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The Huron News-Record, 1891-12-16, Page 3tilt One tie, the :preeen00. etf, titbit be elni11eed, 18 1404 effeetusllllle • ore be the us of ,l :stets Sariaapa• emesis. Be 3as!ke! You get 4yer'e ,and. no. *Owe and take it till the poleo>toue leahl. 4i iheeouglaly melted front the LPA ehellspge attentiou.tk- seise! ; tt..►,t,.,...- y t� 'r+l'4oat tw reare ago, after flufferin nesriy ewe „Team trent rheumatfo .. bin stole to Walkonl�' wftea great and Whig :'tried wer'tonie trolnsdiee, indxiding, Minuses waters, w ant ;diet, X Itwep' IJyr tan advertise- tt;1n a . Mea ps: eat anal had keen xelfeved et Ws lfi$tresaipgg Com, t, afte song, airffering, by taking. r'a 8sraaparille„ , 'tben decided to ea trial of tole laiedtcine; and took Oar y for lelgrt m9athsr arse am, !pi ell.ee'state "siest it baa effected a •eoa!trpletei pum f•ha!e.eine° heal. no. re• ot; the dlitease, '—Mrs, R. ` wing 49"-Y00,149, eat 12Gt1; et., NOW York. YFOrre year ago I was taken ill yvitir iaeausmator rheumatism, bei' con- 'fined to my ouae: $ix montbe. came out of the sickness; very noels-debilie seated, with no• appetite, and lay eyatemn• disorde;sero every way. X: commenced weitag'.$yer'e Sarsaparilla and began td 'bnprOYa at oace. gaining in strength easel- soon: recovering my uaua!'heallth. • E.eanrsotttaytoo much in praise of this well-known medicine. —Mrs. ,L,. A. Steelfellastatas N. 11. yers Sarsaparilla, U *airmen ax ' 1pr. J C.cAyer & Co., Lowell, Mats. t`i'rSs4 $1 pir,,pe rtes,$5-. Worth $5 a bottle. i,. Theiuron News -Record 1,50 a Year—$1.25 in Advance. Wednesday Dec. 16th, 1891. SECRET SOCILrIEs. The Piesbytorian Council of Tor- -onto is composed of gentlemen hold- - ing office in the various congrega- tione of that body in the oity. Last night in the lecture room of Knox church those gentlemen to the number of 40 mot to discuss :that eubject, dear to the heart of Dr, Parson : Can church members emn istontly be members of organize - tions outside of the church 1 Over their deliberations presided Mr. Mortimer Clark. First to wrestle with the subject was the Eel/. Wm. Burns. He con- fined his deliverance chiefly to the societies which aro generally de- scribed as "benefit orders" and of them he was by no means laudatory. Re held- that it was illogical to claim that organizations which were avowedly organized with the object •of yielding to their members pecuy, aiary return should be termed bene - i Lent. There was, he said, much wrangling and internal dissensions tvithin these bodies. In proof he instanced the unfortunate interne- cine disagreements which are, or were, racking these Orders. MIL 'CARLYLE DISAGREES. Following Mr. Burne, and taking friendly issue with him, came Mr. Wm. Carlyle, ex -alderman of St. Andrew's ward. Although there was a financial side to most of the ` transactions of these bodies, Mr. Carlyle did not think there was by any means wanting that aiding fel- lowship in which they professed to • believe. Ho knew of a certain lodge of Oddfellows in the city which was paying the dues of four members, who were through poverty unable to pay up their assessmeuts. Mr. J. S. Dale thought the secrecy which was a part of the working of the organizations was usually of mall importance. What he had joined the bodies to which he be• longed for, was the insurance, and . he did not expect to get any more than -he paid for. He considered his relation to the church of infinite- ly more importance than his allegi- ance to the societies. I1iTFLUENOE ON THELABOUn MARKET. Archibald . Maemurchy, M. A,, said be knew little of the societies but said he had frequently found that. -the city was so thoroughly organized by these bodies that it was almost imposeible to obtain em- ployment unless the applicant was a member of one of these organiza- tions. He thought this was rather selfishness than benevolence. Then arose a clean ahavod gentle - Min who would not give his nacre to the reporters. "I'm from the country," etid he, "and I don't want