HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Wingham Advance, 1918-08-15, Page 6MIR YEARS OE WAlt
Fun., Airga 4 being the fourth anniver-
sary of Britain'e entrance into the
great war. A.t midnight on August
4. 1914, Britaai declared war ou
Germatie after shehaea eleclared war
On France and Rusela, and had in-
vaded Belgium. This meant that
when Britein, was at war Canada Wee
M war, Cauada never hesitated, but
imniediately threw herself into the
struggle with all her reeources ot
Caen and meas, Within a few
alert wee lee Of. tile declaratIon of war
she astonished the world by sending
orae thirty thousand troops acroee
the Atlantle, the largest Armada at
time tirae .tat had ever Bailee front
any shore, These were followed by
ethers, meta now she Imo some four
1 undred thousand troops in France
and Britatn. Thia achievement on
the part of Canada has commanded
the admiration of the wholealfled
and neutral world, and the gallantrY
and heroism of her Men .have been
an additional matter for pride. .
The etress of war •made it impera-
tive that the politicel forceof the
country ehould be mobilized in the
interests of the war, and a lenicn
Government was later torme.d witb
Sir Robert Borden as Premier. The
voluntary ystem of enlistment broke
down when Sir Robert called for an-
other hundred thousana men and
conscription wale brought into, force,
with the result that not only were the
number of men get, but the right men
were secured.
Canada's contribution to the carry-
ing on of' the war has strengthened
the arm of Great Britain , and ber
honor loll has ascribed upon it
deeds of valor that:will ever live in
history. Tbe men -who saved the
Channel ports and who captured
Vimy Ridge are till• standing on the
battle front, strong, alert and full of
the spirit of victory ,and Canada is
behind them until the last shot is
fired.
Not only has Canada contributed
in men and money to the struggle,
but she has been an important factor
in providing food and euetenance to
the allied armies and peoples. With-
out her aesistance in this respect the
British people would have fared bad-
ly, and the allied armies would have
been pfncned with hunger. Not only
has. 13116 fed the allies, but ehe hes
supplied theni. with a large percen-
tage of their munitions, much larger
than most people would have thought
it .possible.
Whatever may be •the sacrifices ef
France and Belgium, Great Britain
and the British Empire have been the
real etrty of the allied struggle. Croat
Britain alone has kept the sea lanes
open for the anise and neutral na-
tions and kept them shut for the ea -
my. She has created an army of
over seven ane a half million Meal,
two million of whoni were raised in
her dominicaas and dependencies.
Without her assistance the war
would liave been lost ere now. Not
only is she. fighting in Franee and
Flanders and Italy, she is maintaihe
Ing war fronts inealesopotarnia and
Palestine ,and keeping the Germans
out of Greece. •
The collapse of Russia has thrown
a heaVy burden on the Allied Powers, ,
but this has been .counter balanced
by the entry of the Americans into
the struggle: At., the beginning ht
the fifth year of the war the situation
looks more favorable to Britain teed
her allies than it ;ever did. There
Is now every promise that the alliee
will soon have the plastery over the
enemy and that a Victorious war will
be eucceeded by a long -looked for
peace. God grant that the struggle
will be over WI the victory won be-
fore another anniversary rolls round,
that the Allied Powers will have
erushed the German military ma-
chine and made it poseible for the
world to live at peace, with peoples
of all nations and all climes worship-
ping under their own vine and fig
tree, norie daring; to make them
afraid,
Fish Coniervation.
New fish ere intreduced every year
and new fishbig,'Itrounds discoveeed
arid surveyed for the, benefit of fisaer-
men. Rescue woritearapng the fielies
le also undertaken and last year more
than 8,000,000 fish, lett stranded in
evaporating pools, were saved to grow
up to a life of usefulness—that is, big
enough to be fit for the table.
A skilled investigator has been
etudying frog culture, and th6 Alttelca
salmon fisheries have, been so guarded
atid protected in accordance with fed-
eral laws that this eeasent's catch has
been oroartaotie, the largest ever made.
The Alaska stale conetitute the, most
valtutble herd of wild animals ever
owned by any government, and the
Imreau of fisheries is their custodian.
Straw as Food.
Both wheat and, barley siraW Wet:,
Used by the ancient Hebrews, chiefly
ae fodder for the horses, Cattle awl
eamels (Genesis 24 :25; T Kings 4 IV;
lealah 11 :7; 65 :25), There ie no JA -
MMU= that straw was u:3od for lit-
ter.
CAUTIOUS.
(Bolton Transcript)
BOrrows—Thanks for the $5, old ch—
but what is thle bamphiet you've hand-
ed tile?
Wyse-- I always give that with a loan
—if tells how to etrengthen the meinory.
• e --
"RObble, Can't yeti play without
Making all that noiee?" "NO. mania,
I cen't. YoU /see, we re PlaYin' trite
ale, and It etertn haa Mae tip and I'M
the thunder!"--YOnkers StatesMan.
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Archie had a passion for malteetp.
He came in atter breakfast with a
coeturne suitable to his part to -day.
He got it at "Joe's," he Bald; hie
sources of simply were mystertous,
Neil groaned inwardly when be saw
him dressed. Archie had a genius for
low eomedy, but in atraighter bush
ness was somewhat miscast, With
his meagre frame encsteed in au
ample frock coat, and a black, broad
-
brimmed Fedora on the foxeloch, lie
did not look happy.
