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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Wingham Advance, 1918-08-08, Page 6Tile INVASION (W BRITAIN Can Britain be invatled? There 14 roam to believe that the InattarY and naval "heads believed in the possIbilitY Of such aa evet, 'Whether they do or not nOw is another matter. Great Britain has had a huge beam erase in being for a long time—an army made Up ot men who neither belonged to the regular army, to Kitchener's army Or to the Territorials. It was recruited from the men who for all kines of rental% Mad not leave home. Lord Frence was for sOmP time holt of this army, toad since then Gets. Sir Wilulain Robertson haa been the tulle tary head of this force. This arnlY is regularly drilled, and the country bas been entrenched at all vulnerable Mints. At the General Assembly of the Established Presbytertan Church at Edinburgh in May Nat tee- Lord High Commissioner, who represents the etetaat such meetinga, cautioned the, ministers and elders present that they might yet have to protect their leetlea elate, eon, ClIA,PTER, XIX. 111) and says: 'Old John Greven' he's Anienities were being exchanged got a latanforda So the filet guy says: generally, Messrs. Jonas= and Wil- 'I on run a Stablord. Leas lift that" Son were curette' the chauffeur for So the other fellow he destribea the bringeog them out in his coudentneti house and. the trees and all, and car, while the chauffeur cursewhore the garage was. The first guy d lea passengers or bringing,hint out on maw ItSultPose she balks on me and won't start, and the people eorae out?'their condemnee errand: It transpired and a third bione apeaks up at that. during this lively convetnation that the ear carried no spare tire, that it ale %Vs: 'Tell 'em in the name of the a rian blowout "whin would take ' ' law, see') Make out we're sleuths after was . ..n_ . an hour or more to repair, and weed- acouple ca crookseet Gravely come ^.- al ong, if he wants, and drop him out tet be Very strong at .that, and that on the road somewheres."Well, sup - the other tires had done their duty , poee we get eterted and they etart and were likely to fellow Um first at shootin' out of the windowe?' says any moment. e the first' guy. Wen Gravely deal Archie aqueezed Neel's arm in Joy- keep a gun,' says the second one. "Where it thisehot place of a bleat- 4a4373 he can do up :my man in the blank country 'eau we get another , county wIthout It, and his sonea as car?" demanded lean Johnson. good as he lie" :'Hot place yourself!" was the in- Neil marveled at this artistic tale dignant answer, nigger!" ew"I ain't no man's Ile watt not surprised that the teeing country at home. -follow allowed it whole. But as for What are the chances for Such an Mr. Johnson devoted a whole minute carrying it through—that was another• Invasion by the Germane? Could Ger- to expreselpg his opinion If the chauf- matter. The young tellowes eyes spark - many Make a surprise attack by sea fear. led in. the moonlight. on the islands? We hardly think that The abused one atrew down his tools "By the Lord!' he murmured. stun an attack is feasible when we Passionately. "Well, it's, my machine "Where are -they now?" con -anyhow!" he. snarled, "Get the hell • We van all the way to give warn - consider that it would take a Out and walk!' Jell do your liver good: ing," teed Archiea "They'll be ten or siderable fleet of ships to carry an l',II make You a present of the ride so fifteen minutes beeend me There are army over. The British fleet bars the far."* two of them, The third guy stayed way. Its scout ships are on the look. Thls was the occasion for a rinse 71411thtelicar," fellow .risklY3-, ' m father," out alli the time. The aeroplanes are outburst front: Mr. Johnson. Hie pare l 11114eT1•11 ft eontieually on the watch, and the neh,slAttertflepreid a said Mr. Winn. "They ran his machine into the garage and made swift passage to the ihoueea can bear you -ten miles on a inghtf eArehie, for Heaven's sake!" pro- wireiese is continually at work. A ourprise is hardly Posstble. The only like, this:" , .. chance of invasion Would be for the HereeMr. Johnson .and efr, "Wilson teeted Nell "Tllied?, a. bit too thtek! We'd better. beat I German fleet to come oat and engage finely prevailed. Hie partner did shut up. The lieteaers undenitood: from the "Not at all, son," said Archie cool - the British fleet and in the confusion *amide., that he walked away mutter:. • laYnd-'en'"i'ts nervy yextrlittenrilLnte: ntlaviaatysanntaolitiest- bow° her transports make a dash for ing and kicking the tree trunktrie re- sgcloonde'ahrecg:„Iita's . li ve his feeling's t pnuenrevtUrerrilpirsooqoraonads ,tr. Wileon addressed the chauffeur( warranted not to skid." iii oily tonesi "D.on't 3-ou mind him, In a remarkably eihort epace,of time' I d. H ' t hasty, like Why Young Gravely reappeared, accompan- tend with. It would taltenorsatliale al in an hour fiom new you and him led by old Gravely and two hired land such a force with ite guns,' even, if &ea be drinking together like broth-n'tdluFer olt•iligrdel eioereyowueemteedn.:, naid 4there were no land. OPPeeleiek. ere." - "Well, he hacinft ought teecurse me" In these times, however; nothitig ia returnedethe other almost tearfully, leGaiedndr..it,"s1 te?itaptscitleatlekg arareglyInt000kf arspossible of attempt. The Kaiser "It takes the heart out of a man." A n crowd. They'v,o had It in for me a lame -would no doubt sacrifice his flent. as he liar of moonlight revealedehim bitting time back." has his armies it he thought he, coed en the runningeboard with las head #ret1314.11 NsvciatteofterduNI e rm in,,leis handa. oeniir juaot inside. the .gain his ends by so doing, As to a sur- es-31Mo ta Fix Iter up like ,a good lad," per- ' gateway. Two behind each poet. You' prise attack lt might be P ez. . tested "'Mr. Wilson.