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MERRY MoMEN"tir
fo aro .now S S' a Discount of Ten. per cent
casi1144ers of Boots and, Sloe at our etoi'e
I •
JACKSON
Clinton
Where the seconds get for safety in a
French duel.
Poor skaters should correctly drink lock
to each other in bumpers.
I�IBOU TABLES
25c, 30c and 45c
senomma
000-• -
We have now a fite line of Bamboo Tables at 25c., 30o.
and 45 cents. Whenever you have any time to spare we
would like yon to take a look through our warerooms
whether you wish to buy or not
J. W. CHIDLEY, Funeral Director and Embalmer—Night calla answered at 11
residence, King St., opposite the foundry.
JOSEPH. CHIDLEY,
FINE FURNITURE FANCIER, CLINTON
Silver Star COAL OIL
4 Imperial GALLONS
About .equivalent to 5 American Gallons for
O CENT
Water White American Oil 25c. a Gallon
Tthese prices are Spot Cash at our store. Charged
or delivered 21c per gallon extra.
Johnson's - Kalsomin 3 and Pure Mixed:Paints.
Churches Alabastine,
John A Bruces Field and -Garden -Seeds --
DAVIS & ROWLAND,
Hardware, Stoves and Tinware, Clinton
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First car now arrived direct from Redpath's Refinery,Montreal
Quality the Purest, Prices the Lowest.
Special Cuts in 100 lbs. or Barrel lots.
Teas, Coffees and Spices ra Specialty
BUTTER AND EGGS WANTED
J. W. Irwin, Grocer
MACKAY BLOCK, • - - - CLINTON.
MEN'S BOYS' and GIRL'S
STRAW HATS
—See our 15 cent
—
GIRLS SAILOR HATS
—AND OUR -
10 Cent BOYS HATS
Men's Straws at 15c, 17c, 20c1 A25c
No ,better in the trade. 5 per cent off for Cash.
When a man is generous to a fault it is
never one of bis wife e.
The man -who buckles down to business
runs but little chance of being strapped.
The man who has no Mm in life -s never
ready to make a hit when opp*rtunity
offers,
It appears to be the business of the
needy tramp to go around looking for eue-
cora.
Women are not cruel to dumb animals.
No woman will wilfully step on a mouse.
It must be this setting' up of drinks
that is upsetting so many of our young
men.
The economical housemaid is an artist
to a certain extent. "She draws the purse
attings."
The "hew and cry" is generally raised by
the boy who bas to chop up the stove
wood.
The busineas man who, occupies apart-
ments over his store can't very well avoid
living above his income.
He (philosophical)—Do you approve of
going to the theatre Y She (praottcal)—Ob,
thank you t Any night you like.
He (painting)—If you werel,Miss Maude,
I wonder how you'd treat this subject ?
She (posing)—Oysters.
Until a man starts out habitually to
look out for No. 1, he never realizes whata
lot of other people are following the same
idea.
Wife—Darling, I wish you would let
me have $40 to -day. Husband—Why, you
seem to think I married an heiress, my
dear.
"I never thought Preston particularly
bright, or quick, at an answer he—'
"Well, I do, I tried to borrow $5 of him.
What makes the bicycle popular with
many, rich or poor, is that, after trying
to ride one, they feel that they are better
off.
Singing practice, it is said, wards off
consumption. But, alas 1 there are things
in this life that are even worse than con-
sumption. •
"That will do for the present," as the
young man remarked when he paid for a
box of cheap candy for his sweetheart's
birthday gift."
"You've been in my mind all day, Mies
Angie," he cooed sweetly. "Great mercy 1"
groaned the girl in agony, "can it be that I
am. as small as hat_?" - __ .. _._ .
Mr. Horton—What on earth did you want
of this expensive fire screen ? Mre. Horton
—To keep callers from discovering that we
.hadn'_t.any fire.. _.. _. .
' "Hit Joan do," said Uncle Eben, "ter
take. too much count of de fac' dat er man
looks good natured. De crocodile hab de
broadee' grin on record.
