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Head Offi.ce, - MONTREAL
THOMAS WORKMAN, President.
J. EL i4 MOLSON, The -President.
WQLFERSTA.N THOMAS, General Manager,
Notes disconnted, Collections, made, Draft
iiiSlted, Sterling and American ex -
Change bought and sold at low-
est current rates.
IMAM AT 4 PAA.OLINT. ALLOW= jOHDDISPOSIT
17.A.71.1*.,2 Money advanced to fanners on their own note
with one or more endereare. No mortgage re
quired as security.
H.O. BREWER,
Manager,
February. 1884 CLINTON
G. D. McTaggart
BANKER,
ALBERT STREET, CLINTON.
ilGSSERAL BANKING BUSINESS
TRANSACTED.
Notes Discounted. • - Drafts Issued.
Interest Allowed on Deposits.
Clinton, June 8tb, 1801 659y
penttotry.
4114"
TC. Bruce, L.D.S.
Surgeon Dentist. Graduate Royal College of
Dental Surgeons of Ontario. Under Graduate
University of Toronto.
ffice—Keefer's old stand, Coats' Block, Clinton.
N.B.—Will visit Blyth, professionally, every
Monday at -Mason's Hotel. 575—y
G. H. COOK,
Licentiate of Dental Surgery, Honor Gra luate
kof the Toronto School of Dentistry.
Nitrous Oxide G3,3 administered for the painless
xtraetion teeth.
Office—Smith's Block, upstairs, opposite the
Post Office, Clinton.
Rffi" Night Bell answered. 492y
Ittedirat.
DR. GUNN
W. Gunn, M. D. L. It. 0. F. Edinburgh L. R. C.
S. Edinburgh Licenciate of the Midwifery, Edin.
Office, on corner of Ontario and %Villiam Ste.,
Clinton.
DR. TURNBULL.
J. L. Turnbull, M. B, Toronto Univ. ; M. D ;
0. M., Victoria Univ. M. 0. P. ..fe S. Ont, ;
Fellow of the obstetrical society of Edinburgh.
Late of London, Eng., and Edinburgh hospitals.
Office :—Dr. Dowsley's stand, Rattenbury St.
Night calls answered at Grand Union Hotel.
Electric night boll at front entrance.
J. %SHAW, M. D. C. M.
J. W. Shaw, M. D. 0. M., Physician, Surgeon,
ticcoucher, etc. OtRce in tho Palace block,
Rattenbury St., formerly occupied by Dr. Reeve,
Clinton Ont.
MANNING & SCOTT,
Barristers, 4.c.,
ELLIOTT'S BLOCK, CLINTON.
Money to Loan,
A. H. MANNING. JAS. SCOTT.
DAVISON & JOHNSTON, Law, Chancery,ancl
Conveyancing. Office—West Street, next
door to Poet Office, Ooderich, Ont. 67.
Rft HAYS, Solicitor, &c. Office, corner of
. * Square and West Street, over Butler's Book
Store, Goderia, Ont. 67.
. rtglf Money to lend at lowest rates of interest.
ECAMPION, Barrister,Attorney, Solicitor in
Chancery, Conveyancer, Ate. Office over
Jerdan's Drug Store, the rooms formerly occu
pied by Judge Doyle.
841' Any amount of money td loan at lowest
atos interest. 1.1y.
Attatottgeriati.
BALL,
A LTOTTONEER for Huron County. Sales at-
tended to in any part of the County. Ad,
dress ordera to GODNILICH P. 0. V-17.
CHAS. HAMILTON,
A UCTIONEER, land, loan and insurance agent
Blyth. Sales attended in town and country,
an reasonable terms. A list of farms and village
for sale. Money to loan on real estate, at
'ow rates of interest. Insurance effected on all
lassos of property. Notes and debts collected.
Goode appraised, and sold on commission. Bank-
rupt stocks bought and sold.
Blith, Deo. 16, 1880.
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CLINTON.
Life Size Portraits a Specialty,
proteg to Xettd
MONEY.to lend In large or small sums a
good Mortgages or personal security a
the lowest current rates. H. HALE, Huron et
Clinton. ,
ClInton, Feb. 25,1881 ly
MONEY.
A large awn:4 Of Prillaed money to loan- Low -
et rate of .erot O. A, •IIARVV,.
Selleitor &a.
Offlo
- Perriu•sl3lock.
FOR SALE.