niy name in any newspapers." He talked remark- ably, and to this effect :— "Masonry is a religion by itself. Ia Blue Lodge Masonry the Saviour's name cannot bo mention- ed. Yet the Masons claim that they are Christians. They say that they have an emblem of Christian- ity, the All seeing, eye hung up in ih 'r lodge rooms. Perhaps Mason - a one of those systems which St. civ denounced. Then, again, Mations are obliged to abjure the right of private judgment. There is a great resemblance in this be- ' tweets;Masonry and the Zoroastrian atm -worship, the thing which drove the children of Israel from rho land of Canaan. It is not a long step between the highest of these so • iiietiea and tho Mollie Maguires' and, the Ku Klux. They all work far their mutual advancement. `Canadians are in little better situa- tion than were the children of Israel. If all Canadians were Ma - trona the Lord would have the coun- try inv'adod b the Fouiane or some other jiligt,lok and the dominion aimed `ba cleliopulated." As ,a Member the M*MQuia Drder,; lair,. Coorge Ora re arose. in :eta defence,, Ile vas: ,Bute. itdid naught but. good, and he must say that he had never observedin any lodge the.,wao'tpf piques respect for religion. Ile felt thathis nsefril• Rees .aa. a .eheroh tnomber had been by no tgeane weakened b,' Ms gen ne,atron With Aiasgnryt 1)R. PrtreepNS PErelati, These gentlemen • having said their say, Rev. Dr. ParJl,4net the in- augurator of the discussion, read hie reply. • The queetion, he said, con - earned only the interests of the church,-thrqugll .the loyalty of iia subjects. No assault uponeect'ot societies„ had been intended,and therefore the aiecusaion could right- ly`' be applied to memkers of churches.' The only effort had been to bring light to bear on the question. It was, originally claim- ed the churches ,dere doing more in the matter of private and personal benevolence and helpfulness than all the secret societies combined. Theft there was to be considered tete vast amount of capital, time, in- fluence and labour, thrown into these organizations for other pur- poses than protection and benevol ence. In Ontario there are 434 lodges of 'Masons, 29 of them in Toronto. There were in Toronto 400 associations which met under the oath of secrecy. Large num- bers of PROFESSING CHRISTIANS were in these societies, and in some lodges, the meetings depended upon them for support. Tho simple question was, might not these Christians throw their whole power, according to promise, into the moot• inge and the work of their respeo- tivo churches and thus break up the prevailing indifference to vital religion ' It was not intended that the pledges of secrecy in regard to tem- perance and other organizations of the same kind, were of the same character as the oaths required in older associations, but secrecy, even for a good object, was held to be detrimental rather than helpful, After going over some of his familiar arguments, Dr. Parsons coucluded thus : "Viewed in this light, secret societies do not pro- mote the object of the Christian church, and are not in harmony with its principles. They are not designed either to foster or to spread the Christian religion. Their main objeots are social and selfish, merely applying to those assooiatod with them for the sake of benefit. Accordingly, as we are to instruct and lead others by ex- ample as well as precept, members of Christian churches cannot consis- tently with their confession enter into these connections or maintain them.'' _ IRELAND AND TUE IRISH. DUBLIN, Dec. 7.