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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Huron News-Record, 1891-07-01, Page 6TheHuroufMows=Record tit.50 a. Yearr41,4G MAOVitOee. Wednesday July 1st, 1t3J1• THE USUAL WAY. The usual way is to neglect bed blood until build, blotches and sorsa make eta presence forcibly known: Every wive person ought to be careful to purify the blood by using the, heat blood purifier and tont`, Burdock Blood Bittern, Its • purifying power is unrivalled. —At the police court Inspector lim-y iltoo aummoaed John Nugent for uruaelt to a horde. The delendaut hired the horse from II. Ltnfoot on May 25. Lin - foot Swore that the young men told him ke intended to drive aix melee beyond Stony Creek, and he drove to Smithvilte and back, a dietaooe of fifty Six rnilee. The horse was played out when Nugent returned it, and appeared to have beeo abused. The defendant wee fined $10 and $3.50 coats. MANY LADIES have written that Clark's Catarrh Cure has relieved them, restoring perfectly every Bence. Through gratitude they have consented that their names be pub- lished. Yet the Clark Chemical C0. will not nee this meaue to advertise their remedy. They pill not parade the Buf- fering of any uuy, or invade the sacred privacy of any home. Any sufferer from Catarrh will recommend Clark's Catarrh Cure, and that good word ie worth more than the nubliahed certificate. Clark Chemioal'Co., T:tronto. New York. _--_I — A. very sad drowning happened in the C•,nest.» > river near Drayton, by which Mr, James MoColgan, a f ermar, ,f Maryboro, lost his life. He, in company with his you igest son, went in swimming and wee immediately eeiz.-d with cramps. The eon being unahle to render any aeais'ance the father sank lef..,re other aid could reach him. I'HE AUSTRALIAN COMMON- WEALTH. The Aestrelran Commouweelth will have grand results hot the resuIta of using burdock Blood Bitter., f er diseases. of the stomach, liver, bowels and blood surpass all expectations. Dyspepsia, headache, biliousness, eurefuIe, eto., are promptly cured by B. B. B. —August Vogt, of St. Peters, Man., yesterday at three o'clock, made a desperate effort to kill his wife. Both had gone to bed, when Vogt struck his wife twelve times, cuttings nine gashes in her head and three in her shoulder. Tho child- ren ran for assistance. While they cele absent Vogt got a rope, went 300 feet from the house and hanged himself. Vogt was thirty-eight years old. IIe had been quarreling with his wife fur some tune, but they had made up. Jealousy was the cause. The woman may recover. STUBBORN CHILDREN readily take Dr, Low's Worm syrup. It pleases the children and destroys the worm, —A cyclone in the neighborhood of Kansas City ,lid terrible damage on Friday and many lives were Inst. GOLDWIN SMITH. Goidwtn Smith is opposed to Sir Charles Tupper in mtoy ways, but doubt- less both would agree that no better cure for dyspepsia, a nneetipetinn, bilinueenese, headache, kidney troubles, pkin diseases, etc„ exists then Burdock Blood Bitters, the beat family medicine known. —Tile high pt ices of cereals are be ing maintained on bad weather re- ports in the grain -growing districts, especially the'. Hartz Mountains and the Tyrol, where snow recently fell. THE RED COLOR cf the blood is caused by the iron it contains. Supply the iron when lacking by uaine Milburn'ee Beef, Iron and Wine. —A tornado in Southern Ken- tucky Monday destroyed about fifty farm houses and diet great damage to crops. PHYSICIANS MEET with no more common or dangerous mal- ady than Catarrh. It begins with a cold in the head, often resists all forme of treatmeut, and rune from simple irrita- ton of the mucous n embrane to chronic lofiammation and destructive utoeration. Before Cl ark's Cstarrh Cure was known 'the doctors adcpted a long constitution- al treatment with their patients, hut now they recommend them to go to th t drug- sfiet and got a package of Clark's Catarrh Cure. When the druggist oann it supply, the remedy will be sent. by malt on re- ceipt of 50 cents. Clark Chemical Co. Toronto, New York. —A nugget of gold weighing 35 pounds was recently discovered in British Guinea, and has been sent to England as a specimen of the auris ferous