Noir or in sefantte kits, to mit Purchasers. For
rrinEstiosoRiBER,Q1ters for sale four eligible
Building Lots fronting M bort filtreek,hae
two fronting On Rattenbury Street; either en
further part eiders apply to the unciereigncd.—g.
WESLEY, Clinton. 138S
AJOIU8W.
The Clinton Lodge, No. 144, nmetein Jackson's
Hall, Victoria Block, the let and Srd Fridays in
each month. V sitors cordially invited. 11.
Swamis, 11.W.; J. Baas, Recorder. 599y
VinOontr.
elLINTON Lodge, No. 84, A. F. & A.
lo meets every Friday, on or atter the
moon, Visiting brethren cordially invited.
aloft HEYWOOD, w. M. OWEN BALLARD, Sac
Clinton Jan. 14, 1850. 1.
0.1) 111,V.
L. 0. L. No. 710,
°IAN 'TO N,
Meets SECOND Monday of every
month. Hall, lad fiat, Victoria
;block. Visiting brethren always
90 made welcome.
W. G. SMITIT, W. M
CANTELON, Sec. 'WM A ROSS, D. M
Airs
`g ark gnightO
Jubilee .Preceptory No. 1811
(Black Knights of Ireland)
Meets in the Clinton Orange Hall, the second
Wednesday of every month, ut 7.30 o'clock in
the evening. Visiting Sir Knights will always
:9:OYU a hearty welcome,
A. M. T000, Worshipful Preceptor
GEORGE HANLEY, Depot} Preceptor
Pert CANTELON, Registrar
Royal Black Precoptory 3A71
Black Knights of Ireland,
Meets in the Orange Hall, Blyth, the Wedne
day after full moon of every month.
Royal Black Proceptory 315
Black Knights of Ireland,
Meets in the Orange Hall, Goderich, the Third
Monday of everyinenth. Visiting Knights always
made welcotne.
W II MURNEY, Preceptor Goderich P 0
JAMES RUSK, Reg,istrar, doderich 1' 0
S. HURON ORANGE DIRECTORY.
1891
Names of the District Masters, Primary
Lodge Masteis, their post office ad-
dresses and date of meeting.
BIDDULPH DISTRICT.
John Nell, W.D.M., Centralia P. 0.
219—S. Harlton. Greenway, Friday on
or before full moon.
662—Thomas Coursey, Lucan, Saturday
on or before full moon.
493—Richard Hodgins, Centralia, Wed-
nesday on or before full MOOD.
826—WIlliam Haggart, Grand Bend,
Wednesday on or before full moon.
890—W. E. McRoberts, Maplegrove,
Wednesday on or before full moon.
924—Henry Lambrooe, Exeter, 1st Fri-
day In each month.
1071—John Halls, Elimville, Saturday
on or before full moon.
1097—James Cathers, Sylvan, Monday
on or before full moon.
1210—Jarnes Gibson, West McGillivray,
Thursday on or before full moon.
1343—Robert Sines'Crediton, Tuesday
on or before full moon.
610—Joseph Huxtable, Centralia, Fri-
day on.or after full moon.
GODEBIOn DISTRICT.
Geo. B. Hanley, W.D.M., Clinton P. 0.
145—Willis Bell, Goderich, ist Monday
in each month.
153—Andrew Million, Auburn, Friday
on or before full moon.
182—W. H. Murney, Ooderich, last
Tuesday In each month.
189—Adam Cantelon, tiolmesyille, Mon-
day on or before full moon.
262—James Wells, Sanford, 3rd Wed-
nesday in each month.
306—George A, Cooper, Clinton, 1st
Monday in each month.
HULLETT DISTRICT.
A. M. Tbdd, W. P.:Sf., Clinton P.O.
710—W.:G. Smith, Clinton, 2nd Mon-
day in each mont
813—Jaines Horney, Winthrop, last
\Veduesday before lull moon.
928—Thomas Meilyeen, Summerhill,
1st Monday in each month.
825—John Briutnell, Chiselhurst, 1st
Monday in each month.
STANLEY DISTRICT.
Joseph Foster, W.D.M., Varua P. 0.
24—John Pollock, Bayfield, 1st Monde*
in each month.
308—James Keyes, Varna, 1st Tuesday
in each month.
833—Robert Nicholson, Blake, 1st Wed-
nesday in each month.
733—JoSn T3erry, Henson, lst Thursday
in each month.