•elhaell let you run men can go up in the yard out of the land a small force in some ouGlow .Po . the nearest land. Could that be done? The Germans would not only have the Brittsh but the Ameeicapefiette to con - way -------- 1.,....P. But It would be of . "No, I'm going back on the rim. wer of trouble.. No, thanks ' said Archie. "We is ally going and coming; patrol, botts, for the night, and Giddy lameing's trawlers, mine-swesePers, destroies Reel avail unless it was greatly reinforced. The North Sea is pretty well patrolled.ibe Ships of alt descriptions are continta " Pete 'Small's over .to Cheetectogeomt, °aux:, , can get?" p I've had enough." , hie radiator off." "Is there another car tack there we whiepered Archie. on it toe ,eteunitseciltisent ..0'w'Gno,,,esavaikd athe little maen.a.y .411 want to see it" "What will you do with them?" affair." nothing of the aireeips. To land cruisers are ail ort the watch, to s.eite I • et Stanford, but he won't hire out." " - "Well, where can we 'get a tar? "I ditnno. Old men Gravely's got a "Put tiiheniefemrtriin:teites.i.linied:oitchltdex; chicken ho us e. enh,elllstoounrtonaebc army of a quarter minket mon wou el "Where Is Gravely's?" be a greet undertelting In face of tIale "Two miles ahead of you." No amount et persua.sion could,dinci• pered Archie to Neil, "Ain't that a difficalties, and we .40 not believe Unit . whis- duce him to tillte them there. I' pjuetice, eson? Britain keeps manly :peeps at oeie " .euch a landing is pessible. Still, Great I . n't I?" he eald aggrievedly. have to come all the way back, would- nit of poetic "Whistle,said the old man. "Not besides,' this home guard army Which 1 -n "Hew about a telephone?" aeked anAfettle and ' • • Neil lay down on their ,pther word now " Mr. Wilson. backs in the grass and gazed at the we speak of. When sh% keeps a man 1 "Gravely's to the nearest to tele - lacy veil of stars sO indifferent to of the ability of -Sir 'William Robert- phone, to6, uniees you want to go e mae's contrivances. They • listened. son in command see must have goon back to the steamboat wharf." 'll have to hoof. ," and by ane by they beard away 'down et sio I Come on, weit , e reason for what sheis doing. the hard road thet t Pa -Pa , Patty -patter said eft. Wilson to his partner. "We'd of two pairs of heavy shoes, now In can prevent it there will be Mt hive - e alarm the whole country by 'phon/," step, now out. Their hearts began to sion, and she is leaving nothing Vo 1 Mr. Johnson, the heavier of the two, peat a little Taster. chance. However, the Buffalo Newo agreed with an 111 place. Tlio Iwo approaching men hail • says ' • I "1 eay. nlhat kind of fellow le thie t • Mug to eay to pada other until y Jiro - CI &veer'?" asked Mr Wilson anxious- issued from among the roadside tress Germany is said to be preparing4Or i r e " ' into plain view of We house. Their a sea drive by which see hopes to se He won't receive es 'with a shotf- retrieve the failure of the leboat calor gun, will he, if we get him out o stoped beside the gate, not more than three paces from. the waiting ones. activity in the Kiel roadeteads. Oruts• I 'eah! John . Gravely don't keep Magee There is said to be unusual I ". - 11;°,3 The • brief ealloguy they engaged in gun Hen the best scrapper in t era, battleships, dotroyers and sub- ea,se,„' te and ee - son's -----tri waq unfortunate for them. e e next best. se . This ip the place," said Mr, Johns .matines in large. number are said to eeee ' — Hee religious." son. 'Big white house, cedar trees , be -taking on proideiuns and ammunt- t. 'Once mere Archie satieezed Nell's ' tion tor a dolt into thearm, and Ne.1 wondered what was open to en- 4 - . and all. Just as 1 thouget, every-. . gage the fleet of the allies. The British passing in hbody's in bed." ie mind. . attacks on Zeebrugge and the attacks , "How will We know the right "I'll 'alt here for you," suggested of the Italians in the Adriatic are sala place?" asked Mr. WilsonMr. Wilhon.. "Yah!" snarled the other, "Al*aye • to have greatly aroused the Germarl 1 , "Big horse on a little hill, right - WW1! me do the dirty work, ain't people. They are begitining to eXPrenn hand side of the road. Painted white: • yeh? You come along, too!" doubt In regard to the "invincible"; and got a double row of cedars to, Kiel forces. They are beginning tp • tee read. ,Straight ahead. You can't They stepped inside the gate, and ; criticize the entire naval progrannnbrief, mad scene ot violence succeed - e of miss it." . ‚Admiral ven Tireit-T e, hey are eager 1 The% e two-detectivetarted doent the . ed. The peaceful night .was made to have Von 'Molts maltP, good Ills read without the formality of fare- hideous by the sounds. Johnson and boast • of "Der Tag"—the day that weles. The, chauffeur, who by this Wilson after an involuntary squall would see the German naval forces time had his tire off, started back at of terror at the suddenness of the on- slaught, fought back manfullyeTbey• opposed to Britain's fleet. • a Strali's pace, Aithie