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Wed ncstlay' Sept. 21st, 11892
THE LAMENT OF JOHN L.
Stuff !—Dat's what I am. A
groat, big, knocked out stuff. Yis-
tcrday I had 'de hail world by de
neck. I wuz de ohampeen. I had
de belt. Dey waznt no man wet
could do me. Seel
Y istcrday I had de big head au'
a million friends. To -day I've got
a worso head and de friends is all
slumped. Dey'(e all chumps!
But I'm do chip wuz knocked off
ale shoulder by a drippy. A
schoolboy took de champeen's belt
from wo
wid a belt in do neck an'
I'm done up. See 1
I never meet no real aristocracy
till yisterdlty, when I met two
dukes, Dey wuz Corbett's an' dey
made ate tired. Dey wuz too mush
stuck up— to hell wit dukes!
When a man's up --..--too stiff. To
hell wit dukes.
When a man's up he's up an'
lie's cocky, too; but when he's down
where is he l Dat's where 1 am—
Yisterday I did't bleove in protoc-
tion—to-day I votes for it. See l
Licked ! Swiped ! Dune up !
An' by a pompydore dood kid !
•Ilully gee ! \Vuz I made for dis l
\1 uncle l \Vot's Lie use of muscle'?
Ut didn't do mo no good. Muscle
iu de minds de stud. j,Dat's where,
Chimmy got he bulge. on`'ti)oho
had gray matter 10 'is intellects au'
I was dotty on de top. See l
I ain't kick in' 'bout Corbett—
he's a dead game duck- dat's wot
done me—duck. Ur wuz duck,
duck, duck t'roo de hull scrap wid
him an' wen I tried to knock de
stutl'iu out o' de duck, de duck
ducked. Seel
Ut wuz just like dis wit C1limmy
—he seen wot ho had to do, an' 'e
done it. Dat "It" waz me.
I wuz too good. Dat's it.
\Vot's de use of bein' good l \Vot
good's trainin' 2 'Taint no good.
Ef I'd 'a had a good big "dog" 01:1
—a rog'lar tree days, ate ward jag,
1 wouldn't 'a had dis slit in mo
nose an' tae mug wouldn't be all
mashed out o' shape for de jays to
guy.
I knowed I git it some day, but I
didn't think Corbett would be me
Waterloo. Ho was dough, au' now
I know how dat French mug, Na-
poleon, felt w'eu dey chucked 'fin
in de soup. He was juet like me—
ho blade cue fluke and before he
wipe of the sweat de hull damn
world wuz right 'im. See 1
I f is de same wid all big men—
dey're all :rig chumps! Look at
Grove and 13en—ono of 'cm's go'n
tp git. it iu do neck delid attre 4041
wlioro'It he WI Ws friends 'Olt du,
de sneak aot an' he'll set down:
somewhere on wot's loft of 'int like.
Napoleon and Bayes aa' me he'll
say. 'Who de hell am I an' where
am I at 11 Seel
Ut wtss de twenty Bret round wot'
done me. ''Yourn is layin' for you,
big man, whoever you be and
wherever you be. Soule mon go,
down in de fi rat, sotpe in de lift',
some in da sixteent' and aotne in de
twenty-first. Ut don't make no dif'
—dey all get it some day,..au' its a
damn big man watetaye big.
W'en it comes your way don't git
gay—don't git flip like nue—don't
fergit dat dare's a jay sotnew4ere
wot'll do you.
When you git up on de ladder of
fame so you kin look down an' see
de gang scrappiu' at de foot for a
place, you'll want to flop your wings
an' orow.
Don't do it. I done it, an' now
look at me. Wot you want to do is
hug the ladder, shut up, keep cool
an' climb, er some big st.ufl"ll t'ump
yuh in de t'roat and put yuh in
Bleep, like me.
An' w'on yuh git to de top where
de pinaele is, like I wuz, stick de
Onsets into yerself and keep stuck
onto it. See 1
Don't go lookiu' for scraps—don't
orow—don't blow, but close yer
trap an' hang onto de belt wat's
already youru.
I've run up sg'in lots of beta, but
I've never struck none before like
Cor heft. How's d' it l Hully Gee!
I'm gottin' better.
But I'm glad I went to Ireland
before Corbett plunked me wid his
.Jimmy—doy'd have done me dirt if
I'd 'a went over dere licked. Seel
But, mebbe, uts all for de hest
da: he bested and busted me at the
surae tinlo.