"What's the matter with it?" he
demanded,
"The kids will holier after you."
"Let 'ern bolter! I wouldn't ask
anything better to stall off a cop."
"She'll never be taken in," said
Neil. "Why don't you go as your,
self?"
"If lait supposed to be a Kettucke
colonel, I got to be one," Archie was
stubborn. "What's the metterl They
ain't all big tellows. You. wait till I
turn on my dialect. Doan. you be
ekeered no mot, honey. Cuhnel Med-
ders ain't gwine make no mistake
in dis year case."
"Oh, ray God!" Nell groaned. "You
sound like a last year's vaudeville
act!"
Archie made a feint of throwing
off the frock eget. "Do it youreell
if you ain't satisfied," he grumbled,
testily,
"Oh, go ahead!" said Neil. "It
won't make any difference if We can
get her to anawer the ad, Mind you
get her address, that's all."
Neil, following Arehle up town
after a ten minute interval. found the
office he had engaged to be part of
quite a pretentious establishment.
There was a large waiting room fur-
nished in mahogany with a small bat-
talion of clerks and stenographers
visible in the rear, and a long row
of private offices opening off. Though
It lacked half an hour of the speci-
fied 'time, the advertisement was
proving its drawing power. Neil glan-
ced in undisguised alarm at the mot-
ley array of "well-bred" young women
in attendance.
Upon being shown into the Colonel
he found him wearing an aexious ex-
pression, Before Neil could speak
Archie said guardedly with a nod
toward's the adjoining room:
"There's a man in there."
Neil thought of the police with a
sinking heart. "What man?" he ask-
ed.
'From what 3ou told me I think
it'e Hartigan."
Neil's jaw dropped. "Impossible!"
he said weakly.
He was waiting for me 'when I got
here," Archie Went on. "Big guy with
red gills and a steady grouch. • Not
very well lighted up on the top flat
I should say. Says he read the ad in
to -day's paper and as the description
exactly fitted a woman he was after,
asked me to let him stick around and
look over the applicants."
"Good heaver'si what a rotten
stroke of luck!" cried Neil. "He must-
n't see me. We must get him out.
And she may be here any minute."
"Well, if you ask me, you're wrong
both ways," said Archie. "I'd tell him
the truth—or some of it."
"How? Why?" demanded Nell,
"How can 1 explain ray not meeting
him?"
"Oh, cook up something. In a min-
ute I'll think of a proper lie. I know!
Tell him the truth nearly. There'll
no lieholds water like the near
truth. Tell him you had a clue that
took you to Albany, and you just got
back."
"But how will We get him out of
here?"
"Don't try. He'd only hang around
outside. Keep him here under our
eye."
Neil nodded, and opened the door
Into the adjoining room. There in
treth he saw tho broad back of Har-
tigan. Through a crack in the other
door, the ex -policeman was surveying
th v, elebrect maidens as they arrived
in the waiting room
"Hartigan!" cried Neil in accents ef
sulolited joy.
liaitigan's open countenance offer-
ed a etudy in changing emotions. The
ree:dium was a kind of infantile sul-
lenness. "Oh, it's you, Is It?" he
grumbled. "So this scheme Is yours?"
"Sere! Isn't it a great one?"
"Maybe," said Hartigan, heavily.
"Where you beeh all this time?"
Neil launched fovth on a highly cir-
cumstantial tale accoreing to Archie's
auggestion. Archie listened with a
slightly jealous expression, for the
pupil almost bade fair to excel his
master. -Hartigan was only partly mol-
lified,
"Why didn't you call me up when
you got back?" he demanded. "You
had my number."
"I was ashamed to let on I'd been
on a wild goose chase," Neil explain-
ed glibly, "I wanted to show re-
sults before I called you up."
"Looks to me as if you wanted to
cop all the credit with the news -
gapers," said Hartigan bitterly. "You
caul do It. 1 can prove it was me
first discovered the girl." .
"You get me wrong," said Neil with
a pained air. "Me end my friend will
be only too glad to have you work
with tee Won't we, George?"
"Sure thing," agreed Archie. "Police
experience is just what we need."
Gradually the fat man was smooth-
ed down. Archie flattered him inside-
ously, in it little While the three Men
were discussing ways and means as
amicably as possible.
"As I understand it, George is going
to receive them and give them a con,"
said Hartigan. "I'll tell you what—I'll
Make out I'M his stenographer and
be pasting the alphabet hi the cor-
ner.
"Can you 'wOrk One of thern noodle
factories?" asked Archie.
"No, but I can give an imitation.
'Taint ;Whin' to beat out a little type.
I won't stop to make words. I'll wear
on of thent green eye -shades like
they do."
"Sure, you'd Mike a grand, hettY
stenOgra,pher," answered Archie, dry-
ly, "but I Might forget myself and
bust out laughing."
"What are You goin' to do?" asked
Hertigan of Neil.
Neil Was nOnpIuseed fOr a second.
Archie spoke tip
"Hear goin' to weteli from tide room
atid give me a sign when the right
one etenee in."
"What's the alga?"
eleni the roll -tot desk Shea
aiet?"
Neil abruptly clapped him 0.11 the
bitch. "Archie, you're a good -Old lob.
SW!" he said jerkilla
"Oh, Ure" meld Archie, drYIY:
"Well, what' to be done now?" he
reeked after a while*
"Hartigan hacl the right idea," Neil
inueed.
