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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Huron News-Record, 1892-10-05, Page 3a• Tie Huron NewsrR000rd ,61a1feer• -al.25 fa. '4110 Wedn s lay, /Dot :Out 1891;,1 POINT OF AGREEMENT. Four zealQuooop atriots were die- outlsing the temperance question at a down town street corner the other day. • "I tell you," said ono, "the only y to stamp out the iufamous crinin in whiskey- is to go to the fountain head. Make it a crimp to manufacture whisky 1 If there isn't any made there won't be any sold. That'e wy dootriue. "It wouldn't do," said the second man. "'There has. got to bo eonie liquor manufactured for chemical purposes. The right way to crush the monster is to Fuuish the elan who retails it for drinking purposes - Make it a crime to be a saloon- keeper." "That won't do, either," observed the third. "The saioou-keeper is the neoeesary outgrowth of a de mend for whiskey. If there were no drinkers there would be no dram shops. Punish the man who drinks 1 That's the only way to settle,- the pualnese." "It will never do it," spoke the fourth. "My idea," he added em- phatically, "is to punish the vile stuff itself. Will you assist me, gentlemen, in inflicting the punish• nrent 4" About two minutes later they were seen assisting him with much fervor at a convenient place of pun- ishment around the eoruor. HIS THIRST WAS ENOR• MOUS. IT LED HIST FIRST TO ASK FOR A DRINK AND TIIEN ItESOLRT TO STRATEGY. ALL ,001,1 0110PA . A MEPIGA.4. EXPLANAT.IQN OF WHAT THE DISEASE REALLY I8. TAKE A CHEAR-I yRQPEAN 'rpm� rirrk''lYt►1tt+r'Tolle now It .Asn Mo a?.ore Yltbo t IAnge for saoQ. ° , D14 you over feel as thQt h yell would like to go to Euro ?e, and give it lip with a sigh,\because you fell pot could not afford it ? asks Park Walter in4he Pittsburg Dis- patch. Q, you have And yet you went to Atlantic City Last surruner, and 'admit you spout about $250 lir a coifp�lo of weeks. Sihft,yoiir before yo}t did the stone thing, only you rfianpgeti to get rid of throe weeks and $300. This year you feel, poor. You have four weeks' vacation and do not intend to spend more than $200 or say $250. This will go in the same old way for the same old things—the sailingtrips, jack -pots, merry., go•rounds, things in tumblers, and all that sort of nonsense. Now suppose you had energy enough in you to look up this European trip what yon could do it for. You• would find it rather surprising. You would learn, for example, that there is such a thing as a "water rate." Take for example, the Rod Star line. For a first-class cabin -Passage/ which world cost y e% $175, ono way be- tween April 21 and July 31, you would find it cost but $140 for the round trip between Aug. 1 and April 20. But you need not fiy so high. You can go first cabin from New York or Philadelphia to Antwerp on the Red Star line and return on the Lrmati line from Liverpool to New York for $108 the round trip. For your trip you need a satchel, a soft hat, and tennis shoes, in ad- dition to your usual clothing. If you are willing to go second class on any of the big boats of these lines you can do it for $80 to $90 and be well fed and comfortably lodged for from seven to ten days each way. Let us suppose you decide to go comfort- ably at $108. You have a delightful voy- age, get a glimpse of the South of England coast as you go up the channel ; 'see the Isle of Wight, Brighton, the French coast, and the Flemish country as you pass up the Scheld. 1 ou arrive early in the morn- ing at Antwerp, spend $4 for sight-seeing, food, and lodging that day and night. Early next morning you leave for Paris ; fare $6. You stop long enough in Brussels to get a glimpse of the city, or you remain until next morning in that notoriously cheap place. Then you go on through the fertile Belgian plains into France, with his- toric towns and cities all along the road. It is but six hours and a half run from Ant- werp to Paris. In the latter city you can get a good, clean room for $l a day. Your meals will cost from 20 cents to $20 each, according to the location of the reytaurant and the name of the man over the door. You re- main four days, spend say $40, which in- cludes more sights of interest and good things to oat than you have ever before ,'life Danger et Contagion Not tartest 1t Popple else Intelligence autl #!'orasigh t— What to Do and What Not tO kite Pisoaso Is Contracted, We now seem to be on the verge of an epidemic of almost media+val roportions, for the mortality has been awful in Persia and Russia, and the rapidity of its increase and spread in several cities and ports of western Europe is egfficient to justify alarm. It would be as well to mention at once here the fact that the word "cholerine," which has been frequently used during the past few months in reference to a disorder in Paris and its suburbs, and