pulled Neil in- • to motion. -----------througe the bad no 'Chance at all. Two little FOCO HM ME INITIATIVE '• trees, they made a wide circle groups,, each with. a kicking, cursing throegh a pasture field, running at nueletts, tnoved irrestibly toward the Tuesday was Reenter successtel,day tepee eed,, and struck into the road • chicken house. The door was thrown for Gen. Poch, who is now said to again some distance ahead of the ote- open and the two detectives energeti- .ealy propelled inside. possess the initiative on all the battle . er two wayferers. . f "Can yod'aog-trot it to two miles?" Whereupon a new and ghastlier up- frouts, end It is declared that it will demitndel'Archlle. e nee of squawking and flapping arose. ' . Ono 1Sy one the feathered opeupante 15 - to the Germans two or three menthe "Sure" said Neil, to get up another offenstve. In the i "It'll take the pretties forty minutes sued speaking through the trapdoor. or more. If we ean do it twenty or When they were all out Mr. Johns meantime 'American troops are arely• son's face appeared in the aperture: twenty-five's enough. trig in Prance by the thousands, and 1 "What's the. game, Archie?" "Gentlemen, fee 'God's sake! a ter - Germany's chances of execess are ' "Wiiit a minute, son, I'm .still fitting rible mistane has been made!" he rapidly eraporating. en the neee le:7titAllIknr Is the er1?0lotrs114:We're not robbera;gthd1rraineeyinLim3iedeteats!: French offehsive at Mentadier yestere halide!" A about of laughter droemed his day the French capared fifteen liune 1 In ,dUe course they arrived befell voice. Mr. Johnsen lost his temper dyed pelsortsrs. and southwest oa the big farmhouse with its elouble,row and began to kick and beat be the of eedare. They Paned at the turn- logs. Rheims the British, in three days, in to gpt their breath and lay a Dian I hope outeide heard Mr. Wilson's: ,took eleeen hundred prisoners. It is of campaign. shriller ,accente trying to be eeard, teskonea that the Gent:ins have Met I Now, listen, ewith both ears," ware. "One vtord of explanaelon Will put eft, Archie. "No thne for ehe,vving the this matter right!" . a hundred and eighty thousand in 'Pg.', , . "Kick away," said oat Gravely se - dead, wounded and Prisoners since But Archie% intended communica. renely. "Explain to the chickens if July 15. The French are neerteig the tin Was not Made, for at that. nme you likr• Will you come into the Went int autdmobile swent up the read house, meet?" German supply depot at Fere-ett-Tor- from the opposite direction to that "Much obliged," said Archie de - den, and the enemy is burning hie tame had come and turned in at the 'purely, "but my friend and I Must euPplies and munition preparatory, gate where thee stood. The young fel- be getting on. to Chestertown." Ito doubt, to evacuating the place, low at the wheel ctune to a stop and As they moved away from the chic - With the exeeption of One or ' looked them over sternly, ken house. Mr. "Minuet Voice took On twO - spots, the Germans have bean driven' "Veliat do you -want here?" he wilted. a desperate note. "Don't leave us "Are you gr. John Greeley?" asked here! Don't leave us here It Omits etitteely from north bank of the Marne. Arent stertethly. s tneful!" There has been .Iseavy fighting lit the ! 'earn bee.sone "By the Lord!" said ming Grave - It ended eountry around Itheites and f "We want to See your father a, min- IY, "I'm all worked iii) now. One Ute. It's inapOrtant." good tUrn deserves another, tall run along the River Ardre, but the elide I "Hen in bed by tbifee you °par tit Chestertown in the ean prosure continues. Along the crest "Wake hina up, please. There's net if you like.' He addreseea one et the Of hills northeast of Chateau Thierry it thintite to lOse." - tered then. "Como ahead, JIM. Yet there him been heavy aghang between f "Yotell have to tell me what you can keep me company on the way e i want tire, I don't knoweou," helm." the Americans and Otrinaas. Archie went a WO enter and low- 'Petty soft! Pratte sett!" Wh heis- T, Getman tewspapera are now 1 ered hitt vote° impreceively. pored Archie to Neil. beginnine to see the SignIficence, of "Motand nty friend here, we're 1?ead. The stanford rolled Out of the yard , ing for a town up the line. We took with the four men it it, and sped up Gip. Frees counter ntevement. Thee advantage of itti encuation Woo .ete the road, pereued by Mr. Wilson's 01 - fear that Feet has Upset laulendorfes bay, and started to 'walk to Cheet etai nxinished cries for help end Mr. John., plan of oampt.tige. prima Rupprectit town, where we eould get the train 4,seras hoarse bellows of rage. Thee In the morfting. A couple of Milts lighted eigate and settled tn.& Ores Irsust be heving some anxious moments bleat We corn on an tattoMobile beat- tortably. . I nun now. With the Crowit Prince ift 511 hi the read. ,rhe tams in It dtdn't "Daen't Meth her," suggested Archie. diffieultlea and crying Per help, Rep- hear tut 'Mlle up, and net heard mom "This 15 tee good." f ti t lk s.,,u 11 t d Arettie put Torth his beet efforts in eitesteses "(lie I'M Berry we're herel" flea Yeeng OreeelY. "WAR a rninetet heron: Weather Dee," Said Melee When the lattenter tiled deena Arable old regretfully: "Wein 1 moue it's good.by, boys. By the Way, Wind's the nearest station on the Main line?" "What main line?" asked a011eg Gravely. "Norte% to Pelladeleine "Sure," eala Archie . - 'Woven rplaware, ttWenteaftve Innen" "Do, they tflt run that night treat north?" asked Archie, feeling his way. "Sure thing. Stops at Dover two something." "I (suppose you don't want to run us over teere, do you?" "Wily not?" said young Griteely, "'Meat would the old man say?" anggested 'Tito, apprehensively. "Oh, he'll be aaleep viten we get home. Come on, fellows! We'll make a nIght of it!" "Marvelous Archie!" teottght Nell. CelAleeten, etee, Arnie and Nell sat in the tieing - rotate of the flat they had juathipee. 