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Home My WebLink AboutThe Huron News-Record, 1891-05-13, Page 71 w pendent Quilty of personal' bribery• 1GOAT !�' ai•t1 ,you'd have austt3iteed t,ho jusio• Weut. ; its it id eve will enetaln the 1 ruling." 'uE CANADIAN AORiCUI~'ll'UR- xSV ,$5,000. WOOD 1ril it very •closes May g9t>t,, 1891, 45 days thereafter being allowed for letters tq reach us from distant points.) h;1 Whirring maggnin hifocnt prizes will be given free to ID ouut Oftthdel jotteis twnt?inedtin the two wordumber of de'The -AprieulturlaD " :14t 'Prize.... ..... $1,000 in Gold 4.500 in Gold ii i...• $1000 Grand Piano4th ", 1'' OWID n 'b It "' ' Tiekut to England anti return •rtit k" Lady'S Gold Watch i '9th- "' Gent's Gold Watch 9th " China Tea Set uh i44 X'Arizee of $10 each. 50 pprizes of $5 each. 100 prizea of Hunting Case Silver Watch Bo s Silver Watch each. 20 (1 i4 urixes of $1 each, rms./tins a total of 366 prizes, the value of which will agi'ega' te 86.000. TGrand Word -\laking Compett- ti open to everybody, everywhere, subject to the fol- S.Ulvtn$ eentl•ttOna.• - The words must be constructer) from ;b,N two words, T' o Agriculturist and must be only 'arab as may be found in Wohster'u Unabridged Diction. xrrY, and in the body dithe,bcok, none of the supplements to be used, The wnrdsmoat be written in ink on one side • t tIu paper only, and numbered in rotation, 1, 2, 3 and en, to, the sed of the list, for facndtatIng in deciding the winners. The list containing the Iargeet number of }r4)da wilt be awarded first prize. and so on in the order ofmtsit. Each 1151. as 1t Is received at the office of the `S'+inndlan Agriculturist" will be numbered, and if two * 5 )Bre tie on the largest list, the first received will bo waren, led the firstprize, the next seooudand so on. There- fore the benefit of sending in early will readily be seen, Bash plat must be sccompanled by $1 for 6 months sub- ' ecription to the 'Canadian Agriculturist One person can send in one or more lista, acoonlpanying each net with $1, for which the paper will be sent to any address forst; mduths. The beat family paper in Canada. It is byno.means anew paper, but has been established up- wards of iteven yearsand each year grows In the estima- tion of the subscriber. 11 contains no trashy, highly colored fiction, but has interesting stories of a higher ciao by the most popular authors of the day. It la end - neatly Tow paper for the home elrele, and at Oda year is the cheapest and beat paper In the market. Thle compe- tition will positively oldse on the above named date._ .Ifentember, you are paying $1 for six months subscrlp- tloa to one of the beat home papers in Canada, and at thteu c0ame time run a good chance of winning a valuable v'AGENT8-W4NTED.-The obieot of the publisher of the "Canadian Agriculturist" In giving away these large emanate in cash is to extend the cinsulatton of the paper, ands number of agents are required in every locality, to whom liberal pay will bo offered. Send throe cent stamp far particulars as to clubbing rates, ate. Address, THE tiananIAN AcinourTunxer, Peterborough, Ontario. The /uron News -Record Sl . 50 a Year -51.'25 in Advance 4e('il§,c'i(ldi1, I;.t3' ':tilt 1591 NOW Cl' IS M. (', ('A\l1?I()N, M. P. WHu 18 POSING :1S .1 CLEAN POLITICIAN. Otteeei, May 5. -The event of tu- el•,y'e session of the !louse, which was (l.'vuted cutitely lu what Sit -Jobe 'wuel.l call palish business, Was til.'. St,l'.erll r)! til' Al. .