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'he- Huron News.Record Tllipfler wee a l#aptlat pr! asegar;
in. 4senneetivut some years age, 14
nothing is known in Jersey pity. of
that ,1111a u of hie career.
Pf<tOI('. SWING AND CREEDS
flee angst-4Lee dei 4sbeineet
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ieo eptio t must be 'toltmil 'inn the
t remarkthat they Ail lead to. piety.
"Oahe Seavens declare the glory, of
God" and lead many an Overl eek
ant*Pugin to worship, but the
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• Weflo day) I►>rill ft4h, 1181P1
WOMAN ALURDERED BY A
.00IAORED EXHORTER.
418 VICTIM W4.$ A NATIVE Ole
CANADA.
'New ¥ora, April 6.-A cruel
Premeditated iuurder, one of the
,sesose atrocious in tnauy years, was
• Aontetited in Jersey City early
yesterday tuotuiug. The murderer,
.fdward Wilmington Hollinger, an
ex -Baptist exhorter, better known
of late ,years as "Big Ehlinger," a
colored prize fighter, wee c:•ptured
recd -handed and is now locked up in
the FLret presence police station.
The •body of hie victim, au iudus•
trious, inoffiusive, colored woman
who hua teen a wife to hint in all
but nave, lies at Speer's Morgue
shockingly mutilated.
Mary Hollinger had but few inti,
state friends iu Jersey City, and no
one beanie to know where she came
from origiu.tliy our what her light -
Jul name may have been. She told
a neighbor a few menthe ago that
her home was in Canada, awl that
next fall sh•, proposed returning to
the pvovinues.
Ou March 28 Miry loft the house
where she hal been staying and
went to live with the family of
James Moere (eolere.l), at No. 317
• Third 8tneut. Her fa •v belongings
helped to furnish a s1114f1 rear bed-
room 0.1 tlhu gr./dal t1•) r, the ruotu
that w Is de;tiud to b eowo the
scene of tee tr'gle, brutal seethes i. of
her life.
A few uieutes before six ()Vied:
yestt•rdey tit ,ruing J+lin s Mem,
had just briguu se dress, when his
heard a r ip at the door. lie
answers! an I we, ()oufruet,•,1 by
Effinger, whom Ito .lid nut k
"Is my wife hero?" demanded the
visitor.
"Who are you l" Moore asked.
"\It' name is 111)1 ineer,.' Elliteser
replied.
"I'll ask my tvifs,'' \Iuove rejoin-
ed, closing tale door.
Mary had been arc -meet from slt'ep
by the conversation au l rano gnizing
Elfinger's voted cried out to
Moore
"For Gel's writs, don't let him in !
He'll still No if you do,"
Effinger heard her ata} putting
- b. his shoulder to the door, broke it
down, and then tinselled past 111uore,
who souglht to detain him. Moore
immediately ran after a policeman
tend Eilirlt;er strode into the little
re•tr I); I(>u.0 au•1 e) trouts,!
Mary, n'hn tried to jnn)u out of the
bed.
"Yon , lic}u't went t0 see Idle, eh ?'
the shouted. "Well, I want to eco
you," and wit.lt these words he hurled
at the uuf•)rtun•tte won):ul his keen,
bladed lecher e h-tteh,)t. 'Cite death,
elealiu;; weapon buried itself in
:M'.ary''s skull. She screamed with
drain and fright, and Effinger rushed
to her side. He seized the hatchet.
threw it forth, and rained a shower of
blows upon lir ilea,! and upraised
arms.
The hatchet sank deep at every
blow, and in a moment or two the
poor woman fail heck on the bed
dead. Two frightful gashes were
cat in the top and side of her skull,
both cheeks were laid open, and
both arms were cut to the bone.
One of the blows et.ruck her full in
the mouth, cutting through the lips
and laying open the chin in a
frightful manner.
