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semple Nein, Where the priee? were
Marked op the different geode
C.50 a Yese—ei, a a .esivettren manufaettired• I netieed prin.
" Marked 7 cepts per yard, which
Th.nn dor* log do Patios to Air bucfacee Ociuld be bought in oUr Country for
"'" 14'4° lc" a44'Irt140" 414" Ile 4"4 in 5 cents. I was surprised; and ask.
esat,—A. tireweite, the mallenaire merchant
t Now Yor , ed the proprietors hew it was they
sold these prints at 7 cents, and
•
sent the same priute to Canada Bind
sold them for 5 cents. He said
they used Canada as a slaughter
V1T FBU1I TIU HOULDER. market.
We still have. a certain amount of
A isevotemEit EXCIOitlATES O. tf. free trade, let us see how it works.
FADDISTS. The dire Of Canada being
strong corporation, requested requeated the
Government to allow corn for distill
ery purposes to be brought in free,
which was granted, and now 75,000,-
000 pounds of corn is brought in to
the exclusion of our rye, which was
worth from 75 to 85 cents a bushel,
and would be so still if the duty re•
mained on corn, but now rye is only
45 cents to 56 cents per bushel, as it
must be shipped to Germany to
make fat Dutchman instead of being
used in our own country. This is
AN „INJUSICE TO FARMERS.
who grow rye, especially to those
along our lake shores, on very light
land, and cannot grow anything but
rye, many of them being obliged to
desert. their farms, as they cannot
growIt at such prices. Agair., we
will mention the article of pork.
While in'the North-west last summer
I met on the Calgary and Edmonton
trail about 600 horses and oxen load•
ed with supplies for the Indians :
there were also 200 horses on the
Regina trail and a large number on
the trail north of Winnipeg. Now,
the numerous wagons and carts are
loaded with flour, tobacccesugar, etc.,
but their principal load is fat, pork.
The question arises, where did all this
amount of pork come from.? Not
from Ontario, but from Chicago, they
receiving the Government and Hud-
son Bay Company contract, and are
allowed to bring it in duty free, to
the exclusion of Canadian pork, and
we are obliged to take often less
than the Government contract for
our pork, and rue obliged to pack it.
and seek a foreign market, paying
heavy freights and commission.
Whereas we could have a home mar-
ket and use our own railways for
transport. This is a sample of free
trade and we lose largely by it. This
loss of the pork tra Pof t
Northw
oidoesday. Jan. Pak 1891.
FARMER THOMAS-- ELMES' FAMOUS
ADDRESS BEFORE THE SOUTH
BRANT FARMERS' INSTITUTE
• —
Following ie a poetical of the text of
the address delivered at the Farm•
era' Institute of South Brant by
Mr. Thomas Elmes, of Princeton
(Reformer), under the title, "Farm-
ers of Canada, are we slaves or
vassals of the United States I
Never."
A stranger coining into our coun-
try and reading our different politi-
cal uewspapere, and heariug on
every aide the piteous cry to the
United States for auuexatiou, cent
mercial nuiou, free trade, reciproci
ty, or scene other treaty, would
naturally suppose we are in pet feet
slavery to them, and our very being
was entirely depeudiug on them --
indeed, our lives entirely in their
hands. Now, it is my intention to
show this is entirely false and ri-
diculous in the extreine. Indeed,
I shall endeavor to show that it
would he greatly to our edvautage.
to .ever our ielatioushi p with them
entirely—Shake off the yoke we
have allowed them to place upou us,
and stand erect like men and say,
to chem. "Thue far shalt thou come
and n� farther."
Ontario, the flower of the Domin
iou, is, truthfully speakiug, the
garden of the world. No province
or country possesses so many natural
advantages, tying as it does within
tap Of• the greatest lakes of fresh
water in the world, which effectus
ally shields us from pestilence and
draught moderate the climate
enable the fertile eoi
repay ti P
15 y to
011 ot the husbandman
rich reward.
BE TRUE TO BRITAIN.