1085—William Rathwell, Varna, lst
Thursday In each mouth.
'Nose.—Any omissions or other errors will
bo promptly corrected on writing direct to the
County Master, Bro. A. M. Todd, Clinton P.O.
1115t ILI, HEADS, NOTE
lie.ds, Letter Heads, Tage,
Statements, Circulars, Binriness
Cards, Envelopes, Programmes,
etc., etc., printei in a workman-
like- manner and at lo t% rates, at
TBE NEWS -RECORD
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FOR SALE.
The property at present oeoupied by the
undersigned as a residence on tho Huron
Road, in the Town of Goderieh, consisting of
one half of an acre ot landgood frame house
--dory and a half—seven roome, inoiuding
5,7,,,ratAftverrtv,,,m7 kitchen, hard and, soft water, good. atones
64 a.m., wood. and carriage house&
There are also some good fruit trees. This
ligs RIVATE FUNDS to lend on Town and farm property is beautifully /situated and very
• • E property Apply to euitable for any person wishing to live retired.
O. RIDOUT, For further particulars apply to
Office, up•staire, opposite Townellell, Albert E. CAMPION,
860-8m 542-tf Barrister,Goderioh.
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TO THK. FARMERS,
Stints' yonr owta letetest kedge where
you can get ,
Reliable Hanes%
I marinfacture DODO but too Om Or Sop,
Reward of shops that 8111c/reap, es they hOPO
got to live IFir Can and get prices. Orders
by mail promply attendedto
a 0 IL -IN 131M
HARNESS EMPORIUM, BLETIla ONT
J. E. BLACKALL, Veterinary
Stirgeon, honorary graduate of
Ontario Veterinary College, treats
diseases of all domestic animals
on the meat modern and scientific
principles. Jarealle attended to
eight or day. Office Inimedittely went of the
old Royal Hotel, Ontario street. Residence—
Albert Street, Clinton. 649-3m
ABEL S.;WEEKES,
Civil Engineer, - P. L Surveyor,
Draughtsman, etc.
Office—UpstaIrs in Perrin's Block, Clinton, Ont
ALLAN LINE
ROYAL MAIL STEAMSHIPS.
Montreal and Quebec,
TO Derry and Liverpool.
CABIN 8.10 to 260, According to location of
Staterooms.
Intermediate and Steerage at low rates.
NO CATTLE CARRIED.
STATE t
LINE. 1
NEW YORK AND GLASGOW
via Londonderry, every Fortnight,
CABIN, ,$35 and upwards. Return, 864 and
upwards.
Steerage at lowest rates.
Apply to H& A ALLAN, Montreal
oe Al 0. PATTISON or WM. JACKSON, Clinton
SERVICE 051
ALLAN LINE
STEAMSHIPS.
NOTICE.
The undersigned being necessarily absent from
town for some time, has left his hooks and
iteconnts »Rh ifessiss LA Scarp, to whom pay -
manta may be made.
JOUN WISEMAN,
FOR FIRST CLASS,
HAIRCUTTIND AND SHAVINC.
Go to A. E. EVANS, FASII/ONA TILE
BARRER, 2 doors east of Nnws-Rnoonn of-
fice. Special attention given to LADIES
AND CHILDREN'S HairCII/Iilig.
POMPADOUR HAIRCUTTING A SPECIALTY
4,
COPP'S
WALL APER
and Paint Shop
IS STOCKED WITH
A SELECT ASSORTMENT
flmarican and Canadian
Wall Papers
WITII BORDERS TO MATCH, from flvo cent
rolls to the finest gilt. Having bought my Papers
and Paints for Spot Cash, and my practical ex-
perience justify me in saying that all wanting to
decorate their houses inside or paint them out-
side will find it to their advantage to give mo a
MT Shop, south of Oliver Johnston's blacksmith
shop, and directly opposite Air. J. Chldloy's
residence
JOSEPH COPP
Practical Paper Hanger and Painter
The lYEoKiIlop Mutual Fire
Insurance Company.
Farm and Isolated Town Proper-
ty only Insured.
orvienas.l,
Thos. E. Hoye, President, Seaforth P. 0. ; W.
.1. Shannon, Secy•Treas., Seaforth ; John
Hannah, Manager, Seaforth P. 0,
gDIRECTORS.
Jos, 13roadfoot, Seaforth; Donald Ross, Clin-
ton ; Gabriel Ellintt, Clinton ; George Watt,
Harlock ; Joseph Evans, Beechwood ; J. Shan.
non, Walton; Thos. Garbed, Clinton.