at Hamburg, Stettin, and elsewhere, is not the designa- tion of an innocuous disorder, as one mlghf, be led to believe by the statements of .the civil authorities in regions where it prevails. Cholerine is Asiatic oholera and nothing else. Cholerine is a name given to a, type of the plague which is of medium severity ; but it is Asiatic cholera all the same. Cholera is a germ disease, and belongs in the category of disorders caused by the en. trance of tnicro•organisrns intt}lthe body, like scarlet fever, small -pox, diphtheria, typhus, tuberculosis, and many others. The cause of cholera is a minute germ or bac- terium•which entero the body by way of the alimentary canal, and is, propagated in the intestines. Koch, who discovered the bacillus of tuberlosis, and who has indi- cated by his marvellous methods of ex- peritnent and research the direction in which to look for a cure of consumption, was sent by the German Government in 1883 to India to investigate the cholera epidemic there. In the intestines of all who died from this disease he found a micro-organism of popular shape, curved and bent like a comma, and to this was given the name of comma bacillus. Thecom- ma bacillus has never been observed except in the victims of cholera. Additionalproof of its being the cause,of this pest was af- forded by further experiments, undertaken not only by Koch, but also by Rietsch and Nicati, who produced cholera in guinea pigs by introducing the comma bacillus into their intestines. The bacillus enters the system by way of the stomach and lives and propagates in the intestines. There it ,ntannfactures a ptomaine, or poisonous substance, which being absorbed into the system, gives rise to the symptoms which we recognize as Itthan probable That gentlemanly instincts and good breeding will assert themselves even in a man whose life rum has played a leading part was shown to me a few days ago, when I not only became a witness of but a figure in an interesting and laugh- able incident. A friend and myself had stepped into a cafe to obtain cigars and talk over a business matter. The cigar stand was at one end of a bar, bo - hind which stood white coated at tendanta ready to serve any one aufferiug from a parched throat. We had been talking but a few mo- ments when a man entered and stopped only when he had reached the bar. There was an air of aristocracy about the individual albeit his clothes wore seedy, his hat the worse for wear and his shoes almost •soleless. In his face there was a look of refinelnent that rum, al though it had marked it, had not effaced. "Sir," said the newcomeraddress ing one of the bartenders, "would you be so kind as to give me a drink 1 I have no money, but I Rewire you I need a drink." The bartender said with a look of disgust,. "No sir, we don't give away drinks here ; it's no money, no drink 1" All, thank you," said the man with a graceful bow and with the same air with which a plan might decline a consulship tendered by the President. EAFtl• td$f3BERY, , .. ' ` '1'Ha'MQ.P nN +till l,g',ry $ ' fla nter:eo . t. n NOW :York Irootk1abk 9At1� c sap 'Ii,o rantt than the .Ot t� fare, x t toup � �e 1>�. � ' 'Whet At u a of A, One•day in 1$.7,x, When Earl Reeebery, Gladstone a newly appointed Secretary of State far Foreign .hairs, was in' New ork inspeoting American institutions, he passed through City Nall square, nod, potioingg that bis shoes needed pelishint±, lie etoppe`i in his walk and beckoned to a gnlall boot.' black, The bootblack apparently was a bright boy, for after a while Earl Rosebery asked him his name, •"Pat," was that reply. The Earl queationed him further and ask• 'ed him where he lived. "At Father Drnmgoole'a, at 53 Warren street," Pat replied. Tire Earl was curious to know what sort of a place Father Drumgoole conducted. So ho went to the storehouse at 53 Warren street, whore he found the kind old Father engaged in his miksion of caring for tht homelesd' boys in New York—a mission which is now so well known to charitable people in the city. The Earl was greatly pleased with the Father's work, and was also interested in Pat. He asked Father Druinrg,00lo to in- vestigate Pat's history, and said if the boy was found worthy he himself would educate Pat for the pursuit must suited to him. Father Drumgoole found that Pat's mother was a widow with seven children. After Earl Rosebory returned from a trip to Washington he called on Father Drum- goole and gave him money to clothe Pat and enable him to begin hia studies. The Earl also gave Father Drumgoole a sum of money for the mission. The Earl was much impreased by Father Drumgoole and his, earnest work, and as he was about to sail for England he wrote • the tfollowing let- ter : • • BAEYOOaT Homs, Dec 17, 1873. Mr DiAa FATuss,—I cannot get away tq say good - by to you to -day, but I must in the first piece send my address to you --2 Berkeley square, London W.