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IVedfaes•lav Nov. lGtli, 1892.
MAJOR SAM HUGHES, M. P.
EDITOR OE THE LIND3AY WARDER
For three weeks we have It• en
absent on private personal businese
in the Maritime provinces, True
to their usual custom of misrepre-
senting an opponent, the reform
press of 1I ilifax and St. John set
vigorously to wurkato advertise us
as a special messenger sent down to
get the "orange vote" in line for
Sir John Thompson as Premier of
Canada.
There are several reasons agsinst
the probability of such charges be-
ing true.
One is that were a special messen-
ger to be chosen for such a mission
the mantle would •fall on ninth
more worthy shoulders then oure.
Another is that the orang emeu not
only of the mer•itiu'e provinces but
of all Canada know their duty much
better tnan their life-long oppon-
ents and traducers, the reform press,
can teach them. A third is that
no living man can "fix" the orange
vote ; for orangemen act along con-
stitutional lines: and were Sir John
Thompson to be chosen Premier of
Canada tomorrow, he would not be
opposed ou account of his religion,
for the constitution of the orange
,association provides that every mom-
ber shall declare himself incapable
of,persecuting or .iujjlring anyotae
on account of his religious convic-
tions. Orangetnen oppose bad MEA-
SURES, and support good ones,
. whether emanating from the Pope
of Rome or the Grand Master of
the Orange Institution.
The advertising given us however
is gratefully acknowledged.—Lind-
say Warder.
CAUGHT RED-IIANDED.
13UR9LARY IN ERAMOSA—•THE ROBBER
CAPTURED AND PUT IN THE
LO -UP.
1t AND US. BQWS1R,
BOWSER HAS A FEW THINGS TQ
GROWL ABOUT.
Apia' When rills Wife Tries to Convluoe
rorty That fie ll. the Guilty One lute
Waxes Wroth and Says There is a
(.bait,
T was just about noon
when Mr. Bowser left
the house smiling and
laughing and waving
• his hand at youug
Bowser. Five hours
later he stalked stiffly
up the steps, stalked
down the hall into the
back parlor, • and
standing before Mrs.
Bowser and pointing
to the left hand side of
his collar he sternly
said : prehenaible manner he stimulates it, or
"Mrs. Bowser, look pops it up, with, a horseback ride before
at that 1" breakfast ; and if his stomach does not per -
"At what dear Y" she queried, form its functions with accuracy and die -
"Can't you -see? Couldn't a blind man patch, he floods it with cold water before
see it forty rods away?" acing to bed -,.or irrigates it with a seidlitz
You it your collar? mean it's frayed powder the moment he gets up in the morn -
out a little mite on the„fold?” nig. He is always 'doing or taking some -
"A little mite ! Why the whole thing is clung to head of some infirmity.
n mass,of raga and tatters, and I've had to Auticipated ills trouble }hint most. The
run the gantlet of a thousand people this :avorite maxim is that about the ounce of
afternoon. If there was ever a house run prevehtion and the pound and a half of
on a worse system than this I'd like to hear :ure: When he is not engaged in
of it ! No head—no tail—no body! Plenty 'ortifiying his system with Graham
of husbands in my situation would commit mead or oat meal, he is developing
some rash not. There !" oma weak muscle with dumb balls
Mr. Bowser tore off the collar aitd threw or trying to create an appetite by sawing
it on the floor and jumped on it, and then half a cord of wood before the dew is offthe
picked it up and threw it out of the win- grass. He wears cork soles in his shoos,
dow. :laiming that they act as rheumatic insults.-
"You should be more careful," cahnls tors. Ho is very regular in his habits. He
observed Mrs. Bowser as he stood glaring cuts his hair according to the season, cleans
at her. "You have at least two dozen—' sis toth by the clock. H is vary fon.l of
•'I should be more careful! What hai•o 1 :xplaining how much phosporous there is in
got to do with it?" :cru, fat producing qualities in cheese, and
"Yon have at least two dozen collars it raocharine matter in wheat
your dresser. That was probably the olds
frayed one in the lot. Yon should examine
a collar before putting it on. You rushee'
.up and put that collar on while I was stil
at luncheon, and I found the one you tool
off lying in the lavatory."
"That's it! Try to wriggle out! I sup
pose you are not to blame that I haven .
gut but one solitary suspender button left
on these trousers, and that I had to go inti
a hardware store and buy horse nails be
fore Lcould get house! Just think of it—
horse nails, Mrs. Bowser, and here they are
—three of 'em!" .