AGENTS.
Thos. Neilans, Harlock; Robt. McMillan, Sea -
forth ; S. Carnochan, Seaforth, John O'Sullivan
and Geo. Murdie, Auditors,
Parties desirous to effect Insurance or
transact other business will be promptly attend •
ed to on application to any of the above officers,
addressed to their respective post offices.
0111,ROPERTY FOR SALE OP
RENT.—Advertisers will find "The
News -Record" one of the beat mediums
in the County of Huron. Advertise in
"The Newe•Record"—Tim Double Circulation
Talks to Thousands. Rates ae low as any.
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ERRORS OF YOUNG AND OLD
Organic Weakness, Failing Memory, Lack of
Energy, Physical Decay, positively cured by
Hamilton's Vitalizer, Also Nervous Debility,
Dimness of Sight, Loss of Ambition, Unfitness
to Marry, htunted Development, Lose of Power
Pains in the Back, Night Emission, Drain In
Urine, Seminal Losses, Sleeplessness, Aversion
to Society, Unfit for Study, Excessive Indul-
gence„ oto., oto. Every bottle guaranteed.
20,000 sold yearly. Address, onoloeing stamp
for treatiao, J. E. HAZELTON, Graduated
Pharmacist 808 "forme St., Toronto, Ont.
gAR 01(1 THINal
4 E00-11110 THUMP tit BOVVR in South
Anier/ex.
The new Argelitbse Nellie Railroad
from Buenos Ayres to the toot of the Andes,
flagon it what is probably the longest tan.
• gent in the world. This is 340 kilometer,
(211 milee) without a curve. In tide dig
tame there is not a single bridge, and no
opening larger than au ordinary culvert, no
cut greater than one inetre in depth, and 110
fill of a height comae:ling ono metre. There
is also an entire absence of wood ox tbe
plain across which the western end of the
road is located. This; has led to the exten-
sive use of metallic ties, which will be em-
ployed on nearlythe entirtroad.
Dig Bags Drunk, •,
The biggeet insect of its kind in the
world is the Herculea beetle of South Amer-
ica,. which grows to be fax inches in leugth.
It is said, Wether truthfully or not, that
great numbers of these oseatures are some-
times seen on the mammtea tree, rasping
the rind from the slender branches by work-
ing around them with their horns until they
cause the juice to flow. This juice they
drink to intoxication, and thus fall sense-
less to the ground.
)lou Wouldn't Mind a Ring of This.
The most brilliantly colored alloy yet
known has been revealed in a recent invest-
igation by Professor Robert Austen. Its
composition ie about 78 per tent. of gold
and 22 of aluminium. It has a rich purple
color, and bright ruby tints are obtained
when light is reflected from one surface of
the alloy to another.
imagine This Writing 4.1) a Sensation.
Mr. (11adstone is the owner of the lamest
lead pencil in the world. It is the gift of
a pencil. maker at Keswick, and is thirty-
nine inches in length. In place- of the cus-
tomary rubber cap it has a gold cap. Its
distinguished owner uses it for a walking
stick!
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Give* a Light and Airy Acqount ot
He Made Two Xuto One,
So while I was called Judgeliye, andel
mentioinkl in the papers with great constd
ation, I was out of coal about half the ti
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Suppose the Current Should Strike You ?
The largest dynamo in the world is said
to be in use in the cluminium works in
Switzerland. The commutator is made of
copper and weighrbver six tons. 'rho ma-
chine has the capacity of developing 14,000
amperes at thirty volts.
Alaskn Has Ono Dig Thin,
Mint is said to be the biggest qu artz-
mill in the world is in far-off Alaska. It
consists of 240 stamps, 96 concentrators, 13
ore -crushers, and requires 500 horse -power.
The plant is at Treadwell.—New York Ad-
vertiser.
NOT HER SHARP TONGUE.
It Is the Evil in the Mind of Woman That
Makes Iter Dangerous.
Shall I tell you plainly, bluntly and
without any mincing, what type of woman
I think the most dangerous ? It is not the
virago, the wounds of a sharp tongue are
hard enough to bear, but there is a balm
for them. Mother may be overworked, or
sister may be fretted; something is the
matter with the digestion often when the
one we love scolds and is excessively dis-
agreeable in manner and speech. The harsh-
est word is soon excused and over -looked by
the snide and the caress that are sure to
follow. So, bad as a scolding, nagging
tongue may be, it has alleviations, and
somewhere there is an excuse made to fit it.