"Mire, A bonehead rings the bell,
but he don't know it," agreed Archie.
"I lied," said Neil. "I would know
her writing amoog ten thelleand let-
ters. How woule soneetiting like this
do? 'Wanted: An artist in black and
wbite, by advertising agency. One ex-
perienced in drewitig animals deeired.
A-ddrese, with full particulare,' and
so forth."
"All right," Hartigan agreed, "I'll "All t'1 1.9 nodded Archie. "Neat
and bus."
be with him, and when she comes I'll inesslike
enure her, Jand you telephone for the "If we get her address we can
police." watch the place, and maybe land hine
Neil and Archie glanced at cult wIthOut bothering her at all."
other. "O.K." ;mid Archie.
"Hold on!" said Neil, "I got some CHAPTF,R XXI. •
•
say in this, The girl is only halt our Next day in the middle of tae af.
mark. We want the man, and we ternoon Neil rang the bell of au
can can only reach him through her. apartment in an old-fashioried house
No arrests!" on a side treet off Morningside Park.
Hartigan consented, grumbling, He had chosen an hour when lodgers
s
"Yes, you stay with him," said Ar- would most likely be away from
chie. "But no interference, mind. I home, but he had to chance that. The
don't want no mob effect. 'You let door was opened by a round little
hina watca, Hartigan, and you sit lady, who peered at him timidly
baelc for a reserve, see?" through thick glasses,
This was accompanied by a flicker "Does Florence Folsom live here?"
of an eyelid in Nell's direction. Neil asked Neil, making much of a note
got it. The fat man expressed himself he held in his hand.
as aatistied, Archie went back into "Yes, sir," said the old lady, begin
-
the next room, and the diverse pro- ring to tremble at hie businesslike
cession began. tone. "But she's not in."
The young women ranged in age "Oh," said Neil, affecting to be dis-
from sixteen to'sixty. Every school ot appointed. "Is it Miss or Mrs. Fol -
breeding from leassaic, New Jersey, awn? She doeen't say in her note."
to Brownsville was represented. They "Miss Folsom,"
were terrifically well-bred: the load "Ohl Is any of her family in?"
was almost more than they could "She has no family, at least not
carry. They talked the purest news- here,"
paper English, and generally aimed "Oh!" Neil eigested this piece of
to be as languid as Cleopatra, Perox- information with mixed feelings, "elle
ide and rice powder were in evidence has applied to my firm for a poeition
and many a scented handkerchief and I called to interview ber," he
was shaken within reach of the col- went on.
ones nose. The landlady bobbed her little
They followed each other rapidly, round head. Evidently it did not ac-
tor Archie, lacking the sign from Neil cur to her simplicity that this was
(whieh was not the sign they had reversing the usual order.
told Hartigan), dismissed them cur- "Will sae be in soon?"
eerily no matter what their breed- "Not until half eaet seven, etre"
Mg.
Neil watched through a crack in 41_,;6n.Pielinenetpsyoueinrmda
ec.oMay
.inte:eafiv
0•nir Bin ?,f
the door. Tho chair in which the tip- "I—I suppose so," he faltered.
plicants sat was placed in his line of Neil was introduced to a sunny lit -
vision. Hartigan sat over by the win- tle sitting -room with faded plush fur-
dow.
Then Neil saw her, and the heart iwniwiturea bBrriguliseteenIsedcabrype't,tidcieshisn,'a' Tohrnerae.
almost jumped out of his body. No anente, twin ca.nariee and a cat Re -
different quality in the closing' of the imernberin.g Archie's methods Neil. ap-
door _warned him! Though all theee Piled himself to putting the little body
preparations had been made with the at her ease before pursuing Ills inves-
design of bringing her to that place, eizationce
when she came he could scarcely be- That did not prove to be difficult.
lieve his eyes. Yet there she sat, his •A compliment to the at, a little en -
darling girl, with her proud, appeal- thuslasm for the geraniume on the
ing glauce and her inimitable, lady- tire weep°, and the trick was done,
like air. ialer tongue once loceed there was no
Neil made believe to stumble stopping it again. She was like a little
against the door and it went shut. 'girl who eomehow had neglected to
This was the real signal agreed on grove up; friendly, loquacious and fla-
bbier° they had left home. Neil had tering, full of odd little gasps and
the wit to shake his head at Herta giggles. Rocking violently in a patent
gan as he turned. rocker, with the thick glasees striking
"Clumsy!" whispered the ex -police- sparks, she told Nell all about the
Man. eate Mr. Cornflower who was a pro -
"I'll open it again as soon as this tescor of penmanship, and whose last
one goes out," said Neil. year,3 had been embittered by a series
Meanwhile his ears were stretched of bone felono on the index finger of
to hear what was gbing on behind his right hand.
the frosted glass partition. It did not "What did ybu say the name was?"
run all the way to the ceiling. Archie. asked Nell.
thinking of Hartigan, pitched his "Cornflower. Yee people always
voice low, and Laura's voice was sott, laugh. But it's not spelled the came as
etnetway. None but a lover could have the vegetable."
heard what passed. Neil heard Archi.e ' Neil gradually worked the conversa-
tion back to her lodger. Mrs. Corn-
flower on this subject was ocstatic
and exclamatory to the point of inco-
herence,
"A .firni would be lucky to get her!
