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An American View
of British Tommy
Auterican soldiers will undoubtedly
Come back with some good storie8.
tollobed with humor, Of the British
Tommy. The latter must indeed be a
Deeulter eharaeter to those visiting
Europe for the first time who meet in
the !legit the rand -and -file Britieher
previously known only in a vague
Sort of way by representations on the
vaudeville stage, by references in
leading articles, or by caricatures in
the funny papers.
He has a strange, eontradictorY
character, the ordinary BrItieher—
eontradictory, that is, to people of
Other natious—although he is the
most. natural individual on earth to
his own countrymen. The real depth
and breadth of the common English-
man comes home to one in the news
of the continued tard-hitting and ten-
acioutt progrees he is making on the
west. front.
With all his faults, as he appears to
outsiders, the Britisher rarely fails to
come' back. The trueet epitome of
his national characteristics is prob-
ably to be found in the oft -quoted
phrase, "The British lose many bat-
tles, but they always win the last!"
The average :British Tommy is not
to be. deduced from the wonderful
aide -splitting cartoons of Bairnsfatla-
er, He is not a bibulous looking, wan
rus-raustached, beetle-browed, shaggy
animal who, with the aid: of a clay pipe
upside-down in his lips, emits wittn
and scathing comments with an air
ecolealastical seriousness. There IS
a glint of truth in the caricature, but
only a glint. The British Army is
not oreposed mainly, as one might
think from the newspapers, of Gen-
erals; of heroic airmen, of dasbitle
etroops from the overseas Dominion%
They are all ;part of the army, which;
however, is tomposed in bulk of eto-
lid men, with Mem' faces and bright
eyes, from the farme, quick -speaking
Londonshomuen, clerks whose am-
bition were bounded by a fJ15-a-week
salary, factory worlsmen from the
Neth and Midland, hard of eye and
'deliberate of speech.
aataety-nine out of every 100 of the
artily are peace -loving, domesticated
men, with an intense, though ertex-
'' preseed, love of home, and all of them
as far removed from the idea of the
gtaspeng imperialistic enthusiast as
le the North Pole from the South
Pelee They went into the war as a
matter of ,duty, not to be made any
fess about, but as a thing which had
tosbe 'attended to. It was part of the
selleme of life. They joked in their
pleasant, homely way during the
training, they joked whet they 'got
Deer there in front of the enemy, and
a geed many of theme joked when
they 'were stricken Town. "All in
ate day's work," would be, perhaps,
the best description of their state of
mind..
Unexciting,. but steady to the last,
they are .possessed of that spirit
which in:exalted -circles is described
as "noblesse oblige"—though they
would be profanely scornful if the
Phrase were suggested to them. A
rnanchman, recently from Europe,
whe knows the Ertglieh well, 'made a
friendly criticism on the British sol-
lier: "Ile will go forward and be _kil-
led, but he does not recognize that
thltt is not' the aim of war, which is
Weave one's telt in order to kill the
enemy." This is a little misleading,
but it portrays to wame degree the
temperament of the lad froni farm
factory, shop and office.
They have their momenta of exal-
tation, but they are not constantly
iparkling forth hate or fury, or affee-
lion, or enthusiasm. They love to
imoke a pipe in the intervals of bat-
tle; they feel that it is fitting that
they ehould follow to death Me collo
inander who goes over the top with
them, carrying in his heads not a
rifle, but just the stock of a hunting
Whip. With all their genial reserve
goes a stiffness, when matters fan
out badly. They lack logic when
pressed about going back by, the ene-
Say.. Another part of their Illogical
make-up is that they are always pre-
pared to visit omissions or faults of
their commander uPon the enemy.
this is frequently unpleasant for the
• THIS WOMAN
SAVED FROM
AN OPERATION
By taking Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound, One
of Thousands of SuchCases.
Black River rails, Wis.-"As Lydia
E.
Pinkhara'a Vegetable Compound
eaved me from an
operation, I cannot
say enough in praise
of it. 'suffered from
organic troubles and
' my side hurt me se
I could hardly be up
frorn my bed, and I
was unable to do my
housework. I had
the best doctors in
Eau Claire and they
wanted me to have
an operation, but
Lydia E. Philthim's
Vegetable Compound cured me so I did
not need the operation, midi am telling
all my friends about it."---Mre. A. W.
EINZIrit, Black River Falls, Wis.
It is just such experienees as that of
MI. Binger that has made this famous
Viet and herb remedy a household word
friym ocean to oeesn. Any woman who
ORM frotu irdiannitation, tileereti011,
diepleternente, baeltielte, riervoteenethe
Irregularities or "the Woes" should
not rest until she has given it a trial,
and for special adviee write Lydia B.
ritilthem dchta Co., Lynn, MaeL
enemy and may be regarded by them
as unfair. But there it is, and one
meet make the best of it.