"So she favors his suit 1" "Well, Lean
hardly say it is his suit, but she is certainiy
in love with his overcoat ; it is trimmed
with real beaver."
You should not feel angry with the
young lady who is always engaged when
you ask her to dance. . She may prefer
waltzing to Graeco-Roman wrestling.
Minnie—Capt. Foster has never paid me
any attention before, but he danced with
me four times last night. Maud—Oh,
well, it was a charity ball, you remember.
Yeast—What are you going to make out
of your boy? Crimsonbeak—A lecturer.
"Has be a taste for it ?" "Oh, yes; he in-
herits it from his mother."
Poeticise (delighted)—So you think my
new book a great improvement over all
my others ? In what way, miry I ask ?
Mise Cutting—Certainly. , It is not so
long.
Trotter—Women have very little appre-
ciation of anything that is really funny.
Barlow—I don't know about that—look at
Cholly de Void. He seems to be vary popu-
lar with some.
Mr. Hobson (during tke spat)—Maria,
I'm astonished. You're talking through
your bat. Mrs. Hobson (with significance)
—Well, it's the same hat I've had for going
on three winters now.
"I don't think that fellow will be quite
so fresh hereafter," remarked old Farmer
Huakey, the other night,as he sent a load
of rock -salt into the fleeting figure of the
chicken thief.
Mrs. Kinks—How does it happen that
Mrs. Nexdoor can afford to dress better
than 1 can ? Mr. Blinks—They haven't
been married long. and I presume he isn't
quite broke yet.
"i cannot sing the old songs,"
She sang in accents end
And every one who stood around,
Md heard, was mighty glad.
Hotel keeper—Yes, sir, you'd be•surpris-
ed at the number of towels we lose—hun-
dreds every year, sir—hundreds. Traveller
—Ah, yes, I see. Guests mistake 'em for
handkerchiefs.
Customer (glaring at him)—I find a piece
of ham in this apple pie 1 Clerk (at lunch
connter, loftily)—Yes, sir. If you wish
something that hose t got any ham in it,
sir, I can recommend our barn sandwiches,
air.
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush,
Though gorgeous their plumage and regal ;
But, instead of an oriole, robin or thrush,
Let that bird be a bright, golden eagle.
Policeman—Well, my little dear, if you
can't toll me your mother's name, or where
she lives, how are we to find her?" Little
girl (lost while out shopping)—Jes' put me
in a store window, an' mamma 'll be sure to
see me.
Visitor—Why do you feel so worried
about your son ; he isn't wild, is he ?
Mother—Oh,it isn't that, but look at
the splendid heldno; of hglr he has. We can't
decide whether to educate him for a pianist
or a football player;
A recent photograph of Emperor Wit.
bawl? mother is ()aid, by it, to present so striking aos� resemblance to
Queen Victoria that'the two eubjeots'night
readily, be•. taken for .istore, though the
gtteen hi twenty' years older than heridaugh-
ter, Empress Frederick.
"Is that your daughter' making all that
noise, Mrs. Clarity?" "My daughter, oi'd
have you to knave, Mrs. Halloran is cniti-
vetln' her voice." "Cultivatin' her voice,
is it,, Mie. Clanty+ ? It's meself that 'ud
1oiltc,to complim'at her on the big crop she
is gettin' ,. .w.--- ..,.......
1893..
d ,Nan)nggen, grand seoretary_ of tlt.o
Orange order of Canada, died at Newsier'
tiema13snday.
Rebecca Wilkleeon,of srow;ievalley.;;nd,
says:. "I bad boon in a dietreir$ed condition
for three year.frorn Nervousness, Weakness
of the Stomach, Dyepepele and'Indigevtlo>it`
until' FY health wars Bon.,, 1 had, been,
dootoriing oonstantly with .no relief. I
oonght one bottle of South Ikgnerican Nor-
ville, which done me more oop�dd tbi n .$50
worth of doctoring 1 ever gdidin my life.