deposits of that colony. AS AN AID to Internal remedies for skin diseases, Dr. Low's Sulphur Soap proves very valuable. —William M. Duval, of Baltia more, has been sentenced to nine pears in the penitentiary for obtain- ing christening and Christmas gifts from United States Senators and others under false pretenses, alleg- ing that he had named childeen in their honor. UNBEARABLE PAIN, DEAR Srn,—I suffered for three days very severely from Summer Complaint, and could get no reliefbut kept getting worse till the pain was almost unbear- able, and I was very weak. After every- thing Slee had failed I tried Dr. Fowler's Extract of Wild Strawberry. The first flees, ay a zXejtt t, - att3 it dtdt f Tnoni Bete' oure'me. - W M, T, GLYNN, Wiltted, Ont. r 4114, 'OR t, -i a R OTHER. In a wild dart of SeotlatlA dealer'in fish used to drive lits cart a.considerable dietquce iulaud, On one occasion, when pawing a wild woor,fy'liere, although there resided a eohoolmat}ter, the knowledge of the inhabitants of affairs in general was not, extensive, he dropped a lobster Sotue children picked in up and, wondering what the strangeereature could be, took it to the school- maeeter. The douiinie put ou his apeca, and, turning it over and over examined it carefully "Weal," at length said the oracle, "I ken maist o' the wonderful animate o' creation except jilt twa, and thee twit 1 never saw. They are an elephant and a turtledove, and so this must be one o' the twa " IT SVEAD HIS LIFE. GENTLEMEN.—I can recommend Dr. Fowler's Extract of Wild Straweerry, for it saved my life. We hive used it in our family when required ever ate te, and it never fails to cure all eu miter c.w- plaint., FRANCIS W eLSll, Delketih, Ont. — In the action for libel brought by Henry Campbell, M. P., and secretary to Mr. Parnell, against the owners of the Cork Herald, the jury to -clay awarded Campbell $1,250 damages. The libel said Uanipleell had rented for eIr. Par- nell houses to be used for immoral purposca. "MANY MEN, MANY MINDS," but all men and all minds agree ne to the merits of Burdock Pill;, sutoll and sugar °,ended. !REV, DOCTORS DISAGREE. At the Anglican Syut.d, in Mon - tree!, iu the con reel of the discussion on the report. of the Church of England 'Temperance Society, Rev. G. Osborne Troop, spe'ilting n1'aittst prohibition, rennat ked that f=od was not prohibitionist. Dean Carmichael made an impetstioued speech in favor of prohibition. "1 have been 30 years in the ministry," he said. "During all my hthors and plans and thought, I have been pursued by this sin of the cursed drink, and to day the cursed drink stares me in the face. (Applause.) I have never appeared upon a prohibition platform, I have never shade a pro- hibition speech, but if a voting paper were placed in my halide to•.day and I were asked to vote 'yes' or 'no' upon this queetiote—" (Isere the draw paused, raised his arm, and then spoke amid a most impressive silence)—"for the sake of the church, for the sake of souls, for the sake of the happiness of the home, P would vote 'yes' and thank God for it. (Loud and long -continued applause.) A new race of sten must teach me that God is not a probibitioitiat." (Loud applause.) ADVICE To IeIiTI ERA. - Are yon diatnrbod at nicht and broken of your rant by a sick child suffering and oeying with pain of Cutting Teeth 7 If so send at one and get a bottle of "Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup" for .Children Teeth ing. Its value is incalculable. It will relieve the poor Rate sufferer immediately. Depend npnn it, mothers ; there is no mislake about it. It regulates the aures Dysentery and Diarrhoea, reg stomach and bowels, cures WindColic, softens the gums, reduces inflammation, and gives tone and energy to the whole system. "Mrs. Winelow's Soothing Syrup" for children teething is pleasant to the taste and is the prescription of one of the oldest end best female physicians and nurses in the United States, and is for sale by all druggist's throughout the world. Prioe 25 Dante a bottle. lie SO re and ask for "MRS. WINSLOW'S SOOTHING SYRUP," and take no other kind. 656y — Mr, Parnell, has obtained a special license to marry Mrs. 0' Shea. He has been compelled to do this owing to delays