It is •perhaps unavoidable that one
should rarely see in the papers men -
nog of the gallant English regiments
who have done so muck to win the
war, and who have given so many
ictories to the soil of France and
Flanders. The ruddy-caeeked lad
from Devonshire, the stolid plowmad
from Hampshire, and sat -voiced,
genial Kentish gardener, the taciturn
open-hearted Yorkshire man from the
woods, the Lancashire operative with
the burr on his tongue—they are all
doing the good work to -day.
Reports indicate that there is a
good deal ot strong language among
the troops. It is a kind of &Ito-
eophical swearing. They even curse
each other affectionately. They
smoke cigarettes in between whiles,
and wonder what is going to become of
first-class cricket in England when
the war is over. They also speoulate
as to whether the partial prohibition
Is to remain permanent. Then they
go out and take a town away from the
Huns, and go without sleep for two
days at a stretch, and get killed, and
do a good share of the killing. Some
of them, incideatally, no doubt, sum
up matters in the pbrase, "It's a queer
old world!"
They never falter; they never suf-
fer from nerves , They would swear
vehemently if they were to be describ-
ed as knights of high endeavor, and
then they would go out and do and
keep on doing things which would
have made some knights of old flinch
and tremble. There need never be
any fear of the morale of the British
.Army, which'is in reality the British
people, eo long as there is a division
left. They will go on dying it the
Germans advance, but when the Ger.
mans have firnshed advancing, they
themselves will go quietly. torward
and begin the work of killing and'
keep on doing it until the eneray cries
enough.
Being, ]et us say, somewhat. dull of
oomprehension, the ordinary British
soldier would be devastated by sur-
prise If it ehould be even suggested to
him that he should hold his hand up -
til the enemy is absolutely vanquish, -
ed. They are stolid lads . They are
not great at argument.—Frank Dinot
In New York Times.
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How to Disguise It and Save
Meats.
With meat going up itt price and
no relief from this sky -rocket advtance
la eight, the home -maker must of
necessity use all her ingenuity to
make meat go as far as possible and
also to find substitutes. The humble
cottage cheese is, one of the latter
tisat the United States Government
advises, but many times the family
turns up its nose at this common arti-
• cle of food. The thing to do, then,
is to camouflage it by using it in tt
novel way combined with other
things.
Try a menu like the following and
you will be giving your family all the
nourishment it needs and your fOod
will be promptly combined:
'Cottage Cheese and Nut Loaf.
Mashed Potatoee Creamed Cabbage
Lettuce and Tomato Salad
Freeh Plum Pudding
Black Coffee .
To make the cottiege cheese and nut
loaf, use the following recipe from the
United States Government:
Cottage Cheese and Nut Loaf—Two
sible), one cupful cold left over eereal
(any kind), one 'cupful dry bread
crumbs (corn or Vicitory bread), two
teaspeonful -chopped onion or one-
half teaspoonful onion juice, one
tablespoonful fat, salt, pepper, one-
third teespoonful soda or more to neu-
tralize acid, poultry seasoning or
mixed herbs; Worcestershire sauce or
kltehen bouquet if desired,
efix all ingredients together thor-
oughly and bake in a buttered pan itt
a hot oven till top and sides are well
browned over. Turn over on a hot
platter. Serve with a brown or to -
Mato sauce if desired.
Variations—This loaf is particularly
good made with peanuts. Substitute
for the cupful of chopped flute in the
rule above two tablespoonfuls of pea-
nut butter and one-half tupful of
eosattely -chopped nuts, and season
with one half teaspoonful of mixed
poultty seasoning.
Freell Plum Padding—Fin a pud-
ding dish with plums (seeds removed).
Add a little butter and enough trystal
white syrup to sweeten according to
taste of family. 'signally three-quart-
ers of a eupful of cerettl is sufficient.
When the erystal white cannot be
obtained, the ordinary eont eYrul)
May be Md. Cover with a rich bis.
ettit dough Oust one-quarter inch
thick, Make 'holes in enlist for steam
to escape, and bake one-half hour.
Por Prost bites and Ohliblaine.-
Chilblains onto front undue exposure
to -slush and cold and frOsabltes trolls
tho icy Winde of winter, In the treat.
ment of either there le no better pre-
Daration than Thomas' Eelettrie
011, as it counteracts tlie inflammation
and relieves filo pain. The action of
the Oil is instantaneous and ite
WIWI is extremely
ztu ttivoughti.
Digo' thti man wiin WillAim and
those who have it Warn upon them
are Wee who poethumottaly metre it
from posterity.
Nightfall would be terrifying if we
Perted raith in the next merit-
ing's aueriee,
If youth had experienee it Would
have rat leo enthuslasra.
Speech was given to ua to entrees
our thoughts, but there are many who
de not limit the uso of it to that pur-
pose.
•Not doing the things that one ought
not to do is °WY half of right lining!
the other halt is doing the things that
one ought to de.
