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.UQITEST SERMON ON RE-
CORD.
•
it was the shortest
• :-- Af alive sermon I ever
u idu't hear it.'
The gentlemen who gave voice
to the above remark stood chat-
ting with a number last evening
Cpl th,et'oyer of Hooley's Theater
Idwaiting the close of the last act
of The Charity Ball.
`Let us have it,' said one of the
listeners. 'Anything in theshape
of a sermon which could interest
you must indeed be one of para -
Mount importance.'
'Oh, it would not take long to 1
tell it. There was not a word
said in the sermon—just a motion
that's all. Boy made the motion
-.-was the preacher.'
'Well, tell us about it, why don't
you ?
'While waiting for a grip car
on the cornet of Ashland avenue
and Madison street this evening,
he began, 'I noticed a number of
Attie chaps hopping on and off
the cars whenever the conductor's
back was tnrned. It looked like
-dangerous play, and 1 felt like
eatching one of them and giving
him a good old-fashioned spank-
ing. Beside myself there was a
gray -headed, kindly faced old
ge? peman who looked on the
antics of the boys rather sadly.
'Suddenly the old gentleman in
a shrill voice cried out to the
youngsters : 'Boys, boys, don't
jump on these cars. Some of you
wr> surely get hurt.' But of
course the rascals paid no atten-
- tion to him ; in fact they laughed
'as they continued their sport at
every opportunity. I had missed
.several east-bnun(,l '[ $s, so inter-
este:was I in what was going
' on.'
'Again the old fellow oalled to
Oe lads : 'Boys, come bore a
moment and let me tell you haw
foolish youiare and what danger
you are placing yourselves in
by leaping on and off'those cars.'
The boys ; clambered up to the
curbstone near the walk where
the old man was standing and
prepared to listen to what he
might have to say.
'Did you ever hear your papas
read of the many accidents which
happen to lettle fellows like you
-while playing about moving cars?
Did you ever see any person who
had been hurt by his carelessness
on a grip train ?
'There was no answer, except
' that the little rogues looked at
each other and sort of grinned,
and wondered why the old gentle-
' men took such an interest in them
and their sports. And evidently
grandfather read their thoughts.
for he hastily added : 'I have a
little grandson who played about
these cars, though forbidden to
dwo by the conductors as well as
hiparents. He does not do so
now, does he, Frankie ?' said the
otd man, as he turned to a flaxen
haired,bine-eyed little fellow who
stood beside him.
'No, grandfather,' answered the
boy. 'And will you tell those
foolish little fellows why he does
not?'
'Now here's the sermon,' said
the man in the foyer. 'The boy
made no answer ; he just shoved
out the stump of what had once
been his right leg and burst into
tears. That was all. The kind
old grandpa kissed his pretty but
crippled grandson, °and with his
hand on his shoulder the two
slowly walked up the avenue.
and mast
witnessed
TEN FARM HINTS.
It is cheaper to haul than to
drive the hogs to the railway
station.
Frost is blamed for killing many
an orchard tree that is starved to
death.
A trotting match between the
cows and the dog may be inter-
esting, but it dose not make
butter.
You are under no obligation to
loan to the person that does not
promptly return articles in good
order.
We want to get rid of scrub
land and scrub farming as well as
of scrub stock. Grade up all along
the line !
A score of farmers fail because
they try to do something other
than farming, where one fails by
sticking to farming. �
If your horses shrir?k from you
when you enter' their stalls, do
some detective work on your hired
help—or yourself.
Get a stencil and put your name
on your larger farming imple-
ments, sacks, etc. Get a die and
stamp your name on smaller im-
plements.
It is a curious fact that some
men would rather make i5 by
trading horses than $25 by hous-
ing farming implements.
A cow that has to get her living
by gnawing the parched pature
under an August sun, without
other food, is not likely to make a
great slow at the pail.
'Well, sir, those little rats stood
stock still for a moment or so and
gazed with wide eyes at the crip-
pled boy as he moyed away. Then
with very earnest faces they
quietly turned corners and went
to their various homes,as thought-
fully as though they were going
to their own funerals. That's
the sermon, the most effective
and impressive that I ever wit-
nessed, for there was nothing to
hear from it.'—Chicago Mail.
A GIRL'S KINDNESS.
Early one clear January moan-
ing a few winters ago, a pleasing
little incident happened in one of
our eastern cities. Several plea-
sant days had been followed by a
heavy sleet and bitterly cold
weather. Everything was sparkl-
ing in the bright sunshine; pave-
ments looked like mirrors and
trees looked as though they were
great masses of crystal, powdered
with diamond dust, But these
mirror like pavements were very
treacherous, and many a careless
step brought dire disaster to the
pedestrian.
