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Ah, WOMAN'S ' QIr7ERY.
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Therctroro to ho wooed ;
"'!herefore to bo won ;
Thereafter—ah, wlloknvws
1aret- atniles Or tears,
'Alar .hopes or fears,
Mat loge or hate,
What divine fate
$i*+l. crown rho. head .
r£@l'vreinart, wooed, and tion and
,,wed..
A CHOIR GIRL.
*feat aieeara ofapturous bliss !
Ontgatielled in Cupid's snare
$sage upon your choir Miss
AMA View Elysium there.
< 'dour pearly gates
bas{lhisto hates,
toeVeelteeks are soft as seal,
Your golden hair
The angels share ;
arru'Rrroath the angels steal.
if adore you choir girl 1
3fraerr.ecmon, text and all 1
ViViaelethe of chaos, life I'd hurl,
West alt your feet to fall.
Your meagre waist
"Se trim and chaste
...ft "'s hand could span ;
'Your eyes more deep
's'itan toiler's sleep
Tj',auaed yet by man.
, , • E nettle's perfections always lame,
Anti alwaysbas some fault ;
eVssast tenderloin's tame,
Moen eza seasoned nol with salt,
And you, sweet Fay,
Are only clay,
1ir1€Eaave seen you flirt ;
The hopes you grew
You cruelly slew,
Yam .tvtample men like dirt.
Xing, Wee the tantalizing puss.
Yea mesmerize your prey,
Amend our necks you toss love's net
`If-ai% rue it yet some day.
,311 this flirtation,
Intoxication,
its wrong as wrong can be,
Se pray to heaven
To be forgiven
Aivli in with none—but me.
DONT'S FOR WIVES.
Don't whine.
Dan% nag your husband.
Don't repeat what you husband
'Win year.
Don't be afraid to live within
means.
isn't publish your domestic
saiewances abroad.
Don't attempt to make a society
of your husband.
od% try to wear a $25 bonnet ou
a. ` carat inoome.,. ,-;.:
I a a% think your husband's heart
a Nigger than his stomach.
Bea% scold any more than is
nennesseary to keep peace in the
Dealt be afraid to assert your
eigfeim es an equal partner with your
mrd.
Deal'tcomplain when your hus-
hold wants you to stay at home with
reierHe in the evening.
THE PARAGRAPI-IERS' MANY MINOR
MATTERS.'MUCHi..Y MIXED,
"At rlonte" of °enter wits lend Ilurmxists
—Tile :runny Chsratiteriatles of i'OOple
Cleverly Outlined by Their Apt and Die^
criminating Pencils.
LAKES OF THE TIMES.
Fear of us do comprehend our
teras.
lett we, getthe grip we dein
resifzes that it is begone° we don't
Tamer how to dress to suit the
weather.
"Catching the down train." •
La Grippe is not a thing to be sneezed at,
—Boston Journal. -"
A uiuo now umbrella is used up when it
is used at all.—Philadelphia Press.
It is the "sweet buy and buy" at the
candy shops all the tinie.—Boston Bulletin.
Egotism is a failing which is invariably
possessed by the other -fellow.—Brooklyn
Eagle.
The buzz saw has what might be termed
an unapproachable manner. — Yonkers
Statesman.
Toinson--"My wife and I never disagree."
.Inhnson—"Her word is law, then."—Yan-
kee Blade., •
-
Did it ever occur to you that no man can
"raise the devil" without lowering himself?
Boston Transcript. ,
Sullivan—"Have yez got an account of
.yer last mill?" Kilrain—"Yes; in pre
scrap-book."—Yale Record.
At this season of the year we believe it is
commendable for a woman to mince mat-
tors.—Yonkers Statesman.
Ile—"Why is justice represented as a
woman?" 'She—"Because her work is never
done."—Elmira Gazette.
When a man resolves to be gond and pa-
tient the next pair of shoes he buys are
surd to pinch' him.—Atchison Globe.
I:Iost, to waiter—"Did you -give the tour-
ist his bill?'' "Yes." "Impossible—he is
still whistling."--Fliggende Blaotter.