"Yes, I see. Tltosa buttms are patent.
and can only be put on by a tailor. A
month ago I wrapped that pair up and told
you to leave 'em at the tailor's. You went
up stairs and put them on and rushed oil,
and I never saw them."
"And this shirt—you are not to bran,&
for this shirt !" he ,clexrtanded, thinking it
wise to let up on horse nails.
. "What's the matter with your shirt
This is the first complaint I have heard."
"Matter? Can't you see ? It is lopsided:
It's squeegawed 1 It's turned top to but -
tom, and has been trying to climb over ,ley
head all the°afternoon! If this house had e
head—if this house had a head, Mrs. Bowe
ser, my shirts—"
"Let me see what's wrong." she inter-
rupted as she rose up and turned down
the collar of his coat. "No w oder you
feel nervous ! You have buttoned the tor,
button into the lower buttonhole ! It's
funny you couldn't tell what was wrong.
That's you all over."
"Mrs. Bowser, who buttoned that shirt
that way 2" he hoarsely whispered.
"You did of course. I didn't even know
when you changed."
"And perhapg I cut that hole in my
pocket?" he sarcastically queried as he
turned one of his coat pockets wrong side
out.
"That is no cut, Mr. Bowser. The hole
has been worn there by something in your
pocket. Take your coat orf and '1'11 mend
it in a minute."
"And look at this hat 1" he went on as
he brought it from the hall tree—"just
look at it ! Isn't that an evidence that this
house is run on about the same system as a
windmill?"
"I see.The sweat band is missing, I
found it in the hind pocket of a pair of
your trousers the other day. You should
have stopped at the tailor's. There is also
a dent in the crown. You probably did it
while getting into the street car."
Mr. Bowser felt himself beaten, but
made up his mind to die hard.'
"Perhaps I ought to have stopped at the
tailor's to get these socks repaired," he said
as he kicked off his shoes and exhibited
three toes on one foot out to the weather.
"Where did you get them?" she asked.
"You laid them out on a chair for me to
put on."
"I laid them out tin a chair to he mended,
and though yon have seven or eight pairs in
.the drawer you put these on of course!"
Mr. Bowser put on his shoes. Then he
returned his hat to the rack. Theft he un-
buttoned his vest to see if the horse nails
were still there, anis stp1.Y or
"Mrs. Bowser, I um'it pa"t ti-c,ifcain='
plainiug husband, and I never find fault un-
less driven to extremes. I will overlook
your negligence this time, but let this be a
solemn warning and a great moral lesson
to you for years to come."
1.9
, Til HEAI,.irtt, C�RA.NIt,
The health crankis a man eae is sorely
afioted with ohrooie theories regarding the
proper way to
promote longevity.
R
e
lives, ats,werkeand sleeps, and borespeo-
ple
according to certain rules that he has
adopted for We guidance and their annoy-
ance. Re ie sick half his days front the.
effeots of what he eats and drinks, and from
the exercise he takes to encourage bis
health while he shortens the lives of his
friends by urging them to become cranks
even as he is a prank.
He is never free from some infirmity and
if he could acquire two infirmities at once,
his dream of heaven is almost realized. Ae
soon as he gets one weak part of
his system renovated, some other
part breaks down, and be has to go
to work at that. It may be mentioned
incidentally that he never does anything for
his head, which is the weakest part about
him. His blood troubles him. He drinks
acidulous beverages to make him thin, and
lies on his back, with his head toward the
north, to make it circulate properly. When
ho imagines that his livor is acting in a re -
Last Friday night at about 1
o'clock the real lessee of Mr. James
0' Donohoe, Eramosa, was entered
a by burglar and the sum of $36.25
taken. The operations of the mid-
night marauder awakened 11/fr.
O'Donohoe, who grappled with the
villain at the head of the stairs. A
scuffle ensued, the burglar managing
to free himself from Mr. O'Dono-
hoe's grasp and to get out of the
house. The latter pursued him,
calling loudly for his son to oome
to hie assistance. The son quickly
responded, and both gave chase,
soon overtaking the fugitive, whom
they captured after a fierce resist-
ance and brought back to the house.