My life and eoul, they would. None of
your flounting baggages! No ,sir. She
minds her p's and q's. I guess that's
what you want in an office, ain't it?
What clothes I never saw! Short at
both ends! I mean the girls nowadays.
Not Miss Folsom. She's old-fashioned.
But not -behind the timee. Clever! My
landi• Bright as a button. There's no
filthy rouge on her bureau—nor hidden
in her top drawer, neither. Though of
counes I wouldn't look. You should
see aome of the others who come here.
Mercy me, I'm so eared of every new
lodger I don't hardly dust go to the
door. I'm natarally a friendly, woman
at that. But New York le suck a wick-
ed plaee it really confuses me. But
Miss Folsom, now, I wasn't scared of
her. Soon as I eee her I thanked the
Lard for sending me one like that.
I 'hope she'll never go. Of course elle
ain't been here very long—"
"Three days!" thought Neil, "Die-
sembler!"
"But I love her like a daughter al-
ready. She's kind to an old woman.
.Don't poke fun at me, or put on any
airs. I guess she's had trouble herself
—I mean reepectable trouble. My good -4
nees! when I think how I have been
imposed on by othere! If Mr, Corn-
flower knew what I had been through
he would not be resting easy, poor
soul! A manly man and a respecter of ,
women, he wee! All are not like that. --
There was a man took my parlor bed- -
room last winter, se nice appearipg a
man se aoe'd want to see! But wait
till I tell yoti—"
"Are you sure Mies Folsom won't be •
back before half -past seven?" inter-
rupted Neil gently,
"Yes, sir, *he's at. work."
"Oh, ehe's working. ie she?"
. "Yee, sir, every afternoon from four
till seven. But she doesn't like it.
She's always looking. for semething
better."
"What does she do?"
Mee Cornflower hesitated ."I ain't
%ere as Ghee want me to tell."
Naturally Nelhe curiosity was fired.
"Nonsense! I suppose it's honest work,
ain't it?"
"Honeet!" said Mra. Cornflower
with aeperity. "If you'd ever seen her
you wouldn't aek such a question!"
"Well, ,then, why tot tell me?"
"Weli—ehe dances."
"Danees!" eehoed the astonished
her to write in, see?" Nell.
"But she'd use an assumed name," "Oh, not oti the stager said Mrs,
objected Well, "and we don't know Cornflower, horrified. "Not •in short
her writing. What good WOuld thee i skirts, or anything! Mercy me, :no!
Seciety dances, perfectly genteel and
"Never thought of that." Hartigan reepectable."
loOked blank, "Where?"
Archie went off on the plea of "Maybe she wouldn't want you to
_ other business, but Nell had to sub- go there."
Mit to be entertained by Ilartigae at _ "That's too bad," ettid Nell cun-
a nearby bar before he Mild get rid ningly. "If I can't get in 4:tech with
of him, and then only by arranging her this afternoon, I'll have to ela-
te Meet him next day. tage somebody else."
Reunited at last in their little flat, er deeded. "You soo, there's a lady
the partners Were free to ear% their _ servo tee (leery afternoon and thereal
say::
"I suppose you have come in an-
swer to the advertisement. What is
your name, please?"
Neil understood that the irrepress-
ible Archie had succumbed to her. He
made no attempt to play the absurd
Colonel Medders,,, His voice had a de -
deferential quality,
Laura did not immediately answer
kis question, and he asked it retain.
"May I ask you a question or two?"
she countered in the voice that knock-
ed on Neil's heart.
"Certainly, Miss."
"Do you wish somebody to come
by the day to teach your children, or
to live in your house?"
"To live with ate," said Archie.
"The children want a mother."
"Oh, 'the fool!" groaned Neil in-
wardly.
"Where do you live?" she asked.
"Er—West Seventy-second Street.
Close to the Park."
"May I ask why you specified a
Southern woman?"
"Why naturally because I am from
the South originally."
"May I ask your name, please?"
-'Colonel Greenleaf of Kentucky.
George W. Greenleaf."
"Oh!" The monosyllable expressed
volumes. The eavesdroper understood
that the iaterview was at an end—
and he was powerlesa to move!
"Wait a minute! Wait a minute!"
sa,ld Archie, excitedly. Evidently
Laura had risen.
"I could not take the position," she
said softly. •
"Don't be so hasty!" said poor Ar-
chie. "Just give me your name and
address. I would expect to give you
references, of ceurse, just as I'd ask
for them. Your name and address,
please"
"Good morning," she said, and the
door closed after her.
So they had failed! But how flue
she had been! In a topsy-turvy way
Nell was glad she had got the better
of them,. He felt no love tot the ex -
policeman at 'that moment. If Harti-
gan had not been there he could have
gone after her. The worst of it was
they were obliged to keep up the
solemn farce for Hartigan's benefit at
least for a while.
Archie came into them at last.
"That's all of them," he Said de-
jectedly, "And the time's up. We
have fallen down!"
"She's afraid to show her face, I
geese," Hartigan opleed, "Maybe
we could catch her with an ad telling
Fresh and Fia$rant
An Everyday Delicious Bev_erage,
11
Black, Green 1
or Mixed
•
Too Many Interruptions.
Vincent Astor recently described an
attelliPt that he had made to intro-
duce orieket on one of Ills estates.