As a couutry, as regards our
natural defence, we are probably
the weakest in the world, having a
frontier of about 4,000 with a popu-
lation of about 5,000,000 stretched
along the entire length. But
though so disadvantageously situat-
ed as regards defence we are not
forced to keep a etandiug army, as
we are under the protection of
Great Britain, and a simple roar of
the British lion is more effectual for
our defence than if we had every
inch of our frontier enclosed with
• an impenetrable Nv a 1 1 and mounted
with cannon m4uned by thousands
of soldiers. Still with all • our
uatural and teitiond a.lvantages we"
find that some of our people dare to
talk of annexation to the United
States of America. They virtually
say, let us turn air backs upon the
mother country, who has spilt so
much of her blood upon the differ-
ent battlefields of our country in
our defence ; lot us insult the
memory of those who perished at
the post of duty ; let us destroy the
monuments erected to .eerpettiete
their memory ; let us cast their
ashes to the four winds of heaven.
Shall this ever be allowed 1 Let
every true British heart, from every
part of the vast Empire stretched
around the globe, shout with one
united voice, Never ! Never ! 1 As
this never will bo allowed, and as
the United States are already too
large to agree atnoue themselves—
the northis divided against the
south, and the oast against the west
—it is unnecessary to mention itn y -
thing further in relation to the
annexation of Canada to that coun-
try, but simply treat it as it should
be; with silent contempt.
eitletr,ports o $ notte eceive any
rlertiele we are short of, .and
y ,sa.v
r
when our Wants are BlIPPlied close
(m
()lir national debt will also be an
effectual barrier in the way of free
trade, as it reaches the respectable
sun of sm,opo,000, and we receive
from customs alone $2.1,000,000, and
from excise $14,000,000. If these
enormous amounts were levied an4
nually by direct taitation, it must
come directly out of the farmer's
pocket, and this would Overwhelm
agriculture in hopeless bankruptcy.
Direct taxation is impossible owing
to our indebtedness,. as the land
would pay the tax while the capital.
ist, the professions, the mechanics
and laborers would go free from
Government support,
something worthy of
re til consideration.
Horace Greely said : 'Go west,
young man." The young man went
weet, from the New England states,
and came into direct competition
with the old man on the old farm.
The old gent was worsted, and fib
many instances was obliged to desert
his farm, as he could not compete
with the young computition of the
west.
This would be our fate if we had
free trade with the American peon
ple.
4. 1WriKal9no Medloinek—Mr. J.11. CluePa.!tr$t, Camille, writes "Send me t once
three dozeu Noarnaor &/amazes Tzerreete
Discevesir. It Isp. ustreculeue medicine and has
performed great cures, testhaealals whit* we
can sive you.
writes :—"Ilaaro gret plgasarein reeonereeseleg
your Vilesesinet Demme'. 1 have used two bet,
toles, and it .ocompletely cured me of a, bad ease. of
Dyspepalc. 1 also found it an excellent Mood
Mediciae, and sure cure for Kidney troubles."
The wise Meilletette•--Xe. Ates4araoriuxt,
ot tile Dank of Conalleree, WerentetWritle
fug suffered for over tour year fro* Welpepak.6
and weak Stealaebr. 444 having tiled PlanerellSt
remedies with but effect, wet; 440 adVired
togiveNossuaorok Drd.tu'liVaerrABLIDIIIOPYICII
We will now mention Borne of the
so called disadvantages of protection.
Manitoba is said to suffer from haying
to pay more for agricultural imples
ments on its account. I believe this
is entirely without foundation as I
found when there last summer. I
could purchase for cash any imple-
ment nearly as cheaply as in On-
tario, and the Manitoba farmer has
the satisfaction of knowing that he
is dealing with reliable firms in his
own country, and if anythipg is
wrong with his implement or machine
it will be tnade right 'at once. But
with regard to the credit price of the
implements in that province it must
of necessity be high, as the people
there as a whole are poor beginners
and the uncertainty of grain crops
on which they wholly depend does
not make their credit first class,
consequently the credit price must
of necessity be rather high to com-
pensate for losses. And even it
American iwplemeuts were admitted
tree they could not be sold a particle
cheaper if as good an article. But
the Manitoba farmer receives more
by having his wheat protected ; re-
ceiving more for it than if the millers
were allowed to bring in American
wheat duty free.
Again, there is greater profit in a
home market for our produce than
in sending it to a distance in search
of a market. But to have a home
market we must have population.