(i. Caw f'4Oil, 1101 O 1311111 la, 11' 1 4)1;4111 I:A "Avian',.," LI '111• 1:I.rudnclluu 01 his hill to ,1:)4'11111 ilo• ]s ••ernes ACI. 4iy this 11 .,-ore \1 r. Caul1r,uu pro• poses LU 411 &lie a nlisdenn•auor, 1 1711E 1. hltb(1 h', fills Or 1t1It111804) nle1It .or hitt), 1 host. ul miner 011'410448 not new ,l„alt with, to -luuroaee the penalty in other case: tied in viii sus ways to Onmelasurably a1111 10 thestringeney of the late. In sup - post of hi; Lill "A:mei:s” adopted re tOJe of ,,,lir t, lrll)' :4)411 gl, at 1.110141 ^1 „I1. L 1Vui the Wag- uitiocl,t s of• his assume.' persu) )-i eeeitulle he 1001<etl tduw'u with l.xereme disfavor upon all le- turuing 0111Ce1'5, -deputy letUrllieg 'officers, caudi.tates i1u11 election workers, and it. sie•,'ring tours :Ind -scathing terms 411114uunetel el et ty .much everybody irum the franker to the poll clot a.; hal 11e01.11e, Unfit to be at bug.. Auyune listen- ing to Mr. C,doelon Ivoul,.l really have imegiueri him to he a person of clean repetition, and of aU UU stained puliticel record. CAMERON THE Cu1I4UPTIONIST. What are the facts of the case. ti 'There is, perhaps, not in the pall da - Anent of Canada a 411.14 whose xecolii fur corruption is so ',rocs, -dirty 11041, abunlivable as is M. C. 'Cameron's. This is diet a mere political elierge, it is a FOOL sworn t0 to evideuon, and Is 011 record In the courts. In 1873, 'when Grit •oorrupti011 held high carnival, when the party of purity and hypocrisy prostituted the electorate from one end oI i 11 country to the other, W'11011 I iibely w.4s"Tfrartised, ou a scab, e11v,•r dr,iault of b1•foro or since, ,41...11 lura were being adrged to "come down handsomely" and ap1re:4ls w'•+re being made for a "big pesh," Mr. I1 C. Cameron •Cama to the bout slung with such delectable se.l,ltv.4 s as "G'otne- aloue-J",Ini" \I Ilivor, Cul, Walker, ' of 1.01111,111, tile• 1101)1110110 11. 11. Look and amen of 4li:It ilk. And of the lot 1•,'rhnns the meat bd'efaced, the must hc„uI):i let's the most 'precious 444)1111 ,ti.,il'At Was the plan who to -/lay halahured the atmos - phone in defence of polity of else• tions and in conle11111aI1011 of cur tr'upt practices. WHAT THE RECORDS Snow. The South Heron election trial ttookplaoo in 1874. This wits the .cenetihlebcV where 1hie geutletl,n diad been a oaudidate and where his .operations had been esrrind on Mr. Cltmeron admitted to the court that pie had :spent front $ 10,000 to 414,000 111 bribery by agents in order to carry the election. Tho providing ,judge had glove doubts ne to whether he Alltllild 4)01 (119 qualify. nut ultimately contented hitnanlf with voiding the election. The Snpeliur Court, upon rovinw• wing the evidence, had no such •.doubt. Here is their fiu'ling as given in n judgment rendered the "There are strong grounds for thinking that the respondeat Mal. colic Colin Cameron was guilty of pol'sonal bribery. Ilad the judge -who' tried the case found the res - All honest tile'' will adlnij that elections should be honestly eon- acted ; good citizens will join Iher,dsi in slid of every legitimateeffort towards that -'end, but the proposals towards purity of electiou coining from a man, with the record given above may reasonably be looked upou with grave sue piciou. Had Mr. Camernn's bill meet, the law of the land in 1874 he would long since have nerved his country ill atwitter 011,pacity than that of representative .in Pat. 'lament. ONE MAN, ONE VOTE. llln Uppoaition have not yet given up hopes of abulishiug the Dominion 11'.wchise Act, and tltetnb,y placing the control of the lists back lulu the hands of their friends In the provinces. The 11c0U1,l'lrlty of b 'slue rho I 'mein ion representation ou the discordant qualifications of Li'a tlifferellt pro- vin(:ea has 110 tel'I'01'3 fur them. Not in the least, and therefore Ananias Cameron has iutroducelI bill to abolish the Dominion law, as he c(115 it, "luck, stock and bar - re l.'" ONE ACT AND A TABLEAU.. [dB. GRANT'S SCND.11• MATINEE Toronto Telr-fat„ 1, 'Cil la w:tA lite Clara ill a 011e -act drama which pas prlfu:Wed 0u 4hot OCCOSI011 only at 63 King sl reel. went uu Sand Ir afternoon. \\'Ilile Sabbath Toronto was Ilnietly enjoy- dl4. line (eight \ley sunshine, a gentleman standing suineihing over ;ix loot :aid- w4 i;htug aha ;t. .1 Ilan died and eighty pounds was being smashed, battered, punched in Lilo eon and banged on rile 140-a by •111.111,er gentleman, .1:In11il(4 :,li;,nt n4 feet six :,4.1,1 weighing on,, 11;1n diel and filly pounds. '1'11" can 11• t was CUIId1.et'•d according to Mau -lois of 1,000 barky rides and it -was nut C.nlsidl•r'•d u•c"ssaIy LO 11.vu any iut,'rtul1,i..us fur leflr,ll •1)•1113, At 59 Culhorue sireet, flights of stairs, is a 141•)ss 11uu1' oil the frame of which (s plum d a card hearing this inscription : ONTAI1IO il1JltEAU OFCIIE\11 CA1, 1NFo1,:4AT1UN t'•nnnn•.relol Products Analyzed Om Asat 'ed, Researches Undertaken. Malt, worts, Beer. eta., analyzed . 