—Mr. T. D. Sullivan, M. P, at a political meets ing at Merton last week, was asked by ars elector if it was a fact that in 1885, when he was Lord Mayor, of Dublio, he was present in his official capacity when the toast of A. M. the Queen was hissed. Mr. Sallie van admitted that such was the case, but times had quite changed since that, and the mine of the Queen would not now he received with hisses in Ireland. Times certainly do change iu this volatile land of ours. Fancy the much -hated Bals four leaving Ireland with the best wishes and respect of all classes following him, while Tim Healy is. afraid to stir out without police protection, and the houses of Dillon and other patriots have to be guard- ed night and day. IRISH JARVIES WROTH. Tito Eveningrelegraph has drawn down the wrath of the Dublin jarvies by an article which appeared" in its columns, holding up to r•idi, rule the hackney horses of the city and their drivers. Now, it is well known that there is no place where you will see better hack horses or get a smarter drive than in this same city of Dublin, and the "Larry Doolins" are naturally highly in- censed,' and have boycotted the Telegraph. The turn -out of hack- ney horses and "cars" at last Dublin Horse ShuFi' was a splendid one, and any one who has gone by road to "Punchestown" knows how a Dublin car -man can drive, OLD IRISH FAMILIES. Mr. MacDermott, who has be. come quite a hero (in the comic papers especially) for his horsewhip- ping of Healy, belongs to one of the old Irish families. The head of the tribe is The MacDermott, Q. C., who still retrins the ancient title of Prince of Coolavin, while the Mac• Dermott-Roe', represents another branch. Amongat other old Celtic titles recognized in Ireland are those of the Knight of Glin (Desmond Fitzgerald), and the Knight of Kerry (Sir Maurice Fitzgerald, equerry to H, R. H. the Duke of Connaught. The "The's" are re- presented by the Maovermott•Roo ; The MacGillycuddy of the Reeks. The O'Conor Don. The O'Douoghoe of the Glens, M. P., (a nephew of the late Dan. O'Connell), The 0'. p Gorwert-ltiatbgbawuan, (;Flahon)) The Oliainel. or Chief of., 11y The O'Donovan, who- rejoices inthe everyday namd: of 11<eiir'y W.inth, arpo, wliiolt has snot at All a 'Celtic ging about it :. The O'Grady of Kill, llaflyowen. The Q'lleine, (or-, lteijtls,l', Q'Kolly, of Gallaglt.Caetle, County 0tuiway) is a count of the holy Empire. There are a good many Papal counts in Ireland whose tine arerecognized, and we also have a Bwediah 4.aron (De Robeck) who ia.ono of tie most popular then. in the land, and for a number of years toaster of that noted pack of foxhounds, "The Kildaree." intent to ABROAD, What a knack Irishmen have of working themselves into high, places when they leave this .unfortunate country 1 There is Captain Shaw, chief of the London Metropolitan. Fire. Brigade, who retires after a long and honorable service. and hes been made a K. C. B. by her Majesty. He was at one time an officer in the Westmeath Rifles, and was always a great favorite. THE C. P. R. THE CONNECT- ING LINK. The troopship Tyne having on board the relief crew' for the war ships Champiou and Pheasant, of the pacific squadron, arrived at Halifax, Door. 6th, from Ports- mouth, Eng., ahead of time. The Tyne left Portsmouth on the 24th November. Shortly after leaving port she encountered strong north- westerly winds, developing into very heavy blows at times. On the 28th a howling storm set in. The wind was dead ahead, and blowing with hurricane force. The ship on this day made only four knots an hour. The werther continued very bad until December 1. On the 29th the wind blew at the rate of 50 miles an hour. The ship, however, rode through tho gale admirably, the only damage done being a few panes of glass smashed in the deck- house. To a reporter, Commander Pollard, of the Tyne, said : "I should prefer the Hilifiax route. This trip is made principally as an experiment in the relieving of crews of ships belonging to the Pacific squadron. Ii„it terminates successfully the Imperial Goveru- meent will adopt the route prefer - once to the one by way of Panama." "Have you ever been at Van- couver 1" "Yes, I was there last year. I have also been at Panama, and am in a position to give a fair opinion as to the two routes." "Which route will you recom- mend to the Government 1" "I will recommend the route to Vancouver by way of Ilalifax." "Then you believe this experi- mental trip will be a success 1" "I do. The run