The money was found in hie, posse's.
sion. After securely binding hiso
hand and foot with a rope a messen-
ger came to the city and got Con-
stable. Ingram to go out and have
the robber taken into custody. The
officer landed his man in the lock-
up abont 5 o'clock Saturday morn-
ing. Ile gave his name as Daniel
Bruce and said he came from Mont-
real the day previous. Constable
Ingram is confident that he saw the
gime man in she neighborhood
about three weeks ago,'and about
that time the house of Mr. Robert
Drudge, near Eden, was burglarized
and $14 stolen therefrom.
The prisoner is about 40 year of
age, 5 feet 6 inoees ih height, sandy
complexion, with full reddish beard
and pretty well clad. When taken
into custody he had $1.70 in his
pocket.
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An old physician, retired from practice, having
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ary the formula of a simple vegetable remedy for
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1:trenohitie, Catarrh, Asthma and all throat and
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for Nervous Debility and all Nervous Complaints,
after having tested its wonderful curative powers
in thnneands of capes, has felt it his duty to mato
it known to Meandering follows. Aotuntedby this
motive and a desire to relieve human snttering, I
will gond free of charge, to ell who desire it, this
recipe. in Getman, French or English, with full
direotions for preparing and using. Sent by mail
by addressing with etatnn, naming this paper.
WA. Sella +,820 Powers' Ther•, Rochester, N. P.
THE ,ARIZONA klOKEr
Tho Edltar (WOO en Aveount of liars Open.
tug Campaign Speech,
Dun G E R P E Ir -..-We eb be in -
U ;ae SEs, all o.r
.rated to run for State Senator in this di..
trict. If we had any doubts of it up to last
Monday night, we have had none since. We
opened our campaign that evening at Jack's
Point. It had been exteneively advertised
that we would speak there, and on our ar-
rival we found a crowd of several hundred
yeomen. They wore not exactly all yeo-
men. There wore about 150 first-class
wretches belonging to the corrupt opposi-
tion, who had been coaxed, bribed, or
driven in like so many cattle to hoot us ofl
the platform. We expected it and went
prepared.
We were introduced to the audience by
Captain Jack Scott, who paid tie a beauti-
ful and touching tribute. Tears sprang un-
bidden to our eyes as we listened to his
story of our hardships and our determina-
tion tc conquer or die. He compared us to
Washington at Valley Forge, and the
mighty cheer that arose from the audience
could have been heard three miles away.
He spoke of our private graveyard, and the
hiss of displeasure started by our narrow•
minded esteemed contemporary, who was
on hand in hopes to see us drowned, was
drowned in a Niagara of applause. He al•
luded to the Kicker as the sunbeam of the
niighty West and to our Mayoralty as the
reign of peace and good will, and the
heavens were rent with thunderous shoute
of appreciation. Our esteemed contem-
porary collapsed about that time, but as
after events proved he was not yet entirely
discouraged. .
When we were led forward we began
speaking as if we had summoredand winters
ed with Henry Clay for the last dozen years.
[Cries of "Put hint out!") While we knew
it was to be the effort of our life, we were
as cool and collected as on the day we split
Jim Thompson's ears with right and left
handed shots, [Hoots and yells dud hisses,
mostly started by our esteemed.] As was
afterward remarked, we knew exactly what
that • audience wanted. \FVo skieped the
garden of Eden, dodged the whalb which
His talk at the table is about the adul- swallowed Jonah, twisted around the fall o:
teratioi of food, and he makes his friends Rome, and only touched the pyramids of
nervous and sick bytelling them of the Egypt as we galloped past. [Yells ce
Ireadful things thagolden syrup and "Shoot
' oh t n him
After we platfoot rm !"—o but
iso
gutter and beer are made of, and of the g•] g
gloomy effect that hard boiled eggs have on olution ry \Var we realized that we
had our audience with us. [Yolk
the ee organs of the idiot who eats of "Go hang yourself!"] When we gal
hem.• He keep himself t' siatc attain'
trying to,get down to where the bell of Liberty sent its
well, wretched in eflos•ta to nttaw"ease, and
does into an•early grave from the effects of
trying to lengthen his clays.
To sum all up, he is a crank and a con-
centrated [Another collapse by our esteemed.] When
nuisance, with the redeeming the then case died away wee formed this
feature, however, that he punishes himself glorious Union of States, put George
uto15 than her, an anybody else. Just nowl Washington at the head of the Continental
ne is in clover, and, he overflows with so arnt and then proceeded to lick the
many remedies to head off the cholera mi -
1 Y.
crobe that there is a cheerful prospect of British out of their boots. We probably
getting rid of him permanently.I piled it 00 a little thick, but everything
goes out here in a political campaign.