— that you may write and tell me how your good work is getting on and how Pat is progressing, and what money front time to time you want for him, and in the second place, I must express my thankfnl- ness to have been brought. Lace to face with you and with your noble work. 1 have never lett you or your house without feeling better for it and without feeling that I had got an insight into a int 010Ottar Aran llltoi'.e Oomtortirrtle, . Next to ohm's anti tablet}, beds are about the Most important articles of dgmoatio far- nilure. The European type of bed sapms to We gat iteolf fixed at camparatively early date, and it did not change till very late. The theory, 'apparently,was to make the bed a sort of tent or fortification aggainst MO winds of heaven, The motliteval" up - bolsterer know something about the media:- val builder, and realized that when 'you went tosleep in a room with no paper on the walla, and huge windows which did not quite fit their frames, or little arrow•stilts 'with no glass at all, you wanted something to keep out the draught. Hence the tremendous timber canopy of old bedsteads, and the voluminous curtains and hangings in which the whole structure was enveloped, Long after there was any neves• sity for this tent -like arrangement it was kept up for the honor andgloryof the thing, so to speak, becauae there was an air of luxury and costliness about these folds and lengths of silk or ohiutz which made people reluctant to part with them. Even now in France and other parts of the Continent, they will not willingly -give up their elaborately upholstered bedteads for the harsh looking structure of iron bars and brass tubes which is gradually usurping the place of honor in the bedrooms of Anglo- Saxondom., It trust be admitted that if the modern British bedstead is, on the whole. cleaner and possibly healthier, it is certainly leas romantic. One hardly likes to fancy Juliet's bed provided with round brans knobs at the corner for its sole adornment. At any rate, the old-fashioned_ type of bedstead lent it- self 'very well to ornate artistic treat- ment, and nothing can be more magnificent than the bedsteads designed tor Marie Antoinette and other French' ladies in the great age of furniture during the latter half of the last century. But that was a period when the simplest objects of household use were treated by master hands ; and it makes an amateur's mouth water to look at the pictures in Mr. Litch- field's book of Houle cabinets; Riesener higher and holier Tito than men are generally bureaus, Gouthiere writing -tables, and privileged to lead or indeed capable of leading. 1 Chippendale chairs which the work• hope you may long be spared for it, and that I may shops of that happy period turned have the pleasure of seeing yen and your institution out.. It is a doubly melancholy reflection WHAT 1 °SQMgTiM:ga THINK' That 4 oaaoneft'wilaare ountintlallreaXn platnitrg• tlit►t they aro :iirsuitl d tlev( to andel upend that utero is oQrrretiting in thotr carriage to invite insult. ,i NM Ttenser we are ser more subject to attack mourn our spiritual enemies than when to the garden of ease, There is leesdanger for us when out in the conflict of life than ,wizen wo it down 'to rest. eas That as long as we have reasonable wants we get on comfortably, but it is the struggle after luxuries that fills society with die - tress, and populates prisons, and sends hun- dreds of people stark Mad. Dissatisfied with a plain house, and ordinary apparel, and respectable surroundings, they plunge their heads intonterprisea and specula- tions from which they have to sneak out hr disgrace. MMM That it is our misfortune that we mistake God's shadow for the night. If a man stands between you and the sun hid shadow falls upon you. So God sometimes comes and stands between us and worldly sue - awns, and His shadow falls Upon us, and we wrongly think th;tt it is night. MMM That a great deal of the piety of to -day is too exolusive ; it hides itself. It needs more fresh air, more out -door exercise. prospering and strengthening every year more and more. God bless you, it that may be said without pre- sumption to you from RoaaosaY: Will you devote a little of Pat's money to having him photographed and sending me a copy. The Earl also sent Father Drumgoole his photograph in a rich frame, which is still at mission. that forty years ago you could bay marque - the In accordance with the plana of Father terie tables and tortoise -shell and orinolu those of cholera. is more tan pro ra e 1 b f Drnmgoole and the Earl, Pat, who was then cabinets by the best makers for sovereigns, that the disorder spreads by being scatter- ached into four months. 