Ehlinger gazed a moment at his
work when he saw Mary fall hacks
ward, and then raising the weapon,
teraught it down with great force on
the back of hie own head, inflicting
an ugly wound. He then seized a
table knife and
tried el tocut his
throat, but the weapon was not
.sharp enough to do much harm.
The murderer picked up his twos
year-old child and ran into Mrs
Moore's bedroom, where the woman
and her four children were cowering
ing in fright on the heti. He
dragged off the quilt that covered
theta, wrapped it about the child in
his arms and left the house. He
walked through Sixth etreet to
Jersey avenue, to Fourth street,
where he was confronted by Police-
man Vandereee. A few questions
by the policemen revealed the fact
that the bleeding, excited man had
been engager! in Rome tragedy, and
officer took Ehlinger to the Second
Precinct Police Station. There
Bilinear boasted of his crime and
Said he was glad his was wife dead.
"How do you know she is dead ?"
asked Ronudsman Gannon, who was
at the desk.
"Do you think she isn't !" Effing-
er eagerly asked. "Let me go back,
and I'll make more work of it."
Ehlinger has made a 'statement.
Ke confesses the murder, and said
he was willing to hang for it.
The hed on which the unfortunate
washerwoman lay:was drenched with
her lifesblood, and a red trail mark-
ed Ellinger'e conrae from the honse
to the police station. The neighbors
have taken charge of Mary's two
children.
ft IS
It is unavoidable that the church
ea of our lime must wake wany era
sures from the texts and doctrine
which were satisfactory to the pas
multitudes. As Pliny could not
write for us the history of the unix
corn and the elephant, as even
Goldsmith was not exact enough to
sketch for us our Niagara, so the
theologians who have been here and
have gone from life have left mauy
a page noose which the erasing pen-
cil moat be drawn.
heavens never so declare beauty as
to express a preference for the
Catholic or 'Protestant articles of
faith. Music, architecture, and
a painting can never be beautiful
t enough to determine how many
right angles are contained in a tri-
angle ; nor beautiful enough to tell
a mind whether to select a Catholic
or a Protestant oreed. The letter
of Father Elliott is wonderfully
lacking in those sharp distinetions
which abounded in the time* of
Calvin and the Iugnisition, and iu
correspondiugly full of that truth
which is coming to the living
generations. In the effort to define
Roru tniam Father Elliott hae falheu
a victiw to his age, and has defined
all sincere piety. The true has die -
placed the dccitle►tal.
The common people have long
bet's aeeuetowed to refer to their
pastors and priests all the intellect-
ual didi;ulties of their bibles and
ere •3s: They seemed happy in hav,
ing some one upon whom to lean.
'J'he church said : "Alt, child' en,
listen to due;" and fur mail centur-
ies the common membership f)uud,
rest uh thrix cuuti.leuceiu their church,
Remelt or Protestant. But at last
tll) love t,f the truth has sprawl lice
the love of I•fberty, and pastor and
peuple are alike uhdt r the spell uf
the new seetiurent. All love Chris-
tianity as deeply as ever but they
so love the truck that they ardently
desire to separate their altars from
all that is false,
'I'o this emendation of the curtest
religion the Presbyterians have
conte. Seine of their g' eatust mon
are, pet reedy willing that Elistla
aborad have lea le t he Jordan part
))y strilcieg It with • lleE tied tit trip,
but they iso love the net ural Joel ei
in its perpetual rippling;, anti they
to love the uatur•tineee of a tnautlu
that, would rather think the story to
le' a tignre, saying that the f'litlt and
piers of the Noel will always ut.tko
petit through tire or binud, and that
Prue tie. river of death will pride h'
fore the Christian's foot and let hint
Imes easily to the happy st.le.
With roil ling the nl-tittle remains
in ie.( naturalness, tits Jordan in its
natur•du •ss, the Eiishe es a cow.