across from Portsmouth to Halifiax occupied about twelve days. On arrival at Hslifiax the relief crews are afford- ed excellent accommodation in the C. P. R. trains, which for speed and equipment are second to none in the world. The trains will only take about seven days to transport the men from Halifax to Vancouver, and ships to be relieved have only a comparatively short distance 16 go from Eequimalt to Vancouver." "You have taken relief crews for the Pacific squadron in the Tyne via Panama's" "Yes, the distance to Panama is 12,000 miles, whereas to Halifax it is only 2,500 or so. The ships to be relieved have to sail the long distance of 3,000 miles faom Esqui- mau, and 3,000 more returning by the Panama route. The time is great as compared with the Halifax route:' It takes the Tyne 30 days to go from Portsmouth to Panama, whereas to Halifax it only takes 12 days. The ships to be relieved by the Panama route will waste just 25 days, which together with the 60 days occupied on the run from Portsmouth to Panama and return makes a total of 85 days. The Halifax route will only take about 34 days," "How about the expenses 1" "Well they will be about the same, but the distance and time are considerable, and will be important factors when the Government is coming to a decision, The success of the trip depends largely upon the C. P. R. If it does its part of the business well, there is no doubt but the Government will decide in favor of the Halifax route." —A novel feature in communion service was inaugurated in the Cleve• land Scoville avenue Methodist Episcopal church Sunday. It has been customary in the Methodist church to serve comtnunion wine to all partakers from one cup. Rev. H. Webb held that is was as much a vulgarism to do so as to require a tea party to drink from the same tea cup, and, on the ground of decency, good taste and politeness, he furnished each member who at- tended the service with a separate cup. There were seventy-two in all and the cups would not go round so some of them had to be washed. Some of the conservative members are inclined to grumble- at the de- artalre from orthodox . BOW ,� THEY : N4QY A 4t/IET SVat4tNG. QUI R A QOM QF CA.RUS, - ?VAiets Xteents .till Want nut fa 604 lsiarrad. Tgw.arde tee. Melee' l?y elms Old Trnn's x>'npetuon}q Repudiatt:un� o all A4uttno;ity ere» Iioylq�s,. "Smith was staking me to -day," wits Mr, Bowser, ea he laid, do wrt. itis ever►ieg .paper. "if we wouldn't drop ever some eveeing end We a four -}sanded game of .euchre with th.a►n." Why, I ahould like to go over any even- ing," replied Alrs. Bowser. "Ile and hie wife play moat ovary even - g" in `i3Yee?" "t1f you only knew how to play we might Piave a game now and then.„ "I bays been told that 'play fairly well," sheet e qui ly replied. - "Have, oh? I suppose we might have a game it two, though of coarse. I can play my cards with my eyes shut. Have you got a pack around:" • _ "Mr. Boweer, I am perfectly willing to play, but you must promise me, not to get - mad if you are beaten." • "Mad! What are you talking aboutl The idea of getting mad over a game of cards!" "Do you promise?" "My dear woman, in about ten minutes from now you will begin to turn red and white and get so mad that a yoke of oxen can't hold you. You are the one to make promises. Get the cards, and if you win one game out of ten I'll buy you a $20 hat." "If I win more Hames than yon do—you won't—you won't Leel put out?" she asked as they sat down to the table. "Good lands ! hut what is the woman talking about ? Mrs. Bowser, I've played more games of euchre than you've got hairs on your head, and no one ever knew me to feel anything but serene: A hus- band who cant play a game of tarda with his wife without getting mad had hotter hang up. Go ahead and deal. The poor - oat player atwaye has the deal. Hearts is trumph, eh ? Ah, ha 1 I will proceed to lead this." Mr. Bowser had a good hand and scored IT TICKLED HIM. a march, and after counting up he leaned back and laughed and asked : "Any other