interposed by hie local clergyman in Brighton. He can now he married oe Thurs- day. Consumption Cured. An old physician, retired from practice, having had placed in his bands by an East India mission- ary the formula of a simple vegetable remedy .for the speedy and permanent cure of Consumption, Brooehilis, Catarrh, Asthma and all throat and Lung Affections, also a positive and radical euro for Nervous Debility and all Nervous Complaints, after having tested its wonderful curative powers in thousands of eases, has felt it his duty to make 1t known to his suffering fellows. Actuated by this motive and a desire to relieve human suffering, I Will send free of charge, to all who desire it, this recipe, in German, French or English, with fell directions for preparing and using. ;tent by mail by: addressing with Stam", naming this paper. W. A. Noy s, 820 Powers' Block, Rochester, N. P. 659-- y an "WIT IN THE PULPIT." Some good stories—new and old — of pulpit pleasantries are tole by Mr. Hawois in the defence of "Wit in the Pulpit," which he contributes to the May Contemporary Review : — '`Three young fellows name in [he writes] and settled themselves con- spicuously in the gallery with their !tats on. In vain the officials re- quested them to uncover. Of course Mr. Spurgeon's eye was soon upon them, and, leading hie discourse round to the respect which all Chris• tians are bound to show for the feel- ings of others, 'My friends,' he said, 'the other day day I went into a Jewish synagagne, and I naturally uncovered my head ; but on looking round I perceived that all the rest wore their hats ; and so,not wishing to offend against what I supposed to be their reverent practice, though contrary to my own, I conformed to Jewish nee, and put on my hat. /will now ask those three young Jews up in the gallery to ebow the same deference to our Christian practice o4n7--khrr House-roF=C zi;'ruf°?i:-,werirrov pared to show them• when I visited their synagogue, and take of their .I4als,1 Re would indeed be poem. end a prig who could refuse. a sympathetic) smile of approval, even in the sanctuary, to a rel?ulte so genial, so wftty,.,aud so just I" "Tho use of dramatic action' has sometimes been carried to ludicrous excess, but alto with effective re- sults in the way of rivetting atten- tion. 'What's that thee Saye, Paul, ".T can do all things 1" Pll bet thee half a crown u' that.' So:the preacher took out half -a crown, and put it ou the Bible. 'However,' he continued, 'Let's sue what tho apoetl3 has to say for himaelf.' So be read on, 'Through Christ that strengthenet/i me.' 'Oh 1' says ho, 'if that's the terms of the but; I',nt off I' and he put the half crown back into his pocket. Profane jester! will you say ; but _what if the sermon which followed •ou the power of Chriotiau grace was listen- ed to with breathless attention, and perhaps never forgotten i" The sallies indulged iu by enliu• eat preachers to awake sleepers would fill to volume. Here are two :—Dr. South, preaching before Charles II., and perceiving that several of the worldly Court circles were about napping, stopped and ealied loudly to Lord Lauderdale by mune ; '141y lord, my loid, I aro sorry to interrupt your repose, but 1 must beg of you nut to snore quite so loud, Zest you awakeu Itis MaJesty.' But perhaps for dry and puugeut humor uud hoeu satire Dean Swift's famous sermon 'On Sleeping in Church,' in whish he takes the Eutychus episode in Acts for his text, has never been equalled. '1 have chosen,' so he begins his see inou, 'thee words with design if possible to disturb some part of this audience of halt' an hout'e sleep, fur the colevenieuco and exer `iso thereof this place at this season of the day is vow much Crlelu•ah•el.' He thus improves the text: 'Tile preachers now in the world, how- ever much they may exceed St. Paul in the tint of setting men to sleep, do extremely fall shwa of him in'the power of working miracles; therefore hearers are become more cautious, so as to choose more safe and couVeuieut stalious and posi- tions for their repose, without hazard of their persons, and upon the whole ,natter choose rather to trust their destruction to 11 miracle than their safety.'" IIere, lastly, erre a few instances of "seasonable sallies," in other con- nections dit;nifled Paley, preaching in the saeno pulpit to a select audience woich numbered Pitt, then Prime Minister, and a• host of eager place -hunters, hungry for the loaves and fishes of prefer- ment, could not resist an irresistibly facetious fling at his audience and after giving out his text : 'There is a lad here that hall> five barley loaves and two small fishes,' he looked round the church and added with a twinkle of keen satire 'but wheat are they amongst so many?' A smart application or a brisk, repartee in the pulpit seems to have found their apologists in all ages. Burton, in a sermon at Norwich, faced the cant sometimes flung at the superior clergy for enjoyiug large incomes : 'Why, say some of those men, can you not live as the Apostles lived 1 Why, say I again, let theta lay down their goods at the Apostles' feet, and then let thein ask that question." The following appli- cation is perhaps a little too sudden and searching for the taste of to- day, 'He,' said the preacher of a charity sermon, 'he that giveth unto the poor lendeth unto the Lord. Now, my friends, if you are content with your security, down with the cash." MAKESARTIFCIAL RAIN. AN AUSTRALIAN THINKS HE CAN SETTLE THE DRY WEATHER QUESTION. SPRINGFIELD, Ohio, June 27.— Canton and -Northern Central Ohio were most in its visited Friday night by the disastrous storm ever kuown history. The meteorological bureau observer states that the rain- fall in one hour's time over three inches, Hundreds of cellars and basements of business blocks were filled with water. A portion of the manufacturing district was inundat- ed and fly -wheels in many shops worked in water. The Lantz box factory was flooded over the first floor, the estimated damage being over $6,000. The most peculiar feature of the storm is that Frank Melbourne, an Australian, who has made this place his home, claims the credit of bring- ing the storm. Melbourne is the brother of a prominent citizen, and is here for the purpose of carrying on experiments with a machine which he says he has patented, to bring rain whenever desired. He has been here over a month, and a strange coincidence is that ever since he has pretended to conduct his experiments heavy rain has fallen on an average of once a day. The rains have been accompanied by severe electrical disturbance, and much damage has been done and fatal cases have been reported in atlFitt ohtitfirt3 „iG1t= Inibbiff n -hili:• only states that he brought the storm, but that if he had shut off his machine one day earlier the disaster would not have happened. Re claimsthat shortly after his arrive! horn the. Weather Bureau at i';agsa.e telegraphed Washington that. crops were dying for want of rant. Two days after he says he brought rain in Kansas. That was on May 10. The fall was three ivahes. fie states that he cusp bring rain in front three to aix hours' Ho has had a circular letter printed and will sand it tlli•oughout•the country. In it be calla the attention of the public to his invitation. Ile an- nounces that he can cause rain to fall in an arca of 250 square miles. All effort to learn the exact nature of hie invention has proven futile. It is believed, however, to have in it the fundamental principle of Franklin's kite experiment. SAVED 1115 LIFE.. A MAJOR'S PRESENCE OF MIND AND A SUBALTERN'S NERVE. n"uutlet; Co"[puntort : It was in India. Dinner was juet finished itt the uleee•rooun, and severed English officers were sitting about the tablas Their bronzed facts had the set but not unkindly look common among military men. The conversation, at best, had nut been animated, and just now there was a lull, fie the night was too hot for small talk. Tie major of the regiment, a clean cut matt of 55, tnrnrd toward his next neighbor at the tai;, tt young, subaltern, a leo was ltt;reg !tack iu his ,:hair tt'ilh Iii.; haltds clasped hind his heat!, staring through the cigar sombre ars the ceiling. The Major alt slowly lookicg the euat, over, from Iiia he.urlsumo face Mawr', when, with t>I>l l n eeltertuess, and in a quiet, steady voice ho said : "Don't move, please, Mr. Carru ,hers. 1 went to try an expert Ment with you. Don't move a muscle.