.nun brother of us all, and our re•
!igloo stands ntnr., foil than ever of
eternal truth. Thug re.liginn, like
arc, •.(.tie: by passing trout the dies
eordatit to the natural.
In this arae when at't, poli icl, sci-
ence, anti religion are seeping all
the things that are true, whet are
the Rotn'tit Catholics doing in this
pursuit of the true? They are not
like the Protestants the open'seekers
of truth. Titin comes partly (rout
the long avowal that they long ago
found the whole trot's of feligion.
Beeon said: (A(I suientiam multi
perveniesevtt, etc.) '•illtanv would
co ne to k now lege did they not Its
sums themselves to be already
there." Christians
assumptintt of the
fl. itian Christians that they possess
alt facts lessens indeed the powder.
ity of pursuit. T the power of
thin assumption ie sidled th9,t qual-
sty of limn An which requires
front its diciplee obedience, not in-
quiry. Its soldiers, highest, and
lowest, only march and tight in a
campaign, each cleteil of which was
planned many centuries ago. They
live and die to obey.
And yet neither custom nor phil-
osophy cell prevent the Roman
Church from the unconscious study
of what is true. It is possible for
that sect to move slowly, but it is
not possible for it to stand still.
One .night !lobe that the Catholic
Church will 80011, in all it -s length
and breadth, in its Pope, cardinals,
and bishops, define itself as a prom-
inent Catholic priest has just de-
fined himself in newspaper and
pamphlet in our East. The great sig•
nificance in his atattsment, "Why he
ie a Catholic,"lies in that generosity
of statement which makes his tea•
sons do duty as well for the Episco-
palian or the Lutheran or Presby-
terian or Methodist. e dig n
o t. Ants g other
remarks comes these : "Men join
the Catholic Church from the most
diverse reasons. One class is drawn
to her by her beauty, attracted by
the sweetnest of lu'r music and the
eloquence of her ritual; some, like
Overbeck, paint themselves into
Catholicity or build themselves into
her spiritual temple like Pugin. St.
Peter's at Route has made many
converts." Such words surrender
all the old claims of that church to
he the special agent of God and
Christ upon earth, for architecture
and painting and sweet mueic exist
in the Protestant faith, and roust
possess there their power to kindle
religion's flame. The beat 'sacred
music in England is Raid to be
heard in the Episcopal Cathedral of
Chester, while the architecture of
York Cathedral must posses a
wonderful charm over the poetic
and devotional 'spirit. If Overbeck
painted himself into the church
through his study of the "Entry of
Christ Into Jerusalem" and the
"Dement from the Crean," such a
study would possess the same power
in any religion which holds Christ
to be divine. The elegant and
scholarly Father Elliott halt neglect-
ed to point out how, if mnebe and
arcl itecture can make a man a
Christian; they must slake him
into a Catholic Christian. Ile says
all these beautiful retitle lead to
Rome, but the only truth in the
CURRENT TOPICS.
NEWSPAPER MANNERS.
Is there a code of uewspapee men,
neral Tess is one of the questions
which that prince of journalists and
litterateurs, George Wihlial) (,'orris,
discusses in the Editor's E icy Chair
in Hnrper's
Magazine fur Apes(,
The .:ode of newspaper manners, he
says, is the universal code of sour•
test', and not ont, restricted to the
now',papers. Gaud luatin ars in civil
ized society are the same everywhere
and in all relatiume 1f a sun is a
gentleman, lie does not cease to be
O.te b,'Cause he miters a newspaper
office, awl it would scent to be equal,
ly true Hutt if Itis work on the paper
dons not prove to In. that of a eeutle.'-
m'iu, it could not he it :+e'titlemun
who did the work,
sem ter lttse w11oNu vt'rit Tali 60,-
000,000.
Tile New You k H'or'de[ : A.t. t,o
period in the city's history have ,o
welly people beet, without untpley,
merit as during the present winter.