Helen Mayer, on her way to
her daily work, after many slips
and slides, reached a street car in
safety. She had the good fortune
to secure the last vacant seat, and
smiling and warm in her plain
comfortable clothes,she sat watch-
ing her numerous fellow -passen-
gers. At the next crossing the
car stopped and a shabby little old
woman fell on the steps and was
helped by the conductor, with
rough good nature, on to the plat-
form. Weak and dizzy from her
fall, she entered the car trembling
in every limb, and with a pitiful,
appealing look on her pale wrink-
led little face, gazed round at the
passengers.
There were half a dozen or
more men and boys in the car,but
none of them saw her—of course
not, when they were all deeply
interested in the morning papers.
But Helen saw `uer, and in an in-
stant she sprang up and led the
old lady to- her place. With a
grateful look into the girl's frank
eyes, she said, in a trembling
voice : 'You are very kind,child,
very kind to a poor old woman.
Many thanks, but now, my dear,
you have no seat.'
'I ought to be kind, ma'am,' re-
plied Helen. 'I am young and
strong and I should feel ashamed
to keep my seat while you were
standing. I do not at all mind
standing, so don't worry about
m e.'
Several gentlemen arose and
offered Helen their seats, but hor
quiet `No, thank you,' caused
them to resume their seats d
their papers. However, some of
them felt uncomfortable, for they
felt as it' a stigma had been put
upon them by this pretty young
girl.
After riding several blocks the
old lady wished to leave the car.
Helen assisted hor to rise,and said,
'It is so very slippery that I am
afraid you will fall.'
'It can't be helped, child, for I
must go. I will go very carefully
and perhaps will not fall again.
I must thank you again for your
kindness, and good-bye.'
The quivering voice of the aged
lady went straight to Helen's
heart. She hesitated just a mo-
ment, for every -penny of the four
dollars a week which she received
for clerking counted in the small
amount she and her mother could
scrape for living; and if she were
late she would lose some of her
scanty pay. But the old lady
needed some one to help her, and
so the next moment she said :
'I will see you safely across the
street and walk to the store.'
So, very kindly and carefully
she assisted the shabby, uncertain
little figure which clung so close-
ly to her arm, across the glassy
street.
'Ohl dear heart, if I had known
it was so bad I never would have
come out. But, now I'm out, I
must go on. Oh, dear?' and as
she slipped a little she clutched
more firmly the arm which she
held.
'How far have you to go?' ask-
ed Helen.
'Just down this street, I for-
get whether it's two or three
blocks.'
'I will go with you,'said Helen
quietly.
In a little while Helen had tier
C ,RRH,
CATARRHAL 'NESS—HAY FEVER
A N.:- .. -. ,E TREATMENT.
Sufferers are not generally aware that
these diseases are contagious, or that they
are due to the presence of living parasites
ip-the lining membrane of the nose and
eustachian tubes. Microscopic research,
however, has proved this to be a fact, and
the result of this discovery is that a
simple remedy has been formulated where-
by catarrh, catarrhal deafness and hay
fever are permanently cured in from one
to three simple applications made at home
by the patient once in two weeks.
N B.—This treatment is not a snuff or
an ointment ; both have been discarded
by reputable physicians as injurious. A
pamphlet explaining this new treatment
is sent on receipt of ten cents by A. H.
Dram? & Sox, 803 West King Street,
Toronto, Canada.—Toronto Globi.
Sufferers from Catarrhal troubles should
telly read time above.
charge safely at her destlua-
tion.
'Now, my child;' said the little
old, woman, as she waited for ad-
mittance, 'tell me your name and
where you live; 1 never want to
forget the blessed girl who saved
poor old mo from breaking my
bones.'
Helen told her and added ; '1
am only a clerk, trying to slake
my own living, and may be glad,
when I am old like you, to some
one to help nie. But it's noth-
ing at all, with a laugh, 'for I
should have had the blues all day
if I had suffered you to go alone.'
Atter makingllelen writedown
her name and address on a card,
she said: 'Good-bye, my dear: I
can only give l ou an old woman's
blessing.
'I am grateful fur it,' reverent-
ly replied Helen. 'lioA-bye,'
and she hurried away as the
door was opened, never noticing
the street, house or name on the
door.'
She was late and was 'docked.'
but that did not matter to Helen.
She could not and would not regret
her kindness to the p.or depend-
ent old lady.
A year has passed and Helen
had never once seer, the old lady
or heard from her, and t'.us had
almost forgotten her. But one
cold bitter day Helen come home
and with tears told her mother
that she,with several other clerks,
had been discharged as business
was dull and they had no need
for so many clerks. Her
mother soothed her and told her
that perhaps she could get another
position somewhere nearer home,
and that to -morrow they would
start to look for one. Then they
sat down to their evening meal,
and betbre they were through
Helen's mother jumped up from
the table and returned, with an of-
ficial looking document addressed
to Helen Mayer. She handed it
to Helen,saying that the postman
had brought it in the afternoon
and until that moment she had
forgotten it.