I would advise every: weakly person to nee
this valuable and lovely remedy. .A. trial'
bottle will 'convince you, Warranted by
Watts tit Co.. Druggist._
It does not pay to slop over, About
three menthe ago Wm. MANair, a New
York labor leader, took umbrage at tame
remarks of Senator McClelland, as report-
ed in the press, end gave vent to, hie dis-
pleasure by eending that gentleman a pos-
tal,eard opinien of him, rn which he was
characterized se anything but honorable
and asked if he had ever done an bon-
est days work in his life. McNair was ar.
rested, and was sentenced to four months'
imprisonment and a tine of $500.
HOW TO GET A '"SUNLIGHT"
PICTURE.
Send 25"Sunlight" Boap.wrappere wrap,
per bearing the words "Why Does a Wom-
an Look Old Sooner Than a Man")to Lavin
Baos., Ltd., 43 Scott St., Toronto, and
you will receive by post a pretty picture,
free from advertising and well worth fram-
ing. This is an easy way to decorate your
home. The soap is the beet in the market
and it will only coat lo postage to send in
the wrappers, if you leave the ends open.
Write your address carefully.
There are 32,000,000 men and 31,000,000
women in the United States. Men are in
the majority in all the States and
Territories except in the District of Colum-
bia, Massachusetts, Rhode Island, North
Carolina, Maryland, Connecticut, New
Hampshire, New York, South Carolina,
Verginia and New Jersey, in which there
are more women than men. The District
of Columbia has the largest proportionate
excess of female population, and Montana
contains the largest percentage of men. In
New Jersey, the two sexes are most nearly
equally represented.
STANDARD RED OE
3 PLY FLAT BLUE
The old, reliable, and tested brands
'Evenly Spun. Full standard length per
pound, Best value in the market:
Call and see samples and get reduced prices
Mothers, and especially nursing mothers,
need the strengthening support and help
that comes with Dr. Pierce's Favorite
Preemption. It lessens the $pains and bur-
dens of child-bearing, insures healthy,
vigorous offspring, and promotes an abund-
ant secretion of norishment on the part of
the mother. It is an invigorating tonic,
made especially for women, perfectly harm-
less in any condition of the female system,
aslit regulates and promotes all the natural
functions and never conflicts with them.
The"Prescription" builds up, strengthens
and mires. In all the ; hroniellweaknesses
and disorders that afflict woman, it is guar-
anteed to benefit or onre, or the money is re -
funded.
For every case of Catarrh which they
cannot core, the proprietors of Dr. Sage's
Catarrah Remedy agree to pay $500 in cash.
You're cored by ite mild, soothing, cleaning
and healing properties, or you're paid.
"WHY - SHOULD WE WEEP-- FOR
THOSE WHO DIE?"
Why should we weep for those who die?
They fall, theirdnst retnrnato-dust?
Their souls should live eternally
Within the mansions of the just.
They die to live, they sink to rise,
They leave this wretched mortal shore;
But brighter sons and bluer skies
Shall smile on them for evermore,
Why should we sorrow for the dead?
Our life on earth is bnt a span;
They tread the path that all most tread,
They die the common death of man.
The noblest songster of the dale
Must cease when winter's frowns appear;
The reddest rose is wan and pale
IWhen autumn tints the changing year.
The fairest flower on earth must fade,
The brighest hopes on earth must die:
Why should we mourn that man wasmade
To droop on earth, but dwell on high?
The soul, the eternal soul, mast reign
In worlds devoid of pain and strife;
Then why should mortal man complain
Of death, which leads to happier life?
THE F&CT
That AYER'S Sarsaparilla CURES
OTHERS of Scrofulous Diseases,
Eruptions, Boils, Eczema, Liver
and Kidney Diseases, Dyspepsia,
Rheumatism, and Catarrh :should
be convincing that the same course
of treatment WILL CURE You. All
that has been said of the wonder-
ful cures effected by the use of
AYER'S
Sarsaparilla
duting the past fifty years, truth-
fully applies to -day. It is, in every
sense, The Superior Medicine.