"Of course, cricket," he aid, "is a
more leisurely game than baseball—
a more leisurely and formal and lux-
urious game. We played it iu the
riglit _English manner, and my teen
seemed very well pleased.
"One of the men —his name is
Jethro—seemed particularly pleased.
Jethro did full justice before the game
to the lunch serve4 in the striped mar-
quee on tho lawn, ale eajoyed up to the
limit the meat tea that pleasantly in,
terruptod the afternoon's play..At cacti
call of time he was on band when
the cigars and iced drinks and eand-
wicaos were passed round.
"-At the open-air dinner that wound
up the first day's play I turned to
Jethro during the chicken course and
said:
'Well, old man, how do you like
cricket?"
"'Mr. Vincent,' said Jethro, and be
twirled the stem of hia ohampagn
glass reflectively, 'cricket would be
a fine game, sir, if it wasn't for all
this here fieldin' and rennin' about
between meals.' "---,Exchange,
Minard's Linlmentepures Burns, Etc1..
_
Germans Salute BrItish.
breasts by cursing the r itc . - "Well—I'll risk it, alto, Colliflovie
"Kick nie for a fool!" invited Ar- dancing which is so faehionable nova
ehie, "1 lost my nerve. / acted like a and she engagea some young ladled
mutt and a boob betore her.",., and gentlemen who ate extra good
"Oh, it wasn't your fault," 883(1 daneers to dance with the others, .All
Neil, "It was A fool pleat front the be- (Mite proper and genteel, I aseuee you.
ginning. I can see that elearly noW." But 'Mies Folsom says it'a too easy te
"By the Lord Harry, What a. woman" be honest. Site's funny. I guess she
tried Archie. "Why didn't you tell doh% get Mttch, Anyhow elle ttaYe
me What to expecte" elle's looking tor real Work."
"I did!" cried Neil. (To be coittinued.f
"She drew the heart right Out of nly
breast!" said Archie eoftly, "So You mist use twlee tile quentIty �t
. plucky and so pitiful! I floundered Ordinary low-priced teit to produce the
around like a fidh in the grafts. By Plante strength of infusion that Sal'
Godt she's like a princess in Misfor- Ada yields and then you der efit get
' tunel" that delicious Salado, flavor.
During my first few days in Lucerne
I had an experience that was humer-
ous and seemingly anomalous until I
got an explanation," said a Red Mess
worker, who returned recently to the
United Staates. "The mountain re-
public is filled with interned soluers
from both sides, and I went about a
good deal with a British officer in
charge of many British prieeners,
"Is he a German?" civilsane whis-
pered to one another as %re walltea to
cur hotels. The Britieher wee liter-
ally bombarded with salutes from Get-
man soldiers, and at the outet, t it be-
came embarrassing for him. 13ut nis
embarrassment could not continue
long, as the salutes were to frequent,
Soon he was acknowledging them as
mechanically as it he had been walk-
ing through the streets of Londc,n.
"The matter was made plain to me
when later I found out that it is the
rule in Switzerland that ioldiers of
all armies salute officers of all armies.
German discipline did the rest."
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"You are old, Father William," the
Krown Prince remarked,
"And your waist -line shows sigm of
disteraers;
But a churcful of women at seventy
mii
Is a Very good score, I confess."
"Four years back, Friedrich Wilhelm,"
the Kaiser replied,
"We began shooting girls by the lot;
And thus by sub -calibre pratice grew
fit
For this last striking tribute to Gott."
"You are old, Father William," the
Krown Prince observed,
"And your wind is not all it might
be;
Yet that little Slav tango you did at
• Litovsk
Wasajoy
and a ,pleasure to see."
"Four year8 back," said the monarch,
and an led on the heir,
"I took up paper scraps as my line;
And uthepnleieccefrom Belgium Just made
pa
Little treaty for Mr, Lenine."
"Yo'u are old, Father William," the
Krown Prince declared, ,
"Or at least you are wellg in your
And Pyreltnlyeo; u ' r some distance away from
Do Ptimayreoe;u:, think you will get there in
"Now that," sobed old William, "oh,
pride of Verdun,
Is just "what I fear from the map.
Though an expert at scraping of Pap-
ers, I'm not
Quite up to the F,ret,t,ch kind of saran."
Mlnard's Liniment Relieves Neuralgia
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Passing Thoughts.
13eside5 the men who win fame and
those who have it thrust upon them
are those who posthumously receive it
froth posterity.
Nightfall would be terrifying if we
hadn't perfect faith in tho next morn-
ing's sunrise.
If youth had experience it would
have far less enthusiasm.
Speech was given to ua to express
our thoughts, but there are many who
`do not limit the use of it to that pur-
, poso.
Not doing the things that one ought
tot to do is only half of right living;
the other half is doing the things that
Ono ought te db.
The general definition of an ama-
teur is that he 19 a person Who may
equal the performance of a profes-
- Menai, but doesn't get anY money for
it.—EXehat ge.
chronic -kicker never has UM.
on his feet.
fr he
to get
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Sealed Packets only
at all Grocers . . •
Industry and Science,
The value of fertilizatign is shown
by some results obtained by the Clain
experiment station. There was se-
cured trout the fertilized soil an ever -
age yield per acre of 61 bushels of
corn, 23 1-2 bushels of wheat and 3,926
pounds of clover hay. Unfertilized
'and adjoining has yielded 16 1=2 bush-
els of corn, 11 bushels of wheat and
2;517 pounds of hay Per acre.