Now the beat means to secure this is
to encourage hoine manufactures by
protection, which will make prosper-
ous cities, towns and villages, and
the farmer, mechanic and manufac-
turer can rejoice together. But open
the doors tree to •American rings,
combines, syndicates and monopolies
and our
MANUFACTURING INDUSTRIES WILL
CLoSE.
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Granite 11111, writes "I have derivedgreat bone -
fit from the use of your VzsurrAatiDiscovrar.
My appetite has returned, and I feel stronger "
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Ripon, P.Q., writes: "It is with great pleasure I
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spirited, Irritable and Peevish,
and unpleasant sensations are
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I can partake of 4 heorty meal without any of flair
unpleasantness I formerly experienced, I consider
inform you that your VXoirrAmos Duct/nut' cured
me of Dyspepsia. I trled many remedies, but
none bad any effect on me until I came acmes
NORTHROP at LsrilAN'a Vacua:ma Discovaar ; one
bottle relieved me, and a second completely cured
me; you cannot recommend it too highly."
then get a bottle of NORTHROP 1.4 •LTMANI3
TABLE MEGOVERT, and it will give you relief. You
Lave Dyspepsia. Mit. A. II. Demos, of St.
Mary's, writes: 'Four bottles ot VEGETABLE Dna-
COVZILY entirely cured 10001 Dyspepsia; mine was
moot the worst case& I now feellike a new man."
it the best medicine In the market for the stomach
and system generally." '
MR. Geo. ToLss, Druggist, Gravenhurat, Opt.,
writes : "My customers whohave used NORTHROP&
1...TESAN'E VEGETABLEDISCOVERY 80.y GIRL ithas done
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,
Our manufacturers are continually
crying out for protection, why not
the farmer? What are we begging
free trade off the Americans for?
We have a far better market than
they can possibly give us now free
and open. As we have hown
Britain we can produce the very best
article, for instance. our cattleer
chemeieeee, flour,-Pels, eggs,
ruit, barley and oats, it we grow
heavy varieties. Our butter trade
would also have been enormous if
we had not had too much connection
with the American butter made from
tallow, lard and soap grease, it will
take some time to recover our good
name which they have ruined, but if
e deal honestly and play
Our cities will decay. Our towns
deserted and our villages wiped out
of existence, and the A tnericans
would laugh at the downfall of our
country.
But we are not obliged to have
free trade or commercial union with
them, or indeed any other treaty, as
we have
A BETTER MARKET
for our products than they could
possibly give us, and we are beginning
to use it to good advantage. The
surplus farm produce of the Domin-
ion is about $156,000,000, and of this
our benne market absorbs $110,000,-
009, pr 73 per cent: Great Britain
$23,000,000, or 15 per cent : the
United etates $15,000,000, or 10 per
cent. Then we have other countries
with which we are opening up a large
and profitable trade —the West
India trade, for instance. On Octo
ber 14 last there were lying at Hali,
fax, to be shipped to 'frinidad 40
carloads of merchandise, consisting
of horses, oats, potatoes, cheese,
butter, beans dry goods, medicine'
glass, varnish, paper, woodenware,
organs and pianos, boots and shoes,
wire 'mattresses. tinware and other
articles including the Manitoba
exhibit. In fact there is a vast trade
opening there. In 'return we will
receive their products consisting of
sugaresenotasses,fruits—indeed nearly
all tropical products we require.
We are exporting to Great Britain
about $6,500,000 worth of cattle and
about $9,000,000 worth of cheeae,
while the Americans are only paying
us $4,500,000 for barley for which we
might have received $10,000,000, if
we had the British market, and grew
what they required, viz., two row ed
barley. The British market can also
be used for our peas, fruit, butter,
bacon, eggs, etc., which are meeting
with good remunerative prices.
Another class of our people are
hogging for commercial union or
free trade with that country, instead
of a protective tariff as we now
have. This is worthy of our careful
consideration at the present time.
The la -it few years there has been a
commercial stagnation all over the
world, and men have been looking
for straws to grasp at. The favorite
straws in Canada have been commer-
cial union, a free trade With United
•States. This is alt a delusion, nor
can we receive any suitable benefit
from a country who, like ourselves,
are producers, not constitnets to any
great extent.