[Cheers for the speaker, which was -us,
mingled with the noise of a fight near the
door.]
\Vhen we struck the war of 1812 the out
burst of enthusiasm lifted the roof two feet
high. [Molle by our esteemed of "Why
don't somebody shoot him 1"] When
we got along down to the Mexi-
can war nothing could longer hold
our audience. From our position on the
platform we saw seven fights in progress at
once, and were pleased to observe our
esteemed contemporary crawling under the
bench for safety. We had intended to
bring matters down to the present date,
but the enthusiasm of the audience prevent
ed. When a majority of any crowd out
this way makes up its mind • that a epeakea
is sound on the goose question, he needn't
break any more suspenders in furnishing
additional proofs. While we were waiting
to go on three bullets passed through out
hat and two dead jackass rabbits fell at our
feet. In retitle' for the, compliment ,Cour
crowd cleaned the opposition off the groundr
and rounded up six fingers, somebody's chin,
four ears, thirteen pistols and a basket oa.
knives. The meeting closed with a voiceless,
of enthusiasm, during which we- well`
carried around in triumph on the shonlderr
of Arizona patriots.
The canvass inay be said to have fulls
opened. We realize that we are to bo op
posed by a vindictive and malicious minor-
ity whose motto is "Rule or ruin," but we
AVOIR. ;FADS iN NET.
Tise Les reopio Helm to P9 With Them
the Better for Their health.
Toma o KV eeasola and therewith
t es are ,
has come, again the Cry that was raised last
autumn, that the eating of theta induces
cancer. Cancer was as common in Britain
long before tomatoes became cheap and
popular as it is now, but such a fact will
make no impression on those who choose to
ace some connection between the two, and
who will perhaps tell us next year that cab.
bages induce consumption and green peas
lead to epilepsy. Without dieputing the
importance ofdietboth in health and die -
ease, the Hospital thinks, one may regret
the numberless fade and caprices which in
these days ban one food and "boom" un -
other. That maltreatment of the digestive
organs is at the root of many diseases is
true enough ; but it is to be remembered
that to treat the average stomach as if it
were an invalid is the best way to make it
one. It is a popular notion that the stom-
achs of vegetarians undergo certain organic
changes which make them more akin
to the herbivorous animals. How far this
idea is true no one who has not dissected a
sworn vegetarian would dare to say ; but
there seems to be little doubt that a diges-
tion which is never exercised on anything
but the mildest meats becomes incapable of
tackling anything stronger.
Perhaps popular medical literature is
partly to blame for the growing habit of
overnursing organs which are quite able to
stand ordinary work. Health articles arc
written by doctors, and these, seeing people
only when they are ill, forget that the pa-
pers they write for—the 'family journals"
—are read by men and women, especially
women, who are perfectly well. "Avoid
pastry," writes the doctor, thinking of the
confirmed dyspeptic who left his consulting•
room half an hour ago, and thereupon
a hundred folks who were never a
whit the worse for their tarts avoid
pastry conscientiously and take to
unending sago puddings, whose monotony
their weary palate loathes. If we were to
renounce all that we see or hear condemned
as overstraining or misusing our digestive
apparatus, we should probably take nothing
but pepsin, with perhaps a little milk to ex-
ercise it on. There are times when after a
too rigid dieting, the most mature of ue
longs for the green apples and raspberry
tarts of youth, and such a longing is ass
honest rebellion of the digestion against a
regimen which .keeps it weak for lack of
proper exercise. To give a fair and rear:on
able consideration of the food we eat, is a
matter of common sense, but to make our-
selves mentally the parallels of the monks
of Mount Athos, and concentrate our at•
tention on all that we should avoid, is to
lay ourselves open to the'charce of indi�'es-
Aion as much as if we indulged every day
in the banquets of a Luculltie,
notes reverberating across the Americus
continent the applause became so eleafenis
that we had to pause for two minutes,
A Fine idea.
She—What kind of a cane is that ?
He—Wait until a lady gets in the car
that wants a seat and I'll show you.
Not on Lodge Business.