111 tt flat ot their own, Archie tad petted out, they would be infinite)" freer. It was on Waverly Plane, op- posite the dispensary, a neighborhood popalece, yet of almost uneneraished respectability, aud therefore little troubled by the police. They had the "fourth :boor rear, east," ot a build- ing, nousing tiveuty-four tamilies, among whose nun ops comings end goings thele'own iitight pass unnotic- ea. They had already furnished It with two cote, two chairs and a deal -table. At the moment eacli had one ot the chairs and had a window -sill tor hie. tot "You nevet told ine how yeu learn- ed thin those two had come to New York," Noll remarked. "Easy," said ,Archie, eI made trioxide with the keeper of that -dump on Calvert street where they tied you. up. He heard Parran any acTaething, about a sleeping car. Be 1 Went to 'the Union Station. The Test was ease. A. high-toued pair with a drun- kei '. sport are remarkable even in a ratty/sty station." "The grand gueation is, how to fine a person in New Yore," Neil went on, "Sounds like a large order to mate "Depends on the person. It les a drifter, I admit it's pretty' near hope- less, tett if it's a certain kind of per- ,soratand you knew the kind, that nate •roltraett" idolise Now, this girl—" Like Geoffrey 'Parma, Nell always beanie uncomfortable when she .en - toed the discussion. "It's the man [want," he muttered. . "Exactly," said 'Archie; "But he's a drifter. We can best reach him through her. Now, we know she'an artist and a high-mbaded lady. That's a whole lot to basin on." Nell was mollified. "For instance?" he .asked. 4 - "Well, I believe, even though they may have had a little money, her first ldea•would 'be to earn something. Now hew would an artist set about finding a job?" • "Send her work around to the maga- eines." "Feasibly. But remember Hartigan. What else?" "Apply, to the Art Students' League." "Good! We'll look ehat up thN afternoon, Another tinges we ougat to look•In yesterday's papers and to- day's -for 'help wanted' ads that might attract her . .No, by Jimmy! -1 nave it! We'll put an ad. In ourselves! It worked fine- before." • • e"Yes, but I wanted to get into touch taith yote and she doesn't," objected Neil. • "Never mind: •We'll make the ad. fit the changed 'circumstances." He commenced immediately to serib- -ble on the back- of an envelope with a pencil stub—aldeda by sundry no- tions of kis tongue. Presently with a self-conscious air be tossed the re - nut over to Neil. Nell read: Southern gent. widower, with two entail children. desires the services tad Young lady as governess. Must be able to give good drawing lessons. Salary no object to the right party. "Fine idea," said Neil guardedly. eBut perbepp the wording could be ebanged a little. It has a sort of raa- trimonial flavor." "Oh, well, if you're so literary fix it Up to suit yourself!" "Suppose she were attracted," Neil went on, holding the paper. "How could we arrange a meeting? A place like this wouldn't do." "There are joints in town," said ati rehie, "real good-looken! joints, 'where on can hire an office for a day or part of a Nett borrowed a pencil, and worked . over Archle's draft. This was its version: "Wanted: A young woman • of gbod breeding, native of the SoUth preferred, as governess to two young , reildren. A knowledge of drawing is essential." "Huh! young -woman!" Archie grumbled. "Sounds pretty common if you ask me." "It's all right, though," said Neil. eagle real thing never lets on in pube lie that it knows it, you know." • "Just as eau say," Axel% yielded "We'll Put it in the four ' largest Morning papers." -This was the day of their arrival lit 'New York. 'To their disappoint- ment -there was no word in the even- ing papers or the next morning's ede Una of the happenings on the east- ern shore of Marylaftd. They had looked for a bit of fun in reading of Mesere. eohnson and Wilsen's night In the benhouge but somehow the detectives had managed to suppress the story. BaltithOre had nothing to stay sent the Tenn case. The New York police hidulged in le little eroW. "Nell Ottaway has- elipped through the hands of the Baltimore pollee, and it back in New YOrk with his faithful friend, Atchie Tinling, The dreg -net is spread, and it is only a matter of hours betore they Will be caught in its meshes." "Brave words!" 