERT STREET, CLINTON.
All lines in season, highest price for
Hide,, 'fallow and Sheepskin s.
The Huron Otos-floor
1.810 a Year -41,26 in Advance,
1Vedne8dakY, -Mammy 4th,' 1893.
1N REPLY TO On'T REPBATED
QUE:4I LUNS
It mar he well til state, Soott's E nulet n
61.1,8 „s a f-, an wall me a modtoina. build-
ing up ch, w't.101t tne4lee Op(1 restoring pei-
ftet b,elth of er w s'ieg fever.
—'Phe \luuicipal ctarke of the coli;
ly nI Gley have luuu,•d a; 11$80oi,ltiuu
fhb tilst !Denting was held at Oweu
Sound.
e_, -PROPERTY ItFOR SALE OF
(le RENT.—Advertlsurs will find "The
11 News-itecord" one of the oust mediums
in the County- of Huron. Advertise ie
' The News-ltecord"--The Double Circulation Talks
to Thousands, hater: as low as nrv.
'9'191: CELE BIL,tt 1'ED
Meal
WaslierA
Wringer.
THE BEST IN 'I'IIE MARKET.
Machines Allowed 011 Trial
1 am also agent for
During the, past half-centa•y—slots the
discovery of Ayer's Sarsaparilia—the aver-
age limit of huwan life in :rt'ilizid eountriee,
bus h.uu u,x,Rttlurably iengtheuod, Ayer's
Sarsaparilla is everywhere oonnfderod the
standard blood purifier, thu Superior Medie-
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All ' Agricultural Implements
Wareroom opposite Fair's Mill.
Call find see ate.
J. B. WEIR, CLINTON
--Orange Judd, senior editor of the
Orange Judd Fdrwer, el Chicago, died
last week, coed 70.
The p ompinoss with which Aye:'a Cherry
Pew oral stops a ha. k'ng cough a xt !educes
refreshing sle.ei thing marvelous. 1 t
never fails to g' • e l•'Ft.,ut relief, even to the
worst 0 tare of throat and lung t 9ubls, and is
the best remedy fur whooping cough,
—A new line of steamships is to ba
established between Swinsert, Wales,
and South American ports, calling at
New York. There will a be fleet ot•six
vessels, exclusively fur freight.
QTRAY STOCK ADVER
4 J TISEMENTS inserted in Twig
News Rucoao at low rates. The law
makes it compulsory to advertise stray stock
�1 you want any kind of advertising you will not
no better than call on The News -Record.
BILL. HEADS, NOTE
tfe,.ds, Letter Heads, Tags,
Statements, Circulars, Business
Cards, Envelopes, Programmes,
etc., etc.,printe'l In a workman-
like manner and at low rates, at
THE NEWS -RECORD
on
HOUSE PAINTING
All persons wishing to have their houses
papered and decorated inside or painted outside,
in first-class style and air' moderate prices, will
find it to their advantage to call on
C. WILSON,
Painter and Paper Hanger
Shop on Rattenbtry Street 697-3m
GO TO THE
inion Shaving Parlor
For first class Hair -Cutting
and Shaving.
Smith's block, opposite Post Office,
J. E1IERTON, Propt•ietor.
STANLEY DISTRICT:
Robert Nicholson, W.U.M., Blake P. 0.
24—James Pollock, Bayfield, 2nd Saturday
in each mond',
808—James Keyes, Varna, 1st Tuesday In
each month.
833—Wm. Pollock, Bayfield, 1st Wednes-
day In each month.
788—John Berry, Hensadl, 1st Thursday In
each month.
1085—Wllllam Rathwcll, Varna, lst Thurs-
day in each month,
. ' Norx.—Any omissions or other errors will
be promptly corrected on wriing direct to the
Countv vaster. aro. A. M. To Id, Clinton P.O.
KEEP IT ON 1-IAND.
SIRS,—I •l•sayekeep a bottle of Hagyard'e
Yellow Oil tor cute, sprains. and bruises.
The kills at the 'tense use it for almost
everything. I know it to be a good medic-
ine, it is an excellent mollifier foe cracked or
chapped hands.
Clinton
New Firm in the Old Stand,
—The thermometer registered 35
below zero at North Bay on Monday
morning.
The undersigned having pnrehased the old
ostablished meat businearot Mr. Arthur Conch,
bogs to inform the public that he will continue it
as it has heretofore, been carried on.
,..:Meats of all kinds in season. Orders taken
and delivered as usual.
Highest cash price paid for sheepskins, hides and
tallow.
087 -tt JAMF.S A. FORD
410}-1T AND AIR?
The scarecrow has Ito uses, though it
dove's aid the caws any.
A chopping sea decsn't seem to make
much impression on the sea-btltrd.