A rotating poppet valve is seed to
eliminate the necessity of valve grind-
ing. This will be welcome news to
the automobile owner.
A new flexible radiator core is
to be much more durable than the (rul-
ed styles, and to withstand shock and
freezing.
Pending the receipt of a motor lic-
ense the police of Portland, Ore., issue
a temporary license.
To save breakage a new tretk
dumps a load of bricks in an orderly
pile just as if they had been' piled by
hand.
A pocket adding machine, Which
weighs but two ounces, and May be
carried in the vest pocket, fits itt the
palm of .the hand when calneatione
are being made.
Fifteen million tons of coal are used
annually in operating American arti-
ficial ice factories and refrigerating
plants.
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Cheapest of All Oils—Considering
the curative qualities of Dr. Thomas'
Eclectric 011 it is the cheapest of
sej preparations offered to the pub-
lic. It to be found in every drug
store in Canada from coast to coast
and all country merchants keep it
for sale. So, being easily procurable
and extremely moderate in price, no
one should be without a battle of it.
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Science Brevities.
The Gallician oil fields are espec-
ially rich in parahfin.
Metallie, sodium hardens lead with-
out changing its color. Two per cent,
of sodium will harden lead so that it
will ring when struck: a larger
amount causes it to become brittle.
It is possible that licorice, which
now comes from the Mediterranean,
may at no distant time be grown In
New Jercey. Extieriments are now
under way with the imported plauts.
Eighty per cent, ot the•European
output of oil is produced in Russia,
and if at the end of the war she lute
acquired Galicia, Russia will produce
no less than 90 per cent.
An aviator's suit with a current of
warm air circulating through it has
been devised. The air Is heated elec-
trically.
Leder* Three root Long.
In theie day or war breed, when not
on)), the mutiny but the qUentity is
strictly watched, bread by the yard le
an alluring idea, *aye tho London Tit-
bits. But one ittia to ge te Vrane end
Italy to find the reat thing. The pipe
bread of Italy im Often made In loavem
three feet long, while the rolls of
Jermuce are ea long as a Britian grena-
dier, and, in the absence of wood, conid
alinoet be used as pit -props or eceffole
pole&
It is no unusual thine for Parisian
bounewivem to find their loaves( propoed
up against the aoor of their flat, while
those mlio debouch on the street find the
staff of life leaning againat tho front
door when they take down the shutters.
Women are the baker's distributors.
They start about 6.30, and before they
leave the bakehouse therm potteive de
pain brush all, their loaves lest env of
the grit or grime Of the fire titanic]
spoil Its whiteness.
Country bread in England is alwaYa
bigger than town bread. Ind one has to
get a W„el,sh loaf 4) realize what a ble
loaf reany Means. It ia nO Uncommon
thing for a Welsh wife to put all fier
baking into one loaf, and very sweet and
wholesome it tastes.—Exehange.
Miller's Worm Powders, being in
demand everywhere, cart be got at
any chemist's or drug shop, at very
smell cost. They are a etandard route.
dy for worm troubles arid can be fully
relied upon to expel wornas front the
system and abate the aufterhies that
worms cause. There are many moth -
era that rejoice that they found avail-
able a remedy for tae roliet of their
children. ;
FIRST CONCRETE SHIP,
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Of barnyard fowl, ducks end geese
live longest. There is sat dto be in
Scotlarid a gander that is now 68
years old.
Intended for war and ordinary em-
ergency purposes ae well as for the
use of the surgeon when performing
eertain operations, is a tourniquet '
that may be arselied to the neck as
well as other parts of the bo'dY.
CATARRH CANNOT BE CURED
with LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as they
cannot reach the seat of the disease.
Catarrh Is it local disease, greatly in-
YlueiVed "'by "cltntitutional tiion.dittons,
and in order to euro it you must take
an internal remedy. Hall's Catarrh Medi-
cine 1.s taken internally and acts through
the blood on the mucous surf9.ces of the
system. Hall's Catarrh Medicine was
,rrescribed by one of the best physicians
in this country for years. It is com-
posed of some of the best tonics known
combined with tome of the best blood
Purifiers. The perfect combination of the
Ingredients in Hall's Catarrh Medicine
is what produces snail wonderful results
in catarrhal conditions. Send for testi-
monials free.
P. J. CHENEY er CO., Props., 'Toledo, 0.
All Druggists, Wc.
Hall's Family Pills for constipation: -
PANCAKE RECIPES.
WHOLE WHEAT PANCAKES.
To each pint sweet milk (of milk
and water mixed) use one egg, two
teaspoonfuls baking powder (rounded),
one-half teaspoonful salt and flour to
thicken.
BUTTERMILK PANCAKES.
Three cupfuls buttermilk, one .egg,
one teaspoonful ealt, ono teaspoonful
baking powder, one teaspoonful soda,
two and one -hell cupfuls flour, two
tablespoonfuls cornmeal. Sift flour,
soda, salt, baking powder and corn-
meal. Beat egg good and add but-
termilk and egg with the other in-
gredients; beat good -tor about three
minutes. 'Serve witmaple syrup.