The general defialtion of an ama-
teur Is that he is a person wit° may
equal the performance 'of a profess
atonal, but doeen't get any money for
le—Exchange.
The Mysterious Quests.
I had three friends. I asked one day
That they Would dine With me;
But when they 0311.3 1 found that they
*Were aix, Instead of three.
My good wife whispered, "We at beet,
But five can hope to dine.
Send one AWAY." I did. The rest
Remaining number nine.
.7 too liviu go,” the second cried
He left at once and then,
Although to count' but eight I tried,
There were remaining ten.
Nilo call them back:" my wife implored;
.1 fear the third may go,
And leave behind to share our board,
Perhaps it score or so.'
•
The second one then straight. returned;
As might have been expected,
He, with the ten, we quickly learned,
Eleven made.—Dejected.
'We saw the first returning; be,
- With all the rest, turned round,
A.nd there, behold. -were my friends,
• three,
Though six they still were found.
(For those of you who yet may find
My riddle too complex,
I'll say' the friends I had In mind
Were "S" and "I" and "X")
—.Selected.
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not by the thousands from mothers
who know the great virtue of this ex,
consult mecliciue. But the powders will
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them. They act speedily and their-
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RECIPES
PRESERVED GREEN TOMATOES
Cook one-g.uarter of a pound of gin-
ger root in water until ginger is soft.
Cut up eight poundit of green tomatoes,
add the ginger mixture, and cover with
;water. Simmer until tomatoes are ten-
der. Add four pounds of sugar -and boil
one hour.
SWEET PICICLED APPLES.
. *Use tart, well -flavored apples. Wipe
and cut into balves. Stick each half with
•three cloves. Make a syrup, using one
part sugar to one part water. Use one
.pound a sugar to two pounds of apples.
Put apples into syrup with a toothpick.
Keep in a. atone crock.
TOMATO RELISH.
One peck ripe tomatoes, cut fine, drain
over night; six large onions, chopped
fine; two green peppers, chopped fine;
two cups celery; two cups sugar; one-
half quo salt; Me ounces white mustard
.seed; one quart cold vinegar. Seal in
cans without cooking.
GREEN TOMATO RELISH
- Chop five quarts of green tomatoes
and two large onions fine. Add one cup
of salt. Let stand overnight. In the morn -
ling, drain, and add one pint of vinegar
•and one quart of water. Boll fifteen
minutes. Drain thoroughly. Add two
quarts of vinegar, two and one-half
,pounds of brown sugar, two chopped
•red peppers, one-half pound whole mus-
tard seed, and one tablespoonful each
of pepper, allspice, cloves and ginger:
'Boil one arid one-quarter hours. Put las-
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to sterilized glass jars while hot.
TOMATO CATSUP. •
Cut one peck of ripe tomatoes into
small pieces. Boll until tender, and strain.
Add six tablespoons of 'salt, one table-
spoon of white pepper, one saltspcon of
cayenne pepper, two tablespoons of cin-
namon, one teaspoon of allspice, ono tea-
spoon of mustard, one pint of vinegar,
and' one cup of sugar. Boll slowly for
three hours. Seal In sterilized glass bot-
tles.
APPLE FRITTERS.
Pare and tore four tart apples and cut
in one-fourth inch slices across the apple.
Sprinkle with two tablespoonfuls of lem-
on juice and powdered sugar. Prepare
a. batter by sifting on cupful of flour
and one-fourth teaspoonful of salt. Add
two well -beaten yokes to one-half cupful
of milk, mix and beat into the flour,
until it is a smooth batter. Add one table-
spoonful of melted butter and cut in the
stlffly beaten whites of two eggs. Drain
the , apples carefully, dip in the batter
and fry in deep fat: When cooked, drain
on crushed brown paper to absorb the
grease, sprinkle with powdered sugar,
and serve.
RED MIXED PICKLE.
To make this red pickle use one quart
of red chopped cabbage, one quart of
sweet red peppers, one quart of red kid.
ny beans, shelled from the pods;before
being quite ripe. Put all the vegetables
in salt water over -night, except the
beans. Boil separately in the morning,
first draining off the brine, then pro-
ceed as in making the other pickles.
Spicee as suggested above under Sweet
Cuctimbet Pickles may be used with a
few tiny red peppers, or you may use
only a little bag of mixed spices..
MIXED SWEET"PICICLES.
Cook all the vegetables separately and
keep them as 'whole as possible. The
vegetables requited afe; two dozen mall
cucumber's, one quart silver -skinned on -
Ions, ono quart of green tomatoes, .cut •
In cubes, I at. of tender, golden -Wax
stringless beans, one quart of 'Shelled
lima beans—not ripe but old enough 10
shell nicely—one quart of °arras got in-
to half -Inch Oicea, twci heads Of celery
mit into bits, and two heads of mall.
flower. Cover the Vegetables with 8. weak
brine, and Iet stand overnight, keeping
each kind of vegetable separate. In the
morning, cook in the Water in 'which
they have been soaked, until tender, then
dram.