'Then o are 13years old. was in St. Francis ed with the intestinal discharges, contanti- P , you placedfor which you would now have to give buns oil to London via Calais and Dover, Xavier's College, in Sixteenth street. His dreds of pounds. But that was in the days for the colfoctor of these days that in the earlier portion of the present Century these delightful objects could be -purchased almost for a song. The splendor of the great de- corative period brought with it a reaction. The taste for rococo and "Louis .Quinze" and "Louis Seize" died out so completely That all the waters that ever leaped in torrent, or foamed in cascade, or fell in summer shower, or hung in morning dew, ' give no such coolness to the fevered soul as . the smallest drop that ever flashed out from the showering fountains of the divine Book. M5* That some Christians serve God so ,tre- mendously on Sunday that they are cross and crabbed all the week. Doing too many things on Sunday, they do nothing well all the rest of the week. Ma* That when a Christian marries an atheist it always makes conjoined wretchedness ; • for if a man does not believe there is a God he is neither to be trusted with a dol- lar nor with your lifelong happiness.—Dr. Talmage. natiug water courses, rivers, streams, aun faro second-class (which is quite good wells, defiling the linen and bed cloth- anon h) about j9. You can get ing, and contriving in an infinite number g. ways to cuter the human system spear a fair idea of French life and farming at ex- ofby means of food and drink. The press speed from the windows of the car - germs are not disseminat, l through the nage if you travel by day. That -night early you are in London. Yon have decided to spend $250 on the trip. You have so far spent $168—say $170. You can live, and live well, in London for $3 a day. You The c tsc Larges o infected terser. spend $20 for odds and eiids for presents, centers from which contagion radiates. and $20 more for sightseeing, excursions, and cabs. Yon sucHeh et Millis of of disease Bssity of and of destroying leaving, say, 301 left. London Your fare hto Liver- pool ivree er pool is about $8, The remainder will take atmosphere. They are not blown by the winds from one place to another. They follow the lines of travel and commerce. They are propagated by individuals. 1' I f' ` t l s are the everything that may in any way serve as au agent in the sowing and diffusion of the feeds of death. novelty, your mind is broadened, you have Will the disease reach New York? Un- irked updata for lies for ted years,ouand doubtedly. Its ubiquity in Europe is such P that we cannot escape the visitation. you vow you will do it again next year. If you want to, do all this on a cheaper basis, It showrmnains for what ability tthey have Departmentneepinthe you can cover the saine' ground for $'300 scourge at the threshold and not allowing it easily. I have put the figura at a fair esti- scourge mate, including comfort and reasonable to enter into the crowded quarters • of the amount of knocking about. You can't buy city. It is, however, not probable that w-° the Louvre or take chambers in Piccadilly can so strongly- fortify ourselves by gnaran- ort these terms, but you can do it well ciao regulations, and restraint upon vessels enough for a modest young man with a mod - and individuals at harbor hospitals, that we est salary. you home readily after paying fees. You have had a month of delightful shall be able to withstand the onslaught of the army of germs. They will enter in all likelihood in spite of us; and so we must be on our guard individually. We must be prepared, each and all of us, to meet them. 1 insisted upon, and one class of case where They will enter our food and our drinking Y water in some manner that we know not of. these measures are to a great extent within We must watch these avenues of approach. the control of the individual is in regard to Tho danger to individuals is not great if the teeth. All caries of the teeth begin they are intelligent and use foresight. The from the outside, no such thing as internal danger is among the ignorant and careless caries having ever been demonstrated ; and thoughtless, among the thousands that hence if the surfaces could be kept absolnte- crowd the tenement houses, subsisting on ly clean no decay could take place, how- ever poor the texture of the teeth. This is of course impossible, but much toward such a desirable end can be attained by attention to hygienic rules. ' Parents often '.ask their dentists and professors were pleased with Pat, but he before the great revival—before everybody did not live to fulfil expectations; he died had become artistic and esthetic.