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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Huron News-Record, 1891-11-18, Page 2ick Headache iCiimpiti:lut trel-AlvidelufnanY suffer {said; sew t}fe i9 ilirelir free. Ite„conse le indigestion and a sluggish liver, the 1 Um . qu;a. ;to>� arrltltlt is rciadi y >totiAd ir► ^ rise of Agar's P*UUs. It X have fond that fQr nick headache, tcatisefi by a disordered condition of the stomach, Ayer'e Pills are thirenost re. eir klOnd, VaritelliteA 2t 107 , $/100114. . ThliQu►iat,1,] U. Tis Northwest Cork thee: wail (;411tinual sd,uubbling going on be. tavern the prietite and I'arnellites. The. Tlaviniies tools tie pains to eon- veal on •t' r e, al the fact that tT1ey were eager for se row. The chef of police. placed himself in communication with tris military coluinander of the liable remedy.'-t•l5atunel P. Sratibnrn, Iistrict, Shortly el't`;rwaids their :P4p4tctalteyrtituintisp'140,Atzeer4ItsntiPtilamla ►vasanloveuicutoftr op4,an•1theeer'qPella for (,o )Iewere.rheered try thest;;htof {tnc3 family, p l X aim jgutstitleti is say in that they are an excellent cathartics and liver needier sustaining all the claims made for the -W. A. Westfall, M. D., V. P. All, 4 N. W. R:,i1way Co., Burnet, Tetras "Ayer'a Pills are the beat hetiie known to ale for regulating the bow and for all diseases caused by a ordered stomaell and liver. I suffe' for over three years from Headache, digestion, and constipation. I pad appetite and was weak and nervi most of the time. „weak using three bo. of Ayer's Pills, and at the same ti dieting myself, 1 was completely cure -Philip Lockwood, Topeka, I?"ansaa. "I was troubled for years with it gestion, constipation and headache. few boxes of Ayer's Fills, used in ern daily doses, restored me to howl They aro prompt and effective." --W. Strout, Meadville, Pa. Ayer's PillE YEErARSD BY Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., Lowell, Ma Bold by all Drub ;iste and Deniers In Media rim , Nary on Newts-Reeot .50 a Year -$1.25 In Advance -eellrC114:1rv-. Nov. 18th. 18991 ROME 1iULL'' IN IItELANT W11:,'T MAY DE EXPECTED IF LOO GOVERNMENT IS SECURED. G. W. Smelloy, an Amor'c 1n, 1:u;;iish coteesl?ondcnt of the N Yolk Tribune, stirs of Ow ]writ eut,test in Cork :-Nobody aceto, doubt that heti the police, been !n '1'•r nl'I iciirrl or under any purely Irish control the rival mobe would have been allowed to fight it out, tt,e i °lice :trobd-,ly tikino hides with ono. Thero have been threats of burn in he city. Certainly attacks un the rival headquarters of each piety havo bi'eu plonnod and prevented. Nothing but the steady fiend of English rule hes saved Cork, end uu where elan has bean teen of lite a m ire perfect object lesson of Rome II r! The priest, in Ireland are playing their name, 1 %till not say to:, IOW down, but too openly for prudence, Tony forget the English gallery locking on -and the American. Cork is at this moment the scene of their most interesting performinoo. TE you care to see what Irish priests aro like in politics, look at thorn in Cork. Eighty of Iltrlh wore on the platform at Mr. Dillon's meeting on Tuesday night. The platform was black with thele. THE STREET. ARE 11L.1C,1C {VtTH THEM. NJ such black band has been soon of late years oven in Irish politica, nor bout on business so black. Their business is to rivet tiro politi- cal fetters of Rome on the nock of the Irish people, and their prospect of success is very considerable. Their tactics in Cork aro thorough. Neither freedom of ?poech nor freo• dom to vote is allowed. Speech and vote must be such as please the priests, or both are anathema. They take active part iu canvass for IIIc. Flavin against Mr. Redmond, and their canvassing is of a kind which no Protestant community would tolerate. The question, Who shall be mem- ber for Cork in Mr. P.Irnoll's place? is purely a political question. The priests turn it into