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HomeMy WebLinkAboutClinton New Era, 1893-07-07, Page 3CLINTQN 'm thuk. MERRY MoMEN"tir fo aro .now S S' a Discount of Ten. per cent casi1144ers of Boots and, Sloe at our etoi'e I • JACKSON Clinton Where the seconds get for safety in a French duel. Poor skaters should correctly drink lock to each other in bumpers. I�IBOU TABLES 25c, 30c and 45c senomma 000-• - We have now a fite line of Bamboo Tables at 25c., 30o. and 45 cents. Whenever you have any time to spare we would like yon to take a look through our warerooms whether you wish to buy or not J. W. CHIDLEY, Funeral Director and Embalmer—Night calla answered at 11 residence, King St., opposite the foundry. JOSEPH. CHIDLEY, FINE FURNITURE FANCIER, CLINTON Silver Star COAL OIL 4 Imperial GALLONS About .equivalent to 5 American Gallons for O CENT Water White American Oil 25c. a Gallon Tthese prices are Spot Cash at our store. Charged or delivered 21c per gallon extra. Johnson's - Kalsomin 3 and Pure Mixed:Paints. Churches Alabastine, John A Bruces Field and -Garden -Seeds -- DAVIS & ROWLAND, Hardware, Stoves and Tinware, Clinton 1� First car now arrived direct from Redpath's Refinery,Montreal Quality the Purest, Prices the Lowest. Special Cuts in 100 lbs. or Barrel lots. Teas, Coffees and Spices ra Specialty BUTTER AND EGGS WANTED J. W. Irwin, Grocer MACKAY BLOCK, • - - - CLINTON. MEN'S BOYS' and GIRL'S STRAW HATS —See our 15 cent — GIRLS SAILOR HATS —AND OUR - 10 Cent BOYS HATS Men's Straws at 15c, 17c, 20c1 A25c No ,better in the trade. 5 per cent off for Cash. When a man is generous to a fault it is never one of bis wife e. The man -who buckles down to business runs but little chance of being strapped. The man who has no Mm in life -s never ready to make a hit when opp*rtunity offers, It appears to be the business of the needy tramp to go around looking for eue- cora. Women are not cruel to dumb animals. No woman will wilfully step on a mouse. It must be this setting' up of drinks that is upsetting so many of our young men. The economical housemaid is an artist to a certain extent. "She draws the purse attings." The "hew and cry" is generally raised by the boy who bas to chop up the stove wood. The busineas man who, occupies apart- ments over his store can't very well avoid living above his income. He (philosophical)—Do you approve of going to the theatre Y She (praottcal)—Ob, thank you t Any night you like. He (painting)—If you werel,Miss Maude, I wonder how you'd treat this subject ? She (posing)—Oysters. Until a man starts out habitually to look out for No. 1, he never realizes whata lot of other people are following the same idea. Wife—Darling, I wish you would let me have $40 to -day. Husband—Why, you seem to think I married an heiress, my dear. "I never thought Preston particularly bright, or quick, at an answer he—' "Well, I do, I tried to borrow $5 of him. What makes the bicycle popular with many, rich or poor, is that, after trying to ride one, they feel that they are better off. Singing practice, it is said, wards off consumption. But, alas 1 there are things in this life that are even worse than con- sumption. • "That will do for the present," as the young man remarked when he paid for a box of cheap candy for his sweetheart's birthday gift." "You've been in my mind all day, Mies Angie," he cooed sweetly. "Great mercy 1" groaned the girl in agony, "can it be that I am. as small as hat_?" - __ .. _._ . Mr. Horton—What on earth did you want of this expensive fire screen ? Mre. Horton —To keep callers from discovering that we .hadn'_t.any fire.. _.. _. . ' "Hit Joan do," said Uncle Eben, "ter take. too much count of de fac' dat er man looks good natured. De crocodile hab de broadee' grin on record. "So she favors his suit 1" "Well, Lean hardly say it is his suit, but she is certainiy in love with his overcoat ; it is trimmed with real beaver." You should not feel angry with the young lady who is always engaged when you ask her to dance. . She may prefer waltzing to Graeco-Roman wrestling. Minnie—Capt. Foster has never paid me any attention before, but he danced with me four times last night. Maud—Oh, well, it was a charity ball, you remember. Yeast—What are you going to make out of your boy? Crimsonbeak—A lecturer. "Has be a taste for it ?" "Oh, yes; he in- herits it from his mother." Poeticise (delighted)—So you think my new book a great improvement over all my others ? In what way, miry I ask ? Mise Cutting—Certainly. , It is not so long. Trotter—Women have very little appre- ciation of anything that is really funny. Barlow—I don't know about that—look at Cholly de Void. He seems to be vary popu- lar with some. Mr. Hobson (during tke spat)—Maria, I'm astonished. You're talking through your bat. Mrs. Hobson (with significance) —Well, it's the same hat I've had for going on three winters now. "I don't think that fellow will be quite so fresh hereafter," remarked old Farmer