31:,nut.tctorers supplied With processes. ARTHUR GRANT, PROPRIETOR. Mr. Arthur Grout is a tall, good- looking young fellow, and i, well itnuw'u down town. lie dresses well, always w'eld's a top hat., and seemingly has lots of money. Until three years ago he was assis• taut to Prof. Price at the School of Praciical Soi"lne, and was aC1101111t Ad rather clever :,b his work, stn lhu spring of 1358 he nu -Pried n 4•uun14 English lady, soil resigning Ilia poeiliun,d. the School of Seie Lice, started in bilsi Gess fur hitn4elf. The duties Dud responsibilities of a worried man didlint force hila to give up His BOHEMIAN PREDILECTIONS, King street wet his boat, and on summer evenings he wae a well- known figure on the pavement. Report says that he was on good terms with tetany youug girls, and last July he narrowly escaped a thrashing at the hands of the iu- furiated brother of one of his many t'ieuds. A short time ago this fascinating 304)1lg Man 'net Miss Alice Jarrett, a good-looking brunette who was at that time a teacher of shorthand and typewriting in Bengough's school, Mutual friendship ensued and Grant and Miss Jarrett were frequently seen together. Shortly after becoming acquainted with Grant Miss Jarrett resigned her position at Bengough's and set up for herself at 63 King street west. A few weeks ago this dream was rudely disturbed. For some un- knvwn reason, Grant began circu- etting horribly defamatory reports cuuceruil.g Hiss Jarrett., and they atom to her hrother'sears. Prompt- ly Edwin ,Jarrett, who is book- keeper at Whaley, Royce & Co.'s, enuuuuoed his readiness to adminis- ter to the defamer of his sister's good da'l'e a large and influential licking. This carne to Grant's ears and when he heard thit Jar- rett •'vers begird fuolateps cowing up tills stair. ',Clint) came a kngck at' the door, and spick .and span, stalked into the room -Mr. Ot.rant. He looked fiercely .down at little Jar- rett. WAS A SMALL MAN lie became warlike. Going up to tho music wharohonse of Whaloy, Royce & CO's on Young street, he began threatening Jarrett. The The shop was filled with customers and Jarrett quietly took the belli- gerent Grant aside and told him that he would be glad to meet hint at any time and any place to settle the matter. "All right," said .,Grant, "I will be at your sister's office on Sunday afternoon at 4 o'clock, and you can bot your life I'll knock — out of y011," You•Dg-Jarrettedielea' geere>ta_en--ye extent, and sharp on time, accom• ponied by his brother Thomas, he was at his sister's room, Mise Jarrett was out of the way. They talked for a fow irlinutes, and then "Well, young follow, what do you want f" said he. "`A. few words with you, and, if you please, they will be in pri- vate." By this time Grant didn't feel any too comfortable. In frontof hint watt A MIN WHO HAD A 1111) EYE aur' tvho evidently meant what he said. Tom Jarrett and Douglas went out of the room end Grant VI 48 invited to sit down. He did so, placing his chair so near Jarrett that the brother of the girl he had slandered could nut get 11 a sudden blow, '•Note, you scoundrel," said Jar nett, "is it true that you have aspersed my sister's character 1" Grant hummed and hawed, and looked not tqo comfortable. "Well," said he, 1 don't quite understand you." "Answer that questiuu," shouted Jarrett. Grant was badly scared. "1f 1 said 00 you would think I was a liar, and if I said yes 1 would he a fool,"' "You're gong to get the worst licking you ever gut," yelled Jar- rett, and sprifgiug at his autago• uist., he made a smash at hint. 1'IIIST BLOOD FOR JARRETT. Grant was too quick however, null made 11 holt fur the door. lie t\'aA all arrant Co Word. Jarrett iut.'Iceplted Ili111, bonged