a spiritual quos - tion. Electors are told that their salvation depends ou their voting for Mr. Flavin, All the terrors of the. church are invoked ngainst sin- ners who would vote for Mr. Red- mond. They may not confess. Ab- solution is denied them. They aro 1,8 bo allowed TO GO STRAIGHT TO HELL if to thous lir. Redmond should seem a petsun more, fit to represent the city of Cork in Parliament. The Inquiaiti011 is at work in a now f•,rm, t1 fin (lo siert° inquisition. Priests do not think it enough to canvass for their own man. They sett spies on their opponents' cau- vassers', and upon those whom they c,Iuvass. When a CRIIVteasor for llsidnlond walks out, the can- vasser for Mr. Flavin walks in, not"'hook in hand. Ile is either a priest or accompanied by a priest, and then and there the unhappy voter is summoned to say what he has promised or refused to the other side, and to pledge himself to vote for MIr. flavin. If ho refuses or hesitates, the curse of )tome is invoked against hint, aud, more than the muse of Rome,ruin in this world and damnation in the next. In a word, the inost tremendous machinery the world over knew for tho propagation of dogma and for spiritual ends is now daily and hourly employed in Cork for politi- cal ends. PRIESTS' 1VIN IN CORK, iias been armour cod as follows : Flavin, McCarthyite, 3,669 ; Rod - 3 nut -sell U1IE,TS.11/k confroute(1 with an immense cobweb stretching from floor to veil- ing, and Lein.; told that you are to asei,t in dieenti1 gling the same. It looks, at first Nieto, like an inextric- able mixture of blue and pink lines, with'lnt hoeiuuing or end. The foundation of the web is form• ed by using quite coarse twine -hemp is the best. Begin by fastening one end to the top of a doorframe, brine• ing it dawn diagonally and tacking it to the floor on the opposite side. Sart another from some opposite point -a window cornice or some cont•e,oient place. Tack this also to the floor in the 51110 way. Another lino uiay could perpendicularly from tie top of 11 chandelier to the floor, and have two intersecting lines, un- til there are six or eieht; they sbnuld be stretched quite firmly, in order to boar the strain of the oth- ers. I should have said that it must be placed as nearly as possible in the center of the room, in order to leave apace on either side t.o pass around. For the web lines use smaller cot•) of two colors, blue for gentlemen and pick for ladies. Wind several yards of each color itlto balls, as many balls :08 guests, tie an end firmly to a foundation cord and then weave in and out, first blue and then pink, knotting over occasionally. No hard knots areeillowed ; it is difficult enough to got out of the web without the addition of these obstacles. When all the cords ere woven in, an end of each must ale left loose and euros bered-odd numbers for gentlemen, even °nee for ladies. The difficulty of getting out of the web will be entirely ,according to the ingenuity of the weaver. No one is allowed to assist or show any favor; each must win on bis or her own merits. Now that the web is arranged, the )text consideration is the come patty. 'Twelve is a very good num- ber, six ladies and six gentlemen ; more are apt to interfere with each other in passing from side to side, Provide •small, ragged edged cards, tied with the colors of the cord and inscribed '•Cobweb Party," and num- bered in the same way as the cords are on the web. Distribute the curds, and reach guest will then pro• ceed to find the end corresponding to the number on the card, and at a Signal from She hostess will begin to unravel. Two prizes are usually given for the lady and the gerttlenlan who are first out of the web, and two booby prizen for rho unfortunates who are left longest in the tnesltos, The "cobweb party" is one of the readi- est promoters of seciabitity and fun, to say nothing of taxing patience and ingenuity to the utmost. It a e ►.t 8, l0 