„ "All right, Alajur," replied the sulaltertl, u intimi et eel I urniug his. "Hadn't the least i,teu of moving. What's tho game ?•' By this time all the (lll.•rs were listening in a lazy, expectant way. "Do you think," continued the mujc r,paud le $ voiee trembl :d just a little, "do you thin!, you can keep absolutely still for, sty two minutes —to wive your lifer "Are you jokin; 1" "Oct the contrary, move a muscle and you are a dead man. Can you etand the strait 1" 'rile subaltern barely whispered, "Yes," and his face palet! slightly. "Burke," said the major, addressing an officer across the table: "pour some of that milk into a saucer and set it ou the floor here just back of we, Gently, mai)! Quiet I" Not a word was Spok ell as t he officer quietly tilled the saucer, walked with it carefully around the tattle, and set it clown where the major had indicated on the floor. Like a marble statute sat the young subaltern in his white linen clo hes, while a cobra di capello, which had beenL •r awli.ng up the leg of his trousers, slowly raised its head, then turned, descender) to the floor, and glided toward the milk. Snddeuly the silence was broken by the report of the Major's re• volver, ar.d the snake lay dead on the floor. "Thank you, ;,isjer," said the subaltern, as the two men shook hands warmly. "You have saved my life." - "You're welcome, my boy," rea plied the senior. "But you did your Nllare." OPPOSED TO BEDS, PEOPLE WHO SLEEP ON THE FLOOR, 1N CHAIRS, 0R STANDING UP. Several persons frorn aonlo . cause or other, have resolved at various periods not to sleep in bed. Per- haps the individual who kept to his resolution the longest, says Spare Moments, was Christopher Pevitt. of Yolk, who died iu 1796, aged ninety-three. He was a carver and guilder by trade, but during the ear- lier part of his life served in the array. His house at York, after he had settled down, was accidentally burned down and lie therefore form• ed tho singular resolution of never again sleeping in a bed, lest he should be burnt to death while as- leep or not have time, should such a misfortune again befall him, to re- move his property. Tho resolution be rightly kept for the last forty years of his life, his practice being to repose on the floor, or on two chairs, or sitting in a chair, but al• ways with his clothes on. He liv- ed entirely alone end was his own housekeeper, and seldom admitted anyone into bis habitation. Among other artiolea which composed his home wag a human skull, which he left strict injunctions should be in terred with him. A pedestrian named Ernest Men - sen, who flourished in the third de - t aI'- iI ISeilt try lili'd` Visa' blies` ran from Calcutta to Constantinople in fifty-nine days when employed A ArTANDSOM ORGAN .F1RE Given Away With Baking Powder, Best Offer yet gar See the 1-1ant'sonie Organ, now on exhibition. N. ROBSO . ▪ - CLI IITONI Perry Davis PAIN -KILLER Ie used both luternany to d externally. It sots qutcrl3, affording a ,most instant roller from the sever let pain. DIRECTLY TO THC SPOT. I1ISTA1 TAjlEOUS ITS AGTIO;1. For CRAMPS, CHILLS, COLIC, DIARRHtEA, DYSENTERY, CHOLERA MORBUS, and all BOWEL COMPLAINTS, NO REMEDY EQUALS THE PAIN'KILLER. - in Canadian Cholera and Bowel Complaints Its effect is rrlaNic:a1. It cures In a very short time. THE BEST FAMILY REMEDY FOR BURNS, BRUISES, SPRAINS, RHEUMATISM, NEURALGIA and TOOTHACHE. SOLD EVERYWHERE AT 260. A BOTTLR. Wir Beware of Counterfeits and Imitations. DO YOU KEEP IT IN THE HOUSE'? ALLEN'S LUNG BALSAM. NO BETTER REMEDY FOR COUGHS, COLDS, CROUP, CONSUMPTION, &C. o g o o 15 E Ao Ni; 11 o HF o,- n o e Ndry w — BUSINESS ANNOUNCEMENT. C'aP1t RES l'46N 1 tLN C'F. We will at all limes be pleased to receive itemee of news from our sub- scribers. lie tenet a !food corres- pondent in ere-r•y locality, not already re/,i•ese'rlerl, to send us It1;L IALn.E news. Putrwts who flu lint recei;:c their of • 1e tN w E q � _ I f,uper ref/Wady from the carrier or 1/>r up/a their local post (tutees will confer a .favor by reporting al this ol/iee at nitre. ssSubs•cript; ns commence at any time. a at c�aa� o b • W r"t. o 00i • p mcoco ERRORS OF YOUNG AND OLD Lack ot Energy, PhyWsical Decay, Failing ositi positively cured by Hazelton's Vitalizer. Also Nervous Debility, Dimness of Sight, Loes of Ambition, Unfitness to Marry, Stunted Development, Loss of Power Paine in the Back, Night Emissions, Drain in Urine, Seminal Losses, Sleeplessness, Aversion to society, Unfit for Study, Excessive Indul- gence, eta, etc.' Every bottle guaranteed. 