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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Huron News-Record, 1892-10-12, Page 2eadac. ,e fO a oomplalnt from whish many ringer and few are entirely free. Its cause 14 indigestion and a sluggish liver, .the elute for which is readily.iouud in the Ilse of 4yc,'s +" I have found that for sink headache; ' caused ivy a disordered condition of the sten:mob, Ayer's Pills are the most re. Mable reu edy " Sa cruel C. Bradburn, Worthington, Mass. "After the use of Ayer's P111e for many years, in my practice and family, ' I am iuetifted in saying that they are an excellent cathartic andliver medicine-.. sustainingq all the cIaims made for them." —W.. 1Vestfall, M. D., V. Austin & N. W. Rahway Co., Burnet, Texas. "Ayer's Pills are the best medicine known to me for regulating the bowels, and for all diseases caused by a dis- ordered atomach and liver. I suffered for over three years from headache in. ppsien'naseaaIhad noaettad d ws wkndnervous most of the time. By using three boxes of Ayer's Pins, and at the same time dieting myself, I was completely cured." —Philip Lockwood, Topeka, Kansas. "I was troubled for years with indi- gestion, constipation, and headache. A few boxes of Ayer's Pills, used in small daily doses, restored mo to health. Tits .are prompt and effective."—W. H. Strout, Meadville, Pa. Ayer's Pills; PHEPAHED HY Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., Lowell, Masa 8otd by all Druggists and Dealers in 'iodising SPECIAL NOTICE. Owing to the contemplated dissolution, in the near future, of the printing and publishing firm of Whitely & Todd, all accounts due the firm must be paid AT ONCE. Call at the office or remit by 113gistered. Letter or Post -Office Order. WHITELY & . TODD. Clinton, August 15th, r892. suasseesearuesucsaasessestaninessammasetememeirsisp The Huron News -Record $1.60 a Ye..:—$1.25 in Advance. Wednesday, Oct. 12th 1 S92. CURRENT TOPICS. THERE AIN'T NO COMPARISON. Overheard during the recent elec- tion in England. First Laborer—Well, Bill, are you going to vote for his lordship ? Second Laborer --No, I ain't. Wot I says is, we wants more work- ingmen in the 'Ouse ; plain Mister?, and not so many of your blooming lords. Now, there was Disraeli, 'e was a fine man, 'e was. F. L.—Yus, that 'e was. S. L.—Well, now, look, et that there Lord Beaconsfield. Wot a bloomin' bad lot 'e was ! Why, there ain't no comparison. Some of the Grit "laborers" are talking in about the salve fashion about Mister and Sir Oliver Mo - wet. THE SCRIPTURES AND THE LAW. Leo Tolstoi, the Russian novelist, who has ideas of his own as to the right of the community to punish its offending members, saw the other day a policeman take an in, dividual into custody. He at once walked up to the constable and said : "Can you read 1" "Certainly, sir," "Have you read the Scriptures?" "Yes, sir." "Then you forget that they coin - mend us to love our neighbors as ourselves." The minion of the law, quite taken aback, stared at the Count, then, after a moment's reflection, made answer : "And pray, can you read ?" "Yee." "Have yon read the police regu. lations 2" "No." "Then read them " SIR JOHN THOMPSON AT PETHOLEA. Well, ladies and gentlemen, to he frank with you, we stand to the old policy—(hear, hear)—and I am proud to know that within the last few :lays, by the patriotic speech • delivered by the leader of the Op, position in the House of Commons, he uttered the text which suits ex- actly for a description of\tlte policy which we have been putting before the country for the last fourteen yearn. He stated in that speech, "We must become producers in the country or else become servants of other people." This is the key note of the National policy sounded by Sir John Macdonald in 1878, and it is ouly in 1892 11r. Laurier gets at the truth of it. We must become producers in this country or else be- come servants of other people. The great object of the National Policy and the great object of our home policy is just that. AMERiCAN FARE TRADE. The New York Sun (ultra -Demo stat, entptlarzen titin further Bea' for mill's clear etetemet<ttt that ernetlratie ,terili' reforrn does not meet' free trade ; ".Any pprty which undertook to ge before the American people, at 01434 .1.'04 wore eepeoially, O.1 the issue of free trade would be over• wbelmingly defeated. lever before in American history was protection no deeply and thoroughly rooted here as it is now. Free trade Eng- land can be more easily converted to protection than this country eau be led into free trrde." ABOIUT MONKEYS. From Harper's Young People. A French priest and dignitary of the Church, Father Carbasson, owned an orang.outang which was very fond of