But what palliation is there for the of-
fence of the woman who seeks by hor
blandishments and artifices of the evil
one's own coneootions to steal the affec-
tions of a man away from his wife ? There
are more such people in the world than you
oan imagine, and the evil is not confined to
the one sex either. .An intriguing woman
or man who steals into a happy home -and
seeks to undermine it deserves to be stoned
on the highway. She may steal your purse,
your diamonds or your checkbook, and, '
while love reigns on its rightful throne the
home will be happy, but let her seek to dis-
orown love and entertains a clandestine pas.
sion in its place, and the foundation of the
stoutest home that was ever founded on the
rocks of time will tumble in ruin about her
care.
Avoid the intriguing, fascinating, danger-
ous, designing woman, then, who recognizes
no sanctity in wedded honor, and by her
wiles and witehories lets in a thousand
devils to the heart and home she curses with
her present:us.
Draft.
Dratt, so-called, is the difference in weight
between two columns of air, one hot and the
other cold. The former rises by reason of
its lightnoaa,and the latter rushes in to
supply its place. Hot air is lighter than
common air, because, being expanded by
heat, it occupies more space for the same
volume. Suppose, says the Engineer, we
have a smoke stack of certain dimensions; if
contains a certain number of cubic feet of
air. If we build a fire at the bottom of it,
we expand that air and it increases in vol-
ume, raising as it increases. Naturally this
makes a column of a given number of cubic
feet which is lighter than the column
of the same capacity outside of the
stack, and this cold air seeks to re-
store the balance. This is natural draft
pure and simple, and as it depends upon a
very alight difference in weights only, very
little is needed to check it. Carrying the
smoke stack or flue horizoutally is a tax
upon the draft proper, for the horizontal
column has to be dragged by the vertical
column. The horizontal column cannot
rise; naturally, therefore, it has no value
for increasing the velocity of the outsidcs
column of air, but has to be moved by it,
All chimneys should be perfectly smooth in.
side, without projections of any kind; least
of all should they be fouled with soot: this
last is one of the greatest of obstructions.
Forced or induced draft is simply compress-
ed air driven into a furnace by means of
fans, and has an artificial velocity imparted
to it by .them.
One Woman's Wisdom.
Here is a short sermon by a woman,
though not preached from a pulpit. It is a
good one, and is pretty sure to hit you
lornewbere, whatever may be your age and
3ircumatances: "The best thing to give
to your enemy is forgiveness ; to an oppon-
ent, tolerance; to a friend, your heart; to a
child, a good example; to your father,
deference; to your mother, conduct that,
will make her proud of you; to yourself, re-
spect; to all men, charity."
A Good Rule Everywhere.
By having a place for each tool or imple-
ment the work will be expedited in the
Ipring. Put the farm implements away in
good condition, oiling them well, and where
you can reach them without being compell-
ed to get something else out of the way to
do so.
Advertisement.
"Wanted, by a young man of agreeable
exterior, who is contemplating marriage, to
make the acquaintance of an elderly gentle.
man who will dissuade him from taking the
jakal unge."—Saphirs Witzblatt.
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Enough to Keep UIm Busy.
Wife—"I've got to go to e. dress reform
meeting to -night. You won't bo lonesome,
wil) you, my deer,"
lIusband—"Oh, no, indeed. I have say -
Ira butkans to sew on."
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a
postage. Friencle in the Eastern States in
possibly -recall the time when my corn
pondence, from some unknown( eau
seemed to flag. That was the time.
course I could Iwo borrowed the mon
but had, and still have, a foolish horror
borrowing money. I did not mind runni
an account, but I bated to borrow.
"The first business that I had was a m
riage ceremony. I met the grriom on t
etreet. Ile asked if I could marry peep
1 said that I could to a limited extent.
said that he wanted to get married.
asked him to secure the victim, and
would get the other ingredients. He th
wished to know where my office was.
• occurred to me at that moment that the
was nofire in thestove; also nocoal, also th
the west half of the stove had fallen in du
ing the night. So I said that I wou
marry them at their home. He maintain
that his home was eighty miles away, a
that it would consume too much time to
there.