hila in the eve, and k!lock ed him dote n. Fancy a 150 pounder licking a elan 1kiity lieu putl0.ls heavier. liol I.1'11 big 111,111 waell't 14144)10. Ile 1111010 :1 futile 4111'0(1 40 choke Jarrett ell', but. like a little bull terrier, the little III dl knpt lit hien, Soon Grant's eyes holh b"g:4u to close; Jarl '11's body blows mein his ribs feel as it ho had been clubbed with a baseball bat, anti front two cuts over his eye the blood bas• patt'•'rr'd the floor. The little wall stepped when his auta.:,,nlst lay on the flout-. "Get up, yen brute," he said. Grant gut up but promptly lay rl0Wnagatin, bring induced t0 do mu by a lusty right-hander on the poil.t of the shin. Again he stood up and, ,Jarrett, afraid of doing him serious damage, told him to go. He made a bolt for the stairs but here Toll) Jarrett wailer' for him and a smashing whack across hie; hack helped him down stairs to the first flight. There he was joined by the tune who had thrashed him, and was kicked --our, step -one kids -into the, street, HE DIDN'T LOOK NICE. With his face like. a beefsteak, all') his es es bunged up, he was a sorry sight. Hr crawled back into the hallway and begged the Jarrett boys to allow him to remain there while Douglas telephoned for a mutes. The request was granted, and, groa.ling, Grant was carted home 10 his 1'on1118 (Wer the Loot shop at Church and Queen streets. Jarrett had not a scratch. It was the case of the bantam defeating tate pompous barnyard rooster: A pleasant sight indeed was Mr. Grant, as he lay on hie bed next morning. Around his head was a big white handege, which helped to conceal the cute in his forehead. Ilia left cheek was of a beautiful dark blue tint, and both his eyes were closed. HE MAKES NO STATEMENT. Ill the corner, prattled his little two-year old daughter. Grant was told the story as the reporter had beard ir. Ho acknowledged its truth. He was milted if he had been given fair play and Ire said he had. There was a misunderstand- ing, he said, but he decline.' to state what the misunderstanding Was. "It's a had business," said he, "awl' i gut the worst of it. Great, hesbens, though, how that fellow did fight, 1 was surprised." Which astonishment was not much to be wondered at. WHEN THE BREATH Is tainted by catarrh it i11 en evidence that the diaeaee has progress to the throat per haps in the larynx, and the bronchial tubes. Tneee are only eessrtions on the road to the lungs. When Catarrh has prngreeeed and attacked the lungs there can he but one result -consumption and death. Clark's Catarrh Cure will arrest the disease at any point 1•e•nre the lungs are au bluely sif cted. It ouste fifty Dente of drukgiIts, or sent to any ,.ddress on receipt of prise. Clark Chemical Co., Toronto, New York. -Many fruit growers of Michi- gan are greatly alarmed now on account of the severe cold of May 5. Ice en inch thick formed on water there, and some growers are sure that the great crop of tender fruits whioh„tvae expected will not pan out. ,. efee e e ee. esee-nom .rez FROM THE PACtFrd G1OAST. We Time from a letter recently reoeiv• ed from Mise Meaner Pope, Port Haney. 13. C. "For sore threat, coughs, braises, etc., Hatryard's Yellow 011 is the best thing I ever used." • -TALKS FOR THEFARMER4 TIMELY INFORMAI•IQN FOR THE CANADIAN AGRICULTURIST. 4 Discouraging Hoehn In an ICxgeriment With Pigs at the Ontario Agricultural Cu2iuge-•green Fodder Not So Good a9 a Meal Ration. Bulletin No. Luc, just" issued from the Ontario Agricultural College, gives an ac-. count of en interesting and useful experi- ment with greelt fodder as a food for swine. The experiment was conducted by Prof. t3haw, the farm superintendent, and his res port is as follows:- This ollows:This experiment began on June 7, 1890, and closed October 8, coverings periost of 123 days, The after experiment growing out of it lasted 40 days. Its primary object was to ascertaiu whether green fodder used as a food adjunct in summer along with a suitable meal ration effected a saving in the cost of producing pork, and if