10 10 d a- 0 - 9 „ Z1tIOJIBiii1141a• .1,$) 11,1511f8' NOT iflUsff,, The .leataral tend y to coutradic• Vent 0 o t , wI t n men aro laboring to ex- press their ideas forcibly is atuus. iu[ry shown n by Warner is Iiia Recollections. lie knew an ener- getic preacher who metro frequent uaa of this expression, 'What I meats Ly an upright man is a down- right honest tuan.' This reminds one ui what they did at 1 'estminster Abbey, where th -y burial Ben Jonson prepeudicularly, but it w.ta head downward. So that rare and upright Bea bacatue honest down- right lieu. Dr. MM.telnine describes the letter of William III- as being "inconceivably clear." It is s►id that a French suldie stationed at a picture gat ory, h strict orders to allow no one to pa without first depositing his welkin stick. A gentleman came with h hands iu•his pocket. The soldie taking him by the at•m said,'Citize where is year stick 1"1 have n stick.' 'Then you will 1t.i o t0 back and gut one before I cin alio you to pass.' As this m•in read It orders, the intention vs is that, as preliminary to iuspect the gallery, everybody was to deposit a stick - not that tli080 wh•t had a stick shou!d not be allowed to carry it with them into the gallery. A Ger- man lady, in writing to burro money of her sn'yethe;ut, i:l sied to have made the fulluwing iugeunous allusion to her postscript :--`I ant so thoroughly ashamed of my request that I sunt after the bearer of this note to call hint back, but he had already got too far on the way.' • r, ad 88 g• is n, 0 go w 18 11, '1'itn, do you snore when you ar asleei .' said an American. 'N never, for I lay ntvako tine whol - night on purpose to sur.' '1'h atottogue to tilla occurred to Porsal once at a tliuuer party when Gaptuit Cook, beeinle the topic of the No ment. 'Ari ignorant person,' a Tim. tells the story, wisltiug to coo tribute his mite, said to the pro feseor, 'Pray, u as Coek killed of his first voyage 1"1 believe he was, said Porson.'but Ito did not mind i much, but immediately entered on second.' Commercial advertise ruents aro not free from bulls. A new washing -machine was advertis ed with the heading of 'Every uta his own Washerwoman.' The Spectator in 18S6 g.tvo some strikiug illustrations of Irish humor and the use of the English language, The master was giving to a laborer a glass of whiskey, and doing so, said, 'You remember, Corney, that every glass you take is a nail in your culliu,' 'Well, your honor,' says Corney, `maybe, as you have- the hammer in your hand, you'd just drive another home.' It would ap- pear from the following iuterosting anecdote that nu extraordinary sur- prise or a startling personal ex- perience may throw the mind into a condition to ejaculate naturally something very much resembliug a bull. Charles II., out hunting one day, got separate frorn the hunt, and entered the cottage of a cobbler for refreshment. The moan gave him bread and cheese, and began to talk about the king, expressing much anxiety to see him. 'Mlount bohint me,' said the guest, 'and I will show hinm to you.' 'But how shall I kuow liim V 'Why, the king will bo the only onecovered.' By this time they had come up with the nobles, and the cobbler looked about for the king. Ho found soon that 11e alone and the king had their hats on, s0 rising to the occasion, he tapped the king on the shoulder and said, 'I think it must be either you or I, air.' This happy confusion of the cobbler about his own identity suggests the story of the individual who accosted his friend with -'At a distance I was unable to recognize who you were ; as you came nearer I thought it was you, but now I eee it is your brother.' Edgeworth relates the story of an English shopkeeper who did pretty well in the direction of the bull proper, when to recommend the durability of some fabric - for a lady's dress, he said, 'Madam it will wear for ever, and make you a petti- coat afterwards.' This is