Its curative properties, strength,
effect, and flavor are always the
same ;. and for whatever blood
diseases AYER'S Sarsaparilla is
taken, they yield to this treatment.
Whenyou ask for
AYER'S
Sarsaparilla
don't be induced to purchase any
of the worthless substitutes, which
are mostly mixtures of the cheap-
est ingredients, contain no sarsa-
parilla, have no uniform standard
of appearance, flavor, or effect,
are blood -purifiers in name only,
and are offered to you because
there is more profit in selling
them. Take
arsaparilla
Pfepar&1 by 1D . II C. Ayer & Cb„ Lowcll, Miss.
Sold by all Druggises ; Pried $,'; fix bottle*, $S,
p°.area of ierst w 1' lure you.
New StoreID AND BIOS faokayhiock `ra Brick Block
not
WANTED AT THE
Beaver .' Woolen is Mills Store,
Next Door to Harland Bros Store,Brick Block.
CLINTON, ONT
The highest market price in Cash, and more in trade for Wool.
ectric Carding Machine in Connection. First
Class Rolls Guaranteed.
Wool and Carding sent by rail will be carted to and from station free of charge.
We keep a large and well assorted stock of:
Fine, Medium. and Coarse Flannels, Tweeds, Blankets, Sheet-
ing, Horse Blankets, Yarns, Single, Double and Treble Ply.
All -Wool Socks and Hose, Knitted Goods of all kinds. Suits
Made to Order and fit guaranteed or no sale.,
Custom Sinning, Weaving, Fulling and Finishing taken in and sent to the mills at
Union, and retarned_at shortnotice, at_loweat._possible_ prices. - Our goods took -two- - - -
diplomas and gold medal from several different factories three successive years. We
do business on the square. Call and see ne.
BEAVER MILLS WOOLEN CO.,
E. C. WILLSON, Proprietor.
JYSSacrificaSalc
•
-OF
30
Days
BOOKS, Stationery
WALL PAPER, &c
In order to clear out the entire stock of W. H. SIMPSON, it has beenNeoided
to offer the Eametat prices away below oost. Everything will be sold at suoh
!figures that will make it of intereet for purchasers to come here.
THE STOCK MUST BE SOLD OUT
PRICES ARE MADE ACCORDINGLY
This is a genuine clearing sale, and it is desired
to clear the whole out in 30 days.
RUMBALL' S CIBRIEll FACTORY
JE-Iuron Street, Clinton
We have on hand an assortment of splendid
BUGGIES. CARRIAGES, & WAGGONS
Which we guarantee to be of first—class material and workmanship.
I you want a good article at the price of a poor opo, call and see us.
Tho Whiteman Pea Harvester
THE BEST IN THE WORLD
Far the following seasons: -1st it is built of the best makable wrought iron gadget!.
2nd—It requires no holes to be drilled in cutter bar. 3rd—The onteide divider oan
be raised or lowered at back or front independent of lifters. 4th—H has no rod at
the back to hold obstructions and cause choking. 5th—there is no springs to break
or get out of order. 6th—lt has movable clips and can be net in line with tongue
if mower bar drags bade. 7th—Eaoh lifter hag a guard stay, and breaking Metter
guard is imposeible. 8th—Eaoh lifter is independent of the other, and can be raised
or lowered at the back SO as to line in front ehotild mower pude be otit of tine. 9th
The number of maelaines sold durfng the past season enabled large ntitnber of the
leading farmers of the Province to testify to its merits. Every Machine is Warrant,
ed and giyen teet. Seropie machine I can be seen at 3. FLYNN'S SlaektiMith
. Shop, Clinton, also at different shops throngh the county. Jame; Whitaker', paten.,
tee end inarmfmtuter, Au:mire°,
TROS BROWN, General Agent SEAPOlt