Our legitimate market is Great
Britain, from them we must hope
for a profitablemarket for our stir
plus productions. It is that coun-
try that rules the markets of the
world, beingthe largest consumer,
while the United States are our
most formidable competitors for that
market. It is self-evident to all
that we
MUST HAVE PROTECTION
of different kinds ie this our coun•
try if we reasonably expect to
prosper and advance aa a people.
For instance, a few years ago
there was no duty on cotton goods
coming intoCanada from the United
States. I called at the time at one
of the largest cotton mills in Ameri-
ca, between Philadelphia and
Baltimore. 1 was shown into the
IN SNOW -BALLING SEASON. 1 FLUTES OF 'rHE PYRAMIDS.
You've heard those pleading tones PLAYED
3,000 YF.ABS AFTER BURIAL,
that pome,
"Say, mister, give me leave?' •rliEY 8110W THAT THE EGYPTIANS
Pew are the men to that plea dumb,
"Say, rnister, give me leave ?"
You hear, but do not want to to hear
That beggar's plea, so shrill and
clear,
That always comes this time ot
year -
"Say, mister, give me leave?"
Ile asks, 'tis true, and yet it seems...
"Say mister, give me leave?"
A highway robbery in it gleams—
"Say, mister, give me leave ?"
Submissive to him you must, bow
And give to save a petty row,
"Say, mister, give me leave? ' lengths, Southgate conjectured
Or he will take it anyhow—
that the Egyptians almost front t he
tette of Moses must have had k ilow-
ledge of some sort of harmony, while
as in onii ofetife-freeetwit seven flute
peformers were simultaneously play-
ing an eighth had what he whitnsi-
cally described as "fifty bars rest"
NO YANKEE TRICKS,
sever ourselves entirely from the
Americans, there are millions in
butter for us. Twenty•one million
pounds sterling, about $100,000,000
was paid by England to continental
countries for dairy products alone.
The butter imported weighed over
200,000,000 hundred weight; and the
cheese 2,000,000 hundred weight; the
eggs amounted to 11100,000,000,com,
ing , from France, Italy, Germany,
Hungary and Russia. Can we com-
pete with these countries? We have
proved that we can"; our eggs are
better quality, more uniform in ',drape
and size on account of better breed-
ing. We can deliver in less time
than many of these countries. Ours
pass over the cool waters of the
Atlantic while theirs must pass over
the warm waters of the Mediteran,
nean much to their detriment. Our
present market with the Americans
is simply a gatnbling one.
CANADIAN NEWS NOTES.
HAD OUR SCALE.
A uunther of eminent, musiciane
Were invited to to a hiehly
ili-
LstIlIg lecture deliveo d recently
to the lineal a, fidelity etudents by T.
L. S.Jutitgate, upon ancient Egy pt 'au
Ins! ru 'Dents in general, end
upon the double pipes recently die,
co' er. 1 VI Flinders Petrie in the
of Kali:ion in particular.
From the feet that the flutes shown
.11 the frescoes were of various
You walk along •with gainering
_steOwn--
"Say, mister, give me leave ?"
And duck your head a little down—
"Say, mister, give me leave ?"
You think your dignity has won
When—zip—your hat—the inlet:shiers
done :
The_beggar yonder's on the run—
"Say, mister, give me leave ?"
AN ANECDOTE OF WEBSTER..
Sir Hector Latogiovin bus been
ordered hy hia physiebitts to take a
complete rest for two or three
weeks.
—The Ontario Government
advertises a teward of $150 for the
ceptut e of George Goodwin, charged
with mu, tiering Richard Lengford,
on Dec. 7th laet, 1 the Township
of Huntley, Carleton (Jounty.
—Rev. John Crawfold, D. 1).,
formerly of the Woodstook College,
a gentleman who is well known to
Baptists in Canada, la N accepted
the pastorate of the Baptist Church
in Winghate.
—F. -Unser, of Toronto, e rites
Mayor Morse, of Sr. Thoinate that
he desires to ',tart a carpet fe-ctory
in some Canadian city in which he
will invest from $25,000 to $30,000
if stock be taken to an equal amount
by retalents.
And if we were raising good, heavy
white oats suitable for the British
market we would not be receiving
as we now are, only about an average
of 30cents but a much higher price.