A tramp is always willing to receive a
cold shoulder, but he prefers a perterhonse.
Chicago Girl—What would on do if you
were in my shoes'! St. Louis Girl—I'd get
lost, Pm afraid.
It takes two bells to start a street car,
but one belle will stop it anywhere but on
a crossing.
It is eminently proper that the man who
issues marriage licenses should be an officer
of the court.
Visitor—flow does the land lie out this
way ? Native—It ain't the land that lies ;
it's the land agents.
Customer—By what do you regulate the
size of your five -cent loaves? Baker—The
kicks of my customers.
"I'm very popular," said the chrysanthe-
mum. "Nearly every man that sees mo
wants to buttonhole ate."
Not Guilty.—"Johnny Jinks, did you
t•ow that. spitball?" Johnny—No, ma'am
I in't got mine chewed yet.
Jagson says that "never trust a man till
you know him" is good advice, but you
never know some men till you trust them.
The medical men say that kleptomania
is a disease. We have observed that its
victims are always taking something for
it.
"She is very distant in her. manner."
"Distant 1 Why, her disposition is so freez-
ing that she is constantly taking cold from
it.
Edna—What do you' suppose makes
Tom write such awfully gushing letters 1
Kate—Oh, I suppose he uses a fountain
pen.
Clara—What shall I sing for you, Jack ?
Jack—Have you a song with a refrain !
Clara—Yes. Jack—Well, then, please re-
frain.
"Do they ring a bell to awaken you at
your boarding house ?" "No, we get up
when we hear the cook pounding the beef-
steak.
Bertie--Why did you buy this picture?
It is only a flight of sparrows. Algie—
Why. they are very English, don't you
know, deah boy.
"Did you ever find a woman's letter in
your husband's pocket ?" "Yes, I found one
of my own there the other day that I gave
him to, mail a week."
A streak of white on his mustache—
No words could tell it louder,
This military man so rash
Fears not to face the powder.
A Littie Confused.—Halfback, '91 (as he
is dragged from beneath a truck -load of
scrap iron that was overturned on him)—
Was it a touch down?
"Presbyterian are . you, Effie ?" said the
elderly relative. "United Presbyterian ?"
"N -not yet, auntie," whispered the blush-
ing Effie," but I'm engaged."
Extract from a sentimental young lady's
letter : "Last night I sat in a gondola on
Venice's Grand Canal drinking it all in, and
life never seemed so full before."
At Southsea—She—Ob,James, howgrand
the sea is ! How wonderful 1 1 do so like
to hear the roar of the ocean. He—So do
I, Elizabeth ; please keep quiet.
ALTOGETHER DISAPPEARED.
DEAR Sias,--Abant three months ago I
was nearly wild with headache.. I warted
taking S B B, and took two bottles and my
headaches have disappeared altogether now.
I think it a grand medicine.
Le'1T1ch Roors, Londesboro, Oat.
.3. E. BLACKALL, Veterinary
Surgeon, honorary graduate of
Ontario Veterinary College, treats
diseases of all domestic animals
on the most modern and scientific
principles. -Calls attended to
night or day. Office ilumedlltely west of the
old Royal lintel, Ontario street. Residence—
Albert street, Clinton. 540-3hn
—Rev. Wm. Fraser, D. D., late
clerk of the general assembly of the
Presbyterian church in Canada, died at
13arrie on the 25 ult,, in his 85th
year.
J. C. STEVENSON,
Furniture Dealer, &c.
THE LEADING UNDERTAKER AND
FUNERAL DIRECTOR.
Opposite Town Halt, - Clinton, Ont
GODERICN MARBLE WORKS,
VERY MUCEI PLEASBD.
Slits,—I am very much pleased with the
effects of Hagyard's pectoral Balsam. Our
family has been grratly troubled with severe
colds, pains in the chest, etc., and have
been promptly relieved by this valuable
medicine which we willingly recommend.
CLAI A A. MCKeezrS.
Clarendon Station, N. B.
McKi.11op-
Crowded out last weak.
George Barrows met with a very
severe and painful accident a few days
ago. He was attending to the horses
when ono of them kicked him in.the
face, breaking his nose and cutting a
largo gash in his cheek. A .surgeon
dressed the wounds, putting in several
stitches. Ile certainly had a pretty
close call.
Mr. Wm. Rea, teacher in section 9,
McKillop, has been very ill with in-
flammation of the brain. By latest,re-
port he was somewhat better and we
hope to soon hoar of his recovery.
Mr. Thomas Grimoldby and family
have moved into the house lately oc-
cupied by Mr. Peter McEwen.
Mr. James Bell, who was working
for Mr. I•Ieal, a cattle dealer in Fuller-
ton, during the past summer, has re-
turned home. James is a favorite with
all, and we are pleased to have him
back again.