Huakey, the other night,as he sent a load of rock -salt into the fleeting figure of the chicken thief. Mrs. Kinks—How does it happen that Mrs. Nexdoor can afford to dress better than 1 can ? Mr. Blinks—They haven't been married long. and I presume he isn't quite broke yet. "i cannot sing the old songs," She sang in accents end And every one who stood around, Md heard, was mighty glad. Hotel keeper—Yes, sir, you'd be•surpris- ed at the number of towels we lose—hun- dreds every year, sir—hundreds. Traveller —Ah, yes, I see. Guests mistake 'em for handkerchiefs. Customer (glaring at him)—I find a piece of ham in this apple pie 1 Clerk (at lunch connter, loftily)—Yes, sir. If you wish something that hose t got any ham in it, sir, I can recommend our barn sandwiches, air. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, Though gorgeous their plumage and regal ; But, instead of an oriole, robin or thrush, Let that bird be a bright, golden eagle. Policeman—Well, my little dear, if you can't toll me your mother's name, or where she lives, how are we to find her?" Little girl (lost while out shopping)—Jes' put me in a store window, an' mamma 'll be sure to see me. Visitor—Why do you feel so worried about your son ; he isn't wild, is he ? Mother—Oh,it isn't that, but look at the splendid heldno; of hglr he has. We can't decide whether to educate him for a pianist or a football player; A recent photograph of Emperor Wit. bawl? mother is ()aid, by it, to present so striking aos� resemblance to Queen Victoria that'the two eubjeots'night readily, be•. taken for .istore, though the gtteen hi twenty' years older than heridaugh- ter, Empress Frederick. "Is that your daughter' making all that noise, Mrs. Clarity?" "My daughter, oi'd have you to knave, Mrs. Halloran is cniti- vetln' her voice." "Cultivatin' her voice, is it,, Mie. Clanty+ ? It's meself that 'ud 1oiltc,to complim'at her on the big crop she is gettin' ,. .w.--- ..,....... 1893.. d ,Nan)nggen, grand seoretary_ of tlt.o Orange order of Canada, died at Newsier' tiema13snday. Rebecca Wilkleeon,of srow;ievalley.;;nd, says:. "I bad boon in a dietreir$ed condition for three year.frorn Nervousness, Weakness of the Stomach, Dyepepele and'Indigevtlo>it` until' FY health wars Bon.,, 1 had, been, dootoriing oonstantly with .no relief. I oonght one bottle of South Ikgnerican Nor- ville, which done me more oop�dd tbi n .$50 worth of doctoring 1 ever gdidin my life. I would advise every: weakly person to nee this valuable and lovely remedy. .A. trial' bottle will 'convince you, Warranted by Watts tit Co.. Druggist._ It does not pay to slop over, About three menthe ago Wm. MANair, a New York labor leader, took umbrage at tame remarks of Senator McClelland, as report- ed in the press, end gave vent to, hie dis- pleasure by eending that gentleman a pos- tal,eard opinien of him, rn which he was characterized se anything but honorable and asked if he had ever done an bon- est days work in his life. McNair was ar. rested, and was sentenced to four months' imprisonment and a tine of $500. HOW TO GET A '"SUNLIGHT" PICTURE. Send 25"Sunlight" Boap.wrappere wrap, per bearing the words "Why Does a Wom- an Look Old Sooner Than a Man")to Lavin Baos., Ltd., 43 Scott St., Toronto, and you will receive by post a pretty picture, free from advertising and well worth fram- ing. This is an easy way to decorate your home. The soap is the beet in the market and it will only coat lo postage to send in the wrappers, if you leave the ends open. Write your address carefully. There are 32,000,000 men and 31,000,000 women in the United States. Men are in the majority in all the States and Territories except in the District of Colum- bia, Massachusetts, Rhode Island, North Carolina, Maryland, Connecticut, New Hampshire, New York, South Carolina, Verginia and New Jersey, in which there are more women than men. The District of Columbia has the largest proportionate excess of female population, and Montana contains the largest percentage of men. In New Jersey, the two sexes are most nearly equally represented. STANDARD RED OE 3 PLY FLAT BLUE The old, reliable, and tested brands 'Evenly Spun. Full standard length per pound, Best value in the market: Call and see samples and get reduced prices Mothers, and especially nursing mothers, need the strengthening support and help that comes with Dr. Pierce's Favorite Preemption. It lessens the $pains and bur- dens of child-bearing, insures healthy, vigorous offspring, and promotes an abund- ant secretion of norishment on the part of the mother. It is an invigorating tonic, made especially for women, perfectly harm- less in any condition of the female system, aslit regulates and promotes all the natural functions and never conflicts with them. The"Prescription" builds up, strengthens and mires. In all the ; hroniellweaknesses and disorders that afflict woman, it is guar- anteed to benefit or onre, or the money is re - funded. For every case of