—London two years later. Standard. OnTuesday night the Rev. Father Mc- Nichol of the Drumgoole Mission in Lafay- An Old Tinto Compositor. ette place, and a brother laborer, while "Uncle Alex" Crockett, a compositor on talking of English politics, recalled this the Notices, of this city, has recently passed Episcopalian,story asn above. Earl Roseberyfthe is an the sixtieth mile post of his life as a printer. and at the time ei thio favi- Mr.Crockett has spent the greater portion dent was 25 years old. The incident seem - of his life at the case, and this is what he ed noteworthy to 'Father McNichol, and to has accomplished him is due credit for the story. At an average of three columns a day he has "set up" 56,100 columns. Foreign Notes of Real Interest. This type put in a newspaper of eight Queen Victoria seems to he not especially columns to the page would fill 7,020 pages. friendly to the electric light. Her private 'At five minutes per column it would take cabins in the royal yacht are the only parts one year, three months, and thirteen days of the vessel not thus lighted. to read this amount of matter. A young English woman has been con. If treasured by the "em" it would aggre- victed in Bristol of destroying mail o the gate 140,400,000 ems. letter boxes by introducing vitriol through At 35 cents per 1,000 ems this amount of the slot. She was sentenced to six months' labor would be worth $49,140. imprisonment. This much type would weigh 786,240 A disease peculiar to Japan is known as ld 421,200,000 the kake. It is not contageous, and it can- not therefore be said that the victims take the kake. It is supposed to be the result of eating too much rice. The editor of Truth writes that he has reason to believe that Queen Victoria has decided to hold no more "drawingrooms" herself, but to delegate that function in the future to the Princess of Wales. An Englishman stalking deer in Glen Tana Forest dropped two fine stags with one bullet. The ball struck the first animal in th backbone, killing him instantly, and passe on into the breast of the second. Shall a man take off his hat to a maid servant who is employed in his household, and, if not, what shall he do when he chances to meet her ? This matter has been gravely discussed in -the London Spec- tator, and it has occurred to somebody to suggest that the man need not do anything until the maid, exercising woman's universal prerogative, has signified that she is graci• A Woman's Long Voyage in a Small Yacht. The little six-ton schooner yacht Wave moored at the foot of Broadway., Oakland, having just arrived from a perilous ocean voyage of more than 1,000 miles. The di- minitive craft appeared to I e little bigger thane model, and when Captain George J. Farmer and his wife left Eagle Harbor, on Puget Sound, just one month ago bound for Oakland, they had the utmost confidence in the seaworthiness of their tiny floating home. The only other person on board was the chief officer, Mr. Oliver. Captain Farmer sailed from Oakland three years ago, and has been cruising on the Sound ever since. He is always accompanied by his wife, who is a thorough sailor. A peep, for it is almost an exaggeration to say a look, into the interior fittings of the Wave shows that the baby vessel has been fitted up with^a strict eye to economy of space and comfort. The little cabin occu- pied by the Captain and his wife is a study in itself, and no one but a woman who has been many years at sea could hope to ar- range so much material in so small a space. Not an inch of room is wasted or ignored, and nothing that ought to be there is missing. Capt. Farmer says that to Itis wife is due the credit of preventing many a' periloits disaster. He declares that -no one can beat Mrs. Farmer at "putting the vessel round," "sailing full -and -by," "hauling off a lee shore;" or preparing a meal. In fact, Mrs. Fanner is an experienced navigator as well as thorough housewife, and is prepared The Hygiene of the Teeth. The value of preventive measures against the attacks of disease cannot be too strong. He turned from the bar and ap• proaching me said, "My dear sir, I beg pardon for intruding, but would it be asking too much of you to loan me fifteen center I had overheard his talk with the bartender and now feeling sorry for the manI smiled and gave him the sum .for which he asked. He thanked me profusely and again walked down to the bartender. Approaching the bar the man drew himself up to his full height and with a voice of command said, "Let me have some of your best whis- key 1" at the same time laying the fifteen cents I had given him on the counter. The bartender set .out the bottle and the customer poured out a pretty good nip, which he drank with a keen relish. It had hardly disappeared when he took up the money between his forefinger and walking towards me proffered the money with the remark. "I have always made it a practice to pay my honest debts." The bartender stood for an in- stant with his mouth open and °yea fixed on his late customer. Then be broke into�lifugh, in which my friend and myself could not help but join. "Come back here and have