little game that you can play better than this, Mrs. Bowser?" He dealt and scored another point and chuckled some more, and when the game was finished she had scored only one point. "Beginning to get reel in the face al- ready—hal ha! ha!" he laughed. "You have promised not to get mad, though, and I shall hold you to it." She had nothing to say, but scored a march,.on the new game. Mr. Bowser tried hard to laugh, but three or four minutes later, when the game was finished and she clapped her hands and shouted: "Chicago" ; there wasn't a sign of a smile on his face as ho replied: "Do you want to wake up the whole town? Perhaps you don't know that I gave you that game just to encourage you. You looked ready to cry," "Please don't give the any more." "Don't you worry! You doutt get an- other single point to -night!" She did, though. She got the first point on the new game and he began to look very sober. He brightened up a little when he scored one, but that was all he got on the game. "That's even games, and I'm a Chicago ahead!" she exclaimed, as she counted, "Oen, it is, eh? It's a wonder you didn't get the other game, as well! Swindling and cheating at cards dont seem to trouble some people's consciences!" "But I didn't cheat!" "Um! Don't try it again, Mrs, Bowser! Spades is trump, and what do you do?" "I order you up." "Order me up, what's that for?" "Because that's the best I have!" "You can't do it! You have got to pass! " "No, I haven't. If I think I can make a point I can order you up, of course." "I doi4; believe its; but rather than have a great funs over it 111 take it up. What are you leading the right -bower for?" "I want to take all the tricks. I can lead any way I want to, can't I?" "Oh, well, go ahead and see how you'll come out!" She came out by winning the game, while Mr. Bowser had scored only two points. "That's a game and a Chicago ahead, Mr. Bowser! Instead of one game out of ten, I've won two out of three!" "Yrs, but how did you win 'em? If you'd played honestly, you wouldn't have scored two points on a game ! There's the trump. What do you do?" "I order you up, ' said Mrs. Bowser. "Order me up! You can't do it!" "Of course I can." "Not much! No one ever heard of such s thing!" "Hoyle says that if you have a strong hand and think"— "Hoyle! Hoyle!" he shouted as ha rose "YOU CAN'T De IT1" ap and waved his arms around. "Who is Boyle? Does Hoyle run this family? Is Hoyle ;playing this game of cards or are ree?'' "But, my clear, Hoyle is authority on cards." "'Never! I allow no man to make rules for mel You either say you'll pass or I don't play any more." and be turned it down, .8be teen made the trtitmp hearts. "Iterou Cant do it," 1. , Perslated. , 1a p9 atsted< "When turn .down diamonds. ;bow eau you til aka it heaete2" s,n: t I make it what:I witih?' " o, ma'am,you can't ---not intitie garnet If you were playing with sows O a r. old baby you 5 Might play a baby g me hitt you've dither get to play a Weight game or quit!" "Mr. Bowser, 3lovle saysthat when your c;Nponsnt ."Ifeyle again ? i tell. you Rovlo lia,s nothing to de with it 1 There 1 We don't play any more. I knew how it would end when we sat :down I" "Don't be foolish, Mr. Bowser." "Foolish I Do Iron suppose I'tn going to sit here and be cheated out of my eye- teeth ? It's mighty funny that" a woman can't play an honest game of cards 1" "I'm afraid, dear, that you don't really understand the game of euchre," she re- plied. "I don't; ell! 1 f, + who was playing euchre forty years before you were born, don't un- derstand the game ! That settles it, Aire. Bowser—settjea it forever! If I should, live to be ten thousand years old I'd never play anther game with yea!' I see new why so many husbands are driven from home— why so many go to destruction. - It's because they can't find any comfort at home!" "Mr. Bowser, you promised me before we sat down that"—.