Catarrh which they cannot core, the proprietors of Dr. Sage's Catarrah Remedy agree to pay $500 in cash. You're cored by ite mild, soothing, cleaning and healing properties, or you're paid. "WHY - SHOULD WE WEEP-- FOR THOSE WHO DIE?" Why should we weep for those who die? They fall, theirdnst retnrnato-dust? Their souls should live eternally Within the mansions of the just. They die to live, they sink to rise, They leave this wretched mortal shore; But brighter sons and bluer skies Shall smile on them for evermore, Why should we sorrow for the dead? Our life on earth is bnt a span; They tread the path that all most tread, They die the common death of man. The noblest songster of the dale Must cease when winter's frowns appear; The reddest rose is wan and pale IWhen autumn tints the changing year. The fairest flower on earth must fade, The brighest hopes on earth must die: Why should we mourn that man wasmade To droop on earth, but dwell on high? The soul, the eternal soul, mast reign In worlds devoid of pain and strife; Then why should mortal man complain Of death, which leads to happier life? THE F&CT That AYER'S Sarsaparilla CURES OTHERS of Scrofulous Diseases, Eruptions, Boils, Eczema, Liver and Kidney Diseases, Dyspepsia, Rheumatism, and Catarrh :should be convincing that the same course of treatment WILL CURE You. All that has been said of the wonder- ful cures effected by the use of AYER'S Sarsaparilla duting the past fifty years, truth- fully applies to -day. It is, in every sense, The Superior Medicine. Its curative properties, strength, effect, and flavor are always the same ;. and for whatever blood diseases AYER'S Sarsaparilla is taken, they yield to this treatment. Whenyou ask for AYER'S Sarsaparilla don't be induced to purchase any of the worthless substitutes, which are mostly mixtures of the cheap- est ingredients, contain no sarsa- parilla, have no uniform standard of appearance, flavor, or effect, are blood -purifiers in name only, and are offered to you because there is more profit in selling them. Take arsaparilla Pfepar&1 by 1D . II C. Ayer & Cb„ Lowcll, Miss. Sold by all Druggises ; Pried $,'; fix bottle*, $S, p°.area of ierst w 1' lure you. New StoreID AND BIOS faokayhiock `ra Brick Block not WANTED AT THE Beaver .' Woolen is Mills Store, Next Door to Harland Bros Store,Brick Block. CLINTON, ONT The highest market price in Cash, and more in trade for Wool. ectric Carding Machine in Connection. First Class Rolls Guaranteed. Wool and Carding sent by rail will be carted to and from station free of charge. We keep a large and well assorted stock of: Fine, Medium. and Coarse Flannels, Tweeds, Blankets, Sheet- ing, Horse Blankets, Yarns, Single, Double and Treble Ply. All -Wool Socks and Hose, Knitted Goods of all kinds. Suits Made to Order and fit guaranteed or no sale., Custom Sinning, Weaving, Fulling and Finishing taken in and sent to the mills at Union, and retarned_at shortnotice, at_loweat._possible_ prices. - Our goods took -two- - - - diplomas and gold medal from several different factories three successive years. We do business on the square. Call and see ne. BEAVER MILLS WOOLEN CO., E. C. WILLSON, Proprietor. JYSSacrificaSalc • -OF 30 Days BOOKS, Stationery WALL PAPER, &c In order to clear out the entire stock of W. H. SIMPSON, it has beenNeoided to offer the Eametat prices away below oost. Everything will be sold at suoh !figures that will make it of intereet for purchasers to come here. THE STOCK MUST BE SOLD OUT PRICES ARE MADE ACCORDINGLY This is a genuine clearing sale, and it is desired to clear the whole out in 30 days. RUMBALL' S CIBRIEll FACTORY JE-Iuron Street, Clinton We have on hand an assortment of splendid BUGGIES. CARRIAGES, & WAGGONS Which we guarantee to be of first—class material and workmanship. I you want a good article at the price of a poor opo, call and see us. Tho Whiteman Pea Harvester THE BEST IN THE WORLD Far the following seasons: -1st it is built of the best makable wrought iron gadget!. 2nd—It requires no holes to be drilled in cutter bar. 3rd—The onteide divider oan be raised or lowered at back or front independent of lifters. 4th—H has no rod at the back to hold obstructions and cause choking. 5th—there is no springs to break or get out of order. 6th—lt has movable clips and can be net in line with tongue if mower bar drags bade. 7th—Eaoh lifter hag a guard stay, and breaking Metter guard is imposeible. 8th—Eaoh lifter is independent of the other, and can be raised or lowered at the back SO as to line in front ehotild mower pude be otit of tine. 9th The number of maelaines sold durfng the past season enabled large ntitnber of the leading farmers of the Province to testify to its merits. Every Machine is Warrant, ed and giyen teet. Seropie machine I can be seen at 3. FLYNN'S SlaektiMith . Shop, Clinton, also at different shops throngh the county. Jame; Whitaker', paten., tee end inarmfmtuter, Au:mire°, TROS BROWN, General Agent SEAPOlt