Helen opened it, and had the
stars fallen she could not have
been more astonished as she
read :
'Hannah Forth bequeathes
seventeen thousand dollars to
Helen Mayer, in remembrance of
her great kindness to an old and
helpless woman on January 8,
18B8.'
Helen laughed and cried by
turns as she again repeated to hor
mother the story of her kindness
to the old lady, whose appearance
was far from that of a wealthy
person.
Now Helen need not worry
about finding another place in
((order that she and her mother
might gain a living. A kind act
had not only made her heart
lighter, but had raised her from
comparative poverty to affluence.
. CONSUMPTION CURED.
An old physican, retired from prat•
Coe, having had placed in his hands by
an East India missionary the forumla
of a simple vegetable remedy for the
speedy and permanent cure of consump-
tion. Bronchitis, Catarrh, Asthma and
all throat and Lung Affections, also a
positive and radical cure for Nervous
Debility and Nervous Complaints, after
baying tested its wonderful curative
powers in thousands of cases, has felt
it his duty to make it known to his suf-
fering fellows. Actuated by this mot•
ive and a desire to relieve human suf-
fering, I will send free of charge, to all
who desire it, this receipt, in German,
French or English, with full directions
for preparing and using. Sent by mail
by addressing with stamp, naming this
paper, W. A. Nom, 820 Power's Blook,
Rochester, N. Y. 13012•y.e.o.w.
ROOTED TO THE SPOT.
I heard a story the other day
about the former assistant re^,tor
of one of the largest Episcopal
churches in the city. The gentle-
man in question is now the pre-
sident of a college so far away
that he cannot mind if I relate the
incident. He was a jolly good
fellow when he lived in a board-
ing-house here, and in his off
hours was accustomed to join in
at a friendly game of whist or a
smoke.
One evening when he was out
at service two of the wags of the
establishment remembered that it
was his invariable habit upon re-
turning home to doff his round-
about vest and clerical coat, put
on an old smoking jacket, and en-
case his feet in a pair of morocco
slippers, which latter always oc-
cupied the same position on his
bedroom floor preparatory to his
coming. Accordingly, they firm-
ly nailed these slippers to the
floor, and awaited results in the
next room.
Presently the dominie return-
ed. They beard him moving
about ; they heard the thud of his
shoes as they were taken oft' and
thrown dowr, and then all was
silence. They peeked cautiously
in, and thero beheld the young
clergyman standing in his slip-
pers, his face white as a sheet,and
a look of horror upon it, his eyes
star•ing'straight ahead. Tho sight
was too much for then, but they
managed to suppress their laugh-
ter and ask in a tone of amaze-
ment what the matter was.
'Matter?' he gasped. 'There is
matter enough, boys; I'm paralyz-
ed, and can't move hand or foot.
For mercy's sake, help me.'
The man did actually, such is
the force of imagination, believe
he was paralyzed for a moment or
two, but he finally set 'em up, in
a manner appropriate to his cal-
ling, by buying cigars for the
crowd.—Brooklyn Life. 111
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While \Vin Harris and his son
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side of the river, Thursday, after
calves for butchering, two horses
bitched at the :'title of the barn,
slipped their bridles and started
to run away. Harris, seeing the
runaway-, tried to head the horses
causing them to turn and go
through a fence into a yard where
there were thirty beehives. Three
gives were knocked over by the
horses.
Thousands IX bees swarmod
over the horses who laid down in
the harness moaning piteously.
As young Harris could not see
the horses sufier,ho cut the traces
with a butcher knife, while the
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horses off. When loose from the
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direction in the field, uttering
unnatural squeals,at times rolling
in the grass, moaning terrible.
One horse rolled end shrieked
till death ended its sufferings.
The other horse was caught and
hay burned under it,but the horse
died in a short time. Both were
fine animals. Young Harris was
stung badly, but he was bathed
in a tub of soda water, counteract-
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not serious.
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The People's Grocery
Business Change.
The undersigned desires to intimate to his former patrons and flinch
that he has repurchased his former business, and will 'continue it
the old stand,
Corner of Albert and Ontario Streets
He intends to go out of the Crockery and Glassware line entirely,
balance of which will be sold cheap, and will devote himself exclu-
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GROCERIES, Fine Fruits, Confectionary &c.
Of which he will keep nothing but first-class goods. The business
will be conducted on a strictly cash basis, and prices
will be fixed ac-
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hopes to merit and receive the same liberal patronage that he enjoyed
hitherto.
On Tuesday, at the Riggs farm,
six miles south of Doland, South
Dakota, while on the straw stack
behind a threshing machine,Iieter
Peterson was instantly killed by
a bolt of lightning from an almost
clear sky.
Mrs Adam \Vucheter, of Whitehall,
Pa., has, it is asserted, fasted 154 days.
Her condition at present is pitiable in
the extreme.
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