20,000 sold yearly. Address, enclosing stamp for treatise, 07. E. HAZELTON, Graduated Pharmacist. 308 Yonge Sk, Toronto, Ont. 1 sit as ADVERTISERS. Advertisers will please bear in mind that all "changes" of adrerlisenzenes, to ensure insertion, should be handed in not later than MONDAY NOON Of each week. CIRCULATION. THE NEWS -RECORD has a larger circulation than any other paper in this section, and as an advertising medium has few equals in Ontario. Our books are open to those who mean eineiness, as a courier, took very little rest and JOB PRINTING. never slant in a bed wheu ou his The Joh Lelartneent of this jour - travels. Ile got short naps of only nal is one of the best equipped in ten or fifteen minutes at a time each Western Ontario, and a superior day, as and when he could, and class of work is guaranteed at very took them etanding ur leaning /oat prier,.. against a tree, with a handkerchief d.,.,.r .,... over his face. Only the other day a man on being charged with begg- ing declared. that he had not slept in a bed for thirteen years, but took his night's rest in doorways and pas- sages. The Japanese never sleep in a bed, but the same spotless floor that ans- wers for table, chairs and dancing stage is utilized also for sleeping purposes. They sleep iu a great wadded coat, and, putting their arms into the long aleeaes, fold it over them and go to Bleep upon the floor, with a block of wood placed under the neck for a pillow. Perhaps the strangest sleeping place woe one din; covered a few years ago, when the police of Budapest found thirty per- sons of both sexes lying in a dirty but warm stream of water that flow- ed out of a mill. The water was shallow and the vagrants bad got in• to it for warmth, taking stones for pillows. MILS. DISRAELI'S IBOAST. Sir Wm. Fraser tells soma amus- ing stories of Mrs. Disraeli in his new book. The lady was certainly the most comical spouse that a great man ever had. Mrs. Malaprop was commonplace compared with. her. Dieraeli took a genial ;pleasure in playing on his wife's foibles and he would relate her sayings with the greatest relish- The moat famous story which Sir William Fraser does not tell, is about the visit of the Disraelie to Strathfieldsaye in the time of the old Duke of Welling ton. Going up to the bedroom, Distanli found his wife and her maid moving the bed from one side to the other.. When he inquired the reason his wife said, "Well, my dear, the Duke sleeps on the other side of the wall, and if I lio against it I can boast that I have slept be- tween the two greatest men in Eng- land." ESTRAY. Last week there came into my enclosure, Day-. field Roadr•Etoderieh-townshlp;fresP-Dftly'tbat"Slih rod and white yearling heifer. The owner is re- quested to prove property pay oxppopsea and take the animal away. WM. WEIR. June 22, 1991. d a CQ oo P. C 5 C zE C N• a' 0'4 ar, o a N 30C o~ z 0 STRAY STOCK ADVER TISEMENTS inserted In Tee - - NEWS RECORD at low rates. The law makes it compulsory to advertise stray stock If you want any kind of advertising you will not do better than call on *ewe-Reocord. IMPLEMENTS. The snbse.riber having severed his connection with the Massey Company, desires to intimate that he has been appointed agent for the well- kuown arm of FROST & WOOD, implement makers, of Smith's Palls, and will be pleased to fill all orders in his line as heretofore. Will also keep on hand WILKINSON PLOWS, CocTgn 8k SCOT', DRILLA, DIsc HARROWS, and articles of like nature. WM. STANLEY, 64 7-6m Holmesville and Clinton A NICE HOME AT A BARGAIN.—Eightacresof land with a select orchard of choice apple trees; comfortable house and stables ; adjoining;Godc. rich township. Apply to B. L. DOYLE, Gode- ich. 526-tf TIIE► CELEBRATED • Ideal Wastiergo wand Wr!rer. TiIE REST IN THE MARKET Machines Allowed on Trial am also agent for all ti All Agricultural Implements Wareroom opposite Fair's Mill, Cad2, trltd' s 3;2e.a.-ro° -..,,: - ". J. O. WEIR, CLINTON •