Let a gallon of Vinegar coMe to it boll,
add two pounds of stager, A bag of mix-
ed spices, about Mar at five ounces, and
four teaspeonfule of celery salt. Let ree
main over the fire unblended with the
vinegar. Arrange the different
abies in glaSs jars the way they will
look beat, then zeal. If you do not have
enough vinegar to Over all the vend.
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ricKLED CARROTS.
Pickled carrots are something new end
ma,ny people like them prepared in this
Way who do not relish tho fresh veget-
able. To make, choose an equal number
of deep yellow and light Yellow carrots:
peel and eut into strips. Boil In slightly
salted water until tender, Drain, then
cover with &Diced vinegar. using it quart
of vinegar and one cupful of water to it
• gallon of carrots. Add to the vinegar
and water one pound of sugar, two
ounces of mixed spices, tied in a thin
muslin bag, and bring to a boll. Then
add the carrots, and boil a few min-
utes longer, afte_r_which put them in
jars.
GREEN TOMATO SWEET PICKLE,
To each seven pounds of tomatoes use
about one-half dozen medium -Sized on-
ions, sliced. three pounds of sugar, one
pint of strong vinegar, and one pint
of water, an ounce of cinnamon, and
one-half ounce each of cloves and all -
spices. Cover the tomatoes with a brine,
using about one cupful of salt to it gal-
lon' of water, In the morning drain off
well, Place the vinegar, sugar, spices
(tied in a muslin bag), and the tomatoes
in a preserving kettle and simmer slow-
ly until tender. Put into jars and seal.
If mixed spices are not used add • a tea-
spoonful of whole pepper.
also
PRIED nIPn TOMATOES.
Do not pare them, but cut in slices as
you -would applee, Dip in cracker crumbs
and fry in butter or sweet dripping.
The ease with which corns and
warts can be removed by Holloway's
Corn Cure is its strongest recommend-
ation. It seldom fails.
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A Long Mance.
Two impecunious Scotsmen, traveling
in search of gold, Callne upon a drink-
ing saloon. They had only sixpence be-
tween them, so they ordered one "nip
o' whusky."
They were hesitating who should have
the first •.drink, when an "Auld" ac-
quaintance joined them. Pretending they
had just drunk, one of them handed the
newcomer the whisky, requesting -him
to join them in a chink. questng him
toHjeoldnratahkerrt, aland,aadftrainrk.
a
few minutes of
painful and silent suspense, said.
"Now; boys,- you'll have one with me?"
"Wasna that weel managed mon?"
said ono to his pal afterward.
"Aye it was" eald the other solemn-
ly; "but it was a dreadful riski"—TIt-
.
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Bits.
To Remove Grease Spots.
The removal of grease spots from a
carpet or rug is not an easy matter. One
of the most practical plans is to winkle
hot cornmeal and whiting over the spots
and leave for two or three days, brush
off with a stiff brush and repeat till the
spots are gone, Or, if there is not the
least danger of fire, the powder may be
covered with • gasoline and rubbed hard
till the gasoline evaporetes. Than
sweep clean.
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Could Be Worse.
The Woman at the Back Door — It
must be a terrible thieg to have to go
through life without your limb. You
must remember, however, that it will
be restored to you in the next world."
"I know," said the tramp, "it will,
mum, but that don't encourage rue
none. You sea, .me foot was cut off
when I was a baby, and it won't come
within a foot of the gronnd when it's
restored.—Puck.
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STRONG PEOPLE NEEDED
The need for people to be healthy
Is urgent. Those whom illness has
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They are handicapped in every walk
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TOWN FOR TOWN CITYFOR CITY
(New York Sun),
The Germans hold several impOr-
taht cities in northern Prance and in
Belgium, from which they are about
to be driven by the pursuing and
avenglog sword of civilization.
Not only towlis like Cansbrai and
St, Quentin And Bruges, of twenty-
five to fifty thou.so.nd Inhabitants or
thereabout% but also greater centres
of population, with from a quarter
of a million to half a minima like
Lille and Antwerp and trussele.
Yesterday it wee officially reported
by Field Mars:lel Haig that the (kr-
mane Were burning the Cite of Canis
brai in the prospect of 1E3 iitantediete
tapture. AceoreIng to thew meal
practice they were wattoely tiesirey-
Ing that Which tbey were eon:Meltcl
Lo evacuate.
This Ile eta way ef the Hun from
time imMetitoslal.
S'or the Mites Crimes itt the .past,
tor LouVain and Rheims and the WAS
meet:talon of deliberate violatIone
international law end treaty entteges
Manta, ter the InYriad recorded aud
Unreeorded ()Mum against art and
learning and eommon huineetity
no adequate reparation can ever be
enforced, no elate:tie punishment can
ever be intactie. Titese thi»gs tao
inexpliable.