'said Aran°. "The .pollee are optimists, they are! How- ever, We Won't neglect any preeate tient ,We Meet never go out together 'You ought to have some siMple dile Oise, heteeporter or a etreeeclean- er or the. like." "Sure" said Nell, sarcastleally. "What Would a hoteaporter be tieing on WaVerty Plate? And what Weed the Other tenante say if they met White Wings on the stairs" (TO be entinnetta When the Paint Wears Off.' . There are tontetiirtee plates on the exterior of a incluse where the paint gets Worn off and which millet be re touehed without Making a "bOtelt job"' of it Owittg to the affinity of mite Int( titie,nele paean to match 'the ed- joinirtg doter Willett bite %acad. TO erethtes plane must also be upset. neReugh-talklitg ielkette they wre eentertain, Which were not unrewarded. presteree the *toed in nett SPOtgtttti the house can be repaintedapply two , teats Of tinned OR With rag. Thit will horde% tile appearance Mete , • finde the British in front of ItIM bit- Seen* they'd blown out it tit% and lite eprightly tales Were new and de - proving their positione Ly continnally Main have .any Other, end were wild Riotously funny to the entary beye. teoftfirett4ffidillliemPal Like tennehody wet§ iirtiractreewilntigd 14 Ateheeteindtrfizgob nibbl:ng fit Itint, and he dare, net ePriree bond of conomy 11 ' 1.14.401.401444,40440. is not only the m,ost economical on account of its great strength, but you have the refreshing and delicious qualities as well. 6436 Ask your Grocer. • In Sealed Metal Packets. Lord rabnerston's Dinner. Lora Palmerston VW a remarkable feeder, as shown bY that aceoant of his table work when be waa 80 years of age:, "He Ate for dinner t vo plates of tur- tle soup. He was thee served ery amesly to a Plate et cod, 'tad oyster melee, lie then took a pate, atterwarel he was helped to two vtrY groan. locking entrees, ele then despatched a plate et rent muttert. There then aP1 et ted before him the largelt an to my mind, the hardeat e'en of hem thee ever figure(1 on the table et a nob omen, yet it disaeleaeree Just in tioo te anewer the luquiry of his butler, 'Snipe, my ]rd, or pheasant?' Fre ttantly replied, 'Pheasant,' teas. completing hie nintet dish on meat at ta need.' This was Lord Pa mentor, who livtd ita•t worked like a borso till he was Eli, and weed doubtless beset ponred scorn ueon the scientific slops and gruele effered to old mei in our lay. Palmereton was one that was nourise- e1 by his victuals and 'A ould fain have ItIsit.—..New York 1i.08t. ' _- Minard's Liniment Cures Burns, Etat ; • HIS OPINION OF LINCOLN. It Was Well Founded, He Had Every Reason to Believe. • I happened to be at Atlanta, Ga., over Lincoln's birt4.1-*- (writes John Kendrick Bann in 11fom Pillar to Post," and it pleased me beyond mea- sure to find printed on the Mat page of one of the proralfrent newspapers of that beautiful city a three column dut of Abraham Lincoln, with a suit- able tribute in verse, After eating my breakfast on the morning of the 11th I dallied for awhile in the office of the massive Georgian Terrace hotel, molting my cigar and glancing over the news in the paper. As I was about to toss the paper aside a fine old type of southern gentleman seated himself on the divan alongside me and in the usual courteous manner of the coun- try gave me a morning salutation. I Mlnard's Liniment Co., Limited. Dear ers—I can recommend IC- NARD'S LINIMENT for Rheumatism and Sprains, as I have used it for both with excellet results. Yours truly, • T. B. LAVERS 1 St. John ' iweep, The virtues of the dead are . extolled sand he is aadressed and ,apoittrophized. • This 'part of the eereznony over, the company pit down to a meal that they have 'brought with ellem. The affair %alma -en the' aspect of some grave social occasion. Wine is druuk and meet food is eaten. It Is cus- tomary to tell all the anecdotea and Inotdents relating to the deed man that those present can remember. Oven bitof the past (that have a humorous turn are not barred. It is in some sort it bringing forth of his whole memory and setting him again before days that were hiding the thoughts ce him from view. It is interesting to speculake on the meanies of this unusual practice,'and on the human tendency that gave it binth and keep it alive. It seems to root in the old 'human dread of be- ing forgotten compleeely. As these Peeple do it unto the dead, so :they expect their children and their re- latives to do unto them, and they cherish the cusitom as it fountain that will keep Meer own memory green when their time comes. • responded in kind and then, tapping my paper, observed: "That is a fine picture of Lincoln.". "Yes, sub; a very fete picture, sub.," he replied. en never had the honor of seek" Mr. Lincoln, AM, but from all I hear, sph, he must have resembled that picture pretty dose, suh." "It is a delight to me to fled it in one of your southern newspapers," said I, "espeeially in one so lufluen- Oat in the south as this," "Yes, suh," he answered. "It shows that the soutb is not slow to recog- nize genius, sub, wherever it is found, suh. But," he added, "there is no occasion for surprise, sub. We have alwaas appreciated Mr. Lincoln's greatness down here,and we have admired him, aur, although we have had reason to believe that durin' the late unpleasantness, suh, he was con- sid'rable of a neathern sympathizer, Minard's Liniment RelieVes Neuralgia • s I 1011IORIALS TO DEAD. Curious _Ceremonial of the Ser blan People. It is not quite accurate to entitle nee cererdony a funeral, for it is not that, but we leave in English no one mord or two words 'With Whieh to ex- Ipress the meaning. In orderato secure 'cementite anurttcy, et would have been necessitry -to head this sketch 'with the words, "Ceremeny Perform- ed by a 4erblan Family on the An- niversary eV the 'Death of One of Its Members," anti no newspaper -copy reader 'would pass a title like that, writes et corespondent. It is the chstora of the country to remember the de,adeon the ;anniver- sary of death by a pilgrimage to (the .greveyard, with all appropriate tore - ;monies. A