Ef I'd 'a done him au' got me
elaws onto dot forty five thousand
cold plunk de gang would now be
blew'in' in de stuff. I'd have a
head ou ale like a roof garden, an'
dey'd have to build a new au' a
bigger world to ,held lee. See l
Dead ! Put to sleep ! Done up!
Data me, John ell!
I ain't saying a word to nobody.
Bain' good's n0 good.
'1'rninin's no good.
Scrappiu'e no good.
Nuttin' ain't no good.
Dat's all.
Soo l
HURON ANGLICAN CHURCH
\YORKERS AND SUNDAY
. SCHOOL CONVEN-
Ti O N.
Although the final arrangements
for the church workers and ,Sunday,
school convention for the diocese
of Auron, to ba held at Stratford on
the llth and 12 of October, aro still
incomplete, enough has• already
been done to provide a programme
that is certain to be both attractive
and interesting. Among the con-
tributors to the diecueaiou of lay
work in its various aspect will, we
are given to understand, be Dr.
L. H. Davidson, Q. C., of Mon •
treal,oue of the secretaries of the pro-
vincial syuod,aod an old and enthus-
iastic church worker. The coun-
cil of the Brotherhood of St. An•
drew will be represented by a
gentlemen of ability, who will part -
Ocularly, address himeelf to the
claims of the church on her young
men. Mr. A. H. Dymond will die•
cuss the duties of the LayRepresent
ative and how lie does (or dons not)
perform there. Tho ltev. G. B.
Sage, pastor of St. George's, Lon•
don West, will read a paper en-
titled "The Church and Her Young
People," dealing especially with
the subject of parochial associations.
On the Sunday school side of
the convention's labors will, it is
hoped, be an address by the Icon.
S. 1I. Blske, Q. C. Tho Rev.
Alfred Brown, B. A. will speak on
"The Sunday, School and the
Church," while the theme of the.
Rev. J. C. Garrett, of St. 1Mark'e,
Niagara, will be "The Sunday
School in Relation to the Family
and Church." The Rev. A. D.
Dowdney will supplement these
papers by Dna 0n "The Neeesaity of
Home Co-operation with Sunday
School Work." A most interest-
ing feature of the proceedings will
be au illustrated address on "The
Mode! Teacher," by Mr. Jasper
Golden of Kingsville, a veteran
Sabbath school teacher of forty
years' standing, the discussion on
which, will be led by Mies S.
Grown of'Brantford. Several other
well-known workers in the diocese
have pr•onissed to open the dis-
cussions on the topics presented.
The Bishop of Huron, who will
preeide at the sitting of the con-
vention, will preach at tho service
to be hel i in St. James' church on
the evening of the llth, and it
hae, we believe, been suggest-
ed that the use of lay help in
connection with the services of the
church, should be exemplified by
the assistance of two or three lay-
men being invited on that occasion.
The railway companies have,offered
the rates •of a faro and a third for
the round trip. The Rev. G. R.
Ceamish, B. A, of Stratford, is
chairman and secretary of the local
hospitality Rowtt)i,ttep, end ti air der
eirisblo haat the at4t464 of ilsteaditlg
visitors should he sent to ;liiw with•
out delay.
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TIm1I,T WISDOM.
Great and timely wladom lt, ehiwn by
keeping Ur. Fowler's Ext•raot of wild
Strawberry ou hand. h has no cholera
raorhus; sliurn) set, dyaaatury, culla,
iramps•and all eurnmet c•.mplalnts or
looaeoeas of thebowels.
—The, caretakeryr of the license
commissioners' oftee in Toronto has
heou arrested for eelliug liquor
without a liuunoo. lIe wee merely
practicing the priuoiplea of his
patty. -
The use of calomel far derangement of
the liver his ruined ninny of fine con-
stitution. Those who, farefmilar trout).
les, have tried Ayer's Pills testify to
their a ff.any in thoroughly remedying
the malady, without iujury to the eye -
tem.
—We are queer folk in this
world. An Atnheratburg man kills
his wife and cuts hie own throat.
Then the authorities take the follow,
patch up his throat and save his life
that they may hang him.
EDUCATIONAL WORK.
TUB work of educating the publlo to s•
through knowledge of the •irtuev of
Burdock Blood Bitters as a care for all
diseases of the stomach, liver, bowels,
and bloed.bes been completely ranee a fol.