Seas'ttts of rem trltable bee,intes de,
pression have amts and gone ; loan
ies have staggered iti:mnv lines of iu•
dustry from time to titles ; waves of
unaccountable alaekue8s'in the man-
ufacturing world have been experi•
enced during the past five decades,
but their consequences were not as
far-reaching for evil, or their results
so painfully apparent as the un-
known causes that today oblige near•
ly ono -mind) of New York's popula-
tion to be without occupation or
work of any description that might
aid them to keep the wolf from the
door, without assistance from some
other source. In the skilled trades
this remarkable condition of affairs
is more than ;malty sti ilcing. There
are over ono hundred thousand we-
chauics and artisans of every des-
cription vainly seeking employment.
There tire over 50,000 people who
have the desire for and ability to
work at anything that might enable
them to fight the battle of life, also
yearning for something to do.
Many of theses are women, soule,aud
a very large proportion of these,
mothers of helpless families, who
despairingly seek from clay to day
for the means to help them to pmt
honestly earned bread into the
mouths of their children.
M (NITOBA SCHOOL LAW.
Sir John Thompson informed
a correspondent of the Witness
that he had, as yet, made nn report
on the Manitoba School Act, but
would do so within the next two,
days. The petition, signed by Card-
inal Teachereau and all the Bishops
in Canada, received during the past
week was not for the disallowance
of the Act, but, after reciting that
the legislation was injurious to a
portion of. Her :Majesty's subjects,
prays His Excellency to employ the
best rues ns to effect a remedy. This.
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can .>
e done
Sir John Thompson
stated by either of three ways :-
Disallowance ; promoting a decision,
from the Courts ; or by remedial
legislation under section 93 of the 13.
N. A. act. I understand that the f01•
lowing course will he pursued. An
appeal will he taken to the Supreme
Court of Canada from the decision
of the Queen's Bench of Alanitoba,
and under a power to make rules
and regulations on the euhject, the
D.>ntiuiou Government will inter,
verse in order to see that the
question is properly submitted
to the Court, and on its merits
should it he necessary, an appeal
to the Privy Council in England
will be promoted by the Government.,
who in the meantime will allow the
act to go into operation, leaving it to
the future to determine the question
whether remedial legislation by the
Dominion Parliament will he necei.s•
ary.
"rwo SOULS WiTH BUT A SINGLE
THOUGHT."
As they sat silo by aide, they sighed.
"Oh, my i•lol ! ' he said, and teen idled.
"Daar Luke," said she, as she l)oko.l,
"I will wed thee if thou wilt," and he
wilted. The hcneymoon passed in an
exoPPe of joy. Exoess in eating rich
food brings indigestion, nick headache,
and fregn'•nt attacks of dieeenose. Dr.
Pierce's Pleasant Pellets will cure all
these. They are tiny, sugarcoated, and
easy to ewallew, No other preparatinn
empires with them as a Liver P111.
They a e guaranteed, and one is a dose.
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PRACTICAL 1V!"SWAT
Beate Hawee.r'A Theories ,1U keoiL w
Nils Laytet t lrxl)erfaame>tt.
Mr. bl:cliwat went home one afternoon a
few weeks ego with something wrapped up
In a brown paper. Ile laid it on the kitchen
table, but ,kept his hand on it, as if it were e,
mystery too momeuttuus to be unfolded with-
out taking precautions against inilicting
upon the sensitive nervous system of Dire.
IVicbwat a sudden and unexpected shock.
" Well, Beiliger, what is 1tf"
"Don't be in a hurry, Lobelia. All in good
time. I have made up my mind to try a lit-
tle experiment. I can hardly call it an ex-
perimeut, though. It is such an obeio s;
praetuttil thing that it's a wonder to me it
basu't been done for a hundred years. I am
guiug to show you, Lobelia, how to save
money and add to the comforts of life."
Mr. ylc Twat then proceeded with great
deliberation to open the package. He took
oaf the string, rolled it up into a little coil,
azul gave it to Mrs. Mctlwat.