J. C. Stevenson, Furniture Dealer, Clinton, le
our agent for Clinton and vicinity.
W. M. Mohrini , of Benmiller, is our Travelling
agent.
Orders entrusted to either of the above aril!
have our best attention.
Monuments supplied in CANADIAN, SCOTCH,
SWEDE, NORWAY and AMERICAN granites.
a well as In all varieties of marble.
Give lIr, Steytnson a call before ordering else•
where.
JOIIN A. ROBERTSON.
Manager,
ALLAN LINE
ROYAL MAIL STEAMSiiIPS.
REDUCTION iN RATES.
Steamers sail regularly from
Portland and Halifax to Liverpool
via Londonderry
DURING THE 1VINTER MONTHS.
Cabin, $40 and upward.. Second Cabin, $25.
Steerage at low rates. No •attlo carried,
STATES4 ) SERVICE OF
ALLAN LINE.'
STEAM SII IPS.
NEW YORK AND GLASGOW
via Londonderry, every Fortnight. Cabin, $40
and upwards. Second Cabin, 825. Steerage at
low ratos.
Apply to 11. & A. ALLAN, Montreal ; or to
A. 0. I'ATTISON or WM. JACI(SON, Clinton.
Mr, Robert Ingram, a former resi-
dent of the Leadbury line, but who
his been living in Michigan' for a
number of years, has been passing a
few days visiting relatives and friends
around here.
Miss Younge—Why do you not marry,
Colonel ? Col. Oldboy—Oh, there are lots
of good fish in the sea. Miss Y. --But don't
you think the bait is a little stale?
Lady (to tramp)—How old are you, my
man ? Tramp -1 don't know, ma'am ; you
see, I was so young the first few years of
my life I couldn't count, so I lost track.
"Who is the belle tonight i" asked she,
As th4 stood on the ball room floor :
He looked around the room to see,
And she speaks to him no more.
Mr. Jone,f, of Seaforlh, has leased
the hotel at Leadbury lately occupied
by Mr. McNamara. Mr. Jones is a
social and sensible man and we be-
speak for the house a fair share of
patronage.
At time of writing we understand
that it has not been decided whether
there will he a vote taken in regard to
a Douse of Refuge in this township.
Wo think it is nothing to the credit of
the people of this county having post
poned this question so long and so
often. Let the ratepayers of the
township act like mon, copy the ex-
ample set by the towns and villages
and show to the world at large that
they ,aro prepared to look after and
care for their poor and unfortunate ones.
Mr. and Mrs, Robert Gray treated a
number of their friends to an oyster
supper a few even lege ago. There was
about tweuty guests present and a
pleasant evening was spent. Mr.
Grey and his excellent wife, by their
courteous manner, made the entire
company feet perfectly at home.
4-e;, l,ut feed itwith ftcott's F`:ytt :ion.
Feeding the cold kills it, and no 'ane
can afford to have a cough or culd,acute
and leading to ,consumption, lurking
around flint.
Of pure Norwegian Cod Ltver
Oil and IIf/p o 1tospltites 1
strengthens Weak Lungs, checks all
Wasting Diseases and is a' remarkable\
Flesh Producer. Almost as Palatable as.
Milk, Prepared only by 6cott,k Bowno, Bollevilla.
tumour
m.914o0ee1....M.•Wvearocn.a.vH.ao�-a,..•• -
prox
DR. WOOD'S
Not All Alike.—First Boy—Do all office-
holders get big salaries? Second Boy—No. •
Some hold positions of honor. "Don't they
get anything ?" `-Only what they steal."
"Ah ! there goes Chris and his mother."
"So I see," "What a popular flower they
would make !" "Why so?" "Because they
might be described as Chris -an' -the -mum.
See ?"
"These are hard times!" sighed the young
collector of bills. "Every place I went to-
day I was requested to call again but one,
and that was when I dropped in to see my
girl." -
Little boy—Don't Quakers ever fight ?
Mamma—No, my dear. Little boy (after
reflection)—I should think it would be
awful hard for a real big Quaker to be a
Quaker.
The Reverse of Romance.—Publisher—Ia
your novel realistic? Author—It is. The
hero and the heroine get married in the
firat chapter and are unhappy ever after-
ward.
Shoving Him Off.—George—I'm 'afraid
Ethel doesn't love me any more. Jack—
What makes you think so? George—
Last night she introduced me to her
chaperon.
His Parting Shot.—He—But couldn't
you learn to love me, Ida? She—I don't
think I could, George. He (reaching for
his hat)—It is as I feared ! You are too
old to learn!
Critical Stiggins (watching the Harvard Sample Bottles lec ;Regular size $1.
foot ball eleven at practice—They didn't
For sale bynil dealers.
hold on to that last V long enough. Im-
pecunious Jenkins—I have made the same
mistake myself.