so to what extent. A second object was to ascertain whether u large or a small quantity of the green food used in this way furnished the cheaper ration. A third object was to test the correctness of the theory advanced by some scientists, which claims that some bulky food Mixed with a meal ration in feeding swine st'e.,res a more thorough digestion of the meal, since it prevents impaction of the 0a1110 ill the stomach. The animals selected for the experiment were pure Berkshires and Berkshire grades all bred upon the farm. There was one o) the former iu each group. The grades were by a pure Berkshire sire, out of a high grade Berkshire darn, and the pure brads were by the same sire. They were divided into three groups. Each group comprised three auimats, two of which were barrows and one a sow. The individual animals in each group were from different filters, and one animal i0 each group was in every ltl- stance front the same litter. These litters were farrowed September 11, Not'ernber 25 and December 1, 113$n/, the pure-breds being the oldest. They were in good store coudi- tiou at the commencement of the expert - meet. For one week before the experiment cons - u« ,ueul, the pigs ill the different groups were put upon the ration fed during the ex- periment. Before that tiune they had been fed very similurly ou noes..] and refuse front the culloge. The pig; in group No 1 were fed all the meal they would take without waste. Those in group No :1 Were fed about throe -fourth as much "'nal a, the pigs in group 1, and also a quantity of green fodder. The pigs in group 3 wore fed about one-third as much ureal as those in group 1, and about twice as much groes fodder as those in grout) 9. The aim Was to wake the quantities of ureal used in these two iustauces exactly two- thirds and one-third respectively of the amount fed to the pigs in group 1, but slight variations were caused by the con- suulptiou,by the latter of quantities of meed not always the same from day to day. Whoa definite changes were made in the quantities of food fed, they W01e al- NUye made at the weighing periods, which warn every two weeks. The n,ettl ration consisted of grouud peas. two parts; ground barley, one part; ground oats, one part, read wheat middlings, ono part. These propor- tions were by weight, The green food cun- sisted of ('1ser, osts and vetches, tort and millet, as r hese cantle In season. It was cut into lengths of about one -half-inch by run- ning it through a cutting box, and when fed the meal wa; Mixed with it. ' Nater wits al- ways given along with the food. The food was estimated at the current market values 01 Guelph, viz. :-Peas, 53 cent; per bushel; hat ley, 50 cents; oats, 35 cents; and wheat middlings, $15 per tau. Eight cents per 100 lb. were allowed for grinding the meal. The price, of the meal mixtnl•e used was, therefore, ono cent per pound. The green food was charged at $2 per ton. The daily consumption in group 1 was 4;,S lbs. areal, and the total during the experi- ment 1,520 lbs. Group 2 consumed daily 3.09 lLs. meal and 1.85 lbs. green food, the total being 1,140 lbs. meal and 023 lbs. green food Group 3 received 1.39 11)8. meal and :1.77 lbs. green food daily, making a total of 514 lis, meal and 1,309 lbs. green food. Group 1, when weighed at the commence - meet, showed au average of 151 lbs., and at the close 2.8.30 lbs. -an average increase of 4(7.30 1bs., or a daily increase of .79 1b. Group 2 at the commencement weighed 147.30 lbs., at the close 221.30 lbs -the in- crease averaging 74 los., or a daily increase of .60 Ib. Group 3 weighed at the commencement 147.30 lbs.. and at the close 167 lbs. -the increase being 19.70 lbs., a daily average of .16 Ib. The fallowing table gives (1) the average value of one auimal in each group at the commencement of the experiment, (2) the cost of food for one average animal through- out the experiment, (3) the average value of one animal in each group at the close of the experiment, (4) the average individual gain ur loss, and (5) average individual gain or loss per cent. (a) 011 value of animals at com- mencement of the experiment, and (5) on value of animals at commencement of the experiment with n'a•2et value of food in- cluded:- Group 1. Group 2, Group 3. Value at cont- menc•elrlent.... 