him. On one occasion the animal, ecaping from the house, followed his master to the church. I3e mounted the sounding.board above the pulpit, and lay perfectly quiet until the sermon commenced. Then the creature crept to the edge of the sounding -board, and, over- looking the preacher, imitated every gesture made by the prieet until the congregation could not restrain their laughter. The good father rebuked his flock with very-Aignifieant gestures. These gest4rea were so grotesquely caricatured by the animal that the people burst into roars of laughter, and one of their number, stepping forward, informed the priest of the cause of their merriment. In the Zoological Gardens in London a monkey was taught to eat with knife and fork, and in the Zoological Gardens of Paris a monkey arranged his food on the table, using his napkin and knife and fork as well as a child. In Africa and India, and in South America, monkeys are often em- ployed to gather the fruit, which grows too high to be reached bp tke natives. A cook on board ship taught his monkey to head the wood, and in other ways to assist hint in doing the kitchen•work. African apes, when they go in a body to plunder gardens and plantations, are adroit enough to station a sentinel in a tree, who informs the plunderers of the approach of any person by uttering a shriek. The author of the IIictory of Brazil. tells of, a species of monkey called "preachers." Every morning and evening these monkeys assem hie in the woods. One takes a higher position than the rest, and makes a signal with his fore paw, At this signal the others sit round him and listen. When they are all seated he begins to utter a series of sounds When he stops these cries be snakes another signal with his paw, and the others cry out until he makes a third signal, upon which they become silent again. This author, Mr. Maregrove, asserts that he was a witness to these preach- ings, but no other traveller has con• firmed the statement. The incident of the monkey using the cat's paw to take chestnuts out of the fire is said to have taken place in the hall of Pope Julius II. Monkeys are not very brave, although the gorilla will sometimes attack an elephant when lie is sure of his advantage. The mule gorilla often carries a huge stick and knows how to use it. As the elephant is fond of the sante fruit which at• tracts the gorilla, an encounter frequently takes place. The go. rilia, slated in the tree, sees the elephant approach, cautiously drops' down to a bough, and availing hint, self of the opportunity, brings his club sharply down on the sensitive trunk of his enemy, who rushes away trumpeting with" anger and pain. Apes and gorillas 'are usually vicious and resentful, and less ad, dieted to playful tricks than the common monkey. Indeed, the monkey, as we all know, is a trick ster both in his wild and his domes tic state. In their native forest they spend liours in swinging from the branches of the trees, suspended by their tails, and grimacing witl evident signs of delight. Hum- boldt Mentions aeeing over a hun tired so employed in a South American forest. The ordinary reader hardly realizes how many varieties of monkey exist, We hear of a monkey the in Indies dr Yes with reddish. brown bodies, black heads, and faces of a sky blue. There are monkeys with white eyelids, and green monkeys to be found on the African continent and Cape de Verds Islands. The Howlers, which in- habit South America, are large and fierce, and travellers describe their yells as absolutely appalling. So dreadful is the sound of their growl• ings and roarings that one would imagins that ell the beasts of the forest had gathered together for a battle. These creatures are so fierce that even the moat skilful and adventurous trainer is unwill, ing to teach them tricks. One of the most singular and most un. sightly of all creatures is the pro boscit monkey. A traveller who saw a troop of them in Borneo says it is impossible to imagine such hideousness. One must see it to LAWRrrgB, ICA", V. $, A., Aub, 9, 068, George wsinfXaiswilostriking ft fell front found ug • 8'.1<'. ar. LCQjg oner. He used it freely all over his bruises. I saw rapidly dmorning sc pearedv jeavinll the ithher pains scar nor swelling. C. K. NEUMANN, M, D, "A6.i. RIGHT; ST.JACOBS 011. DID iT." believe it. . This proboscis cartilaginous. and can be inflat the animal to prodigious size suddenly to encounter such a v from behind a tree in a 13 wilderness is to be horrified a never were before. Not a boy in the world would be willing to take such a creatuae as a pet. They are very active, and in bounding from tree to tree will clear a space of fifteen or twenty feet. In noble qualities possessed by the dog and the