No one can ever toll what a woman will
do next. If any one did tell, she would be
sure to go and do something clre.—Somer-
ville Journal. •
Considering Mr. Gladstone's achieve-
ments with the ax, wouldn't it be more ap-
propriate to call him the "Grand Ohl Fel-
ler?"—Beaton Post.
The Pessimist's View.—An optimist is
not an optician, though both look at the
world a great deal through glasses. --The
Jewelers' Circular.
"''hat dud you get for your birthday?"
"A watch chain." 'Where es it? Let's see
it." "Can't. It's with the watch."—Jew-
elers' Circular.
"I don't understand whut you see in a
game of foot ball," she said. "You see
stars," replied the new player, emphatical-
ly.—Washington Star.
"Do vote think you can support me,
George?" she asked, an hour after he had
proposed. '"Yes: if you'll get on the other
knee," he said.—judge.
"You said Sokker was quite active in
your campaign?" "Yes," replied the defeat-
ed candidate. "In what capacity." "About
a gallon a lay."—Washington ,Star.
Lady (engaging servttfff —"You seem to
possess every necessary qualification: Have -
}.Utea-steiee ";;.,,.- ".,•'ervant— N o, ?num:
but I can soon got ane."—The Connie.
Van Bust—"Every time you make me a
pair of trousers you measure pie a little
short." Tailor—"That isn't my fault: You
always come in that way."—Brooklyn Citi-
zen. '
Cholly—"You seem all broken np, or
chap." Chappie—"Yeas." Chclly—"What
is the-mtnttah?" Cheppie—"I don't know,
I am suah; hut my man
says he thinks I
am in love."—Life
Young Mangler (to fair but total
stranger)—"I believe I have the pleasant
memory of having ?net you once." Fair
stranger—"Then I advise you to make the
most of it."—Boston Courier.
Easily Answered.—"What would you do
if you were in my shoes?" asked Miss Livo-
wayte, of Chicago. "Get a pair about seven
sizes smaller," ' replied. Miss Bleecker, of
New York. —Epoch.
Briggs—"I see that Grap,-ll„a�d to send
Wick ,
ck the marble statueofU$;his wife that he
ordered." Griggs—"Why? Didn't she like
it?" Briggs—"Ne; she wanted one made
wearing a sealskin cloak."
lie—"Do you think there is any truth in
the saying, tbistauce makes the heart grow
fonder?' " She --"I'm sure of it. I like
you ever so much better when you are
away."—Brooklyn Eagle.
"Tommy Figg," said the teacher, "you
wrote this excuse yourself." "Yep," ad-
mitted Tommy. "You see paw writes such
a poor hand 'at I felt 'shamed for you to see
it."—Indianapolis Journal.
Front sent?" asked the sexton of the
stranger. "No," he answered. "I can't
afford it. The_ front seat always has to
make a good showing in the contribution
plate. "—Now York Herald.
It Probably Skipped Out—eCustomer (to
waiter)—"Some cheese, please." Waiter—
"Beg, pardon, sir. Surry, sir. Cheese out,
sir." Customer—"That so? When do you
expect it back?"—Texas Siftings.
"Your marriage was the result of love at
first sight, wasn't it?' "Yes," replied the
near-sighted friend. "I never "Will forget
that day. Only time in my. Iife 1 w'as ever
known to forget my glasses."—Judge.
"Synnicns is of a very cold nathre."
"He's hot enough now. "flow so?" "Miss
Rex tired him with a sudden passion, and
when he called on her her father fired him
from the premises."—New York Press.
Prof. Greatmind—"have you ever reflect-
ed on the mysterious wonders of electrici-
ty?" Sweet girl—"Indeed I have, and I
don't know yet why my bangs come out
of curl during a thunder- storm."—Good
News.
Wife (after house-cleaning)—"It takes a
woman to bring order out of chaos." Hus-
band (rushing wildly around after his. be-
longings)—"le takes a women to make a
chaos that looks like order."—New York
Weekly.