an- other drink with me," said the bar- tender, appreciating the joke that bad been played upon him, as the man moved quickly toward the door. "No, sir," said the invited guest, lifting off his bat. "No, sir. Let me assure you that I only drink with gentlemen. Good day." And out he went. bad fool, regardless of what they drink, and heedless of personal cleanliness. Na- ture has a safeguard against cholera. Few cholera germs are able to run the gauntlet of a healthy stomach. The gastric juice, inedieal attendants with reference to their when sufficiently acid, is an antiseptic. It babies : "When ought teeth to ba cleaned?" destroys the comma bacillus. Among the The answer assuredly is : "As soon as victims of cholera are chiefly those whose general health is impaired, or who suffer. from disorders of the stomach, such as dys- pepsia and gastric catarrh. With a diges- tive apparatus in good condition, plenty f exercise in the open air, and careful A - lection of one's food and drink, each may stand his ground and remain upon the field of battle without alarm and without danger. There are various degrees of cholera in- fection. In some cases there is the mildest attack of choleraic diarrhoea, not differing from common diarrhoea such as every one has experienced. In others its severity and deadly character is manifest from the out- set. Between these extremes are all degrees of illness.% Tho period of incubation is from one to three days, only this short period elapsing after the introduction of the germs before the complete development of the at- tack, whether mild or severe. So far as treatment is concerned, the medical profession has no certain cure to offer. Each physician meets the symp- toms in his own way, according to his knowledge, skill, and experience. It is best in any case to call in a physician whose distinguishing characteristics are intelli- gence and common sense. Obey his orders implicitly, especially as regards the disin- fection and destruction of excreta and of contaminated linen and bed clothes. Read and follow the rules of the Board of Health. Take care of yourself and your family, their food, their drink, and their stomachs. See that the food is procured from cleanly sources and is properly and well cooked. Let all water be filtered and boiled before drinking. And don't run away. -N. Y. Sun. —Last week $20,000 worth of cheese, nearly all bought at 10 cents was shipped from Listowel. 5" - there are teeth." A very amal1 tooth- brush, charged with some precipitated chalk flavored with an aromatic drug to make it pleasant, is perhaps the best means—not a towel, which only re- moves the secretion from the labial and lin- gual surfaces, and not from between the teeth, where decay is most rife. Yet how few children's teeth are so treated, and how rarely the habit of doing it all themselves when they are old enough is inculcated. But if it be acquired the very desirable re- sult is likely to follow of an immunity from dental trouble—at all events to any large extent. Later on something more can be done, by passing a piece of waxed dental floss silk, which can be obtained of most chemists, between the teeth every day, and the value of this can be easily demonstrated after thoroughly using the toothbrush by passing silk between the teeth, when a cer- tain amount of accumulated matter will be brought away. "Do toothpicks do harm or good?" is another question often asked. They may do harm if abused, undoubtedly, by causing irritation of the gum between two teeth and its subsequent absorption; and, if made of wood, splinters are liable to be left behind, which have in many recorded instances caused even the loss of a tooth; but used judiciously they are of great value in rout- ing the attacking forces in caries—namely, accumulations of food and mucus secretions. It has been urged against them that they might dislodge astopping. But ifs stopping is so insecure it must be faulty, and the sooner it is replaced the better, for decay, due to the impossibility of keeping the sur- face clean, must be going on underneath it. —London Lancet pounds. It won contain let- ters. at a moment's notice to leave the reefing If these letters were laid end to end of a jib to attend to the making of a plum they would cover a distance of 5,816} duff. miles. The mate's quarters are located in what in larger vessels is called the forecastle, Mr. It would make 11,232,000 lines. r f, He could have set the unabridged edition Oliver speaks of his place as "the forward of Webster's Dictionary 13 times or the cabin." As he explained this afternoon, Bible 45 times. there is no danger of his rolling out of his If placed in one long column it would bunk unless, he rolls through the yacht's planking into the ocean. reach 22 miles. "We arc all officers," said the Cap - If the metal were moulded into bullets it rain. "We have no crew ; in fact, 'we Cap - would furnish ammunition to fight the war have neither room nor use for them. Mr. of 1812 and then have enough type left to Oliver is chief officer ; I am called Captain, set five copies of "Poor Richard's Almanacan,' sa three of Talntage's sermons, and 297 patent ofdn theI guess aheya the chat snarl Mrs. FlI We ,medicine testimhad a very pleasant trip, and the As we go to press "Uncle Alex" is at itis case whistling "Comradea " and "pulling only tanto we were in anything like den - out" on a "fat take."