But for the protection of the true-
eitagion a claim through whoh the
rourderere arol thieves awl inconlia-
rites in gray uniform are ab a it Le
take their homeward Wee, begiuntlee
with Catubral, there is an oevioes
ana effective means of pretectloo.
To the ilumelie only deterrant es the
fear of certain retribution, qualita-
tive and cptandtative. Irs the ab•
genets of this fuer he will continue
to kill and pillage and bura en Ole se -
treat as on the advance. .Assured of
measured and merciless reprisal, be
will crawl as he has ativaYs crawled
when le terror of the coming of the
square deal.
Accordingly, to that end we propose
the subjoined table of equivalent or
Nitypurectsx:imatoly equivalent retributive
al
For Cambria .... ...)Ittlheim.
For S. Quentin .. —Bonn.
•For Lille ....Dusseldorf.
For Bruges . ..... Coblenz.
For Antwerp .„. Frankfort.
For Brussels Cologne.
For Liege .. .... Hanover.
We have no doubt that this table.
teallldebde triprgoevoegrcl aipn detail and
tended
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bleat application.
Perhaps the method of prevention
and protection. which It suggests can
be rendered most effective, not by
Drienaleing to destroy the equivalent .
German city, but by promieing tO
hold it and its inleabitants to con-
vict labor until it has paid the lase
pfennig of its jeation's shameful debt
for the destruction of the French or
Belgian city set againet it in the
foregoing list.
Which plan of reprisal would sees;
more dreadful to Hunnish apprehene
Mons? We eonfees we don't know.
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THE VieAy OP LT
"The girl who •turned ma, down le a
regular o.tog In the manger."
"tiow sor
"She will neither necept my affection
nor return 'it."
A SAVINO gleAtiftE.
'Doetor, do yOu anProye el all these
don't -worry 'theories?'
"Well, always illte to, have my
patients indulge In it littialivaltily anxiety
about saYinff ohY. hhhi."
MIGHT BE. TOO IYIVOH FOR; HIM.
, .
Southern Parson (to Convert)—boea ye'
think yo' kin keep in de 6004 tm' narrer
path noW,, Sam?
Sam—I reckon ; kin,. Pahsou, of de ete's
no wataluntilion patches eriong de road.
His WIPE'S FAULT.
"This Man rays iolL awe him mopey.
Sam," raid the judge.
"De.t's right, judge, I does,"
why don't, 'you. pay hlm?"
,why, 1 mine, got nothing' ts pay him
wiv, Judge."
"Visit, why haven't you?"
"To tell de hones. true image, s'pects
my wife has feued down on de Sob:"
PELT "OTUALIFIEDe
Merchants—I want it masried man for
thia Position.
Appl.cant—I. think wetti4 tent en I'LL1
not married, but t'm nature.ly or A peek,
41113111.3SIVC disposition.
ANOTHER DOCTOR NOY'.
"What seems to. be the anuble" ask-
ed the eoctore as -he sat down bes:cie
Naga:
have a tired feeling," repifed Mrs,
Nagle.
".L.et me see yOur tongue."
_
GAINED. BY 1.08ING.
'So you loved react lost, eh, fed tear ea
"on the contrary, mine test a win.
tier"
"How was that?"
"She returned my pres eate end ec.„.,-
eidentally put in some of the other ,el.;
low's".
i r_
IN PALESTINE.
' Twenty—Just think of Curly;
this is the very • spa 'where Mosee
stood. .
urly—Moses, who?
• ' I
• " YERY'LITTLE.
„ _.•
1 "How slow the world is m recoltime.
1 ing genius."
f "Ala, well, yen know it hadn't had
! much ,prectice tte time line."
1 SOME ARGUMENT.
• • , 4 -e-e-e-e-•-•-•-•-•-•-•4441
and would-be empire -builders actual-
ly claim as their right equal 29,000,000
square Or More than one bail
people on the
the earth's surface, and 1,245,000,000
globe. urttis of all the
taeauitaitts—L11
fh'e`Iftiwnieteeciltosutladtesa,ddcontocetruneisoeg n411111711
certain bold Teutonic spirits have al-
ready expreased thernaelves, and the
Russian empire, which Germany un-
doubtedly will Subjugate unless
America and the entente allies crush
her, the grand total of Kulturland
would be 40,000,060 square miles, more
than 70 per cent. of the earth's land
02.070,00a.nd 1,459,000,000 people, all the
Inman beings who breathe save 237, -
What a Gargantuan structure com-
pared with the pigmy Roman em-
pire in its most extensive hour, un-
der Trajan, when its subjects num-
bered it hundred million and the
word of its emperor wee law ovef
1,971,000 square miles! And how
Alexander would have wept with
chagrin at the puny confines of hie
2,170,000 square :miles of territory in
the light of this Brobdingnagian Ger-
man dream of conquest!
WORSHIP THE RUTHLESS.