Misunderstood.—He--"1 hear you attend
the Handel and Haydn performsnces. Were
you present at the 'Creation?'" She (in-
dignantly)—''I suppose you will next want
to know if I sailed in Noah's Ark?"—Boston
Beacon.
"Didn't Miss Speaker make an eloquent
address at our meeting this afternoon ?"
"Beautiful 1 I wonder whether she ever
had any experience in speaking in public ?"
"0, yes ; her father Dena that opera -box
over there, and she attends two or three
times a week."—Harper's Bazar.
Electioneering in Iowa.—Candidate (in
Iowa drug store)•—"Come, gentlemen, wails
right up to tile prescription counter. One
silts at gents;. it's my treat, here, lib...
Pug 7lerk, . plenty, of patieztts • for ye,
$pwt getjtlAmarl, llama ,yy'' diseases,, and,
the eterk will tmat,,y'r metll'cino,"--F1'ttel ,
Running ext(tuses are those whioh you
pay q;'y,iu gees -Augusta Chronicler
That Seclude 13ettol'.=-."I'm sorry I can't
lend yea, ,that. Si, you Se:Iut,"..said.4iis
Bleeoker to her Boston friend, Miss Euler.
atm, ""but the foot is, i'ui dead- broke,"
"1'ln very sorry that we aro both fatally
fractured et the sante time," replied Allies.
Emerson.—Judge.
The. pin manufacturers of the. united
Stites turn tut 18;000,000,000 fans amulet-
ly and :ill e. roan has to .do is to put his arcs
around the waist of the first young woman
who it:tppens along and he'll find the whole
output, or he'll be led to believe he has.--
Boatou ',I'rarieuript, ,
Wheat we get the blues we don't
i s our livers with being -the
'When we get the malaria we
a soft Think it is because we have
tram apposed to open trenches in
the %ray of streets.
Wilma we get sober we don't give
!Skate the credit, but our own neglect.
When we get rich we think we
sorts Stuart.
When we get poor we think wo
,saes st as smart, but not appreciat-
aila.•
tl$'"3aeas,-we get lazy we call it weak-
rlr'K11Yr_
When we get the devil it is pro -
h474 brocauee _we deserve rt : but we
cf .ass, Mee to confess this, at least I.
du(. Do you I
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BRIDAL FANCIES.
11IEea'ried in white,
chasm all Tight ;
Married in gray, you will go far
-ed in black, you will wish
Whack ;
Married in red, you will wish
'roma&dead;
Married in green, ashamed to be
anent ;
1, aaried in blue, he will always
tree;
Married in pearl, you will live in
ea whirl ;
iltarried in yellow, aahamed of
ram fellow ;
Mottled in brown, you will live
contra town ;
$tried in pink, your spirits will
you
have
MAN AND WOMAN,
t Plotoclal, Iteprosentation of Help
Wanted ill:,le ruin Female.
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Help Wanted—Malo.
Alan.
Oft ruled by woman, though themselves are
kings.
Grandly -heroic, vela in smaller things,
They do great deeds—and groat rewards
they claim.
They live for ntonev, if they die for fame.
Mastered by passion. changing for a freak,
Their hearts aro soft, but,very seldom break.
Each for himself creates ,e mimic throne,
And claims a courtto worship him alone.
Their larger minds despise the meaner sins;
They strike with swords, they do not pick
with pins;
Bravo to the world, they face bonne trials ill—
They eat the fruit and blame the woman
still.
—Dorothea A. Alexander.
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Help Wanted—Female.
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THEY''W'eR , NQP walls. PftgPAt E9,
f3Uf'1QUN0A` M
Woman.
From heaven to earth a star descended
(By guides celestial attended),
Predestined to a semblance human,
Still half divine it changed to woman;
The azure from the halls of space
It still retained within its face—
The vestal beauty of the skies
Was inirored in its faultless oyes;
The splendors of the sunlight there
But changed its halo into hair. el
While nese and lily both combined
The hue of lip and cheek designed,
So typical of all that ehe
Most beautiful in both might be.
—Womau's Wants.
HISTHANKS WERE ILLUSTRATED.