—Ndvada Democrat. ger was when we were passing through the Deception Straits, between Fidalggo and The "Toinboy." Whitby islands. Tho tide rushes through The "tomboy" is a young person whom the narrow pass at a terrific rate. The the maiden lad who will never see thirt Straits arc not more than sixty yards wide. y' y Whenwe entered an eddy caught the stern five again, hold in great abhorrence. Never- and we commenced to turn round and round until we were carried into the whirl- pools. Any one of the waves would have been sufficient to swamp us, but the little craft danced around and rose on the top of every breaker like she had brains. There was hardly any wind, so we stood by, wondering how it would end. We knew that a few minutes would settle the busi- ness '-te way or another. However, we struck nothing harder than a big spray and got through all right. On our way down the coast we met with several pretty stiff blow,.—San Francisco Examiner. ously pleased to recognize him in public. theless, we must confess to a sneaking re - The failure of the club train service be- tween London and Paris is attributed, no She cannot do fine needlework, it is true, doubt justly, to the fact that most well -to- nor does she sing, play, or paint—she has do Englishmen will not pay special rates for no taste for these things. But she can superior travelling accommodations. They stand up against fairly swift bowling at commonly travel second-class, and are notcricket, and can jump a ditch with the best at all ashamed to manage to be forward of of us. Stiles present no difficulties to her, the gangway on the channel steamers, and for before the timid young man in patent - thus save the extra fare that otherwiselleather boots has had time to proffer his would be collected, when the ticket man assistance, she has gripped the top bar comes around. A Grasshopper Diet, Some enterprising person who does not mind making experiments that would daunt many Hien of unquestioned bravery, has discovered that grasshoppers are good to eat. It is claimed for them that they are not only nutritious but agreeable tri the taste, particularly when boiled for two house with butter and spices and salt added. The value of this discovery is great, because these athletic insects have often devastated the farms in the West to such an extent, that those who have depended on their farm produce for their daily food have been brought face to face with starvation. Now, knowing the value of the grasshopper as a means of sustaining life they need not starve, and if, as the discoverer claims, the insect is so delicious a morsel, per- haps many will welcome what has hitherto been considered a plague simply for the variety the visitation will afford to their daily fare. Van Horne and the Nevrspaler. From all points of the compass coin° ru- mors of the gigantic schemes the Canadian Pacific railway magnates aro maturing. Having steamships on the Pacific, the next to be reading "improving" books or prac- move is said to be to obtain a service on the tising the intricate music of German com- Atlantic. With this object Mr. Van Horne posers, she is probably with her younger is now in England. The Intercolonial is brothers, tramping through lanes and next to be absorbed and become part of one fields in seaf•ch of butterflies and birds' railroad and steamboat system connecting eggs with England and China. This last move is opposed by Sir Henry Tyler, on behalf of the Grand Trunk, who thinks the two great railways should operate the Interco- lonial in common. Part of the C. P. R.'s scheme is said by a Chicago paper to be the monopolization of the foreign business at the World's Fair. New York is to be tap- ped, and to do so a Six million dollar tunnel under the Hudson is in contemplation. There is to be a new bridge across the Ni- agara river just below the cantilever. All this is to be completed in time for the World's Fair. But other schemes, we ane told, are in the air. The route to that Far West is to be shortened by an air line from St. Paul to Mnosejaw, and anotl,,er from Medicine Hat to a point one hundred miles east of Vancouver. Some of these p tsjects may be seriously thought of,but they would be a big undertaking even for the C. P. R. No wonder Mr. VanElorne says ho waits to see the papers before he pretends to know the news about his railway.