"And by far the most diabolical
aspect of this craving for world pow-
er Is -the fact that it has never oc-
curred to the Prussian mind to ac-
quire influence through helpfulness to
others. Always it is sword of the
conqueror. svalch beckons the Kaiser.
This assertion is not inferential; it
is based on the avowed statement of
the German war lord "himself, who
boasts thus:
"'From childiaood I have been in-
fluenced by five men—Alexandef the
Great, Julius Caesar, Theodoric
Frederick the Great and Napoleon.
Each of these men dreamed a dream
of world empire. I have dreamed a
dream of German world empire and
my mailed fist shall slimed.'
"Each ef those paragons of power,
which Wilhelm IL, keeps enshrined in
his heart, had as Ilis sole object in
life the glorification of self at the
expense of mankind, and the attitule
of each towards justice and moral
law was the same as that of (ler-
man leaders to -day, as so shamelessly
admitted by Prince von Buelow in 'an
acidress before the reichetag on De -
comber 13; 19)0, when he declared:
rt feel no embairasement in saying
here, publicly that for Germany right
can never be a determining consider-
ation."
Women and Asthma. Women are
numbered among the sufferes from as-
thma by the countless thousands. In
every climate they will be found,
helplesa in the grip of this relentless
disease unless they have availed them-
selves of the peeper remdy. Dr. J. 1).
Kellogg's Asthma Remedy has brought
new hope and life to many such. Tea.
timonials, sent entirely without solici-
tation, -show the enormous benefit it
has wrought among women every-
where.
German Dream of
World Dominion
Pan -Germans Maim Most of Barth and Its People.
see-.4-4evre.e-a+-e-a-e-a-e-e•naa-ea.e.a-ees
The National Geographic society,
from ite Washington headquarters,
lesuee the following war geography
dbuomlleintiantioonn:•Germany's dream of world
"Paltry indeed seem the dominions
of all the tyrants •of the past, who
attempted to 'wade through slaughter'
to the throne a world empire, come
Pared with the vaulting ambttlon of
the Hohenzollerns for Prusslanizing
the earth, as seriously proposed by
statesmen, diplomats, and military ex-
perts of Germany during the last few
ye'a'RrsidiellIOUS and grotesque would be
the Maims of these apostles of Ger-
_ many -over-all were it not for the
fact that teach extravagant preach -
meets to the German people have
brought about a debauch of blood,
krainpdin.e and aettraotion the like of
Which has never before afflicted man -
"At the time that Germany Meng-
_
ed the world into war four years ago
the arca of her empire in Europe was
208,780 square mules—Iarger than tb.at
of any other nation itt continental
Europe save her vassals, Austrisaliun-
gars', and Mesta. She had a. popu-
lation at home of nearly 70,000,000,
while her colonial' empire, exceeding
0%07010101.
ton square nine% had an ad-
ditional population of more than 14, -
"But she was not content. These
posseseions must be but the core a
the great sphere of dominions which
she woeld accumulate in a rolling
tide of blood conquest!
GERMANY'S DREAM.
"Germany claims as her right
• (through her spokeenaen, the leading
citizens of the empire), the follow-
ing:
"All of Europe save • Portugal,
Spain, the uninvaded portion of
France, the British Ties, and the as
yet unconquered- pc:tattoos of Russia.
In brief, she wants in Europe 1,196,-
000 square miles a --the total contin-
ental area of 3,872,000 square miles
hanadbit2a7o0t3,0.00,000 of -the 464,000,000 in -
"All of South America save tbe
two inconsequential colonies of Brit-
leh and French Guiana. Her aspira-
tions in tins sphere included more
than 7,40,000 square miles of the total
contInnetal area of 7,570,000,000 square
miles and 55,421,200 of the total
population of 55,779,000.
"In Africa her modest claims em-
brace 6,840,000 square miles of the.
total area of 11,622,000 square miles,
leaving less than 5,000,000 square
miles, largely desert, for her sister na-
tions. The territory whieh Germany
claims irt this part of the world main.
tains a population of Se,000,090 inhabi-
tants, compared with only 57.000,000
for the rernaluder a the continene
"Considering the extent of the con-
tinent, Germany's Asian aspirations
would seem amazingly eonservative
for her, were it not that touch of the
land to whieh she waives claim is,
like that in Africa, an unproductive
wastes With Russian Turkestan, In -
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TEE JUNKER, VirlIAT IS HE.
What is a Junket, and what is
Junkerthum? are questions which
many readers would like to have are
swered, in view of the frequent allies.
lint ta the influence of the Junkers
ove• the Prussian military machine.
According to Herr Eamberger,
Junker (Jung Hefr) or Ybunker; is es.
sentially the scion of a noble house
(younger son), which has devoted
itself to military service—a mixture
of .Charles I, Cavalier, Prussian lieut-
enant, German feudal lord and Span-
ish Don Quixote;
In Prussia the term was originally
applied to cadets of the.noblesse, and
to young country gentlemen who act-
ed as ensigns and did other squirely
duties; while Junkerthum or Junker-
ism gradually came to denote the S3-
cial qualities which distinguished this
class—family pride (probably deep-
ened by poverty)—reaetionery conser-
vatism and arrogant caste demeanor.