quite equal to the Irishman's rope which had Duly one end, because the othor had been cut away. When a friend condoled with Pat in tribula- tion, tolling him to bear up, for that life was only a dream, 'An, said Pat, 'that's very good of your honor to comfort me, and it would only I'm so often troubled with waking to the unoomfortablo facts.' Thero was an old commentator, whose works are forgotten now, who ,praiied the Divine goodness for always make rho largest rivers flow hard by the most populous cities, Lord Chatham, in a tit of the gout, received one of the admirals in his sick room only to bo told that to get required a expedition afloat was impossible. 'It must sail, sir, this day week,' was the eagle-eyed in ti's fire -flashing reply, IIe rose from his chair, the beaded perspiration bursting from his fore- head with the ngony causod•him as he firmly planted the gouty foot upon the floor, and suiting the action to the word, ho added. 'I trample on impossibilities." J; Ie fell back fainting, but he conveyed Its lesagli; • fluff nil"first t-eitilt?d. If - 0 orators could, follow up words 0 o, 0 • 0 ) 8 1 0 1. t e CRICKET Ct1A\fPION. The celebrated Australian Cricket Team, of which Sir. David Scott is a noted champion, is safe again it field injuries. Mr. Scott writes : "'The efferte of 5t, Jacobs Oil aro magical. I used it for a terribly brnieett leg, The relief was sur- prising," Members of all athletic clubs would be alike surprised at the results of it, use. liow to save money is a problem that interests everyl'xly, One way to do it in to invigorate the system with Aycr'e tiirsapaeilta. Beinga highly concentrated tdertrl: xrredmfntr mfrs •the• -nfi'?ly t-powerfrelr- and conomieal. . It is sold for a d ?liar a bottle, but worth five, a u .rite..::: diad ' - - - _ _ +. -.6r.k.. -i*. With 4et1o404et* 14'4044.ga Ods -their oat would grist~ r4patItable. Chat. )lent in 0114, and iu 4'.10ielse done by 1liht and slid, is the'ouly parfeot orator, perhaps, britt MOO have evet' buena. 1)411,401e1iaa tray have sur•i)ne;lt.,l }ries 1» wards, and Cratere in wit, but in action, which the old elan eat such sture by, Chatham is first and alone, AN OLD HAN'SS BIIIDIi;, In the chancery division at Oa- goode hall, Toren' o, N. W. Voyles, Q. O•, moved to c.ntinue air iujur,c, tion grsute I a few day's ago by Judge Sonkier, of Li'lcolil, restrain, in; Cyrus Nixon and Albert N. L, 11111 firman, from interfering with the residence of Relent!. W. Nixon. wife of Cyrus Nixon, the defendant, The parties levo iu Bridgeport, a village in Lincoln, seven wiles from St. Catharines. The circumstances of the dispute are peculiar and involve t► hasty love affair, which turned out badly. file legal papula sot out the follow facts : Thu defendant Nixon, is sixty-six years, and in April last proposed marriage to the present plaintiff, who was then Miss Ger- loch, of Buffalo. Shu was then only twontv,three, and, as an in, duceuiemt, Nixon offered to convey his property if she would become) 1 bride. A. day was fixed on whit Nixon, n000mpanied by his frier, Zilnuurvnan the co-defendant, rlt the prospective bride at a Magai Fails hotel. The girl declined have Otte ceremony performed ant the deed of trust in the proper) ryas exe,:uted 11111 ;;even to lie This was done at. the otliee of Fraser, barrister, Niagara Fall Then the ceremony took pia, Thi property deserilesl under tl aettleinetlt con:il.ta of toll acres fruit orchard at Bridgeport, wort 43t,000. 