"It's a good idea, Lobelia," he said, " to
save every piece of string that cornea into
t „• house. You may need it some time."
:+ate ha,1 a hag full of similar coils laid
utvay suute.here, tangled tuto tut inextricable
ted.-., aril running over at the top, and had
no u,o uuder the shiniug sun for another inch
uf string, but she promised to take care of
:hi, pate tilde'. wad. Meanwhile Mr. Me -
8%3 at Y, .slowly unrolling the bundle. He
brought to view at last a beets tongue,
-There here it it, Lobelia," he exclaimed.
••1 don't see anything remarkable about it,
l;tlii�'r e-(eupt that it isn't smoked."
"That's just the puiut, madam," he retort -
cid, "I've gut tired of payiogtill rents ai,ieee
toe snail:ed tongues that leek Lku a section
of a dried tuuukey's fere-arm and taste rt+ if
they haul bred (lug up out of un !adieu
olnun.l. I'ut going to smoke 0 ty u,t a l,, ea
ten„ae, hereafter."
••dirt now are you going to do ii 1 We
ha velet any sueate-house-"
"Just you wail a 'Mettle and y.a'll a•u 1
11ring me au iron poker."
Mee .11el.;wilt hunted up Cite tie•essi mete -
mem mut brought it to hist.
"N• re. "I,eerve."
He attest the pincer til. ,til lath is 1,•,:: II
t ht'e,t;{U (lie slit 1,1 Cur handler rt.:i ..i the
tongue.
"Now twee en, Lui,otirt...
IIe pees -•d..11 her til, -:.tsars, .9,-,11 ,1 rt h•t,nt
window, stepped out t.1t the hi ,•iteu r.,,t•,
and uuvle Iii, way it, by
Le ti,i. e,,iul,, awl Ihrta .f tit':: t., 1.u• , ie...-
tu'v itt the further end. 1.1ltii vi
carefuily up he placed ;h • poker me -,•
tel, ).i the rhiuln.ey, t hr Leet -toe h::
down inside.
"That's till. assume, 1.41hrll:t," he ,•e-1
c•lamberi:tg back eu the t'.i u,I ttv. l.'11
tauuko the ih:ug all right ao l ,:t,c j;r:, :11
cents. Cat:•lt ore buyis;; smote), t'•.hgttes arty
more!"
But. 1It're• s uu s:o:+le c o:1M ; ne 1hnt
uey, Billigur,"said hi.; tvitg. "ti.• ()aril hart
coal, you know,"
"1'11 fix that, We'll throw in n she, "r-
easinnally, and if that du•etu't teak, .:e'.'.t)
enough we'll burn a little sort cent They're
1>utlh cheaper than hard coal."
They went downstairs, raid for the next
twenty-four hours ter longer, in enmpli•u,ee
with iustruolious from 1;illiger, Jlrs. 1lr-
Swat ulna the atuiable domestic, r h.h„iia,
pliwl the kitclten range liberally with t lei,. of
wuud and chunks of soft coal.
Ou the morning of the second day ., t. er
31r, MeSwat had pelt in operation iii•; •,e .ad
scheme for saving money and adding e. the
comfort of living he climbed out to the
chimney again, lilted the tongue oto anal
brought itdutvustair ,
"Nu discount on this job, Lobelia,” 1:,e No •,1,
holding it up. "it's smoke• -i till vi.-;..
rest. Seer sec a Liner -leek log tongue. I!tan
that!"
"Doesn't it look a good (Mel shrivel -it,
Edinger:" inquired :Airs, Jac': wat, .l.,,..-
ously
A suu,k(xi tongue ale ays looks shri. t G•:I.
All you need to du le ev is to :cams. n, elf
nicely, peel oft the skin, mrd cook it "
Mrs, Melewat prtlled. the tongue ter the
poker, laid it down on the table tied it 1- uku
itl two.