-- • "And who rattled this row? Who set out to deliberately swindle and cheat? But it's no use to say more. I ought to have known better. Every husband ought to know bet- ter. Smith is an infernal old liar and I'm going to bed!" The End of PaIL An antiquated katydid, Whose wing' are growing hoarse, Sits on a tree at noonday, Quite tilled with grim remorse. His pale green friends°have Ieft him; He's stife, he scarce can crawl; For hi—ho—Jomimy! 'tis the tail end of Fall. Heaps of yellow pumpkins Are lying'gainst the fence, And leaves are thick on everything— To sweep 'em isn't sense. A bluebird's in the neighborhood, I hear his autumn 'sail; For iii—ho—Jemimy! 'tis the tail end of Fa11. I tneagt to ask Phitena To marry me in June; I really thought I'd whoop it NI Enduring the August moon. If I don't cut and ask her, She won't marry me at all; For hi—ho—Jemimy1 'tis the tail end of Fall. 4 SMALL BUT SMART. Apt; Observations and Pat Replies by Young Folks. Most of these "funny ones" now following are from Harper's Young People: Barclay, who is undergoing severe pun- ishment because he has been suspected of letting a kitten loose in the'school-room, laughs as though he enjoyed it. Teacher (hanging up the rod)—"Barclay, why do you laugh?' Barclay—"I can't help it, Miss Bray ; you've whipped the wrong boy," FINANCIALLY CORRECT. Teacher (in a New Orleans school) -- "Durand, what does impecunious mean?" Durand (who has but one name for a half- dime)—"An impecunious boy is a boy that has not a picayune to his name.' SYMPATHY" "Our baby is awfully nice," remarked Mabel. "It pulled my hair yesterday, and then cried because I did." WONDERFOL. "Oh, yea," answered Freddy, in reply to his father's question. "It's perfectly safe to skate, for the ice is two feet thick and the water is only twelve inches in the deep- est part." TIIE DISCOVERER OF WHALEBONE. Teacher—"Now, Tommy, tell" me who first discovered whalebone." Tommy—"Jonah." As YOUNG EYES SEE IT. 2 Aunt Jane—"What a disgraceful spec- tacle those two tipsy men are making of themselves?" Robbie—"Yes; a pair of spectacles, aunty. A LATE FALL 'ONO How doth the little busy bee, Improve each shining hour? Well at the present moment he Is looking for a flower. ON A WHALEBACR. Smart Small Boy—"Say, mamma, take me on the 'whaleback.' " Mother (hard of hearing)—"On a whale's back! Mercy, no, child! The whale might go under." Coming Events Cast Their Shadows 13e - fore. —Texas Siftings. A IT'O nap Tries It. Husband (sick at home)—"Did you mail that letter I gave you ?" Wife (back from hurried shopping tour) —"No, I forgot it until the last moment." "It was very important." "Oh, it's all right. I gave it to a little boy who promised to give it to another little boy whose half -uncle lives next door to a letter -carrier." That Was Too Much. Mrs. Gazzam (to Mrs. Scadds)—"I un- derstand that youe son is engaged to Miss Fl pp.". hire. Scadds (indifferently)—"Ah?" Mr's. Gazzam—"Yes, and he swears he'll marry her." Mrs. Scadds (energetically)—"Well, I'll take measures to stop !lst." lio Othello. Desdemona Davis (bursting into tears)-- "It's too bad of him—he knows that I love him, and yet--" I' milia Emerson—"Yat what ?" Desdemona Davis—"He lets me flirt with anyone I wish to, and doesn't say a word." Designating the Position. Hunker (with a look at a lady in de- cided deeollete)—"What a football player she would make!" est tgorily fts Batu ^ _Spatts :What ould sht+playl" Paancei. m".-uva 'Fills bis&k s ;AMt38 FOR BPI',PA,I;I1T,. Dxperiwelits made by the Ontarla Agricultural Farm authorities have led to the following conclueiQns • 1. Thatlambs can be fattened.auc• eessfully in censid'orable MAW*: in ono building whet (3ubdividgd into moderately sized groups. '2, That average grade lambs VIM fatten satisfaotorily iu autympl and winter when fed daily a ration ,co aiatipg of some -rape for a time,n . 1.30 lbs, grain, 1.01 lbs.' hay, and $.07 lbs, of roote. 