Tbs 81010o and Rp>;lhetio.Tale of paddy
•t ntI a.1it#AY -' 1'atr-Sutldan Grief. and
Their Equally $ua'ideln and Qverwbem
lug Joy—A Qulok T ranaition.
At the top of a long hill I mot an old col.
(red man and his wife. ,I;•oth were et least
60 years old, aid wore so out of breath that
.they ltad to sit down to rest.
"Well, uncle, going • somewhere?" I
asked,
"Yes, sab; gwine ober to Scottsville, ash,"
he replied.
"Why, Scottsville is twelve miles from
here"
"Yes, sah, 'bout twelve miles."
"l amp•mooting over there?" I persisted,
as I,noticod that both were dressed in their
Sunday best.
"'No, soh---not'zactly, sah. We's gwine
ober ,lar to a circus,"
"Anil where do you live?"
"On de cross -road, 'bout fo' miles from
heal,. Yes, sale—;;wino over to Scottsville
to see do circus. ] ey say it's do powerful -
est circus dat eber cum into dis stair."
"And your wife wants to see the circus,
too. does she ?"
"She do, sah. She nebber dun see no
eircue in all her bo'n days. All she eber
seed was a camp meeting, an' day doan' hov
no elefants at camp meetin's, yon know.
Dars gwine to be 2,000 elefants at dis cir-
cus, besides all the lions . an' tigers an'
snaixs. When de old woman sees dem
elefants I'spects I'll hey to bold right on
to her—.Yah ! yah ! yah 1"
"'Spoet you will, honey. Yah 1 yah 1
yah 1" she replied.
"You've got the money to go in, have
you ?" I asked.
"Money? Go in? What you mean ?" he
replied.
"tVhy, a circus is held in a tent, and
you'll havo'io pay to go In. I believe .the
seats for colored folks are two bits apiece."
- "Hey to pay to go in? Hey to pay two
bits apiece? Lawd press yo', man, but
Moan' deceive do old folks! Am dat a
fact?"
"R'hy certainly. You didn't suppose you
could go in for nothing, did you?"
"Dat's what Maj, Black's nigger Jim
dun tole us. Lawd sabe uta, but we hain't
got only ton cents to buy ginger -bread
aid!A"
"'n' we won't see dem elefaute an'
lions!" exclaimed the old woman in dire
dismay.
"Reckon not, We's jest busted all to
smash."
She began weeping and wringing her
hands, and he sat there the picture of de-
spair. Presently I asked:
"Phis is a great disappointment to you
isn't it?"
"De powerfullest sort, sah," he answered.
"I'd eauemost redder do cabin bad burned
up "
`Oh! Lawd! how kin I o.,er git ober it!'
she added as she rocked to and fro.
"Well, 1'11 fix you. Here's four bits,
that will take yon into the circus, and I hope
you'll have a good time."
"Oh! Lawd!" be gasped as he stood up.
"Oh! Lawd!" she added as %he wiped
her eyes.
It took them a full minute to realize the
situation. Then he turned to her and
said:
"Honey, didn't I dun tell you the Lawd
would dun fix it somehow so dat wo could
see dem 2000 elefants and de trick mewl.
He's gone an' dun it afore we got half way
dor!"
"Praise de Lawd for eber-mo' -3" -she-re-
plied, as she raised her hands.
And so pleased and excited that they for-
got to return thanks; they clasped each
other's hands, took the middle of •the road,
and resumed their journey at a rum—De-
troit Free Press.
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QA'USEP A 1PIIPU AND Malt ;,EAP,
TO A DlVEll1331,
The eatitnrn part of the State of
North Carolina was shocked some
w903.e sgs by an, affray but}veen'Mr..
W. +'. Gt'l1psly,.of $u.ow fill, elld
the Kiev, J. V. Aburleby, a local
4. ' ►,S'f'Oli." . X L$SXti .
iat71 *PMn RAQi1P I^A'ld" IXQDfI 0141,,
11U1' UA)i; ?! UN nInt,ilevpAl1C3
"Mt,'" .