It t+'as covered with a think deposit of
soot, was charred almost to the cent re, nod
from its to eatttillg interior 01110' a rir;, odor
in which several distinct kinds of smoke
were clearly perceptible,
"1t won't need any more eeekin.:, 111111 -
ger," announced Mrs..11eStvttt, after rt brief
examination,
to the centre of the thickest portieu there
was about au ounce+ and a half of Mesh (hat
had °seeped the general destruction
in which the rest of the tongue had
been involved. How Mrs, ele>wat
carefully scooped this out, surveil it
up for Billieeer's dinner tis temptingly as the
nature of the clue would admit., and hung
over hint like an angel of m"rcv while he
ate it -how Billiuger ;V1-cttvat shade a ment-
al computation as to the saving he hit l ef-
fected in smoking bis own beef tongue, •.Ott b-
out counting two large rents in the iouer
periphery 01 each trousers leg caused by
shingle nails on the roof -how he re!lceterl
on the comforts he had added to life by his
little experiment, it is not the purpose of
this chronicle to relate, but trustworthy in-
formation received at this Miles quite re-
coutly is to the effect that Mr. McSwet. buys
his smoked tongues now and pays without a
murmur whatever the utosup„list hellitul the
meat counter chooses to asp: hive.
in
Clearly Vindicated.
Venomous :;panderer--"•.rir, you are a
scoundrel, all rnlbezzler. and 0 thief"."
Iuu"eent Victim (after a 1eug, long silence)
-"1 deny it.”
Chortle of Admirers of Innocent 'Victius--
"The•e! What more du you 'V\ /late'
Sorest(•.
`Zany are the tears that fell,
But the saddest of these all
Are the tears wuirll slowly sneak
To your chin, admen your eh('ek,
When you find your new stiff hat
Has been sat 00 and crushed flat.
Iier Flstnre.
One of the guests-" That is young New.
dle's bride, is it 1 I duu't like her figure."
Another guest -"That's where you and New-
dlediffer. Her figure isa3 with five cipheri
after it."
'To Suit leer Ilnsbal.
Tom g '.,msekeepor (to butcher) -Yeti
may rend a uice piece of meet beef.
Buto•he•-Yes, ma'am.
Voting Housekeeper -And have it very
rare, please; my husband prefers it that
way.-IIarper'e Baur.
TALK QF THE DAY.
It its pretty difficult for the stranded the•
atrieal manager Wool) up appearauces.
Slightly Dlilttrent,-She-•"You were at
college, were you nutf" He-"Yos." She
"A. B.1" He -"No, G. a" .
"Would you permit inc to read yotl my
last poem, my dear young lady." "If it is
your last really, certainly."
"Did the grocers wake anything on sugar al
asked Lamkia. "Yes," said Broker Margin.
"those who had any sand did."
Thompson -"I can't see why you thiel it so
hard to meet your bills!" Dedway-"I dou't
I find it hard to (lodge them!"
A Stickler for Form.-Gentlentatt•-"Altd
why don't you go to works" Tramp-
" 'Cause I ain't never been invited,"
Ought to be Suppressed.-" Was the play
spicy f" "No; but the intermissions were.
Charley went after eluvea four times."
De Marcus-" Why did he cull it a collec-
tion of fugitive versesf" St. Agedore-
"Probably because they escaped from. the
pen."
" Please don't talk to me. I'm it.viug my
voice for the opera." Why, are you to
sing f" "Aro. I'm to be in one of the
boxes,"
Boys have been ruined because they ha'1
to stay at home and turn the grindstone,
when they should have been allowed to go
a -fishing,
Tumdik-" They say that it is v,ry hard
for 1''rakshus to keep his nose above water.''
McClatmuy-" From the color of it I should
say that he found the teat quite impossible."