—Mail. with one small hand, and has landed safely on the other side. She can throw flies for trout with a grace that would soften the heart of the most confirmed old bachelor, and has even been known to ride a bicycle. When she ought A WVager Was On. Vieuxtemps, the famous violinist, used to tell a strange story of his experience in Lon- don. One day, he said, ire was crossing London Bridge when a poor wretch jumped into the water. There was at once a cry I'll bet he drowns !" "Two to one he doesn't 1" "Done !" In the meantime Vieuxtemps hastened to get a boatman, and sped to the assistance of the drowning man. Just as they were about to reach him there was a roar from the bridge : "Leave him alone ! There's a wager on." The boatman immediately lay on his oars, and refused to lend a hand. Vieux - temps was forced to see the man drown be- fore his eyes. He told this story so often that he finally believed it. t he oddest thing about the "tomboy" is that she usual ends by marrying a timid, somewhat elderly man, who has never had D. cricket -hat in his hand, and who has a chronic dread of fire -arms, lest they should "go off," in some unaccountable way. And a thoroughly good wife the "tomboy" makes ; merry, light-hearted, and always in good health, she is an unfailing source of cheerfulness and happiness in her little family circle. A Great Singer's Advice. Mme. Albani-Gye says : "I believe the great thing to do with children is to first find out their natural gifts and aptitudes. If they show musical instinct and aptitude for music, then set them to learning what music means, of what it is composed, how to read it understandingly before they try to sing it. To me it is simply useless this attempting to sing without the musical foundation ! And the superficial smatter - The Manufacture of Wild Men, They are many curious trades in the world, but the most strange must surely be the "artificial manufacture of wild men." Yet a well-known English doctor in China has just certified from his own personal ex- perience that this art is regularly practiced in the Flowery Kingdom. First a youth is kidnapped, then bit by bit he is flayed alive, and the skin of a dog. or a bear is grafted piece by piece upon him. His vocal chords are next destroyed by the action of charcoal to make him dumb, and the double purpose of causing "etiolation" of the skin and utter degradation of tht mental faculties is affected by keeping him immured in a perfectly black hole for a number of years. In fact, by treating him like a brute for a sufficiently long time he is made into one. At last he is exhibited to the entirely credulous Chinese as a wild f is :tors r a Slender Waists. The opinions of great men on marriage and matrimonial topics are always interest- ing,if not invariably instructive. Thackeray, who detested "wasp-waisted women," once told a young relative, who was much in love, to take his betrothed to a physician before purchasing an engage- ment ring. "What for?" his companion inquired, is considerable astonishment. "To see whether that wasp waist is an in- heritance or a consequence," he replied. "Consequence !" exclaimed the young man - "what do you mean?" "Corsets," said Thackeray, laconically. "Miss — has the most beautiful figure in England," said the infatuated lover., "Slee is deformed," Thackerayrespondes- "If it is a natural deformity she may be a moderately healthy woman. Even'humpbacks are not always delicate, you know. Mind, I say moderately healthy. But if that girl's figure is the result of corsets you might better go and hang yourself rather than risk the evils that will inevitably follow." Abraham Lincoln once remarked that ev ery man about to marry should stand over a doctor with a club and make him l" tell the truth with refereh to the chosen partner for life, if there was no other way of getting it out of him. Also that the par- ents who would allow a girl to marry a man without knowing, as nearly as could be known, his physical as well as his moral condition, deserved to he scalped. "The whole marrying business is wrong," said Mr. Lincoln. "Fashionable girls have too often foolish mothers, who care for nothing but to sell their flesh and blood to tho highest bidder. —Albany Express. man of the woods, an( h' posses eap rich harvest. The priests, it seems, are adepts at the art. When a kidnapper, Mg can never sustain one. Oh, they will however, is caught by the people he is torn find it out for themselves after a while, to pieces, and when the authorities get him those unqualified ones who try to sing be- they torture him and promptly behead him. fore knowing how to read." London Chronicle. Getting Even. "My wife gave me a blowing up because I didn't. get her an nil stove." "Well, I got her one, and then she blow herself up."— New York I'ress-