'rho residence is situate on thio lana. They tools up Itout there. Thu old man preferred se elitt'ion, but the young wife W I feud of company, awl in n fel months they were quarreling an finally soparate.l. Mrs. Nixon a: sorted her rights under the convey ante, and Nixon avowed his deter ruination to bavo it set aside. The plaintiff's husband in his ex amination says that be first tae M1 iss Grrloeh on the platform of tri St. Catharines railway station o March 28, this year. She was in troduced to him by a Mrs. Steiugel told shortly afterwards came t Bridgeport for a week and he sas her every day. Ile now charge her with being il1i.ecreet and bay ing been unchaste before her marri age, and various other allegation are made against her character. t1OW SEIE 13LrCAPME A MISS10 AItY. "I'm doing missionary work a goo deal of the time," wee the reply of on '.f the most charming wcmen of Nut York, t, a f •iend, who wilted how she Lunar herself. "I see by your locks you wonder whet I mean by that. 1'1 tell you. A few ycara ago life Was ( burden to mc. 1 had beta a victim ti female weakness of the most aggravate( character for a long time, and the doctor, failed to help 1110. 1 xiatonco Waa a long steady_, terrible tnrtori-a lingering liv ing death. One day I s>;w Dr. Pierce'. E.svorito Prescription advertised in the newpaper. Something in the advertis ment itnpreseed the favorably. I caugh at the glimmer of hope it held cut NB til( drowning 11180 18 said to catch at t atraw. Stilt, I did not dare to hope But I got the medicine, end behold th( result ! I feel so well, so strong, and 0 BO thankful, that I go about to111nF other women what saved me. In n other way can 1 so welt show my grati tude to God, and to the man who hat proved such a benefactor of woman, an my love for my suffering sisterhood." -Mr. McDermott, nephew of th late Mr. Parnell, gave Mr. Tin Healy a horse -whipping on the street in Dublin last week because of Mr. Healy's references to Mrs Parnell and Mies Parnell. Consumption Cured. An old physician, retired from practice, having had placed ln lila hands by an East India mission- ary the formula of n simple vegetable remedy for the speedy and permanent cure of Consumption, Bronchitis, Catarrh, Asthmaand all threat and Lung Affections, also a positive end radical cure for Nervous Debility and all Nervous Complaints, after having tested its wonderful onrative powers in thousands of cases, has felt it his duty to make it known to his suffering follows. Actuated by this motive and a desire to relieve human suffering, I will send free of ohargn, to all who desire it, this recipe, in OOrman, French or English, with full directions for preparing'twd using. Sent by mall by addressing with stamp, naming this paper. W. A. NoYES, 820 Pokers' Block, Rochester, N.Y. 059--y A novel contest came off at Farqu• har, Huron County, the other clay be- tween two sides composed of young men of the plane. It was to decide which could collect the most English sparrows in a week's search, and as a result 6.277 of tho little lords wore put out of the way. The winning side had five pun• dred birds to their credit above the number sacnred by their opponents, The L'dy Godiva must have had et - optionally long hair since it completely concealed her lovely person, Since Ayer's Hair Vigor name into use such examples are not ao rare as formerly. It not only promotes the growth of the hair, but gives it a rich, silken texture. -Mr. S. Stanlake, who owes a farm in the township of Ueborne, being com- posed of lot 7 oon. 4, left a barrel of eider etauilirg in his yard a few days ago' while ho went to attend a funeral. Imagine hie surprise on returning to find that the pigs had turned over the barrel and drank part of the contents, and were in a bad etate of intoxication. nearly 2•t hours." �, :�•r..:._ _... .1� WEEJCT1Y- '• D 1.82 16 PACE. AA"; • BAx;ArrcE "aF 1891 QNL.Y ONES DQLLAR THE MQST LIBERAL OFFER EVER MADE NO FAKES 1 NO CHEAP BOOKS! NO JACK-KNIVES! SCISSORS OR CATCH -PENNY OFFERS! BUT A CLEAN, WU JLESOME FAMILY NEWSPAPER UPON ITS MERITS. Commencing with the issue of 7th October THE WEEKLY GLOBE will contain sixteen pages instead of twelve pages as heretofore, making it the largest and best family newspaper in Canada. Every effort will be devoted to making it BRIGHT, READABLE, ACCURATE and INTERESTING in all its departments Special pains will be taken with its Agricultural Pages, and MORE SPACE WILL BE DEVOTED TO SELECT READING FOR THE FAMILY. n SUBSCRIBERS WIIOS•E ORDERS ARE RECEIVED PREVIOUS TO lis 111 til to ;il �` 1. )1. 