Chaplain Mortow,.',d , Pethcczly
Faith Home, 1?ittsbuig, 1. 4,, bt(e.
been rotilovetl i'.dr ;kx>lkr sg 4214 ht;g
ging thefemale atteiulan,ts. 11lr.
iIlgrrrow was (aught in the act. on
Methodist minister. , Mr.; Grimily one or two ocoaatbns.
oahght Abernaby kissing Mrs. 'aster Dl`or.row, when, confronted
Grimaly and shot him with a gun with, the charges, acknowledged
loaded with bird shot. The damage their truth and defended his action
on, the plea that it was perfectly
right to kiss whoibsoever he pleased.
He oonfesaed'to having kissed the
colored attendant, Aunt Levinn..
He holds that the doctrine of St.
Paul, whioh approved the holy kiss
as .the proper moans of greeting, is
his doctrine, sand that he had a per-
fect right to (lorry out the direction.
of the scriptures in that particulars
•
A Hungry saran;;er Enjoyed. a Square Meal
• at. the Expense of a Detective. •
A shabbily dressed man, with a lank and
unhappy face, stepped deferentially into the
cigar store at Sixth avenue and Twenty-sev-
enth street at an early houir one night last
week, when Detective Brett of Capt. Reil-
ly's squad happened to be there, with De-
tectives Kemp and Murphy.
"I'm hungry," the stranger whispered
gloomily, "Give me a , dime to get some -
thine to eat."
"I won't give you any honey," said De-
tective Brett; "I disapprove of the practice;
but I'll get you something to eat." Turning
to Detective Murphy, he said: "Take this
poor fellow to the eating house next door,
and tell the proprietor I'll settle for what
he eats."
Then Brett wheeled about and continued
his chat with the cigar dealer. The straw,-
er witlitll'ia'fs,de Was Yea into the Dating
house, where Murphy delivered Brett'',
message.
'Mee -quarters of an hour later Brett
sauntered into the eating house with a
smile on his face. He felt that he had done
a generous act. -
"Well, did vbu give that poor man a
meal!" he asked, cheerily.
"I did, and he seemed to enjoy it huge-
ly," replied the proprietor. "He was
hungry, I can tell you."
"bo he said. What's the check?"
"Eighty-five cents."
"Eighty-five cents!" Brett gasped. "How
does it come to that much?"
"Why ho had a regular swell meal,"
the proprietor responded. "He began on a
dozen raw oysters, then he had a bone sir-
loin, with potatoes and coffee, and wound
np with a twenty cent cigar. Detective
Murphy said to let him have anything he
wanted."
Detective Brett whistled, put a dollar
note on the counter, dropped the fifteen
cents change in his pocket, and looked
thoughtfuL
Detectives Kemp and Murphy laughed
softly; attd fired this bit of philosophy- at
their associate: "Say, pard, I guess it
Would have been a heap cleverer to have.
given the follow the dime he asked for and
let him buy hi''s own meal."
A clay later the postman delivered to De-
tective Brett a postal card. lir one corner
was a clever pencil drawing of the shabby
stranger's lank and unhappy face. In the
other corner was a sketch of the same face
fatteiied by gond oysters and juicy steak.
A cigar protruded from a corner of the
month of the fat face. The drawings bore
the inscriptions "Before" and "After." Be-
tween the sketches was this message:
Detective Brett:
Bless your kind heart for that dinner.
A HIINnaY MAN.
The detective has not been able to dis-
cover who the hungry stranger is. He told
Capt. Reilly that hereafter ho was going to
do hie own ordering for hungry men who
excited his sympathy.—New York Sun.
About Right,
"What did the minister preach about?"
asked a lady of her little son who had at-
tended church.
"He pretehed about two 'murk, ma,"
said the small hopeful.
Each Rada Preference.
"My favorite flower is the orange blos-
som," remarked 'Mabel.
"I think I prefer tha poppy," rey lied
Amy.
A Fll•::,t 1)1 seretr•rn,•.-.
wan not great, A. few days later,
they ,net on the streets of Snow
Hill and a duel ensued. The
preacher was slightly wounded.