Any Mau Can 1>u It.-Uoldbags (looking
out at the tenements) ,. Alas! It must be
very heed to be poor." W-eututan-" Ou the
contrary, it's coufuuududly easy to be pate"
"Jane, the biscuits were like lumps of lead
this u:uruiug." " Yes'ut, I know that, but
then I heard you say the waster had to have
a heavy breakfast before going to his busi-
ness,"
Sharpson (grinding ottt verses) --"I want a
suitable rhyme for 'chains.'" Phlatz-
•'What's the matter with 'brains' I" "Gaut
use it. l'ut writing 0 poem entitled 'The
Cigarette Sleeker."'
A Surprise fur Both, -Lady Barth, leu,ew
(as she finds the butler taking surreptiti•,us
nip of the 1Weuty-five-year-old sherry)--
" Bulger, I ail surprised!" The Butler-
" tin he I, ate lueldy!"
A fuer fart icu hurt.—" 1 tell you, sir," he o %-
t -Mimed in a high voice), "that the emelt re is
going to the dugs." ".May I inquire, .11•,"
asked a modest listener, "if the duke, are of
tray 11(11(11' t,i'ei'l f"
\It's, ltleelcer (of Nt'W Y irk)—"The law
gives a widow her third in [Ilium.;, l be-
lieve'" airs, Wiggury (uf (';tieetg,e-"Oh,
nu! I had to hustle for itty third, just as I.
did for my Test anti second. '
''Did you know that :Mita w' lids petal -
nautili, and is not expected to live:" " No;
how dill he take cold?" "He gut itis feet wet
going around triing t., find whore ho could
buy n pair of rubbers cheapest."
The question is asked, "What is the differ-
ence between a woman and a lady f" A lady
is she who listens to yaw• eonversatiun with
apparent pleasure; It woman is one who con-
fines her attention to that other fellow,
held Her too Cheaply. -"Sir, this famil-
iarity must cease instantly!" "But, Alice
— " "I will not stand it! You call ole
the star of your existence, and then try to
treat ole as though I were a chorus girl..'
Too 'Many Negatives - "Nu, Mr. Cls
Dusen," satrl the proud young Boston beauty,
as she flashed her glorious orbs upon him,
"I shall never allow Ito titan to hug tau."
And SIr, Van Dusen promptly folded her in
his amts.
l'la.:,ical.---Rho (at the pimol-"\\'high 410
you admire most, Mr. 1'luugley, Beethoven
or Chupiu f" He (slightly I erplcxed)-"Aw
-you dent happen to have-aw-hoard 'A,td
you wink the other eye,' have you, 'Liss
(1 ware e"
e:ed ug) Relations.-alistrets (angrilyl-
"1Chu was that who slipped out of the dour
as I came iu f Another Olio of your limner -
011s cousius, I presuuu, 1" Pretty Sert•nut-
"Nu'iii. Ile ain't n0 t'elatlen of mine, mum.
He's one of yours."
"Why did you refuse the Learned and righ
Mr. Sigueneef" "He is too precise. When
he proposed he asked me for my hand and
liver. He says the liver has been proved to
be the seat of affection. Fancy living a ith
that sort of a nen!"
"I have stated to work 00 a tive-act
play," said the reporter who w'rite's badly to
the city editor, "but I don't knelt whether to
finish it or not," "Finish it by all cleans,"
was the reply. "You can't get too much ex-
ercise in penmanship,"
"Mamma," said Mrs, De. Porgue's daugh-
ter, "you ought to go over to the National
Museum. Thei•e are things there that are
thousands of years old." "Olt, dear me!"
ejaculated the worthy lady, "hew frightfully
out of style they must be."
Quite an Itent,-Closeldst (to wholesale
manager)-" Have you made up the list of
things in this hue affected by the tarilff"
.Manager -"Yes, sir; everything, lave one
iteut, is raised entrtnoutly," Clusefist--
"And what item is that:" Manager-"aal-
ariesi"
IN "A. MINER " KEY.
Pressed for time -mummies.