morbid custom, and one that might be produotive nf endless sand needless grief, ,aceording to our ideate but 'the Salle are ta hand =Ice and face .their sorrowe without Inv- ering them. All of the family files to Abe eemetery, aneonepattled by close friends and headed by priests. •Piewerts are laid on the grave, pray- ers ;are a:leered 'and the welema an offensive in the present Matta or ti egy {see asys one, ,ero got to get a few minutes only before they roiled Most et the 10056 talk is ittarted by affairs, another ear!' Another fellow 0,0600 up 10 the Chestertown Hotel. felloWs *ho are tight. - 4••-• / DODD S I 0 N EY PILLS *‘. I_ ,11 tsg;Pihet.;ezi-All' polcr 1" N5:P.6 '‘,14 , I 3 vie ft 11 t Growing Dishrags. It has been discovered that the thick spongy gourd of the MU plant, which growls easily and requires but little at- tention makes the best kind of dishcloths and bath sponges, An Ohlo woman Is making a good living raising them. She sold over 1,000 to one garage company Clone for use in the washing of automo- biles. Cut Into strips the luffa gourd makes a kind of lace 'widely used by milliners, and it Is also admirably ad- apted to the making of flower baskets, - The Terror of Asthma comes like a thief in the night with 1trs dreadful throttling, robbing its Victim ot breath. It seems beyond the power of human aid to relieve until one trial is made of that remarkable prepara- tion, Dr. I. D. Kellogg's Asthma Re- medy. Then relief comes with a rush. Life becomes worth living, and, if the remedy be used persistently, the dis- easels put permanently to rout. Take no substitute, ODD AND INTEREST/NG FACTS. A carrot with a valuable gold signet ring round the middle of it has been unearthed in an English garden. Tee owner lost the ring months ag3. Without counting 1,112 meu eaready serving in dockyards ite t military sta- tions on the • outbreatts of the war, 5,051 London police officers are en- gaged in war service. Successful experiments have been made by chemists at New Orleans, I a., In recovering potash from moiassi a waste. The new product is useful in the manufacture of fertilizer. Atmost automatic in ite opsrattons is a new cabinet for quickly dsvelopmg X-ray photographs for dentista' use The use of glass breve; ,or building purposes is beteg adopted in many Eurtmean cities. As a means ofat-- mining light to dark beltways and basements, these transparent blocks have been most satisfactory, and her has been no loss in stability of con- struction which they have Inte i ubsti- tutea for the ordinary clay -bricks. Probably the two greatest auction- eers since the origin of this exciting method of selling orIginated were the English George Robins, who w- elded over the auction block in Bar- tholomew Lane. London ,ana the Am- erican, Frederick Kees. These men are remembered for their vivid fan- cies, -their arresting vcenthuleries, their personal magnetism, that 'often in- ducecn'a bidder te offer more than he ever intended and, leading all these qualities, the most contagious humor, that helped to raise bids. The output of the mines of Japan has greatly increased in recent years, and this is due io the Introduction of modern machinery. The Nagasaki, the most important, has shown a steady growth in its output of cual, copper, zinc, gold and silver. The pre - duction of coal luta increased rapidly, with a demand.for Japanese coal in all the ports'of the Orient. . 1 I KEEP CHILDREN WELL DURING HOT WARIER Every mother knows lnev fatal tbe hot summer months are to small children. Cholera %fan upi, diarrhoea, dysentery ahd stomach troubles are rife at this time and eftea a prezirms little Me is lost Only aner a few hours illness. The mother who keeps Baby's Own Tablets In the house fee s safe. The occasional use of the Tabists pre- vents storaacla and bowel troubles, or if the trouble comes suddenly—as it gee - orally dees—the Tablets will brine; the baby safely through. They ore 14o1d by medicine dealers or by nett at 26 cents a box from The Dr. Willienee Medicine CO., Brockeille, OM, ?- FASCINATING Is the Study of Wireless as Used On ?Janes. the guns reveal their position. each Bent work is, of course, exlremely perilous. since the wireless aviator it the target of aircraft gent And be prey of enemy aircraft. The marvellous accuracy of heavy gun fire when directed in this way is well illustrated in the case of the German cruiser Konigsberg, which was wrecked bY British monitors. The German ship, which was it great men - ase to alliPlatitg, had taken refuge in East Africa, Tire Britieb, fire Was directed at a target Illilea away, OM. DiatelY hidden by tropical jungle. Sal- vos were fired at one menet intervals. The first shoes went wide of the marls, but, following the directione from the wireless man in an laptops' above them, shells were soon dropped within 400 yards of the enemy. The noel shot was spotted as 200 yards over and 200 yards to the right. The next was only 150 abed and 100 to the lett. The seventh shot hit the elle • and In the next eight shots seven struck deadly blows. - • Millers' Worm Powders are it very prompt relief front the attacks of Worms in. children. They are power. ful at their action and, while leaving Pothing to be desired as a worm ex. patient, have an Invigorating effect upon the youthful system, remedy* ing fever, biliousness, loss of appetite, aleeplessness, and other aihnents that tollow disordets -caused by worms in the stomach and