"Could you make it convenient to lend
Ls) ;some distinction." "How is that ?" "One f:4 . to $
A CURE FOR DYSPEPSIA.
In investigating the cause of this prevalent
complaint it is found to rest principally in
wrong motion of the stomach and impurity
of the Blood. These ,exciting oaneee are
easily removed by Lho`'�$'egulating, purifying
and digestive effects orilurdnek Blond Bit-
tern, hence the euceoes of B. B. B. in curing
dyspepsia in any fort;, no matter of how
long standing or how severe it may be.
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Iroperties of other pectoral herbs and barks.
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1•Ioarseness, Asthma, Bronchitis, Sore Throat
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HUMPH YS
This PRECIOUS OINTMENT is the
triumph of Scientific Medicine.
Nothing has ever been produced to
equal or compare with it as a CURATIVE
and HEALING APPLICATION. It has been •
used over 4o years, and always affords
relief and always gives satisfaction.
For Piles—External or Internal, Blind
or Bleeding ; Fistula in Ano ; Itching or
Bleeding of the Rectum. . The relief is
immediate—the cure certain.
WITCH HAZEL OiL
For Burns, Scalds and Ulceration and
Contraction fronlTiurns. The relief is instant
--the healing wonderful and unequaled.
For Boils, ITot Tumors, Ulcers. Fistulas,
Old Sores, Itching Eruptions, Chafing or
Scald Head. It is Infallible.
For Inflamed or Caked Breasts and Sore
Nipples. It is invaluable.
Price, 50 Cents. Trial sire, •25 Cents.
Sold by PrnrrIsts, Or sent pool -geld on -ec.11•1 nr peke.
HUMPltRREYS' PIED. CO., 1 110 118 wlttlne, 81., NEW YORE.
CURES PILES.
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WELLS k RICH ARDSON Co. Ago
MONTREAL
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Acid:ty of the Stlreach, , nr.1.;, BiL-
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ziness, IHearttura, CrrF.titatirn,
Dryness of the Skin. 1)vnrn '• n,m-
ness of Vision, Ja In @ice 5 •a t J•;1v t:ri.,
Erysipelas, Scro.`u'a, Flutteei:;g of
the Heart, Nervousness ed Cer_eral.
Debility; all tht•s.t nml u..,n.•1.tl:er simi-
lar Complaints virld t.) the h,1,m' it tlucnco
of BURDOCK BLOOD BITTERS.
r. MILEIJlt?i .8 ('O., l'roprlede('s.'Foronls'
4-1 L+ 4 �, tin '
me 5100, Jack ?" "I don't know. If I 0 U % O .
should lend it to you ,I should be a man of 0 to
out of a hundred." U :.� N ^� 01 0 0.
An Impossible Event.—"They say Chollv T1 W rA 0 .o
has softening of the brain." "I cannot (n X 'b .—. 0 ' Cr
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conceive it possible." "Why not?" "J3e- t...l u ''d 'm e Pa4
cause his brain cannot become any softer (� O f , w z
than it always has been." [� �, a. ,.( C rn r,
Congratulations.—Tailor—Mr. Overdue, �f
I hear that you aro about to be married to rQ .W d e +S
Mies Bullion. Allow me to congratulate • •,,, u 1 •
you. Overdue (extending his hand)—Allow 1.� I-. a fn /� o, 0
me to congratulate you ! yr ',.�, •4:-.... h+'-1 •a G
Tom—You ought to have been to the A ^,3 0
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theatre with us last night. Awfully funny.
We roared with laughter the whole time.
Harry—Between the acts, too ? Tom-•
No ; then we smiled.
An Obstacle.—Mrs. Upton Flatt—Bridg-
et, have you lighted the drawing room fire
yet ? Bridget (from the kitchen)—No,
mum ; I'm waitin' for yez to git up and
fowld up the bid so I can git t'rough.
The Riding Master—Have you (earned to
trot yet, Miss Manley? Miss Manley—Oh,
yes : I could trot all right if it werent for
the horse. The plaguey thing keeps jogging
up and down so.
Husband—How much did you spend to-
day ? Wife—Seventy-six dollars and seven-
teen cents. Husband (ironically)--Wa8
that all ? Wife (with an injured air)—That
was all I had.
"Do you enjoy a nice bird ?" asked tho
obtuse young man as they came out of the
theater. "Yes, replied the girl with an ap-
petite. "Well, 1'll introduce you to my
atint. She has some lovely canaries."
"Do yon believe in tho transmigration
ala, Joe ?" "What's that, sir!" "Wily,
ee
for instance, that that cow has had a prior
existence in another form—perhaps been a —1 N 'P11 F,--
being like myself." "Oh, no dbt the cow's �� - tCO �At
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