But let us once open our ports to
American oats, whieh are at present
worth in Kansas about 9 oente a
bushel ; Iowa, 16 cents; Illinois, 16
cents and other states in proportion,
and down would come our oats far
below what they now are, and in a
season of scarcity like the present
we would have the pleaaure of selling
our oats for about 25 cents instead
of 50 cents. Then again with a pro.
tective tariff we can now use Ameri-
can markets as we please. If we are
short of say cloler seed, we can—tte
our Government has done the past
three yeare—admit it free, or any
When quite young at school Dan-
iel Webster was one day gull' y of
violation of the•rules and was eel lel
up by the teacher for the old fish
lotted ferruling of the hand. FIis
hand happened to be very dirty.
Ktiowing title, on the way to the
teacher's desk lie epat upon the palm
of hie right hand _wiping it off on the
side of his pantaloons. "Give me
your hand sir," said the teacher very
sternly. Out went the right hand
partly cleaned. The teacher looked
,it it a moment and then said: "Dan
iel, if you'. will find another hand
iiithe school -room as filthy as that
I will let you off this time." Instan-
tly from behind his hack came the
left hand. "Hee it is, sir," was the
ready reply.
—Bev. Dr. Morris Gileene of
London, England, who 11)1.8 heel:
selected for the moderiatorship of the
English Presbyterian sy nod, was at
Old time assistant to Rev. Dr. Or
miston at Hamilton and began life
by teaching in the. old Dundas
grammar school.
—1\Ir. Henry Buleter, chairman
of the Montreal harbor board, gives
facts and figoiroo-o, show ins; the great
progress the port of Montreal had
made in the amount of tonnage
received from 1860 to the present
ti me :
Ocean Vessels. Tones.
250 121,000
680 616,000
1860
18757.
1880
1890
710 628,000
746 930,003
ANOTHER TIE BROKEN.
"I am eonvinced, Algernon, that
there is uo such thing as, gratitude
in the world. I have striven against
the doubt, but in vain," and Bea-
trice looked as desolate as .5 youug
man who calls on a stranger for the
first time and never hears a familiar
topic of conversation for an hour,
says the St. Paul Pioneer -Press.
SPO?
i'OtHrfilitronal
with
woFrs
ACME
BLACKING
ONCE A WEEK !
Other days wash them
aeon with
SPONGE AND WATER.
EEE v‘tv EEE RRR Yyy Thrifty
oo uunstei wn v f ee Rc
EVERY Carriage °wrier
ooro
Mechanic
EVERY .13ody.samboiecrth,to uhosiscl a brush
Still more interestiug was the ex,
hibition of the actual flutes discover,
ed in the lady's sarcophagus at
Kahaun, and indieputably dating be-
fore the time of King David, of
Israel. Performed upou (and the
task of playing these archaic i)strus
meat; is now exceedingly diffieult)
by J . Fine, they yesterofty gave
practically the exact notes of our
diatonic ecale, thus proving—in
every sense of the term to actual
demonstration—that our scale was
known to the Egyptians litany cats
turies before the Greeke, from whom
it had erroneously been supposed we
borrowed it. No ettempt was Wale
to perform upon the double flute,
and, indeed, if ever the two were
played together, the art is now lost.
But from R copy of these ancient
flutes Mr. Finn performed a very
ancient funeral dirge entitled, The
Song of Swats. The toile of tlies9
instruments, we may add, hi no way
resembles that of the flutes of coelay.
It to a certain event recalls the
drone of the baupipe, although one
prominent musician yesterday ire
reverently likened it to the sound of
the atlIall.t0001 Cowl) and tissue
paper of childhood's days.
"And how am I at fault ?" said
the young man, as interested as a
hen with one ehickeu and that one
a duck.
"Don't trifle with me, Algy ; you
see 1 etill forget that I should be
firns I must ask' you some ques-
tions," and the fair maiden looked,
as sober as a justice of the peace
when he discovered that he has left
his tobacco -box at home.
"Have I not allowed you to pert
your name in the middle?"
"You have," responded the youth
with a painted,' green -apple-pie ex-
Jtressiou.
"Have I not allowed you to hum
'ePcGinty' with your numerous -
variations 7" persisted the fair
Portia, with a lifo insurance agent s
suavity.