AJ1ernaby . was suspended and is
now in Rutherford County.
Yestorday Mr. Grimaly received
a letter telling him to flee to Cali•
fornia or Arizona to save his life.
The writer in the letter tells him
that two -men armed with doublo-
barrelod'gune loaded with the larg-
est kind of buok shot are "camping
len hip trail," but Grimaly is plucky
and ho will not be run out of the
State, and he talks as if he would
shoot the next preacher, who
attempts to take liberties with his
wife.
This is the picture Mre. '1'opriit saw in
the advertisement of the Meteoric stove
polish.
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SOME PECULIAR PRAYERS.
An anonymous writer contributes
to the Atlantic Monthly some re-
collections or stories of the public
prayers of the Puritan fathers of
New England. In a Maine town
near the sen coast, wee ono of many
communities where the men were,
so to speak, a cross between farmers
and sailors, and where, as a natural
consequence, the cultivation of the
soil was sompl:at neglected.
The ministers of the neighboring
town exchanged with the minister
of this community, and as a drought
was upon them, the people sent him
a request that he would pray for
rain. Thie he did, as follows :
'Oh, Lord, thy servant is asked
by this people to pray for rain, and
he does so. But thou knoweet, 0
Lord, that what this soil needs is
dresain'.'
A member of a certain Massachu•
setts parish, prominent for his thrift
and personal consequence, was :deo
notorious for his overbearing as
suptione and pompous air. Under
the distress and fright of a danger-
ous illness he 'put up notes' on
.several successive Sundays and after
his recovery, according to usage, he
offered a note to be read by the
minister expressive of his thanks.
Tho minister was eomowhat
`large' in this part of his prayer, re-
calling the danger and the and the
previous petitions of the 'squire'
and returning leis grateful ackuow
-ledgelntnts- with. the, prayer that
the experience night be blessed to
the spiritual welfare of the restored.
Ile then closed with these words :
'And we pray, 0 Lord, that thy
servant may be cured of that un-
godly strut so offensive in the
sanctuary.'
This is a picture of Mrs. Topflat in her
first attempt to apply the polish according
to ditettirs.
A Tale of Toe.
A little corn on a maiden grew,
Listen to my wail of toe,
Caused by the pinch of a too tight shoe,
Instead of a three a number two.
It growl It grewI
Listen to my wail of too.
As time went on (as time will do),
Listen to my wail of toe.
The corn waxed red—the maiden blue,
'Twos ten times worse than the grip (k,tr-
chew 1)
Too true l Too true!
Listen to my wail of toe.
She had a seat in tiie end of a pew,
Listen to my wail of tee.
And a man witb another seat in view
Put his cowhide boots on her kangaroo,
0, Whew' 0, whew
Listen to my wail of toe.
"Papa, why do we wish people a 'good
appetite,' but not a 'good thirst'?" " Be.
cause that isn't necessary."
SHE HAD A MUSICAL EAR.
"Come hero, Frances, and let
mamma tell her little girl about
heaven."
"That's where the dear Lord lives,
isn't it, mamma l" -
"Yos ; and it is such a happy
place. All the good people go
there when they die, and they all
have harps and play day and night."
"Wi11 every body sing, minute 1"
"Yee my dear."
"Will papa sing t"
"Oh, yes."
"All the time."
"Yes, love."
"Then I don't want to go. "
Dr. Barnes of Scituate had for a
parishioner a rich, but Bard, grasp-
ing, 'penurious, and quarrelsome
man. In course of time he died,
and at his funeral the minister
dealt with him in no gentle phrase.
The next Sunday the bereaved
widow came herself to the parson-
age, bring the usual 'note,' and at
the same time preferring an earnest
request that, as the minister had al-
ready given her husu
sband _ch•_ a
raking at the fnnemal, he would
quietly pass him over in his prayer.
She added that her husband had
always been kind and good to her
and to his family.
'Well, well, we'll see; said the
aged and venerated paster. His
curt relief of himself in his prayer
was this :
'Thou knowest, 0. Lard, that thy
departed servant was a good provid-
er for his family, but beyond that,
his friends think, and we think, the
lees said the better.