In 1848 the word was .applied by
the liberals in a practical sense to
the high Prussian or Conservative
party, mainly composed of the reae-
tionary landed gentry, who loathed
the Very name of reform. Mommsen
in his history of Rome speaks of the
narrow-mindedness and short-sighted-
ness as the real and 'inalienable priv-
ileges of all genuine junkerthum.
In- his history of Germany, Menzel
says the youthful warriors of the
ancient Germans were called Huns;
that they took a mutual pledge as
brethren in arms and elected a les.der
by raising' him tie a shield. These
Huns were devoted to war and pledg-
ed to death. War was their business
and their pleasure. Death was, part
of the game.
• In his chapter on the ancient Ger-
man tribe of Alemanni, the same writ-
er says, referring to the Invasion of
Gaul in 263 A. D.: "A young svarrior,
inquiring of his mother bow glory
wait to be obtained, 'she replied:
"There are only two ways: one by
creating grandeur, the other by des-
troying it.' The latter passessed the
higher attraction, and leading an army
across the Rhine be utterly destroyed
more than 60 Gallic cities, of which
not one stone was left Upon another."
From their manner of conducting
the present war the Junkers are a
tombinatien of the ancient Runs and
Alemannl and the modern Prussian of-
ficer. Even Bismarck was a Junker
infected with the blood and Iron na-
ture of the ancient Hun, and Aleman-
nian. He was always opposed to any
reform where the people would strive
for rights denied them by the nobia
ity, and he boastingly gloried in his
Junkerisni, when it was a term of re
-
preach by the last generatien, before •
Germany bacame the Junkerthuturne
nation it is to•day. •
It was the Junker Bismarck' who
told the English Ambassador that At-
tila was a greater man thatt John
Briglir; because he had left a greater
name in history.
It was Bismarck also who said: "All
great cities are mere bodies of an-
archy and revolution, and should be
swept from the earth."
1
That New Suit.
Straight, narrow skirts the rule.
Coats may be hip length oe extrem-
elYLITniiltge'd colors, principally dark
blues, Peking blue, purple, tans, ,
Tbrowns,rimgrayroi ge aonfd f o;,
taupe.yrn, embroid-
ery, silk tracery, beads, quilting. Con- •
aervative Suits have fur trimminge on
collars only,
Virtue is ehoked with foul satin-
tion.—Shakespeare.
‘
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*., •
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•
dim China, vassal Turkey, and the
Mohammedan realm of Feasts, and
Afghanistan—the areas she wants—
the central empire would have 6,662,-
000 equare miles of •this continent, sus-
t7711511,01011k0:0 .11°22'k:111e Ihnreaadtail
to these figures the Dutch East Indies,
Germany's by right of the einem of
larger Malone over smaller neigh-
bors ea 736,000 square miles and 43,-
000,000 people.
"All of Australia with an area of
2,014,681 equare milts and a popula-
tion of nearly 5,000,000 people. TeUe
ton expectations in this eontiegent
have been revealed very recently in
the unblushIng confessions of /ten*
Thyteon, who is quoted elsewhere In
this article.
AIMS IN NORTH AMERICA.
"Of North America the pan- Ger-
mans profess to covet only Cuba,
Centre' Atterica and Canada at pres-
ent, but some a her futurists see the
Amides= people conquered by the
Victorietts German spirit, so that 111- a
hundred years the United States Will
present an enormities German tins
plre. I-towel/en Cuba, the Central
American remtbliee• and the British
dominiOn Would add 13,600,000 to the
population of Germany -over-all and
an area equal to More than 18 times
obtilrolgoUlrcOriadrtwigrn.)Dtre* at the oUtbreak
Tiles It Will be seen that the !emit
and peoples which German statesmen
,..1•4111.01nalt
-I
Rheims
Spare us the auditory pangs
Of those who tay to call it Rags:
Likewise preserve us from the plans .
Of those who try to call it Rana.
If twixt the two they can't devise
The necessary compromise,
Far better, or at least it seems,
Far better they should call it Rheinte.
There was a jackdaw once -who tried
His native homeliness to hide -
Ey strutting ,forth in peacock plumes.
And in our inlaid that vision looms
IN,;;ohnenaue'leierinagy e a anieaketa. aa thuman0;eiga jay
y
'Unless the tongue can turn the trick,
To simple Saxon let us stick.
Besides, another jackdaW, he
We learned to love in "IngoldsbY".
The bird of many youthful dreamt
slironicle
Still calls to us stkaarillralataRiaahaelmc
Although 4 •non-combatant, the
army chaplain may war against the
world, the fleth and the 13oche.
•
end pain, entwine festering •and
heel. This is why those who have
one(' used Zara -Bilk 'Will tarter use
any other ointment.