"IH1m not mistaken," said the caller,
removing his ltat deferentially, "I ata in
the presence of the grand and supremely
exalted potentate of the Ancient and
Honorable Order of Muckamucks'?"
"You are, air," answered the man at the
desk, with an affable smile.
"Pardon the intrusion," said the caller,
in the same respectful manner, "and the
familiarity with which I address you; but
you spell your name S•m-y-t-h-e, do you
not 2"
"Yes, sir."
"And your initials, I think I am correct
in saying are K. W.?"
"That is correct."
"Thank you, Mr. Smythe. My name is
Higgine—H-i-g-g-i-n-s—Higgins. I am glad
to find you in, Mr. Smythe, after having
made several previous attempts,without sue
cess, to make your acquaintance. I have the
honor," he continued, putting his hat on
briskly and taking a bundle of papers from
his pocket, "to be the collector for the firm
of Spotcash & Co., dealers in dry goods and
general merchandise. If it is convenient
Mr. Smythe, you will oblige me very much
by settling a little bill of 75 cents that has
been running for six months and save me
the trouble of having to climb these dog-
goned beastly, rickety, filthy, old stairs
again. Seventy-five cents, Smythe. 'dome
down."—Chicago Tribune.
And just then a lady got in and he press-
ed the button.
4—, - 1......,
:ritrategic Citizen and the [robber.
"Your money or your life!" and the sober
citizen who had been detained down town
was halted by the desperate and soulless
robber.
The scene was on the corner of one of
Chicago's -fashionable thoroughfares, and
from the star -lit skies Polarers and the
peaceful Pleiades looked down upon the
two men, one of whom held a revolves
pointed at the other's head. Not, another
person was in sight. All was quiet.
"Your money or your life," repeated the
fiendish highwayman.
"I'll give you my money," said the
ditizen, `but upon this condition—that you
put some bullet holes through my coat.
You see, I ivan't to tell my friends how
bravely I defended myself and will show
these holes in proof of what I say."
The robber sees visions of how easily he
can win a nice sum of money and complies.
"That's right. Now another shot here
through the lapel of the coat (shot fired).
Now one through the coat -sleeve, but be
careful you do not graze. the flesh (third
soot.). Bravely done ! Now one through
• he leg of the trousers and the coat tail
fourth and fifth allots). Now we must
,ave one through the coat and vest. I will
'pen my vest thus, and you fire so it will
•o through both thicknesses of cloth. The
s,oys up to the club cannot say I was not
badly used up.'
The robber gets interested. and fires the
:est shot in his revolver through the nn
offending coat, whereupon the sober citizen
urns upon him, and drawing his own
c•eapon compels the robber to surrender the
,empty pistol. The malefactor is marched
into town and handed over to the rluly con-
stituted diitlss sties, and the sober citizen
is the hero of elub,lom.--Chicago Mail.
Cheap Matches.
He—Yes, he met her during a summer
tour in Sweden, and they became engaged.
It's an awful pity that they've ncitileri of
them any money. She --It wasn't to b:: ex-
pected. Sweden's where all the cheap
matches are made, „ you knovp.—Funny
folks.
Tho Atlantic Record.
The Transport gives this table, showing
the manner in which .the Atlantic recor
has been lowered since 1866, when the
steamships for America first began sailing
from Queenstown:
Year. Ship.
1068 Scotia
157') Bait is
1875 City of Berlin
1570 Germanic
1877 Britannic
1880. Arizona
188.2 Alaska
1884 Oregon
1884 America....
18,+5 Ftr'uria
1587 Umbria
1888 Ftrurin
1880 City of Paris
1801 M-sjestie.
1891 Teutonic
180.2 .....City of Paris
firmly believe that we shall come out on top
of the heap. We shall speak at Lone Tree
on Monday evening, and we hope to be
greeted by an audience just as full of ardor
and enthusiasm. We shall ship 2,000 extra
cartridges by stage to -morrow, and about
seventy patriots will go over with us and
help make the meeting a success.
•," 3,"::i :b?PX"Y'A
A Magnificent Bluff.
Conductor (Alabama Short Line)—
Tickets ?
Weary Watkins- P' s.ss. sses tact
some forty miles back. I guess you don't
reckonize me. I've growed these whiskers
since then.
Too 11 ltd.
,tack (sarcastically) --When your socks
come from the laundry do you darn thcm
yonrulf:'
Frank (promptly) --No; I generally use a
5, ringer expression.