CHOICE PANCAKE RECIPE,
To one pint of sweet milk add ono
teaspoonful sugar, one teaspoonful salt,
two cups flour, two heaping teaspoon -
fats baking powder mixed in flour
Do not beat the batter. Stir just
enough to mix in the flour. Put a
spoonful of meat fryinga on a good
hot gridele: bake quickly.
BREADCRUMBS GRIDDLE CAKES,
One egg, two cupfuls sour Milk, one
and one -halt cupfuls breadcrumbs, one
cepful flour on teaspoonftil salt, one
teaspoonful soda.
Mix in order given, beat Well. Have
griddle hot and well greased, drop by
spoonful; cook until a rich brown.
Minard's Liniment Cures Dandruff.
You never can tell. The fellow who
sets the pace ddestet always win in
' the long rine
Trial of Full Powered Vessel a
New Type of Good Omen,
The Namsenfjords recently ran het
trial trip, She is the Out re -enforced
concrete full -powered vessel to be com-
pleted, shEt hati a length of eighty-
four feet by twenty teet by eleven feet
six inches draught, on which she car-
ries 200 tons Of cargo, and with bier
eighty horsepower Bolinder engine de-
velops a speed of about seven and One-
half knots. It was found on trial that
vibration was practically notaexistent,
whIch speaks well for the method and
material of construction. While on
trial the vessel's sea -going qualities
were thoroughly tested and she be-
haved excellently, A large hold le
arranged for, and a medium/I-sized
hatch will facilitate the loading and
discharging of bulky packages, The
cargo will be dealt with by a powerful
motor winch. The crew's quarters are
forward, and the captain, mate and
engineers will be berthed aft on deck.
Re -enforced concrete vessels should
prove valuable assets to those coun-
tries which have lost vessels during
the war. If steel and wood were plen-
tiful and could be released for com-
mercial work, there is every prob-
ability- that concrete construction for
Marine purposes would not have been
studied to the extent that it has be,en.
This development *will no -doubt prove
to be one of the benefits the allies
will gain through the war. There is
a limit to the output of steel and pro-
Miriard's Liniment Co., Limited.
Dear Sirs—I can recommend MI-
NARD'S LINIMENT for Rheumatism
and Sprains, as I have used It for both
with excellet results.
Yours trnly,
T. B. LAVERS
St. .Tohn
ISSUE NO, 8$, 1918
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110EMAKER WITH TO040---XlirEY
work and mitering. eerie Brom.,
Bothwell, one
MitiCE41,-ANEOUe.
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THE eAleel WAY TO SENO 14011EV
by mail is by PO:Widen IIXPreala
Monty Order.
1101011 SHAVBR BIACK BREEDINg
No foxes. Reid Bros. Bothwell, Qnt.,
perly seasoned timber, but practically
none to the production of cement,
There are, of corse,, -drawbacks to
every new industry, but, so far as can
be determined, advocates of the re -
enforced concrete vessels believe they
have only one, viz., heavier hulls than
if steel or timber were employed. But
against thin, it is pointed out, there
are advantages, such as increased
cubic capacity, cost of upkeep practi-
cally nil, and reduced cost of repairs
in the -event of damage.
For quite a considerable period tug
owners have been anxious to employ
tugs fitted with oll engines in prefer-
ence to steam eeginee on account of
the reduced cost ot running, but so far
there has been a slight drawback—the
reduced weight of machinery. With
a cargo vessel this reduced 'rate is
naturally of considerable benefit to
owners, but with a tug weight is essen-
tial. A re -enforced concrete tug, fitted
with an oil engine would have a some-
what similiar displacement to a steel
I/easel fitted with steam machinery:As
a consequence, previded the expert-.
mental vessels now under construction
in this country prove a success, tug
owners may be expected to consider
the oil -engine contreste tug proposition
on really serious lines.—London Ship-
ping World.
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There may be other corn cures, but
Holloway's Corn Cure stands at the
heed of the list so far as results are
concerned.
Industry and Science.
A company making Portland
cement at Durham, Ont., is said to be
now turning out as a by-product from
the feldepar 12 to 16 tons of potash
daily. Feldspar reek Is added to the
limestone as a raw material for
cement and a process has been evolve
ee for collecting the potash.
Many nervous as well as other dis-
eases are eaueed by incorrect illum-
ination. The eye Is a subject of prime
cousideration in connection with our
health and happiness. Eye fatigue
spoils the disposition; as that is one
of the eonditions given for inefficient
work, we find here again a reduc-
tion in efficiency and a cause for
more loss of the workman's time.
The first loss was mechanical, the
seeond is physical; both, when re-
duced to a dollar -and -cents basis,
show a large percentage over the
coot of the lighting that would be re-
quired to eliminate them. A judgment
is dependeut dpon perception, and
perception upon the sight, then the
laborer, to be efficient must be able
to see fine details and small objects
at close range with sharpness and
distinction, to distinguish Objects at
FARMS FOR SALE.
F OR SALE --LOT 20; CONCESSION a
Townehip of Vaughan; one hundred/
acres; large briers house; earn, /5 ft. VY
ft,, atone foundation; win accomodate
IA belie of cattle; also stable for 6 bermes:
pig pen, hen house; 11/2acres orchard;
tore fence; fifteen nines Met Toronto.
T. /I. Steele, Nashville, Ont.
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clioxcE FARM—ADJOINING GRIMS-
BY town, consisting of one hundred
and eighty acres; mulit be sold at once
to close up an estate. Apply to P. B.