1' 79 Cost of food 5 ('7 Value at close12 17 G ain or loss + :11 " "onuui- mals. + 4 56 +9 71 -27 00 " on ani- mals and food. + 2 61 +1 69 -10 41 The pigs were valued at $4 50 per 100 Ib„ live weight, at the commencement of the experiment, as prime auitnals brought $5 25 per 100 Jb. at that time. At its close the pigs in groups 1 and 9 were valued at $4.20 per 1001b., which was the market value, and those in group 3 were veined at $4.2.1. As to condition, the animals in group 1 were fat, and those in group 2 prime, while those in group 3 were not in improved condition. It will also he observer) that the market values had fallen in the Meantime. The manure is supposed h) form more than ah offset to the cost of the labor. At the close of the experiment proper 021 October 8 a second experiment was com- menced to show the probable erects of feed- ing green food upon pork -malting during the subsequent fattening period. During this experiment all the pigs were fed a ration similar in kind to that fed to those pigs in group No. 1 during the first experi- ment. This after experiment continued 40 days. and at its close, on November 17, the pigs wore sold at $4.10 per 100 lbs live weight. The detailed results would unduly enlarge this bulletin. It may be mentioned, how- ever that although there was a slight rola- pigs in groups 2 and 3, as compared with those in group 1, it was not at all marked, The prices for prime pork bad in the mean- t ime fallen from 64.50 to $4.10 per 14;0 lbs, ix) (1413 6('3 4 03 2 18 1084 710 + 13 -171 e 4 that the pigs during this period were fell et pA actual lois. The fo)lowiug are the meet iwportaut con- chtreons from the experiment:- (1) That while (1) pigs fed for. 123 days ou a- suitable meal ration and housed in summer increase to weight at a rate of 64 per cent., (3) pigs fed on two thirds the quantity of the stupe 01ea1 ration, the bat ante of the food beiug made up of green fodder cut and mixed with the meal, increase at.a rate of 50 per cent., and (3) pigs fed on one -this'd the quantity of the same meal ration, the balance of the food being made up of green fodder cut and mixed with the meal, increase• at a rate of only 13.87 per cent., the labor of feeding being also rela- tively greater where green fodder is given. (2) That when the prices of food and pork are the same as in this experiment, the gain from feeding pigs, as in group 1 for 123 days iu spulmer will be but 4.50 per cent. ou the first cost of the animals, as in group 2 but 2.71 per cent., and when fed as in group 3 the loss will be 27 per cent. (3) That iu pork making the questions of market values and of the best season to market are of great practical importance. (4) Farmers should study to avoid market- ing their pork in the months of October'pand November when prices are usually lower than at any Other season of the year. (5) That a ration of which the major por- tion consists of green food as in the case of that fed to the pigs in group 3, will fail to bring then' iuto a marketable condition. (6) That of the rations given to the pigs in the three groups in this experiment the meal ration fed to those in group 1 has proved iu every way the most ratisfactor'y, hence . (7) If feeding a bulky fodder along with meal to pigs is any aid to digestion, it must be given iu less preportlou than that used in feeding the pigs in group 2 in this experi- ment. DINNERS WITHOUT COST. The Scheele Worked by a Fat Man in an Uptown Restaurant. 