D. If. M.
8 2 48
7 20 9
7 15 46
7 11 77
7 10 5:1
7 7 23
6 18 97
6 11. 9
6 10
6 6
0 4
6 1
5 19
5 18
6 10
5 15
00
til
42_
18
8
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58
A New Sort of (toad,
The question of the copstruction of elec-
tric roads in country districts and the gen-
eral distribution of electricity for farm pus -
poses is corning ted the front.. A recent
writer thinks that the most hopeful solu-
tion of the problem of difficulty and dis-
coura etnent that surrounds the farmer
ofpestlea,-y,)e to be looked for in the general
ef
iron of electric power over the
whole country from central stations,
and its utilization, not merely for trans-
portation, but for all the work of the farm
now carried on so expensively, laborious-
ly, and inefficiently by the Muscular power
of men and animals. It needs but little
study of the actual figures to appreciate
how enormous would be the magnitude of
the saving if this most flexible and tract-
able of all agents could be .nade to do
evenia comparatively shall portion of the
farm work of the country. It is estimated
that a hundred miles of electric road suit-
able for country purposes, which would be
the usual allowance for a section ten miles
square, could be constructed for $350,000.
Including a central power station, the
capitalization need not exceed $10 per acro
nor the interest 60 cents per annum to the
acre. Mr. Black, the writer referred to,
thinks the scheme should include the sup.
plying of power for all agsicultural purposes,
for manufacturing, and for electric light as
well as for transportation, and he estimates
that this could be done on a capitalization
of $3,000,000 for the 100 square miles of
territory. He maintains that the interest
on this suns, $3 per acre, is insignificant
when the total value of the product on a
properly cultivated acre of fertile soil is
considered. We may well enquire: "What
next?"
It'Never Fails.
"Do you see that gentleman sitting op-
posite?" said one man in a. cable car to his
next neighbor.
'Yes.
"I can make him pull his watch out el
his pocket and consult the time, without
saying a word to him."
"You know him, perhaps, and have it ar-
ranged that he shall do so on a certain
signal from you."
"No; I never saw him before in my life."
"Well, then, I don't believe you can do
it."
"I have $5 to say I can."
"I have five to say you can't."
"It's a bet, is it ?"
"It is."
The other man waited a few moments
until the glance of the man referred to fell
on him, and then, with much deliberation.
drew forth his watch and looked at it.
The man across the aisle saw the move-
ment, and instantly lifted his own watch
from his vest pocket.
The man who had bet he wouldn't hand
ed his $5 bill without a word, and as the
other took it he remarked :
"It never fails. Look at your own watch
and it's as catching as yawning. Try it
yourself on somebody."—Pittsburg Chroni
Icle-Telegraph.
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'bier((Mewing ea writtap by
Victor R gc in relation to an effort
of rho prieete to get control or edn•
cation in Vrenoe
"Ab, we know you 1 We know
the olerioal pal's, it is an old party,
This it is whioh has found for the
truth (hose two marvellous support•
ars, igt o-rance and error: This it -
is which forbids to science awl
genius the going beyond the Missal
and which wishes to cloister thought
in dogmas. Lvery step -which the
intelligence of Europe 'has token
has been in spite of it. its history
is written in- the history of human
progress, but it is written on the
b .ck of the leaf. It is opposed to
It all. This it is whioh caused
One Kind of Foolish Girl,
Every once in awhile one meets a girl
who is not wise—a young girl, 15, 16 or 17
years of age; a girl who doesn't want to be
who wouldn't be wise if she could.
, se is the girl who ha _every facility to be
good, and strong, and wise, and kind, but
she always thinks she is the most abused
girl on earth. And why ? Because her
mother wants obedience Vein her, asks her
to submit her judgment as the younger and
inexperienced one to her own judgment as
the mother. So many girls think their
mother% presumptuous to expect anything
of that kind from them, and do not hesitate
to tell them so. You may know the girl
who is the daughter of parents who stand
ready to lavish all that wealth and position
can buy upon her._The first thing she strug-
gles against as unnecessary and cruel is
school; site is I6,and hasbeen kept at school
until she declares she is tired of it and
proposes to stop it, and have "sono
fun." She considers the college a prison,
in which she would fie lacked until she
promised to he a missionary or a minister's
wife, both of which positions she scorns and
hates with a cruel hatred. Life is made so
miserable and such a burden for all con-
cerned that she is given her freedom and al-
lowed to leave school. Then she is happy
and contented because her father and
mother are so kind and considerate? Not a
bit of it. She wants to do as other girls do
who aro out of school when they should be
in and run the streets. That is what it
amounts to, and so the atruggle between
mother and daughter begins anew, the
daughter peevishly declaring that she in
never allowed to do anything she wants to.