bowels. Odd mad Interesting Facts. Experintents are to be made at Hon olulu, Hawaii, with the fiber of banana 'stalks in the manutecture of bags tor shipping Began The necessary ma- chinery was brought from the United States. .A. new telephone receiver ie so Small that it can be inserted into the ear instead of being held against it. More than 90 per cent. of Use woridn clover corn from Zanibar, which has about 3,700,000 full bearing treo. Magnesium is the chief ingredient in a French alloy- that weighs about two-thirds as much as cast aluminum. Both Mt. Whitney and Salton see— the highest and lowest points, re- spectively, in the United States—are in California. Mall service by airplane between Italy -fend the Island ot Sardinia is, planned. Apparatus using compressed air bas been invented for blowing ice cream from molds. Lutherans are more numerous in three-fourths of the counties of coesin than are members of all other Protestant bodies combined. One-fourth of the crops of Spain are produced on irrigated lands, although only 6 per cent, of the nation's cul- tivated land is irrigated. The so-called Arabian numerals, the, characters 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, aewere borrowed by the Arabs along with the decimal system of notation from tan Hindoos. After George Isaacs, a farmer Vying near Seaford, Pa., discovered that his cows were giving less milk than us- ual, he made an investigation and found. three of his largest hogs help- ing themselves. There is no more faseinating study in all wireless science than the application of rattle trausrstisslon to aireraft. The equipment of airplanes and balloons, is already to effielent that Menages may be sent betWeen ground stations and aireraft at great altitudes almost as conveniently as one telephonesefareora lute pro- phesied that "the da.Y is just around the corner" when all aviateee must be Wireless operators as Well." An observer who goo aloft to spot the fall of shots meetly flies or pa- trols the air at a height of from 4,000 ttr 6,000 feet. An airplane usually flies in a figure eight tit order to 'swat his objective point, where the shots are fauliztg constantly in sight, saes la A. Celina in lien' Lite. lf he Is bit s, tree beiloon he may be tethceed by a long rope, while it iliaseble maY hover in mut+ the sem position fbr Wane time. Such patrolli ig ia dotte both day and night, since the fleet of There Is more Catarrh In th's sect'on of the country than all other diseases put together, and for years it was sup- posed to be incurable. Doctors prescribed , local remedies and by constantly failln't to cure with lOcal treatment. Pronounced , it Incurable. Catarrh is a local cll.:rare, .greatly intluenceby constitutional con- , ditions and the efore requires constitu- Lionel treatment. Hall's" Catarrh Medi - eine manufactured by F. J. Cheney & Co.,•Toledo, Ohio, is a constitutional re- medy, is taken internally and acts through the Blood on the Mucous Sul - faces of the system, .One Hundred Dol- lars reward is offered for any case ths.t Hall's Catarrh Medicine falls to cure. Send for circulars and testimonials. F'. S. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, Otto Sold by Druggists, 75c. Hall's Family Pills for constipation. 1 - e Wanted the Money. The race was over, the flab hoisted and the crowd of fortunates who had backed the winner had gathered round the bookmaker to receive their win- nings. One vacant -looking individual, NO° was evidently "eeeing life" for the jirstatimn claimed 35. "What Wel you back?" asked the fat - faced man with the big waist, who was standing on a stool. "Silver Cloud," replied the vacant one. • "Why; man alive," yelled the ntan with the satchel, "that h.orse turned back and finiehed at the atarting post!" "I know that," said the other. ii'Etut didn't I back the horse both ways?'' There was, a dull thud on the greensward, and an anxious"' erotvd gatheree. The man with the big waist had fainten—Exchange. t Minard's Liniment Cures eandruff. SCIENCE NOTES. To preserve ink, add from one and e half to two grains of calleylic Meld to one quart of Ink. - Acettanlide has been t tend to be an adtnira,ble preservation of gemettrab.c. The South American °shin has only two toes, while the:ea of Afriea have three. There are good reasons to believe that eagles and falcons sometimes 1 ve to an age of more than one hundred Years, The latest addition to tha dlning- room is a table with an *N.:trolly- heated "hot -plate," In the centre of which all, the dishes are kept at a desirable temperature. The ironwork plates of Many fa'. tory floors are apt to become slippery and unsafe and to obviate this pow- dered aalammonlac is used as it or- tity of fine sand, an'd thls mixture is mixed thoroughly with a large quans • tity of fine sand, and this mivtpre is sprinkled over the floor so that all Uty of fine sand, and this mixture is danteened with a watering can and ere ........