3. That averagegrede lambs when; fed in winter similarly to those in this experiment will make a gain of 50 lbs. in six monibe, that is to say, 255 ib. per day, or 8 25 lbs. per month, 4. That with the prices charged in this experiment, average grads lambs can be. fettered in winter at a daily cost of 2.07 cents for food. 5. That autumn shorn lambs are the moss suitable for springo ship- ment, as they occupy less space Olt shipboard, they better resist changes - of weather and present a more attractive appearance ill the market. • 6. That it will pay to ship iambi", to. Britain at an advance of two - cents per pound, live weight, over what can be obtained here, but the price obtained -in Britain last season was not quite equal to seven cents per pound, live weight, in Ontario. 7. That there is room for a largo• and profitable trade in fat grade lambs between Canada and Britain, providing thee are shipped early in. the season. Prof. henry of the Wisconsin Experimental Station thinks that sheep are more profitable than hogs in States where corn is not abund— ant. He says :— "It coat $2,61 to produce 100 pounds of gain with thb lambs. and $4.03 to accomplish the same with pigs. If these figure are correct, the farmers of this State should feed sheep, and let the great corn States take care of the hogs." Then another American authority referring to the statement :— There was never a time when fat sheep wont begging for a market, says : Oh, yes, there was, and will be again.. In the winter of '72 and '73 it was nearly impossible to sell a carcase of glutton for more than $2. and thousands of them sold at 50 cents per head after the pelt waa taken off. We have purchased dressed carcasses of GO lbs. each for $1. What the feeder got for his work and feed we cannot say, but probably not more that 60 cents. If flock owners all turned their at- tention to producing mutton it would not take more than two years to glut the market so completely that'not a carcass would bring back the cost of food conserved. The strength of the market for mutton, depends largely upon the great ma- jority of the flocks being kept for wool -growing, and only a small pro- portion of them fed for the butcher. • THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. The singular and various uses of words in the English language are seen in the following words and their meanings : A Frenchman, while looking at a number of vessels. exclaimed, "Sea what a flock of ships!" He was told that a flock of ships was called a fleet, but that a fleet of sheep was called a flock. To assist him in mastering the intricacies of the English language, lie rias told that a fbek of girls was called a bevy, that a bevy of wolves is called a pack, but that a pack of cards is never called a bevy, though a pack of thieves is called a gang, and a gang of angels is drilled a host, while a host of porpoises is termed a shoal. He was told that a host of oxen is termed a herd, and a herd of chil- dren is called a troop, and a troop of partridges is termed a covey, and a covey of beauty is called a galaxy, and a galaxy of ruffians is etlled a horde, and a horde of rubbish is called a heap, and a heap of bul- locks is called a drove, and a drove of blackguards is called a mob, and a mob of whales is called a school, and a school of worshipers is called a congregation, and a congregation of engineers is called a corps, and a corps of robbers is called a band, and a band of locusts is called a crowd, and a crowd of gentlefolks is called the elite. The last word be- ing French, the scholar understood it and asked no more. Had he asked the meaning of "sleeper" he might have been told a sleeper is one who sloops. A sleeper is that in which the sleeper sleeps. A sleeper is that on which the sleeper rune while the sleeper sleeps. Therefore while the sleeper sleeps in the sleeper, the sleeper carries the sleeper over the sleeper under the sleeper until the sleeper which carries the sleeper over the sleeper under the sleeper jumps the sleeper and wakes the sleeper in the sleeper by striking the sleeper on the aloeper, and there is no longer any sleeper in the sleeper on the sleeper. —The municipal nominations were hold throughout Manitoba Monday of last week. oda