1 happened to be (lining iu a well known uptown restaurant last week when I noticed two men, both of whom were attired in the height of fashion, enter the place and seat theluselvett at a table not far from mine. One was of rotund proportions that indicated years of high living. The other was•uruch smaller, and from dress and manner appear- ed to be a Western man. They disposed of a seven course dinner and two bottles of wine. After waitiug respect- fully espectfully the usual time a waiter approached them and ingrtired: "Clue check or two, sir?" The stout man became iutonsuly interested in a newspaper he appeared to bo reading, and the small man waited half a second fur him to speak, He failed to 'do so, and the small one quietly said: - ''One," The following evening I visited the same restaurant and was surprised to see the stout individual of the preceding evening outer the place with another companion. IIrs aetious became interesting and 1 {latched hint quietly and as I surmised, 11e went `through the same performance that I had before noticed. He became tangled up in a report on the silver question immediately when the waiter appeared, although he paid no at- tention to it during the feast. When the check had been paid and . the two disappeared 1 questioned a waiter on the subject: - "Do he come here often? Yes, soh, he do. He's been comm' nearly a yeah and he never brings the same frien' twice. "Whe's onto him, sab; art' he tips de weitah, foil givin' do check to de other t ominan." The waiter said that not once during the year the stout mal had been visiting the restaurant had paid for a meal. -New York Herald. How He Swore we As strnuge as it may seen' there was once a judge of the District C"m•t of San Ber'ua•- :lino County, California, who disapproved of liquor and wine drinking, and lost no op- portunity in sternly holding up to public gaze all persons vele) had committed crimes or misdemeanors while tinder the influence of strong drink. There lived in that town at the time this exemplary man sat upon the bench a good many men who looked upou the wine when it was g, od and red and who often frolicked with John Barleycorn until they got the worst of it. There was one young man in particular, who belonged to a good family, who was wont to paint Sau Bernardino scarlet when funds were ant too low. This youth entered his Honor's study one day and exclaimed: "Judge, I'ut going to swear off and I want yon to-" "All right, all right; I know -I know. I'll make nut the papers and fix you up. It won't take ten minutes." And tickled nearly to death the Judge Made out a satisfactory document, the young man ((nicely subscribed to it, and then swore never again to drink anything intoxicating. Tion alted: "Hoha sry much do I owe you, Judge?" " Owe me! Heavens and earth, young intim, you don't owe ole anything. Confound it! I owe youI You have made me su- premely happy! I can never repay you!, "Now, see here, Judge, that won't do. I have taken up your time and I'm going to 1)a.Y you." "Never, never, never' My dear boy, I will not take a ceut." ''But you must." "Never!" "Well, you aro the best man I ever saw." "That's all right." "And I am determined to demonstrate my thankfulness in some way." "No, no, no l" "Yes, yes, yes; 111 toll you what we'll do, Judge." "What?" "Lot's go and have a drink!" 4prroudeagle, but Good. Ben Franklin was dining with tI small party of distinguished gentle nen, when one of them sail: "Hort) are three nationalities represented; I me French, my friend, there is English and Mr. Franklin Linn American. Let us each propose a toast." It was a7reed to• and the En;ltthman's turn came first. He Growl, a nI 1a the tone of the Briton bold, said: "Here's to Great Ilritain, 0. 000 that gave light to all nes tions of the earth." The Freuchnl ul seas ratht)r taken back at this, but he proposed: "Here's to France, the moon whose magic rays move the tides of the world." Ben then arose, with an air of quaint modesty, and said: "Here's to George Wash- ington, the Josh' ' of America, who com- manded the 81111 110(1 moon to stand still - and they stood still." Stolen Sweets. 'Tis said that "stolen sweets are best"- 'Twas Cibber who conceived it - And hundreds, sine, the 90e1 wrote, =-=- liave.•tOnlilshl'V-helieved-•it. • • But i shall still deela a it false. 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