—There is it potato famine in
Boston. Between the "rot," which
has destroyed the home crop, and
the McKinley tariff, which imposes
a duty of 25 cents per bushel on im-
portations from Canada or elsewhere,
the Boston housekeepers are in des,
pair. The New England farmers
will have their turn of lamentation
next spring, when they will have to
pay duty on potatoes bought for
seed.
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'Many other copies of ancient in-
struments were tried yeetel day,
among them a replica of a flute
(discovered two years ago by a
French savant), with eleven boles
the approximate date being 1575 B.
C., that is to say, during the period
that the Israelites were still in
Egypi. To stop eleven holes in a
flute would seem to demand that one
of the hands ehould have an extra
finger; but Mr. Finn, after many
triels, has succeeded in doing it, and
the notes given were practically those
of our chromatic scale. From these
and other facts Mr. Southgate,
in the peroration to his very valuable
lecture, contended that the tonality
of the ancient Egyptians was the
source of our own music, and certain-
ly note of the musicians present
were willing to contradict. a doctrine
which seems quite feasiblt.—Lon•
don News,
"You have," answered the youth,
blushing as if he had dropped a
poker chip in the parlor.
'And 'Annie Rooney 7'"
"Yes," was tl.e almost inaudible
111'1111'er.
"Yes, Algy, 1 have, and do you
appreciate it ? Not a particle.
Yon men never appreciate us poor
women. During this entire even,
ing, while that horrid Banks girl
was laughing in her sleeve, you
persisted in saying : reckon' in
stead of fancy.' Algy, I feel
obliged to say farewell forever," and
the fair maiden would have wept
had it not been for the violet powder
on her face.
And so another tender tie was
rudely broken.
—Exeter, Ont., rejoices in the
possession of a chime of 10 bells,
with a gross weight of 9,000 pounds,
a memorial gift of Thome and
Elizabeth Trivitt.
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desires to marry another IDE41 who is
more to her fancy than the newly
acquit ed huelsoid. The latter, for
his part, ie entirely willing that she
should marry somebody else. The
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I‘U t the marriage was
not "crushed
MeK1 N LEY SPELLS.
The.11cKinley set. dees not seem
to have proved t ffect mil in finding
a satisfactory market for the raisers
of small trust: on A tee, icon farmscourtnissiott ne.renant 11 1Ionireal
has recently ia-en del ag000l with let-
ters frote 1 he American side inquir.
nig the price of poultry, honey and
geese. and offering theee articles for
sale. Some of t he A mericae writers -
have a bad ?1 T( iroley o.pel
BRIDE AND GROOM OF A
DAY ASK FOR DIVORCE.
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Henry Schulz and Matilda Sonne
tag were married in the municipal
court at Rochester, N. Y., the other
afternoon by Judge White. The
groan is a mechanic aged twenty-
seven, and the bride has known
twenty. three 8010 rr, ers. Neither
can speak more than a few words of
English.
Early next morning they appears
ed at the city hall, and approaching
Clerk Neville, of theexecutive board,
who was walking through one of the
corridors, stated in t ffect that they
wanted something "crossed off".
The obliging clerk thought it was
some complaint about taxes or mat-
ters connected vitle his departtnent.
After patient efforts to discover
what they wanted he was amazed
that they had come to him for a
severance of the marital relations
assumed the day previoua. He im-
mediotely referred them to the city's
legal department.
It appears that the young woman
11 re are a few speeenette:
Meest s..nd yura
pris list of pilus .811'11 as Butter,,
egges, Potirt ry,
A nether letter read tti follows:
Omits: They is a 'ergo amount of
Honey ill This cotIntry, I have 50
Coleueys of bees, the balluns of my
cabers is about the ss nee
A postscript i- added to the t ffect
that "Chicago 0111 have to Pay well
this Winter for Honey to Spred on.
Pencakee."
Here's a man who evidently&
knows more about geese than gram-
mar. Ile says;
deer Gouts: 1 tate sum good
Gees. Do yo wut inese Gees,
wat will yeti giv for gees.
ef you Want (hes G11', 1 will Send
thein by frate rite Away.
N. B. let ate uo about these Gees.
rite away.
—George Scott, a Guelph drover,
who was badly bitten on the arm on
the 25th ult tv his 'tore,- and other-
wise iejured, died at the general
hospital last night frons cOnCussiOn,
of the brain, caused by his nitwits,
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