Calbick, Winona, Ont,
aWO-ILUNDRED-ACRE eLEATtmi)
WM for sale—County Durham;
good soil, fair buildings; convenient to .
railway station and village; four thous-.
and will buy; easy terms; possession
after harvest. Ci. P. 15feKaY, 44 Victoria
street, Toronto,
AGENTS WANTED.
1.
AGENTS WANTED Yap CAN
" make itt ur county, with our test
selling Comb rnation. Coeker, One pales.
man banks ;328,55 the first Menai. An.
Other agent sells 20 in two hours, Others
cleaning up ;10 daily, No capital nec-
essary. Goods shipped to reliable Inert
On time. Territory going fast. Write
qui* to secure ypur iielU. Combination
Products Co., 111. Main street, Fester,
Que,
• EXECUTOR'S SALE
SAV . Thomas,ANDOe aPePpIpNi aGg uLIL 11; a7in
1)leteOUT
l:Mseysateemre r°orllejr7, ds;teet‘lvolalamteilegsn north
corn shelter, elevators, etc; sawmill has
56" inserted tooth circular saw, also
butting or slab saw with shafting, belts,
etc.: engine Is Fairbanka-Morse oil or
gasoline; rate 32 h. p.; this mill has maim.
money; building is frame and could "be
moVed; also good 50 -acre farm with
barns and brick house, about one-half
mile from mill. Each property will be
sTohldomeahs,ea1::intt.oclose an estate. Address
Sanders & Ingram, Barristers, etc,, $t.
BUSINESS CHANCES.
POR SALE -50 -BARREL PLAN $/F -
ter mill, in Markdale; good water-
power. W, Ford, Markdale.
OR SALE, AT WALLA.CEB'URG—AN
evaporator plant, well equipped; was
operated last year; adjoins railway arid
convenient for shipping; also conven-
ient to ship by water; about two acme
of land in connection. Communicate with
JOhn Si Fraser, Barrister, Wallaceburg,
Ont.
a distance with accuracy, and to have
clear perception of all objects in the
intermediate space.
Light is known ,to bay° an injure
louse effect on bacteria; hence it it
an important hygienic in water.
Steel tempered in phenol has more
hardness ancleelisticlty than when it
has been tempered in Water.
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Fish Carries Liquid Clouds.
The squid is a craftly little denizen
of the deep. This cuttlefish isn't
much of a fighter, as fighters go, so he
has been forced Lc, provide some
means of protecting himself from fhb
myriads of voracious fish that hamlet
the deep sea where he lives. There is
a small pouch on which he carries an
intensely black fluid. On the ap-
proach of an enemy he squirts out
some of this liquid and surrounds
hiniself with a black cloud, in which
he hides from his pursuing enemy.
Because of the nature of the fluid he
excretes, he is sometimes termed the
inkfish.
M !nerd's Liflirnefle for sale everywhere
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SHOT A BUTTERFLY. ,
Gigantic Species Discovered by a
Naturalist in New Guinea.
The largest butterfly known., says
the Wide World Magazine, is, feud
only in British New Guinea and spec-
imens are worth anything from $100
upward.. The male measures eight
inches across the wings and the fe-
male not less than eleven inches, a
wing spread exceeding that of many
small birds.
The story of the Bret discovery of
this gigantic butterfly is a curious
one. A naturalist saw a specimea
perched on the top of a tree, and fall-
ing to capture it by any other means,
'finally shot it.
From the fragments he decided that
the species was entirely unknown to
science, and he accordingly fitted out
an expedition; at it cost of' many
thousands of dollars, to go in search
of the insects.
Two members ot the party fell vic-
tims to the Papuan ceentbals, and an-
other was rescued only 113 the nick ot
time. In spite of this inauspicious
commencement to his enterprise, how-
ever, the naturalist persevered end ul-
timately succeeded. in obtaining per-
fect specimens.
CtIORRA INFANTUM
Cholera infantum is one of the rem
ailme,nts of childhood. lt ia e trouble
that comes on suddenly,
during the Bummer months, and tem
prompt action is takee. Inc little ona
may soon be beyond aid. Baby's Own
Tablets are an ideal medicine in ward-
ing oft this trouble. They regulaoe
the bowels and a weeten the stomace,
and thus prevent all the dreaded stea-
mer emnplaints. Coucerning them
Mrs, Fred Rose. 8001 Bay, Ont.,
Faye: "I feel 13aby o Own Tablets
saved the lite of our baby when she
had cholera Infantum, aud I would net
be without them." The Tehlste ere
sold by medicine (lesion* or by noel
at 25 ce,nte it box front The Dr,
Wil-
bianie eledicine CO., Broekville, Out,
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Her Present Veda.
Slip-on blouses; ettee It cool white
voile.
Fiches, (plaint ana oltadashleted
looking, but most femiatue turd glue-
gether delightful on summer teocke.
Gingham dresses, in trio timelier
checks, preferably, with fine white
colars and cuffs of organdie or team,
and sashes willed tie In the bask:
Yringe-trimmed dreasesb—the smart
one-piece serge or silt lreeees have
silk fringes ornamenting their pan.
els, sashes and ar,mellnita fteeke.
Large mushroonte-bvireired Ws of
blue Georgette, with taeinge ct cool
and snoWy white.
About the only late it Man ad-
vances by going backward is when he
Is rowing a boat,
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