The rem tidy is now known and used in
thouosnde of homes where it always
gives gaset satisfaction.
—"It is pretty hard," eaid Jamas
Trow a few days ago. "I have
been in public lite for thirty years,
and now wy own friends have
sacrificed•me." He alluded to the
dropping, by the Grit managers, of
the South Perth protest.. He died
by a broken heart. He did not
linger so lung as did poorMac
kenzie.
TRULH WILL PEE\'AIL, .
DEAR SIRS, -I have b.,en afflicted
w;ch Chronic Rtieum+tisrn for several
yer,ra and have need numerous patent
medicines wi bout aucce-a. But by
using six bottles of Burdock Blood Bit
tare I was entirely cured.
SARAH \I AR:UTAL,
King St., Kingston, Oat.
N•Vb. —1 In a,quaioteii with above
named lady and cnu nertify to tire cor-
reotneae of this atatmont.
HENRY WALK,
Druggist, Kington, Ont.
—A large number of Vermont
and Maine farmers who touk an
excursion trip to the Cahadian
Northwest, write the papers that. it
is the most desirable place on the
continent for iudustrious settlers,
especially those of snyall means.
You canoot be too particular. about
the medicine you use. Wen you need
a blood -pa rfttr,,ka alKeemi_g t Ayer's
Sarsaparilla; • tui'i` tPi uttier. It wilt
mingle with, and vitalize every drop of
blood in your body. It makes the weak
strong.
—Kaneas farmers who have been
Over the Canadian Northwest are
returning south, and will go back
next season with their families and
many of their neighbors.
FORE 1'i•ARNP:D IS FOREARMED.
Many of the worst attaoke of cholera
morbus, cramps, dyeentery, colic, etc.,
come suddenly in the night and speedy
and prompt means must be used agrtnst
them. Dr. Fowler's Extract of Wild
Strawberry is the remedy. Keep is at hams
for emergencies. Il never jails to cure or
relieve.
—At the Assizes at St. Thomas,
iu the case of Howarth v. Township
of Sauthwold and John McGugan,
an action for damages for injuries
by a horse backing over au embank•
Ment through being frightened at a
'Sidle hammer on the roadway, the
jury returned a verdict for $600 for
plaintiff.
PREFERENTIAL TRADE.
PREvERYNTIAL trade properly Consists
in giving the preferecoe to Burdock Blood
Bittern when soeking for a cure for consti-
pation, dyspep-ia, headache, biliousness,
jaundice, seri foto, poisonous humore,bad
blood, rheumatism or complaints. Itis
the sure cure, and bus cured caries which
had resisted all other treatment.
—Herbert J. Maughan, son of
ex-Ald. John Maughtin. Toronto,
shot himself and died shortly after•
wards from the injuries received.
The shooting is believed to have
been purely accidental. Deceased
was a promising young man and
was to have been married in about
three mouths.
The public are often very unjust but
never consciously so. What they see
clearly to he justice they always ap-
prove. It often takes a long time to
bring them to sae things Re they really
are, but in the end their verdict is al-
ways right. It was faith in this idea
which induced the manufacturers of the
"Myrtle Navy" tobacco to stand by
their superior brand under every, dis-
couragement at the outset, The public
verdict has been rendered at last, and
it ie emphatically in their favor.
—Anderson Veney, charged with
murdering his wife at Amheratburg
the other day, has been committed
for trial on evidence produced be•
fore the coroner's jury.
Severe frosts an freezing blasts must
come frost -bites, with swelling, itching,
burning, for which Si. Jacobs Oil ie the
best remedy.
A GIRL .WURNED AT; A.'
The judge of the first instance oft
Trujillo has sentenced to death
Rev. Father Celedonio Varganas
and two of hie acuompiiees to a
long term of imprisonment for the
fiendish crime of burning to death
au ,Indian girl named Beni, na
Hultman. Tfie girl was accused of
causing the death of a man named
Eoheverria through moans of her
ait as a witch, and was accordingly
burned at the stake publiloy in ,the
village 'of Batnbatnarca, Peru; on
Feb. 20, 1888.
CATHOLIC AUTEIOUITIES IN
ARMS AGAINST STATE
'REGULATIONS FOR
EDUCATION.