That is the very girl who has always had
her own way, and probably always will, and
consequently, adds the Washington Post,
she is blase at 20—selfish, unhappy, and
blaming her father and mother because
they've made her life unpleasant.
Prinolli to bo scourged for having
said that the stars would not fall.
This it is which put Campanella
Seven times to torture for saying
that the number of words was in -
nuke and for having caught a
glimpse at the secret of creation.
This it is which persecuted Harvey
for having proved the circulation of
the blood. In the name of Jesus
it shut up Galileo. In the name of
St. Paul it imprisoned Christopher
Columbus. To discover a law of
the heaver 8 was an impiety, to find
a world was a heresy. This it is
which anathematized _Pascal in tite
Dame of religion, Montaigne, in the
name of morality and religion. For
a long time the human conscience
has revolted against you and now
demands of you, 'What is it that
you wish of me? For a long time
already you have tried to put a gag
upon the human intellect ; you
wish to be the plasters of education,
and there is not a poet, not au
author, not_ a thinker, not a philoso-
pher, that you accept. All that
has been written, found, dreamed
deduced, inspired; imagihed, invon:
ed by genius, the treasure of civil-
ization, the venerable inheritlnes
of generations, the corntnoo pati i-
mony or knowledge, you reject.
There is a book—a book, which is
from one end to the other an exam-
ination from above ; a book which
is for the whole world what the
Koran is for Islamism ; what Vedas
are for India—a book which con-
tains all human wisdom illuminated
by all Divine wisdom—a book
which the veneration of the peo-
ple call The Book—the Bible !
Well, your censure . has reached
even that—unheard of thing !
Popes have proscribed the Bible.
How astonishing to wise spirits;
how overpowering to simple hearts
to see the finger of Rome placed
upon the boBk of God ! And you
claim the liberty of teaching. Stop;
be sincere ; let us understand the
liberty which you chips. It is the
liberty of not teaching. You wish
us to give you the people to instruct.
Very well. Lot us see your pupils..
Lot us see those you produced.
What have you done for Italy 1
What have you done for Spain 1
For centuries you hav'1'eptin your
hands, at your discretion, at your
school, these two great nations,
illustrious among the illustrious.
What have you done for them1 I
shall tell you. Thanks to you,
Italy, whose name no man who
thinks' can any longer pronounce
without inexpressible filial emotions
—Italy, mother of genius and of
nations which has spread over all
the universe all the moot brilliant
marvels of poetry and of arts, Italy
—which has taught mankind to
rend—now knows not how to read !
Yea, Italy is ,of all the states of
Europe, that- where the smallest
number know how to read. Spain,
magnificently endowed Spain,
which , received from the Romans
her first civilization ; from the
Arabs her second civilization, from
Providence and in spite of you, a
world America—Spain, thanks to
you. a yoke of stupor, which is a
yokeofdegradation and decay; Spain
has lost this secret pow er which it
had from the Romans; this genius
of art which it had from the Arabs;
this world which it had from God,
and in .exchange for all you have
made it lose, it has received from
you the Inquisition—the Inquisi-
tion, which certain men of the
party tried to -day to re establish ;
which has burned on the funeral
pile millions of men ; the Inquisi-
tion which disinterred the dead to
burn them as heretics ; which de-
clared the children of heretics in-
famous and incapable of any public
honors, excepting only those who
shall have denounced their fathers;
the Inquisition, which, while I
speak, still holds in the Papal libr-
ary the manuscripts of Galileo seal-
ed under the Papal signet. These
are your masterpieces. This fire
which we call Italy you have ex-
tinguished. This colossus that we
call Spain you have undermined—
the one in ashes, the other in ruins -
This is what you have done for two
great nations. What do you wish
to do for Franca3-- Stop! you have
just come from Rome 1 I congratu-
late you, you have had fine success
there. You came from gagging the
Roman people, and now you wish
to gag the French people, I under.
stand. This attempt is still more
fir e, but take care, it is dangerous.
France is a lion, and is still alive !"