horse, and even other auinials, the moukey is lack- ing. At bis highest estate he is a mere trickster. —The Scott Act majority in Northumberland, N. B , is 260. The French districts surprised the outside world by giving a large Scott Act majority. h is MANY A YOUNG MAN'' ad by When from over -work poesilily assist. , and ed by an inherited weeknese the health isatte fails and rent or reedicai treatment must be re-erted to, than no medluine cen bt omen employed with the same beneficial re - e you suite ae Scott's Emulsion. —Mies Elizabeth Hilton, daugh- ter of James Killen, of McKillop, has received a position as teacher in the High School at Athens, at a eulary of $500 per year. Miss Hilleu is a remarkably clever young lady. She is now only 19 years of age, and she procured a first-class certificate at the age of 17 years. —At the recent assizes in the case of Catlin vs. Iiannah, a charge of eeduction brought by James Catlin, a small farmer near Bayfield for the seduction of his daughter Julia, by Sidney Hannah, also a farmer, The evidence of plif. and his daughter was taken, and court adjourned at 7 o'clock. On re- sumption Titesday morning by con- sent of the parties Iiia Lordship ordered judgment to be' sutered for pitf. $300 and full costs. —A clergyman in Denver, Col., in order to remove the skepticism of a young man who agreed to accept Gladstooe'e belief, wrote not long ago to the latter on the subject, and although the enquiry was Made at. the height of the election excite— ment the ''G laud Old Mae" sent this reply in his own handwriting : "All I write, and all I think, and all I hope, is based upon the divin- ity of our Lord, the ono central hope of our poor wayward race." —It is not often that justice COMPS so swiftly to a would he mur- derer as it did to A. Penarelri, a miner, of Boise City, Idaho, whose body was buried last•week. There are two stories concerning his death. The story that is generally belieyed is' that two of Penarelrl's partners drank small quantities of poisoned whiskey, which Penareld had pre, pared for them, and became sick. As they had long known that Pen, areld was a bad man, and as he had purchased poison he was charged with the attempted crime. ' Be vehemently denied the charge, but refused to partake of the doctored whiskey. Then his partners drew their revolvers and compelled him to drink. Penareld had a record of having killed 17 men, and he fre quently told a story about following "Mark Twain" all over San Fran- cisco one night during the bonanza days, looking for a chance to "pot" him. He claimed he was crazed with hunger at the time. TII E 13. N. A. ACT. THE great British Noah America act nowadays is to buy a Itettle of B. B. f3., and cure yourself of dyspepsia, constipa- tion, headache, liver complaint or bad blood, and it is an act that always at- tains the desired result, s —A dreadful accident took place in Howick township at the resi- dence of John Toppin, who resides 1 about a quarter of a mile east of Newbridge. It appears that Mr., and Mrs, Toppin went to visit friends in Turnberry, leaving the family, consisting of a boy 19 years old and three little girls, at home, About ten o'clock the young man went into a room for n gun. ntend- ing t o go shooting, al d while com- ing out of the room the gun was discharged, supposed to have been caused by the trigger coming in contact with the door. The charge, which was of buck shot, entered the bead of the little eleven -year. old sister, who happened to be in the room, causing a terrible and fatal wound. Death must have been instantaneous. The parents arrived home in the evening and their grief was intense. The young brother is alrnottt distracted and it will be years before he will outgrow the sad event. He did not know the gun was loaded. BETTER THAN GOLD. GENTLEMEN,—I have used Fowler's Extract of Wild Strawberry for bowi 1 complaint and can say there is no other remedy as good. MRS JAMES DENNISON. Lske Dora. Ont. —An order in council has been passed placing on the free liet 3iutil the end of next session of Parlia— ment steel for the manufacturing of hammers, augers and auger bite when imported by manufacturers of such articles for use in their own factories. All ilnportere will be required to make oath that the steel is actually to be used for Ibe pur- poses mentioned, —A mammoth cheese for the World's Fair at Chicago has been made at the Dominion experimen- tal dairy station at forth under - direction of Prof. Robertson, dairy commissioner, and will certainly rank 'as the mammoth cheese of the world. It weighs over 22,000 pounds and contains the curd of a day's milk from 10,000 cows. A gigautic oaken press was erected for the purpose of constructing the cheese