" 'Where are you stopping at?' inquir
—using the Pike county style of syntax
order to show that was one of the peopl
" Well, we ;net here, Squire. She cur
in on the Last Chance stage, and I'
camped up in Gov'rnent Canvon, not f
from Soldier Creek. We can go out the
I reckon.'
"I did not mind the tide, so I locked n
office, secured a book of forms and, men
ing the young people at the livery stab!
went out with them and married thorn in
rambling, desultory sort of way.
"The bride was a pearl from Owl Creek
wearing moccasins of the pliocene age. Ti
rich Castillian blood of the cave-dwelle
mantled in her cheek along with the nav
blue blood of Connecticut on her father
side. Her hair was like the wing of a rave
and elle wore a tiara of clamshells about h
beetling brow. Her bracelet was a costl
string of front teeth, selected from the earlY
settlers at the foot of Independence Moun
t uu. With the shrewdness of a Yanke
and the hauteur of the savage she combine
the grotesque grammar of Pike county an
the charming naivete of the cow puncher
She was called Beautiful Snow, But,
think it was mostly in a spirit of banter.
"She was also no longer young. I aske
her with an air of banclinage, if she remem
bered Pizarro, but she replied that she wa
away from hoine when he came through.
The cave -dwellers were a serious people.
Their plumbing was very poor indeed; so
also were their jokes. Her features were
rather classic, however, and—I was about
to say clean-cut, but on niore mature
thought I will not say that. Her nose wtis
bright and piercing. It resembled the
breast -bone of a sand -hill crane.
"The groom v.as a man of groat courage
and held human life at a very low. , fir
That is why he married Beautiful now
without any flinching; also why I have re-
frained from mentioning his name : also
why I kissed the bride, I did not yearn to
kiss her. There were others who had
claims on me, but I did not wish to give
needless pain to the groom, so I did it. He
had no money, but said that he had a
saddle which if I could use it I was welcome
to. I did not have anything to put the
saddle on at home, but, rather than return
empty-handed I took it."—The Century.
A Western View, of Grand Opera.
The hustling Western merchant with a
protty good-sized bank account and a credit
that would make even a Board of Trade ma.s
hesitate to call margins on him, was in the
city to buy some goods, and the travelling
man had taken him to the matinee.
He fidgetted in his seat a little as the so-
prano sang her best number, and seemed to
be nervous while the tenor was doing him-
self proud with his plaintive song. In fact,
nearly all the singing seemed to trouble
him. Finally his companion asked:
"Ever heard rand opera before?"
"No, I haven't," he said in a burst of
confidence, "and I want to say right now
that I'd like to have the management of this
concern for about five minutes."
"What would you dot"
"Fd run it on business principles; that's
what I'd dol wouldn't let any of the
people loaf on their jobs; that's sure! I'd
make 'em toe the mark or I'd know the
reason why."
"Why, don't you like the singing?"
asked the travelling man in surprise.
"Oh, yes, the singing's all right,"but it's
too blamed slow. I've got an engagement
for 4 o'clock, and they could knish the
whole business; by that time if they wore
pushed. But they ain't; they just take
their time and draw the thing out. l'd cut
down the time of that fellow with the
waxed mustache five minutes, and if he
couldn't hustle his song to his love through
in that time I'd discharge him. It's just a
case of loaf and lack of live business
management; that's what it is. I'd like to
see some of my employes fool around that
way once."—Chioago Tribune.
Directions not Explicit Enomfh.
"Well, my boy," said the old gentleman,
"I understaud you've been fighting."
"I was in something of a scrap," replied
the youth.
"Well, I suppose boys will fight, and
there's no use trying to stop it. You don't
look much the worse of it."
"Got off pretty light, sure," said the boy.
"Lick the other fellow?"
"Well, hardly."
"Um, that's bad. Did you follow your
old father's advice?"
"Yes, sir."
"You struck the first blow?'
"Ys, sir."
"And hit him hard?"
"As hard as I could."
"TS- noeked him clnwn?”
Knocked him flat.
"Alio thut dicin t end the fight ?"
"Well, I should say not."
1 {The only gentleman looked puzzled]
LICK TRU OTHER FALLOW.
"That's funny," he said, "I never knew
it to fail when I was a boy."
"Maybe, when you were a boy, the other
fellow didn't fall on a brick pile and get up
with a half brick in his hand and chase you
'kfiaBk- 'add Why° Ilia
system silly."
Born So.
"How is it you have remained a bachelor
all your life, Mr. Topton?"
''Oh, I was born so," returned Tupton.
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