DON'TS FOR BACHELORS.
Don't be a bachelor, that's all.
OVERWORKED V. OVER-
EATING.
An abuse that tends to injury of
the brain -workers is excessive eat-
ing. A medical writer recalls to
mind several active brain -workers
who suddenly broke down and
fancied that it was due to over-
stuffing on their part. The furnace
connected mith their mental machin-
ery became clogged up with ashes
an'd carbon in various shapes and
forms, and as a result disease came,
and before the cases were fully ap-
preciated a demoralised condition of
the nervous system was manifested,
and they laid the flattering unction
to their souls that they had indulged
in mental overwork. Hard work,
mental or physical, rarely ever kills.
If a mild amount of physical ex-
ercise be taken, and a judicious
amount of food be furnished, the
bowels kept open in the proper
manner, the eurface be protected
with proper clothing, and the in-
dividual cultivates a philosophical
nature and absolutely resolves to
permit nothing to annoy or fret
him, the chances are that he can do .
almost au unlimited amount of
work for an indefinite length
of time, bearing in mind
always that when weariness comes
ho must rest, and not take stimulants
and work upon any false capital.
The tired, worn-out slave should
not be scourged to additional labour.
Under such.atimulus the slave may
do the task, but he soon becomes
crippled and unfit for work. The
secret of successful work lies in the
direction of selecting good nutii-
tious;food,taken in proper quantities,
not eaten as a "gourmand ;" the
adoption of regular methods o€
work, and the rule of resting when
.pronounced Jig re
e ,psts
en, -Itself,
and determining not to permit
friction, worry, or fretting to enter
.inter into his :ifs.—Science Sift -
i n g e. • . .
Don't presume upon your inde-
pendence.
Don't button yourselves up in
yourselves.
Don't be too 'palavering' with the
women.
Don't think a bachelor is the best
form of mon.
Don't forget that you are growing
old very rapidly.
Don't try to prevent yourselves
loving little children.
Don't try to hide that bald spot or
the streaking gray hairs.
Don't remain as you are any
longer than you can help yourselves.
Don't think because you think a
bachelor is the happiest man in the
world that he is really so.
ATTRACTED BY AN ENEMY.
DEAR SIRS,—About a year ago I had
a very bad attack of dyspepsia, For
nearly four months I never ate a meal
without suffering pain after. I bad got
so weak I could scarcely walls, when one
day I sew an advertisement for B. B. B.
and thought 1 would try a bottle. Four
bottles eared me completely, and I am
strong and healthy.
MIss JANET STUART,
Muskoka Falls, Ont,
A WOMAN'S INFATUATION.
Rock ford, Illinois, was astounded
the other day by a acaudal.
Mre. J. H. Patterson, prominent
in the Women's Christian Temper-
ance Union and the superintendent
of the jail work for that organiza-
tion, was discovered by her husband
with a former prisoner whom she
has been trying to save.
Patterson works in the country,
and is only home occationally
nights. Saturday night he came
home suddenly, and claims he found
Charles Clark, alias Charier
Messner, who was recently let out of
jail here, and who, it will bo re- ,
membered-, made atrutuped up con-
fession regarding the Purdy murder
case, in his wife's room. IIe went
to the police and tried to have them
arrested, but having no warrant this
could not bo done. So he took his -
three boys and loft her.
Mts. Petterson admitted to a re-
porter that Messner was in her
room, but said that be was trying to
reform and lead a better life and that
he dropped in occassionally to gat-
her assistance in studying the
Sunday -school lesson and he stopped
into he -abed -room to black his shoes
and slick up, so as to make a good -
appearance on Sunday. She says
that Patterson has said he would
kill herby inches and started the
stories to ruin her reputation. She
also said that her husband was de-
serving of the penitentiary.
The peculiar feature of the affair
is that Clark, alias Messner, is a
professional crook born and bled,
and is a low, brutal -appearing fel-
low, with no graces to commend bine
to women.