Miss Viola Hubley, of Vetter Cle-
shen, writes: "My sister had
sores on her foot that eomtnence4
like boils and theft diecharged. the
sugered such intense pain that eke
could not wear her shoos and hid
to remain ite the house. We coon -
mowed using Zara-Buk and the
pain Aeon disappeared. Then the
sores etopped ditcharging and be-
fore long the places were entirely
bealed over, We ehAll never IA
Without Zam-Buk again."
lattr eczema, blood-poison:ins and
piles, Cuts and burn* Zettattik li
equally good. All dealer.% 600 bon,
.2‘
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1:'
Irate ParentaeYou can "get riet of
money faster then any Man I know,
Son—True, dad: but listani:Bi get-
ting rid. of it. qu'lehrla ellates lOtiO of
time, and time, kat know, is motley.
' e - •
JEALOUS. •
; He—Doesn't Maude look „like abut .peaah
toihneirs_hpea,..
she didn't get the bloods
I evenly distributed.. • •
•
w.sure
o.eer hstaht.ta:t
we are living."'
I -
I She—Are ;:you are living
b cHy oe dwse oatra antehaauna?.
I beyond out credtt• .:
THE: FAVIIM ER ETTE.
"Oh Jong"...sa(l the botanist, "1 ree
a pair of .ovtirkllsworking In the field.
I wonder -if 'man or a Woman."
"You say ;Os .;n,orhing? Then len a
woman" —Richmond Timee-Dispatch.
•
-IT FIRST.
I . ..
etvashlagton Star) •
, "Did you:hell-the landlord you were
I going to caravel"
..No, Ites;•the Ope wh,o broke the news,"
1
e -
•-.NOTALWAYS.
.,(laxchange)
"Tee young "fellow who's ceiling on
your daughter, 'Smith, lute a lee of 'go'
in him." •
"Not any.'. 'to aulice when he's calling
on my datighter,7 •
•• • .nUCKY.
. „
Fortune!'arellar."—•I see a dark load
In your taupe.
Patron (isle`fialY) — Then we Must
be going eaget our coal...
•WOULDMAKEA HIT.
Johnny—Ma,, I wisb you'd buy a
brass jardWere.
Mother-esWharfor?
Iohnnyes-When 1 play yinldier I'd
like to 'see -pile° the fellers With' the
right kind of 'trench bonbst!
• RECOGNIZED.
Private Bullei (former press. agent
doing iterate,' -duty)-e-Helti, Wit° 'goes
there?
Prtvate 'Leggett (former reporter)
—Hist! *Jon, could you slip 'Me tWO on
the side for Monday night?
Peivate Bulter-aPass, friend.
MORE,CORRECT.
Caner -a -And' fs" •th18" %Bele P,essie
whom 1 Itaveznt, aSett let two:yearer
Why, you're getting to be finite a
young ladyeepy dear! e.
Beagle (setlately)—legmet ytta mean
old lady, Misp Jones? r vran only five
when you saw ins last. and IOW I'M
seven.
UNEXPLAINED.
"There's one thing 1 can't under-
stand about city people," remarked
Farmer Corntossel.
• \Nervhtiyantis sthert
cult owl makes them so
nervous, while they don't think 'any-
thing it all of enatttoolobile torn."
HARD
(London Tit -Bits)
There were Plenty of empty seats in
the car, but the smiling youth, who wore
his hat on the back part of his ,head,
stopped oppoolte •the .handsome Young
woman in the red het and said ih ta'S
IMIAL engagiug manner;
"Can I take this seat, miss?"
' "I have no .6bjectiotis, Sir", she said
. In a tone that froze the lash smile on
his face; "Intel think It's beget! dotva,"
t • I
EASY TO REMEMZER.
Dr. Roil, a celebrated medical
triter, was riquested by a, literary
lady ta call at her, hotiste, and be said
he would be,charmed to do so.
"You won't iorget the addrese," she
said, "No. 1 Chesteetand street."
"Menem," eaid the doctor, "I am
too great an Millirem of politeness not
to remember Chesterfield, sand, I fear,
too selfish to forget No. 1."
Use VoueBrains.
There is not so nmeh differenee iit
,
brains as in the way their °theses WO
them. Very often a boy or a girl wbo
melee another's keeness anl insigat
Is as Well •endowed as he. But while
one brain is trained to hued, tote
tentrated thinning, tho other Is like
an Unbroken Cott, or ;Ikea steed whieh
has grown lazy from overfeedtng and
lack of reterelee. Sat your powers t
worts. Get them wisely, Mal von
will not Weed to complain that thee' are
not greater.
The Slum Vitilter--1 eltould think
ye,u'd bitafrnid to live here. There's
nu fire eseeotei. The Sluni Dweller -
1 don't neel one, lady. WheneveJ
the eops come up after me 1 make fey
getaway over the roof.-tiostoft (Hobs.
it