and 200 tone of pressure was applied. The mould or hoop is made of steel boiler plate; five -six- teenths of an inch thick. The cheese will be turned upside down twice a week until perfectly cured, and already it has been pronounced perfect in texture, flavor and color. A' FAMILY FRIEND., SIRs,—I used Dr. Fowler's Extract cf Wild Strawberry in my family for years and highly recommend it for Bummer cumplaint, diarnccca, cramps etc. SIRS GEo. WEST, Huntsville, Ont. —Friday morning fire started in the town of Virden, Man., burning down the Grand Central hotel, Virden hotel, McDougall's imple• trent warehouse, Higginbotham's, 1Vilcox's and Wyatt's stores, and the C. P. railway sheds. The lose is very heavy. CHANGE I3 ,WELCOME. GENTLEMEN,— For twenty years I suffered from Rhumatiem, Dvspep.,ia Peer Appetite, etc., and received no lie-- nefit frr,m the many medicines I tri.•.!, but after taking five bottleaof B. B. 13. I can eat heartily uae any food and am strong and smart. It is a grand medicine and has merle a wouderfulchange in my health. MRS. W. H. LEE Harley, Oat. —Tho barn and outbuildings be- longing to Mr. C. C. Hodgins, Warden of Middlesex, situated on lot 4, concession 2, township of Biddulplt, one mile south of Lucan, were struck by lightning on Thut•s• day evening of last week, and com- pletely destroyed, together with the contents, including this season's crop. Only a small insurance on contents. WORSE AND ‘VEAKER. GENTLEMEN,—I suffered for three days very severely from eummer com- plaint and could not get relief but kept getting worse and worse till the pain was almost unbearable and I became very weak. Some friends advised Di. Fowler's Extract of Wild Strawberry, and after I had taken the first dose I found much relief and it did not fail to cure me I do not intend to be without this valuable medicine if I can help it. Wm. T. GLYNE, Wilfred, pot. —Montreal did nobly in re- sponse to the call for aid for the St. John's fire sufferers. The dona- tions from that city aggregate $39,- 560.98. Of this the city council gave $10,000. —The congregation of the Church of the Ascension in Hamilton have unanimously chosen as successor to Rev. E. P. Crawford Rev. Rural Dean Wade, of Woodstock. Consumption Cured. An old physician, retired from practice, having had placed in his hands by an East India mission- ary the formula of a simple vegetable remedy for tae speedy and permanent P y p man eft cure of Consumpt{pn, Bronohitiv, Catarrh, Asthma and all throat and Lung Affections, also a positive and radical cote for Nervous Debility and all Nervous Complaints, after having tested its wonderful curative powe in thousands et cave,,, has felt it his duty to wa'.o it kaown to his suffering fellows. Actuated by tine motive and a desire to relieve hnman suffering, I will send free et aharge, to all who desire it, t 's recipe. in German, Frenob or English, with full directions for preparing and using. Sent by mail by addreseing with stamp, naming this paper. W.A. Noyes, 890 Powers' Block, Roc hester, N. Y. 659.—y —The municipality of Cote St. Paul, Quebec, voted on and carried yesterday a bonus of $10,000 and 20 years' exemption from taxes to the Canada Axe and Harvest Tool Manufacturing Company. RICH PLUM PUDDING% Tits delicious confection is nicely ea'. culated to produce dyspepsia heartburn, biliary trouhtes and headache, Bur- dock Blood 13itters is equally well cal- culated to cure those troubles and hap proved its power in hundreds of cases. 13. B. 13. regulates and puritiee the en- tire system. 00 fi'ifltiri 0 The NEWS -RECORD Is in a better position than ever to turn out The Very Finest Printing: At prices as low as any other office in the West. Those in need of any class of Job Printing should call On THE NEWS -RECORD, Albert Street, Clinton CLINTON FURNITURE WAREROOMS, For the House Cleaning season we have a complete Stook of BEDROOM sui'rs, DININGR003I SUITES, PARLOR SUITES, ODD CHAIRS, CENTRE TABLES, HALL RACKS, PICTURES, PICTURE MOULDING, CURTAIN POLES, Etc. Etc., We handle no trashy Furniture, yet our prices are away down. Call and inspect our Stock whether you wish to buy or not.§ SCS ''EP13 Furniture Dealer and Undertaker. relleeleetterelteil News-Heeord GQFORFINEST PNEWSFOR NICE BiLL HEADS FOR GOOD ENVELOPES FOR OFFICE PRINTING THE NEWS -RECORD EXCELS IN ALT, DEPARTMENTS THE CELEBRATED Ideal Wasftcr* and Wrnar TIIE BEST IN THE MARKET Machines Allowed on Trial am also agent for all All Agricultural Implements Wareroom opposite Fair's Mill. Gall and see nze. J. Q. 'WEIR, CLINTON J. C. STEVENSON; Furniture Dealer, &c. THE LEADING UNDERTAKER AND FUNERAL DIRECTOR. Opposite Town Hall, - Clinton, Ont WATCHES! 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