31St CLOSE r1ivI DECEMBER, I891, WILL HAVE THE PAPER S::NT THEM UP OF 1892•FOR THE ONE YEAR'S SUBSCRIPTION, every months IFIIS/t E.ANS ery one pf a shos subscribes no AGENTS WANTED IN ALL UNREPRESENTED DISTIIICTS. For terms, add: ass THE GLOBE, TORON- li Ci A HANDSOME ORGAN FREE le o .y Given Away With Baking Powder. Rest Offer Yet y o d #21-7- Se' the Tiant'-sorne Organ, now on exhibition. 0 , N. ROBSOU e. _ CLINTON. • Groeeries. _ GrocerieskJ . c1\1-1/1 Hcl01r )3r®_ v -Have a splendid stock 01- 8 Choioe New Groceries, Fruits, Peels, Crook'rry, Glass and Chinaware ` At prices Consistent with good goods. We are 'a a position to guarantee as goo 8 value as any other house in the trade. Try our Famous 'Peas, the best for tit least money in tho market, We have a stock of General Groceries that cannot b surpassed in quality or lowness of price. Dc not invest till you rail on us. - CANTELON BROS., Wholesale & Retail Grocers, Clinton. , , NEW STOOK ! NEW STORE ! 1 ELLIOTT'S BLO-CK9 - CLINTON. i 1 JOSEPH °HIDLEY, Dealer in Furniture. Call at the New Sforc and see the stock of Bedroom and Parlor Sets, Lounges, Sideboards, Chairs, Springs, 1 Plattrasses, etc., and general Household Furniture. The whale Stock is from -_the very , best manufacturers. Picture Frames and Mouldings of ever,. description. ' JOS. CIHHDLEY, one door West of Dickson's Book Store • i I THE FOR GOD) ENVELOPES FOR FINEST PRINTING FOR NIDE DILL IdEADS NewsR000rd FOR OFFICE PRINTING NEWS -RECORD EXCELS IN ALL DEPARTMENTS J. O. STEVENSON, BUSINESS ANNOUNCEMENT. Furniture Dealer, &c. THE LEADING UNDERTAKER AND FUNERAL DIRECTOR. Opposite Opposite Town Hall, Clinton, Ont CORRESPONDENCE. We will at all tithes be pleased to receive items of news from our sub - scribers. We want a good corms - in every locality, not already -�"7! WATCHES! represented, to send us REL1:IIJLE neva. —.- tralthanr, Elgin, Illinois, Columbus, Seth Thomas, and Rockford --new, model. it_Aii these snakes in ley and stem winders Also pond Ant ect watches. J. DIDDLECOMB£, CLINTON. SUBSCIi,IIBERS. Patrons v -1to d0 not receive their paper regularly from the carrier or tl(rJttfle their local post dices will confer a favor by reporting al this - . -- tee -e%. , `TRAY STOCK ADVER 1._, TISCVENTS inserted in Tnn office at once. Subscriptions magi commence at any time. •'• NEWS RECORD at low rotes. The law makes it compulsory to advertise stray stock 11) on want any hind of advertising you will not do better than call on Tews-ReIeord. ADVERTISERS. Ailt'ertisers will please hear in Mi71(t "changes" ---__--= "^_--_ __— --.-- IMPLEMENTS. that all of advertisenten:.4, to ensure inse'r'tion, should be handed in not later than MONDAY Thr subscriber having severed his connection with the Massey Company, desires to intimate that he has been appointed agent for the well known firm of (tea & - WOOD, FROST implement makers, of Smith's Falls, and will bo pleased to all all orders in his line ns heretofore., Will also keep on band Wit,rrxsov Ptows , COLTER i4 SCOTT DRILLS, DISC IIAnaOws, and articles of like nntnro. WIVI.STANLEY(, 047-(Im Hohnoavilleand Clinton NOON Of each week, --- CIRCULATION TfiE NEWS -RECORD has et larger eir•culatiutt than any Other paper its this section, and as an advertising medium rices few equals in Ontario. Our books are open to those who "lean business. JOB PRIM .TING. The Job Lopat'tntent of this jottr- 4 1 A nARrtATN,—Right acres of lard with a select orchard of choice apple trees ; a 1f ftnblo hefts° nn 1 tablce • tdl pining l7 �do- aril iS 01)8 Of file best equipped in western Ontario, and a superior 11 t ar is 1y"l?�Zi °^7,t"'31trYtrfi W7'rr , _..41u.uf,2Gur14_:isgy. c42'taututtl..iiGuEY1t 011 s520-11 001 prices. 1 a TIL - to 0.