„,e/neneXensieettelefeeeateltetteene,/,/' - Pe° 17.21 t. PP Fea M I LY: laae• frt 004 l'etkets out the Inflammation...,beh bores. Inflamelt curt, areas. braises. blistort and sartbant—oties -antt ittecessts. Wetke Ilk* Arirtnitt Nay a balcatt dealers, an write in. 111511`.111.4itor IOMP8NY, nohllre% •Cieue% j8SU1l NO, 82, leis imp WANTOP• 0,01041.4/4P. eseesee 1104MAXE1t WITI4 TOOleaellelf in work end, repelrIng. Belot Oat te. Bothwell, Ont. MISOE1-ANOtie• 1$ • 1XY YOUR 017T-OF.TOWN Mint piles wlth Dominion nxprees Money vrtlere. Five Donate costs three coati. CifOrC4 oxixtn Dimwit BREEDING teem Iteid Bros. Bothwell, *Ate Can, *. FARMS. FOR SALE. 14:0011., 814te.:elate:OAT cONOVSSION 0, a^ereln.rwl:ragheiPbrpiteltVhiloutigshalnba4)rna7 15 it. by rialt"On,"heeli uas413 Trice= °Qhorses;kv,,triel.fosntcsesis,ftiNfititaten;:rn:1011:efloWsifitti:.0111"c00, I60 AORES, NEAR WEYBURN, rtA1)- vine, Sask. Clear, good, level %etas 2 miles from railroad: must sell; DrIE)1), a fa ft1741:42 gfit, 24, N. onto, AGENTS WANTEP. • AGg, ening' brnoaWutro414Triffe—rl.vY11011:euraseair.t man banior 3388.5.1 the flret month. .en - other ageat sells 20 In twO hours. Others cleaning up 310 daily, No capital nee- esaary. Cioods Shipped to reliabie men on time, Territory going ease 'write Pcfurolicucttos sCecouerenliuerf allirridetreeerbrtnessttieT Que, ' EXECuTOTi,s SALE S• AW AND CHOPPING inI141.4 ARGOT eoneielflandft;471°o,of St, agfit,chopping cg elte system rollers, steel plate grinders, corn shelter, elevators, etc; sawmill has Sa" bULL1.1c; (14 (sitar osta,1?W eNiviN4elhaftril, bets°, etc.: englne Is Fairbanks -Morse alt or gissgIne;a11312 hisp.; this nrsill Intsugt;r moveV; also egad f5r01-121c:e flartim with barns and brick house. about one-half Istilit from nik011'elosielaV.It property Awcarebs: Sanders er Ingram, Barristers, etc., St. Th.Ornas, Ont, FOR SALE. • Ort • SALD OND NO. NINZTY Black Diamond double deck Brant. ford -oven; has been used very little and iraee 4no further use for it; Price 050, Ilf; Dooley, Quelph. OR AA,LTA--CASI-X REGIST1111--SIX.. drawer—at exceptionally low price for .quick sale. Ooudies Limited, Kit- chener, Ont. left to lie over a week -end, or even overnight 4. The sand Is then swept up, and the rust coating formed by the treatment is found to last for several weeks, after which the process is re- peated. Statistics gathered in Italy throw some light on the question of the ; Mo- tive frequency of earthquakes by day and by night. It has been alleged that the supposed greater frequency of nocturnal quakes is only apparent, being duo to the fact that quiet con- ditions at night make the shocks readily perceptible. It appears, Dow - ever, that considering only those shocks which were so intense that they could not have escaped notice at any hour, 865 occurred during the 12 night hours, while only 638 occurred during the 32 day hours. Extending Limits of a Currency. At the outbreak of the war, the au- thorized note circulation of the Bank of France wes 6,800,000,000 francs. The limit was rased to 12,000,000,090 francs in 1914! to 15,000,000,000 in May, 1915; to 18,000,000,000 in March, 1916; to 21,000,000,000 in February, 1317, and to 24,000,000,000 in Septem- ber, 417. In the second week of last month (outstanding circulation being then 23,740,118,000 fraties). the Cham- ber of Deputies raised the limitation to 27,000,000,000. • - I Minard's Liniment for sale everywhere Luncheon in Berlin. Bootrnaker—Well, captain, len gled to see you back; and 'ow did you find the last pair of boots I made you? Captain (an exchange prisoner from Germany) -0h, the best I ever tasted. —London Opinion. 1 L . Mil Girls and Shawls. The working women and girls of Lancashire and Yorkshire regard the shawl as a neeeseity, and especially is this the case in the colliery districts. A writer in an English monthly says: "Domestic duties, performed in vary- ing temperatures, on washing days and cleaning days, In the house or about the yard, are rendered 'safe under the protection of a shawl. The mill girl could scarcely get on without it. It shields her between the milt and home, winter and cummer, in snow or rain- It is easily donned or doffel. It is the handiest of all articles ot wearing apparel and, as made in Eng- land to -day, is moderate in cost. A warm soft shawl would save ninny e racking cough and (Aare off incipient pulmonary troubles. 11 18 it tried and proved sanataritte." 1 Facts tor Healih Seekers To Ponder Over Nearly every disease can be traced to clogged or inactive stomachs, liv- ers or intestines. Indigestion, bill- ousnese, headaches and inset/mitt all emanate from this cause. Keep three organs irt working order and you'll have continuous good health. No cm% was ever treated with Dr. Hamilton's Pills and not cured; their recent 13 one of inarvellon succese. Dr Hamil- ton's Pills are very mild, yet tie cleanse the bowels promptly and es- tablish heitithy regularity. You'll eat plenty, digest well, sleep soundle, feel like new after using Dr Hardt- totes Pills—one it dose -23e a box ev- erywhere. Be sure ynt ger the gee - nine Dr. Hamilton's Fills, In a yellow box alwayt. •- ?awning Fish. Diel you ever see it fish Yawn? Mr. atoned Elmriat, an English biologist, fella us that yawning is it Women habit of cod, salthe, cobbler, plaice and aarlous Other kinds re fie% From his description the piseaterial yawn IS very meth like the human yalvite, ex. Opt that It is dem under water, He san: "Front numerods observations 1 tim led to think that this Wien of fishes is it real yawn. and serves tho tree Ontologleal purpoae of a neel: that is, fleeting the brain with blood tatting periods of sPaggisimest. The eonditions enaleiVe to yawnieg are a slight Inetease in temperature. and, I suppose, the acentliallYifig ditelpettien. Of oxygen," • Poplar Selenee Monthly. Muggirts- Do VOli oWn Vente owl* home? Iluegine-4 used to think 1 41d, MI mny mother•Irt•law Ohm to nee With Me • 4' • • I'