At the Catholic churches in Il1
inoia the prioate read from the altar
a long pastoral letter yesterday
morning signed by tits Archbiahhp
of Chicago and bishops of Peoria,
Belleville and Alton, strongly de-
nouncing the Edwards Compul-
sory Education l,.w, and calling
upon Catholic voter to enforce e
detnsud for its repeal. This, letter
is the first authorized utterance of
the church in this state on the ed•
ueation matter tied is taken to uteau
that the Cethulics of Illinois will
join the Lutherans as they di in
Wie cousin iu the fight aginst Atter
ferenco in denominational schools.
Also it is the fitet pastoral ever
sent .by Archbishop Feehan and it
is the first pastoral touching pal;
iticel matters that hae been read in
the churches of Chicago Since Bis
hop Duggan denounced the Fenians
iu 1868.
UP TO DATE.
Facie, statistic,, Iuforulati.'n, thingo
useful to know,the b;ggcst and best bu•--
get of knowledge, reliable and up to
date will be toned in a new put lication,
"Facts and Frgure+," just issued by
Messrs. T. aMithurn & Cc., of Toronto,
Ont. Our readers can obtain itl by
addressing the above tirin and enclosing
a three cent etanlp.
—A children:.s birthday petty
took place on Saturday at the resi•
deuce of lir. Nelson, Brantford.
Some of the boys had bean tiring
with a revolver wheu one of them,
Ernest Day,"cd fourteen years,
asked young Nielson to briug out
his father's rifle, which he did.
While Day was handling the wot
pon itdischarged, inflicting a wound
in the head, from which he died in
about au hour.
—While John Sinclair, jr., a
prosperous farmer of tiro township
of Zone, was harnessing a colt in
the stable he received a vicious
kick in the face which caused a
compound fracture of the jaw, as
well as other loss serious injuries..
The wounds were dressed iu Thames -
'vine and there is a good prospect
of recovery.
—Mr. Payne, an aged end highly
respected married man, the attend
aut at the Western hotel stable,
Thamesville, was the victim of a
very painful accident which may
prove fatal. He was watering a
horse, and, not knowing it to be
vicious, was Icnooked down by the
animal and terribly mangled, having
his left leg and right collar bone
broken, end several bruises about
the head and body. Hie wounds
were promptly dressed, but no very
atroug hopes can as yet be entertain-
ed for his recovery.
—John Dennis, of Hamilton,
went to visit some friends in the
north end of the city, and while
there was shown a revolver which
was not loaded. At lenat he was
told so and hie friends said it had
never been used, In fact it was
usually kept in the house as a play•
thing for the baby to knok around.
While Mr. Dennis handled the
harmless toy it went off and the
ball passed through the upper part
of the palm of his left band.
—T•he announcement of the sud-
den death of Charles Annand,
proprietor of the Halifax Chronicle,
which event occurred in London,
1.'ug,, Tyens ..alto 4qi•.;ago kN ... et;
nu'1`twx
llor-
sonal attention to hia paper, but was
largely interested in other enter-
prises. He was president of the
Halifax Illuminating and Motor
Company, secretary -treasurer of the
Halifax street railway, and largely
interested in gold and coal mines
and the Stewiecke and Lansdowne
and other railways. Mr. Annand
sold his gold mines at Waverly and
Montague to an English syndicate
for $100,000 and went to London
to complete the negotiations. He
was taken ill with pneumonia and
died very suddenly when he had so
much, recovered as to have made all
arrangement to start for home. He
is supposed to be worth over $100,-
000. He leaves two sone and a
widow. The managing editor of
the Chronicle ie Robert McConnell,
formerly editor of the Montreal
Herald.
New Blacksmith Shop
GEORGE TROWHiLI. has opened out a gen•
eral 131acksmith and Repair Shop in the
building lately occupied by Mr. Ganley, opposite
Faire lumber yard, Albert street Clinton, Ont.
Blacksmith end Iron work in all Its branches.
Horee•Shoeing promptly attended to and saris.
faction gnarantoorl. The public are invited to
call before ordering any class of work in the
abase lines.
407—tt GEORGE TROWHiLL.
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Goderich, Sept. 7th 1891.
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borhood of first-class residences. For terms,
etc., apply to
081tt ARTHUR KNOX, Clinton.
COTTAGE FOR RENT '
A frame cottage on Albert street and hall acre
of ground and fruit twee. Hard and soft water.
Stable and driving shed. Will be rented reason•
able with or without ground. Apply to
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