A matter of course --table d'bote bill of
fare.
The road to eternity issues no return
tickets.
11,w to becomefour-handed--evulute back
to the monkey.
A canine on a dug churn is known in cer-
tain business circles.
It is quite natural that there sbnuld he
judges at a bench show,
The flag -bearer of a regiment. prefers to be
judge,t by his own standard.
IIew lintel) information t1:.'t>e is in the
world that is not at alt iufornting.
Painters aro not of a military turn gener-
ally, yet they stand by their suitors.
Never believe the man who says he had
forgotten all about that little Ioau you re-
turn.
4turn.
No wonder beer is incrensin g in popularity
when slater is rising along 01 our river
courses.
What a pity that some men are not as
wise as they look, and some women as ami-
able as they can sometimes appear.
' "This is not at all in my line," said the
hangmen when he examined an electrical
machine for working off a criminal,
11 is .aid that electricity is to bo applied to
smelting fitt'n,i,Ps. A person who has been
in Butt() Pity, Movteua, and not smolt furn-
aces, electricity w. ,ldn't help.
Hercules hada limp, caused by being hurl-
ed front heaven Hart Dr. Koch flourished
in his day he might have taken the lymph
out of Ilercules to inoculate wank men to be-
come strong.
Mu l le .Water, a Seminole, living in the
Indian Territory, is said to be the oldest liv-
ing Indi,,,t in the United settee -toss years
old. Muddy Water has probably never
oracle the n.quaintance of Fire Water, -
Texas Siftings.
PROMOTES
DIGESTION,.
CURES DYSPEPSIA.
CURBS DY0ePS/A.
CURES DYSPEPSIA,
Mr. Nell MpNola of T.eitlr,
Out., writes:
Dasa Bina, -For years and •
years i=feared from dys epaia
in Its worst forms, and after
trying all means in my power
to no purpose Y waspperauadad
by friends to try B.B.B, which
I dbl,and after using 11 bottle*
I was completely cured.
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Beau Bnts,-I have tried
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My bowels now move freely
and the pain 111 toy head has
left rue, and to everybody with
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B.B. 13.
Bliss F. WILLIAMS,
415 Bloor SL., Toronto.
REGULATES
THE
LIVER,
Cures BILIOUSNESS.
Cures BILIOUSNESS
Cures BILIOUSNESS
Direst Proof.
Stns, -I was troubled for Ave
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1 used a great deal of medicine
which did me no good, and I
was getting worse all the time
until 1 tried Burdock Blood
Bitters. After taking four
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also recommend it for the sure
of Dyspepsia.
MARY A. P. ThIACON,
Hawkstuue, Ont.
REGULATES
THE
KIDNEYS,
Cures HEADACHE.
Cures HEADACHE.
Cowes I!CADACHE.
A Prompt Cure.
Daae Sans, -I was very bed
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My sister-in-law advised me to
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I Pelt so touch better that 1
gut one more. I ant now well,
and can work as well as ever.
ANNIE BUnoEss,
Tilsouburg, Ont.
PURIFIES
THE
BLOOD.
Cures BAD BLOOD.,
Cures BAD BLOOD.
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Bad Blood may arise from
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Liver, Kidneys and Bowels.
B. li, 13., by regulating and
toning these organs, removes
the cause and stakes new rich
blood, removing all blood
diseases from a pimple to a
scrofulous sore.
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turns, Swellings, Erysipelas, Intla„tnaa
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Crying (!olle,orTeetingotlnhmts Fa
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orbs bomitin
Cholera. 1Vt 2.
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Neu raigin, Toothache Fss.ceacbe.-' -
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1 Suppressed or Painful Periods
12 Whites, too Profuse Periods
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5keacoatism, Rhen{IcYalne.
`2
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l9 Catarrh, Influenza. Cold intheHead 5
20 Whooping Coug
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12 General iebility,YnyslealWeakness
`L Kidney Disease
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0
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